Talking Istanbullocks: Comedy Pubcast

The boys delve into the fascinating world of jiggy-jiggy giraffe style; Kaiden Stokes The Really Woke Bloke clashes with a pregnant woman over gender-neutral baby raising; a Cretan bar owner experiments with seaside camel rides; Morgan Freeman talks about the dangers of hayfever and diarrhoea while a man with no balls finds his dream job.

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Liam Neeson reveals his latest screenplay and becomes quite defensive when it is suggested that The Carusos is even remotely similar to The Sopranos despite the blatantly obvious parallels.

Meanwhile, in an animal-themed show, the boys talk ducks' toilet habits, being goosed by a monkey and the lustful nature of lionesses.

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Morgan Freeman shares his disappointment with Turkish breakfasts, Ray takes aim at Jorma's aging process after a knee injury leaves him hobbling. The boys delve into the riveting topics of stalking and the cleverness of crocodiles while music lover Ray appears not to know what a bass guitar is.

Sketch: 'Kaiden Stokes The Really Woke Bloke' tries to report a crime leading to unexpected consequences...

Kiss and Tell: A listener shares a tale of a potential boyfriend who kept spreadsheets on their compatibility, and... her bra size.

Good Skills!

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Morgan Freeman forgets to take his wife on his wedding anniversary trip, and bemoans the cleaning up of Benidorm and laments how Sticky Vicky, the legendary stripper would be turning in her grave about the fact that she couldn't pop those ping pong balls in 2024

Meanwhile, the Welsh BAFTA debate rages on between Ray and Jorma and in the Lickey End Chronicles, Norma doesn't expect that her latest village spat will be adjudicated by none other than John Wayne, The Duke himself.

#comedypodcast #comedysketches #Benidorm #StickyVicky #WelshBAFTA #LickeyEndSketch #JohnWayneParody #MorganFreemanParody #funny #banter #ComedyForOver40s

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Morgan sets the record straight on the Irish PM and does some general housekeeping.

#comedy #originalcomedy #podcast #comedyforover40s

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Join us for the best of high-brow and low-brow humour as Morgan Freedman reads a well-meaning if slightly sexist ode to women. Meanwhile the boys discuss Cockhandler's Magazine - the very best in rooster and poultry care. As the debate rages on about the superiority of Oscars or Welsh Baftas, Donald Trump receives some surprisingly good news from Marjorie Taylor Swift, while Honzie delivers March horoscopes that he definitely has not copied and pasted from a January magazine.

^Comedy #Comedysketches #banter #MorganFreedmanPoetry #HighBrowHumour #LowBrowHumour #LeoVaradkarWife #CockhandlersMagazine #RoosterCare #WelshBaftas #Oscars #DonaldTrumpNews #MarjorieTaylorSwift #MarchHoroscopes #ComedyPodcast #HonziesHoroscopes #GoodSkills

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This week's Talking Istanbullocks has a star-studded lineup and a touch of poetic procrastination.

Liam Neeson's Book Banter: Liam Neeson drops by to chat to Jorma about his latest book, 'That Man', but things take a shirty turn when Jorma draws parallels to a very well-known story. Tune in for the unexpected twists and a bit of literary banter.

Ray's Hemingway Homage: Ray dives into the world of Hemingway, discussing his love of fishing and a unique appreciation for the oldest profession in the world.

Morgan Freedman's Procrastination Poem: resident poet, Morgan, takes the mic to share his latest poetic creation on the art of procrastination. A masterpiece or a procrastination in itself?

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Join us for a blend of celebrity interviews, literary musings, and the very best of high- and low-brow humour on Talking Istanbullocks.

Good Skills!

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In this episode Morgan Freedman tells us about his erotic holiday gone wrong in Canada with his wife, the boys talk Coronation Street of yesteryear and Ray has his regular 'probing' from the renowned psychiatologist, Dr. Brutus Himmler unfortunately Jorma has forgotten the vaseline but thank goodness for a nice bit of Branston Pickle in the fridge!

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#TalkingIstanbullocks #MorganFreemanPoetry # Comedysketches #CanadianHairRemoval #CoronationStreetNostalgia #Psychiatology #RectalPolygraph #ComedyPodcast #BranstonPickleRemedies #TossingTheSalad

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The boys pay a heartfelt tribute to their DJ hero and inspiration for this show, the legendary Steve Wright. Amid the nostalgia, they take a phone call from a missing colleague who is locked up on Robben Island. Meanwhile, in Lickey End, England's Weirdest Village, Norma's competitive streak results in her arrest after a punch-up with a Liberal Democrat in a village jam-making contest. Laughs, tributes, and unexpected twists await on Talking Istanbullocks!

#TalkingIstanbullocks #SteveWrightTribute #RadioMagic #Banter #ComedyPodcast #RobbenIsland #VillageJamCompetition #ComedySkits #LickeyEnd #ComedyPodcast #JoanORuairc

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In this hilarious Valentine's special, Morgan Freeman's well-intentioned romantic gestures go awry. Donald Trump and Joe Biden's cognitive test rivalry takes an unexpected turd, turn witnessed with horror by Barack Obama and Chris the Dog. Plus, a listener shares a comical tale of still being questioned about a non-existent tryst from 25 years ago with e girl claiming to be allergic to the bery essence of love. Love, laughs, and political pooping await as Ray and Jorma talk the finest Istanbullocks!

#Comedy #TalkingIstanbullocks #ValentinesSpecial #PoliticalShowdown #MorganFreemanMishaps #JoeBiden #DonaldTrump #ComedyPodcast #ValentinesLaughs #Parody #ComedySketches

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Talking Istanbullocks, takes you on a ride where Greg in reception has to fulfil Kevin Spacey’s somewhat ‘unusual’ breakfast requests and our resident poet, Morgan Freedman slickly shifts from civil rights to a lustful political summit. And from political bills to splitting bills, Jorma and Ray debate the economics of meal-deal dating at Wetherspoons – what can you really expect for 9.79? And how important is a plural ‘s’?

Tune in for tulips (or was that two lips), laughter and lust from the world’s favourite comedy variety show in a Turkish pub.

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''I remember thinking I was so incredibly special when I was given a ride in Bill Cosby's limo back in 84.''

Morgan Freeman talks internet addiction, King Charles and Meghan find common ground and Ray and Jorma clash over whether David Attenborough is really dead or not and in Kiss and Tell the boys discuss the ethics of Facebook stalking.

#Comedy #OriginalComedy #RoyalFamilyParody #CharlesMeghanHarry #DigitalAddiction #BBCRadioOneHistory #TonyBlackburnCatchphrase, #Banter #MorganFreemanParody #BillCosby

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Welcome, Shakers, to a fur-filled episode of Talking Istanbullocks, where the jokes are barking mad

Brace yourselves for a tale of unexpected canine escapades as an Alsatian finds himself in a rather compromising situation involving a sandal. It's a doggie story you won't hear on the evening news.

Love is in the air, but so is mischief. Join us as a woman expecting a romantic blind date finds herself face-to-face with a penniless man and his voracious dog. It's a picnic she won't soon forget!

Morgan Freedman takes the mic to deliver an impassioned poem about a humble delight - fish fingers. Prepare for verses that elevate the frozen delicacy to poetic heights.

The man himself, Russell Crowe, breaks his silence on the shocking use of a deep fake version of him used by a Maltese property company this weel. He vows vengeance, not just in the next life but in this one too. Are you not entertained?

Join us for a howling good time as we navigate through doggie dramas, deceptive deals, and poetic ponderings. It's an episode that promises laughs, intrigue, and a touch of canine chaos.

#TalkingIstanbullocks #RussellCroweScam #DoggieDrama #FishFingerPoetry #PropertyScandal #DeepFakeVengeance #ComedyPodcast #MalteseMischief #MorganFreemanParody #funny

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Enjoy more giggles with Talking Istanbullocks!

Highlights:

Ray's Restroom Rituals: Ray spills the details on his quirky lavatorial habits, from excessive sanitization to creative preparations to dodge the dreaded splashback.

Morgan Freedman's Poetic Slip: A heartfelt yet cringeworthy poem about racial intolerance as he mistakenly assumes Yoko Ono is Korean.

Love and Intrigue: A listener shares a gripping tale of love tinged with suspicion. Is her newfound romance leading her into a drug deal and what do pineapple and unicorn emojis mean?

Film Funnies and French Antics: Ray's film recommendation adds cinematic flair, while Jorma recounts the challenges of playing a sex-pest French soldier in an upcoming Turkish war film.

Horoscopes and Wisdom: Honzie's January horoscopes bring South African charm, and he suggests alternative therapy for women seeking 'self-improvement.' Wisdom or wackiness? Tune in to find out!

Good skills!

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Welcome to the debut episode of Talking Istanbullocks! In this rollicking ride through the world of dating, we've got a lineup that's bound to tickle your funny bone.

Morgan Freedman kicks off the show with a poetic twist. Get ready for "Swipe Left for No," a Tinder-inspired poem that'll make you laugh, cringe, and maybe reconsider your dating app choices.

But that's not all – we're thrilled to introduce a brand-new feature: "Kiss and Tell." Listeners spill the beans on your first-date adventures, and we'll weigh in on whether it's a sweet smooch or a cheeky prank. First up, we have Brian from Spalding, who forgot his date's name but thinks a Starbucks outing might fix things. Will she buy it? We're placing our bets!

And in an unexpected turn, Donald Trump gives an interview to a Norwegian journalist. Curious about how a dog works and why he's chosen one as chief of staff? The answers are as unpredictable as Trump himself.

Join us for laughs, love, and a touch of political paw-spective on Talking Istanbullocks – Good skills!

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In this festive finale before the grand rebrand to "Talking Istanbullocks," Ray undergoes a Christmas psychiatology probing by none other than Dr. Brutus Himmler. The pressing question: Does Ray need to check back into the clinic after Kevin Spacey and Huw Edwards have checked out? Brace yourselves for the yuletide psychoanalysis that will leave you in stitches.

Meanwhile, our ever-charming cleaner, Greg, reflects on a year rife with bizarre involuntary celebrity sexual encounters with celebrities and takes us time travelling through 2023. Will 2024 bring Greg a different kind of year? All he needs to do is avoid the Roofies and Baileys

The boys delve into the spirit of Christmas, sharing their hilarious takes on the season and Morgan Freedman adds a touch of literary elegance with a seasonal poem about a family Christmas, infusing the episode with heartwarming sentiments and a dash of poetic brilliance.

Join us for the final episode under the Blackmilkshake banner as we bid adieu to 2023 with laughs, revelations, and a touch of holiday cheer. Next year, it's a new era with "Talking Istanbullocks." Stay tuned!

Good skills and Merry Christmas! 🎄✨

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In this special episode, we're joined by the incredibly talented 17-year old singer-songwriter, Michael Moloney. From his debut on the Late Late Show Toy Show at just 14 to sharing the stage at this summer's Electric Picnic, Michael is making waves in Ireland's music scene, while still navigating secondary school.

Michael talks about doing a surprise duet with his hero on live TV, Christmas, and how to balance a musical career with school and he keeps grounded while he soars. and he might even play us a song or two.

#TeenSensation #MichaelMoloneyInterview #MusicJourney #DermotKennedy #TheLateLateShow #PodcastInterview #GoodSkills

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Celebrate the show's 50th episode with irresistible hot topics including:

·      The origins of Santa Claus

·      Spitting in a drink and rejecting violence

·      Mr. Putin’s socks

·      The perks of being a postman

·      Chris Rea’s Mini

·      Holiday horoscopes for modern-day Mary and Josephs

Featuring Morgan Freedman’s poetry, Norma and Betty’s Lickey End Christmas special, True or False and a tribute to Shane McGowan.

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Episode Summary:

1) Ever wondered about John Bobbit's wild tales? We cut to the chase, dissecting the hilariously infamous John Thomas saga! #BobbitSaga #CutToTheChase

2) Get ready to laugh with Matt Nagin's comedy rap, "Illest MC," exploring the funny side of battling Crohn's Disease for thirty years. A dose of humor for every gut! #CrohnsComedyRap #IllestMC

3) Join us for a royal breakfast with King Charles, Meghan, and Harry, where debates on white privilege, boiled eggs and knobbly knees take centre stage. A regal morning with a side of controversy! #RoyalBreakfastDebates #BoiledEggDilemma

4) Morgan Freeman takes the mic to deliver a poetic masterpiece about the sunset in Wales – a must-listen that'll have ewe hooked! #MorganFreemanPoetry #WelshSunset

🎙️🤣 #ComedyPodcast #BobbitTales #RoyalDebates #GoodSkills

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Join us for a hilarious Thanksgiving special as Donald Trump attempts to plan the ultimate feast, seeking political advice from his Chief of Staff, Chris The Talking Dog. Will the turkey be pardoned, or is it destined for a political scandal? #TrumpThanksgiving #TalkingDogAdvice

Witty travel writer Lisa Morrow shares heartwarming tales of the kindness of strangers in Turkey. Get ready for an adventure that proves hospitality knows no bounds! #LisaMorrow #KindnessOfStrangers

Jorma vents about the struggles of getting a Thanksgiving turkey delivered in Turkey. Will he secure the centerpiece for the feast, or is it a turkey-less catastrophe? #TurkeyDeliveryTroubles #JormaRants

Ray reads more Wikipedia facts about showbiz out loud and, Morgan Freeman takes revenge on his neighbor, Keanu, for holding onto his lawn mower for over 5 days. The battle for the blades begins! #MorganFreeman #LawnMowerWars

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In this uproarious toilet humour bonanza, Morgan Freedman adds a touch of class as he contemplates trading in his wife for a younger model to join the ranks of "old daddy" friends like De Niro and Gordon Ramsay. #MorganFreeman #ToiletThoughts

Ray spills the beans on the main difference between Amber Heard and Angelina Jolie, revealing surprising nocturnal pooing habits. Brace yourselves for Ray's own hilarious bedtime lavatory confession! #RayRevelations #ToiletTalk

It's Ray's time of the month, and Jormaand Dr. Brutus Himmler delves into the depths of Ray's psycho-sexual quirks, using a rectal polygraph to reveal his periodic obsessions. #RayPsychoSexual #RectalRevelations

Honzie offers November birthday horoscopes and shares tips on spotting ladyboys in Bangkok, proving that astrology and travel advice can make an unexpectedly hilarious mix. #HonzieHoroscopes #LadyboySpotting

And for an early Christmas chuckle, discover how a quick-thinking Irishman secures his spot in heaven with a pair of women's knickers. 'Tis the season for laughs! #ChristmasJoke #IrishHumour

Buckle up for a laugh-filled ride through the whimsical, wacky, and downright bizarre world of toilet humour. It's the episode that proves laughter is the best medicine, even in the bathroom! #ToiletHumour #LaughterIsMedicine #GoodSkills

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Episode 46 is more crammed than a constipated colon. An Australian farmer responds to Morgan Freedman with a poetic invitation Down Under to meet a randy bull and grab a pie and a beer; we learn about the uncanny similarities between African Hunting Dogs and men from Middlesbrough and the truth behind Marcus Rashford's recent birthday party scandal, warts 'n' all with lashings of jelly and ice cream.

#MorganFreedmanPoetry #Comedyforover40s #RandyBulls #AfricanHuntingDogs #MenFromMiddlesbrough #MarcusRashfordBirthdayParty #JormaKirkko #RayMac

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If you've ever suffered from life-threatening man-flu., our suffering heroes, Jorma and Ray, will show you how you can still have a laugh. Ray is bedridden with hotflushes and wonders if the menopause is contagious, while Jorma presents the show ,struggling for breath, from a mountain village in Greece. #ManFluMayhem.

Ray's mind takes a wild turn as he undergoes psychiatological profiling, confessing to a slew of fantasy crimes that'll leave you in stitches. #FantasyCrimes #PsychologicalProfile #CriminalMindsBS

Meanwhile, three former US presidents find themselves playing dominoes as part of a quirky plan to evade an enema. #PresidentialDominoes #EnemaEscape

The legendary Morgan Freedman reads his latest original poem about ice hockey, deep stuff and beards. His voice will chill your bones and warm your heart - unless you're famous ice hockey player, Colton Saucerman. #MorganFreeman #HockeyPoem #ColtonSaucerman #SophieDahl

And Ray tries to explain to Jorma what a horizontal headstand is. #OliverReed

Join us for a feverish rollercoaster of giggles, shenanigans and general tomfoolery. It's a show that's guaranteed to make you feel fine, no matter how bad your man-flu is! #ComedyPodcast #GoodSkills

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In this hilarious Halloween special, the legendary Morgan Freedman delivers a hauntingly beautiful Halloween poem, setting the spooky tone. #HalloweenPoetry #MorganFreeman

Prepare for some spine-tingling laughter as Loud Grossman takes you on a voyeuristic journey, as he Sees Through The Arsehole into an unpleasant celebrity's house but can you guess who it is? #LoudGrossman #CelebritySecrets

The boys dive into the eerie world of Alfred Hitchcock, discussing Psycho, eggs and the secrets of belly buttons. #AlfredHitchcock #eggphobia

But that's not all! We've got a treat for your ears with music from the incredibly talented 17-year-old singer/songwriter, Michael Moloney who at 17 has already released singles, been on television and played at Electric Picnic. #MichaelMoloney #precocious talent

Join us for a spooktacular Halloween special, packed with thrills, chills, and haunting entertainment! #HalloweenSpecial #SpookyPodcast #GoodSkills

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In this award-winning episode, Oz and Dennis from Auf Wiedersehen Pet outwit Vladimir Putin, creating comedic chaos! #AufWiedersehenPet #PutinPranks

Morgan Freeman takes on Instagram for banning his poetry in America - a poetic punchline for the ages. #MorganFreeman #InstagramPoetry

Johnny Logan's return haunts Jorma in the best/worst way, and Lisa Morrow unveils Turkish hammams' secrets, while the lads debate 'hair-raising' matters. #JohnnyLogan #TurkishHammams #PubicHairDebate

Tune in for a belly-aching laughter riot that'll leave you in stitches! #ComedyPodcast #Hilarious #AwardWinning #GoodSkills

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How far does self-identification go in 2023? What's the connection between amphibious pets and hotdogs in the sun? What did André The Giant do better than anyone else on earth? And does Ray need batteries for his 'plug-ins'?

The lads will answer all these questions in their totally unique and hilarious manner with the usual mix of pub banter and self-penned comedy sketches, celebrity poetry and a listener's joke.

#funny #banter #originalcomedymaterial #comedyforover40s #morganfreemanpoetry #axolotlpoem #ponderosaireland #selfidentification #cowboysketch #duncanchesley

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In this episode of Blackmilkshake, hosts Jorma and Ray bring their signature, absurd, feel-good humour to your ears as they delve into a range of entertaining topics with their unique take on psychological profiling, celebrity poetry and South African horoscopes by a man in a hoodie.

Morgan Freedman gets a request for a poem about the Immortality of crabs, but did he choose the right kind of crabs? October birthday horoscopes and tips on how to cheat in a conker fight from lovable Honzie, while Ray has his first Psychiatological profiling of the autumn and overdoes it on the butter as he loosens up for the rectal polygraph.

Giggles galore and good skills!

#funny #banter #comedysketches #comedypodcast #comedyforover40s #toilethumour #morganfreemanpoetry #conkers #honzieshoroscopes #spoofhoroscopes #quizzes #psychiatology #DrBrutusHimmler #supportindependentpodcasts

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At 7pm UK time on October 5th, Morgan Freeman gets a request for a poem about crabs, but did he choose the right kind? October birthday horoscopes and tips on how to cheat in a conker fight from lovable Honzie, while has his first Psychiatological profiling of the autumn and overdoes it on the butter as he loosens up for the rectal polygraph. Giggles galore and good skills!

#funny #banter #comedysketches #comedypodcast #comedyforover40s #toilethumour #morganfreemanpoetry #conkers #honzieshoroscopes #spoofhoroscopes #quizzes #psychiatology #DrBrutusHımmler #supportindependentpodcasts

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In the fortieth episode, Morgan Freeman reads one of his own poems about the autumn, that's 'about life and deep stuff like that', Tom Bruise writes to Honzie for some advice on the ethics of being punched by a Z-List Australian, Greg, the reluctant lothario develops an itch when he 'urinates with his penis' as he and Emily decide that Nadine Dorries really must be informed immediately.

Meanwhile, the boys talk kangaroos, beards, Bring Your Own Booze restaurants, and their recent birthdays.

Is there REALLY a better half-hour podcast out there?

#funny #comedysketches #banter #comedyforover40s #chlamydia #morganfreeman #tomcruise #honzieagonyuncle #nadinedorriesmp #funniestpodcastoftheyear

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Loud Grossman looks through the arsehole but can you guess which celebrity's home it is? Morgan Freeman presents a song about a gay pirate who longs to be a florist and the birthday boys discuss why there are no snakes in Ireland and Russell Brand: no smoke without fire (geddit?)

#comedypodcast #comedyforover40s #toilethumour #blackhumour #gaypiratesong #morganfreemanpresents #loydgrossmanparody #stpatrickandthesnakes

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In this episode we'll learn what not to say to a stranger in an American bar, we'll have exclusive audio of Donald Trump trying to convict a crab of stealing a coconut and Morgan Freeman shares a love poem he wrote about his wife that's either a masterpiece or a mantlepiece.

The boys are in the local juicer talking misheard song lyrics, why curry is banned in England and the lengths a vain geography teacher will go to, not to have to watch Everton for free.

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The boys are back in a buzzing local juicer taking you on a journey of merry banter, sketches and celebrity guests including Bill Clinton and Morgan Freeman who introduces Vagella's virtuoso vocal talent with her new single that's sure to be your 'bag'.

Meanwhile, the boys discuss dartboards, awkwardly mispronounce beer names and Honzie is back with his hopeless horoscopes and invites you to a party of a rather adult nature while Alphonse Gallipolli III offers a unique theory on why a Russian coup leader's plane really crashed last week.

#comedy #blackhumour #toilethumour #comedysong #funny #comedyforover40s #podcastinapub #jamesjoyceirishpub #istanbul #funniestpodcastoftheyear #jormakirkko #raymac #morganfreeman #billclinton #vagella #joanoruairc #jamietmurphy

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Where else are you going to hear Morgan Freeman reciting a rude poem, a Lickey End woman desperately seeking love that inadvertently lets a Nazi potato out of the bag, an eleven year deconstructing shawarma, find out what Gandhi was really like or see what Patrick was doing driving around with a van full of monkeys?

Join us from a packed James Joyce Irish Pub in downtown Istanbul for half an hour of weekend cheer.

Good skills!

#funny #comedypodcast #comedyforover40s #lickeyend #originalcomedysketches #morganfreeman #celebritypoetryreading #everyfriday #halfanhouroffun #raymac #jormakirkko #jamietmurphy #joanoruairc #istanbul #jamesjoyceirishpub #shawarma #nazisecrets

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It's spit-ROASTING hot in Istanbul but whatever you do: don't confuse your Turks and your Arabs but even more importantly, find out why the ladies love Milk Tray as the hapless Greg stumbles upon a swinger's party with only a box of chocolates and a pair of hiking boots to spare his blushes.

#comedypodcast #funny #donerorshawarma #comedyforover40s #twojews #playboybunnies #spitroast #goingtoaswingerspartybymistake #supportindependentpodcasts #sharethislinkonsocialmedia #gregthecleaner #theladylovesmilktray #jormakirkko #raymac

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The latest gigglesome installment of Blackmilkshake gives us an exclusive insight into James Corden's private life: his Norwegian dream, mashed potato scandal and the dangers of doing a Zoom call while idly watching adult cinema

We'll also get a sneak preview of BK's latest ad for their new Walloper burger and explore why Bugger King's advertising is all based on being 'slightly better than McDonalds', while discussing cockroaches, 80's rock, what Bill said to Monica in 1997 and why facial hair is more than just a fashion choice in Turkey and more shits and giggles than you could wave a stick at.

Good Skills!

#ComedyPodcast #ComedyForOver40s #OriginalSketches #BurgerKingVsMcdonalds #JamesCordenLatestNews #LickeyEnd #CaughtWatchingPorn #JormaKirkko #RayMac #LisaMorrow #InsideOutInIstanbul #FunniestPodcastOfTheYear #JamieTMurphy #JoanORuairc

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May the mirth continue!

Mission Improbable star, Tom CBruise drops in to discuss flying carpet sellers, aliens, psychiatology, why Turkish women are a good catch and ends up meeting an unlikely champion of women's rights when he tells an Aussie interviewer to put his manners back in. Meanwhile. Honzie, the world-famous astrolomer predicts a 'sex month' for Leo-Vertigos and gives inside tips on horse-race fixing and how to do a spit-roast and Ray quizzes a clueless Jorma about Barbie and blow-up dolls.

#ComedyPodcast #AugustIsaSexMonth #TomCruiseIstanbul #MissionImprobable #WhyTurkishWomenWillDoAnythingforGucci #ComedyPodcast #BarbieOrOppenheimer #AdultDolls #ComedyForOver40s #HolidaysInIreland #HonziesHoroscopes #PutYourMannersBackIn #TomCruiseImpression #TomBruise

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In the latest hilarious episode of Blackmilkshake, Jorma and Honzie discuss the seductive powers of their new vehicle AKA the MILF Machine, and Donald Trump finds he can vote for himself from the desert island, if only he can listen to Chris, his talking dog long enough not to vote DeSantis.

Meanwhile Honzie explains the romantic values of smoking Dagga while we receive Breaking News about a team of illegal bra-fitters who were chased by a have-a-go hero half naked priest.

All this and more. Giggles is good for you.

#comedypodcast #originalcomedysketches #bras #womensbras #mrsoleary #fatheroflaherty #donaldtrumpsketch #votingdesantis #votingbidenbymistake #dagga #pampasgrass #ballina #christhetalkingdog #jormakirkko #honzieshoroscopes

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Ever wanted to know how not to offend a Turkish person and why 31 is such a controversial number in Turkish?

Arnold Schwarzenegger drops in to discuss family life and recent legal battles, while Kelvin Sbacey promotes his new charity for men's mental health and Rhianna runs naked through a farmer's field.

#comedyinterviews #comedy #podcast #arnoldschwarzenegger #kevinspaceyimpression #rhianna #rudewordsinturkish #thirtyoneinturkish #raymac #jormakirkko #lisamorrow

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Pour yourself a G+T, slap on the sunscreen and join us and the best of the guests for a sizzling summer special episode of laughter and captivating stories!

First up is comedian Bob Hennigan, who takes us on a wild ride discussing speeding fines and the art of getting pissed off in a Post Office and needing a poo.

The feastyfeisty author and Editor Morag Prunty joins us, bringing tales of romance with Take That and her autobiographical play, "Am I Irish Yet?" about being a part of the Irish diaspora.

Children's writer and illustrator Jonathan Heilig takes the stage, sharing his journey of fame (but not fortune) in Turkey and his unconventional opinions on Dominos Pizza belches.

Travel writer Lisa Morrow shatters clichés about East vs West stereotypes about Turkey. Discover a whole new side of this beautiful country through her eyes.

And, comedian Christina McMahon will make your funny bone itch with her viral comedy song and how she method acted in front of the whole cast and crew on Ireland's Got Talent and really got up Louis Walsh's nose.

Last but not least, World Champion Toe Wrestler Toetal-Destruction enlightens us on the inclusive nature of his sport and provides insights on dealing with foot fetishists. It's a toe-tapping adventure you won't want to miss!

Sit back, relax, and enjoy this captivating summer special with our incredible lineup of guests. Get ready for laughter, inspiration, and a whole lot of fun!

Giggles is good for you!

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#RayMac #JormaKirkko

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Join us for a naughty festival of mirth and merriment where we discuss why some 70's suburban gardens had Pampas grass, fat lads, Huw Edwards and Bill Wyman's love lives, and an Australian listener telling us how he accidentally offered a diplomat, "man's milk".

And as if that wasn't enough, Donald Trump and his talking dog, Chris get three wishes on their desert island retreat. Will Chris be allowed to use them wisely, or will it all be wall-to-wall golf courses and pallettes of prostitutes?

Meanwhile, in Dear Honzie, our South African agony uncle suggests a rather unique mutual back-scratching solution for his old mentor, Sun columnist, Dear Deidre.

Giggles is good for you!

#RayMac #JormaKirkko #ComedyPodcast #ComedySketches #Istanbul #Over40sComedy #BBCNonceSense #MansMilk #FatLads #HuwEdwards #BillWyman #DonaldTrump #TalkingDog #FraudulentAgonyAunt #GigglesIsGoodForYou #GoodSkills #SwingersInSuburbia #PampasGrass #DearDeidre #Honzie

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Ray Mac returns after his American adventures and dives headfirst into the Gin and Tonic on air with some hilarious results including the struggle to pronounce the word 'writhe', leading to some comedic tongue-twisting moments and horrific editing experiences for a more sober Jorma

.

In a breakfast blunder, a Scottish man is Lost In Translation and because of his poor German, mistakenly confuses a young Austrian child with a breakfast product, leading to a sticky situation as Jorma recalls being embarrassingly overheard revealing sexy secrets in a curry house car park.

Meanwhile, things heat up in Lickey End when Norma from the corner shop sets her sights on newcomer, Roger, only for her plans to backfire in a misunderstanding about Scotch Eggs that leads to traditional village pitchfork and dog-dirt retribution that can't possibly fail - and if it does, surely the police can be persuaded to blame the Bulgarians.

Giggles is good for you. Good skills!

#podcast #comedyfor80skids #comedyfor90skids #comedypodcast #originalcomedysketches #MovingToLickeyEnd #Nutella #LickeyEndChronicles #JormaKirkko #RayMac #JoanORuairc #ValerieRichards #istanbulexpats

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In the latest giggle-inducing episode of Blackmilkshake Comedy Pubcast, Jorma and Ray will answer almost everything you need to know about the surprising kindness of Turkish vets, horse-race fixing by psychics, moving house in a hurry, mastering self-love with a slug. Meanwhile poor Greg the ornithologist finds himself at the police station after discovering more than just bird's eggs in the bushes.

Join Istanbul's funniest lads for a riotous rollercoaster of comedy as they discuss these absurd topics and more. Good skills!

#comedypodcast #comedyinterviews #honzieshoroscopes #fixinghorseraces #peepingtomsketch #comedysketches #birdinthebush #gregthecleaner #lifeinturkey #absurdtopics #michaelcorleone #TimHallam #JamieTMurphy #raymac #jormakirkko #comedyforover40s #gigglesisgoodforyou #goodskills

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Make sure you've got your laughing trousers on as our hilarious hosts welcome the incredibly talented singer and self-confessed 'ginger hooligan', Kim-Roberta Summers-Crook.

In this side-splitting interview, Kim explains how lockdown soul-searching took her from stagnating in a dull job to fulfilling her dream on the folk music scene and how she found her voice. Meanwhile, the boys test her knowledge of show biz while she sportingly helps apply the lubricating Swarfega to Ray's rectum as his monthly rear-entry lie detector test takes place live.

And just when you thought things couldn't get any wackier, Kim-Roberta surprises everyone by singing a sensational duet with a lonely, green duck wearing a nappy!

Tune in for a dose of laughter, unforgettable stories, and incredible music with our fantastic guest, Kim-Roberta Summers-Crook. You'd have to be mad to miss it!

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In the 25th hilarious episode, the Blackmilkshake boys discuss the pros and cons of smearing dog poo on Liam Gallagher's door handle and whether Madonna's really a philanthropist.

Meanwhile, disgraced politicos Boris Johnson and Nicola Sturgeon are rumoured to be on the run to join Mar-A-Lago's Commander and Chief and his talking dog, Chris for a game of 'Donald's Desert Island Dicks'. See how Donald reacts.

And Honzie receives an Eminem style letter from his new neighbour, Stan as we introduce brand new music from Kim-Roberta Summers-Crook and Dan O'Farrell and get a quick visit from Barack Obama.

Join us for a riotous bout of gits and shiggles.

Good skills 

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In this rib-ticklingly ripper episode of "Blackmilkshake Comedy Pubcast," Jorma and Mysterious Desmond take their listeners on a journey of laughter with our feline friends - don't ask meow we do it!

The feline theme takes us on a chariot ride through Norse mythology to the streets of Istanbul and on to female self-pleasuring, leaving no stone unturned in their pursuit of feel-good craic.

Who loves you baby? The boys talk Kojak, shaved heads and bombard you with funny fertile facts while top author, Lisa Morrow returns to give her slant on life in Turkey.

Meanwhile, the hapless Greg finds himself on a nerve-wracking and unexpected blind date, which soon takes a comically awkward turn when Greg misinterprets a comment about inserting a work of literature in a rather intimate place but will Emily finally be 'The One'?

Join Ray, Jorma and Des for an episode brimming with laughter, oddities, and unexpected twists that will leave you in fits of uncontrollable laughter.

#BlackmilkshakeComedyPubcast #OriginalComedy #RibTicklingLaughter #CatsAndComedy #Istanbul #WhoLovesYouBaby

#KojakLaughs #LisaMorrowAuthor #LifeInTurkeyLaughs #AwkwardBlindDate #GregGoesOnADate #JormaKirkko #RayMac #MysteriousDesmond #TimHallam #whatfrigmeans

Regenerate response

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Saddle up as we go to the races, where a dodgy psychic can guarantee you a winner if he slips the favourite just enough Rohypnol to lose the first race. Amidst the laughter, brace yourselves for a surprise as new co-host Mysterious Desmond ups the ante and the boys discuss 'unfortunate personal choices': a witch doctor who curses misbehaving vaginas and a possessive Brazilian father-in-law. Plus Jorma and Des introduce you to Chris, Donald Trump's talking dog. Join us for this uproarious escapade that proves even a desert island or a burnt penis can't stop comedy gold from happening.

#ComedyPodcast #JormaKirkko #OriginalSketches #HonziesHorsoscopes #HilariousBanter #QuirkyHumour #GigglesIsGoodForYou #WittyLaughs #ComedyCentral #HilariousStories #HumorousPodcast #JormaAndRay #MysteriousDesmond #RayMac #AmericanPieNotoriousPieScene #HilariousAntics #TalkingDogs #PodcastLaughs #FunPodcast #DonaldTrumpsketch #GoodSkills

Regenerate response

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Just how easy is it to find yourself on the wrong side of the law when hairdryers and women's bras are involved? How long does it take for sphincter muscles to relax during monthly polygraph probings? Which one of the boys wet himself just before the show and what on earth does Whale Oil Beef-Hooked mean?

All will be revealed by Jorma and Ray in the first anniversary episode of Blackmilkshake Comedy Pubcast. Join us on our jolly journey. Good skills!

#Comedypodcast #Blackmilkshakecomedypubcastfacebook #podcastanniversary #jimmcdonaldinthebighouse #raysrectalprobing #jormakirkko #raymac #WhaleOilBeefHooked #Jamietmurphy #goodskills #comedysketches

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Join Ray and Jorma in this side-splitting comedy podcast episode featuring close shaves at the circus and a camping trip gone awry. Laugh along as Honzie's attempts to impress Vagella, the ringmaster's assistant, can only be described as 'taking the piss'. Meanwhile, a listener shares a hilarious tale of misunderstood accents, resulting in costly and comical consequences. Get ready for giggles, good cheer, and plenty of fun and games in this entertaining episode.

#comedy #podcast #circusmishaps #campingmisadventures #knife-throwingact, #lostintranslation #close shaves #giggiesisgood #raymac #jormakirkko #fun #original #vagella #honzieshoroscopes #gregthecleaner

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Blackmilkshake, the funniest podcast of the year is the only place where you can learn about the love life of a ladybug, Ray teaches Chinese algebra while learning from Jorma how to rhyme words. Meanwhile, Honzie will show you how to get yourself into rude magazines, Bill Clinton laughs his ass off and Dr. Brutus Himmler gets to the 'bottom' of all your hyper-sexual disorders.

Giggles is good for you!

#comedypodcast #billclinton #drbrutushimmler #instituteofpsychiatology #inflatabletoyfetish #sylvesterstallonesleastfavouritemovie

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Find out what American presidents really do on their day off., find out our reaction to recently getting in the podcast charts while learning the very best and worst ways to get home after a few too many blackmilkshakes and how to stop your unsatiable girlfriend's excessive sexual demands.

#comedypodcast #sketches #bidenobamatrumpsketch #lostintranslation #howtogethomedrunnk #mickjaggertopclassshagger #jormakirkko #raymac

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Love is in the air for the Blackmilkshake boys. Greg wins a prize to learn Gladiatorial Seduction Techniques at the Russell Crowe Love Bureau and Lisa Morrow gives us the ins and outs of Turkish weddings while Morgan Freeman talks about why he has never played a white character. The boys talk holidays, Barry Humphries and why it's important to be over 5ft10 tall in a Turkish tunnel.

#comedy #gladiator #russellcrowe #timhallam #morganfreeman #lovebureau #lisamorrow #insideoutinistanbul

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In this holiday special Ray and Jorma delve into England's weirdest village with giggles galore, some mild Nazi eugenics, a stolen Scotch egg and some sex with Liam Neeson in a car park.

#comedy #trimmedbushes #lickeyend #liamneeson #scotcheggs #dogging #christinamcmahon #timhallam #vagellarickrocks

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The funniest podcast of the year brings you an unlicensed travelling bespoke bra-salesman, criminal psychiatology from the Dr. Brutus Himmler institute, and an unfortunate Dominos Pizza experience while we introduce the most famous author never to receive a penny from being read by millions of children across the country. A bumper special with giggles galore, good skills and a great guest, game-for-a-laugh Jonathan Heilig.

#criminalminds #brutushimmlerinstitute #jonathanheiligauthor #psychiatology #thesultansblacksmithbook #pizzaburps

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Donald Trump learns what a question is and launches his new cap for 2024. You can find out the past is the key to dogging village, Lickey End's modern weirdness. Meanwhile Honzie clears up the old debate of how July sex is different in the northern and southern hemispheres and we meet Randy, the appropriately named guinea pig.

#donaldtrumpsketch #lgbtcaps #dogginginlickeyend #spoofhoroscopes #randytheguineapig

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Learn what not to say to a middle-aged South American woman or if you share the same bathroom fantasies as Ray.

Find out the lengths that Michael Corleone will go to to protect giggles. Meanwhile, Honzie, South Africa's top agony uncle gives some tough love to an anonymous employee of a prominent American psychiatologist.

Giggles is good for you!

#comedypodcast #honzie #lostintranslation #brutushimmler #psychiatology #thegodfather #michaelcorleone #readerswives

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Ever wondered about Club 18-30 holidays for people who're in denial about their sexuality? Or perhaps you've always worried about the mechanics of a Turkish toilets for ladies with big bottoms. Maybe the great Cow vs Shark debate moooves you to tears?

You'll find the solutions to all these problems and more in the latest madcap episode of Blackmilkshake Comedy Pubcast.

Meanwhile in Beastenders, Phil suspects that Greg is moving on Sharon and the Arches.

#comedypodcast #sketches #vaticantourism #eastendersparody #lisamorrow #insideoutinistanbul #beastenders

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What lengths does a world champion need to go to, to keep that competitive edge?

In this hilarious episode, World Toe Wrestling Champion, Toe-tal Destruction reveals to you how surgical enhancement and bizarre body shaving rituals may or may not help you reach the dizzy heights of success and how to deal with with the unwanted attention of foot fetishists.

Meanwhile, why not unleash the inner red-head in you, as Toe-Tal helps Ray to regain his Ginger Pride in our Ginger Corner quiz and Honzie advises on how to avoid family shame.

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Jorma and Ray welcome you for more giggles from Istanbul. Find out what they make of Sam Smith's pronouns, hear an unusual compliment they get from Donald Trump and find out what not to say to a Turkish pharmacist during Covid.

Meanwhile why not visit England in the spring with Greg as he stumbles down a lovers' lane in England's weirdest village, Lickey End and offers to lend assistance to a couple of well-known friends of the show.

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In the latest hilarious episode of Blackmilkshake, travel writer and special guest Lisa Morrow shares with you the secrets of life in Turkey. Find out your true feelings about law and order and if there is, indeed, such a thing as victimless crime in Criminal Minds BS, catch our exclusive interview with Danny 'Headhunter' Preston whose rock 'n' roll lifestyle once saw him beat a man to death with his own shoes but now is developing a line in defecating dolls, Honzie will teach you about the elements of the zodiac while still confusing Capricorn and Capri Sun while the lads bring you all the burning topics such as funny song titles and Marmite.

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The first Pubcast of 2023 sees Ray and Jorma have the tables turned on them as the special guest is actually the host! Claremorris radio host, Eleanor Prendergast, quizzes them about their lives and their friendship. A must-listen for all Shakers with the boys sharing celebrity anecdotes about Louis Walsh and Tom Cruise, while Honzie returns from suspension holiday to deal with more of your personal problems and Phil Mitchell-Off-Eastenders pays a romantic visit to Istanbul, which takes Greg the cleaner by surprise and if that wasn't enough, the boys learn the art of underwear purchases in Istanbul from travel writer, Lisa Morrow.

This show is kindly provided by Claremorris Community Radio, Co. Mayo, Ireland and the original comedy content was written by James Kirk and sponsored by Ireland's Smallest Comedy Club, Galway, Ireland.

#insideoutinistanbul #philmitchelldrunk #agonyuncle #lickeyend

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Meet Christina McMahon, whose cringey ''Tender Tinder Ballad'' went viral and saw her embarrass a big name on Ireland's Got Talent.

Why not join Jim McDonald, Honzie, Greg the Cleaner locked in a pub for Christmas? And the Lickey End Broadcasting Company brings breaking news of Scotch Eggs, untrimmed bushes and dog dirt from England's weirdest village. Plus our new monthly feature Inside and Out in Istanbul with Lisa Morrow gives you a quirky look into living in Turkey

Meanwhile a German graphically deconstructs British food and you can find out how to buy all your Christmas presents for just 34.99 now that the Queen has died.

FULL TRANSCRIPT AVAILABLE HERE:

https://d.docs.live.net/65ae16ad827c0e86/Documents/Blackmilkshake/Complete%20Episodes/08.%20December%20TRANSCRIPT.docx

#christinamcmahon #tendertinderballad #louiswalsh #honzie #jimmcdonald #gregthecleaner #lisamorrow #lickeyend

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Am I Irish Yet - Yomyulery 1 welcomes author and magazine editor Morag Prunty discussing her Irish identity and romance with a young Take That That as well as sizzling seasonal chat.

Liam Neeson is back putting the Cringle back in Christmas with a flirty Vagella Rick-Rocks and Dr. Brutus Himmler determines whether Ray is psychiatologically fit to spend Christmas with humans.

Mince pies and Turkey galore all served up with lashings of laughs, Ray's rude magazines and a bit of toe wrestling.

#moragprunty #amiirishyet #katekerrigan #psychiatology #drbrutushimmler #liamneeson #worldtoewrestlingfederation #takethat #readerswives

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Winter’s on its way but the Blackmilkshake boys are still bringing you the sunshine.

Honzie gives some right royal advice to warring brothers,

Tom Godfrey talks pantomime, the lads learn about cattle prods and offers they can’t refuse, while Ray’s red-headedness is pushed to the limit in Ginger Corner.

#pantomime #istanbul #cattleprods #speechbubbles #williamandharry #psychiatology #lickeyend #godfathersketch #honzie

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Ghosts and ghouls galore as Jorma and Ray Creep It Real.

See if Ray can avoid incarceration as he undergoes Psychiatological Profiling. Meanwhile DJ Tim Hallam talks about the nostalgia and passion of 12 inches in a sleeve plus you can learn about Liam Neeson's recent summer romance in a major world exclusive interview.

Meanwhile check what Gladiator star, Russell Crowe and a Scouse plumber are doing in the Job Centre and find out what Honzie the mystic always thinks about when he looks at the Libra scales.

All this and the usual fun and games with a decidedly spooky air.

#psychiatology #retrorecords #gladiator #honzie #halloween #liamneeson #africanprostitute

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In this titillating episode, comedian Bob Hennigan warns of the frustration of trying to pay a fine under the name of Robert and how ADHD has helped his career.

Sultry TV chef Vagella Rick-Rocks talks forced rhubarb and gets angry with her pussy, while Ray discusses his most meaningful erection plus all the usual shenanigans and a couple of scoops of intoxication along the way. Good Skills!

#Irelandssmallestcomedyclub #erectionsection #ADHD #bobhennigan #celebritychefs

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This episode sees the boys narrowly escape a buggering during a cookery lesson.

Find out how a slip of the tongue can lead to an involuntary masturbatory confession in Lost In Translation.

Coronation Street's favourite drunken Ulsterman gets 'a dig in the bake when he's down' and there's only one solution open to him.

South African mystic and agony uncle, Honzie answers your letter and explains how to cope after finding your wife has been stripping on a webcam.

Join in the craic and all the usual banter involving Rocky Balboa, Johnny Logan's love child, a singing green duck and a couple of scoops along the way.

#jimmcdonald #charlielawson #coronationstreet #lostintranslation #agonyuncle #honzie #unclemonty #orvilletheduck

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In that 'difficult second album' , Jorma and Ray return with some consumer advice from Big Jim McDonald, Liam Neeson shares his "One Night In Paris" confession, veteran entertainer Leonard Lafferty regales us with tales of Mafiosi Hobbits and Honzie returns with more Horoscope scamming.

On top of that you'll learn what not to call a car in Spain, why Polar Bears are really Irish and Ray Mac' does a psychiatology profiling test with guaranteed monkey business

#comedyhoroscopes #liamneeson #paris #huddersfieldempire #hobbits #polarbears #onenightinparis #psychiatology #jimmcdonald

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Blackmilkshake Comedy Pubcast welcomes you a typical night down the local juicer, James Joyce Irish Pub in Istanbul. Sketches, banter, games from Jorma and Ray and a hundred thousand welcomes to you all.

Coronation Street's favourite drunken Irishman shows you how to lose a respectable business, Honzie the backpacking South African astronomer reads your horoscopes and we find ourselves Taken Liam Neeson's phone call. while Mossy explains why Longford is the only logical place for a holiday.

Grab yourself a chair, pour yourself a drink and listen to the craic between a couple of philosophers partaking in a night of intoxication.

Good skills!

#jimmcdonald #charlielawson #liamneeson #comedyhoroscopes #coronationstreet #honzie #astrolomy #longfordtourism

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