Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Today’s Phone Tap victim is booked for a small-time TV commercial and Jeff's calling to convince her that she might want to reconsider taking the job once she hears what the product is…

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We’re calling an organ donor to see if he has any organs he’s not using right now that he’d like to hand over!

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In your Phone Tap, we call a long-time nanny while she’s on vacation and introduce her to her clueless, unskilled and dangerous replacement: ALEXIS!

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In your Phone Tap, we’re having what has to be the most UNCOMFORTABLE conversation you could ever have with a guy about his elderly mother.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim always gets hit on by cougars at his restaurant job, so today Brooke is calling as a flirtatious forty-something who has her eyes on something OFF the menu, if you know what we mean…

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A listener asked us to prank his roommate who keeps bringing girls from Tinder to their apartment. So we’re calling from Tinder HQ to go over his hookup history!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim doesn’t know anyone in the neighborhood she’s moving to, so we’re introducing her to her first new friend: Trudy De Nudie, the world’s first and only nudist realtor.

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We’re calling a woman who's at work to tell her that because her boss is out of town, it’s now HER job to do “boss things” like firing Raymond.

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Jose's calling a guy with a new car to tell him there’s been a factory issue with his glove box and he should be careful or it might explode!

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Jewelry stores have top notch security, but has anyone just asked nicely to rob the store? Jose's going to try that tactic in today's Phone Tap!

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In your Phone Tap, Jeff's calling a dog sitter and seeing how far he can go to make him regret ever doing a favor for his neighbor!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is attending a surprise party soon and Jeff's calling to give him a VERY important role in the surprise.... his duty involves just ONE WORD.

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Brooke’s Phone Tap character “Marla” is unlike anything we’ve ever heard or seen before. She’s got no time to fool around, and she's calling with bad news!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is really close to purchasing his first home, so it’s really important he finalizes his mortgage paperwork. Unfortunately, Jose is his mortgage officer and it’s EVEN MORE important that he break a world record.

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In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a woman and accuses her of STEALING from her own grandmother! Puzzle pieces don’t just go missing out of nowhere!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she’s playing Brooke in trivia later, but before the game, Brooke needs a HUGE favor and she’s willing to pay the price.

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All we had to go off for today’s Phone Tap was the title of someone’s favorite Spotify playlist. But we somehow managed to get her on a Most Wanted list because of it!

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In today’s Phone Tap, Brooke's calling a mother with a daughter in daycare and offering some extreme methods of parenting we think would be helpful!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved to a new city with his wife, who signed him up for a bowling league in order to make new friends. Little does he know, he just became our new PIN DADDY!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been run through the ringer while applying for a new job, so his roommate thought he might be a perfect candidate for some of our brutally honest feedback!!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has never been to a symphony before and isn’t really sure of the etiquette, but lucky for them Brooke's calling with all the helpful tips (and unhelpful ones) she can handle!

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In your Phone Tap we’re calling a guy with an insurance question we bet he’s never dealt with… in this lifetime or thousands of past lifetimes either!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim volunteered to chaperone’s his kid’s school dance and we’re calling him to let him know his responsibilities are WAY past what he ever expected they would be!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim had the gall to leave a note on her neighbor’s badly parked car, so today we’re calling and fighting her passive aggression with even MORE passive aggression!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is looking for work and has been filling out tons of applications, but thanks to some fine print, he’s about to get way more than he bargained for!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting married this year but hasn’t picked out her first dance song yet, luckily we’re calling as her wedding DJ and we have the perfect song that won’t leave a dry eye in the house!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a note that the city would be doing some construction in front of his house, and so we’re calling to let him know the maintenance will be not only HISTORIC but also REVOLUTIONARY!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim’s wife told us where he went on a business trip, his hotel, his room number and strange things he does when he sleeps and we combined it into a brand new PHONE TAP!

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Normally a years old social media video might come back to HAUNT you, but for today’s Phone Tap victim, that kind of video might change his life for GOOD!

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In today’s Phone Call we’re tracking down a guy who bought a leaf blower DECADES ago, and even though its taken years to get a hold of him, today just might be his lucky day!

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If your Tinder Date’s mom called you before you even met her daughter, would that scare you off for good? We’re hoping so in today's Phone Tap!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to know when he can pick up his order, but thanks to Artificial Intelligence, that has literally never been more impossible!

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Today we call a guy who recently asked his lady to define their relationship and before he gets the green light from her, we’re turning the SPOTLIGHT on him interrogation style!

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How quickly can you tell if you’re on the phone with a weirdo? In Today’s Phone Tap we think we’re setting a record time in that department!

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Today we’re calling a woman who donated to charity and letting her know her money is going towards cosmetic enhancements for teens in Beverly Hills!

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One of the best feelings in the world is becoming a self-sufficient adult. You move out of your parent's place, get a nice place, well-paying job. The only thing that could ruin it? A prank phone call saying it's all fake.

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We call a woman who is worried she accidentally nicked a car in a parking lot. While she thought no one saw, she's in for a shock when she gets a call from Stoner Max saying he knows EXACTLY what she did in your brand new Phone Tap!

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In today’s Phone Tap we call a guy who's agreed to babysit for his wife's friend....and since he hasn't met her child yet, we thought we'd introduce him using a completely fake kid made from internet clips!

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Jose’s Phone Tap character STEADY EDDY just purchased a mirror at a local home goods store and something just ain't right with it… we’ll find out what the problem is in your brand new Phone Tap!

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Today's Phone Tap victim installs home appliances and has been complaining to his boss about all the stupid questions customers ask, so we're making sure he'll never get a customer dumber than the one calling him today!

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Today we call a woman to let her know she was seen parallel parking the other day, and it was SO GOOD that she's been nominated for an outstanding award!

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Today's Phone Tap victim is a woman who recently got professional family photos taken and Brooke's calling to tell her the good news...Her prints are 100% FREE! In exchange she just needs to agree to something...And she’s REALLY gonna have to think about it… because it could make her FAMOUS.

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Today's Phone Tap victim recently applied for a home equity line of credit, and he’s nervous about what he can qualify for...That's why we're sending in our most financially responsible... never distracted.... loan officer Jose to help!

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In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a woman who applied to her homeowner’s association for approval to paint her house a new color, and she’s not gonna slip that past him so easily!

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In your Phone Tap Brooke prank calls a guy who told his friends he used Chat GPT of all things to spice up his dating profile. Big mistake!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved into a new fancy building with a DOORMAN. Before she can met him, we’re gonna introduce ourselves first in a brand new Phone Tap!

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In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a woman who recently purchased a few knockoff items from TEMU. In light of the new restrictions on imports, we’re gonna need her assistance when we fly her junk in OURSELVES!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just got into online dating for the first time since his divorce, so Brooke's calling as the woman he gave his phone number to! Dating has changed since he last was out in the streets and he better catch up!

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In today’s Phone Tap Jose prank calls the daughter of an elderly woman who has an in-home care provider. Now that the help is on vacation, he's stepping in and wreaking a little bit of havoc!

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Today Brooke's calling a guy who works as a party entertainer and seeing if he’ll be willing to take his clown skills to a FUNERAL for the right price…

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Working IT leads to some of the same boring issues coming up over and over again. But in today’s Phone Tap were starting problems that no IT person has ever heard of in their life!

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In today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a guy who frequently travels for business and little does he know, we’ve been tracking what’s been going on in his hotel room and he’s NOT gonna be happy with our new rules for his stays!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim tried to apply for a vanity license plate and was denied. So after emailing to appeal their decision, Brooke's calling him back with a completely NON-HELPFUL decision.

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The guy Jeff's pranking today has been taking one of those “mind-sharpening” vitamin products and he told his wife he swears they’re working. She emailed us and now he’s the latest victim of our Phone Tap!

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One of our listeners emailed us and said his wife accused him of looking at some inappropriate stuff on the internet. So in today’s Phone Tap Brooke's calling to confirm her worst fears!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim knows he’s getting a new coworker moving from Germany, and Jose's calling to introduce himself and get him to spill where all the HOT LADIES are in the office…

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Today’s Phone Tap victim gets a smoothie every single day, so we’re calling her from the shop to let her know today’s order might take a little longer to arrive because of… complications…

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Today’s Phone Tap victim was in the middle of a busy lunch rush and Jeff called with one of the most aggravating and strange sandwich orders of all time! 

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In your Phone Tap, we got a request from a college student who’s going home for a family reunion to prank his mom. So Brooke's calling as his new, mature, cougar-iffic girlfriend to introduce herself!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is used to dealing with some uptight parents but we bet she’s never received the kind of complaint Jeff's about to lodge at her!

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Today you’ll hear maybe the first time that WE got more FRUSTRATED with our Phone Tap victim than he was with us!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is worried her apartment building is trying to get her in trouble for not picking up her dog’s poop, but we actually have a very enticing financial offer instead… if only she’ll play it cool!

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This may be one of our favorite Phone Taps of the entire year! Even if this listener isn’t a huge fan of Jose, he’s still about to get way more than he bargained for!

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Today we’re pranking a substitute art teacher, and we’ve got a lesson plan that we guarantee he never thought he’d have to deal with in even his wildest dreams!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by her friends, and although she’s been single for a long time, we have a romantic opportunity for her that she CAN’T PASS UP!

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Today we’re Phone Tapping a dance studio and trying to get some one on one lessons. The catch is: our partner is a little robotic, and we don’t mean stiff. You’ll see what we mean when you hear the call!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim had his girlfriend sign him up for an appointment with a naturopathic doctor, and before his first visit Brooke's calling with a laundry list of do’s and don’ts to see how far she can push him!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just had a HUGE tech upgrade at his office so today Jose's calling as IT to let him know he's been paying VERY close attention to his computer activity, and he’s gonna have to answer for his behavior!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is just two days into a new job and we’re gonna spice things up by making her think she’s in hot water with HR!

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You never know what you’re gonna get with a new neighbor. Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting “JAMIE BUTTON” who you’ll just have to hear to believe!

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We’re in the midst of the college basketball tourney and one of our listeners sent us his brother’s bracket and we’re using it against him in a brand new Phone Tap!

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Working from home might be pretty cushy for some people, but in radio we don’t get that option. Until today when Brooke took working from home to the extreme in an all new Phone Tap!

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A young man is in love and wants to do something special for the girl of his dreams! It’s not the romance of the century, it’s your brand new Phone Tap!

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One of our listeners emailed in and asked us to prank her sister who is turning 49 soon! So today we’re offering her all the perks of our new Senior Citizen program at the grocery store!

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There’s nothing we love more than using our computer generated robot voice to mess with people who think they’re speaking to an AI bot. We’re doing it again to a hotel receptionist in your Phone Tap!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is a mechanic at an auto body shop, and Brooke's calling from corporate to institute some new, gentler rules about how he’s allowed to talk to customers going forward!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim listed a room for rent online so we’re using every Phone Tap character in our collective bag to put his patience to the ultimate test!

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What do you get when you take a Type A person who’s a little uptight, and on top of that they’re mad they got the wrong pizza delivered? A perfect recipe for a Phone Tap!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim works as an entertainer for children’s birthday parties and while she normally dresses as a princess or a mermaid, we have a request we guarantee she’s never heard before!

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Today Brooke's pranking a mother, and calling as a substitute teacher who has a few aggressive suggestions for how her child’s name should actually be pronounced!

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In your Phone Tap Brooke's telling a guy that corporate is reducing the size of his paycheck each week, and it might just be what sends him over the edge!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently went and got a massage and made the mistake of telling her friend the masseuse was “kind of cute.” We’re taking that comment and blowing it out of proportion!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim was recently “over-served” at a wedding and doesn’t remember much about that night… so we decided to give him a call and remind him of all the major promises he made to a complete stranger!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is hoping to have a relaxing weekend away with his wife, but Brooke's calling to tell him thanks to a convention that’s in town, he might never sleep  well again!

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In your Phone Tap, we call a woman whose daughter is applying to colleges, and in order for us to accept her, mama is gonna need to meet our RIGOROUS standards!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to cancel their language-tutor subscription, but when we’re on the phone NOTHING is ever that easy!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim works for a matchmaking service, and we guarantee she’s never had a client as challenging as TIMID BENJAMIN.

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The guy we’re Phone Tapping today claims his job working the front desk at a motel is dreadfully BORING. So we’re hoping to change that with some of the most outrageous room requests he’s ever dealt with!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim loves a nice watch, and Jeff has the deal of a life time for him! Unfortunately, these watches weren’t sourced very ethically, or even from living people!

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One of our more contentious Phone Tap characters is the 80 year old Alan Winterbottom and today he may have finally met his match by the name of DELORES!

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In your Phone Tap, we’re debuting a new business venture that Silicon Valley entrepreneurs are gonna love: Virtual Reality FLOWERS! It’s just as DUMB as it sounds!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is finally at the stage in life where he wants to purchase his dream car… So of course, his wife emailed us to MESS with him since it’s OBVIOUSLY a mid-life crisis waiting to happen!

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Today’s Phone Tap Victim goes to the same buffet restaurant every Sunday morning with his family, so today Jose's calling to BAN him for life for some EGREGIOUS line-cutting behavior!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been chatting with a woman named Juniper for about a week, but before their first date, he needs to talk to her representation, and unfortunately that means BROOKE!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim threw a surprise party for a friend and invited a bunch of acquaintances she didn’t know. So Jeffrey's calling to say he's still in the house and can’t get OUT!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim called a pest control company to take care of a Bee’s Nest. We found it, sent Jose over there, and made EVERYTHING WORSE.

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In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who signed up for therapy for the first time, and she's about to make his first session a lot more interesting than he expected....

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is putting on a charity auction but she isn’t going to meet her master of ceremonies until the last minute, when she gets a phone call from Timid Benjamin…

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In your Phone Tap, Alexis is calling a college-level teacher’s assistant and seeing if she can blackmail him into giving her answers to the quiz coming up!

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