House Party

Ubers, hold music, fireworks, and Hootie & the Blowfish.

Crocker and Brad talk Ubers and abusers.

Hamish almost dies in Bali, and Brad follows his feelings to Amsterdam. Just happy to be back really...

If you crash into someone, leave a note, don't be a dick....

Fender benders, shoplifters, and FISH!

Brad gets a neighbor complaint, a property manager walks in on a naked house painter, and Crocker defends 'Crocs' (pun not intended)

Jesse is back with us (he never left, still sleeping on the floor of the podcast studio), little people, hoarding, April Fools, and bears doing cocaine,

Brad turned up 5 hours late, and pissed as shit... Wouldn't blame ya if you skipped this one...

Floods, ignorance, and nudist beaches.

GUEST: Our friend Vik Thunder found herself stranded in NZ, so we got her to tell us a few of her 'people' stories from the other side of the world.

Bit of Xmas backchat and our "will I get judged for playing this?" road trip bangers.

Brad is DONE with Ham on Christmas, as we talk about our summer situations.

Just your typical Christmas themed shenanigans. #MerryChristmas

You won't predict what happened even if you tried... #HaveAGreatWeekend

Cheeky little forced hiatus, but both of us are back in the studio, ready for some banter!

Our listener, we are sorry for our sins with all our hearts. In choosing to do wrong and failing to do good, we have sinned against you whom we should love above all things. We firmly intend, with your help, to do penance, to sin more, and do whatever leads me to sin.

Remember to always play the bangers, creeps out there be creepin' in the strangest places, Brad tries his hand at stand up and admits he steals from honesty boxes (jokes!), horrible stag dos, and 'better living'. Shout outs: Rudi's Lager, Good Dog Bad Dog, and Martha's Backyard.

...and we are back! Never go too hard on day one of the festie, kale sucks, take the seal off dip, and Brad's chocolate obsession.

Our good friend Charlie joins us for some absolute shit yarns. The title says it all...

Returning fresh produce, past cleaners who are ready to burn, and stalkers that are too close to home.

What you do if a tenant dies in your apartment, if the toilet you're in doesn't have a brush, or if your mates have a problem with subtitles.

Discovering weed plantations on properties, what you should and shouldn't do, breaking into the Zoo,  and dying in your driveway... literally.

Mates mate has a hell of a bender after a big win at the casseey! Plus playing professional sport on acid, gords, and woodstock bourbs and coke 

With have our friend Jono join us this week as we dip into pornography, homosexuality, and menstrual cups in mugs. 

Have you ever exchanged sexual favours for bond or rent? It's surprisingly more common than you think...

All of your cleaner stories that came through, perineum tanning, toilet brushs, vacuums that suck, plus other weird chat.  

We're back in the studio and Brad got assaulted by a pair of thighs on the plane ride home. Also, a first where we talk from the Property Manager's point of view.

Brad is in Christchurch, Hamish is in Auckland: Yes, we should have given Brad a proper microphone so he didn't have to record it through his phone, but we did it anyway.

Neighbors from hell, Mi-Goreng life hacks, & bread crusts.

Brad cooked the goose, but he made it just in time despite the beginning. Let's be honest, this week is just a bunch of lad chat....

Our debut guest Kate, Brad's multiple-time housemate, spills the sauce on what it's like to live with him, plus we share you're Uber stories that have filtered in from last week. Let the sizzle commence!!

We've all had that housemate who eats your food right? It's name and shame time! This week is all food, ubers, messed up orders, and some booty to wrap it all up with a nice bow. Big T also returns trying to steal a Street sweeper....

I've just finished a 10-hour shift, you probably don't even read this blurb anyway so fuck it, listen, and trust it's good. Thank Christ it's a day off tomorrow... 

**Check out the first two episodes of the series so you are up to date with Scott, the niece & the aunty. **  This week: Scott is back, and they know about the podcast, outrageous parties with stupidly high communal punch alcohol levels, people servicing themselves on other people's couches, taking advantage of a housemate's peanut allergies, and our gripes. 

Brad nearly dies, stitch-ups with mates, ghosts in your bathroom, and god damn smoke detectors and their low battery beeps! Also, we never did find the cat poop...

You know how  the walk of shame is probably one of the worst things around?  Well we heard from some lockdown love that ended up in way worse than your typical. Seriously bad!! This week we go to the deep south and hear some of the absolute shit show that Dunedin flats can provide!  We have a little vent about our weekly gripe and some shenanigans that ended up at the cesspit that is HQ!  Ohhhh, we can't forget the phantom pooer...how is that even a thing!? Turns out it is. Happy Friday.

Oi, how extremely frustrating is it to get an internet connection at your new house, am I right? A collection of smoke and flame stories, shitty property managers and their anal-retentive inspections, Crocker getting a little too competitive at his flat, Brad suffering from a bit of brain fog, and more. God damn, we are gonna need a beer STAT!

You know when your housemates clog the shower drain with all their combined dismembered hair follicles, and you have to fish it out so you don't have to stand in a kiddie pool 'waste' deep? Moving house, demolishing houses, loud eaters, housemates on drugs, and more.

Protip: If you didn't already know, this week's episode title is a quick-fire shortcut in your browser to zap your browsing history into nothingness at lightspeed... You're welcome. This week there are top sheets, a coked-up sex-fest, locking yourself out naked, a rookie who got into strife for not deleting his browsing history, potentially the creepiest housemate we've come across, and heaps of other shit we can't remember right now. Oh and of course 'Lockdown Love' and our 'Gripe of the Week'.

Coming to you live this week from the new 'Allhouse HQ', head to allhouse.co.nz for all your human and housing needs.

This week explores people nesting with their parents past their use-by date, seriously yuck habits of past housemates, a neighborly threesome, Brad's culinary addiction as well as Crocker's childhood job as a projectionist, acceptable refrigerator etiquette, and of course the return of 'Lockdown Love'

Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, lots to get through in a short amount of time. Let's dive in, shall we?

This week it's all about people up in your personal space, whether it's housemates or random guests. How do you deal with people monopolizing your shared space?

Brad & Crocker delve into a few 'Lockdown Love' situations, Crocker apologizes to one of his past housemates, and Brad investigates a Whangamata switch play.

Was there a bodybuilder in a dress with a pink wig? Pretty sure that happened.

Grab a tin and jump in.

This week is an ode to our beloved house pets. Some weird yarns about what our animals get up to while we are there and when we are away. Brad gets into the 'Sniff Test' and those times you wish you really hadn't, and there's the classic stand-off on the position the toilet seat should be left in, in this week's gripe.

Settle in, grab a tin, and hit play.

Last week Brad got the spicy cough that is Covid-19. He shares his experience and we delve into the responsibilities around Covid-19 and your housemates.

We share a listener's story of how they accidentally took on a recovering addict as a housemate during lockdown and the rabbit hole that lead them down.

This week's gripe is when your housemates rax your belongings, and Hamish admits that he most definitely has crossed the line with this one.

Grab a tin, let's roll.

This week, the WORST possible situation after losing your keys. One of our listeners Sophia recounts a very strange and 'shitty' situation with her housemate after his big night out.

Plus the 'Gripe' of the week when someone puts back that next to nothing thing of chips, crackers, or milk, with almost zero content left to muster.

As always hit us up with your stories on the Instagram page @houseparty.podcast

Let the good times roll. #Peace

This week we resolve the trifecta story of Scott, his housemate/fling Jess, and Jess's aunty with a twist even we didn't see coming.

Also the time Brad hosted the most outrageous costume party when Tiger King was the biggest show on the planet inclusive of some crazy trips, flips, and homeless 60-year-old gatecrashers. Who would have thought Carol Baskin would end up in A&E?

Plus some weekly gripes from you, the listeners, that definitely got under our skin.

Grab a cold tin, let's get in. 

In this episode, we discover what can only be called the unicorn of what not to do when hooking up with flatmates. 

We hear a true story on how you can make your life very difficult when you flat with the opposite sex…cue in a lockdown and add an unsuspecting family member into the mix….and we have a banger of a yarn.

Grab your headphones, connect your Bluetooth and strap in for a few truly laugh-out-loud moments.

Welcome to the HouseParty!