Submarine and A Roach

On Episode 252 of Submaroach, TMT, Koj, and Mayowa return with another chaotic blend of politics, pop culture, and completely unnecessary personal revelations.

The boys kick things off by unpacking Donald Trump’s Easter message to Iran, trying to make sense of the tone, timing, and what it says about global politics in 2025. From there, they dive into the rise of false prophet influencers—the internet personalities blurring the lines between political awareness, performance, and outright manipulation.

Things take a reflective turn as they discuss their favourite actors getting older, what aging means in entertainment, and how audiences struggle to let go of certain eras. That naturally leads into a conversation about President Bola Tinubu’s age, leadership, and how age perception shapes public opinion in Nigeria.

And because it’s Submaroach, the episode somehow also includes a completely unserious but deeply committed discussion about… TMT’s legs.

As always, expect sharp takes, ridiculous tangents, and the kind of conversations that go from global politics to pure nonsense in seconds.

Topics include: Donald Trump, Iran politics, false prophets, influencer culture, aging actors, President Tinubu, Nigerian politics, comedy podcast Nigeria, pop culture debates, Submaroach podcast.

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On this episode of Submaroach, TMT and Koj discuss the worldwide campaign against swag.

In no particular order, we're talking Timothee Chalamet (again), and the parallels between Marty Supreme and Diddy, Nigerian righteous indignation scaring people, and childhood trauma.

The boys bounce around the ideas of working through depression, Korty's brilliant piece with Asake and TMT gives his review and experience of seeing Project Hail Mary at the theatre.

On Episode 249 of Submaroach, Koj, TMT, and Mayowa cover a wild range of topics—from deeply personal stories to internet nonsense and reality TV chaos.

TMT opens up about childhood trauma and how early experiences shape the way people deal with conflict, relationships, and life as adults. The conversation then pivots to the internet, where the boys discuss the explosion of tribal impressions on TikTok.

From there, they dive into shady property development in Lagos, the endless cycle of questionable real estate projects, and why buying property in the city sometimes feels like a gamble. Naturally, that leads into stories about Lagos traffic and road rage, including the strange psychology of how people behave once they get behind the wheel.

The episode also detours into reality TV territory as the boys react to Michael and Angela’s breakup from90 Day Fiancé and discuss the rise of chaotic dating shows like Pop the Balloon and Love Is Blind, and why audiences can’t stop watching messy relationships unfold.

As always, the episode is packed with jokes, side tangents, and brutally honest takes on culture, relationships, and life in Lagos.

Topics include: childhood trauma, TikTok tribal comedy, Lagos real estate issues, Lagos traffic and road rage, reality TV culture, 90 Day Fiancé, Love Is Blind, Pop the Balloon, Nigerian pop culture, comedy podcast Nigeria.

Submarine and A Roach — Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria — presents Episode 248, “OZEMPIC LIVES MATTER – Part II,” hosted by TMT, Koj, and Mayowa.

This week starts in the trenches of modern insecurity: pink lips, under-bridge beauty hacks, instant gratification, and the booming business of selling people relief from bodies they were taught to hate. The boys use Serena Williams, Oprah, and the whole GLP-1 era to ask a darker question: if even the richest, most decorated people in the world can still be got by insecurity, what exactly is capitalism doing to the rest of us?

From there, it opens into a bigger conversation about media, ambition, and why America remains the greatest and worst country on earth: the kind of place where someone can raise millions for a football media product just because they believe hard enough. That leads into a proper Submaroach media summit — the boys sketch out what a real Nigerian football media company could look like, name their Mount Rushmore of Nigerian media, and side-eye the structures that make some ecosystems flourish while others are left begging telcos and betting companies for crumbs.

They also get into the week’s current-events circus: Timothée Chalamet casually cooking opera and ballet, Canal+ swallowing Showmax, and Daniel Bwala embarrassing himself in public service of power. It becomes a wider riff on shamelessness, political attack dogs, and why journalism is not supposed to be government PR, no matter how badly some people want applause for bare minimum governance.

Then the episode lands on the piracy debate, sparked by Big Jolls and a very online argument about books, access, and theft. The boys wrestle with the real tension at the heart of it: if the people downloading the books were never going to buy them anyway, who exactly is being robbed — and does that change the ethics of the act? It’s a classic Submaroach mix of body politics, Nigerian media, celebrity nonsense, political foolishness, and digital morality, all tied together with jokes sharp enough to cut through the discourse.

The boys are back and this week we're discussing the BAFTA's, The lack of Peace in the Middle East, AI as research, NEPO baby's over the age of 50.

Koj gets into his new trivia project, Mayowa let's us in on some of his childhood lore and TMT talks about his new Tiktok project.

On Episode 246 of Submaroach, Koj, TMT, and Mayowa lean fully into the chaos. The title says it all. This one is generational tension, conspiracy conversations, fake romance pressure, and soft-life delusion all rolled into one.

The boys revisit the rise of nepopiano , Afrobeats made by rich kids and ask whether it’s evolution, industry nepotism, or just old heads hating on the new wave. From there, they wade into the ever-murky waters of the Epstein files, internet speculation, power, and the public’s obsession with elite scandals.

With Valentine’s Day around the corner, they break down Valentine’s Day plans, expectations vs. reality, and the silent financial stress attached to “romantic gestures.” That leads directly into stories about being hit on by strangers when it’s flattering, when it’s awkward, and when it’s just trauma dumping.

Finally, the boys tackle the big one: economic anxiety. Is TMT quietly stressed?

As always, it’s funny, sharp, slightly unhinged, and somehow still insightful.

Topics covered: Nepopiano, Afrobeats culture, Epstein files discussion, Valentine’s Day pressure, dating stories, generational tension, Nigerian pop culture, economic anxiety, comedy podcast Nigeria.

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Submarine and A Roach — Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria — presents “Your Toes are a Mess, You need to see a Pediatrician” hosted by TMT, Mayowa & Koj.

A self-care mix-up becomes a doorway into the week: grooming, adulthood, and why your feet and your feelings both need maintenance. From there, the boys sprint through culture and campus—high-school rivalries, university choices, and school counselors who reroute destinies. Film heads get a quick review of One Battle After Another with character talk, plot notes, and what great performances teach us about representation.

Pop culture and politics collide as Kanye’s latest apology sparks a bigger conversation on mental health, sincerity, platform responsibility, and why celebrity influence warps public discourse. The guys weave through moon-landing skeptics, messy headlines, and “fascists are winning” anxieties, all while keeping it funny, curious, and deeply human.

It’s culture, film, sports, education, fashion, hair, Kanye, and current events—sharp takes with Submaroach mischief. Press play, book the pedicure, call your doctor, and carry on.

Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria—presents “Seyi Tinubu’s Internet,” hosted by TMT & Koj. The boys kick off with money talk: childhood class realities, why degrees don’t guarantee a soft life, and how “education vs. wealth” plays out in real families.

Geography nerdery slides in next: is Greenland effectively an extension of Denmark, and which country secretly wins the “most time zones” trick? (Hint: France.) Plus, Koj's trivia plans with Toronto Raptors tickets as the grand prize.

Then Bible lore meets modern Lagos: King Solomon’s “split-the-baby” dilemma as a lens for frustration.

Domestic life gets delicious: plating as a mental-health unlock, chicken love (and chicken slander), and the immortal wisdom that wraps are “an efficient transportation method.” (Salad & Bread)

Fashion & Tumblr-core arrive with sunglasses-by-dictators, and the Lagos Millennial fashion crisis: too much “put it on,” not enough “authenticity.”

Finally, internet culture proper: the Brooklyn-Peltz Beckham AI-handstand moment; “agenda” accounts reframing wedding clips into propaganda; and a chaotic IShowSpeed Lagos tour ranked by moments—baby hand-off, horseback riding, and speed's speedy legwork lesson.

It’s wealth gaps, Bible parables, geography hot takes, plated lunches, Tumblr aesthetics, and the algorithm’s favorite sons—by the Submaroach boys.

On Episode 243 of Submaroach, Koj, TMT, and Mayowa are back with another wide-ranging, unfiltered conversation covering football drama, music culture, fitness delusions, and the future of storytelling.

The boys break down the AFCON controversy involving Morocco, asking whether it was smart gamesmanship or straight-up cheating.

They talk new music spcifically Asake and Wizkid's project and what that could entail.

There’s a hilarious debate on what actually counts as a workout in 2025, followed by a sharp discussion on AI in storytelling, creativity, and whether machines are helping or quietly killing originality.

The episode rounds out with a deep dive into “nepopiano”—Afrobeats made by rich kids—and what it says about class, culture, and gatekeeping in the Nigerian music industry.

As always, it’s layered with jokes, hot takes, and side quests only Submaroach can deliver.

Topics include:AFCON drama, Moroccan controversy, new Afrobeats music, fitness culture, AI and creativity, storytelling, Nepopiano, Nigerian pop culture, comedy podcast Nigeria.

Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria, presents “2026 Predictions: Nostradamus vs Adeboye,” hosted by Mayowa, TMT, and Koj.

Quatrains meet altar calls as the boys translate two very different prophets for 2026. Nostradamus’ “thunderbolt” and “blood flowed” are remixed into cancel-culture hazards and pregnancy hopes.

Pastor Adeboye’s 2026 notes include: “more remarkable than 2025,” stronger winds, more opportunities, less hunger, SMEs blooming, a touch of reverse JAPA, fewer chances of major war, and a hurricane watch; they become a point of contact for hope and survival.

From there, it’s culture and sport: paying athletes on time (and why “disgrace the shameless” sometimes works), the art of grooming your kids into your football club, and a bold World Cup prophecy that has Declan Rice polishing a Ballon d’Or.

Music heads get a Wizkid × Asake temperature check, while politicians get roasted for their palatial interior design choices and Ozempic.

Farmers and the Middle Belt get their flowers, Harmattan gets side-eyed, and 2026 car lots are predicted to invent saner payment plans, because everybody deserves a clean whip.

Personal prophecies land too: one truly viral guest, at least one live show, crypto finally paying rent, a 15-minute comedy taping, pickleball and squash supremacy, and, Insha’Allah, IG-approved abs. It’s predictions, prayers, hot takes, and practical optimism, the Submaroach way.

Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria—presents Episode 241, “It’s 2026 and OkuntaKinte is still here???,” hosted by Mayowa, TMT & Koj.

This week, the boys wade into Lagos’ underground queer party scene, discussing the implications of visibility and the dangers it poses to individuals within that community. It delves into the activism surrounding queer representation in Nigeria, the cultural dynamics within families, and reflections on significant events from 2025, including the death of a prominent figure and the rise of cultural memes among younger generations.

Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria—is back.

This week, TMT & Koj dig into a truth every Millennial in the diaspora eventually learns: no matter how far you travel, you can’t outrun the Naij inside of you.

Culture, weddings, furniture thirst, and soft rebellion—proof that Nigeria isn’t just a place; it’s a pattern you’ll keep recognizing everywhere. Press play.

Submarine and A Roach — Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria — presents “We Must Credit Nnamdi Kanu & Mr Eazi for Detty December,” hosted by TMT & Koj.

A quick Yoruba linguistics lesson kicks things off (“Ten is happening,” decoded), before the boys audit Detty December’s origin story: did Nnamdi Kanu inadvertently shift December migration patterns—and did Mr Eazi brand the season by popularising “Detty” through his many Detty events?

They trade receipts, timelines, and jokes, then price-check the present: Lagos Airbnb listings touching $9,000 for 11 nights, plus a playful side quest blaming Maleek Berry’s “Eko Miami” for the city’s glossy rebrand.

Finally, Spotify Wrapped enters the chat—Koj pulls a youthful Spotify “age” of 22, TMT clocks in at 73—and they dive into their top artists for 2025 before closing on a Nollywood riff inspired by the just-concluded S16 movie festival.

It’s Yoruba lessons, Detty December origins, Afrobeats, rap music, Spotify Wrapped, and Nollywood—served with signature Submaroach mischief.

Join TMT, Mayowa, and Koj on Submarine and A Roach.Nigeria’s funniest and #1 comedy podcast for Episode 238, "The Danish Inception."

The boys kick things off with their usual nonsense, diving straight into the chaotic and hilarious world of tiktok reverse love scam racism.

The conversation takes a darker turn as they explore the rise of alté serial killers via.......sigh.....music.

Then, in true Submaroach fashion, they switch gears to African accents in Hollywood by way of Stella Damascus.

Culture chat continues with Tmt’s signature storytelling prowess, and the boys discuss Tinubu's recent ambassador appointments and the bewildering political appointments. Time will tell.

Throughout the episode, the boys blend serious topics with their signature humour, taking you on a wild ride through culture, politics, and the ever present chaos of Nigerian life. From alté killers to Nollywood stardom and Tinubu’s international moves, they cover it all with a side of laughs.

Get ready for another wild, thought-provoking, and hilarious episode of Submarine and A Roach.

Join Tmt. Mayowa and Koj on Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest and #1 comedy podcast—for Episode 237, “Every Good Girl Deserves A Bad Boy.” Tmt starts off choosing joy as the boys open in classic Submaroach fashion: talking nonsense.

They talk Wike, and the surreal reality of Nigerians rooting for a soldier five years after #EndSARS—proof that we are in a true state of higi-haga.

Culture chat follows: alté anxiety, Lady Donli being the one artist Tmt openly fears, and his doomed attempt to debut a parody alté song.

Then the big one: Burna Boy’s “empty” Houston show. Bad ticket day? Boycott whispers? Or the start of his legacy-act era? The boys compare his recent run to Wizkid and discuss what a comeback could look like. Mayowa adds field notes on diaspora crowds and why great performances are good PR.

The episode gets personal: parents discovering the pod, mums threatening Instagram unfollows, grief arriving mid-week, birthdays, friends, and the grounding power of witnessing personal growth.

TMT shares rent hikes, D&D nights, classical concerts, tattoos, and the gusy delve into serendipitous stranger encounters before the final sign-off.

Join Tmt, Mayowa & Koj on Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast—for Episode 236, “Nothing to see here — yet.”

Love isn’t dead; it’s everywhere, even on Twitter. TMT opens with a Sunday sermon on tenderness before the boys autopsy the week’s millennial exodus—timelines scrubbed, handles vanished, and a decade of tweets dug up like generational curses. “Chaos is a ladder,” they joke, then climb right into it: cancel culture vs. shamelessness, victimhood logic, and why the internet keeps scoring real life in W’s and L’s like it’s monkey post.

They pivot to the fan–artist contract after the Burna Boy clip—customers might pay for tickets, but empathy is priceless—then get properly paranoid about platforms: encrypt the DMs and encrypt the search bar. Political mess leaks in as the boys dig into Epstein, Trump, and BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL.

Music ties the bow: a fresh look at SARZ’s album (executive brilliance vs. production flex), Odunsi’s cinematic rollout, the Wale Afrobeats viral moment, and flowers for emerging artists—Deji Osikoya and Ayoade Bamgboye. It’s love amid chaos, Lagos humor with global stakes, and a reminder that outside the outrage machine, there’s grass, real life, and rice at home.

Press play now—touch grass later.

Submarine and A Roach — Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria — presents “Detty December is Human Trafficking,” hosted by TMT & Koj.

Every December, Lagos becomes a conveyor belt of bodies, bottles, and bravado—an economy of daytime festivals that start too late for the sun, beach days that turn into boat-hopping on the Lagos Lagoon, and selfies in the red-light district otherwise known as Lagos traffic. It’s our annual rite of passage: equal parts pilgrimage and punishment.

The boys build a Detty December checklist: stuffy clubs with famously disorderly queues; Russian roulette with fake alcohol; concerts that begin at 3 a.m. and stages that collapse by 3 a.m.; and the not-so-subtle deployment of Nigerian police by private citizens—like Pokémon.

There’s wedding culture, too: the old era of joyful gate-crashing is fading under inflation, replaced by a dystopian hustle where IJGBs and culture tourists buy access to “authentic” Nigerian weddings. TMT’s PSA is simple: if you purchase a ticket to crash a wedding because of an IG ad made on Canva, expect hands. Koj counters that the market will protect anyone willing to buy tables at weddings like it’s Rhythm Unplugged.

Climate anxiety hovers over the festivities: rain bleeding into November, potentially signaling higher heat levels in December, and a city with a track record of not solving environmental crises—before the conversation pivots to Sanwo-Olu at Lagos Fashion Week, modeling a “sustainable” aesthetic. You can’t spell APC without AC, so APC will cool the globe.

The hosts resurrect the word “chassis”—a car term upgraded into a compliment—to show how Nigerianisms morph in real time. Ultimately, like Detty December itself, language is just infrastructure for what we really want: to be seen, to be inside, to say, “I survived.”

Join Koj, TMT & Mayowa on Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast—for Episode 234, “Meek & Horny.” It’s a high-energy catch-up that zigzags from Lagos banter to Toronto life, politics, and pure nonsense—nimble like Simone Biles.

The boys open with a chaotic drink check (green tea, Heineken 0.0, Lasena Water, and tales of expired zero-alcohol beer), plus a medicinal detour into Aboniki and why “stiff” needs context. From there, Koj’s moving diaries turn into a love letter to rent-controlled Toronto apartments, outrageous building amenities, and plotting bike rides on waterfront paths.

We get an Ibadan classic: the gardener caught doing thirst traps in the boss’s pool—a WhatsApp-era parable told in Yoruba (“wé”) about boundaries, class, and comedy. Then it’s culture and current affairs: royal family headlines, U.S. threats toward Nigeria, and why media framing around Boko Haram is messy—plus a reminder to value reporting over outrage cycles.

Internet culture shows up too: OnlyFans as a business, a Pornhub developer on LinkedIn, and a stray alté pregnancy rumor that somehow invaded dreamland. The episode closes on fatherhood, friendship, apartment hunting, and the eternal tension between being—well, meek & horny.

Join Tmt, Mayowa & Koj on Submarine and A Roach — Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast — for Episode 233, “L is for Lekki and Q is Kwara,” a wide-ranging conversation that moves from Lagos nightlife to terrorism, tech, and stand-up comedy without taking a breath.

This episode starts with stories from Tmt’s weekend driving around Lagos with non-alcoholic beer. Keeping things halal, the guys dive into literature and Boko Haram, reflecting on how books and storytelling shape how we understand violence, radicalization, and Northern Nigeria.

The conversation shifts into AI and technology — specifically, how many folks are leaning on AI for human interactions and decisions, including Twitter fights. They also get into modern Nigerian social media discourse, public outrage cycles, and the fact that delusion is a winning strategy on Nigerian Twitter.

There’s a run on stand-up comedy, and why getting on stage is low-key a great exercise in learning humility.

The boys round things out with Google Trends, deep-diving into what Nigerians search and who the biggest culprits are for said searches.

It’s social commentary, pop culture, politics, AI talk, and Lagos nonsense — all in one show. Tap in to Episode 233, “L is for Lekki and Q is Kwara,” now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Google Podcasts.

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Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast—for a fast, unfiltered catch-up on life lately, packed with sharp jokes and hot takes.

This week they riff on the E! boat race and a bunch of ridiculous pop culture spectacles, dive into American politics and Nigerian politics, unpack the latest Twitter/X drama, and perform the annual tradition of Seyi Tinubu glazing....plus a ton of other ridiculous topics they somehow make make sense. Expect cultural reflections, political commentary, and premium Lagos banter.

Listen now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Google Podcasts.

Join Tmt, Mayowa & Koj on Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast—for an unfiltered deep dive into reality TV, celebrity culture, music, politics, and Lagos life.

This week, the guys unpack the representation of Black culture in Hollywood by African Immigrants, the absurdity (and psychology) of reality TV, and the relationship dynamics on Love Is Blind. They explore how fame affects mental health, why child stars struggle, and how growing up in public affects adulthood (s/o 2 Charlie Sheen #Winning).

On music, they deliver a sharp Taylor Swift album review—questioning the gap between her lyrics and lived adult experiences—then pivot to Nicki Minaj vs Cardi B, the art of the diss track (hello, Pusha T), the goat Nigerian diss track, and how streaming reshaped what (and how) we listen. They also debate the future of celebrity interviews and how the media is used to shape narratives.

History sets the stage for politics: a candid look at Trump’s media strategies, headlines about peace-prize talk, and the Democrats’ habit of courting Republican voters amid a broader stalemate.

It’s funny, provocative, and wildly relatable. Enjoy “Reality TV Is for the Mentally Ill” now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Google Podcasts.

Join Tmt, Mayowa & Koj on Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast—for a fresh-year reset packed with cultural reflections, chaos, and church gist. Kicking off with theme music that actually sets the tone, the boys dive into childhood, parenting (hello, impulse control), and why certain social encounters still trigger anxiety.

From there, Submaroach’s Sunday brain meets Pastor Iren, CCI Church, and the mighty Anointing Oil—which prompts the question of the day: if you’re drenched in blessing, how exactly are you rapturing?

They wander (with purpose) into talks about YNs, Tiwa Savage, Cardi B and the many foolish ways people express themselves with AI.

As they get a little older, the guys discuss the many ways they might be more conservative.

Finally, a candid look at Nigerian cinema, filmmaking, and cultural expectations—what’s evolved, what still needs work, and why the best Nigerian movies are the ones with real storytelling, artistic merit, and inspiration that lingers.

Welcome to another chaotic chapter of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, hosted by Tmt and Koj—your favorite agents of unserious national commentary.

This week’s episode kicks off with a Mother’s Day tribute to none other than the Mother of the Nation, Remi Tinubu. The boys officially crown her Remy Ma, and obviously, this leads straight to a breakdown of the music video for Fat Joe’s “Lean Back.” Koj argues that Remy Ma had insane privilege because let’s be real—Ciara wouldn’t have survived that scene.

From there, the conversation shifts to Remi Tinubu’s recent visit to a nursing school, the cheeky reception she got from the students, and the queries that followed. Koj shares a similar memory from high school, where students clapped a guest off the stage—giving Tmt the idea for his next hit TV series: “The Clap,” because, as he reminds us, “Na from clap dance dey start.”

And somehow—because this is Submarine and A Roach—this spirals into a conversation about wacking off. (Don't ask. Just listen.)

Tmt calls Koj a piece of shit (as is tradition), then tells a story about his girlfriend being mistaken for a Marlian. Tmt also poses a true philosophical banger:
“What clapped first—hands or cheeks?”A debate only ChatGPT can settle.

The episode swerves again into a conversation about Canada’s insane water reserves, the potential for U.S. annexation, and eventually lands on Nigeria’s tribal complexity.

Packed with hot takes, deep cuts, historical spirals, and unfiltered banter, this episode is everything you’ve come to love from Submarine and A Roach. Tune in on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever else you get your audio chaos..

In this episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's funniest podcast and Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, hosts Tmt and Koj explore the nuances of perception and intent in daily interactions. They delve into how individuals' actions are often misinterpreted as boastful or offensive, when, in reality, they're simply narrating their experiences. The conversation emphasizes the importance of understanding that not every personal story is a flex aimed at others; sometimes, people merely share their lives without ulterior motives. Join Tmt and Koj as they navigate these perspectives with their signature humor and insightful commentary.

Episode 228: "Lagos 2 Crazy"

In this episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's funniest podcast and Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, hosts Tmt and Koj are joined by the exceptionally talented Ua.x—a singer, songwriter, performer, dancer, producer, director, filmmaker, and one of Nigeria's top location scouts.

The episode kicks off with a discussion on mental health, framed as a transactional process where individuals accumulate "mental health points" on good days to utilize during challenging times.

Koj presents his "Premise of the Week," asserting that religion is inherently transactional and expressing fatigue over the pretense that it isn't. This leads to a conversation about how many perceive God's existence through answered prayers or explicit denials, noting that the silence accompanying unanswered prayers can challenge one's faith. Koj humorously mentions wishing he had witnessed King Belshazzar's feast, where a divine hand appeared, as such an event would have solidified his faith unequivocally.

The discussion naturally transitions to the scorching Lagos heat, humorously likened to hell. Tmt shares an anecdote about narrowly avoiding an accident, only to realize he had swerved to miss a Rolls Royce, prompting immediate regret.

The hosts then delve into a captivating conversation with the recently married Ua.x, who recently released a video for his single "Lagos2Crazy." Ua.x recounts how the song came to him during a serene walk in Abuja amidst the pandemic, contrasting with Lagos's typical chaos. He also directed Burna Boy's latest music video for "Update," leading to a discussion about his journey in the Nigerian music industry.

Koj and Ua.x reminisce about their university days, recalling their early music collaborations. Koj fondly remembers providing Ua.x with a pirated version of Final Cut Pro just before Ua.x ventured into video production—a journey that has now led him to direct a video for Koj's personal G.O.A.T.

Ua.x candidly discusses his directorial journey, acknowledging the on-the-job learning curve and the humble beginnings of his initial productions. Musically, he credits Styl-Plus for inspiring his desire to create music and P-Square's "Game Over" album for fueling his passion for dynamic performances.

Tmt shares his experience attending a St. Patrick's Day celebration in Lagos, sparking a conversation about the similarities between the Nigerian, Irish, and Ivorian flags. This leads to a humorous debate about alcohol preferences, with Koj revealing his aversion to BIPOC (Black, Indigenous, and People of Color) liquors in favor of white liquors, prompting Tmt to quip, "He don't want no D.E.I. in his D.U.I."

The trio explores what differentiates those who achieve significant success from equally talented peers, referencing Anthony Mackie's recent discussion about the pivotal role of being "hand-selected" in an artist's breakthrough.

Koj reflects on the humbling experience of his best joke falling flat for the first time, and Ua.x concludes the episode by listing famous music videos he has directed for renowned artists.

Tune in to this episode filled with insightful discussions, personal anecdotes, and the signature humor that defines Submarine and A Roach. Don't forget to check out Ua.x's latest album, "Love and Hustle": https://open.spotify.com/album/28UnTAsmLHRV708ogPuL4D

On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's funniest podcast and Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, hosts Tmt and Koj are joined by the multifaceted Oyinkan Dada for a lively conversation that traverses fitness, content creation, art, and cultural perceptions.

The trio delves into the evolution of influencer culture on Instagram in 2025, highlighting the shift from consumerism to authentic storytelling. Oyinkan shares how her passion for art was ignited by her interest in African and Black history, leading to a discussion on the importance of genuine narratives in connecting with audiences.​

Tmt poses a thought-provoking question about the imagery of God, sparking a conversation on cultural conditioning and personal beliefs. In celebration of Women's Month and International Women's Day, the hosts spotlight funny Nigerian women, acknowledging their contributions to the HaHa's on Obasanjo's internet.

The episode concludes with an exploration of the enigmatic Ghanaian artist Okuntakinte, debating whether his controversial actions are a scam or a social experiment.​

Tune in for an episode filled with insightful discussions, humor, and cultural reflections, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and other streaming platforms.

This week on Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s funniest and #1 comedy podcast, Mayowa, Tmt, and Koj dive deep into friendship, self-awareness, and the art of not being a fool in "Parents Can Try Their Best and the Cake Can Still Taste Like Semo."

The guys break down a hard truth—the key to being the ultimate friend is “getting over cringe.” But in between all that wisdom, they also get into discipline, making time for things (and people) that matter, and why prioritizing friendships is a skill, not just a feeling.

Tmt and Mayowa share hilarious stories about (not) making time in romantic relationships, leading to Tmt boldly comparing himself to cocaine—because of course he does. This naturally spirals into one of the greatest "Last to Marry is a Fool" jokes ever delivered—possibly in the history of mankind.

The conversation shifts to performative people, performative friendships, and the reality that personal branding is just knowing yourself. But knowing yourself isn’t just a social climbing move—it’s also how you figure out what you value in friendships, how you want to show up for others, and how you want to be shown up for.

And if that all sounds too deep, don’t worry—there’s also an important lesson for men everywhere: you should only cry between 11 PM and 1 AM when everyone else is asleep.

Oh, and Koj almost gets scammed three times in one week. Because balance.

As always, it’s unfiltered, hilarious, and packed with life lessons you didn’t know you needed. Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts!

On this packed episode of Submaroach, TMT, Koj, and Mayowa are joined by the incredibly talented writer Korede as they dive into a wild mix of pop culture, Lagos life, and creative expression.

Topics include:

🎤 John Legend's $8,000 Concert in Lagos – Who’s paying for this, and what do they get for that price? The gang breaks it down.....badly.

🚪 Members-Only Clubs in Lagos – Are these elite spaces actually exclusive, or just an expensive flex?

🚗 Driving & Parking in Lagos – The real test of survival skills.

📖 Journaling & Creativity – Korede shares insights on how journaling fuels her process and Mayowa touches on how it embarrassed him.

🎶 New & Old Music Takes – From fresh drops to timeless classics, they discuss what’s been on repeat.

🎬 Funke Akindele & New Nollywood – The box office queen’s impact on promoting Nollywood movies.

🇬🇧 The British education system – The group discuss their relationship with formal education and the rise of an "imported" accents Nigerian school.

⚽ Koj's Teenage Football Team – A hilarious deep dive into how Koj built a team from scratch.

…And so much more in this 2-hour plusepisode full of laughs, hot takes, and deep dives.

Tune in now and follow Korede on Instagram and Substack!

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On this episode of Submaroach, TMT and Mayowa bring the chaos as they tackle a mix of music beef, relationship drama, and global destruction (allegedly). Here’s what’s on the menu:

The Siraheem… Diss Track? – Is it really a diss track, or just really bad vibes? The boys break down the latest controversy.

Valentine’s Day Wedding – Romantic or a logistical nightmare? TMT and Mayowa debate the pros and cons of tying the knot on the most cliché love day of the year.

2Baba’s Failings – Legendary musician 2Face Idibia has had his share of ups and downs. The boys discuss his career, personal life, and where things went wrong.

The Future of Nigerian Weddings – Are weddings in Nigeria getting out of hand? Will they get bigger, crazier, or finally become more reasonable?

Video Game Habits – From casual gaming to full-blown addiction, the boys talk about their gaming routines and how they’ve evolved over time.

Elon Musk Destroying South Africa? – Is the world’s richest man really ruining his home country, or is it just Twitter hysteria?

Packed with hot takes, sharp humour, and the usual Submaroach madness, this episode is a must-listen. Tune in now!

On this episode ofSubmaroach, TMT, Mayowa, and Koj dive into a hilarious mix of politics, pop culture, and TMT’s latest TikTok ambitions. Expect wild takes, deep-cut references, and plenty of laughs.

Performative Politics vs. The Real Deal – The boys break down the difference between politicians who just put on a show and those who actually stand for something.

TMT as a TikToker (With a Small Bum?) – The internet is calling, and TMT might just answer. But is he TikTok-ready?

TMT’s Dream Wedding – From the guest list to the color scheme, TMT lays out his vision for the ultimate wedding. Spoiler: It’s probably not what you expect.

Jim Iyke & Uche Jombo in a 4-Hour Hollywood Epic – TMT has been watching an unnecessarily long film, and he describes the first three hours in absurd detail.

The Impact of Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us” – The song shook up hip-hop, but how deep does its impact go? The boys break it down.

A Lot of Colombia Talk – There are plenty of references to Colombia, its president, and… its third-largest export. (We’ll let you figure that one out.)

It’s another classicSubmaroach episode filled with deep dives, unfiltered jokes, and chaotic storytelling. Share, Listen, laugh, and don’t forget to subscribe!

Submaroach Episode 222: Koj’s Engaged, Military Tech, and Fixing Nigeria

After a weekend of partying Submaroach hosts TMT, Mayowa, and Koj dive into a mix of personal news, political insights, and their usual hilarious takes on life. You don’t want to miss this one!

Koj is Engaged! Big news—our very own Koj is officially off the market! The boys celebrate the engagement and share some laughs about love, weddings, and everything in between. Show him some love!

WAF x Israel Adesanya Collab? TMT imagines how a collaboration between Nigerian skateboard brand WAF and UFC star Israel Adesanya could save Israel's career.

Nigerian Military Coups & Tech Issues: TMT draws unexpected connections between Nigeria’s military coups in the 80s and today’s tech problems—yes, it’s as wild as it sounds.

Fixing Nigeria: The boys put on their problem-solving hats and discuss (probably impractical) ways to fix Nigeria’s many challenges. Expect hot takes and hilarious suggestions.

Churches & Money: They dive into the fragile and often controversial relationship between churches and money in Nigeria.

Grammy Stuff, Trump Stuff: Some Grammy gossip, some Trump antics—it’s all on the table.

Koj’s Court Marriage: Koj shares his experience getting legally hitched, with plenty of funny stories and insights.

Pet Peeves & Bad Habits: From personal annoyances to bad habits they can’t seem to shake, the boys let loose on what grinds their gears.

Ending on a Nigerian Music High Note: Mayowa is something else.

Tune in to Submaroach Episode 222 for laughs, life updates, and some seriously strange conversations. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review!

Get ready for another chaotic and hilarious episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s funniest and #1 comedy podcast, hosted by Mayowa, Tmt, and Koj. In Episode 221: "Opeyemi Famakin vs David Hundeyin and Joey Akan vs The Alté-Right," the guys dive into everything from Yoruba culture to Twitter beefs and Lagos drama.

The episode starts with Tmt confessing he wore the same outfit to a wedding on Saturday and a funeral on Sunday. This sparks a deep dive into Yoruba traditional attire, with the guys debating why the classic styles outshine modern interpretations.

Mayowa takes us on a journey through the All Saints Church Yaba vs St. Jude’s beef, before things heat up with a breakdown of the much-discussed feud between David Hundeyin and Opeyemi Famakin.

Tmt recounts his run-ins with the FRSC and the Police, sharing the chaos and humor in his recent encounters. Meanwhile, the guest offers insight into the Nigerian comedy scene and what it’s like dating as a comedian in Lagos—leading to a roasting session about Tmt’s love life as he dramatically declares, “I’m serious now!”

The guys also explore the idea of rebranding Submarine and A Roach as Nigeria’s Joe Rogan podcast, which somehow ends with the roasting of Peter Obi and a hilarious reading of a Dele Momodu diss from Twitter.

They shift gears to discuss dating Ibadan women, the Trevor Noah joke theft allegations and the eternal debate of marriages vs. being single—with Tmt hilariously coining the term “the punishment for being single is how expensive life is.”

The conversation gets spicy with Joey Akan vs the Alté community, as Tmt unveils his concept of the Alté-Right and rallies his imaginary army. The guys unpack why Nigerians root for winners, how the Alté scene scaled despite critics, and whether people are too quick to dismiss the gray areas in debates.

From Tech Cabal’s coverage of bad news to casting for “Children of Blood and Bone”, Nollywood, custom pillows as Nigerian heritage, and the Mainland vs Island divide, this episode is packed with insights, laughs, and plenty of roasting. The guys wrap it all up with a discussion about the fire at Bogobiri, their experiences watching comedy there, and an imaginary world where Dr. Umar becomes the President of the United States.

It’s unfiltered, chaotic, and absolutely hilarious—everything you expect from Submarine and A Roach! Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts.

Join the funniest men in Nigeria Tmt and Koj for another wild ride on Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, Submarine and A Roach!

In Episode 220: "DOUBLEgänger," the duo tackles everything from existential shoe debates to Trump-era meme coins with their signature mix of humor and sharp takes.

This week, the guys dive into:

Do 5'7" men actually exist? And if they do, how threatening can they really be?

Skin tone semantics: The differences between how African Americans and Nigerians describe skin tones.

HipHop origins: Tmt shares his journey of falling in love with rap and the art of lyricism.

Music and memory: Koj draws parallels to an interview show he’s developing, where guests walk down memory lane with a playlist of their favorite songs.

Observing as a lifestyle: Koj confesses he’s spent a lifetime enjoying watching people do things instead of participating.

Trends, crocs, and shoe mandates: Tmt rants about his hatred of trends, his admiration for people who don’t care, and his disdain for Crocs—leading to a debate about the one pair of shoes everyone should own.

Trump and MLK Day: The irony of Trump being inaugurated on MLK Day and why they’d probably get along because of their shared “interests.”

Trump and Melania meme coins: Yes, it’s a thing—and the guys have thoughts.

The true way to make money: Tmt drops some unconventional wisdom.

Nigeria’s underground economy: A dive into selling drugs and running illegal businesses in Nigeria.

Drake vs. UMG lawsuit: The episode wraps up with a breakdown of the latest in this legal drama.

Packed with laughs, chaos, and sharp commentary, Submarine and A Roach delivers another unforgettable episode. Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts!

Kick off the New Year with Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj on Nigeria's funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast, Submarine and A Roach!

In Episode 219: "2025 is The Year of Vengeance", the trio dives into resolutions, reflections, and some chaos.

This week, the guys tackle:

As always, it’s packed with laughs, sharp commentary, and the kind of banter that keeps Submarine and A Roach at the top of Nigeria’s podcast scene. Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts!

Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj for another unfiltered and laugh-out-loud episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast! In Episode 218: "It's a Badenoch Life For Us", the guys unpack everything from personal quirks to global headlines with their signature wit and banter.

This week, they kick things off by sharing the pettiest reasons they've ended things with someone—think weird voices, questionable reactions to recreational drugs, and impromptu photography.

Next, they catch up on life:

The trio dives into Nollywood, brainstorming what an Oscar-winning Nigerian movie could look like. Spoiler: It’s a movie about a party..

Finally, they wrap up with takes on:

Packed with humor, chaos, and sharp commentary, this episode has everything you didn’t know you needed. Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts!

Join Mayowa, Tmt, and Koj for Episode 217 of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, as they uncover why "Joe Biden is #DaddyGoals."

The episode kicks off with Mayowa sharing his experience at Craving Cottage catching Fulham vs Arsenal. Koj then takes a playful jab at other Nigerian podcasters, daring them to showcase their own valedictorians, as they celebrate Oluwatomilola Adeniran, PAU’s best-graduating student and proud member of The Marine Kingdom.

Next, the guys get into the SPAC Nation’s Pastor Tobi Adegboyega (who for SEO reasons I might add is John Boyega's cousin), potentially getting deported from the U.K., and they also discuss Harvester’s Pastor Bolaji Idowu, recently fingered in EFCC case (red card). This naturally spirals into a discussion about pastors, their "drip," and their spin-offs.

Keeping things holy, they float the idea of turning Submarine and A Roach into a religious podcast, inspired by Spotify Wrapped data showing an explosion in religious and motivational podcasts among Nigeria’s top 10. Is this a sign of the agbado?

It’s another episode filled with sharp commentary, laughs, and the kind of chaotic banter that only Submarine and A Roach can deliver. Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts!

Join Mayowa, Tmt, and Koj for another unfiltered and hilarious episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast! In Episode 216: "Okra is SEXY!", the trio dives into pop culture, Nigerian cuisine, and nostalgic moments, serving up sharp commentary and laugh-out-loud insights.

This week, they cover:

Packed with humor, nostalgia, and unfiltered banter, this episode is a must-listen for fans of comedy and cultural commentary. Stream "Okra is SEXY!" now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you listen to podcasts. Don’t miss out on the laughs and insights that make Submarine and A Roach a fan favorite!

Join Tmt and Koj in another hilarious and thought-provoking episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast! In Episode 215: "Who is David's Lawyer?" the duo dives into a mix of pop culture, personal anecdotes, and sharp commentary.

This week, they tackle:

The episode wraps up with Koj challenging Tmt to imagine his ideal life in Lagos with unlimited funds—but Tmt just can’t picture it.

Packed with laughs, unexpected takes, and unfiltered banter, this is an episode you won’t want to miss! Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your favorite shows.

This week on Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, Tmt and Koj bring the laughs and introspection in Episode 214.

The duo kicks things off with a deep dive into the viral TikTok hit Bad B*tch Syndrome, dissecting its quintessential afrobeats vibe and why critics just don’t get it. It’s a track that’s dividing the internet, and Tmt and Koj are here to set the record straight.

Next, they tackle the idea of leaving Twitter, with Tmt hilariously recounting how he failed a Bluesky captcha, prompting Koj to question if Tmt is, in fact, a bot.

From there, they explore the anime Blue Lock and Tmt’s experience with non-alcoholic beers as part of his sobriety journey. Briefly touching on Big Groove and Ope Famakin, the conversation shifts to first-generation immigrants making "Nigerian Parent" content, and where the cultural disconnect lies.

The laughs keep coming as they delve into mushrooms, with Tmt sharing his experiences on a Psilocybin journey and Koj reflecting on his worst shroom high. The guys also get personal, discussing what their ideal weddings would look like, and Koj opens up about his journey with ADHD treatment and knee rehabilitation.

Packed with humor, heartfelt moments, and unfiltered takes, this episode is a perfect blend of insight and hilarity. Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you listen to your favorite shows!

On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, Koj and Mayowa are joined by Hauwa and Kunmi for a deep dive into the fallout of the US Presidential Elections. With their signature wit and sharp commentary, the group unpacks the chaos, surprises, and memes that defined the campaign season.

From Biden dropping out to Trump getting shot at, Hauwa and Kunmi share their pre-election expectations and how they feel about the final results. The conversation turns introspective as they explore why Nigerian men seem to support Trump and the deeper implications of Democratic infighting, summed up perfectly with "Dems in Disarray."

But the discussion doesn’t stop at U.S. politics. The group examines the cognitive dissonance of being African and loving America—balancing admiration for the country with critique of its imperial role in the southern hemisphere.

Packed with humor, sharp commentary, and unfiltered perspectives, this episode of Submarine and A Roach is one you don’t want to miss! Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, & wherever you get your podcasts.

Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj for another episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, where real talk meets humor! In Episode 212: "Solar Inverters Are The New I-Pass-My-Neighbor," the guys dive into the latest trends and issues impacting life in Nigeria and beyond.

Kicking off with a discussion on solar-powered inverters, the trio talks about how worsening power shortages and rising costs are driving Nigerians to seek alternatives—and how the humble inverter is becoming the new essential.

They also dig into the concept of "Backing An Individual's Beef" vs. giving someone the benefit of the doubt and how sometimes it's better to talk friends off the ledge rather than dive headfirst into their conflicts. This leads to a broader conversation on the risks of vouching for people—and the fallout when unreliable folks don’t hold up their end.

Switching gears, the guys address the rise of redpill content, exploring why they think it's gaining traction as some men resist acknowledging shifting societal roles.

The episode wraps up with a dive into recent global politics: Donald Trump’s election victory in the U.S., Kemi Badenoch’s political rise in the U.K., and a surprising scandal from Equatorial Guinea.

Expect laughs, insights, and plenty of unfiltered commentary in this Submarine and A Roach episode! Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts.

Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj for another hilarious and unfiltered episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast aka The Funniest Podcast in Nigeria! In Episode 211: "Thrustmaster 3000," the guys tackle everything from husbands and IG baddies to gaming nostalgia, all with their signature wit and humor.

This week, the laughs kick-off as Tmt shares a funny story about his married friend texting him to inquire about "baddies" on Instagram.

Mayowa takes us back to his university days, reminiscing about his Nintendo Wii and the joy of playing tennis on it. The gaming nostalgia continues when Koj introduces his Thrustmaster 3000 steering wheel and console, which sends the guys into a fit of laughter over its name.

Next, they dive into the evolution of music-playing devices—from the Walkman to the iPod—reflecting on how music consumption has transformed over the years.

The conversation then shifts to age-inappropriate relationships, with Koj sharing a story about his prom date attempting to ditch him to hang out with a Nigerian celebrity. The episode wraps up with a deep dive into the Netflix hit Love Is Blind, with Tmt and Mayowa offering their takes on the latest season’s drama.

Packed with humor, nostalgia, and unfiltered commentary, this is an episode you won’t want to miss! Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you listen to your favorite shows.

Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj in another unfiltered and hilarious episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast! In Episode 210: "Olodo From Africa #OFA," the trio dives into funny topics that will have you laughing out loud, all while delivering their signature sharp commentary.

This week, they kick things off with a discussion about Odumodublvck’s unreleased verse on Rema’s album, dissecting what could’ve been and why this lost track has generated so much buzz in the Nigerian music industry.

Things take a personal turn when Mayowa shares an awkward story about a friend attending his birthday—just to eat—despite them not being on speaking terms. The guys break down the petty dynamics of friendship and how to navigate uncomfortable situations.

Next up, Tmt shares his experience at RF Gardens in Lagos, a prime spot for live music, with great vibes and an amazing outdoor setting, making it a must-visit venue for anyone in the Lagos scene.

They don’t stop there! The conversation shifts to Coldplay and other iconic bands that have left a lasting mark on global music, with insights into what makes them stand out.

The episode wraps up with a deep dive into Nigerian entertainment: discussing Burna Boy, Speed Darlington, and Oxlade’s controversial interview where he claims the word “Africa” has racist origins, allegedly coined from "Afro" and "freaks."

It’s another episode packed with hilarious stories, cultural commentary, and the sharp wit that only Submarine and A Roach can deliver. Don’t miss out—tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and anywhere else you listen to podcasts for all the laughs and insights!

Submarine and A Roach is back with another hilarious episode of Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, hosted by Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj. This week’s episode, titled "APC - Animal People's Congress," delivers plenty of laughs, insightful commentary, and unfiltered banter.

The episode starts with a fun animal trivia game show parody hosted by Tmt, where the trio dives into ridiculous questions and hilarious answers. It’s the perfect lighthearted start to another classic Submarine and A Roach episode.

Next, Koj reveals he got a raise, sparking a discussion about workplace culture and why none of the hosts are the type to brag about their achievements at work. This leads to a conversation about adding a "won't recommend" feature on LinkedIn, a humorous take on the job networking platform.

The guys then switch gears to talk about traveling across Nigeria—they share the various states they've visited, discussing their experiences and memories. Of course, they couldn’t miss the chance to weigh in on the ongoing Wizkid vs Davido beef, delving into the Nigerian music scene and also how international sportswear brands can break into the Nigerian market.

To wrap it up, they dive into a breakdown of the finale of HBO’s hit show Industry, offering their takes without giving away any spoilers.

Tune in to Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s funniest podcast, for all the laughs, cultural insights, and entertaining discussions that keep listeners coming back week after week. Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and anywhere else you get Podcasts.

Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj in this week’s hilarious episode of Submarine and a Roach, Nigeria's funniest comedy podcast!

The episode kicks off with a cheeky listener comment suggesting that Tmt bears a striking resemblance to Jeremy Clarkson. This leads to a humorous exploration of Clarkson's controversies over the years, with Tmt attempting to ironically defend him based on his Wikipedia page—expect some witty banter and sharp commentary!

Next, the trio dives into the latest antics of Mowalola and Ian Connor, recapping their shenanigans from the week.

The guys also discuss the intriguing Vince McMahon Netflix documentary, sharing their takes on the captivating world of wrestling and entertainment.

Joining the conversation is Idowu Kukoyi, the founder of Nigerian Pub Quiz, based in the UK. She leads a fun round of trivia featuring Nigerian culture and Submarine and a Roach, testing their knowledge and providing plenty of laughs along the way.

Finally, they tackle the heated discussion surrounding David Oyelowo securing the adaptation rights to Chinua Achebe's classic Things Fall Apart. The trio examines the backlash from Nigerians who believe that authentic Nigerian stories should be told and starred in by Nigerians.

Tune in for a perfect blend of comedy, cultural commentary, and insightful discussions in this week’s episode of Submarine and a Roach! Don't miss out on the laughter and engaging topics that keep our listeners coming back for more!

Join Mayowa and Koj in this hilarious episode of Submarine and a Roach as they dive into a range of entertaining topics and insightful commentary!

The episode kicks off with a lighthearted discussion about the origins of Mayowa's latest nickname, "Mr. Mayowa," which he absolutely hates. This leads to a funny story about his little cousin Bolu, an 18-year-old university student who only calls him "Uncle Mayowa" when he's about to be cheeky.

As they delve into their weeks, Mayowa shares his exciting time spent with Tiwa Savage, prompting Koj to reminisce about meeting the star back in 2010 (or was it 2009?).

The conversation then shifts to the recent ShxtsNGigs podcast debacle, where they provide commentary on Fuhad and James’ actions and reactions following their appearance on Andrew Schulz's Flagrant Podcast.

In a fast-paced segment, they touch on various topics including fatphobia, career insights, and a political discussion featuring Remi and Bola Tinubu.

The episode takes a curious turn as they ponder the rumors of Mowalola dating Ian Connor, both refusing to believe it's possible.

Finally, the duo wraps up with a discussion about Diddy's recent arrest, their strategies for repaying a staggering 400 million Naira debt, and some theories about why TMT is missing from this week’s episode.

Tune in for a rollercoaster of laughter, engaging conversations, and the comedic insights that only Submarine and a Roach can deliver!

In this episode of Submaroach, hosts TMT, Koj, and Mayowa are joined by Femi Awoniyi, the host of "My Innovation Story", a podcast that highlights the journeys of African founders. Together, they tackle a wide range of topics, mixing humor with insights.

1. TMT’s New Crush: The boys kick off with a hilarious deep dive into TMT’s latest crush, sharing their thoughts and plenty of laughs along the way.

2. Road Rage Stories: Each host recounts their wildest road rage episodes, offering a blend of outrageous moments and comedic relief as they compare their experiences behind the wheel.

3. Elon Musk’s Recent Online Behaviour: The group dissects Elon Musk’s latest antics on social media, exploring the billionaire’s unpredictable online presence.

4. Kendrick Lamar at the Super Bowl: They dive into Kendrick Lamar’s exciting selection at the possible exclusion of Lil Wayne to perform at the Super Bowl, discussing it's impact on hip-hop and the significance of the performance.

5. A Ton of Other Insane Topics: As always, the episode is jam-packed with spontaneous discussions and side-splitting humour that will keep listeners entertained from start to finish.

Tune in to Submaroach Episode 206 for a wild ride filled with laughs, insights, and plenty of surprises. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review to keep up with all the latest episodes!

Dive into the latest episode of Submarine and a Roach with hosts Mayowa, Koj, and TMT as they explore a mix of compelling and comedic topics!

In this episode, TMT recounts his unexpected Saturday night rave in shorts after initially setting out to avoid the nightlife. The conversation then shifts to the guys reminiscing about their first encounters with parental discipline, with Koj revealing how those experiences might have steered him away from becoming a beggar or Nigerian politician.

The trio delves into their childhood memories, discussing the homes they grew up in and their sleeping arrangements. Koj’s surprising revelation causes concern for Mayowa and TMT.

Listen in as they interview a self-proclaimed deadbeat dad to understand the mindset and circumstances behind being a deadbeat parent. The episode also addresses some spicy and unfounded criticism, leading to a heated discussion.

Finally, the hosts compare Nollywood movies on Amazon Prime Video versus Netflix, debating which platform offers better Nigerian cinema.

Tune in for a mix of laughs, insightful discussions, and entertaining stories on this episode of Submarine and a Roach!

Join Koj and TMT in this dynamic episode of Submarine and a Roach as they dive into a whirlwind of engaging topics and hilarious tales!

The episode kicks off with a wild text TMT received in response to his IG story, sparking a conversation about dating and perceptions. The guys reflect on previously trying to book Kolamide, who was on a wild chase to retrieve his lost AirPods in Lagos.

Koj shares his BBQ adventures, while Kolamide recaps his busy weekend, from hosting a real estate event to shooting This Week Tonight. TMT walks us through his week, including the funnies around an oversold Vogue Boys event.

TMT voices his dislike for reggae music, and they hilariously dissect the lyrics of “we’ll share the shelter of my single bed,” questioning the appeal of such an arrangement.

The discussion shifts to apartment hunting tales in Lagos, with TMT recounting his experience house hunting alongside Odunsi The Engine. TMT also shares a funny story about his father’s appearance on City People’s "Top 10 Ibadan Big Boys" and the uproar it caused at his school.

The crew explores Gen-Z hypergamy, inspired by Odunsi’s remark that Gen-Z boys crave guns more than anything. Koj and Kolamide explore the potential of turning incels into political assassins and the role of Gen-Z girls in advocating for political and infrastructural changes.

The podcast takes an unexpected turn with a deep dive into denim, as TMT discusses his latest obsession with a pair of jeans. Kolamide then drops a surprising bombshell about meeting two women who had previously been involved with TMT, leading to a discussion on dating and meeting new people.

Kolamide also shares his journey as a comedian, and the episode wraps up with a discussion about Chidinma Adetshina’s victory as Miss Universe Nigeria.

Tune in for a rollercoaster of laughter, unexpected twists, and thought-provoking discussions!

In this episode of Submaroach, TMT and Koj are joined by special guest Mr. Ina, the founder of Boho Funk, for a lively and engaging discussion. They dive into a mix of creative ventures, media updates, and legal news, all wrapped in their signature humour.

1. Boho Funk’s New Vintage Store: Mr. Ina talks about his innovative new vintage store and creative hub, Boho Funk, which is set to open on the 31st of August and the 1st of September. Get the inside scoop on what makes this space unique and why it’s a must-visit.

2. Adesuwa at Arise: The boys celebrate friend of the podcast, news anchor Adesuwa Giwa-Osagie, who’s joining Arise TV’s international desk and attending the Democratic National Convention in Chicago. Hear their thoughts on her exciting career move and what it means for international news coverage.

3. New Supreme Court Chief Justice Appointment: TMT and Koj discuss the latest shakeup in the legal world with the appointment of a new Supreme Court Chief Justice. Expect insightful commentary and a touch of humor as they break down what this means for the judiciary.

4. And a Myriad of Hilarious Topics: As always, the episode is filled with a wide range of hilarious discussions and spontaneous banter that will keep you entertained from start to finish.

Tune in to Submaroach Episode 203 for a blend of creativity, news, and comedy. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review to stay updated with all the latest episodes!

Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj on this week’s Submarine and a Roach for a laughter-filled episode tackling a variety of intriguing and comedic topics:

Tune in for a rollercoaster of humor, insights, and lively debates

Dive into the latest episode of Submarine and a Roach with Tmt and Koj as they bring their signature humor and insights to the table!

Tune in for a blend of comedy, personal anecdotes, and entertaining commentary!

Join TMT, Koj, and Mayowa for the milestone 200th episode of Submaroach! This special edition is packed with laughter, reflections, and engaging discussions that mark this significant achievement.

Episode 200 is a blend of music, reality TV, and listener interaction that you won't want to miss.

1. TMT’s Spirited Rap: Kicking off the episode, TMT delivers a "spirited" rap performance that sets the tone for the celebrations. Prepare for some impressive rhymes and infectious energy.

2. Celebrating 200 Episodes: The boys reflect on their journey of creating 200 episodes, sharing memorable moments, behind-the-scenes stories, and their gratitude for the listeners' support.

3. Big Brother Nigeria New Season: The hosts dive into the new season of Big Brother Nigeria, where contestants are entering as duos, including two sets of twins and an auntie with her niece. The boys give their hilarious takes on the latest house dynamics and expectations.

4. Listener Questions: In a special segment, TMT, Koj, and Mayowa answer some really cool questions from their listeners, offering candid and often comedic responses.

5. School Anthems: The boys take a nostalgic trip down memory lane as they discuss the school anthems of their secondary schools, sharing funny anecdotes and stories from their school days.

6. Hilarious Topics: As always, the episode is filled with a myriad of hilarious topics and spontaneous humour that will keep you entertained throughout.

Tune in to Submaroach Episode 200 for a celebration of comedy, culture, and community. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review to stay updated with all the latest laughs and insights!

This week on Submarine and a Roach, Koj, Mayowa, and TMT dive into the week's hot topics with a mix of humor and heart. In this episode, they tackle the sensitive issue of supporting friends during their times of mourning and explore whether physical presence—or something else entirely—is what really matters. Join the crew as they share personal insights, laugh through the tears, and discuss what it truly means to be there for those you care about. Tune in for a thought-provoking and entertaining episode that’s as real as it is relatable!

In this exciting episode of Submaroach, hosts TMT, Koj, and Mayowa are joined by special guest Elo to discuss his highly anticipated party, "Retrorave," happening on the 27th of July. The event will feature an exclusive playlist of music from the 90s and 2000s, promising a nostalgic trip down memory lane. Alongside the party talk, the boys dive into a myriad of pop culture topics, ensuring a fun and engaging listen.

Retrorave with Elo: Elo shares all the juicy details about "Retrorave," from the music selection to the party vibes. Get ready for an epic night celebrating the best of 90s and 2000s music!

2. 90s & 2000s Music:The hosts reminisce about their favorite hits from the 90s and 2000s, discussing iconic songs, artists, and the cultural impact of that era's music.

3. Pop Culture Galore:TMT, Koj, and Mayowa, along with Elo, dive into various pop culture topics, offering their unique and hilarious takes on recent trends, celebrity news, and more.

Tune in to Submaroach Episode 198 for a mix of nostalgia, humor, and pop culture insights. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review to keep up with all the latest episodes!

Join hosts TMT and Mayowa for another uproarious episode of Submaroach, where they tackle hot topics and wild hypotheticals with their signature humour and wit. Episode 197 is a must-listen, packed with comedy, culture, and unexpected insights.

1. Trump Gets Shot:The boys dive into the shocking news of the Trump assassination attempt, offering their comedic takes and speculative commentary on the aftermath.

2. Burna Boy Still on Top:TMT and Mayowa celebrate Burna Boy's continued dominance in the music scene after Mayowa sees him live, discussing his latest achievements and why he remains at the pinnacle of success.

3. Nigerian Musicians as Presidents: Imagine your favourite Nigerian musicians in the highest office! The hosts hilariously imagine what it would be like if top Nigerian musicians became presidents, envisioning their policies, campaigns, and leadership styles.

4. The Friendship Threesome:*The boys explore the bizarre and amusing friendship threesome between Putin and Kim Jong Un and how Trump would affect it, delving into the dynamics and the global implications with their unique comedic twist.

5. Tokio Toni's New Podcast: TMT and Mayowa discuss the launch of Tokio Toni’s new podcast, sharing their thoughts on her content and potential impact in the podcasting world.

6. Dubai as a Must-Visit Destination: The hosts talk about the lifiting of the ban on Nigerians travelling to Dubai and it as a prime travel destination,

As always, the episode is filled with a plethora of other entertaining and thought-provoking topics that will keep you laughing and engaged from start to finish.

Tune in to Submaroach Episode 197 for a comedy-packed exploration of these diverse topics. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review to keep up with all the laughs and insights!

Join TMT and Mayowa for another insane episode of Submaroach, where they tackle an array of quirky and thought-provoking topics. Episode 196 is packed with humour, insights, and lively debates that will keep you hooked from start to finish.

Naming Your Kid "Sexy Redd" for $20 Million: The boys kick things off with a hilarious hypothetical discussion about the idea of naming a child "Sexy Redd" in exchange for $20 million. Listen as they weigh the pros and cons and get outside advice.

OnlyFans as a Retirement Plan: TMT and Mayowa dive into the world of OnlyFans, exploring its potential as a viable retirement plan. The hosts discuss the platform's rise and the financial opportunities it presents.

Remi Tinubu’s Smart Garden: The conversation takes a tech-savvy turn as the boys marvel at Remi Tinubu’s smart garden. They discuss the implications of smart technology in gardening and its impact on sustainability.

Heineken Lokpobiri's Name Etymology: Ever wondered about the origins of unique names? TMT and Mayowa delve into the etymology of Heineken Lokpobiri’s name, offering a mix of cultural insights and humor.

The Yoruba Party in London: The hosts discuss the intriguing news of a political party named the Yoruba Party being established in London. They explore its potential influence and the reactions from the diaspora community.

Kendrick Lamar's "Not Like Us" Music Video: TMT and Mayowa share their thoughts on Kendrick Lamar’s latest music video, "Not Like Us." They analyze its themes, visual style, and the message it conveys to the audience.

Guinness Shutting Down the "Cook-a-thon" Category: The episode wraps up with a discussion on Guinness deciding to shut down the "cook-a-thon" category. The boys share their opinions on the move and its impact on culinary competitions.

Tune in to Submaroach Episode 193 for a rollercoaster of laughs, debates, and intriguing topics. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review to stay updated with all the latest episodes!

Rainy week episode from 2/3rd of the funniest podcast from Nigeria.

This week Mayowa and TMT break down the current version Lagos that they live in and have a lot of fun doing it.

Join TMT, Mayowa, and Koj for another ridic episode of Submaroach where they delve into a myriad of topics that blend humour, culture, and current events. Episode 194 is a whirlwind of laughter and insight you won't want to miss.

1. African Americans Dancing to Acrobats: The episode kicks off with a light-hearted discussion about the fascinating blend of African American dance styles with acrobatic performances. The boys share their thoughts on this dynamic and entertaining fusion.

2. Justin Timberlake’s Arrest: The hosts dive into the surprising news of Justin Timberlake’s recent arrest and the comical twist of his arresting officer not recognizing him. They also reflect on Timberlake’s evolving image over the past two decades.

3. Aging in Hip Hop: The boys tackle the topic of aging in the hip hop industry, exploring how some artists adapt and remain relevant while others struggle with the passage of time.

4. Honourifics for older Relatives: A humorous conversation about the cultural practice of using honourifics for older young relatives ensues, highlighting the quirks and traditions of respect in their community.

5. Submaroach Live Session Update: Koj and TMT give Mayowa an entertaining update on the recent Submaroach live session on Twitter (X's) Spaces, recounting memorable moments and fan interactions.

6. TMT’s Birthday Weekend Recap: TMT shares a hilarious recap of how he spent his birthday weekend, complete with anecdotes that involve music and monkeys.

7. Kendrick’s Pop Out Event: The hosts discuss the massive turnout of the hip hop community at Kendrick Lamar’s Pop out concert, analyzing its impact and the significance of such unity in the industry.

8. Putin and Kim Jong Un’s Friendship: A comedic take on the peculiar and potentially dangerous friendship between Russian President Vladimir Putin and North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un, blending satire with current affairs.

9. Mayowa’s IG Name Change: Mayowa reveals his decision to change his Instagram handle from “OgunPunishSanwolu,” prompting a funny and insightful discussion on personal branding and social media.

10. Belief in Juju: The boys delve into their beliefs about Juju (black magic), also known as “jazz” sharing personal stories and cultural insights in a mix of humour and reverence.

11. Wizkid’s Industry Moves: A lively debate on Wizkid dismissing Ladipoe and his change of heart regarding Don Jazzy, exploring the dynamics and politics of the Nigerian music industry.

12. Aging on Twitter: The episode wraps up with a conversation about aging on Twitter and the art of avoiding certain conversations, offering a humorous look at social media etiquette and generational divides.

Tune in to Submaroach Episode 194 for a comedy-filled exploration of these diverse topics. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review!!

In this hilarious episode of Submaroach, hosts TMT, Mayowa, and Koj dive into a wide array of topics guaranteed to entertain and inform. Episode 193 is packed with intriguing discussions and laugh-out-loud moments that you won’t want to miss.

1. Tinubu Takes a Tumble: The boys kick things off by discussing the recent incident where Nigerian President Tinubu fell at a parade. The hosts give their humorous takes and ponder the implications of such a public mishap.

2. Nostalgic Cinema: TMT delves into the world of African American filmmaking in the late 90s and early 2000s, sparked by his recent viewing of the film "Deliver Us from Eva." Expect a mix of nostalgia and critical analysis as he explores this vibrant era of cinema.

3. Dental Drama: Koj recounts his latest visit to the dentist, sharing his personal experiences and the quirky moments that made the trip memorable.

4. Midnight Crisis Radio: TMT talks about the latest episode of his Twitter Spaces radio show, "Midnight Crisis Radio." He also confesses to cheating his listeners during a trivia game, adding a layer of humor and mischief to the discussion.

5. Mark Essien's Cat Conundrum: The hosts dissect tech entrepreneur Mark Essien’s recent bizarre tweet about buying a cat. The conversation quickly turns into a comedic exploration of social media and public personas.

6. Nigerian Government's Power Rangers: In a surprising twist, the Nigerian government is forming its own "Power Rangers." The boys speculate on what this means and share their amusing predictions for this unusual initiative.

7. Lagos Traffic Woes: The team tackles the chaos caused by President Tinubu's visit to Lagos, leading to massive traffic jams. Their discussion is a blend of frustration, humor, and social commentary on urban life in Nigeria.

8. String of Kidnappings: Wrapping up the episode, the hosts address the recent spate of kidnappings in Nigeria. While the topic is serious, they manage to bring their unique perspective to the conversation.

Tune in for a rollercoaster of laughs, insights, and lively debates. Whether you're a long-time fan or a new listener, Episode 193 of Submaroach is sure to keep you entertained from start to finish. Don’t forget to subscribe and leave a review!

Join Koj, Mayowa, and TMT for an unfiltered and boundary-pushing episode of Submarine and a Roach. In this installment titled "A.I. Prostitution for Mature Minds Only," the trio dives headfirst into taboo topics and thought-provoking discussions that are not for the faint of heart.

From the ethical considerations of advertising sex work to sharing personal experiences of sexual harassment, Koj and Mayowa open up about being “cat-called” with candour and humour. Brace yourself for candid revelations about TD Jakes' unexpected kinks and the rise of AI in the world of sex work.

But the conversation doesn't stop there—TMT shares a jaw-dropping story of slapping a Yahoo boy, sparking a debate about clubbing etiquette and the consequences of crossing certain lines.

As the episode unfolds, the hosts delve into music reviews, including a deep dive into Tems’ latest album and the surprising resurgence of country music, spearheaded by Shaboozy.

Adding to the mix are Mayowa's reflections on returning to Nigeria and Koj's questionable taste in wine, juxtaposed with TMT's unabashed red bull addiction.

From provocative discussions to laugh-out-loud moments, this episode of Submarine and a Roach is not to be missed. Tune in for a rollercoaster ride of mature insights and unabashed humour—it's a wild journey only for the boldest of listeners.

In this episode of Submarine and a Roach, Koj, TMT, and Mayowa tackle a whirlwind of topics guaranteed to keep you entertained and enlightened.

First up, they dive into the wild world of Nigerian politics, each elaborating why they got picked up by the DSS and discussing the latest controversies surrounding Nigerian banks and political figures.

But it’s not all serious talk—TMT’s new jeans spark a lively debate, and the guys delve into the unexpected revelation about your sexual orientation if you enjoy Suya. Plus, they ponder the significance of national anthems and the role they play in shaping identity.

Koj brings a touch of introspection to the conversation as he discusses fatherhood, while the crew delves into the murky waters of inappropriate social media relationships between students and teachers.

And of course, they couldn’t forget to discuss the latest in Nigerian music, including Ayra Star’s phenomenal new album and the rising prominence of female artists in Afrobeats.

From politics to fashion to music, this episode of Submarine and a Roach covers it all with humour, insight, and a healthy dose of irreverence. Tune in now for your weekly dose of comedy and commentary!

New Episode alert!!

TMT, Mayowa and Koj are back in another hilarious movies.

The episode starts with TMT narrating the Yoruba movie he's currently watching, followed by Koj narrating his adventure on a "topless bus tour".

The boys then briefly discuss the Nigerian Chef community vs Opeyemi Famakin.

After that they talk about TMT's trip to the National Archives in Abeokuta. This is followed by Mayowa getting cooked by political nepo baby twitter.

There are also a lot of brilliant other bits to enjoy like trickle down wealth and a brief discussion on the film "Good Will Hunting."

So sit down, relax and enjoy a mystical journey of banter brought to you by the men of the funniest podcast in Nigeria.

Join Koj, Mayowa, and Tmt for a rib-tickling episode of Submarine and a Roach, where no topic is off-limits! In this episode titled "Every Yoruba Man’s Dream Is To Marry Up," the trio delves into a range of hilarious and thought-provoking subjects that will keep you entertained from start to finish.

First up, they tackle the age-old debate: is spraying $1 bills at a Nigerian wedding razz? Tmt dives into the legalities surrounding this cultural practice, while they ponder the origins of money spraying in the black diaspora, from African parties to American strip clubs.

Prepare for laughs as Mayowa confesses his desire to spray dollars at his wedding, only to be met with resistance from his wife and brother who deemed it too razz for their taste. Meanwhile, Tmt's sister's attempt to play matchmaker leads to hilarity and awkwardness.

The conversation takes a reflective turn as they discuss the economic realities of modern relationships, including the decline of side families due to financial constraints. Koj shares his high school dream of being a kept man and marrying up in life, sparking laughter and lively debate.

Get ready for some candid discussions about sex and stamina, with Koj hilariously admitting the only way he's going multiple rounds is if Dana White is paying him. They also share their thoughts on the AMVCA's and dive into movie reviews, including "Breathe of Life" and "Water & Garri," with Koj revealing his newfound love for Ibadan.

As the episode winds down, Mayowa delivers a side-splitting joke at Tmt's expense, leaving everyone in stitches. Don't miss this uproarious episode of Submarine and a Roach—it's comedy gold from start to finish!

Better late than never!

Today's episode of the podcast was recorded with Mayowa, TMT and Koj all wearing sleeveless Dashikis.

In this episode we get into being owed money by family.

Rap Beef between Kendrick Lamar and Drake.

Afrobeef between Wizkid and Davido and rivalries between contemporaries.

Kizz Daniel's business practices and more Seun Kuti news.

We also review the Submaroach groupchat one more time.

Join Koj, Mayowa, and Tmt for an unfiltered and uproarious episode of Submarine and a Roach! In this installment, the trio dives into a myriad of engaging topics that will have you laughing and pondering in equal measure.

They kick things off with a lively discussion about Seun Kuti's viral proposal to start a church serving "marijuana tea," complete with Koj's chance encounter with the man himself at Cactus in Lagos. From there, they delve into the intricacies of the Lagos weather and the balancing act of A/C usage amidst rising diesel costs and NEPA tariffs.

Prepare for some thought-provoking conversations as they tackle topics ranging from racial dynamics to Tems' latest release, "Love Me Jeje." They explore the nuances of American society, from its institutions to the elusive American Dream, with wit and insight.

Things take a personal turn as Koj shares feedback from listeners and grapples with criticisms about himself. The hosts engage in a candid discussion about the energy they project into the world, delving into boarding school escapades and hilarious anecdotes along the way.

Laugh along with Mayowa's tale of "misappropriating" a school iron and Tmt's uproarious story involving a student who transformed from Santa to Thor in boarding school. The episode concludes with a fascinating conversation about Tunde Onakoya and his father's skepticism of chess as a career path.

Don't miss this captivating episode of Submarine and a Roach, filled with laughter, introspection, and unforgettable stories. Tune in now for a dose of humor and heart from your favorite trio!

The boys are back in this truly unhinged episode of Submarine and a Roach as hosts Koj, Mayowa and Tmt get into current affairs.

The boys catch up now that they're all on three different continents.

First up, they get into millenial buff boy aesthetic and TMT's fitness journey. Then they talk about the chaotic nature of the Submarine and a Roach Whatsapp groupchat.

The conversation then veers into the Drake vs Kendrick (and entire rap industry) beef. His insane use of AI, the power of Taylor Swift and the ethics of the music industry.

After that they discuss a proposal Mayowa received to grow the popularity of Submaroach using the power of - you guessed it- SOCIAL MEDIA.

The boys end the episode by getting into how they react to misrepresentation of the podcast by people funny enough, don't listen to the podcast.

So roll up, wind down and jump into this episode of Submarine and a Roach, full of banter, truth and love!

Lock in with the gang for a hilarious and insightful episode of Submarine and a Roach as hosts Koj, Tmt, and their guest, Toniverse, dive into some wild life shit.

With Mayowa jetting off to London, Toniverse steps in to keep the vibe alive.

First up, they bask in the post-live show glow, relishing the success of their recent live event. The energy is infectious as they reminisce about the highlights and memorable moments from the show.

The conversation takes an intriguing turn as they share their NYSC experiences, with Tmt and Toni regaling tales of love interests and camp escapades. It's a nostalgic trip down memory lane that's sure to have you laughing along.

But that's not all—Koj delves into the world of stock trading, sharing his strategy for developing intellectual property to make it big in capitalism. The banter is as witty as it is insightful, offering a unique perspective on financial pursuits.

Hold onto your seats as Tmt opens up about his "life of crime," sharing hilarious anecdotes that will leave you in stitches.

The laughter continues as they discuss getting hit on in Lagos, Tmt's memorable Boiler Room stint, and the burning question—what was Burna Boy like in secondary school? With insights from Toni and Koj (and a nod to Mayowa's shared history), they paint a vivid picture of the African giant's teenage years.

Don't miss this rollicking episode of Submarine and a Roach, filled with laughter, stories, and unexpected revelations. It's a podcast that's as entertaining as it is enlightening—tune in now!

On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, we get into: Car trouble,

learning from video games,

Food Critique,

Adult friendships and

TMT's filthy habit PLEASE PLEASE do the Submaroach listener survey: https://forms.gle/6cXZpC23Lwp7VwS2A

Prepare for an episode of Submarine and a Roach brimming with laughter, insights, and conspiracy theories! Join hosts Koj, Mayowa, and Tmt as they explore a range of intriguing topics sure to keep you entertained.

First, they unpack the surprising news of Bruno Mars owing MGM Casinos $50 million, followed by a deep dive into Mia Khalifa's early career twists.

The conversation takes a thought-provoking turn with discussions on American pride, progressivism, and Koj's theory about Chris Oyakilome sabotaging Nigeria's internet.

Stay tuned as they share their favorite movies and music, offering recommendations and witty commentary to keep you engaged.

Explore the ethics of media capitalism and profit while enjoying playful banter between Mayowa and Tmt about fashion choices.

Laugh along with Koj's humorous tale of a barber shop encounter and brace yourself for Tmt's wild story involving Kanye West, hood dudes, and ballerinas.

Don't miss their insights on financial literacy, as they share personal strategies for saving and investing money.

Tune in to Submarine and a Roach for a rollercoaster of laughter, insights, and captivating conversations that leave you wanting more. It's entertainment with depth—perfect for your next Spotify listen!

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On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, the guys are joined by super fun rapper Lifesize Teddy and they get into:

Welcome to Submarine and A Roach, on this episode we getting into:

And random other topics!

Welcome to Submarine and A Roach, the only podcast out of the black diaspora that will not be discussing Omah Lay this week. But we talk about other things:

Tap in!!

On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, the guys get into:

Enjoy!!

TO BE FAITHFUL LOYAL AND HONEST

Ladies and Gentlemen... THE BOYS ARE BACK!

Dem a wicked but we a' wickeder.

The powers that be got the pod got kicked off spotify and Apple podcasts.

but we're still on google pods, iheart radio and some other streamers.

Enjoy this interlude while we get our ducks in a row.

In this episode of Submarine and a Roach, Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa, joined by their special guest Tomi (Mayowa's younger brother), unleash a masterclass in podcasting. But not just any podcasting—it's the Dark Arts of podcasting, similar to the likes of "Nedu & The Honest Bunch," "Tolani Baj & Moet Abebe," and all those Glitch Media productions. No shade, just a little 'dark arts' magic, teehee! The twist is that Submarine and a Roach brings the humor to the party, making it an absolute riot.

The episode kicks off with Tmt sharing WANI's message requesting the retirement of the "good fish" drop. Mayowa and Koj fire back with their demands, and Tmt thinks they're being utterly unreasonable. Tomi, the guest, chimes in with some choice words for WANI, making the banter even more hilarious.

The boys delve into discussing the lengths they would go to promote the podcast, including the possibility of getting sued. They also contemplate how they'd handle real-life encounters with people they've roasted on the podcast, adding a touch of real-world comedy to the mix.

Tmt drops a comedic bombshell, suggesting he could probably take on 4 out of 16 of Governor Ademola Adeleke's bodyguards if they ever crossed his path, sparking a hilarious debate.

The laughter continues as they explore a range of additional topics, including:

The inspiring story of Debbie, who successfully crowd-funded 5 million Naira from a viral moment. Aliko Dangote's 2022 New Year yacht scandal and the leaked photos that took the internet by storm. Sanwo Olu's crackdown on Okada riders and a funny encounter with Mr. Macaroni. Mayowa and Tomi's family function hijacked by Mr. Macaroni, complete with band takeover and endless praise. Mayowa's amusing encounter with Koj's dad. Koj's viral comedy performance at the sold-out show that's taking Instagram by storm. The Nigerian Police's arrest of the runners of @gistlover on Instagram. Mayowa reads a tweet that describes how tight President Bola Tinubu's grip is L.A.X (the Nigerian singer) getting a Twitter user arrested for defamation. Tmt's exciting booking for a comedy show in Lagos in January 2024. Mayowa's inclusion in Chude's 2023 Most Interesting People's List alongside Burna Boy and Wasiu Ayinde.

DISCLAIMER: Please note that everyone mentioned in this podcast is purely for comedic purposes. There are no legal claims or assertions, and nothing is intended as news reporting. It's all about comedy, laughter, and fun. Thank you for tuning in!

In this emotionally charged episode of Submarine and a Roach, Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa tackle one of their most essential topics—DEPRESSION! Get ready for an honest and heartfelt conversation about this critical issue.

But that's not all! The trio delves into a variety of intriguing subjects:

Christian BBLs: They explore the fascinating world of Christian Brazilian Butt Lifts, leaving no stone unturned in their quest for laughter and insight.

Partying in Lagos with Dignity: Discover their unique take on how to party with grace and dignity in the vibrant streets of Lagos.

Jonathan Majors running through the streets with his woes: Dive into the world of Jonathan Majors and his adventures, and find out who or what his "woes" might be.

OdumoduBlvck & Wike: Explore the curious connection between OdumoduBlvck and Wike, and prepare for some humorous speculations.

North West and Deto Black: The hosts share their thoughts on North West and Deto Black, offering a unique perspective on these intriguing personalities.

Join Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa as they navigate the depths of depression and venture into these diverse topics on Submarine and a Roach. It's a podcast that combines humor, heart, and real-world issues, providing a well-rounded listening experience that you won't want to miss!

Buckle up for an unfiltered episode of Submarine and Roach! Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj are taking a deep dive into the tumultuous waters of Nigerian politics, sharing their candid thoughts on the current state of the nation. Prepare for an honest conversation about their growing sense of disillusionment and the need for change.

But it's not all politics—these three friends take a hilarious trip down memory lane, reminiscing about their childhood adventures and, more notably, the memorable discipline sessions dished out by their parents. The stories are as entertaining as they are relatable.

As the episode unfolds, they switch gears to discuss the ever-entertaining world of pop culture. Lil Nas X and Donawon take the spotlight, and the hosts offer their humorous takes on these cultural phenomena.

But just when you thought you'd heard it all, Tmt drops a bombshell—breaking news about his driver being in custody for shoplifting! The unexpected twist adds a dose of real-life drama to the episode and leaves everyone in suspense.

Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj for a rollercoaster of laughter, nostalgia, and current events on Submarine and Roach. It's a podcast that fearlessly tackles the complexities of Nigerian society while keeping you entertained with their signature humor and wit. Don't miss out!

Prepare for a hilarious rollercoaster of laughter on this episode of Submarine and A Roach! Join the dynamic duo, Tmt and Koj, two of Nigeria's funniest personalities, as they dive into a whirlwind of entertaining discussions.

First up, they dissect DetoBlack's latest hit, "Just Like Deto." Even though Koj is a massive fan, that doesn't stop the jokes from flowing as they share their quirky takes on the track.

Tmt takes the stage to unveil his latest production for the upcoming Submarine and A Roach mixtape, and Koj is thoroughly impressed. He declares Tmt one of the most talented beings on the planet, and the banter is just getting started.

Get ready for a heartwarming moment as Koj proudly recounts his father's praise, calling him one of the best drivers he knows. It's a touching and funny story that adds a personal touch to the episode.

Tmt shares his unique experience mentoring school students at a fair, where he introduced them to the world of podcasting and even recorded an episode with four enthusiastic siblings. The tales from this adventure are both heartwarming and humorous.

The conversation takes a musical turn as they delve into FreshL's latest EP and shower it with praise. Their music critique is infused with humor and genuine appreciation.

Hold onto your seats as they discuss Toke Makinwa and Dayo Israel's trip to Dubai for a climate change summit, a topic that they're convinced neither party knows much about. The comedic takes on this trip are bound to leave you in stitches.

Nollywood takes the spotlight as Tmt reveals his upcoming role in a short movie premiering at a Lagos festival. The excitement and humor are palpable as they share details about the project.

True to Submarine and A Roach tradition, the episode wouldn't be complete without a discussion on mental health. They wrap up with a candid conversation about their self-diagnosed ADHD and the humorous anecdotes surrounding illegally purchasing Adderall.

But before they bid farewell, Koj shares a memorable story about getting fired by a man who drove an Audi TT, and why he believes men should never drive such cars. It's the perfect comedic note to end this uproarious episode.

Don't miss out on the laughs, stories, and witty banter on Submarine and A Roach. Tune in for an entertaining ride through the funniest corners of Nigeria's pop culture and life's quirkiest moments!

On this poetry-heavy episode of Submarine and a Roach, the boys discuss A LOT! As usual, the shits are funny and you're guaranteed a laugh or two.

Get ready to burst into laughter on this episode of Submarine and A Roach! Tmt and Koj are back, and they're serving up a piping hot dish of hilarious commentary on some of Nigeria's hottest topics.

First up, brace yourself for a dose of conspiracy hilarity as they dive into the wild world of Rema and Illuminati accusations. The laughs are just getting started!

Teni takes the spotlight next, and the duo discusses her album and her bold coming out as queer. Get ready for some witty takes and cheeky banter as they explore Teni's journey.

Hold onto your seats as Tmt and Koj tackle a serious issue with their trademark humor—the Lagos State Government Budget and alleged misappropriation of funds. Their take on this scandal will leave you in stitches.

But the hilarity doesn't stop there. They dig up Buju aka BNXN's old tweets and give them the comedic treatment they deserve. You won't believe what they find!

Finally, get ready for an incredible improv session as they make sentences using Nigerian newspapers and magazines. It's a rollercoaster ride of wordplay and wit that will keep you entertained until the very end.

Don't miss out on this uproarious episode of Submarine and A Roach! With unfiltered humor and sharp wit, Tmt and Koj take you on a comedic journey through the hottest topics in Nigeria. Tune in for a laughter-filled experience you won't forget!

Welcome to Episode 167 of Submarine and A Roach. The episode where we decide once and for all; who is the messiest of them all? The boys are joined by Yinka Bernie and they get into

- Fashion

- Music

- Lawyers in Nigeria

- Football

and a whole lot more...ENJOY!

On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, the boys throw it back (ayo!), as they reminisce about the unhinged origins of the podcast. In their typical neurodivergent Submaroach style, they bounce around numerous topics that include:

Note that any stories that suggest irresponsible driving were told purely for comedic intent and are made up.

The boys sit down with the super funny Dee Major on a slightly chaotic but ultimately wholesome episode and comedy in Nigeria.

Enjoy.

On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, the gang is joined by multidisciplinary artist Anthony Azekwoh and we chronicle his journey and mark some key opps along the way.

We start this episode by listening to a rap song Koj made when he was 14.

After that Fu’ad Lawal joins the boys and they discuss the state of archiving in Nigeria, Music tastes and sneaking into the office when no one is around to download movies!

Check out Archivi.ng! They're doing amazing work!

Super enjoyable episode if we have to be honest!

This week the entire Submarine and a Roach crew sit with THEE GRAMMY AWARD NOMINATED Kah-Lo.

We get into the #PainAndPleasure of the entertainment industry. The Glam and... paperwork.

Our conversations range from Donald Trump, her earlier inspirations for success, recently picking up DJing, her hilarious nephews and she also has a lil' smoke for Tmt.

Get into it!

Listen to Kah-Lo's new album Pain/Pleasure here: https://t.co/IHOchMdMht

In this episode, Mayowa and TMT explore the world of queer men with Olumide Makanjuola as he talks about his life and new book "Love offers no safety".

A collection of 25 stories from queer men in Nigeria told in their own words and masterfully edited by Jude Dibia and Olumide Makanjuola

Love offers no safety is available in Nigeria on Roving Heights and Cassava Republic and on Amazon worldwide.

Please find links to the book below!

Love offers no safety is available in Nigeria here: https://cassavarepublic.biz/product/love-offers-no-safety/

Love offers no safety is available internationally here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Love-Offers-No-Safety-Nigerias/dp/1913175480

On this Episode we get into:

- Mowa Lola's new collection

- AQ vs Naeto C

- Obasanjo vs. Tmt's People

- MohBad

- South Africa

- OdumoduBlvck

- Rema

The London boys have been separated. Tmt is back in Lagos and it's off to a rocky start. Mayowa is still on vacation but his time is also coming. Koj, well Koj is still riding bicyclee.

Welcome back to Submarine and A Roach. Brought to you by https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach

On this episode, we talk:

- Nigeria's New Ministers

- Nasir El Rufai

- Naira Marley

- Burna Boy

....and lots more!

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Get ready for a lively and unexpected episode of Submarine and a Roach as Koj and TMT reunite for some hilarious catch-up! On this installment, TMT takes the stage to regale Koj with tales from his time in Paris.

Join the duo for a rollercoaster of laughter as TMT recounts his adventures in the City of Lights. From enjoying the gothic architecture of the city to ending up in strangers apartments, every moment is laced with humor and TMT's signature comedic flair.

But just when the laughter is at its peak, an unexpected twist abruptly cuts short the fun ride. Tune in to discover what unfolds and how this catch-up takes an unexpected turn. Laughs, surprises, and witty banter await in this episode that promises to keep you hooked from start to finish. Don't miss out on the rollercoaster of comedic camaraderie on Submarine and a Roach!