CORN DOWN Prank Calls

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join me and wastedmemory on the latest episode of CORNDOWN, where we tackle a variety of hotel-related topics, from training new employees to dealing with peculiar guest requests. We delve into the challenges of seating arrangements, explore the boundaries of personal space with “kissing permissions,” and even touch on the unexpected discovery of found items like shoes and keys. Tune in for a mix of humor, storytelling, and the occasional eclipse-related tangent as we navigate the quirks of hotel life. powered by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me on this episode of CORNDOWN as we navigate through a series of unusual situations, from making Sprite with unexpected ingredients to dealing with traceable eggs and toxic lightbulbs. Along the way, we encounter surprising twists like lemonade-flavored Big Macs and mysterious hotel bands, all while exploring the quirky side of everyday life. So tune in for some laughs and offbeat stories as we share our latest adventures. powered by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I share bizarre tales from everyday life, from discovering sugar in mouthwash to encountering unexpected bugs in hotel rooms. Joined by snappy bakes and Lux, we delve into the absurdity of situations like unplugged TVs and mysterious mousespiders, offering a humorous take on the quirks of modern living. So tune in as we navigate through strange encounters and odd mishaps, one hilarious story at a time. powered by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! In this episode of CORNDOWN, we navigate through a series of everyday mishaps and challenges, from dealing with an ankle monitor to negotiating a key deal and seeking shade on a hot day. Along the way, we encounter frustrating encounters with towed cars, perplexing interactions with AT&T operators, and amusing anecdotes about renting rooms and cutting bushes. Tune in for a lighthearted exploration of life’s quirks and frustrations. powered by rogueserver.com  

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! In the latest CORNDOWN episode, wastedmemory and I explore the chaos of hotel towing mishaps. Explore the hilarity of grease sagas, where slippery situations lead to unexpected outcomes. Brace yourself for the sonic boom adventures, where flat spaghetti and men’s parking zones add to the absurdity. Join the fun as we uncover the mysteries of room robots, with contributions from BreadSandwich, SPLink, Quigly, and Lux. Get ready for a laughter-filled journey through unconventional hotel tales and unexpected twists. powered by rogueserver.com  

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Dive into the latest CORNDOWN episode with wastedmemory and me as we explore the world of hotel antics. Experience the humor in stories like ‘UpsideDown Logo,’ where unexpected twists happen at every turn. From forging and generating peculiar documents to quirky incidents involving McChicken and non-payment escapades, this episode is a rollercoaster of laughter. Join us in the absurdity of ‘The Food Killed Them’ series and partying with Carson. With contributions from Lux and SPLink, this episode promises a hilariously unconventional journey through the peculiar world of hotels and unexpected scenarios. powered by rogueserver.com  

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me for a new CORNDOWN episode, where we explore everyday situations with a humorous twist. Dive into the humor of “No Smoking” rules as we navigate copyright issues and face challenges like Coke composition. Laugh along with us as we tackle Subway music licensing, discuss the link between crumbs and flirting, and prank our way through animal emergency services. With contributions from BreadSandwich and snappy bakes, this episode promises simple, everyday humor. Tune in for a lighthearted journey through the world of phone calls and unexpected rule twists. powered by rogueserver.com  

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me for a laugh-out-loud journey in this episode of CORNDOWN. We kick off with the challenges of the third floor, encounter the unmistakable smell of cat pee, and explore the quirky world of portable toilets. Along the way, we navigate open loading docks, entertain bored employees, and face the amusing twists of getting a pat down. With contributions from SPLink and more, this episode promises a mix of laughter and unexpected moments. Tune in for a delightful exploration of vinegar on plants, hotel jousting, and the entertaining tales that make each call a uniquely amusing experience. powered by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me on a hilarious adventure in this episode of CORNDOWN, where we tackle the quirky world of missing wheels, borrowed transmissions, and the unexpected chaos of elevator nosebleeds. Get ready for the laughs as we explore emergency stop buttons, fire alarm pranks, and the amusing consequences of slightly teleporting. With contributions from SPLink, Lux, and more, this episode promises a mix of humor and surprising turns. Tune in for a delightful exploration of found keys, fake wrestling holes, and the offbeat tales that make each call a uniquely entertaining experience. powered by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Embark on a humorous and quirky journey with wastedmemory and me in this episode of CORNDOWN, where we tackle calculator conundrums, room descriptions, and the antics of Brian Style. Join us as we encounter friendly squirrels, chicken orders in Kosovo, and the peculiar art of making soup in bed. With contributions from SPLink, BoJack, IceCat, Edmund, and more, this episode promises a blend of humor and unexpected twists. Tune in for a delightful exploration of found keys, bad-smelling food, and the unique tales that make each call a memorable and entertaining experience. powered by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Embark on a poolside adventure with wastedmemory and me in this episode of CORNDOWN, where we dive into the intricacies of QR codes, pool boys, and atmospheric pressure arguments. Join us as we navigate the challenges of high water pressure, bathroom attendants, and the sound business plan behind it all. With contributions from SPLink, snappy bakes, BoJack, Devon Anustart, and more, this episode promises a mix of humor and unexpected twists. Tune in for a delightful exploration of found keys, illegal room gambling, and the curious tales that make each call a unique and entertaining experience. brought to you by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me on a journey through a series of quirky calls in this episode of CORNDOWN. We explore the mysteries of women’s toilet paper, decode alarm clock instructions, and even encounter the enigma of the mode button. Dive into the humorous tales of room checks, air fresheners, and the art of finding car keys. With contributions from BoJack, Devon Anustart, and more, this episode promises a blend of humor and unexpected twists. Tune in for a delightful exploration of hotel escapades, spite tows, and the peculiarities of borrowing hoses. brought to you by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! It’s time for an unconventional journey with wastedmemory and me in this episode of CORNDOWN, where we explore a series of peculiar calls that range from bone fragments and leftover bones to the unexpected discovery of illegal substances. Dive into the curious world of parking lot car washing, speech insurance, and the enigmatic concept of a “toilet baby.” With creative contributions from SPLink, snappy bakes, and Akspa, this episode promises a blend of humor and absurdity. Tune in for a delightful exploration of the unexpected moments that make each call a unique and entertaining experience. brought to you by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Embark on a comedic journey with wastedmemory and me in this episode of CORNDOWN, where we unravel a series of amusing calls that range from the absurdity of free kids to the complexities of fake relationships. Join us in exploring the chaos of bringing the whole family, navigating employee rumors, and the peculiar world of wallet rewards. With contributions from SPLink, snappy bakes, Lux, and more, this episode promises a mix of laughter and unexpected twists. Tune in for a delightful exploration of being on TV, blimps, close physical contacts, and the humorous escapades that make each call a unique adventure. brought to you by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I embark on a series of hilarious escapades, from cartboy kidnapping and wrong locations to slam dunks in unexpected places. Join us as we navigate the oddities of taking home a cart, jamming out in bathrooms, and the unique challenges of eating in parking lots. With contributions from snappy bakes and SPLink, this episode promises a mix of laughter and absurdity. Tune in for a delightful journey through the misadventures of wrong Arby’s locations, employee showers, and the unexpected twists that make each call a humorous surprise. brought to you by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! In this episode of CORNDOWN, we explore the art of giving boosts and delve into the peculiar world of dog breeds and looking like a dog. Join us as we navigate missing mailboxes, festive encounters with Santa, and creative attempts to reach windows with chairs. With contributions from SPLink, snappy bakes, Jimmy Deans, and more, this episode promises a mix of humor and imaginative exploration. Tune in for a quirky journey through sandwich adventures, interrupted moments, and the unexpected surprises of everyday life. brought to you by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! This is the majority of the New Years special show wastedmemory and I did 12/23-1/24. Special thanks to Dwight for collaborating with us. We recorded for 7 1/2 hours. Most of it is here. Expect empty rings and hold music. Sorry. Dwight will have a more edited version produced at some point, i think. brought to you by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Embark on a tech-infused journey with wastedmemory and me in this episode of CORNDOWN, as we explore the intricacies of floor updates, police late passes, and backend changes. Discover the challenges of being stuck in various places, from bags to trash cans, and even desks. Join us in navigating the amusing world of WiFi porn, mustache thieves, and Christmas services. With contributions from SPLink, BoJack, Matthew4, JimmyDeans Guy, Akspa, and more, this episode promises a blend of humor and the imaginative minds behind these unique and tech-savvy conversations. Tune in for a quirky exploration of the unexpected moments in everyday life. brought to you by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me on a wild ride in this episode of CORNDOWN, where we explore the chaos of parking lot parades, navigate the complexities of crazy ex-girlfriends, and even face the challenge of throwing squirrels. Delve into the unexpected world of public drinking, buying customers’ cars, and the familiar sound of the Arby’s bell. With contributions from snappy bakes, CrieFaux, SPLink, and more, this episode promises a mix of humor, unpredictability, and the creative minds behind these unique conversations. Tune in for an entertaining journey through the strange and amusing moments of everyday life. brought to you by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me on a cheesy escapade in this episode of CORNDOWN, where we explore the art of making cheese and the curious world of computer-related mishaps. Delve into the whimsical realm of ingredient permissions, check-up calls, and the mysterious taste of bathroom water. With contributions from BreadSandwich, SPLink, Lux, and more, this episode promises a mix of humor and peculiarities. Tune in for a journey through the unexpected twists and turns of making cheese and navigating the intricacies of computer errors. brought to you by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Embark on a flavorful adventure with wastedmemory and me in this episode of CORNDOWN, as we explore an array of calls ranging from the peculiarities of Buicks to the mysteries of good burgers. Join us in unraveling the weird drive-thru and room noises, and discover the unique world of mayonnaise kids. With contributions from Lux and more, this episode promises a blend of humor and creativity. Tune in for a mouthwatering exploration of oddities that will leave you both entertained and curious. brought to you by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Take a ride with wastedmemory and me as we navigate a series of intriguing calls in this episode of CORNDOWN. From rain discounts and gas machines to the curious world of returning stolen merchandise and digital scales, each call unveils a different facet of life’s peculiarities. Join us for a journey through all-you-can-eat thirty dollar specials and found keys. With contributions from snappy bakes, BoJack, Lux, and more, this episode promises a blend of humor and the creative minds behind these diverse and unexpected conversations. brought to you by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me on a peculiar journey through a series of calls in this episode of CORNDOWN. From the oddity of using hands and feet to the mystery of being inside walls, each call unravels a different layer of life’s eccentricities. Explore the bizarre world of hotel room taping, missing parties, and fake businesses. With contributions from Lux, snappy bakes, SPLink, and more, this episode promises a mix of humor, intrigue, and the creative minds behind these unusual conversations. Tune in for a unique blend of stories that will keep you entertained from start to finish. brought to you by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! In this episode of CORNDOWN, join wastedmemory and me as we explore a unique assortment of calls that navigate the realms of everyday challenges and unexpected scenarios. From quirky complaints and torpedoes to the curious world of hard water and feces remover, each call unveils a different facet of life’s oddities. Dive into the world of emergency pees, room checks, and the mystery of found cars, with contributions from snappy bakes, Matthew, IceCat, SPLink, and more. Tune in for a blend of humor, intrigue, and the imaginative minds behind these diverse and unexpected conversations. brought to you by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me on an eerie and humorous journey through a spooktacular episode of CORNDOWN. We unravel a chilling array of calls, from bloody costumes and spooky paperwork to strange encounters with 411. Explore a world of absurd notifications, unexpected accidents, and employment questions. With contributions from RBCP, BreadSandwich, Icecat, SPLink, and more, this episode promises to keep you entertained and on the edge of your seat. Tune in for a blend of laughter, shock, and the creative minds behind these hair-raising conversations. brought to you by rogueserver.com  

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I delve into a curious collection of calls that range from confrontational moments to peculiar requests. Join us as we explore the world of unusual measurements, hilarious encounters with Paw Patrol, and the struggles of navigating dining experiences. With contributions from Wingless and snappy bakes, this episode promises an entertaining journey into the imaginative minds behind these unique conversations. Tune in for a blend of humor and absurdity that will keep you engaged from start to finish. brought to you by rogueserver.com

Embark on an intriguing journey as wastedmemory and I explore a tapestry of calls that range from the surreal to the absurd in this episode of CORNDOWN. We delve into the intricacies of life’s peculiarities, from measuring the unconventional to addressing employees in a quirky manner. Dive deep into the oddity of hands-on experiences in parking lots, bathrooms, and even toilets. With contributions from BreadSandwich, Lux, and a host of others, this episode promises an entertaining exploration of the unexpected. Join us for an engaging look into the creative minds behind these unique conversations. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com

Prepare for a whimsical rollercoaster of calls in this episode of CORNDOWN, as wastedmemory and I journey through a maze of quirky conversations. From Chuck E Cheese-style antics to peculiar pizza and hotel feelings, each call reveals a fresh layer of humor and intrigue. Join us as we navigate through a hilarious drive-thru breakdown, delve into the Halloween rules, and even embark on a bilingual adventure with car ding numbers. With contributions from Devon Anustart and snappy bakes, this episode promises laughter, surprises, and unexpected twists. Tune in for an entertaining exploration of the imaginative minds behind these amusing conversations. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com

Embark on a fascinating auditory odyssey in this episode of CORNDOWN, where not-wastedmemory and I unravel an eclectic mix of calls. From the comical chaos of fake heart attacks to the curious world of folded napkins, each call unveils a unique narrative. Join us as we explore McDonald’s deals, library noises, and the perplexing concept of a whole onion. With contributions from Lux, BoJack, BreadSandwich, and snappy bakes, this episode weaves a tapestry of humor, curiosity, and unexpected twists. Tune in for a captivating glimpse into the imaginative minds behind these intriguing conversations. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com

Dive into a captivating auditory adventure on this episode of CORNDOWN, where I take you on a whirlwind tour of intriguing calls with my cohost, SPLink. Explore a collection of unique calls that delve into the quirks of life. From quirky musings to intriguing sounds, we delve into the whimsical world of sound and storytelling. Join us as we uncover the mysteries behind each call, including 911 test calls, personal reflections, and even unexpected encounters. Tune in for an exploration of creativity and storytelling in this fascinating auditory journey. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com

Join me and wastedmemory on the latest episode of CORNDOWN as we journey through a series of calls that range from amusing to thought-provoking. From meatball mishaps to ice-related incidents, we tackle everyday scenarios with a humorous twist. Dive into the Platonic Hotel for a dose of laughter, and explore topics like room privacy and the eternal question of where to put your shoes. Special guests, including Lux and BoJack offer their unique takes on subjects like getting too high and dealing with unwanted orders. Tune in for a light-hearted exploration of life’s quirky moments and unexpected encounters on CORNDOWN. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com

Join me and my cohost, wastedmemory, for another episode of mind-bending calls on CORNDOWN! We start with half of someone else’s and dive into wasted’s perplexing “I Don’t Want It” saga, exploring unexpected twists and turns. Old batteries, shopping chores, and the eternal quest for a place to sleep provide plenty of humor and surprises. You won’t want to miss the frantic man and the peculiar world of smokey flavors and funny sounds. Plus, we have special guests, like Akspa, BreadSandwich and SnappyBakes joining us for intriguing conversations about A1 smells, unwanted phone numbers, and twirling stick men. Whether it’s hotel chores or restroom time, our calls are anything but ordinary. Tune in and prepare for a wild ride through the world of unusual phone conversations and unexpected encounters. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com

Join me and my cohost, wastedmemory, for another intriguing episode of CORNDOWN! We start with a hilarious call to Circle K and dive into the world of receipt surveys, uncovering the quirky world of TV coupons. A Giraffe Guy makes an appearance, adding an unexpected twist to our conversations, and we explore the mysterious concept of “Room Glue.” As we navigate through mishaps involving bikes and misspelled signs, we’ll also be joined by snappy bakes and discuss handling misinformation and the challenges of staying in. Laughter ensues as we tackle unexpected situations, including preserving evidence and encounters with a curious key-eater. Tune in for a rollercoaster of calls and stories that will leave you both amused and bewildered. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com

Welcome to another intriguing episode of CORNDOWN! Join me and cohosts wastedmemory, Lux, and snappy bakes as we uncover an array of intriguing phone calls. Imagine the mystery behind quiet hotels and delve into the unexpected world of covering doors. Picture puzzling situations involving wrong-sized pants and bad outfits, along with entertaining escapades like broken room numbers. With tales of accountability, houseguests, and creative uses of popsicle sticks, this episode is an exploration of eccentric interactions that you won’t want to miss. Stay tuned for laughter, curiosity, and unexpected twists on CORNDOWN! This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com

Welcome to a captivating episode of CORNDOWN! In this edition, I’m thrilled to be joined by cohosts wastedmemory, snappy bakes, and Lux as we dive into a medley of unconventional conversations. Picture exploring the strange terrain of texting landlines and delving into the enigmatic persona of the good spirited man with cancer. We’ll share stories of neighborhood mixers gone awry and encounters with baffling situations with condoms that leave us scratching our heads. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, from laughter at quirky tales to intrigue as we uncover the mystery behind being held against ones will. With surprises at every turn, this episode promises an engaging journey through a world of bizarre calls that you won’t want to miss on CORNDOWN! This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com

Welcome to a new episode of CORNDOWN! In this installment, I’m joined by some fantastic cohosts for a series of entertaining calls. We’ll dive into the hilarious realm of unwanted pizza mishaps, share anecdotes about intriguing front desk complaints, and even explore the art of getting people arrested. With wastedmemory, Dog Lettuce, and snappy bakes on board, get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter, surprises, and some seriously wacky crickets. Don’t miss out on this one! This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com

Welcome to a fresh episode of CORNDOWN! In today’s show, join me and my cohost, wastedmemory, as we dive into a series of captivating calls. Together, we uncover the mysteries behind misplaced phones and stumble upon unexpected treasures in unlikely places, all the while sharing laughs and insights. Lux, our cohost, joins the conversation to share perspectives on topics ranging from the quirks of nature to the complexities of personal freedoms. Join us as we navigate through humorous anecdotes and thought-provoking dialogues about the everyday occurrences that often go unnoticed. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com

Join me on this episode of CORNDOWN as I dive into a series of intriguing calls with my cohosts. We’ll discuss everything from replacement keys to the sectional sofa, and even uncover some juicy rumors along the way. Tune in to hear about animal identification crises, prize closets, and the unexpected adventures of kicking squirrels. Plus, we’ll explore the fascinating world of mouse and raccoon births. Don’t miss out on these captivating conversations and hilarious anecdotes on this episode of CORNDOWN. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com    

Join me, your host, as I delve into the weird and wonderful world of CORNDOWN. In this episode, we explore the dark corners of Reddit with wastedmemory, discussing some truly bad stuff. We also tackle the age-old question of what would happen if I lost my keys, and dive into the art of journaling. With SPLink and snappy bakes, we explore the fascinating topic of Narcan Spray, and even touch on the bizarre phenomenon of shit in a bag. From drive-thru mishaps to bathroom adventures, this episode is packed with hilarious and thought-provoking conversations. Tune in to CORNDOWN and prepare for a wild ride! This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com  

Join me and wastedmemory on an episode of CORNDOWN that unravels a tapestry of intriguing calls and thought-provoking conversations. Explore the enigmatic world of drug money and the complex dynamics of brand loyalty. Listen as we reflect on the challenges and mysteries of old age, contemplating the profound journeys of individuals nearing the end of their lives. We also touch on topics like wish kids, phone games, and the intriguing contents of our pockets. Prepare for captivating discussions that challenge perspectives and ignite curiosity. Don’t miss this episode as we delve into the depths of human experience, accompanied by wastedmemory’s insightful perspectives. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com

Embark on an enthralling adventure as I guide you through the captivating episodes of CORNDOWN. Join me and my cohost, wastedmemory, as we explore the peculiar contents of inventories, immerse ourselves in the whimsical realm of comic chaos, navigate through mishaps in hotels and pest control, and indulge in lively conversations about the world of coffee and condiments. Discover the unexpected, from peculiar melons and intriguing mouth sensations to a variety of burger concoctions and peculiar encounters with bugs. This podcast promises a delightful mix of curiosity, humor, and unexpected discoveries that will leave you eagerly anticipating the next episode. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! brought to you by rogueserver.com  

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join me on CORNDOWN, where we dive into hilarious and relatable everyday experiences. In this episode, I’m joined by wastedmemory, snappybakes, and Lux for some entertaining calls. We explore the mystery of wet shoes, the curious world of bathroom employees, and the fascinating differences between work slacks and kids slacks. Plus, wastedmemory shares his unique perspectives on topics like a whole corn, a whole potato, and even a whole brick. You won’t want to miss Dog Lettuce’s inspiring journey to quit smoking or our discussion on finding a pepper spray alternative. Tune in for these conversations and more as we unravel the quirks of everyday life. brought to you by rogueserver.com

Join me on an insightful journey as we delve into the quirks and challenges of everyday life. In candid calls with my cohosts wastedmemory, ROBIN, snappybakes, and Lux, we explore topics like finding the perfect place to empty your stomach, surviving uncomfortable conversations, and the art of sobering up. Along the way, we encounter shocking situations, discuss adult modes, and unravel the mysteries of what happens at 3. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere !

THANK YOU I LOVE YOU! If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! I’m new at doing the full edits, so I hope to get better at these descriptions. For now, just know the show contains at minimum the following: Whats 99c, (wastedmemory) 99c Cost, Drive-thru Poison, (wastedmemory) drive-thru poison, Bad Feeling Burger, Food Weapon, (wastedmemory) Wendy’s Smell, Wendy’s Smell, Wendy’s Smell II, (wastedmemory) 99c Cost II, The 99c Cost, (wastedmemory) Food Weapon, Drive-Thru Poison II, (wastedmemory) Secret Order, Food Weapon II, Quadrant System, (wastedmemory) Lacking Energy Weakness, Hotel Sickness, (wastedmemory) Food Throwing, The Blame, (Lux) Trustworthiness, Trustworthiness, (wastedmemory) Hose Nozzle, Bad Feeling Room, (snappybakes) Disturbing Definition, Distributing Definition, (Dog Lettuce) Doing Extra, Police To-Go, (wastedmemory) Park There, Little 99c Shampoo, (wastedmemory) Food Weapon II, Feeling Scared.

OH MAN. This is the first proper long-format edit of a CORNDOWN show. Expect these in the future. Consider all the old shows an archive, and the podcast proper starts at 171 i guess. I technically could go back and edit this way to at least 100, but I don’t want to. So enjoy! And if you like what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere . Listen live Fridays 7PM ET, on https://www.rogueserver.com/dragonmere (and soon on Corndown.com?) plug https://listen.rogueserver.com/dragonmere.mp3 into pretty much any media player. Join the show,  download mumble and point it to mumble.corndown.com This show contains: Room Numbers List, (wastedmemory) Room numbers, (wastedmemory) Registering, Chemical Rag (the housemen), (wastedmemory) Many Rooms, (wastedmemory) Guest Names, Stop noticing, (wastedmemory) Fake Names, Guest Voting, Disregard the possum, Cut the opossums, (wastedmemory) Opossum, MagiCall Quest, (wastedmemory) Blame, (SnappyBakes) Supervisor, Made Fresh, (Dog Lettuce) Booger Biscuits, Grease eyes, (wastedmemory) Lawyer names, (SnappyBakes) IHOP quest, (Bread ) rude staff, Skin Syrup, (Lux) drink toppin, Drink Toppings

Nearest register, Employee breaks, Wasted outside smoking, Family time, Wastedmemory suspicious smell, Killer bees, Wastedmemory safe meetup, Cocaine responsibility, Wastedmemory which drugs, Apples as medicine, Wastedmemory loan payment, What substances, Employee breaks ii  cigarettes, Wastedmemory contact situation, Urinal cakes, Wastedmemory the flames, Whopper keys, Standing area, Arby’s and burger king, Wastedmemory child safety rating, Dog lettuce the dog van , Wastedmemory child safety rating ii, Snappy child safety, Pregnancy test, Wastedmemory toilet foot , Toilet foot, Dog lettuce toilet foot, Toilet foot ii, Snappy toilet foot, Urinal cakes ii

This show contains the following calls and more! Face Description, Quitting permission, Baby fears, Bird Mistake, Cheese Person (bad day), Children’s safety area, Fermented beer, Underage shoppers, Heavy carts, Heavy trash, Parking Placards or Management Vampires, Burger basher, Too Cute, Missed call. Thank you for checking out the show! Check me and wastedmemory out live every Tuesday and Friday at 7PM ET over on https://www.rogueserver.com/ If you like what you hear please consider donating at http://www.patreon.com/dragonmere .  Thank you and I love you!

Lazy Managers, Wingman (HALF HOUR CALL!!), Bad apple, Burger Dealership, Close my Tab, Cool Shirt, BBQ Sauce, Parking break, Found onion, Going Serverless, Dying cat.

Wet Room, Disabled Motorcycle, Asshole Parking, Parking Bill, Grass Parking, The Incline, Filetype Extensions, Gettin a Trespass, Childrens Adhesives, Private Line, Calling 911, Tow my Car, Self Suspicious

Quiet Time, Wakeup Calls, Door Locks, Key Card Credit, Guest Offender, Hurt Feelings Problem, Aggressive Customer, Mans Pants Pockets, Strange Customer, Runaway Adult Children

In The Trunk, Entered To Win, Won’t hang up, Lost hearing aid, Coffee pre-order, Throw up, Giving feedback, Sandwich responsibility, One minute

Broken Window’s, Imaginary Problem’s, Brown Gatorade, Sober Driver, Hand Touching’s, Urine Fees, Potassium Source, Division of Hotel and State, Fish Friday, Aisle Three Poop’s, Machine Reset’s, Easter Pregnants, Urined Food’s

Toilet water, Ivy allergy, Room online, Room activation, Off script, Recycle phone, Marlbarrow 100s, Baby accident, Baby puncher, Animal not kid accident, Coin pills, Serial numbers

what happens then, found a toe, not 4/20, lost a toe, access code, pizza hat, etc

Dog Towel’s, Cop Sex, Weird Kiss, Feet Burger, Entrance Pointing, Drunk Drive-Thru, Bible Eater, Alarm Permission, I Got Your Nose, Drunk Crying, Start Smoking, Sleep Sample’s, Group Toilets, Shoe Toss

Shoe Ducts, Call the Polices, Liars, Key Duct, Smoke Alarms, Text Message, Pregnant Message, Pregnancy Guest, Medium Hotel, Self Punching, Speaking French, Premium Channels, Car Sleeping, Not Evil, Hotel Hand Washing, Hotel Basement, French Apology

A Hotel with No Elevator, Hard Word Floor, Weird Edibles, Whose Card, Toilet Hands, Room Soup, Stalker Help, Tell the Police, WD50 Oil, Full Nude, Spilt Water, Broken Key, Lamp Fee

Computer Disc, Less Steps, Staying Longer, Irish Coffee Dog, Government Format, Splash Guard, Government Money, Selling Stamps, Dog List, Untied Shoe, Punching Friends, Fake Animal Fee, Dog Bees, Partial Pet Fee

Obscene Plate, Sour Candy, Doing Motorcycles, Dog Adoption, Dr Rug, Bathroom Cleaners, Extension Cord, Poppin Fuses, Bring my WiFi, Sleep Watcher, Saying the B Word, Car Auditor, Cheddar Cats, Arbys Lettuce, Bring my WiFi II, Cronkleberries holy shit I mostly automated this description. this is going to save me dozens of minutes. dozens.

Missing birds, microwave door, dog posters, cat posters, bird posters, the dog is dead i dont know why we’re putting up posters, magazine subscriptions, room grease, room address, gatorade lids, culling birds, bad tows.

shopping warnings, scotty warnings, guest warnings, forgotten room numbers, crying, gatorade lid, vs the bed, wrong mom, safe soap,dad drop off, needing stitches, yelling at sandwiches, crying, lost shoes.

What was I thinking? 3 hours of calls about girlfriends and gummmmmmmmmmmm. Girlfriends, clear a path, gum policy, low butt, phone password, small face, lobby pose, webcam hacking.

Fly Tracking, Toilet Lifting, Too Many Wires,  Valet Scuffle, Unpleasant Kidnapping, Hall Sounds, Money Period, Infant Puncher, Free Stuff, Free Drink Coolers, Cart Time, Hit by a Car, Dream Punches.

Hiding Policy, Digital Keys, Desk Length, Schematics, Beekeepers Husbands, Re-Cheesing, Loaner Car, Cheese Storage.

CAUTION! Contains: Odd/Even, Odd Rooms, Not Profitable, Bargaining, Bread. That’s a pretty lazy description… but what, exactly, are you going to do about it? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

Last Week’s Today’s show contains’d; Stranger (be careful), washing hands order, some help with a bad relationship, cart elevators, bong setups, fees for death or something, late shopping and locked doors, and help getting a cart. COOL

Bong help, christmas rules, tip refusal, fifteen cars damaged, ten cars kick’d, psychopath vaccuuming, pre-masturbation, smells like crack.

getting caught up so i’ll be brief chopping down doors, tinted feces, gift exchange, frozen items, five managers, getting kids drunk, getting room numbers, finding love in rooms, taking rooms over, little christmas boy, five keys, room painting, emergency contact, christmas card fee.

Shave off eyebrows. Move the honda. Two wrappers. also featuring a new dog, a bad decisions bug, a less comfortable bed, and the best place to hurt myself

ok keep calm. I’m going to try to match the tone i was using when I wrote these descriptions. But i messed up. i never uploaded this one to patreon, or anywhere else other than mixlr.com/dragonmere/recordings. Please don’t tell the babysitter, cause she’ll tell mom and dad and we both know it.

This show is mostly about competitor coupons, a little bit about elevators. There was no corndown last week on account of my daughter, so here’s just my calls from my show of pranksgiving. the entire unedited shoe is on my prankcast showreel. and wasted made his own calls so I dont have source other than the full show for his.

Dental legal advice, Gwen Stefani, weed smells, employee lunches, noodle legs, ham & turkey discount, cash payment, triscuit materials, noodle legs, jason and scott. Sorry for being brief, I’m getting caught up. But i’ll probably fail. but hey at least the live calls never stop!

Veterans Day. It was veterans day. 99% of the calls are veterans day themed, obviously. Highlights include Veteran Placement, Veteran Leaves, Veteran Sectional Sofas, and we also dive into such topics as liquids, and disabled trailers. I promise it’s way better than it sounds.

WARNING: SHOW MAY CONTAIN THE FOLLOWING Home security, car washing threats, bike racks, catching feelings, voter intimidation, sexual harassment dear, how to vote, kicking out non-voters because our forefathers came to this nation in order to give our descendants the right to deny service to any person at any time for any reason, and your rights on The Public’s Publix’s Property.

VS the bed, what the bed wants, more eating spaghetti, Jimmyjohn’s sells subway subs now?, when I go I go, ALMOST bit, Tamper Candy, Accidental haircut, & Halloween calls; The rules, TP’d, Egg’d, room punk’d. Good fun show. I love you.

Paranoia, TikTok Challenges (perry punch and firedodgeball), Billing Plans, Menu turning, denying service to my girlfriend, nice talker, one where i forget the premise for like five minutes then remember it, hotel trick or treating, hotboxing children, baiting, and eating spaghetti

this show contains at least; Fridge heater, late goodbye, help saying goodbye (based on race??), Google Barrel, glass in my wings, glass in my hotsauce, which pockets, waiting for glass to be good, lasertag no show, under hotel orders, and cheeto dust. Man i’ve been really bad at doing these descriptions and also bad at uploading to youtube. the important part is the live pranks never stop. ill figure the rest out later. I love you thank you for your support. i promise i’ll never stop as long as you keep paying me to do this.

No time for q&a session Ive got shit to do before the show tonight. this audio file contains; Same Pants, No undershirt, Tamper Candy, more Pants, Let it Slide-or-Counting on You-or-Free Tide, even more pants, rax roast beef sauce, jury duty receipt, drive thru references and reference checks, gas references, squirrel edibles, morality clause, customer theft, and gettin caught, plus more. Enjoy I love you.

oh. this was a good show. I had no memory of it. but i enjoyed taking the notes: Squirrel edibles, Employee Fight, Hotel Spaghetti for lunch, Employee meetings, getting gas for other guests, community policing (everything is cool), a quick nows not the time, and fighting guests. ENJOY. I LOVE YOU GOD DAMMIT

This show had check-out time, legal help from the front desk, getting persmission from the front desk to strong arm rob someone who owes you moneys. not wanting to pay a guest back. seeing if Ive been kidnapped. bat fees, places to cry, hacking webcams, too much TP (its a waste), hotel lunch and staff secrets.

OK finally getting caught up. thanks for being patient. I reviewd this show like a week ago so I don’t really know what my call notes mean. I guess this show had 3 wishes, milk substitutes, bait only, bags of ants, talking shit, condoms erections and theiving intent, a rude hangup man, earthquake preparedness, smooth surfaces ranch drains and the good old AOL man.

It’s ONE WEEK UNTIL THE MEETUP IN AKRON CANTON CLEVELAND! That means no corndown next friday but i’ll try to make it up. Hit me up if you’re coming to the meetup! This show was mainly two things; Animals with human issues(Ant dispute, lost pigeon, raccoon appetite, dog oaths, broke cats, bullied squirrels) and underage drinking (drinking in the room, old enough to fuck, hitting drunk girls for sex). Also suspicious people in the parking lot who are probably just minding their own business.

hope to be seeing you in CLEVELAND AKRON CANTON area in a couple weeks! Sept 16-17-18! A also, no show on the 16th, but i might be able to make up for it Not much to say about this one other than HICKEY. It’s good though. At least I thought so.

the cleveland meetup is nearly upon us. you probably aren’t going, but if you are, i’ll shake your hand (once only). This show had insurance mans, being late to work 173 times, clove cigarette confusions, jackwires, guitar centers, Jeff Nye vs Beakerman in volcano science, first fucks, and some other things that were even less funny. I love you.

Splash zone, AOL man masturbating, Hotdog Fingers, Various Ghost issues. Lost n Found Vitamins. Etc. Sorry. Im running late no time for a good episode description.

CLEVELAND AREA MEETUP SEPT 16 17 18 I LOVE YOU Animal Homicide investigations, including bird murders, and violent bus drivers. Burried animals, alcoholic drinks when they aren’t expected (these were fun), interlock in the parking lot, more bird murders beak missing beak, and some muscling in to rooms.

CLEVELAND MEETUP IS UPON US. PLEASE BRING YOUR OWN SACK LUNCH. Normal Bread. For some reason, multiple people wanted to talk to wasted for like 20+min about normal bread. Bullshit pizza. (TRIGGER WARNING) Smart Hotels, Narcotics Guy, Crazy Pizza Normal Bread (flipped), Arbys relatives, Propane Tanks/Rooftop Laser, Too much Toilet Paper.

Come to cleveland really soon. I accidentally called this 130 on mixlr but thats ok. it was a dumb show anyway. skip this one. Everything went wrong. I wasn’t paid. No one would hold my ladder, i couldn’t leave my phone or wallet, they didn’t want my biting dog, i didn’t show or even bother to call. There’s a noxious odor following me, and I can’t find a outdoor popcorn outlet. Pry bar managers son compromise rehearsal wall thickness. I don’t know. But I love you.

The cleveland thing is still happening. Sept 16, 17, 18. Cleveland. Hit me up. it starts with cake writing, then complaining about good child care, THE MANAGER’S SON, employee’s parents, a old lady who asked for help, priest permissions, a camping question, how much help can on help, and dog masturbation.

I heard a rumor you’re coming to cleveland sept 16-18th. Call me first. thanks. Calls include: Second attempts, second opinions, turning the bed on, cat fights, barrel disposal, jesus blessings, silly echos and meat hands.

Cleveland Personal Encounter Sept 16-18th. Will you be there? Probably not. Fun show. a lot of mantises at the end, which is typical for good shows. Premises include: Hotel Nurses, Dead Animal Situations (DAS’s), DNR’s, death permission, being stupid, freebies, lettuce heads, fishbags, and mantises. mantises.

Cleveland meetup? Sept 16-18? HIT ME UP if you’re coming. There’s gonna be cookies. Fun show. Starts with excited photography, uniracer tricks, room science, 2nd aid, i speak to a back desk (finally), obsequiousness, changing prices, list peekers, receipts and ant traps.

COME TO CLEVELAND SEPT 16-18th. OR ELSE? Fun show. Lots of diffrent holes. Tonight we had; No Fun, MAGGOTS, sleeping spiders, listening permission, hydration concerns, Ghost holes, TV/Goblin holes, Mouse Holes, Ghoul Holes, we call Russel at home, having lots of problems with wrong smells, and magnet gravy. I don’t eat birds.

MEETUP WITH LASER TAG IN CLEVELAND AKRON AND CANTON SEPT 16 17 18? OK I really hope you’ve been listening to my daily live shows. Because thats why i didn’t listen to these tracks and give them names and let you know whats in them. because i can’t. I might later, then I’ll put it here. But I do remember brad had a man spinning and screaming locate towards the end of the show. Enjoy.

Some things came up last minute. I’m really surprised I’m getting this posted at all. I might be a little late for the show. And please don’t expect new ideas. I just can’t today. Oh and some of the call audio on pt 122 is sub-par, and that’s just how it is. Deal.

Cleveland? Meetup? Ok. Sept 16-18th. Call me first to RSVP. Phone setup panic, getting permission to panic, Louie is always trying to steal my broken glass, safety danger, naked girl in my room, tubes, tubes, tubes, flashlights, naked bodies, and more tubes. Good show. Brad was on it.

unedited recording of full show @ https://www.mixlr.com/dragonmere/showreel/ Come to Cleveland Sept 17-19th and we can play flashlight freeze tag. Show tonight was a lot of education level calls, misleading hats, disabled squirrels, also dumb sisters, cats n dogs, lightning rods for said cats n dogs, adult novelty bug spray, gross hands, oh… and what am I supposed to put in the second hole? A finger?

CLEVELAND MEETUP I’M GOING YOU SHOULD TOO WE CAN TRADE BACKRUBS SERIOUSLY. This show might have been more fun to do than it was to edit, but i hope its just as fun to listen to it. who knows. wasted was absent and it has been marked in his permanent record. Topics include; War-Sister-Whore-Chester sauce, clean money, bedding bags, SUCK A DICK OLD MAN or HIT THE MOM, cart corral arrangement, free speech policies, Blooper-reel, something funny, Christ/Crystal, and peeing all over the place.

COME TO CLEVELAND 9/16-9/18/2022 PLEASE. This was another fun show. No Labels, hotel menus, 1000 opening the doors and knockings, TWINS, shower shoes, pretend priests, cop rooms, arrest warranties, FREE SPEECH and putting holes in the walls.