Project BFA

If you listen to this episode, it’ll ruin your life! You fall in love with us and become completely unproductive for the rest of your day!  We’ve warned you! If you choose to carry on, we’re getting raw and open about our lives, views and marriage in general. We open up Reddit and give our “advise” on some posts that have to do with sex and relationships. We’re having a lot of fun being this open and vulnerable and we’re stoked to bring you along for the ride!   We f**kin love you!

This week, we have a lovely marriage therapy session for the first part of the show. We talk (argue) about celebrity deaths, Jimmie’s heart attack and past near death experiences and much more! Then we start talking about what Jimmie will be writing about. SMUT baby, SMUT! April tries to help figure out an angle, but it’s very apparent that we need some help. So, listen in and let’s party!  We f*ckin love you!

What’s your Roman Empire? You’ve all seen those memes and videos of people being asked how many times a day men think about the Roman Empire… for us, the answer is ZERO! But, we do have some thoughts that repeat daily. We talk about the things that ravage our minds more often than not. Surprisingly, Jimmie gets more deep than intended and we just laugh at ourselves and try to navigate this crazy world.  We want to hear about what you think about way too often, that you probably don’t NEED to be obsessing over. Tell us! We want to know!!

Listen… we’re all sick of how things are going in this world, right? How the newer generations are wildin’ and acting like a bunch of p*ssies… but, it’s our fault. THAT’S RIGHT!!! It’s ALLLLL our faults.  We’re ranting, laughing and overall apologizing for not raising the new club of misfits with an iron fist, or at least a little more “umph” then we have been.  We talk about being an example, kids, adults that act like kids, how to handle a meltdown and of course, we throw in the fun and sexual innuendos like a couple of adolescent hoodlums.  Listen in and let us know what your opinion on it all is! We want to hear about your world and the tantrums that you put up with from kids, or adult toddlers that you encounter.   Anyway, we f**kin’ love you!

Happy t*tty Tuesday, er’body! On todays episode, we… well, we talk about ALOT! We recap the vocabulary lesson from last week from our 19yr old youth correspondent, Kaylee and realize all too quickly that we… just can’t. We talk about weird fascinations with horrible things, breasts, our threesome experiences, how we’ve grown individually and as a couple, planning a poly lifestyle and much more! Jimmie enlightens April on such things as sexy quarterbacks, southern Utah swinger parties, Reddit and April tells Jimmie that ceiling fans have a reverse button. WHAT?!  Anyway, tune in to laugh along with us and as always, BE F**KIN’ AWESOME and we f**kin’ love you crazy kids!

On todays spectacular, we dive into the ridiculous world of the youths. Specifically the new lingo that we're all abused with on a daily basis. We have our 19 year old Youth Correspondent, Kaylee, come up with a list of vocabulary words that are frequently heard now-a-days and we try our best to figure out what the EFF they are talking about! Do we find out? No, we'll get the answers in next weeks episode to see if we could decipher this new language. Other than that... as always, there's laughs and uncomfortable, possibly offensive language of our own throughout, so sit back... relax and enjoy the laughs along with us. As always, we effing love you!

What else can you expect from us? We start with a bunch of nonsense and we talk about sex along the way. It just happens.  This episode dives into a lot of different things, but focuses on the differences in dudes and chicks when it comes to getting down in the bedroom. We’re just different beings and each deserves to be done the way we NEED to be done.  This is the relatable stuff that everyone should hear and weigh in on. Maybe we’re wrong, but probably not! Thanks for listening and pass us along to your pals! They need to be f**kin awesome the MOST! We love you!

Dude… we go off the RAILS on this one! This episode is the very embodiment of “if you don’t laugh, you cry.” We went into this weeks show with an agenda and we didn’t even come CLOSE to sticking with the idea. Tune in to listen about Baby Fight Club, unread classic literature, dead Dads, what to charge to rate your coworkers junk and just, ya know… a LOT of laughter.  Serious nonsense. That’s the best description we can give. Love you!

Man… this episode is whacky! We talk about everything from evolution to pet names for our privates to bedroom toys and beyond! I’d say it’s party time, but the party is for a multitude of different types of parties!  So, let’s party, people! Be F’n Awesome and join us for the ride! Kisses!

As you can probably tell from the title, we’re taking a walk into uncharted and often untamed territory. That’s right, kids, once again, we’re taking without an agenda and we end up chatting about SO many idiotic topics… bugs with huge genitalia, grundle size and way too much more to type out… I guess you’ll just have to plug ‘n play with us to find out! We also spend entirely too much time looking up and taking about the age old debate… the bigger the perineum, the better the testosterone…? We learned a lot, and so. will. you. As always, shoot us a review and let us know how much and why you love us! Cuz, b***h, we love you most! Be F***in’ Awesome!

That’s right, you sexy mother effers! We’re back and we’re all horned up for chatting with all of you once again! Listen, life happens… podcasts get put on hold for a while, maybe sometimes we think that we (or one of us) has nothing to talk about. Well, guess what? The wait is over! We have shi-stuff to talk about now!  We just jump right back into the saddle talking about all of the things that us Trueloves get up to in our crazy life.  So, pop in your headphones, crank up that Alpine stereo in your ‘92 Corolla and jump back into bed with us! We’re prepared to bring the heat and we’ll probably, maybe… probably offend the offendable. Get ready for the ride and, as always… Be F’n Awesome!

Today, we’re late with this episode. Technical issues and working like dirty dogs got us scrambling!  Today, we’re just having a nice chat about new year stuff and honestly just a whole bunch of rambling. Guaranteed you’ll learn something about something! We f**kin’ love you!

Welcome to the first episode of the S.K.I.N. podcast. (Swift Kick In the Nuts). This show will be hosted by me, Jimmie! It’ll MOSTLY centered around us dudes and how we can all become better dudes. This episode kicks off the revolution with talking about resolutions… and how much I HATE THEM!!! BUT… the resolutions I’ve come up with are simple. Necessary. For everyone. So, dudes (ladies feel free to listen and chime in)… come along and let’s figure out how to be better. Not for others, but for ourselves. If we do that… it’s a guarantee that it’ll leak into the other parts of our worlds.

On todays episode, we continue our discussion about the pros and cons of p0rn. April and Jimmie have VERY different views on it (surprise, surprise), but have a spot on similar view of it if JIMMIE MAKES IT! So, we talk about a lot!  Listen in and have some fun with us!  We f*ckin’ love y’all!

On this episode we finish up with our anniversary advice and stories for our 11 years together. We talk about s*x, porn, if it’s ok to consume porn alone in a relationship? Together? We discuss the the ups and downs, the triumphs and defeats… and, we laugh and love through it all! it’s definitely something you need listen to!  We f**kin’ love you!

Happy Friday folks! We’re sorry for the late post, but, post Thanksgiving comas and driving made it impossible for us to work a computer!  By the time you’re hearing this, it’s a couple of days away from the 11 year anniversary of April and Jimmie being together! So, we’re giving our advise and sharing our experiences that have almost broken us, but have ultimately made us stronger as individual and a couple. We also discuss raising kids, technology, gay voices, parking lot raves and so much more!  We f**Kin’ love you kids!

Why am I like this? Why are we ALL like this? What am I talking about? I’m talking about our collective love of learning about murderers and the fascination with the dark side of life! That’s right! I love me a good serial killer story and this one is no exception.  Richard Ramirez, The Night Stalker plagues California for WAY too long with no real pattern or noticeable method to his madness. I dive in DEEP and find the details that a lot of the media left out. Join me on this wild ride into the mind and times of a true mad man!   New intro music brought to you by Dane And the Death Machine. Check them out on Instagram at www.Instagram.com/dane_andthe_death_machine.

PART 2! In this part of the episode, we go in deep about the similarities in ADHD and autism, hormones on and off of birth control, mindsets revolving around sex and birth control, body hair, Jimmie’s hair removal, p*nis size and sooooo much more!  Strap in sugar tits! We’re goin’ in HARD!  We f*ckin love you!

Once again… the ramblings of the Project BFA team are in FULL EFFECT!  We cover a little bit of our pasts and how far we’ve come over the last decade. We also discuss ADHD, head injuries, working out (or not working out), becoming Amish, off grid living, the reasons for the switch to Project BFA, being “blessed” and soooo much more! Let’s get this train ROLLIN’! We f*ckin’ love you!

We're finishing up this beautiful return to the interwebs win just a bunch of ranting, raving, b.s.ing and updates about where we are in life! You'll be thoroughly entertained and it's a GREAT jumping off point for the future of the BFA Show (Project BFA). We f***in' love you!

Happy HALLOWEEN!!! Hi! I’m April and I’m SO excited to bring you a podcast about some of my favorite things! MURDER, MAYHEM and CHAOS! I’ll be taking a look at different people, places and insanity and bringing you the stories that you absolutely WON’T find on other shows.  Today, I’m going to go deep into the life and crimes of David Parker Ray. The Toy Box Killer. This dude and his merry band of crazies are insanely disgusting and reminds us that, yes… these a-holes and pure evil are actually out there.  Stay alert out there people… and learn how to kick some a** incase you encounter someone like him.

Well, hello you beautiful people! It's been a LONG time! What can we say, life happens. In this PART 1, episode, we’re just giving a little update on what's up in our world and giving the typical BFA BS that you've grown to love! We talk about everything that’s been happening in the last 4 months, like… April’s upcoming Vegas trip and the safety protocols involved with bachelorette partying, finally buying F**k Mountain, “woke” things, sexy and not so sexy cosplayers (check out @cosplaykittenjenn for sexy references;)) just SO MUCH TO CATCH UP ON! So tune in and start this new project with us! We're so excited to be back! We f***in' love you sexy b***hes!

Yo y’all! What’s happening in YOUR world of lovin’? We’re talking about s*xy times and the fun (funny?) things we’ve said or do say when the deed is going down.  We dive deep into the what’s going through our heads and hopefully bring some perspective to the differences between men and women and different people’s “go to” ways to have fun.  Also, listen to us talking about Amanda’s hole and out fun weekend working up a sweat.

On todays episode, we’re finishing up talking about parenting and how much it truly sucks! Now, don’t get us wrong, we love our kids more than anything… BUT, everything that comes with the whole being a “parent” thing gets crazy and overwhelming at times. So, we’re gonna talk about it! We discuss how we, as parents, are directly responsible for how our kids turn out in life with the examples we set… or don’t set. We dig into mind frames from our past lives vs. how we are now, the things we’ve changed from how WE were raised and just in general, we talk about the highs, lows, fears… and ALL OF THE GOOD, BAD AND UGLY! Don't forget to rate, review and SHARE! We f*ckin’ love you sexy b*tches!