Pre Drinks

WE'RE ONNNN WITH FELIX VON HOFE. Absolute chaos in the studio today. Former pro basketballer and bachelor (with a biggest f*ckboy edit of all time) is here to talk mayhem for an hour. We basically skip 10 of our normal segments because we're so excited to get into the good stuff (stick with us after the first 5 mins though... it gets really good). Felix tells us about his life at college in America and it sounds exactly like it happens on American Pie. We're talking chugging kegs, guns, cheating on maths tests using ear pieces and SO MUCH MORE. We also chat about basketball, celebrities and whether or not the edit was accurate on his season of the Bachelor. This episode is fast and loose, just like the 3 of us. Got any stories? DM us: @drinkbaejuice Find us: drinkbaejuice.com

Buckle up, this one in saucier than most. We're actually not sure who, why or how we got to this point. All we know is that Liam thinks it is okay for you to sleep with your third cousins. We've piffed the Sexyland reviews for some horny goat weed and Ba-a-a-a, it's good. Producer Mon brings a Grim or Great story that Liam describes as "the most f*cked thing I've ever heard in my entire life". We bring a new segment to the table called 'we love the internet' and it's basically exactly what it sounds like. We finish off a movie based Cop or Piff and somehow the cousin thing comes up... again. Got any stories? DM us: @drinkbaejuice Find us: drinkbaejuice.com

WILLLLY T IN THE STUDIO TODAY!!! We've got the best forward for the Wattle Park Animals for a hell time. Will gives to every single one of our segments, starting with the time Scomo shat his pants at Endgadine Maccas. He then tells an all time Grim or Great story involving a homeless man, a cricket club celebration, an open palm and a bin. As per usual, we play our favourite game 'This or That'. Would Will rather sleep with his celebrity crush or have his AFL team win the flag? You'll find out. In a quality game of Cop or Piff, we make Will rank his top 8 AFL teams for 2024 (does Carlton make it???). Got any stories? DM us: @drinkbaejuice Find us: drinkbaejuice.com

Boy oh boy, you're in for an unhinged one today. The boys share their STOS idea (Steal, Tie, Oil, Slap) in their vendetta against all bald men. During our (much loved) Sexyland reviews, we collectively find out what a splade is. Somehow, the conversation turns to Liam having one up his a*se. In true Easter spirit, we go through Tim's top 5 easter eggs. That was too wholesome so then the boys work through some of the most crook This or That's so far. It's gross and it's chaotic and we wouldn't want to give you anything else. Got any stories? DM us: @drinkbaejuice Find us: drinkbaejuice.com

We've got a new mate in the studio!!!! Our new videographer joins us in the studio and bloody hell, he doesn't disappoint. The boys won't stop going to Sexyland so the Complaints Hotline involves chat about pocket pussies and pipe dream extremes. Liam tells us a f*cked Grim or Great story that starts a very fun game; what are the odds? (Spoiler: Tim may or may not be getting a new piercing). We finish off the episode asking Willem who he would rather pash. Liam's Grandma gets involved in the chat somehow so Patty, we're sorry. Got any stories? DM us: @drinkbaejuice Find us: drinkbaejuice.com

Okay I know we've said it before but this time it's serious... this might be our last episode. This is 50 minutes of drunk founders chatting absolute nonsense (good, entertaining nonsense). Tim absolutely loses it over one of the complaints hotline reviews about nipple clamps and lets us all know very confidently that yes, he would use sex toys. Liam lets us in on Australia's top 5 favourite s*x positions (his is missionary, obviously) and Tim tells us the story of the time he got so drunk he lost his mates $4000 bike going head over biscuit into a pole. We finish off with a new segment; Bring it Back or F*ck Off. If you don't like Ready, Steady Cook, get out of here. Got any stories? DM us: @drinkbaejuice Find us: drinkbaejuice.com

Boy oh boy we've got a lot in store for you guys today. We start off strong with some absolutely cooked reviews about a pair of soft, silicon feet from Amazon (and before you ask, yes, we are buying a pair). Tim tells us about that time he pissed in someone's suitcase on his schoolies trip for revenge and it seriously did not work out the way he thought it would. Liam rates his top 5 shapes flavours and if BBQ isn't your number one, you can f*** off. The boys chat about that time they were in Forbes, a breaking news story involving someone shoving something insane up their a*se AND we work through some of the hardest This or That questions so far. Got any stories? DM us: @drinkbaejuice Find us: drinkbaejuice.com

Jeez we've got some good vibes going this week!!!! We start off with a random call from our real estate agent telling us we got our brand new studio! Should we invite you guys over for a rooftop party? Liam got a fake tan and does Pilates and none of us are sure what to make of it. Tim tells us a story about the time he took out a bike rider with his car door and we drop one of the biggest news stories (again!!!!). We finish off with some white lies our parents told us and went through some absolutely ripper semis (Liam is very explicit about how good these make him feel). Got any stories? DM us: @drinkbaejuice Find us: drinkbaejuice.com

Jeez there is a bit on today. Liam reckons Travis Kelce sucks and we're pretty sure the entire world agrees. We work through our Florida man birthdays and if you're into stories about penises and pickles, you're in the right place. The boys discuss some of the most heinous This or That's and they decide that Liam should apply for Love Island (he'd definitely be the guy that would strike out though). Also... you get the tattoo update you've all been waiting for. Got any stories? DM us: @drinkbaejuice Find us: drinkbaejuice.com

Welcome back to Pre Drinks! Ever wanted to book Maccas for your birthday party? Well, you can't. The boys keep the traditions going on and going strong today with a few prank calls (shoutout to Ryan for his fantastic customer service). Tim absolutely rips through the CEO of one particular run club and Liam reckons he'd kill one of his siblings to up his inheritance. We work through some wild Tinder reviews and reckon people take dating apps way too seriously. Then, we go through some ripper This or That questions that would result in Liam having no eyebrows and constant hiccups. Find out if Tim is actually getting Liams face tattooed on his leg (anything for the pod). Got any stories? DM us: @drinkbaejuice Find us: drinkbaejuice.com

Is there anything in life that makes you go: yeeeesssssssss?! Liam got an apple watch and thinks he is better than everyone. We cover the greatest complaints hotline and Tim CANNOT BELIEVE people actually put their full names and faces to these negative reviews. Liam talks about stealing money from his Mum (sorry Lisa) and we introduce a new segment! Ever wondered what gives us a semi? Don't worry, we'll tell ya. Got any stories? DM us: @drinkbaejuice Find us: drinkbaejuice.com

Today we're asking ourselves; have we finally gone too far? Liam is thankful for the junkies who stole his wallet because he needed a new one anyway. Tim is pissed off with the old people who didn't share their meals at the Chinese restaurant he went to over the weekend. We discuss how you really know if you're at kick ons and then Tim reads us the first Grim or Great story that leaves us genuinely SPEECHLESS. Tim tells us about that time the boys did LSD and he lost (or threw) his keys into the ocean. Also, if you send us 10 icks Tim is going to get a tattoo of Liam's face on his c***. Got any stories? DM us: @drinkbaejuice Find us: drinkbaejuice.com

The theme of today: breaking BIG news stories. Tim vows not to vape (and surprise, vapes later that day). Liam shares an anonymous review that never made it to the Dan Murphy's website and honestly, we're pissed off about it. We struggle to decide whether we condone childhood stealing after the Great or Grim story and Liam quizzes Tim about his love languages. Tim also tells us an insane celebrity story that could end up on the Daily Mail or put us in prison. Got any stories? DM us: @drinkbaejuice Find us: drinkbaejuice.com

Big episode where Liam makes a big, BIG promise! Tim is on a health kick and absolutely hates it. Then, we cancel yearly wraps because they suck and no one wants to see photos you already posted. Producer Mon tells a full on Great or Grim story and Tim accidentally outs himself AGAIN in a story about sneaking a girl home. We go through some really specific icks (if you still have medals from your under 12's basketball grand final, we're looking at you) and Liam makes a huge promise involving hair dye and a box of Bae. Got any stories? DM us: @drinkbaejuice Find us: drinkbaejuice.com

Another episode of absolute mayhem today. We've got a new Producer and Liam is absolutely roasting Lucy for it. The boys are horrified to learn people actually review their local Maccas AND order hot chocolates. The phone is ringing off the hook today too. Dim chimes in to set the kebab story straight, Liam's sister tells him he's an idiot for getting scammed at Mecca and *anonymous* tells a story about their biggest ick involving RACV. Tim also shares the story of how he was asked to leave school (expelled) for stealing north face jackets and getting drunk in a foreign country on a school trip. Got any stories? DM us: @drinkbaejuice Find us: drinkbaejuice.com

Welcome back to the Pre Drinks podcast! Boy oh boy. As always, there’s a bit to get through today.  Tim copped the wrath of some scary teachers letting their hair down at their end of year celebrations, Liam has some thoughts on wine connoisseurs, we discuss our Maccas orders and Phil thinks the show’s not all that funny. So Tim asked the rest of you what you think and of course Phil is bloody wrong. Plus, we look at some of our best and worst road rage moments, including Liam somehow ending up with a pedestrian’s takeaway. (Don’t try any of this at home though). Got any stories? DM us: @drinkbaejuice Find us: drinkbaejuice.com

Boy oh boy do we have some grim stories and some brilliant triumphs for you today. From Tim’s car salesman moment – on a sunrise dabble, no less – to a pretty shitty work situation, episode four is bringing a bit of everything. Plus, the boys read an email from their less than savoury Wicked Van hire way back when and they ask, where do you go on a first date and what do you eat?  Got any stories? DM us: @drinkbaejuice Find us: drinkbaejuice.com

Nathan and Khlo have a few issues with Bae Juice, and the boys have an even bigger issue with someone who doesn’t understand how to have fun. Two listeners share particularly grim stories from their nights out, plus Tim shares a story that definitely didn’t happen in his own house and serves as a reminder for how not to attempt being discreet when sneaking a one night stand into your parents’ house.  And a content warning: while the boys are mostly here to give you a laugh, toward the end of the episode, Liam and Tim share a serious story about interfering with an attempted assault. Got any stories? DM us: @drinkbaejuice Find us: drinkbaejuice.com

There's a bit going on today: in Episode 2 of Pre Drinks, the boys discuss Boy George and Adele's beef, how a kebab ended up in a listener's pants, some scary dating stories, an exhaustive deal breaker list, what you do at the supermarket to show that you're single, Marcus's beef with Bae Juice, their favourite apples and so much more. Got any stories? DM us: @drinkbaejuice Find us: drinkbaejuice.com

Episode one of Pre Drinks is here and Bae Juice founders and best mates Tim O'Sullivan and Liam Gostencnik have a bit of ground to cover. One listener got too drunk at her first work Christmas party, another spent a bit of time in one house but two beds over a single weekend, Liam hates leaf blowers, old men are done with footpaths, Carly isn't happy with the boys, Tim's got new mouthwash, dogs are eating tampons and that doesn't even cover it. Got any stories? DM us: @drinkbaejuice Find us: drinkbaejuice.com

If you haven't heard of the global hangover prevention company Bae Juice, you're definitely living under a rock and you've probably got a terrible hangover. Hear from the very under qualified founders and best mates Tim O'Sullivan and Liam Gostencnik as they discuss one star reviews of their product, huge nights on the town, the weird things we all do before a first date and all the absolute garbage that falls in between. Grab yourself a drink, chuck on some pink and buckle up... Things are about to get weird.