DVD podBLAST 2011 | Archive

BENDED!

It's the dawn of a new day. No, not the movie. The movie sucks. HARD. Just like all the rest. No, this is the first ever Streaming BLAST! So fire up the Netflix (or whatever), and follow along as we watch this mess come flyin' in over the internets.

Happy Halloween 'Phemers! Enjoy the gore! Also enjoy all the gross special effects in the movie!

So... who are the real schmucks? The idiots that these horrible people invite to a dinner in order to make fun of them? Or the idiots that sat through the whole movie?

Not a poorly reviewed movie, overall. In fact, in the days leading up to the BLAST, it was suggested that someone may be interested in actually defending it. No. Do you care about the baby-crazy psycho scientist with mommy issues, or the other scientist who seems almost normal, but turns out to be REALLY crazy? We BLAST this in the name of all that is good and true in this world. You are welcome.

Aliens have invaded! And they need brains! This could have been the best ID4/Matrix/War of the Worlds/FaceOff/Terminator mash-up ever. If only it had been good. Even a little bit. Almost everyone dies, which you can mark in the "win" column

Some BLASTs are endurance races, some are short and terrible, this one is a terrible endurance race. Luckily, the BLAST Kittens took care of the bulk of the nonsense. 2011 Kittens: Shannon Muchow Lisa K. Wyatt Deidre Moore Retta Putignano Laura Smith

Bad 3D, plot holes, and racist Pegusii. Re-hash of the Titans.

FINALLY!  Here it is... Howard the Duck.  It couldn't escape its destiny forever. Special Guest!  BLASTphemer David G. Also: higher quality audio (bigger file, too)

Aaaaand... we're back. Hope you enjoy it.