Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

One of our listeners e-mailed us to set up her husband who refused to go see Bruno Mars in concert with her. She said she got her co-worker to go with, so we’re calling to introduce her co-worker, Rolando, to her husband! 

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In your Phone Tap, we call the mom of a student athlete and let her know, if her son wants to get those college scholarships, he better do some elective surgery that we’ve picked out for him!

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In your Phone Tap we call an office manager looking to get their elevator inspected and let him know the task is as good as complete, as soon as he picks out an elevator VOICE!

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Are you sick of automated AI customer service like we are? In today’s Phone Tap, we’re calling customer service and demanding a human to speak to, even if we’re already speaking to one! 

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In today’s Phone Tap we’re calling up a senior citizen and letting them know a small change is happening to their daily routine. Old people LOVE when you mess with their routines right? 

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has a colonoscopy appointment coming up and before his big day, we’re calling from the clinic to see what “Add-Ons” he’s looking to splurge on!

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In today’s Phone Tap we’re helping someone who needs customer service, but before that can start, we need to complete our corporately mandated sensitivity training! Hope that’s not a problem!

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In today’s Phone Tap, we call a woman who’s been trying to get her laptop repaired and we’re sending her our MOST-EXPERIENCED tech: 80 year old technology genius, Alan Winterbottom! 

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In your Phone Tap, we’re trying to see if we can convince a guy that he matched with Brooke a few years ago on a dating app and she’s interested in date with him now that she’s out of prison!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim signed up to dive with sharks on her exotic vacation coming up. But she’s about to learn when you leave the continental US, there’s a small chance the company you book with might not be all that credible! 

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In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who signed up for flying lessons and introduce him to his new instructor, Jose’s Phone Tap character “Tik Tak!”

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In your Phone Tap, we call a girl who has been binge watching her favorite series and we’re about to place some limits on her viewing because we’re from the streaming service and we’re the ones in control!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has kids that leave their toys all over the front yard. So we’re calling to get under his skin and COMPLAIN just to see how riled up we can get him! 

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Today we’re calling a guy and telling him he could become semi-famous, as long as he agrees to be humiliated on a reality show that films him at work! How could he pass this up?? 

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job soon! Before their first day, we’re calling to let them know about a secret little tradition his predecessor left him: the STRONG THONG! 

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Today we’re phone tapping a woman who is looking for an in-home caregiver for her father, and lucky for her we don’t just have one but TWO perfect candidates for the job!

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We’re Phone Tapping a restaurant to tell them we dined and dashed awhile back, and now we feel bad about it. Not bad enough to pay what we owe, but still pretty bad!

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In your Phone Tap, our victim THINKS he’s getting set up on a blind date but in reality BROOKE is calling to try out her rusty flirting techniques for a bar trivia date!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is currently on the hunt for a new PSYCHIC, and boy do we ever have the candidate for her! His name is Psychic Sam and he’s doing a Phone Tap on her now!

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What do you do when your coworker says he’s bored and is thinking about quitting? Set him up for a Phone Tap!

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Today Jeff calls a dad whose son was recently reprimanded for fighting at school. Whether the dad likes it or not he's got some tips for how the kid can stop getting his butt kicked!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining to her friends all about her home owners association, so of course, we're gonna do the right thing and PRANK her about it! 

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Our own Brooke Fox is very talented, but ACCENTS are not her strong suit. That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we’re putting her dialects to the test.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim left a personal item behind at her last hotel stay and while she hopes customer service can help her, she’s about to get WAY MORE than she bargained for!

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Today you’ll hear maybe the first time that WE got more FRUSTRATED with our Phone Tap victim than he was with us!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son in day care and recently he’s been coming home EXHAUSTED, so Brooke's calling from the daycare center to tell her the REAL reason her son is so drained every day!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a tire store, and while he just wants to help a customer with their order, he’s about to get an invitation that’s a lot more than he bargained for!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been applying to EVERY reality show she can for over 15 years. So, Jeff's calling her to let her know she’s been selected for the next season of Golden Bachelor!

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Changing your passwords frequently is smart and doesn’t harm anyone, right? WRONG! Your Phone Tap is gonna show you why changing your password is the worst thing you can do!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently renewed his driver’s license but before it’s official we have one more tiny quiz for him to take to seal the deal!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting to pick up her family portraits. But unfortunately there’s one BIG problem with them… and it’s HER fault!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is looking for parents to come in to talk to her class for career day, and we’ve got the perfect person lined up for her… a career CRIMINAL!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just hopped back in the dating pool and we’re going to pull out our full roster of weirdos and creeps to welcome her back!

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In today’s Phone Tap Jose prank calls the daughter of an elderly woman who has an in-home care provider. Now that the help is on vacation, he's stepping in and wreaking a little bit of havoc!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim had his girlfriend sign him up for an appointment with a naturopathic doctor, and before his first visit we’re calling with a laundry list of do’s and don’ts to see how far we can push him!

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Working IT leads to some of the same boring issues coming up over and over again. But in today’s Phone Tap were starting problems that no IT person has ever heard of in their life!

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You never know what you’re gonna get with a new neighbor. Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting “JAMIE BUTTON” who you’ll just have to hear to believe!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is just trying to upgrade her hotel room on her anniversary trip, and Jeff is happy to help her. Just as long as he doesn't get distracted by anything…

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Today’s Phone Tap victim listed a room for rent online so we’re using every Phone Tap character in our collective bag to put his patience to the ultimate test!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by her friends, and although she’s been single for a long time, we have a romantic opportunity for her that she CAN’T PASS UP!

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One of our listeners set up her boyfriend to be pranked by us and in today’s Phone Tap we’re taking credit for gifting her those new earrings he’s been so curious about recently!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is a mechanic at an auto body shop, and Brooke's calling from corporate to institute some new, gentler rules about how he’s allowed to talk to customers going forward!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has a job interview lined up, but we’re calling early to see how badly we can fluster her before her big moment!

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Are you nice to customer service reps on the phone or rude? Today’s Phone Tap victim forgot to say “goodbye” after her last customer service call so we’re calling to get what we deserve!

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Today Brooke's pranking a mother, and calling as a substitute teacher who has a few aggressive suggestions for how her child’s name should actually be pronounced!

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Today’s Phone Tap Victim goes to the same buffet restaurant every Sunday morning with his family, so today Jose's calling to BAN him for life for some EGREGIOUS line-cutting behavior!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim lost her water bottle at the airport and we have good news: We found it! But she’ll need to pay our storage fees first…

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The guy we’re Phone Tapping today claims his job working the front desk at a motel is dreadfully BORING. So we’re hoping to change that with some of the most outrageous room requests he’s ever dealt with!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is very skeptical of car mechanics and NEVER wants to get ripped off or overcharged. So today we’re calling to do EXACTLY THAT.

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Everything is better when bundled right? Phone and internet, burger and fries… but what about your eternal resting place? We’ll put it to the test in your Phone Tap!

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In your Phone Tap, we created a new system so no dater ever gets ghosted again! It's so good, it might even replace our Second Date Updates!

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The character Brooke is channeling in today’s Phone Tap is so off putting, it almost made us LOSE our LUNCH when we first heard it.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim HATES being uncomfortable so we’re calling her restaurant and making one of the cringiest and awkward dinner reservations she’ll ever experience!

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In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a soon-to-be first time father to see if he’s game for being a soon-to-be two-time dad if you know what we mean…

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to make a return over the phone, but our customer services reps are overworked, and over stressed so she’s gonna have to deal with the multitask-KING!

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In your Phone Tap, we got a request from a college student who’s going home for a family reunion to prank his mom. So Brooke's calling as his new, mature, cougar-iffic girlfriend to introduce herself!

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One of our listeners is hosting a dinner party with her boyfriend and instead of preparing drinks and snacks, she set him up for a Phone Tap Alan Winterbottom-style!

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We learned that today’s Phone Tap victim still rents DVDs from the library. WHO does that? Just for that we’re gonna make an example out of him in your Phone Tap!

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In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls an office worker to introduce a new policy at his job where he can confide anything he wants to her, even if it starts beef in his office!

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In your Phone Tap we’re sending one woman into a never-ending spiral of super-advanced artificial intelligence customer support chat robots. What could go wrong?

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Today’s Phone Tap victim hired someone to build a ton of marketing displays in grocery stores but we sent Jose on her job and he’s got some BIG problems with pretty much everything.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has no trouble with the ladies, but today Jeff's calling as the brother of one of his flings to let him know he might have messed up ditching his sister!

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One of our listeners emailed us wanting to prank her neighbor because the snack choices at their kid’s play dates have been causing an issue.

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Event ticket fees are out of control, which is why today’s Phone Tap victim is not gonna be happy when Jose calls to tack on some extra costs even AFTER the concert already happened!

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In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a teacher who's hosting a career day soon, and while she’s excited one of her student’s parents is a kid’s book author, she should read the books a little closer…

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One of our listeners recently transferred schools and told her dad she met someone special. So today we’re calling as the new boyfriend, well… not so much a boyfriend as much as a MAN-BABY. It's the Phone Tap debut of Technical Director Ashton!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently had their car stolen, and while the nice thing to do would be to help find it, we’re gonna Phone Tap them instead using a Police Psychic!

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In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy to tell him that the church he booked for his child’s christening is bumping him because the Jonas Brothers are coming to town and you don’t say “NO” to hunks like that!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is hoping to have a relaxing weekend away with his wife, but Brooke's calling to tell him thanks to a convention that’s in town, he might never sleep well again!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is expecting an uneventful trip out of town but Jeff's calling from his hotel and there’s a few “extra amenities” he should know about before checking in…

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been chatting with a woman named Juniper for about a week, but before their first date, he needs to talk to her representation, and unfortunately that means BROOKE!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim runs a little coffee shop that’s been doing wonderful things for the less fortunate in the community. So we thought we’d send reporter extraordinaire “Ed Daniels” to interview her all about it!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has the perfect idea for a new TV show, and we’re happy to produce it for her, as long as we can change every single thing about it!

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One woman emailed us to prank her daughter, so we’re introducing her to her mom’s new boy toy from Yoga. It’s a ROLANDO Phone Tap!

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 In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who is STRUGGLING with tech issues trying to get into her email, but we’ve got the best artificial intelligence IT director in the entire company to help!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is a makeup artist looking to pick up extra work, so we’re calling from a FUNERAL HOME and we’ve got more work for her than she can handle in 100 lifetimes!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been having a ROUGH week. The only bright spot has been a deer visiting her yard, that she’s posted pics of on social media. Her friend hit us up and thinks a Phone Tap might be just what this animal lover needs to turn her week around!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just bought a new home and is ready to move in! But before that big day, we’re calling as the “previous owner” to warn her about a supernatural, super helpful presence hiding in her walls!

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One of our listeners wanted to make his wife a little jealous so he emailed us and we were totally game! His wife is about to get a call from someone in his office who is crushing on him HARD, in your Phone Tap!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been taking dance lessons with her “nice guy” husband, and Brooke's taking this opportunity to try and convince her that he’s a BAD BOY, WILD MAN. Will she take the bait?

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We’re sending our most ADVENTUROUS Phone Tap character out on the open seas for a life changing experience on a cruise! Though, the life we’re changing is that of the wife of one of our listeners!

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In your Phone Tap, we’re being conscripted into a PRANK WAR! An electronics store manager has been pranking her co-workers so they got us on their side and we’re firing back!

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We got an email from the manager of a fine dining restaurant that said they are desperate for servers with any kind of experience and she wanted to use that to prank her on-call manager! Get ready for the worst lineup of candidates you could possible imagine!

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In your Phone Tap we call the owner of a successful local food truck to tell him SOMEONE has been snitching on him, and it’s time to FOOD POLICE cracked down on him!

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In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who donated to his kid’s school’s charity run. He THINKS he donated a flat fee, but we’re letting him know it’s actually PER LAP. Hope that’s not a problem!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just had a HUGE tech upgrade at his office so today Jose's calling as IT to let him know he's been paying VERY close attention to his computer activity, and he’s gonna have to answer for his behavior!

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In your Phone Tap, we’re pranking a woman who just wants to add her mom to her cell phone plan. Should be simple enough, but on this show NOTHING is as simple as it seems!

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In your Phone Tap, we’re stirring up some office drama thanks to a gullible guy named “Doug” and our state of the art "AI" Pranking software!

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In your Phone Tap we call a mom who's hosting a 6 year old’s birthday party and lets just say Brooke is VERY PARTICULAR about how things should go down at this celebration...

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One of our listeners set up her husband for this phone tap after he accidentally walked into the wrong bathroom at the DMV a while back. Now we’re BUSTING HIM!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim always takes a personal jar of peanut butter with him whenever he travels and today Brooke's calling him on vacation to let him know his personal stash is causing a problem all over his hotel!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to cancel her subscription to her tax software. But thanks to Brooke and Jeffrey’s Automated Customer service, it’s not gonna be as easy as she thinks!

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Today's Phone Tap victim has a short fuse... combine that with the post office losing her package and we've got the perfect storm for a Phone Tap!

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We never could have anticipated the reaction we got from THIS Phone Tap where Brooke calls from the bank and pretends to be delivering a fraud alert to an unsuspecting woman. 

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A young man is in love and wants to do something special for the girl of his dreams! It’s not the romance of the century, it’s your Phone Tap!

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In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who just started dating his coworker and SHE thought the best way to start off their office romance would be to email us so we can get him in trouble!

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We got TWO different Phone Tap requests to mess with someone about a missing package, so we thought, how about we put those two people on the phone with each other and see if they can fix their own problems!

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One of our listeners told us his friend is going through a tough breakup and all he does is spend time at home watching Hulu. Today, we’re calling from Hulu to let him know our systems have noticed how sad he is and he better knock it off!

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Today is Technical Director Ashton’s FIRST Phone Tap and he’s clapping back at the scammers that keep calling the radio station phone lines!

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