I Remember My First Time (IRMFT) A Movie Podcast

What happens when you celebrate The Day of the Texas Rattlesnake Stone Cold Day with to many Stevewiesers? You give honor to the great Stone Cold Steve Austin a day late! Happy late Stone Cold Day

In this lively episode of 'I Remember My First Time,' hosts BJ and Jacob are joined by guest Cole to explore the 2011 hockey comedy 'Goon.' The discussion centers around Sean William Scott's portrayal of a lovable but dim-witted enforcer on a Canadian hockey team. While BJ and Cole express their admiration for this cult classic, Jacob remains less enthusiastic, highlighting his general disdain for sports movies. Dive into the hosts’ humorous and candid debate about the film's artistic merits and cultural impact, as well as some fun trivia about the cast and production.

This recording was suppose to come out in October but here we are in April releasing Beetlejuice. But it doesn't need to be Halloween to enjoy a light horror movie from Tim Burton. Speaking of Burton, out of the two host one hates Tim Burton movies and the other does not hate them but will not seek them out on their own. How they liked this movie is for you to listen to find out. Its a $hi++y movie podcast, you'll find out which is which early

Michael Bay started off his career making absolute bangers. He gifted us with three all time great movies according to IRMFT but his directorial debut was a true gift from the movie gods. Join us as we talk about the Will Smith and Martin Lawrence buddy cop movie Bad Boys!

Happy Stone Cold Day, the Day of The Texas Rattlesnake, the Day of asking what in your best Stone Cold voice, the Day of Flipping the Bird at anyone and everyone but especially your boss, the Day of Austin 3:16 not that other bullshit from some guy named John. The only true holiday we at IRMFT know, Stone Cold Day, so enjoy the best Wrestlemania there has ever been, enjoy the cumulation of the Attitude Era in the WWE, enjoy Wrestlemania X-7, and go stomp a mudhole in someone ass when they tell you wrestling is fake, because they haven't watched Wrestlemania X-7. Happy Stone Cold Day from IRMFT!

Will anyone ever be a guest more than Jacobs brother David? Probably not and why would they try at this point. This week is BJs favorite kind of movie, a heist movie, but it's also one of Jacob and David's favorite kind of movie, a stupid movie. Kevin Hart's Netflix original Lift. The movie was not fun so you know the podcast is gunna be fun, so press play on your commute or pick a chore to do and have fun with the guys at IRMFT

Join IRMFT as we celebrate Black History Month with Dolemite is My Name, chronicling the rise of a black cinema icon in Rudy Ray Moore. There is an all star cast, great script and Eddie Murphy regaining his star power as he turns in an Oscar worthy performance. Remember to celebrate Black History as it is American History!

February has been hard on IRMFT but here we are with our first ever Black History Month on IRMFT, with the classic White Men Can't Jump. If you haven't seen it, get ready for a refreshing angle at story telling and knock out performances of Westly Snipes, Woodly Harrelson, and the smoke show that is Rosie Perez. IRMFT wants everyone to know that Black History is American History.

It's our last week of "Hot Guy January" and we tried to end with a banger and do a male stripper movie. I mean what could go wrong? It's not like it could be boring or anything, except it surprisingly was! We do have a great Mt. Rushmore of scenes, and this movie has great trivia, so join us on IRMFT Pod for the last movie in "Hot Guy January" for Magic Mike. Plus you know you wanna see this cast pretty much naked haha.

Our second movie for Hot Guy January we have our first JCVD movie, a movie he trained for 10 hours a day only to be told he wasn't in good enough shape when showing up to filming. So yeah we've got a kung fu movie with rock hard chest and abs and JCVD doing the splits a stupid amount of times. So join us for Hot Guy January

It's 2025 and here at IRMFT we know the perfect way to help everyone get through the New Year. So welcome to the new way IRMFT will celebrate the New Year. Welcome to Hot Guy January on IRMFT, and for the inaugural Hot Guy January movie we have the 2024 disaster movie Twisters starring our own Texas native "Hot Guy" Glen Powell! Join us because you know you want too, plus what's funnier to listening to two heterosexual men flaunt over hot guys in a world rampant with homophobia?

IRMFTs classic Christmas movie this year is the Die Hard of Christmas movies for kids. Join us as we enjoy the absolute he!! out of one of the best kid performances in cinema history. And keep the change you filthy animal!

It's December, which means it's Christmas season, and for our favorite pagan holiday we do a couple of yearly things. We watch a cheesy Hallmark Xmas movie, a classic Xmas movie, and a violent Xmas movie. This year we are starting with the first American made movie from legendary action movie director John Woo!!! Can we get a Nature Boy WOOOOO? To bad it was no where that good, come with us as we $hi+ all over this movie and hope John Woo has more in store with us than this garbage.

We missed Jacobs favorite time of year because life can be a real bitch, meaning we didn't do a month of horror movies. We did do one though and we were starting the month of horror a little light did the first ever summer blockbuster by the great Stephen Spielberg. And if you don't think Jaws is a horror movie, what kind of horror movies do you watch? Or more importantly, what kind of horror movies are you missing out on? Join us for an all time great to start off spooky season the right way, with a PG movie that shows boobs within minutes of starting.

This week we have a live action Disney movie starring VD, not that VD but Vin 'Freakin" Diesel as Navy Seal Shane Wolfe. This time he is protecting the family he's always wanted in the Fast and Furious Franchise, can he do it? Of course he can it's a Disney movie, speaking of Disney, would it suprise you if we told you there are Nazis in it? Watch and listen, or just listen to find out.

It's 2024, The Swaze Man has been dead for 15 years. Is the world really ready for a remake of the 80s roundhouse kick, throat grabbing classic, action powerhouse, Road House? You bet your bottom dollar that we are! And even though we are a punny podcast, that is not an a$$ pun just because we get a glory shot of Connor McGregor bent over. So join IRMFT and our "favorite" guest in a movie bread out of straight unadulterated violence.... and maybe some homosexuality?

Do you like steroid addicted actors who were famous in the 80s and real bummer stories? If so The Wrestler with Mickey Rourke may be just what you are looking for. Listen to Jacob and BJ discuss this clear Oscar baity movie, which both had way more fun watching it the first time than on this re-watch.

Monkey Man.... no this is not a racist movie... this is a movie about.... oh I don't really know but its basically bare knuckle, Indian John Wick exact revenge on some really evil people. Sit back and enjoy some awesome action scene in this violent Dev Patel movie.

It is BJs Birthday episode! You know how it works, BJ picks a movie he doesn't think Jacob would watch on his own. This year BJ picked a basketball movie where one of the leads isn't even an actor, but future Hall of Fame NBA player Ray Allen. Tune in to see if the great Spike Lee can make Jacob enjoy, not only a basketball movie but a movie with someone who doesn't really know how to act in the lead role. Thank god it's a joint, a Spike Lee Joint.

An IRMFT favorite, this week we get our first go at a Robert Rodiguez film, and boy did we pick a good one for our first movie by a Hollywood legend in his own right. It's the story of El Mariachi, the sequal in a trilogy about a man who has a guitar case full of guns and goes looking for revenge, along with one of the best sex scenes in movie history. Even if you have seen this movie, watch it again, we promise you forgot how much fun you will have watching this movie.

Get ready for the first MCU movie to be featured on IRMFT, any avid First Timers knows why we picked The Winter Solider as our first one. A cool action movie with bada$$ fight scenes hidden in a cool a$$ espionage movie. This will not be our last MCU movie, we had too much fun, but do not expect another soon!

Yeah we did a movie with the controversial blackface, and that wasn't even the most controversial thing about this movie when it was released. Join IRMFT as we welcome a new guest on the pod, Jacobs highschool friend Jacob, as we talk about the Ben Stiller masterpiece Tropic Thunder. A movie we have decided everyone should be required to watch, so if you haven't seen, watch. If you have seen it watch it again because we promise it is better than you remember.

It's Stone Cold Day again, the only true holiday in the world. It trancends religion, humanity, spirtuality, morals, life, love, hate, it trancends it all. This year we decided against a movie to do the second time The Texas Rattlesnake won the Royal Rumble. The year is 1998 and what a wild time it was for professional wrestling. Enjoy a Stevester and pop a cold one for Austin 3:16 Stone Cold Day

Have you ever played any Nintendo game throughout your life? Do you like plumbers that don't show plumbers crack? Do you like colorful aninmated films with great voice acting? Do you think you could beat one of our host at Mario Cart? Maybe you should press play on this podcast and enjoy what IRMFT has to say abouta great animated movie full of nostaliga for you old geezers along great G-Rated humor for all kids. This won't be G-Rated though, any listener knows we shit on Michael Douglas for not showing his junk, and talking about a kids movie does not save Michael Douglas from the guys at IRMFT!

Do you like Loony Tunes but need a movie that is more bloody than Loony Tunes Back in Action? Then the carrot killing movie that is Shoot 'Em Up is totally for you. Someone literally gets stapped in the eye with a carrot, so you know this movie had to be Jacobs choice for his birthday episode this year. Join us at IRMFT after watching a real life Bugs Bunny in Clive Owen and Elmer Fudd in Paul Giamatti go toe to toe in this action packed slugfest that can only be accuratly described as a John Woo Wet Dream.

No this is not a BDSM movie, but if someone wants us to do BDSM erotic thriller we are not opposed. This is the J.K. Simmons and Miles Teller tour de force jazz movie. A movie about what is greatness worth, we will tell you that it is not worth this much, but we loved this movie. This is one of BJs top movies and lucky for him, it was his first time. Join us for this incredible cherry pop!

We've got a classic this week. How do we have a movie podcast and not do an ultimate classic? Answer we don't which is why our first Mike Myers movie is Shrek. Join us to see how we felt about it (spoiler - we love it). So in the morning, make some waffles and press play as we talk about the Ogre who just wanted HIS swamp back

No, interceptor is the not the Dak Prescott story (altough maybe it should be), side note, this was recorded when Prescott led the league in interceptions, so this has not aged well. You know what I will just let Netflix dexcribe this movie: Hitting Netflix’s top ten in 93 countries this high octane pic stars Elsa Pataky kicking butt as a Schwarzeneger-grade action hero
sounds great right?
Spoiler this movie is not that but its still a pretty good watch

Glass Onion bring back one of our favorite movie characters of all time in Benoit Blanc. Is it as good as Knives Out? No, but we didn't expect it to be and it was still better than it should have been. Netlfic can keep making whodunit films, and please keep bringing back Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc, we cannot get enough of him. Who knows he might be into how much we like him, I mean he probably would be into it (wink wink).

Jacobs family calls him The Grinch at Christmas time, mainly because he isn't into all the traditions, but on IRMFT there is only one Grinch and his name is BJ. Join us for our annual Christmas classic as BJ hates on this dog ${}!+ movie (his quote). BJ would have more fun doing the Mircale on 34th Street, but we know why we didn't do that one, Jacob might Kurt Cobain it outta here with sappy Christmas movies like that. Happy Hoildays everyone, be safe, enjoy the egg nog and time with loved ones. See you next year!

It's year two and time for our annual violent Christmas movie, this year we have low budget Mel Gibson movie called Fatman. That's right Santa is the Fatman, and he's not all that fat and jolly, but the man loves cookies. Join us for some Christmas fun and a fun look at the Mr. and Mrs. Clause realtionship. This is also our second Walton Coggins movies, oh and we trash talk the Canadian band Rush and step dads. It'll be fun Merry Christmas.

One of our favorite things we do every year, our annual Hallmark Christmas movie. Why do we do it? Because they are fun, cute, romantic, and funny, that and it sure is nice to find a good one to watch with your partner. Hint hint this is one you should watch; great comedy, great chemistry, great minor characters. We could find more reasons for you watch this movie, and if you still don't believe just by reading this discription then just press play and let us prove it to you.

The Killer, but what is being killed? Our excitment as the movie goes on? Our bordem as we think it'll get better because it has too right, it is David Fincher? Is it right people that need to be killed throughout the movie? Tune in to find out for our first podcast after a seven month hiatus. And don't worry, next week we will be on our game with Christmas movies for the rest of December.

Is this movie mad for us? Gerrad Butler, check. heist movie, check Liv Schriber's brother Pablo (AKA Nikki Sabatka, probably spelled that wron but I'm not taking the time to google it) check.

Party time, excellent.... Thats right this week we have the SNL skit turned cult classic Wayne's World... and to all our listeners out there, we salute you.... SCWWWWINNNGGGG

This week we have our esteemed producer/Editor Tristian Deaton on for his first episode John Dies at the End. The question for this podcast is does John actually die at the end?

McLovin and Stiffler in the SAME MOVIE!!!! oh yeah and Paul Rudd and Jane Lynch. Join us for this hillarious epidode where we are joined by a former stand-up comdian.

today we have treat for you guys.... a superbad-ass movie. That's right tuck your boners into your waistband pull out your McLovin fake IDs and enjoy this podcast.

BASEBALL SEASON IS HERE, so lets watch a movie that is kind of about baseball i guess. Thats right fake a drowning so you kiss your crush and throw up all your chewing tabacco and join us as we discuss the classic The Sandlot

It's The Rock vs Dominic Torretto, pretty sure that's all you need to know. Now put your funderwear on and press play on this tour de force of podcasting for this tour de force of filmmaking.

Grab a couple of Stevewisers, shave your head, put on your knee brace, jean shorts and leather vest and enjoy a very special holiday (the one true holiday) episode...... That's right on Stone Cold Day 3/16 we have the Stone Cold Steve Austin classic The Condemned. If you don't like this episode we will hit you with the Stone Cold Stunner and give you the double bird as we off, and that's the bottom line 'cause STONE COLD SAID SO!!!!!!

No Podcast today.... but we have a very good reason, listen to find out what that reason is

Wanna know how to away with murding your spouse? BJ won't even let his wife read this book, which means she did not watch this movie, because she would definatly pull an Amazing Amy. Jacob's parnter on the other hand loved the movie and now wants to read the book. So ya'll all know just in case.

Its the Swayze Man and thats all that needs to be said

Good'A mate... Let's put anoter shrimp on the barbee. Oh wait Boomerang has nothing to do with Australia, but it does have one of the most uninentionally meta moments in movie history. Thats right Eddie Murphy talks about "chicks with dicks" in this movie. Also what a wonderful looking female cast in the movie. Listen to hear what B.J. and Jacob think of this 1992 rom-com classic.

It's our Valentine's day episode. Think we are doing a rom-com.... think again, it is time for another erotic thriller (the best movie genre there is). This weeks episode is a peice of classic cinema at its finest the 1981 classic Body Heat. This sweaty, sexy, enthrolling FILM hits every beat a calssic noir should.

This is for all the TrollHunters out there slaying 2s and 3s. Join us for Jacob's bithdayepisode!!!!

This week we have the box office bomb turned cult classic, some may call it the greatest the comic book movie ever made..... Thats right it is the 2010 Edgar Wright masterpiece Scott Pilgrim VS the World. Join Jacob and B.J. as they battle eachothers 7 evil exes and discuss one of the best side character performances ever put on screen by the incredibly talented Kieran Kulkin.

Have you ever thought, maybe I should just get with a “nice guy”? Maybe you’re tired of being pushed around? Maybe you think “Nice Guys” would be better in bed? Whatever your reason you need these “Nice Guys” in your life. Join a couple of “nice guys” talk about these Nice Guys. Think I can fit it in again? THATS WHAT SHE SAID…. Nice Guys

Is it true that only assholes drink Mr. Pibb? according to these two Texas boys (three if you count Hell or High Water writer Taylor Sheridan), yes, yes only assholed drink Mr. Pibb. Its been a while since we have dealved into the western genre, but we are more than happy to talk about this fresh exciting bank hating modern western.

Join us on this journey to raid tombs and save the world from the Illuminati.... I guess thats what this movie is about I'm really not sure becasue I was too busy staring at Angelina Jolie in one of the sweatiest, sexiest performances you will ever see. Also Daniel Craig has a shower scene as well your welcome ladies. Despite the incredibly good looking cast this movie should raid the plot of an Indiana Jones movie.

Are you ready to smell god's vigina? That's how we start the New Year here at IRMFT, however you chose to live 2023 just know we choose not to rawdog live here. So join us as we get stoned and talked about the greatest stoner comedy of all time. The Seth Rogen classic Pineapple Express, the product of baby-fu@#ing

Ready to get hard this Christmas? Well then get ready for the best Christmas movie the gods have ever bestowed up us, that's right we are doing the action movie that changed what an action star would forever be so get hard so you can Die Hard this Christmas!

Tis the season, my present to BJ you ask? Our first threesome on IRMFT with our first threepeet guest David Eachus! If you haven’t seen the new violent Santa Christmas movie Violent Night you need to get your anus to the theater now. It’s John Wick meets Santa so you know there’s a chance at least one host creamed there pants while watching this movie, join us to find out if we creamed our pants while remembering this glorious first time

Do love magic Mistletoe?.... No, not that magic mistletoe. 'Tis the season for cheesy Christmas movies, so we do our first attempt at the horribly wonderful Christmas on Mistletoe Farm. It features a widowed father (of course), who leaves the big city (of course), to get his Christmas spirit in a small farming town (of course), where he inevitably falls in love with a small town woman (of course). All in all it's not that bad... and Ms. Nerris if you're reading this call us.

Merry Christmas.... Sh**ter was full. That's right we are kicking off Christmas movie season with the Chevy Chase classic National Lampoons Christmas Vacation. This has everything a Christmas movie should have..... A comically large tree, and electrocuted cat, a senile old couple and most importantly a best supporting actor level performance from Randy Quaid. So channel your inner cousin Eddie and listen to our takes on this 80's Christmas comedy masterpiece.

Does our host have a tattoo of Scooby Doo? Did that same host rate the live action Scooby Doo classic way to high? Was he high? Find out all these answers and more as we fawn over the smoke that is Velma by Linda Cardellini and the incredible ensemble cast led by Matthew Lillard as Shaggy. Join us as we welcome the guest with the most connections to the pod so far, the sister of one host and the SO of our producer. So it is defiantly not her first time.

O brother who is this movie for? This Hillbilly telling of Homer's The Odyssey complete with a bluegrass and gospel backing track.... IS F*****G AWESOME. Listen to us talk about how beautiful George Clooney is, podcast favorite Tim Blake Nelson (who is welcome on the podcast anytime), and how Jacob somehow relates John Turturro's struggle to that of the gay man. Remember your first time we talk about a Coen Brothers movie as we breakdown this wonderful and wacky film.

No surprise that we are talking about our favorite "jobs" on this podcast.... Don't be nasty not those jobs but the 2003 CLASSIC The Italian Job. Marky Mark is back for the movie that made Mini Coopers cool again. Is this a 2 hour Mini Cooper ad? Yes.... do we care? No because this movie is awesome. Join as we discuss BJ's FAVORITE genre of movies (heist/caper movies) in our first, but definitely not last heist movie.

Ever had a demonic soul stealing monster offer to suck you off? Well the main character gets that offer in this movie.... and someone is raped by a tree??? Whatever, in this episode we break down the remake of Sam Rami's classic Evil Dead. Featuring every single horror movie trope known to man. This movie does exactly what you expect a horror movie to do and for that reason we respect it.

Ready to to get Hitched? We don’t watch shitty Will Smith movies on IRMFT, at least not yet. Join us this week for our second Halloween episode this month, as we “helicopter” our way and watch the late great Blue Eyed Devil Rutger Hauer as The Hitcher. Watch the trailer and tell us you’re not excited for your first time.

Join us for our first horror movie in the month that should be nothing but horror, sorry we fucked up.

This week we take a trip to pleasure town courtesy of Will Ferrell as his best character, and it's not even close, Ron Burgundy. Join us as we spray Sex Panther all over our listeners as we enjoy the smell of Big Foots Dick because the scent really stings the nostrils. "I Love Lamp" might be the most quotable line of the movie, if you disagree join us as we quote our way through pleasure town on IMRFT. 60% of the time our podcast is good a 100% of the time.

You wait all episode to hear if we think you should watch these movies. Let us save you the time and skip this s*%& fu%$@^& movie and just listen to this pod. Oh yeah the female Multo monster get deep throated by Godzilla atomic blue flame. Oh and we may have ruined The Rocks career, so please join us for the worst movie we've done so far.

Do you like Predators? No not that kind of predator, but the badass alien one that shows up on earth to go to toe to toe with Mr. Universe? If you're answer is yes but you still hate the other kind of predator and want to see a sexy strong female character out smart the smartest hunter in the universe, join us this week as we see just that. Taking place in an era where the best weapon is a tomahawk attached to string taking on the best warrior in the universe. Join us this week for what may be the best prequel ever made.

Have you ever been curious about the sex position Couching Tiger Hidden Dragon lost in Chinese Lore? Well so have we and we've gotten no closer to finding out how awesome this position is, but we know how awesome one of the top foreign films of all time is. Join us this week as we dive deep into the foreign film that made foreign films cool.

Did we discuss our first porn?? If food porn is a thing then we most definatly did. Can John Favreau land the bombshells that are Sofia Vergara and Scarlett Johansson? When you're the wirter director you bet your ass you can. Join us as we talk about our first indie movie on IRMFT

Prepared to be blown.... by twin sister twisters, and what a blow job it was. Join us as we sexualized everything we can including our host, with the guest of this movie Cody "Putin". We also answer the question why do women look so good in white tank tops. !!!Spoiler alert!!! The answer is boooobs!

Have you ever watched a porn and wished that was you? Lucky for you that happens in Last Action Hero to a 12 year old boy. Don't be gross I'm not talking about porn anymore but living inside an action movie. Is there a difference Jacob asks? No there isn't, so join us as we discuss one of if not the first action satire classic featuring the biggest action movie star of all time................ Mr. Universe, The Terminator, The Governator, Hercules, Conan the Barbarian, the one and only Mr. Arnold Schwarzenegger and the cheaper than Alan Rickman bad guy, listen or watch to find out who.

How deep is balls deep? The deepest and the blueest and I am not referring to blue balls, not with this LL Cool J classic. This movie walked so Sharknado could run, so join us on our second horror film. And yes its a horror film..... fu&% you if you don't think so.

Get ready for the blood fest that is the self titled movie Rambo. Join us as we take on Sylvester Stallone's classic character John J. Rambo, there's more blood than figuring out your f%$@&*%$ your girl on her period for the time and you didn't know. Someone's head explodes like a pumpkin, so join us as we bask in this violence on IRMFT.

We finally did our first horror movie, what could we have chosen besides a good fingering from Freddy? You read that right Freddy isn't the one getting fingered but doing the fingering, we did the original Wes Craven classic A Nightmare on Elm Street. Join us as we dive deep in this special effect classic (by far the best thing about low budget horror) that ultimately we didn't love but still enjoyed. Listen to find out why.

What do you get it when you have Kevin Costner playing a character named Crash and Tim Robbins as character named Nuke as minor league baseball teammates in a love triangle with Susan Sarandon? Lets just say the baseball diamond isn't the only diamond our characters care about... we know what we are talking about. It's one of BJ's favorite movies while Jacob hates baseball and romance movies, join us to see how our first times were.

Your mission, if you choose to accept, is to listen to our podcast about one of the greatest action franchises of all time. This week we have BJ's father, Greg a man who only wants one thing from movies (and frankly its disgusting, just kidding) it id to be entertained, and this movie should do the trick.... Tom Cruise is literately hanging of the side of the tallest building in the world.

This time IRMFT takes on First Blood, no ladies not that "first blood" but the action movie that set the stage for all the 90 minute action movies made today. Just long enough where its everything you want and truly enjoyable but short enough where it ends on the highest of emotions (take notes men this is also good advice in the bedroom). So come join us as we get the right amount of foreplay to love making in the action movie that set the stage for all explosions thereafter (sorry ladies that only happens for men on the first time).

No guest this week but that is okay because we have the first time Marky Mark teamed up with The Greatness that is Will Ferrell in The Other Guys. Cum join us as we talk about a hilarious buddy cop movie with the stunning Eva Mendez that may leave you with a similar semi Sharron Stone did in Basic Instinct.

This week we have the stoner action comedy American Ultra, joining us is the better half of Jacob, Neema Mwithiga. Neema joined us on our very first trail run episode, needless to say, like a lot of first times, while memorable was not great. Hopefully for Jacob's sake he can redeem himself in the sack... oh wait we meant the pod!

This week we are joined by the only true hero in BJ's life, the mother of his children, his wife, all around boss, and comic book aficionado Ranyah Lycka to talk about the newest installment of The Batman franchise, it is Jacob's first time and for someone who gets hard watching action filled violence, lets hope he really enjoyed his first time.

This week we have BJ's brother in law, and Batman connoisseur Bassel Kharwat joining us for his first 90's Batman film, and yes we had to do bat nipples and Arnold schwarzenegger as the first 90's Batman for him. This podcast is filled with puns, funs and plenty of bat buns. (Extreme Arnold voice): This podcast kicks ICE!!!!!!

The first solo episode since the Mustache Ride that was Quigley Down Under, this week join clit commanders BJ and Jacob as BJ pops his cherry to the hilarious View Askew, Kevin Smith written and directed riot Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Clit commanders..... assemble! Smoochie Boochies!

Back to back episodes with a guest, this time we are joined by the fake Gilbert Godfrey also known as the Buffalonian Drew Pfeiffer as we talk about the erotic and thrilling 90's masterpiece Basic Instinct. Get ready to experience the cowgirl ride of the century with the most paused moment in movie history.

We are joined by our first guest of IRMFT today, Active duty 82nd Airborne solider and brother of Jacob, David Eachus as we talk about the Bill Murray classic Stripes, what boot camp is really like, why we love slackers and of course how frugal the U.S. Military is when comes to spending money. Two virgins at the same time.... WOW..... enjoying the full pleasure of a stoner comedy taking place in the US military

Get ready for a mustache ride through the outback in this classic western starring Tom Selleck and what may be the best looking mustache Hollywood has ever had and Alan Rickman's second movie appearance. It is BJ's first time and what a glorious wild stache ride it was for him. Join us to hear Jacob masturbate about everything in this movie, most importantly the music score!