Dumbguzzler Adult Comedy Podcast

Here on a return episode of the Dumbguzzler podcast we dont really have an agenda so we just ramble a bit about all sorts of stuff. Including my trip to Los Angeles, Coors expired beer, Trump, Sanders, Cisgender and whatever the hell that is. As usual thanks for listening!!

There is a bunch in this episode, Lots of Jesus including Kenneth Copeland and Jesse Duplantis plane bullshit. Why Jesus doesn't want to be in 4k cuz he looks like Cumia.

Say you have a family tradition, and say it's a taco night with the main course being a dish made by someone native of that dishes country. And say down the road someone slips the "D" to your chick who carries out the tradition with the family without you but includes her new man.... Well this is what that voicemail sounds like.

In this episode we discuss George Lucas and the third head growing out of his neck. Psycho breakups. Kids Toys, And shitty movies.

We rambled for NYE. We talked the Anthony Cumia arrest, and the OFFICIAL Star Wars The Force Awakens Review.

I'm gonna have a few of these posting shortly. We had a bit of a disaster on the mighty Guzzle Ship so as diddy would say, the studio is closed!! But it's open again!! So here is what was missing and I will have some new episodes up this week as well. This episode starts with a hacky this day in history, then we cover our high school buddy that fell short of Walter White, The California Shooter, David Hasselhoff and some Kevin Smith.

It's been reported that Scott Weiland has been found dead on his tour bus in Minnesota just before he was set to perform. The band Scott Weiland & The Wildabouts were supposed to play the Media Ballroom this evening.

Here is a short solo podcast. When we recorded our Thanksgiving podcast, my co-host pulled the The Mike O'Meara show and played his poem ISIS. It's as dumb as teenage girls at a Bieber concert. His reaction was priceless, this was after the show and I hit record to catch a bit of it. I cover the poem in its entirety after and deliver a poem of my own.

Here is our Thanksgiving Chaturbate Podcast. I gotta say these are getting harder to do. And that's too bad. But it's not our fault the content is just bad. Some nights you get on and girl is shoving buicks in her rear other times they just sit and talk forever and lets be honest who wants that!!

Todays podcast covers a ton, The Syria Turkey thing. A stupid couple that kids put their baby in the oven. Mayhem Miller on real sports and how much it bums one of us that was a huge fan. Talk about police shooting kid 16 times. Charlie Sheen and the super HIV. How terrible Supergirl is.

Dumbguzzler Chaturbate Podcast. Vaginal Cupping AKA The Brain....

So Fierce!! Moschino Barbie with questionable kid, Ronda Rousey Mayweather Prediction, Josh Feuerstein is a Douche, Massive Head Tumor Lady

Dumbguzzler Podcast Trip to ER, Witness Vehicle Rollover, Jerking Off While Driving, Rousey vs Mayweather

Dumbguzzler planned on pulling back on the Chaturbate podcasts but then we get a gift like a midget. Is it the gift that keeps on giving or a let down. Anyway you cut it, it's gonna be offensive and probably stupid!!

First one back after a while. Just some bullshit nothing organized so don't get bored. We talk a little band drama, Hulk Hogan, Ben Stiller, Dana White and such.

Happy Friday!!! This is probably the best Chaturbate episode so far. I love doing these podcasts. This was disturbing and the riveting all at the same time. We watched a girl shove everything up her ass. No spoilers just listen. I hope you enjoy!!

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Here is the podcast for 6-13. We discuss a lot. A mall shooting was unfolding in our back yard leaving a young girl dead. We also discussed Joyce Mitchell and her plan to spring to convicts. And of course we discuss our racially challenged sweetheart Rachel Dolezal We talked about the war and how it's messed up people we know. We also discuss college rape and one of our hosts realizes he was once raped.

The Chaturbate podcast has become my favorite podcast we do. While I still love our regular show the rolling the dice of what kind of mess will be in your face is amazing. Sure sometimes it moves kinda slow. But when it picks up it's a load of laughs. Like in this episode. Where we got banned from a room for some comments to 700+ Lbs of Lesbians. (2 Lesbians)

Enjoy!!

Here is part 2 of our podcast from last weekend. Sorry I was so late on this one. I have the Chaturbate podcast to upload yet as well. This one is interesting as we discuss Transgender and Transabled and one of us thinks is a mental disability. We also look at the psycho Russian Crane Climbers and the New York base jumpers.

The 6-4 podcast we talk all kinds of stuff. This is part 1 of 2 for the podcast. We go into detail about the US flying over China's man made islands, Cedar Rapids Iowa's stupid spending, super sleazy government. Trying to turn a crappy rail[audio mp3="http://dumbguzzler.cobaby contland and blowing shit on a ceiling. /audio]road town into a hipster cyclist baby Portland and blowing shit on a ceiling.

The usual bag of fun on this podcast. We cover a bunch of stuff, a lady that got a grill brush bristle stuck in her intestine, Kaitlyn Bristowe the super sexy bachelorette girl is pregnant and maybe from during the show. A high school lit teacher resigns after reading a homoerotic poem called My Master in class. We discuss that entirely.

No Chaturbate podcast this week, we tried but it was lame this week.

So we checked out Chaturbate on this episode. This is probably going to be a regular occurrence. Honestly, it was damn terrifying, then incredible then quickly back to terrifying again. Hold out for the last 20 minutes or so. It gets interesting.

We also pick out the Chaturbate Chick Of The Day. While it was a close race between Wildwife4u and Hoovesandbells ultimately it had to go to Wildwife4u for just being damn old. Did we make the right pick? Check it out at dumbguzzler.com

The first dumbguzzler live event on youtube. Here is the audio. It was a lot of fun. Looking forward to more live streams.!!

Some politics followed by some adult chatroulette. It's a good time, you should listen.

This is part one of the 12 26 podcast. We discuss drugs, Dustin Diamond, and how jacked the school systems are.

This is the second half of the last podcast. And probably the better content. This features out new podcast life mate and his unemployment journey. We talk about telemarketers from India, selling time shares, one of us loves Columbo and Scott Stapps journey to an empty mind.

Tupac and Bin Laden, 9-11 Theories, Penguin Seal Sex

12-7 Podcast Some Ferguson talk, Weird Sex, Strange News

Tonight we try our hand at Chat Roulette, Paltalk and a few other platforms of video chatting. Take a listen to the audio, its a dandy.

Dumbguzzler Podcast for July 5th 2014 Tonight covering Anthony Cumia Firing, Jonah Hill Apology, Iowa Flooding.

Podcast for 3-19

First podcast back in a long time. I think we’re gonna be on a schedule so start tuning it. If we can string a couple of these together we will totally be stars I can feel it.

So this was the first Mic 2 in studio Chaturbate podcast for a while. This went really long so I broke it into parts. Here in part one we found a fella that had maybe a 12-14" Penis, a fell that cut a hole in a box and stuck his dick through it. We saw a like 4 chicks all sucking each others feet. Mic 2 loves that...

DumbGuzzler Podcast #SOTU #Pelosi National Anthems #Caucus #Bernie #Titties 02/05/2020
In this DumbGuzzler Podcast we watched the State of the Union address, Pelosi is a maniac and Mic 2 wants to play with her tits. We watched as the Republicans had to stand up every 2 seconds to applaud everything that Trump said. The Dems sat there with disgust on their face and would only stand if Pelosi directed them to.
We also listened to some terrible national anthem performances at ball games. All in all it was a good hang.

DumbGuzzler podcast. Since Mic2 can never get into the studio we used the new board to do a call in. He was a little drunk so we went to #Chaturbate and he got really excited over a woman pissing in a chicken bucket.

This is a father daughter #Chaturbate podcast. So as stated, before you creeps get bent, she's an adult. If she wants to see fat lonely men whittle their peckers it's her God Given Right as an American! That being said, we found a German in a gimp outfit. He whapped his nuts. It made us giggle.

On this edition of the DumbGuzzler Podcast we talk all kinds of stuff. This is part 2 of our return podcast. We talk about Storming Area 51, Bob Lazar, some chicks riding the edge of their biscuit showing some short hairs in try on hauls. Disney changing all the casting for different races. And MA22 Ma Deuce Deuce A group of Jersey Shore Veterans & Supporters working to reduce Veteran Suicides. Come hang with us, love your faces.

Here's another fantastic episode of the Dumbguzzler Podcast. We discuss all kinds of things from fat fetishes, to one of our fans tracking down some incredible BBQ sauce for us, to Mic 2's inability to pilot a motorcycle in his advanced years. Love you bye....

Because I always post these later than hell anymore here is one from about a month ago. I'm catching up, quite your griping. We did hacky this day in history, talked about the YouTube (Machelle Hackney) abusing her kids for videos. Hot teachers banging students, ugly teachers banging students. We also talked lady boys on YouTube.

Glug Glug! This was actually recorded a while back. Because of my intense schedule being an entrepreneur, world traveler, committed lover to all 3 of my side chicks and my main broad... Time has been limited. You understand.
This is a great Chaturbate episode that was so good we needed to make a ringtone out of a section.

Today on the podcast we kinda ramble cuz it's been a bit. But Mic 2 took a cruise, mic 1 hung out at the Namm Show with some pretty cool people. And Mic 2 discusses his new fetish with Japanese Hospital Curtain porn.

So, all you really need to know is Mic 2 cries at the end. He was legit crying over fucking ziplock bags. It was the most fantastic thing every. He may be a bit soft. We also discussed dishwasher installs, CTE with Everson Griffin, Giant Injun. The normal…. Miss you, Love you, Bye….

Here's another fantastic effort from Dumbguzzler. This time we talk about Mic 1 crash with the Manure truck, Mic 2 and his reoccurring Flash Gordon sex dream with Ming the Merciless, tranny parts. The normal idiotizms.

Here is our first chaturbate episode in a long time. It's was what it always is. And as usual Mic 2 is looking for the most disgusting things possible. So we find a fat woman and her Louie CK lookin boyfriend and pump em token to do silliness. Then she popped herself. He's odd.

In this first episode back in a long long time we discuss why I was out. I had to have a Urethroplasty and I discuss the process, the recovery and projected outcome. We also find YouTube sensation Rudy Ray, and some Terrible YouTube cover songs.

We talk about various disgusting chain restaurants, Buffalo Wild Wings Fucks Me Again, Mic 2 has a huge problem with soup. We talk about Terry Crews sexual assault and we get some Chaturbate in there.

Here on the DumbGuzzler podcast we talked the Corey Feldmen Sex Allegations, Terry Cruz approving his face on fan's credit card, the Roy Holladay Crash Footage on TMZ and nobody helping, and the most wrecked Butt-Hole Ever on Chaturbate and Santa....

On this episode of the DumbGuzzler Podcast we discuss our hate mail, divorce, the presumed EMP that was supposed to hit on November 4th and we go to Match.com to build mic 2 a profile.

This podcast we watch a video of a woman who had a labiaplasty and kept the removed pieces to make a necklace out of it. Fatty talks about his sleep study and cpap stuff. Mic 2 dreams of sucking his own dick.

Dumbguzzler podcast, we talk about Mayweather McGregor fight, wildfires all over, Hurricanes, Health Issues, Old People, B-Bops Burgers and Krispy Kreme donuts.

On today's edition of the dumbguzzler podcast we talk all kinds of stuff. Convicted Teacher Mary Beth Haglin turning to porn and it's terrible. We discuss while watching her try to blow a guy that can't get it up. We discuss my new neighbors and they're meth looking habits. We also discuss McGregor Mayweather match. Love your faces!

On this weeks Dumbguzzler podcast we have a couple guys in, more musicians and we discuss the worst bands we've opened for. Doves hit by a truck at a funeral. And Super Hero Exorcist Bob Larson. #chaturbate

On today's episode of the Dumbguzzler podcast have special guests Johnny Rico and Black Mic in studio. Johnny Rico is a master tattoo artist and Black Mic isn't black. We discuss #Penis Head Tattoo's and nasty tattoo stories. Christina El Moussa weird nipple pictures. Everyone in studio is a musician so we discuss cover bands vs original bands.

This episode of the #chaturbate podcast we ran the list of regulars. From super sexy #evagomez to disgusting dick cheese of Santa, to a new show favorite #naughtynatali who seemed to forcibly rape herself on camera. Upside, we made a Czech cam girl say "Moose and Squirrel"

This podcast we discuss The Walking Dead Negan T-Shirt being pulled from shelves because of the Eeny Meeny Miny Moe phrase and apparent racial implication. We discuss Mic 2's dad in Vietnam with hookers. We tried to discuss war and military and realized we're dumb. We talked my Dad trying to get me to enlist and joining the band. Gwyneth Paltrow discusses anal sex. NFL Rule Changes, Kansas City Chiefs Suck. Plus a cam whore talks about being a cam whore.

We had a buddy over for this episode, so this is poor mic technique day. That being said we found some freak shows. In this episode, we talked taxes with a gentlemen pleasuring himself, tried to get an old man to flash one cheek, along with several other entertaining characters.

On today's DumbGuzzler podcast we disucss Kellyanne Conway and her Glamour Shots pictures as well as her claim of microwave ovens watching us. Mic 1 discusses his enjoyment for stand-up and his take on Jim Norton's and Joe Rogan's Netflix specials and Mic 2 says it's shit cuz.... Mic 2... We talk about Alex Jones calling out Alec Baldwin to fight for 1 Million donated to charity. Finally we talked about the Shia Labeouf flag incident with the internet tracking down the flag.

With our location compromised by our east coast listeners. Maybe far east if you follow our stats, the Dumbguzzler Team was forced to relocate!

This episode we say goodbye to a dear friend. The Chaturbate Podcast. #chaturbatepodcast It's started out as our Part 2 podcast a couple years ago and it unfortunately has run its course. We've found we have seen it all, yet not finding what we want to see. Mic 2 can only look at so much obese man ass and ask for hot chicks to be removed from the screen before its time to recognize it's time to put it down. I'm working on cutting best of's and hope to start to trickle them in here and there. But until then, there's a few laughs in this one. Thanks for listening to the Dumbguzzler Chaturbate Podcast.

This episode we discuss weight loss using the Ketogenic Diet, Mic2 and he dying dog, Mary Fletcher sleeps with 3 members of the Mount Shasta High School Football Team, and Phil William Investigative Report, breaks a case of a local Tennessee cop Masturbating for a gas station attendant!!!!!!!!!

Look, this podcast is really taking a dump. This time we could hardly find anything entertaining until Mic 2 starts to drive and decides to tip a massive man to show his asshole. These are desperate times people we've made it to the point tragic Santa is boring.

This weeks Dumbguzzler podcast includes watching some worldstar videos, Man nearly gets hit by lightning, Lady Gaga and the superbowl.

Here is our #chaturbate podcast for the week. We drool over #xoAmyValentine, find some terrible messes and go back to #xoAmyValentine as a safe place. We also find a giggly chubby girl that likes to fart.

In our first posted episode back from out break we disucss the Cash Me Outside HowBow Dah girl that seems to arouse Dr Phil, Jor Rogan vs a Brazilian Jujitsu Instructor that likes just say no, and finally the phenomenon known as ASMR on youtube.

In an episode sure to not disappoint, we reconnect with the Santa Clause of Chaturbate.com where he discussed the aroma difference between his asshole and dick cheese and is more than willing to sample both. After Santa leaves we assume the podcast is over cuz how do you top that, only to find a dude jamming a dumb dumb sucker in his ass then his mouth, then his ass, then his mouth.

On this episode of the mighty Dumbguzzler Podcast, I force mic 2 to watch an episode of My 600 Lb Life. As usual he draws comparisons to me.. Cuz I'm fat. Mic 2 gets increasingly annoyed the more Sean whines.

Today on the Dumbguzzler Podcast we have a special guest on mic three. We discuss Trump, Pimps and Ho's, Living in bad neighborhoods, oodles of gay sex, and Milwaukee. The Chris Angel, Twisted Sister Dee Snider cancer ballad. And can you jet dry a glass dildo?

Here is another spectacular riveting episode of the dumbguzzler chaturbate podcast. It's some of the usual suspects, and many new ones. Check it out!

We're back with another episode of the Dumbguzzler.com podcast. This episode we discuss the freeloader in my house, being the best mechanic in the world, and my failed trip to a bed and breakfast, od'ing on cialis.

This weeks Chaturbate episode took place on Memorial day. What better way to remember our troops than when a bunch of horny bastards on cam. We did find a German fella we tipped until he started having his blow up doll blow him. We found a couple of funnies but it was largely a sausagefest. To the point that we even got bored. But it's edited down for better consumption.

What up, this Memorial Day podcast we discuss what we're going to do with our names, the stupid kid in the gorilla pit at the Cincinnati Zoo and the quality parenting that allows that sort of thing to happen. We get sucked into a clickbait story. We talk the new Adam Sandler flick The Do Over, and we find a list of actresses over 40 to discuss which ones were hot.

Give it a listen, rate us and comment.

What up baters, this weeks edition of the chaturbate podcast we find a woman half naked in a workshop, routing a hole for a new sink in a countertop. Several fatties, a man inserted an electrical cord into his urethra, and an old perverted santa clause chucking about pulling his prick. All it all it was a swell day on Chaturbate!

Today’s Dumbguzzler podcast, we discuss a man in Chile trying to commit suicide by jumping in a lion den, stripping his clothes off and feeding himself to the lions. Bear riding bicycle decides to eat a monkey on a bicycle. Anaheim, Disney and how messed up that area is. And China selling human flesh canned to Africa.

On this weeks episode of the chaturbate podcast all is kind of quite and uneventful. I had a sub in for mic 2 so hearing his reaction to 500lb women pounding themselves was entertaining. I find myself getting more and more infuriated with chicks that wear stupid ears on their head and the stupid ohmibod vaginal tazing and the dumb bastards that think it's really getting chicks off. But check it out and have a giggle. As always we'll do better next time.

On the Dumbguzzler Podcast our trusty funny fella on mic 2 is out on a road trip so I pull one of my former band mates to fill in. Fresh off a terrible surgery with pins sticking out of his feet we discuss that in detail. We also run through watching horror movies what scared us and some of our favorites. We also toss some politics in the mix. We discuss some of us now ironically both playing in country bands as neither of us are country musicians. Give a listen and be our pal!

Welcome to the Chaturbate Podcast! This is where 2 simple minded sheltered adults visit chaturbate.com to see what kind of scary, confusing, interesting people we can find. This episode we find a lady getting pounded in the side of the head with a dildo on a piston until it breaks and she defeatedly attempts to repair. A fella jamming a chopstick in his wee hole, and another fella with a gigantic yam bag and foreskin that extends several inches passed the end of his ruined wiener.

What up! We're back in action... Again.... In this weeks podcast we discuss my experience playing in a country band and some of the music I had to learn. Trigglypuff and the Social Justice Warriors idiots. The passing of Prince as well as many many many other things. Love you.. XOXO and shit....

This podcast is about my trip to the Minneapolis/St Paul area (Twin Cities) for a funeral and having to stop at an #Applebees for dinner. I discuss how terrible the food was as well as the extreme body odor service we had. I also discuss how this chain stays alive when they're known for being this terrible. I also discuss #Shocktop Beer and how damn amazing that stuff is. It's now my favorite beer of all time and I'm making a formal request for Shocktop to make Dumbguzzler the official podcast of their product.
Also covered is a clip of Anti Trump protester from Chicago and a St Paul black lives matter activist discussing with Megyn Kelly and Herman Cain their reason for protesting Trump. Fox does a great job of pointing out to the protesters that they have no clue what they're talking about and Herman Cain lets them have it about fighting for something they don't understand.
On a side note I also discuss Tomi Lahren who is taking the political side of the internet by storm. She's attracting a lot of attention because.... Well.... Cuz she's damn hot. And then you find out she's smart too.

Here on the Chaturbate podcast we find a bit of everything. Lots of leather accessories, retired women masturbating, extremely large women. Lots of dudes. We saw a guy put on his girls yoga pants and do dead lifts... What else do you want?

This Podcast we say goodbye to Toronto Mayor Rob Ford. We discussed my disaster of my 2010 Ford Expedition and the dealer telling me this model should have been never made. We talk Chumlee and his charges. We discuss Steve Harvey and Little Big Shots. In the end we discussed Ronald Reagan.

Here is a podcast we did talking about Herbalife, IT Works, Thrive and several other multi-level marketing scams. We discuss how nobody really makes any money with them and how many lose a lot of money. How their leach reps approach with a "Business Opportunity" yet they require buy in, long term commitment and generally minimum purchase per month.

Herbalife is a scam. IT Works is a scam.

One of us also enjoys masturbation for long periods of time while looking at himself in the mirror.