Cylon Bingo

Adam and Nathan ask Pat what the ideal male/female relationship is and then laugh at him for his answer. “Betty vs Wilma”, dangerous flirting, “Elective Euchre”, oral sex vs hand jobs vs intercourse and sitcom themes.

The 'cast is back together for the 51st episode of CYLON BINGO! "Gay Cereals", Adam as Pat the Construction Worker, Adam vs the Space Program, unemployment among Rocket Scientists, bad arguments, and Good Authority. Listen to the PS and the celebrated return of General Kranken Haus -- Episode 09 "John Fist of the Bull Shit"

Adam and Nathan reveal their reaction to "normal" people showing up in movies, watch "Rich Bride, Poor Bride" and detail the kinks they like best.

Its a Kranken Khristmas, Cylon Bingo! Thats right, we're celebrating the holidays in July! Just as you've always suspected we Canadians do things backwards. Grab a glass of rancid eggnog and down this 40 minute holiday special from the other side of the Wall. Kranken Welpen and Cylon Bingo – the blueprints for world domination/peace!

They are KRANKEN WELPEN and they deserve to be heard! Download this episode and listen to a solid hour of comedy from East Germany – The first eight episodes of “General Kranken Haus” back-to-back for your listening pleasure.

We discuss the issues of so-called “Benevolent Sexism” and Female Circumcision before jumping into the murky waters of what fidelity means in modern relationships. Its Canadians helping the world, as usual. Download CYLON BINGO and get in on the goodness.

We put religion under the spotlight in this weeks CYLON BINGO! Adam and Nathan begin the show by pitching a “chick flick” based on Pat's life then move quickly onto their interpretation of theology. Moving right along, the boys discuss their Worst Movie-going Experiences, review “X-Men: First Class” and end it all with Nathans attack on January Jones. Download your one way ticket to hell!

The boys spend too much time talking about TRANSFORMERS and action figures before moving onto chick flicks, chain mail, surgery porn and Pat's Aunt Judy. The only place you can hear these discussions – plus episode 08 of “General Kranken Haus” titled 'Moose & Squirrel' – is right here on CYLON BINGO!

Its an oversized episode of CYLON BINGO! The boys discuss video games, Pat's big purchase, Nathans long-awaited Vasectomy, the painful birth process, overpopulation, natural disasters, genderless children and IT Stereotypes. Its too much might for one mic!

Its Adam and Pat without Nathan. Big N says 'goodbye' to his virility, Adam questions the 'Amish Problem' and Pat moves in with Mennonites. All this and more -- including 'General Kranken Haus' episode 7 "Boot Polish" -- on CYLON BINGO!

Questions and answers, more dating advice, Pat as a porn star, releasing your personal rage on family members, relationship fights, 'Thor' Review and Ep. 6 of 'General Kranken Haus'

How would you kill yourself? Which board games did you used to play? Does Pat have a chance with his lady-friend? Did Pat date a chubby girl? “Cuckolded”? What will Nathan do after marriage? Which 'cast member partook in youthful pants rubbing? All of these questions answered plus a new episode of “General Kranken Haus” - The Best Pod-Radio drama on the net - only on CYLON BINGO!

Adam declares that '40 is the new 72' in the 40th episode of CYLON BINGO! Picking up where "Currentish Events" ended, the boys dish on sushi, offer flirting advice to Pat and discuss the inevitable Death by 40. Make sure you stay tuned for the 4th episode of “General Kranken Haus” titled 'Gypsy Tears' -- Its the best Pod-Radio drama on the net!

Find out how we voted in the recent Canadian elections.

Episode 38 is a technological terror! Adam, Pat and Nathan do a quick review of the new Blackberry Playbook, discuss the possibilities of the new Nintendo Console, bash the Playstation and hate on cell phones. For those paying attention, this week features episode 2 of "General Kranken Haus" - the BEST Pod-Radio drama on the net.

We look at the lives of Royalty, wonder where our names came from, switch bodies and "Groundhog Day" the last 13 years again and again. Stay tuned at the end for the debut of "General Kranken Haus" - The BEST pod-radio drama on the net!

The Lost Episode - Now, not so lost. Recorded way back in time, this is one fantastic episode. Learn about Adam's dream career, ponder the legality of cartoon porn and discover if Nathan can outwit a mass murderer.

The boys answer a critic, try to rename the podcast, look back to childhood television, rag on religion and wonder where the candy profits are.

From HD vs Video, PS2 to PS3 and Servers...

Used Games, the cleaning habits of fat people, Pat's real voice, "Syndrome a Down-Down" and Charity

The boys jump all around the map with this one: the pop culture references start flying, Adam takes Nathan to task for being too "College", Atlantis is discovered as Japan sinks and Munsch is Cunched. Its CYLON BINGO, College Boy!

Tons of little discussions thrown together for your amusement.

Nothing but the Best...Iality.

Lots of Knob News. Recalling "Total Recall". Romantic Get Togethers. Pat the Kaiser.

A DEAD SPACE 2 review kicks things off. Next, our look back at the Super Bowl, followed by a discussion dealing with politics and patriotism. Finishing things up is a roasting of 1980's advertising for McDonalds.

From Television to 'Knob News'! The boys bash Buffy, recap The Simpsons, delve into Drew Carey, dance with Faxanadu, research Male Enhancement Devices, donate dicks and laugh like morons with Johnson Motors. Join in the fun with CYLON BINGO!

Rail against censorship with CYLON BINGO! Lets start things off with a sip of breast milk and plow right into Circumcision vs Vasectomy, slam Dire Straits and Huck Finn, defend Ricky Gervais and Dave Seville and stop a pair of dictators with oral pleasures.

Deleted audio from CYLON BINGO! Ep 23 A Glass of TWONK!

Toaster and Chips! A sister series to CYLON BINGO featuring material removed from prior episodes.

This episode is Thirsty Work! The boys discuss the future of smoothies, breakfast and live naughty entertainment. Also, a brief discussion on kinks and fetishes. So grab a glass of 'puice' and listen to CYLON BINGO!

Pat is questioned about his reality. Nathan tells a long version of his pre-Birthday home invasion / attack. Adam questions their sexuality.

Join in the reindeer games as past holidays are revisited, Pat is made fun of (constantly) and secrets are revealed. Also, a discussion of the film ratings system.

In EPISODE 20 the boys play Legal Eagles while discussing "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" and the legal definition of Prostitution in Canada. Join in the debate by downloading CYLON BINGO!

An episode with the original title “Worst. Episode. Ever.”, turns into something worth listening to! Who is the next Shia Laboeuf? Which Canadian actor has died? Which member of the cast has the best 'member'? Listen to EPISODE 19 and find out!

EPISODE 18 -- The Somber One! Listen as the 'cast discuss the ins and outs of Death! From Prison Rape, to Assisted Suicide, to Boy Scouts and Funerals, the boys can't get enough of the D stuff. Before you expire, kick back and listen to CYLON BINGO!

Sunrise to Sunset with CYLON BINGO! Adam and Nathan go it alone and rail against DST, and Nudist Beaches but reach out to Scott Pilgrim and James Cameron. When Pat is away the boys still play. Come listen!

Low and behold a new episode of CYLON BINGO! Episode 16: Parental Fornication -- where the cast share sexual beginnings, wonder where Pat's pimp legacy started and comb over the leftovers of a bad dating experience.

*Insert Scary Laugh Its a super-long spectacular as CYLON BINGO rolls out its Halloween Special. The cast goes French, question what is Canadian comedy, share stories of Trick or Treating, Masturbation in public, and high school drama's. You'll want 'More-al' of this Aural.

Episode 14: The cast revisits some childhood favourites and discovers they aren't all they were cracked up to be. Also, the Fans receive more of what they want as sex, tattoos and piercings are discussed. Join Adam, Nathan and Pat for continued hi-jinx with CYLON BINGO.

Guess who came back from the dead? CYLON BINGO has returned after a brief hiatus to rock you with even more depraved sexual acts. Join Adam, Nathan and Pat as they get back on the horse and discuss the pro's and con's of Circumcision. Its Aural Sex even Parents and Kids can enjoy!

YES! Cylon Bingo is back with a vengeance as Nathan rages against EVERYONE! Join Adam, Nathan and Pat as they discuss child-acting, careers we were destined for, and broad social trends. With a sprinkling of Canadian content! BEES!? BEADS!?

Cylon Bingo gets sexy with the latest episode! Whether its sex with the Joker, sexy dress-up at the FanExpo or finally succumbing to the temptations of robot women, we can't get enough of the horizontal mambo. Join us, Adam, Nathan and Pat for a sexy good time!

On a very special episode of CYLON BINGO -- We dive into the Aniston-Retard debate, discuss racism and 'hate-ism' in general. There is talk of wallets and sexual disease communicable via human feces. As usual, take it worth a grain of salt! Come play with Adam, Nathan and Pat!

We're back with a vengence! Adam, Nathan and Pat have to take up an issue with iTunes about Censorship. Also, they tackle sex-ed in Canada. Sit back and enjoy CYLON BINGO.

Yet another new episode of Cylon Bingo! Adam, Nathan and Pat are joined by Mike from B.C. for a series of pointless discussions. This week we deal with Porno, Star Wars and the X-files.

A brand new episode of Cylon Bingo! Adam and Nathan try to explain their feelings on Chris Nolans INCEPTION! SPOILERS! SPOILERS! SPOILERS!

Cylon Bingo is back with episode 6 entitled SECRET ORIGINS! Discover how Adam, Nathan and Pat met one another! Listen to the Pro's and Con's of Beastiality according to three people who have no experience in the matter.

Adam, Nathan and Pat settle in for a long one in Episode Five of Cylon Bingo. In this special episode Pat showcases his knack for humorous impressions, Nathan reveals his vision of Heaven and Adam has problems thinking Fourth Dimensionally.

Adam, Nathan and Pat settle in for a long chat bookended by new intro's and great music. FUTURAMA is back and is the focus for the whole discussion, also, we celebrate a birthday.