The Phone In Show with Iain Lee

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After a frustrating morning trying to sort out my broadband, I decided to take my frustration out on TikTok. And it helped! Follow the live saga of my Broadband and see how it pans out.

Warning - does contain talk about CSA

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I listened to Adam Ball on BBC Radio Oxford and repeated his words and those of some of his colleagues. A 200 year mental hospital, how are farmers coping in the heat and all your traffic and news for the Oxford area.

This one won't be for everyone so feel free to skip it!

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Another dive into the Umingle website. Why is everyone smoking weed?

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It's our weekly question of the week!

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The internet can be such a Nilly Nelly Negative! As always, I like to spread positivity and good cheer to those less fortunate than myself. So, get yourself a cool (or hot or ic cold) drink and relax! Welcome!

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Don't even remember doing this one!

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Anothe episode of The Phone In Show. This one was recorded on TikTok and has the greatest poor insult of all time. Honestly, one of the funniest things I've heard in ages.

I will let you into a secret...I made a boo boo. I had set the feed up incorrectly so when you hear me arrogantly and confidently say they are muted because I have a fader...they are NOT muted. Totally my mistake and I shall hand myself over to Katehrine to be soundly thrashed.

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We start off with some edge lord who thinks making tasteless jokes is going to win him favour. No. It wins him blocked.

Fun one this - grammar schools, Stoppani and more!

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I try Umingle, a modern day chat roulettte. I only get spammed with one sex part! Lot of fun with accusations of racism, unhealthy behaviour and being an umc.

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Porno music, disrespect and...well, you will not believe the end of this show...

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Why do I bother?

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YeBoy is FURIOUS with me for not being as famous as Gervais, no idea what Barry The Accoountant is on and we talk weight loss jabs.

This does contain fruity language.

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I am down to the last two days of my meds and a little anxious that they won't be sorted. As you can imagine, the chat has some TERRIBLE suggestions.

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I'm trying some new app that plays an audio clip when people gift but I can't get it to work properly.

And pelase buy a ticket to Manchester on April 19th - I'm a little desperate https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/iain-lee-ltd/t-jxzjdea

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A bloke comes on and lies about me, I don't have my glasses on and it's all a bit weird. Oh, some bloke is an absolute arse and gets caught out in the simplest trap.

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A brief daytime stream brings a different vibe. Should 16 year olds be able to vote? More Sean Lock and Bez stories. And racists. Lots of racists.

See me in Manchester on April 19th https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/iain-lee-ltd/t-jxzjdea

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People call me a pedant simply because I ask for accuracy. I can't help you if you use the wrong words. You can't expect me to fill in the blanks of your argument, that's your job.

Come and see me in Manchester on April 19th https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/iain-lee-ltd/t-jxzjdea

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I try and be nice and chilled and then it gets out of hand. Tonight I get half an apology for saying I saw a UFO, someone is probably knocking one out and I find out a caller is a racist. Fun times.

Manchester - April 19th https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/iain-lee-ltd/t-jxzjdea

and me and Katherine are doing a show in Luton on February 22nd https://wegottickets.com/event/681041/

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Decided to follow a suggestion from david Turners and sit on tiktok not speaking until someone speaks to me. There are a few silences, but you can handle that. There is also a lot of uses of the C word towards the end...but I think he was a C.

And finally, if anybody is offended by Paula's use of the W***** Olympics I sincerely apologise.

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A lot happens in this. Including being threatened by a bellend who claims to have bought a ticket to see me, being offered someones drive...and...you won't believe what happens at the very end of this podcast...stick around.

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For the first time since I stole them strawberries in 2017, someone actually asked me about them. It's odd that no one has ever asked me about them before.

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Have you ever eaten a yoghurt with someone else? Do youghurts make you cry? Why the hell are we talking about yoghurt?

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The dickhead club was out in full force tonight. Deary me. You know when someone does the pretend to order a pizza bit that they are desperate callers. Desperate!

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TikTok changes means I am getting some very weird calls and people get incredibly angry when challenged. We do find out if I am a Russian sleeper agent...or do we????

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A lazy afternoon turns into battling the feckless and feral.

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being famous is fun 97% of the time. I thought it would be nice to invite people on my show to ask me anything about being famous. Instead I was met with a barrage of foul mouthed abuse and disgusting sexual comments about fists and cats.

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We start and end with Gavster, a poor excuse of a man. When he is on the vibe is absolutely sucked out of existence. In between...well....it's a car crash.

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Which three bands covered The Power of Love is NOT a question....

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The dumbest advocate of free speech comes on and starts off by telling me I can't say something! Also someone tells me I should care about dogs...This is a really good episode, more like the old radio show. 

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In which an auditor comes on and tells me he is defending my free speech and that me calling him a prick could get me sent to prison.

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Back on the OG account and wondering where to take this. Some really good calls and also an absolute massive bellend talking about Rosie Jones. Dear god man.

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I'd never considered that a lot of you don't know the legend of Is It Ghostbusters 2?! So let me educate you....

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Anyone know hold the old lady is? I didn't quite catch it. I tried battles in this show...bloody hell, it was horrendous. Never again. You'll hear the start of that section then I cut them off. No one needs that.

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Why do people do the finger quote thing when they refer to me as a 'celebrity'? This is starting to get in a groove now. More varied, different textures. Liking this a lot.

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A Syrian comes onto your stream and asks for money. He shows what appears to be a tent he is living in. What would YOU do?

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t's a cool trick on TikTOk to get people listening...sing their names and comments. But is it really that hard? I find out.

Also, I got called out for not gifting the Syrian dude in episode 23. But was I right to be called out? Find out.

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This was the weirdest rollercoaster of a show. I was donated £120 by someone I had shouted abuse at, Katie Waissel from the telly came on and I was invited to co host an online dating show. It's left me a little confused to be honest.

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Some of you are starting to get this now! My favourite call so far is a guy wanting to play Connect 4. Sorry for the echo, I've fixed it now and it won't appear again!

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A terrible call gets worse when the guy runs out of material and has to fire of a Heil Hitler. The absolute state of this country.

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Playing around with this...but even when I try a different vibe it kicks off!

I'm also playing a few dates - Bath, Birmingham and Manchester

Bath - February 9th https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/rondotheatre/iain-lee-imposter-syndrome/e-xogbqg

Birmingham - April 4th https://www.glee.co.uk/performer/iain-lee/?location=1

Manchester - April 19th https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/iain-lee-ltd/t-jxzjdea

and me and Katherine are doing a show in Luton on February 22nd https://wegottickets.com/event/681041/

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Some of the language directed towards women on TikTok is absolutely shocking. One concerned dad of daughters rings in and is the worst offender.

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Iain Lee is a character who just happens to look like me and has the same name

this episode has perhaps a few more shades than the previous. It gets a bit meta and I explain what the point of this is. Spoiler alert - it's to make me and those I love laugh.

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Seriously, is that the best you got?

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Honestly, I tried to do a nice show but people are just horrid.

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Don't give me that callibration crap. you got caught, take it on the chin and move on.

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This is actually rather tragic and I'm embarrassed to share it. Someone finds my weak spot and absolutely destroys me.

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Utter filth from some dirty coprophile and the most useless racist I have ever had the misfortune to have speak at me.

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Dear god. This was the most frustrating yet. Is it because i did it at 3pm? Why can't people speak? Why can they not follow through on an idea? Why do they call me cumbum?

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I tried a daytime stream. Huge numbers, but incredibly rude people. Everyone kept calling cum bum and I will get my lawyers on them.

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Some of the rudest callers I have ever spoken to in my life. Just awful. And some woman telling me how to feel, Frank Sidebottom and a really thick bloke or two. Awful. We also get an update from Scott who recently lost his wife.

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The standard of call here is even worse than usual. One woman is obsessed with her fruit bowl.

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This is not a stream and I am NOT posh, OK?

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Why are callers to this show so poor? Hurry up, get to the point. Don't ask me how I am as it is none of your business. Most of these calls are pathetic. I deserve better.

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Racists, racists everywhere. Dear Gammon and Patriots, get away will ya?

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I was asked about the excellent Consolevania Boys and, well, let's just say that relationship turned sour pretty sharpish!

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Dear God - lazy callers and terrible gifters. Is gifting begging? Sound quality not great here but the vibe is strong.

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Idiots everywhere. Some of these people have the right to vote and if anything this proves the school system has failed.

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First episode. My god, why are people calling in to test the number? Call in and talk.

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