Dirty Folk

Harper and Max release a favorite Bonus Episode into the public feed! Max asks: a cartoon character from your childhood is secretly guilty of rape. Who did the dirty deed?

Harper sent Max a video of a woman shitting a double-ended dildo into another woman's gaping asshole. Why would she do something that?

What is the most embarrassing thing you could imagine falling out of your asshole? HarperTheFox hosts with a guest, the entrepreneurial maven herself, the Sloppy Drunken Donkey Witch Ho.

If your spouse eats more than six donuts in bed per week, do you have the right to cheat on them? And are they actually encouraging it?

What is the most homosexual flavor of ice cream? And why does Max get horny when he eats Rocky Road?

At what age do you just know that a human being is garbage? Is it wrong to deeply and in your soul hate a baby?

Do aliens probe for science, or to get off? This simple question leads into a rich discussion of ButtScience and FuckScience, and where they overlap.

Max Mooseman asks his wife, Harper the Fox, "Why did you send me a video of a man inflating his penis on a dirtbike tail pipe?"

Max Mooseman asks: Is it wrong to have sex with Scooby Doo if he asks you to? This one gets gnarly as he and Harper the Fox disagree, diving deep into the ethics of dog-fucking.

What popular sex act should be outlawed forever on pain of death? This might end Max Mooseman and Harper the Fox's relationship.

What would it take for you to HAPPILY let a beautiful woman shit in your mouth? Captain Save-a-Ho enters as a guest as Harper the Fox and Max Mooseman discuss.

Max, Harper, and a special guest passionately get to the bottom of the question: is opera good? Coming to you live-ish from a brand new and deeply sad location.

What is the worst thing that could crack inside your mouth? In this episode we learn that Harper doesn't know how to spit.

You have to eat an entire person. Do you choose someone lean, so it goes by faster, or do you choose someone fat, so it tastes better, but takes much longer?

HarperTheFox learns something new about her sexual proclivities and Max Mooseman has theories about the origins of that fucking nose.

Written by Max Mooseman and Mr. Computer. A Disney vacation turns foul when a man is seduced by a lovely woman with terrible, terrible plans.

This episode is a sweaty, gritty, eau-du-crackhead tale of lust. HarperTheFox reacts along with you to the sordid scenes.

What would have to go wrong in your life for you to be the woman at the bus stop getting fucked by a one-handed black man in an Animal t-shirt?

How much cancer would you give your beloved in order to avoid losing your pinky toe?

The episode in which we find out we were drug addicts. What are the scariest 2 drugs? Which one would you rather do for 2 months?

You have to legalize one sex crime that is currently illegal. What do you choose? Does it change your answer if you have to do it?

You must bang one of two people: an exact clone of your mom with a different mind, or a 10/10 sexy woman with the mind of your mom trapped inside. What do?

How many dicks do you have to suck before you are automatically and undeniably gay? Max Mooseman and HarperTheFox bring you the truth.

An eccentric billionaire has made you an offer. You get an exponential payoff for the biggest vegetable you can fit in your butt. You can only try one vegetable, and if you fail, you get nothing at all. What do you pick?

You've made the decision to sample human shit for sexual gratification, but you aren't into it. In the aftermath, is the rest of your life more like recovering from a car wreck, or losing a limb?

You're going down on a woman you are excited to bang. Suddenly & distinctly, a voice inside her pussy starts talking to you. What do you do?

Morgan Freeman has agreed to play the lead in a new rom com, only if his co-star is the disabled shock-comic "Donovan CrippDaddy."

A Chimp from the future has come to 2022 with an important mission, but in a terrible scuffle his asshole becomes fused to Johnny Depp's arm.

"Honest Abe" honestly loved fisting and midgets, and in the second half of our first two-parter we find our pre-presidential hero in New Orleans, looking for his next great night of fucking.

If Abraham Lincoln was into fisting and midgets, what would a memorable night of fucking look like? Max Mooseman and HarperTheFox dive in to his sordid early years and share the sexy and disturbing secrets.

You're fisting a woman. Your hand is deep in there when suddenly her pussy clamps down and won't let go. What do the next 24 hours look like? Max Mooseman and HarperTheFox discuss.

You have to use a box cutter to cut off a man's dick or balls. Which do you choose and why? Max Mooseman and HarperTheFox discuss.

It's the end of the longest day ever and once you're finally settled in bed, you rip a suspicious fart. On a 1-100% scale, how sure do you have to be that you pooped the bed to get up and do a serious check?