This is Not a Funny Podcast

Gabe and Caleb are the only boys on this podcast. Listen in as they clown on bad movies, talk about Gabe's near sleep paralysis experience, and revel in the fact that they still have no responsibilities to this day...yet.

Hey. Welcome back to a couple of boys just chattin. Welcome to the podcast where every past bit is mentioned and remastered. Welcome to the podcast where the boys bring back all the memes. Welcome to the podcast where the analytic spikes roam wild and free, with the background ambience of figuring out what to talk about......and also....Derek's Soul. Wanna listen?

The three boys are back on that Saturday grind with another banger of an episode in a row...what? That has never been done before.... Take a gander at our bois going on a convoluted rant involving a fast food chain tier list, the lameness of Twilight, the ever so dangerous dancing around a potential doxing...whoops...(didn't happen by the way), and the super meta podcast that is the podcast that will NOT make you laugh. Waiter, I would like my usual, please... a dose of one whole hour of three scraped up bois on a podcast on the internet. Try to enjoy...please.

The three boys are back at it again after a week of Caleb being lazy with the editing, deciding this week to talk up a smaller storm after they begin to run out of things to talk about again...but hey! There was rousing conversation about Jake Paul finally getting arrested, Uncle Stan's Unofficial Office spin off show, and deep conversations about how deep water is very scary. Join the boys for a hour where you will finally realize your fear of dipping your toes in water. Never again....

Caleb, Gabriel, and Elliot are back after a long hiatus. But does that stop our boys from making some banging content to start off a lovely August? Listen in as our boys catch up after not speaking to a single human being for weeks upon weeks on end.  And with the sour gaze of the Girthman on the wall, our boys happily prance into a new hour of happy go lucky times.  Also....Lord of the Rings is a hallucination.

Caleb, Gabriel, and Stefano are back at it again, chatting up what they can about new found countries, the egregious amount of domain extensions, and drug tests in a water park bathroom. And let's not forget the life changing phrase...Cool Business.

Caleb and Gabriel are back on the mics, making bits and talking jokes. What is the most dangerous combination of animals you can come up with? Which is better: Zaxby's or Rasin' Canes? And are good fried chicken places good just cause of their sauce? Take a neato-misquito adventure into the realm of the podcast that is guaranteed not to make you laugh as the shenanigans keep on coming....

Send us questions for the future Q and A episode at : thisisnotafunnypodcast@gmail.com

Well. Almost an episode where Caleb is alone. But saved by the bell! Nay, Gabe, who comes on to talk about the really not funny events happening right now as they speak. Listen to a riveting episode where Caleb writes in chalk on the driveway, how offended culture sucks, and how American Idol can't be respected. And send some questions for future Q and A to thisisnotafunnypodcast@gmail.com!

Caleb, Gabriel, and Stefano are back on the podcast, chatting about modern day drone wars, Shark Tank deals that are heckin' stupid, and Gordon Ramsay's epic youtube channel. Join the boys for some sweet laughs, but don't laugh, and some fun stories, that aren't funny. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the colorful aspiring-scuffed podcast in it's early years.

All the other boys have abandoned Caleb and Stefan once again, so they catch up on their lives. Who'd a thunk that quarantine would affect everyone so negatively. Stefan's only food source is a half eaten ice-cream cake, and Caleb's extrovertism is leading to some...issues. Despite that, Stefan is chillin on Gordon Ramsey's youtube channel, and learning how to avoid the work his parents give him, whilst Caleb is raking in the dough, and somehow avoiding chores. Listen to the two unwashed, desperate gremlins as they talk about how their life has been. And remember. Don't laugh.

Hi P.E.T.A! Jeremiah's father beat a pig with a two by four with consent from the farmer. Join the boys as we talk about this, our life, and how the days have gone by. Gabriel went to Home Depot? Does he come back? I don't know...listen to see! Also...apparently everyone is in love with Alex?

So....the boys left Caleb alone to ramble again. But this time something different happened. It turned out fine! Listen in as Caleb rambles about becoming a nocturnal vampire, peanut butter on pancakes, and how the podcast will get better I promise. Hopefully the boys come back. Too much Caleb is not sustainable. 

It's only the two bois Caleb and Elliot on today. Jesse is dead, and Gabe is stuck in a Team Fortress 2 marathon. Therefore, the bois are left with half an hour of good content before the barrage of "yeah" and "ums" hit the scene. We talk about dwindling life in quarantine, how bike crashes affect your wrist health, and we discuss some of the dumb things Trump has suggested to cure the Coronavirus. All that's left to do is discover a conspiracy theory. Wait. 

Jesse is back! For at least most of the podcast. The boys are still once again bored at home, doing their best to have a little discord reddit fun while Big Bad Covid rages outside. Listen to this episode and play our little bad movie synopsis game with us, and hopefully hear Caleb as his internet shorts out over and over. Covid draws nigh on the boys' emotional states. Gabe is still playing Animal Crossing, and Jesse is hard to pin down. Enjoy the shenanigans once again!

Today we have a very special guest, Caleb's childhood best friend, Stefan, joining us on the pod all the way from Georgia! The bois are back, for the most part, with Jesse still very dead, but listen as we indulge in some Stromboli time, the fire snakes, doom and gloom from distance learning, and some very...strange improv stories.

We're back on a regular recording routine! Your boys are vibing on the podcast again, still stuck at home due to Corona Virus. Still, we manage to make jokes about an art project involving a bar-fighting Waldo, discussing what kind of sandwich the greek mythological gods would be, and starting the saga of Timmy, the cheese-bending demi-god running for governor. If you like good times, hearty laughs, and totally, completely, no-questions asked-please don't look to closely family friendly content, then this podcast is for you! (please share. We want to monetize this.)

The boys are back! Well, except for Jesse. And who-wee we got a noice episode for you. The boys have been faced by the now marauding pandemic known as COVID 19, and are stuck at home. So with a microphone and a really helpful discord bot, they are able to take sweet Buzzfeed quizzes and play an improv game in which we are introduced to the notorious Uncle Ben. Listen and hear about Baracka Obomba's love affair and the infamous butternut squash soup on this latest, much awaited episode of your favorite unfunny podcast.

Elliot is back for another episode! JeSsEsSe the little gremlin boi is in the corner, doing some drawing and talking about nuclear warfare. We're trying not to be funny when it comes to bad, bad baby names, beating dumb guys at every turn, and talking about nuclear warfare with mac n' cheesy bites that may or may not be cool. Also, plugging our new youtube channel! Not Remotely Amusing! ON the Internet...like some dumb bois. So we gonna shut up now. 

Hey hey. We be back. It be long. No podcast for month of december.  We sorry. Gabe deleted all the december episodes, because they exist and we totally didn't get busy at all. Join us for some riveting stories from Gabe's Replacement, Elliot Sprain, from his adventures in Zabul, Afghanistan. And our 4 delicious boys venture to make their own movie script with a online movie script generator. And it's not funny. Enjoy us laugh about PapaJon Papajooon and his Ozzy Osbourne as featured on the Dora the Explorer wreck the cool times of Buuutch Hartman and his best friend RockLord Coolguy Rockman, in this completely original, totally funny short film that is actually filmed and not just a generated movie script. 

Ha...hah...ha....no not laughing this week. Scheduling difficulties leave Caleb alone in his room. BUT HE HAS AN EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT. He has figured out Q and A! All y'all listeners dying to add to this mess....this is good news. Enjoy the sad announcement. There'll probably be more.

We're back! All three of the boys! After weeks and weeks of waiting, everything is finally coming together! Jesse, Caleb, and Gabriel got a chance to sit down and talk finally. And the conversation was...well...as expected. Thanksgiving break, talking about the future of this podcast, the mic NO LONGER hates Gabriel...and a bunch of traumatized chickens.

Caleb was alone in the room when the ghost of Jesse Olhoft came back to haunt him and do the podcast FINALLY after what feels like years of the No - Jesse Saga. No GAbE this time....we're pretty sure Gabe is dead. Oh...and plug, plug, plug, plug, plug, plug, plug............

WE APOLOGIZE GREATLY - THE MICROPHONE MUTED GABRIEL. You can still listen, because Caleb tells some great stories, but there's no Gabriel... Enjoy....I guess...Gabriel and Caleb learned something really really serious. The reason Jesse hasn't been on the podcast is because he is dead. How do they react to this tragedy? Listen in as they talk about jesse's death, poor baby boi, the best yahoo questions, and the Mosquito Chickens. Oh...and the mic still hates Gabe.

Harold. Harold is fired. Harold does no work. And his voice is annoying to his boss. Listen in as Gabriel and Caleb see Harold fired. There's many many plugs for other creators, as they speak about influential creators for them....and we get to hear Spooky stories from the boys in a late Halloween episode that technically isn't a Halloween episode at all. Gabe also neglects to speak often, cause he don't want to. Oh...and the microphone hates Gabe.

Gabriel and Caleb are back at it again. Jesse is gone. Still. So Gabriel and Caleb begin talking about a topic near and dear to our teenage hormonally beating hearts: Food. The Walgreen's weed man, 3300 calorie science Olympiad splurge. Raisin' Canes vs. Zaxbys. And in their inexperienced minds, we find it OK to speak about our experiences with confidence, and our increasing attractiveness to wamen and our inexperiences with that. Ready for some deep convos that aren't that entertaining? Listen in, children as your dad takes your lunchables....

This week on the not funny podcast, Gabriel is finally back to join Caleb in the pit, and together they continue the "non-entertainment" that all y'all love and enjoy (hopefully). Talking about Smuffins, Auto-correct, and Spanish Disney names, and still without Jesse, they continue to dig the hole that will destroy their social lives. Enjoy!

This was supposed to be episode 1. But weird things happened and Caleb ended up by himself. So what's Caleb gonna do? Do his best to fill up this Halloween episode with as much weird stuff and christmas as he can. Internet monologues, court transcripts, bits, and robotic mindfulness. Will Jesse and Gabriel arrive to save him? Or will we be stuck in an overwhelming loop of "not-entertainment" that Caleb brings to the table....

It's a trailer....I hope it's satisfactory.