Talking Istanbullocks: Comedy Pubcast

Summer’s here — and everyone’s thrilled… except a furious Galway sex shop owner named Dave.

Ray takes us on a wild tour through the erotic aisles of Laura Jane Boutique—brace yourself, it’s not for the faint-hearted. Doris Freeman spills the tea on why her husband Morgan is sulking, while Morgan himself delivers a surprisingly heartfelt spoken word on spirituality, grief, and whisky.

Sam Smith returns with quirky confessions about his solo rituals and a baffling new ambition: to become an oyster.

And in our weekly sketch, Kaiden Stokes attempts to join a women’s football team by playing the trans card, sparking chaos and comedy in equal measure.

#ComedyPodcast #BritishHumour #IrishComedy #Satire #SpokenWord #TransDebate #WomenInFootball #SketchComedy

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In the latest episode of Talking Istanbullocks, things spiral from the valleys of Wales to the poultry pens of Lickey End.

Jorma belts out “The Rambler”, a Kenny Rogers-style ballad advising Welsh village pub-goers about Brexit, inbreeding and sheep-related shame.

True or False starts with Norm from Cheers and somehow ends with Irish wakes and obituaries, Welsh Baftas, and Paul Bastard — Torquay United’s fan liaison officer turned internet legend.

In Lickey End, Norma’s standing for Reform UK but forgets politics the moment she sees her black, poultry-farming Tory rival. Love (or something like it) blossoms over his prize cock.

Ray praises actress Joan O’Ruairc for her role as long-suffering Betty and launches an unofficial campaign for her Welsh Bastard BAFTA — and no, that’s not a typo.

Packed with satire, innuendo, and the sort of nonsense that’d turn your uncle off and make your auntie want it all the harder

#TalkingIstanbullocks

#PaulBastardTorquay

#ComedyPodcast

#SketchComedy

#WelshBaftas

#KennyRogersParody

#LickeyEnd

#ReformUK

#BritishComedy

#IrishComedy

#PoliticalSatire

#PrizeCock

#FanLiaisonLegend

#ObituariesAndBaftas

#CultComedy

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Jorma and Ray are celebrating three years of Talking Istanbullocks — with goats, Trump, and a whole lot of “leather!” (You’ll have to listen to understand that one.)

Expect:

– A Morgan Freeman poem about semi-retirement, Gary Lineker and goats, and the joys of not listening to your wife

– A True or False segment full of goat facts and Ray-grade puns

– A sketch where Trump and Musk plot to tax penguins and colonise Mars, until Chris the Talking Dog crashes the party and Mexican fishermen save the day.

Also: a cheating father explains politics to his son with a crystal clear analogy

#TalkingIstanbullocks #Top10PercentPodcast #ComedyPodcast #BritishComedy #IrishHumour #MorganFreemanParody #GaryLineker #Goats #TrumpSketch

#ElonMusk #ChrisTheTalkingDog #PodcastAnniversary #satire #surrealcomedy #banter

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He's back. He’s brooding. He’s possibly plagiarising. And he's forgotten his sandwiches.

This Liam Neeson Special features five of our most beloved (and ridiculous) parody interviews from the past three years — plus two raunchy sketches involving a sultry American MILF named Vagella Rick-Rocks, who may or may not be trying to seduce Liam in increasingly absurd scenarios.

Along the way, Liam overshares about romance, attempts to rebrand himself as a serious creative artist, and pitches original ideas such as:

While giving us first-hand insight into his bizarre world of:

Each sketch is followed by commentary from Jorma and Ray, who try (and mostly fail) to make sense of Liam’s creative process, real-life zoo visits and late night video games with celebrity friends like Carol Vorderman, Bill Nighy and Gerry Adams - and suspiciously familiar plotlines.

It’s part tribute, part chaos, part forgotten sandwiches – with extra lashings of filth.

All sketches written by Jorma Kirkko.

Voices by Liam Meeson, Jorma Kirkko, Valerie Richards, Tim Hallam

#ComedyPodcast #SketchComedy #BritishHumour #IrishHumour #LiamNeesonTaken

#DarkComedy #Parody #ComedyInterviews #NewEpisode #ListenNow #Trending #LiamNeesonNews

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Whether it's Muff in Donegal, Twatt in Orkney, Lickey End in Worcestershire, we've all secretly dreamed of visiting places with rude names.

Lickey End is Britain's best-kept secret.

Join us as Norma the Nympho Nazi and loyal Betty navigate a world of nazi potato sacks, requesting discipline from John Wayne, abusing blow-ins, punch ups at jam making competitions, seducing postmen, shaming yourself on national television and getting down to the vinegar strokes with Nigel Farage.

#comedysketches #britishhumour #middleEngland #satire #irishhumour #podcastrecommendation #lickeyend #funnyplacenames

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The funniest duo are celebrating natural women in their own inimitable way. Join Ray and Jorma for an hour of fun.

'This show is fuller than a Ryanair Toilet when a fat lass invites her fella to the Mile High Club' - Jorma.

Highlights:

Check out the boys' Facebook page for a link to Jorma's recent Brexit interview and drop us a line at talkingistanbullocks@gmail.com if you have any poetry requests for Morgan or you'd like to comment or make a suggestion.

Join Ray and Jorma for an hour of craic! Giggles Is Good For You!

All sketches, songs and jingles written and performed by Jorma Kirkko

Produced by James Kirk

#Irishcomedy #Britishcomedy #expatpodcast #MorganFreemanPoetry #DonaldTrumpGreenland #BBWMagazine #BBW #Spoofhoroscopes #fakepsychic #rebelsongparody #celluliteisbeautiful

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Ray and Jorma kick off 2025 with the rudest episode we’ve done in a long time—but also one of the funniest! Expect geographical and Nena trivia, as well as a deep dive into the town of Wank and its premium leisure pass. Meanwhile, Morgan Freedman graces us with a poetic reflection on anal bleaching, dedicated (of course) to Ray.

Elon Musk makes an appearance in a sketch filled with whiskey, ketamine, and unsolicited pizza orders for Justin Trudeau. Then, the moment you've all been waiting for—Dr. Brutus Himmler returns to probe Ray in a cutting-edge psychiatric experiment. Will he beat the rectal polygraph and finally be free of his past obsessions?

Also, find out why Wank Mountain is a real place, why Love Island contestants fear the unbleached, and how the lads continue their campaign to get Musk to notice their sketches. Expect relentless filth, juvenile humour, and highly questionable medical procedures!

#ComedyPodcast #TalkingIstanbullocks #MorganFreedman #ElonMusk #AnalBleaching #GermanTrivia #WankMountain #LoveIsland #Nena #Nigel Farage #RectalPolygraph #Satire #Pubcast #AdultHumour #FilthiestEpisode

TRANSCRIPT

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hSDcW5W9t0fj59gKAZo274K34XKwqK5zZKNcrgsaGWw/edit?usp=sharing

#ComedyPodcast #TalkingIstanbullocks #MorganFreedman #ElonMusk #AnalBleaching #GermanTrivia #WankMountain #LoveIsland #RectalPolygraph #IGotProbed #Satire #Pubcast #AdultHumour #FilthiestEpisode

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Where else would you hear about Morgan Freeman and Bill Clinton falling out, Russell Crowe dismissing Gladiator 2 and a woke bloke getting a visit from the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future?

All this plus the usual fun and games. Talking Istanbullocks, the weekend breakfast show broadcast in a pub with original sketches, is back!!!!

#ChristmasShow #Comedy #BritishComedy #IrishHumour #MorganFreemanPoem #BillClintonVegan #RussellCroweInterview #Gladiator2 #KaidenStokes #AChristmasCarolParody #JoanO'Ruairc

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In this wet and wild Turkish holiday edition of Talking Istanbullocks, Jorma Kirkko brings you celebrity banter, sharp-witted sketches, and some jaws-dropping shark facts. With guest appearances by Liam Neeson and Morgan Freedman.

Highlights:

Don’t miss this episode packed with humour, nostalgia, and some seriously outlandish movie pitches. And remember, keep sharing the show on social media to help us keep the laughs coming!

Hashtags/Keywords: #Britishcomedy IrishComedy #TrampolinePrankCall #JawsRemake #OasisReunion #LiamNeeson #PodcastHumour #IndependentCreators #SharkFacts #SharkPuns #ComedySketches #SupportIndie #LiamNeesonInterview #MorganFreedmanPoem #FuckJoeRogan #FuckTheBBC

TRANSCRIPT

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gplUY1hSYzBi8IZNABZ_ciZ6nxWMAf7qPoxnUZbzAD0/edit?usp=sharing

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In this laugh-packed episode of Talking Istanbullocks, the boys talk Istanbul cosmetic surgery and the dulcet tones of Morgan Freedman as he recites a poem on the curious trend of 'brieing'—yes, you heard that right, cheese takes centre stage in this ECSTATIC verse.

Ray Mac brings True or False segment, where Willem Dafoe's willy plays a prominent part. The episode only gets funnier with a side-splitting sketch featuring Kaiden Stokes, who gets more than he bargained for when he invites a Native American guest to his Thanksgiving dinner. Expect awkward cultural misunderstandings, plenty of laughs, and a not-so-traditional holiday meal that takes an unexpected turn!

Don't miss out on Honzie's Horoscopes and Psychic Predictions for August—where the future seems oddly familiar, and the stars have a wicked sense of humour.

Tune in for a rollercoaster of comedy that covers everything from cheese rituals to offbeat astrology!

#Britishcomedy #Irishcomedy #Brieing #MDMAinincheese #WillemDafoePenisSize #KaidenStokesWokeBloke #ComedySketch #IsThanksgivingRacist #SpoofHoroscopes #PsychicPredictions

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In the latest entertaining episode of the Talking Istanbullocks Comedy Pubcast, Jorma Kirkko, pub raconteur par excellence, takes the stage solo, sharing some of his most entertaining stories and tackling a wide array of questions from listeners.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AAdIgn2TbxGSyQgAH4btOs9puTHuRhNwBQb04Aqzbso/edit?usp=sharing

#ComedyPodcast #BritishHumour #ListenerQandA #JormaKirkko #SchoolPranks #CarAccidentRevenge #MorganFreeman #BestPubStories #PodcastHumour #RevengePorn

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Welcome back to another sizzling edition of *Talking Istanbullocks*! Ray and Jorma cool each other down in the sweltering Turkish heat as they give you the funniest 45 minutes of your week.

1. Introduction & Banter

Jorma Kirkko and Ray Mac kick off the show with their usual banter, chatting about the week that was, including Jorma's recent adventures in the film world. Between celebrity parties and the fun of the film set, while Ray still eagerly awaits his big break in 'scud flicks'

2. Morgan Freedman's Comedy Poem: Raw Dogging

Yes, you heard it right! Morgan Freeman is back with another hilarious poem, this time at the request of Erling Haaland. The topic? The latest airplane trend – Raw Dogging. It's as absurd as it sounds, and Morgan delivers with his signature style. 

Written by Iggy Pop, David Bowie and Morgan Freedman

Produced by Jorma Kirkko

3. Discussion on Raw DoggingThe lads dive deep into the strange world of Raw Dogging. What started as a questionable in-flight activity has now become the topic of a riotous debate. Is it about simplicity, or just madness? 

4. True or False Quiz – Olympic Edition

Get ready for a special Olympics-themed quiz! Ray and Jorma test each other on some bizarre Olympic trivia, with plenty of laughs along the way. Who will come out on top this time?

5. Donald Trump Sketch: Desert Island Drama

In a side-splitting sketch, Donald Trump and his talking dog, Chris, are still stranded on a desert island. But this time, they're visited by the one and only Marjorie Taylor Swift (no, not the pop star). Big news is on the horizon, but will it be enough to get them off the island? And what has Donald been doing without real women to have sex with for the last year and a half?

Written and produced by Jorma Kirkko

Chris The Dog played by Jorma Kirkko

6. Post of the Week

We wrap things up with the Post of the Week, where Ray shares a joke about a duck walking into a pub. The punchline? You'll have to listen to find out!

🎙️ Call to Action: Don't forget to subscribe, share, and like the podcast on all platforms. Follow us on YouTube for more behind-the-scenes content, and don't be a silent stalker – join the conversation!

💬 Join the Fun: Want to suggest a topic for Morgan Freeman's next poem? Drop us a line, and you might hear your idea brought to life in a future episode.

🎧 New Podcast Alert: Be sure to check out *Are You Alright, Hun?*, a warm and heartfelt podcast by Jamie T. Murphy that tackles real-life stories of addiction and mental health. It's a serious, yet hopeful conversation that you won't want to miss.

#TalkingIstanbullocks #ComedyPodcast #MorganFreemanParody #RawDoggingTrend #OlympicsTrivia #DonaldTrumpParody #PodcastBanter #CelebritySketches #Britishcomedy #Irishcomedy #JoinTheLaughs #JamieTMurphy #MentalHealthStories #NewPodcastAlert #SubscribeAndLaugh #AreYouAlrightHun #Funny45Minutes #ScudFlicksDreams #DesertIslandDrama #ListenerInteraction #PodcastCommunity #NightClubbingParody #IggyPopCover

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Tune in for laughs, absurdity, and maybe even a bit of wisdom (well, maybe)!

Presented by Ray Mac and Jorma Kirkko

Produced by Jorma Kirkko

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Segments:

Chinese Year of the Istanbullocks/ Introduction

Morgan Freedman Poem: The Rusty Sheriff's Badge

True or False

Comedy Sketch

Criminal Minds - Psychiatology Quiz

Kiss and Tell

Post of the Week

Description: "Join us for Episode 82 of Talking Istanbullocks! In this edition, Jorma Kirkko brings you a hilarious and diverse lineup of segments. We kick off with a rude poem by Morgan Freedman where he delights us with a humorously crafted poem, 'The Rusty Sheriff's Badge.'

Test your knowledge with our True or False quiz, and enjoy the chaos as celebrity chef Vagella Rickrocks attempts to maintain her sexy, calm veneer while dealing with her mischievous cat, Caroline. Ray undergoes comedy criminal profiling in our Criminal Minds segment, and we share a laugh over a reader's dodgy date story in Kiss and Tell. Finally, we wrap up with the Post of the Week, featuring a joke sent in by one of our listeners.

Brought to you by Frog Log magazine, your go-to source for all things amphibian. Despite Ray's absence, we promise you won't even notice he's not there! Tune in for laughs, banter, and a good time."

#BritishComedy #ComedyPodcast #MorganFreemanPoem #IrishComedy #TrueOrFalseQuiz #NigellaLawsonParody #CriminalMinds #KissAndTell #PostOfTheWeek #FrogLogMagazine

TRANSCRIPT

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GtdMMAqQJ-gEV8z0RHykguDZIzfUNkC1BQliIypUk-8/edit

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The boys are back in town!

1. Welcome and Introduction:

2. Thrift Shop by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis (Featuring Joe Biden)

3. Celebrity True or False Quiz:Kicking off with Sylvester Stallone the chat soon descends into Ray's love of Milk Maid Magazine and his ambitions to set up a softcore magazine called 'Swank'.

4. Honzie's Horoscopes

5. Listener Engagement:

6. Post of The Week

Additional Notes:

#ComedyPodcast #BritishComedy #IrishComedy #JoeBidenresigns #Banter #IstanbulComedy #Funny #TractorSex #HoroscopePredictions #HealthAnd Efficiency #SuffolkGazzette #HumorAndSatire #MustListenPodcast #ComedyVarietyShow

TRANSCRIPT:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TJ-w22vJ4gTWqM5Myi8gYbfMlRs2M4pK5pJbqN8FKKM/edit?usp=sharing

Social Media:

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This week:

– Gareth Southgate and Rishi Sunak sing a tearjerking self-penned duet.

– A serial killer hosts a dinner party — but who’s doing the dismembering?

– An infertile Irishman offers his services to two lesbians for an entire year.

– Plus: heartfelt chat about losing a beloved pet

Song: Dry Your Eyes Mate (Gareth Southgate) written and performed by The Streets and Jorma Kirkko

Sketch: Written by Jamie T. Murphy and Jorma Kirkko. Starring: Jamie T. Murphy, Jorma Kirkko, Joan O'Ruairc, Harold Shipman and Valerie Richards

This podcast uses AI and may depict certain events that are purely fictitious.

#britishcomedy #irishcomedy #comedypodcast #garethsoutgatesong #mikeskinner #who'sdoingthedishesparody #haroldshipmansketch

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While Ray Mac lounges like a sun-kissed lizard somewhere mysterious, Jorma holds the (Venetian) fort from sunny Chania, Crete with controversial Irish artist Jamie T. Murphy co-hosting from Wexford, Ireland.

It's a summer special packed with sketches, poetry, and stories you probably wouldn’t hear on the BBC.

Jamie turns the tables and interviews Jorma, leading to a chaotic mix of nonsense and nostalgia that's a real insightful treat for regular listeners. including too much information about pubic depilation, jam, King Charles' breakfast, the rigours of wokeness and a surprisingly moving tribute to Ray softcore 80s film collection.

The lads mostly manage to avoid politics and sport, but absolutely nobody is safe from mockery.

Highlights Include:

PS: Check out Jamie’s podcast on mental health – Ya Alrite Hun?

#PodcastRecommendation #ComedyPodcast

#SketchComedy

#SatiricalPodcast

#ComedyGold

#DarkHumour

#BritishComedy

#IrishComedy

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In today's show special guests, comedy-writer and musician Jamie T. Murphy and bookshop owner, Wally O'Neill talk about how they help people suffering from addictions, mental health and homelessness in their home-town of Wexford, while the politicians do nothing.

The pair are launching their own podcast next week, 'Ya alright Hun?' where people tell their real-life stories of mental illness and addiction in their families. Jamie and Wally are chalk and cheese but are both heroes in their community and riveting and hilarious guests.

This week's sketch is Gareth Southgate and Rishi Sunak performing Lose Yourself by Eminem.

#britishcomedy #irishhumour #redbookswexford #jamietmurphy #wallyoneill #mentalhealthcharity #southgateout #sunakout #comedysong #Eminemripoff

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1. Welcome and Introduction:

2. Chickpeas and Rat Boys

3. Morgan Freedman's Poem - "Ratboy Summer":

4. Ratboy discussion – a Welsh BAFTA nomination for Morgan Freeman?

5. Listener Engagement:

6. True or False Quiz: The Reproductive Lives Of Bees and David Beckham

7. Community Spotlight – ‘Are You Alright Hon?’

8. Bogus Horoscope and Psychic Predictions for the month of June with Honzie Curley:

9. Post of the Week:

10. Final Thoughts and Outro:

Additional Notes:

#ComedyPodcast #BritishComedy #IrishComedy #RatboySummer #Banter #IstanbulComedy #Funny#WexfordBooks #HoroscopePredictions #ViralTrends #TikTokFashion #HumorAndSatire #MustListenPodcast #ComedyVarietyShow

TRANSCRIPT:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Anka0iEBcAqPg8zW5MJvRX_C5aTQnNallLx_tlcbR7w/edit

Social Media:

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"Funnier than Jonathan Ross" - Graham Norton.

The belly laughs are back in this summer variety show as Ray and Jorma drink gin with various vegetable surprises in conjunction with Pakistan Textile Journal

Chinese Year of the Talking Istanbullocks: Introduction and Ray gets a sensual foot massage from an Aussie farmer called BruceIs The New American Dream: A poem by Morgan Freeman. Morgan talks about how hopeless the two geriatric presidential candidates, Biden and Trump are and drops a revealing hint about Clint Eastwood's recent embarrassing hospital visit.Aging Presidents discussion: Sharks, Electric boats and Morgan Freeman's age.Plugging the YouTube channel: Talking Istanbullocks Comedy.Being accused of being an NPC by a little bollix and not understanding internet slang.True or False: Test your knowledge of boybands and rhyming slang for haemorrhoids (piles).Mock The Woke (COMEDY SKETCH)Kaiden Stokes, the overly woke bloke, tries to order a pint of ''Guinness Beer'' from Greg, the slightly autistic bartender, who mistakes him for a Trip Advisor inspector. Greg tries to be ''accommodating and friendly'' and Kaiden ends up in a spot of bother with the police after he flashes some dollars around in a red light district.Blackmilkshake Post of the Week: Which human organ becomes ten times bigger when it's stimulated? Preview and Shout Outs

TRANSCRIPT: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ROCe-4pODCDpFoGLVz4J6cGPagEEYMLNv-pnKKmzpOs/edit?usp=sharing

Join us for another riotous episode filled with satire, slapstick, and clever comedy. If you enjoy the show, don’t forget to share it with your friends and leave us a rating!

#ComedyPodcast #BritishComedy #IrishComedy #GinAndTonicCucumber #hilariouspodcast #youngatheart #MockTheWoke #BidenOrTrump #MorganFreemanPoetry #PodcastHumour #TalkingIstanbullocksYouTubeChannel #TimHallam #PakistanTextileJournal #hilariouspodcast #funnierthanjonathanross

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In this steamy and sultry episode from a tropical Istanbul, Jorma and Ray bring you a blend of belly laughs and unexpected twists in a show brought to you in conjunction with American Bitch magazine

Chinese Year of the Talking Istanbullocks: Introduction and Ray explains how he allegedly got a hole in his jorts.Ink On Ugly: A poem by Morgan Freeman. Morgan talks yachts, emergency workers and questions the wisdom of body art with his signature wit.Tattoo discussion: Jorma makes a bold comment on Shakira and Chardonnay's parentsPlugging the YouTube channel: Talking Istanbullocks ComedyTrue or False: Test your knowledge on Jerry Hall, Geri Halliwell, Mick Jagger and Bryan Ferry and a nice story about Balinese hospitality and were the Rolling Stones paedophiles?Nigel Farage General Erection: A sketch where Nigel goes on the campaign trail in Lickey End and misunderstands a middle-aged woman's ''invitation to Lickey End''.Blackmilkshake Post of the Week: The boys read the funniest and most outrageous listener submissions, including a humorous story involving a priest and some unexpected reactions during a church massSpecial Thanks: Shout-outs to our loyal listeners and an awkward thanks to the fantastic Joan O'Ruairc

TRANSCRIPT: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OdlELg1u5rknzfvgaPhM5gcjTdGmEGBn9OkmCagkTuA/edit

Join us for another uproarious episode filled with satire, slapstick, and clever comedy. If you enjoy the show, don’t forget to share it with your friends and leave us a rating!

#ComedyPodcast #BritishComedy #IrishComedy #TattooFails #hilariouspodcast #youngatheart #NigelFarageMilkshake #NigelFarageSexScandal #MorganFreemanPoetry #PodcastHumour #TalkingIstanbullocksYouTubeChannel #JoanO'Ruairc #AmericanBitch #hilariouspodcast #youngatheart

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''The funniest podcast in heaven or on earth’’ – Pope Francis

Comedy variety and chat from a sunny Istanbul.

#ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #BritishComedy #IrishComedy #JormaKirklo #RayMac #MorganFreemanPoem HabsburgChins #JesusSketch  #TrueOrFalseQuiz #BeingJohnMalkovich #JohnMalkovichSchoolBusDriver #SuperMacsVsMcDonalds #PodcastBanter #JobCentreSketch #MattSmithUgly #WelshBaftas #JesusUnemployed #ALittleIrishMathsTest  #DirtyTreeAndATurd #PodcastInTurkey #IstanbulComedy #IrishCountdown #WasThatJeremyBeadle

Transcript

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MjvqhpJePReDBQ4grirxR16L1MKMCbZNt164EzkWte4/edit

Episode Highlights

1. Introduction

  - Introduction to the episode by Jorma Kirkko and Ray Mac.

  - Mention of sponsors, Vaticanum - 'the most a-peeling magazine for potato storers'

2. Episode Highlights and chat

3. Morgan Freeman Funny Poem

4. True or False Quiz and chat

5. Jesus In The Job Centre SKETCH

* What work have you done before Jesus?

* I suppose I am a Christian

* I’ve not worked really for 2000 years

* Was that  fucking Jeremy Beadle?

6. Post of the Week

7. Thanks and Closing Credits

  - Closing remarks, credits, and thank-yous to contributors and sponsors

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''The funniest podcast of all time with the two funniest lads'' - Eamonn Holmes.

Comedy variety and chat from a sunny Istanbul.

#ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #BritishComedy #IrishComedy #JormaKirklo #RayMac #MorganFreemanPoem #SpoofHoroscopes #FakePsychic #TrueOrFalseQuiz #AnimalFacts #FantasticMrFox #PodcastBanter #LieDetectorTest #RectalPolygraph #Marmite #Psychiatology #NickiMinaj #EamonHolmes #PsychicPredictions #PodcastInTurkey #IstanbulComedy

Transcript

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SQNpkbRxew8NS0Yrimu9_DM51ZouDCJsCXNwsBO9H68/edit

Episode Highlights

1. Introduction

  - Introduction to the episode by Jorma Kirkko and Ray Mac.

  - Mention of sponsors, James Joyce Irish Pub and Potato Storage International Magazine - 'the most a-peeling magazine for potato storers'

2. Episode Highlights and chat

3. Morgan Freeman Funny Poem

4. True or False Quiz and chat

5. Psychic Predictions with Honzie

  - Honzie's horoscopes and psychic predictions for the month of May.

6. Dr. Brutus Himmler Rectal Polygraph on Ray

9. YouTube Channel Promotion

  - Promotion of the podcast’s YouTube channel and recent uploads.

10. Post of the Week

11. Thanks and Closing Credits

  - Closing remarks, credits, and thank-yous to contributors and sponsors.

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''The funniest 30-40 minutes of your week'' - Liam Neeson

For the transcript please click here:

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Episode Highlights:

1. "The Chinese Year of the Istanbullocks" - Intro

* Jorma and Ray kick off the show with humorous anecdotes, including Ray's hilarious recount of applying Canestan and Trabacort creams to treat a yeast infection.

* Shoutout to "De-worming World Magazine" for sponsoring the episode, bringing humor to the subject of pet parasite control.

2. Morgan Freeman's Poem:

  - A weekly feature where Morgan Freeman reads an original poem requested by David from Kildare on a topic requested by a listener. This week's poem, "Climate Change by Morgan Freeman," reflects on the changing weather patterns and their impact on his mood.

* Call for listeners to send in their poetry requests to talkingistanbullocks@gmail.com.

3. True or False Segment:

  * Mozart making fun of a singer he disliked, mispronouncing Mozart and how Germans are obsessed with poo

4. Sketch: Woke Bloke Kaiden Stokes Tries To Cancel Culture At The British Library

  * Kaiden Stokes threatens to burn lots of children’s classics such as The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Robin Hood but accidentally gets caught out when his mobile phone reveals he has been watching porn in the toilets.

5. Segment: Kiss and Tell:

  * The boys help a female listener decide whether to continue with a relationship, involving a man with a "Lord of the Rings" fantasy.

6. Post of the Week:

  * Joke sent in to Blackmilkshake Facebook page, the podcast’s sister project.

7. Closing:

  * Encouragement for listeners to subscribe, download past episodes, and share with friends.

  * Reminder to send in poetry requests and interact with the show.

#TalkingIstanbulllocksPodcast

#WeirdBedrooomBehaviour

#IstanbulComedy

#MorganFreemanPoem

#Funny

#DeWormingWorldMagazine

#KissAndTell

#PostOfTheWeek

#MozartTrivia

#MispronouncingMozart

#WokeParody

#WokeCulture

#CancelCulture

#CancellingChildrensBooks

#LordOfTheRingsFetish

#GettingCaughtMasturbating

#GlobalWarming

#BritishComedy

#IrishComedy

#expatpodcast

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Could Trump really have a body double? Donald Trump’s court behaviour is suspicious but could the real Donald be hiding on a desert island with Chris the Dog, getting updates via satellite phone from Marjorie Taylor Swift?

We dive into the bizarre world of Kristi Noem, the notorious pet contract killer and how Alanis Morisette ironically doesn't understand irony and other annoying song lyrics. How many words can Des'ree possibly get to rhyme with 'most' before her career is toast or before we mention Dolly Parton's Greatest 'Its

#DonaldTrumpSketch #BodyDouble #LostOnADesertIsland #KristiNoem #SongLyrics #DollyParton #ComedyPodcast ##BritishComedy #IrishComedy #Banter #MorganFreemanPoetry #MarjorieTaylorGreenParody #KlanMom #AlanisMorisette #TalkingIstanbullocksYouTube #IstanbulPodcast #expatpodcast

Summary:

Chinese New Year of The Talking Istanbullocks:''the magazine that trains young men to not wear underpants under their jeans and knock at bored housewive’s doors to do essential repairs''; Bob Guccione Junior - Guns n Roses

Morgan Freeman:''Silk Pajamas and Spanking by Morgan Freeman'', ''Donald farts in court, his orange head with disdain shakes,

As he dines on Filet-O-Fish,Big Macs and milkshakes.'', ''Stay away from under 40’s and women in porn,

No matter how much they might give you the horn.''

Donald Trump:

Agent Orange. Clan Mom calling. Listen very carefully. I shall say this only once.

Donald: What do you say?

Marjorie Taylor: I said ‘I shall say this only once’.

Donald: No. Not that bit. The Asian Orange thing. I don’t get it Marjorie.

Marjorie Taylor Swift: Donald! You’re not supposed to use my name in case the cabal is listening in. You’re AGENT Orange.

True or False Quiz: Worst song lyrics ever - Alanis Morisette; Dolly Parton cover; Des'ree, Agadoo - Black Lace

Watch our YouTube Channel: Talking Istanbullocks

Post Of The Week:Funny joke

That's All Folks

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In the outrageous 70th episode we celebrate as a seedy Irish farmer attempts to have his collection of vintage soft-porn magazines valued on The Antiques Roadshow, and discuss Eurovision and enjoy a doleful Irish folk song with a surprisingly rude theme.

#TalkingIstanbullocks #VintageErotica #Eurovisionbanter #AntiquesRoadshowComedySketch #ComedyPodcast #IrishFolk #70Episodes #ChristyMooreRipOff #RudeSong #Britishcomedy #irishcomedy #expatpodcast

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The boys compare tigers' and Donald Trump's eating habits; discuss Kate Bush choreography; Morgan Freeman is fired from a commercial he did for the Egyptian Tourist Board for offering ''Egypt, like nostalgia and kids' TV just isn't what it used to be''. Meanwhile Liam Neeson pops in to discuss his latest rom-com script, Glove Actually, that sounds somewhat familiar and then he sulks when he gets a call from Spielberg AND realises he's forgotten his sandwiches.

Transcript:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ySBqoOuOpUnVzqfXIC164Iv36CF7yjhtkz9_Kr0erhM/edit

#comedypodcast #LiamNeesonRomCom #LiamNeesonInterview #PoemAboutEgypt #ComedyInterview #MorganFreemanReadsPoetry #DonaldTrumpEatingHabits #LoveActuallyParody #SpielbergCalls Neeson

Episode Summary

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Morgan Freeman gives his opinion on Matt Barr, the man with the biggest penis in Britain; Honzie delivers April's horoscopes and a racing tip while Ray tells Jorma about his favourite willie: Willie Nelson and an arse ticklers club.

This show is sponsored by James Joyce Irish Pub, Istanbul and Spick And Span Magazine

#ComedySketches #Banter #MattBarr #BritainsBiggestPenis #WillieNelson #SizeIsntEverything #MorganFreeManPoetry #AprilHoroscopes #Honzie #JamesJoyceIrishPubIstanbul #SpickAndSpan #ArseTicklers #JeffWode

Transcript:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1eoxOKhjy9M1k26_q3xNNQJs1L113DNlCIKH3ifnwmCE/edit?usp=sharing

'Episode Summary

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In an episode fuller than a Porta Loo on Day 3 of Glastonbury, the muddy funsters from Istanbul delve into the fascinating world of jiggy-jiggy giraffe style; Kaiden Stokes The Really Woke Bloke clashes with a pregnant woman over gender-neutral baby raising; a Cretan bar owner experiments with seaside camel rides; Morgan Freeman talks about the dangers of diarrhoea when you have a pollen allergy, while a man with no balls finds his dream job.

1. Introduction: THE CHINESE YEAR OF THE ISTANBULLOCKS (00:00 - 02:00)**

  - Mention of the main sponsor: James Joyce.

2. Sponsor Plug: (02:01 - 05:00)

  - Portable Restroom Operator Monthly.

  - ''Today's show is fuller than a port-a-loo on day 3 of Glastonbury."

 - Episode Menu: Kaiden Stokes The Really Woke Bloke, True or False

"Getting Older by Morgan Freeman."

4.Segment: True or False (09:01 - 10:00)

5. Comedy Sketch: (15:01 - 17:00)

6.Listener Engagement: (17:01 - 21:00)

7.Nostalgic Discussion: (21:01 - 26:00)

8.Animal Facts Segment: (26:01 - 27:00)

9. Post Of The Week: (27:01 - 29:00)

10.Thanks and Closing Credits: (29:01 - 31:00)

These timings are approximations based on typical podcast segment lengths and the given content.

Transcript

https://docs.google.com/document/d/12IQZxYbpJwafzg9lOEtVKM5G3tgAlHMYwerpjGdH9tE/edit

#TalkingIstanbullocks #AreGıraffesGay #GenderNeutralParenting #WokeParody #CamelBeachBar #SneezingWithDiarrhoea #ComedyPodcast #Istanbulpodcast #WokeBloke #FunnyPodcast #Britishcomedy #Irishcomedy #wokeculture #mockingwoke ##TalkingIstanbullocks #FunnyPodcasts #MorganFreemanPoem #PodcastBanter #ComedyDuo #FunnyPoems

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Episode Notes:

Join Ray and Jorma for Episode 66. This comedy variety show is packed with outrageous fun, and side-splitting segments that would never be allowed on the radio in 2024. Join the lads and their celebrity pals for a rather animal-themed show as the boys discuss ducks' toilet habits, being goosed by a monkey and the lustful nature of lionesses.

Running Order

1. Chinese Year of the Blackmilskhake: Kick off with hilarious banter about underpants, crisps, and hitting the midlife milestone.

2. Morgan Freeman’s Poem ''Gone Fishing'': A laugh-out-loud original poem written and read by Morgan Freeman about a frustrating fishing trip concluding with a happy ending.

3. True or False Quiz: Uncover the surprising truth about whether lionesses bite their partners during mating season. It’s wild and wacky!

4. Chat with Liam Neeson:Enjoy a parody interview with Liam Neeson as he reveals his latest unintentionally hilarious screenplay and becomes quite defensive when it is suggested that The Carusos is even remotely similar to The Sopranos despite the blatantly obvious parallels.

5. Post of the Week: Laugh at a hilarious snail joke from Victoria in Canada, the fan who brightened Ray and Jorma’s week.

6. End Credits and Thanks: Wrap up with shout-outs and a call for more YouTube subscribers. Help Ray and Jorma hit the 1,000 mark!

This episode is brimming with comedy gold, unexpected revelations, and the unique humour that only Ray and Jorma can deliver. Tune in, subscribe, and share the laughs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuQblo44a34&t=35s

TRANSCRIPT: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hYWgPVeeYHLv0vUjlG0LutT7FzF02KbB/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=112544040379232077039&rtpof=true&sd=true

# BritishComedy #Irish Comedy #JormaAndRay #Sopranoscomedy #LiamNeesonParody #Comedyskits #RemakingTheSopranos #LiamNeesonInterview #1kdownloads #EnricoCaruso #GoneFishingPoem #funnyanimalfacts

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Morgan Freeman shares his disappointment with Turkish breakfasts, Ray takes aim at Jorma's aging process after a knee injury leaves him hobbling. The boys delve into the riveting topics of stalking and the cleverness of crocodiles while music lover Ray appears not to know what a bass guitar is.

Sketch: 'Kaiden Stokes The Really Woke Bloke' tries to report a crime leading to unexpected consequences...

Kiss and Tell: A listener shares a tale of a potential boyfriend who kept spreadsheets on their compatibility, and... her bra size.

Good Skills!

#TalkingIstanbullocks #WokeReportingCrime #OriginalComedySketches #TurkishBreakfast #AgingWoes #StalkingHumour #CrocodileCleverness #ComedyPodcast #SketchComedy

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Morgan Freeman forgets to take his wife on his wedding anniversary trip, and bemoans the cleaning up of Benidorm and laments how Sticky Vicky, the legendary stripper would be turning in her grave about the fact that she couldn't pop those ping pong balls in 2024

Meanwhile, the Welsh BAFTA debate rages on between Ray and Jorma and in the Lickey End Chronicles, Norma doesn't expect that her latest village spat will be adjudicated by none other than John Wayne, The Duke himself.

#comedypodcast #comedysketches #Benidorm #StickyVicky #WelshBAFTA #LickeyEndSketch #JohnWayneParody #MorganFreemanParody #funny #banter #ComedyForOver40s

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Morgan sets the record straight on the Irish PM and does some general housekeeping.

#comedy #originalcomedy #podcast #comedyforover40s

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Join us for the best of high-brow and low-brow humour as Morgan Freedman reads a well-meaning if slightly sexist ode to women. Meanwhile the boys discuss Cockhandler's Magazine - the very best in rooster and poultry care. As the debate rages on about the superiority of Oscars or Welsh Baftas, Donald Trump receives some surprisingly good news from Marjorie Taylor Swift, while Honzie delivers March horoscopes that he definitely has not copied and pasted from a January magazine.

^Comedy #Comedysketches #banter #MorganFreedmanPoetry #HighBrowHumour #LowBrowHumour #LeoVaradkarWife #CockhandlersMagazine #RoosterCare #WelshBaftas #Oscars #DonaldTrumpNews #MarjorieTaylorSwift #MarchHoroscopes #ComedyPodcast #HonziesHoroscopes #GoodSkills

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This week's Talking Istanbullocks has a star-studded lineup and a touch of poetic procrastination.

Liam Neeson's Book Banter: Liam Neeson drops by to chat to Jorma about his latest book, 'That Man', but things take a shirty turn when Jorma draws parallels to a very well-known story. Tune in for the unexpected twists and a bit of literary banter.

Ray's Hemingway Homage: Ray dives into the world of Hemingway, discussing his love of fishing and a unique appreciation for the oldest profession in the world.

Morgan Freedman's Procrastination Poem: resident poet, Morgan, takes the mic to share his latest poetic creation on the art of procrastination. A masterpiece or a procrastination in itself?

https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-for-ilona-during-cancer-journey/donations

Join us for a blend of celebrity interviews, literary musings, and the very best of high- and low-brow humour on Talking Istanbullocks.

Good Skills!

#TalkingIstanbullocks #ComedyPodcast #OriginalComedyMaterial #Parody #LiamNeesonInterview #LiteraryBanter #HemingwayHomage #ProcrastinationPoem #MorganFreemanpoem #ComedyForOver40s #Misgendering #Prostitutes

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In this episode Morgan Freedman tells us about his erotic holiday gone wrong in Canada with his wife, the boys talk Coronation Street of yesteryear and Ray has his regular 'probing' from the renowned psychiatologist, Dr. Brutus Himmler unfortunately Jorma has forgotten the vaseline but thank goodness for a nice bit of Branston Pickle in the fridge!

https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-for-ilona-during-cancer-journey/donations

#TalkingIstanbullocks #MorganFreemanPoetry # Comedysketches #CanadianHairRemoval #CoronationStreetNostalgia #Psychiatology #RectalPolygraph #ComedyPodcast #BranstonPickleRemedies #TossingTheSalad

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The boys pay a heartfelt tribute to their DJ hero and inspiration for this show, the legendary Steve Wright. Amid the nostalgia, they take a phone call from a missing colleague who is locked up on Robben Island. Meanwhile, in Lickey End, England's Weirdest Village, Norma's competitive streak results in her arrest after a punch-up with a Liberal Democrat in a village jam-making contest. Laughs, tributes, and unexpected twists await on Talking Istanbullocks!

#BritishComedy #Irishhumour #TalkingIstanbullocks #SteveWrightTribute #RadioMagic #Banter #ComedyPodcast #RobbenIsland #VillageJamCompetition #ComedySkits #LickeyEnd #ComedyPodcast #JoanORuairc

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In this hilarious Valentine's special, Morgan Freeman's well-intentioned romantic gestures go awry. Donald Trump and Joe Biden's cognitive test rivalry takes an unexpected turd, turn witnessed with horror by Barack Obama and Chris the Dog. Plus, a listener shares a comical tale of still being questioned about a non-existent tryst from 25 years ago with e girl claiming to be allergic to the bery essence of love. Love, laughs, and political pooping await as Ray and Jorma talk the finest Istanbullocks!

#Comedy #TalkingIstanbullocks #ValentinesSpecial #PoliticalShowdown #MorganFreemanMishaps #JoeBiden #DonaldTrump #ComedyPodcast #ValentinesLaughs #Parody #ComedySketches

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Talking Istanbullocks, takes you on a ride where Greg in reception has to fulfil Kevin Spacey’s somewhat ‘unusual’ breakfast requests and our resident poet, Morgan Freedman slickly shifts from civil rights to a lustful political summit. And from political bills to splitting bills, Jorma and Ray debate the economics of meal-deal dating at Wetherspoons – what can you really expect for 9.79? And how important is a plural ‘s’?

Tune in for tulips (or was that two lips), laughter and lust from the world’s favourite comedy variety show in a Turkish pub.

#TalkingIstanbullocks #MorganFreemanparody #PoliticalLust  #MichelleONeill ‘EmmaLittlePengelly #DodgyDates #KevinSpaceySketch #RickAstley #RickRolling #ShitsAndGiggles #ComedyPodcast #UnexpectedHumor #ComedySketches #ComedyPoem

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'This show is funnier than Jonathan Ross' - Graham Norton

Welcome to Talking Istanbullocks, where Jorma Kirkko and Ray Mac bring you an eclectic mix of hilarity, scandal, and egg-puns.

-MORGAN FREEMAN'S INTERNET MELTDOWN: Resident Poet, Morgan Freeman returns with a side-splitting poem about his struggle with internet addiction and his rather candid memories of a bizarre limo ride with Bill Cosby.

- CELEBRITY TRUE OR FALSE QUIZ:Dive into a fun trivia segment with surprising facts about legendary DJs Kenny Everett and Tony Blackburn, and the ongoing debate about whether David Attenborough is still alive. Can you separate the truth from the tall tales?

- DIGITAL ADDICTION BANTER: Jorma and Ray explore the depths of our dependency on technology, sharing shocking statistics and personal anecdotes about the impact of digital addiction on our lives.

- ROYAL FAMILY SKETCH: Charles is determined to get Harry tested for hereditary diseases, sparking a heated breakfast debate with Meghan about white privilege and organic eggs. Will Charles succeed, or will Harry manage to dodge the test?

- KISS AND TELL SEGMENT: A listener shares a jaw-dropping story about an online date gone wrong. Discover the cringe-worthy moment when Facebook stalking backfires, leading to an unexpected twist in their love life.

#BritishComedy #IrishComedy #RoyalFamilySketch #InternetAddiction #BillCosbyLimo #KissAndTell #ComedyPodcast #TriviaChallenge #IsDavidAttenboroughStillAlive#DigitalAddiction #Nostalgia #CelebrityTrivia #ComedyPodcast #HarryAndMeghanSketch #OriginalComedy #RoyalFamilyParody #CharlesMeghanHarry #DigitalAddiction #BBCRadioOneHistory #TonyBlackburnCatchphrase, #Banter #MorganFreemanParody #BillCosby

https://docs.google.com/document/d/11pKNKj4uhMSDSZCnAhqIbSref9oYOZmuY8yiqornswY/edit?usp=sharing

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Welcome, Shakers, to a fur-filled episode of Talking Istanbullocks, where the jokes are barking mad

Brace yourselves for a tale of unexpected canine escapades as an Alsatian finds himself in a rather compromising situation involving a sandal. It's a doggie story you won't hear on the evening news.

Love is in the air, but so is mischief. Join us as a woman expecting a romantic blind date finds herself face-to-face with a penniless man and his voracious dog. It's a picnic she won't soon forget!

Morgan Freedman takes the mic to deliver an impassioned poem about a humble delight - fish fingers. Prepare for verses that elevate the frozen delicacy to poetic heights.

The man himself, Russell Crowe, breaks his silence on the shocking use of a deep fake version of him used by a Maltese property company this weel. He vows vengeance, not just in the next life but in this one too. Are you not entertained?

Join us for a howling good time as we navigate through doggie dramas, deceptive deals, and poetic ponderings. It's an episode that promises laughs, intrigue, and a touch of canine chaos.

#TalkingIstanbullocks #RussellCroweScam #DoggieDrama #FishFingerPoetry #PropertyScandal #DeepFakeVengeance #ComedyPodcast #MalteseMischief #MorganFreemanParody #funny

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Enjoy more giggles with Talking Istanbullocks!

Highlights:

Ray's Restroom Rituals: Ray spills the details on his quirky lavatorial habits, from excessive sanitization to creative preparations to dodge the dreaded splashback.

Morgan Freedman's Poetic Slip: A heartfelt yet cringeworthy poem about racial intolerance as he mistakenly assumes Yoko Ono is Korean.

Love and Intrigue: A listener shares a gripping tale of love tinged with suspicion. Is her newfound romance leading her into a drug deal and what do pineapple and unicorn emojis mean?

Film Funnies and French Antics: Ray's film recommendation adds cinematic flair, while Jorma recounts the challenges of playing a sex-pest French soldier in an upcoming Turkish war film.

Horoscopes and Wisdom: Honzie's January horoscopes bring South African charm, and he suggests alternative therapy for women seeking 'self-improvement.' Wisdom or wackiness? Tune in to find out!

Good skills!

#Britishcomedy #IrishComedy #RestroomRevelations #MorganFreedmanPoetry #LoveAndIntrigue #FilmFunnies #SpoofHoroscopes #ComedyPodcast #AlternativeTherapy

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Welcome to the debut episode of Talking Istanbullocks! In this rollicking ride through the world of dating, we've got a lineup that's bound to tickle your funny bone.

Morgan Freedman kicks off the show with a poetic twist. Get ready for "Swipe Left for No," a Tinder-inspired poem that'll make you laugh, cringe, and maybe reconsider your dating app choices.

But that's not all – we're thrilled to introduce a brand-new feature: "Kiss and Tell." Listeners spill the beans on your first-date adventures, and we'll weigh in on whether it's a sweet smooch or a cheeky prank. First up, we have Brian from Spalding, who forgot his date's name but thinks a Starbucks outing might fix things. Will she buy it? We're placing our bets!

And in an unexpected turn, Donald Trump gives an interview to a Norwegian journalist. Curious about how a dog works and why he's chosen one as chief of staff? The answers are as unpredictable as Trump himself.

Join us for laughs, love, and a touch of political paw-spective on Talking Istanbullocks – Good skills!

**#TalkingIstanbullocks #DatingDilemma #KissAndTell #SwipeLeftForNo #TinderPoetry #ComedyPodcast #DonaldTrumpInterview #FirstDateFunnies #MorganFreemanHumor #IstanbulLaughs #PodcastDebut #GoodSkills

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In this festive finale before the grand rebrand to "Talking Istanbullocks," Ray undergoes a Christmas psychiatology probing by none other than Dr. Brutus Himmler. The pressing question: Does Ray need to check back into the clinic after Kevin Spacey and Huw Edwards have checked out? Brace yourselves for the yuletide psychoanalysis that will leave you in stitches.

Meanwhile, our ever-charming cleaner, Greg, reflects on a year rife with bizarre involuntary celebrity sexual encounters with celebrities and takes us time travelling through 2023. Will 2024 bring Greg a different kind of year? All he needs to do is avoid the Roofies and Baileys

The boys delve into the spirit of Christmas, sharing their hilarious takes on the season and Morgan Freedman adds a touch of literary elegance with a seasonal poem about a family Christmas, infusing the episode with heartwarming sentiments and a dash of poetic brilliance.

Join us for the final episode under the Blackmilkshake banner as we bid adieu to 2023 with laughs, revelations, and a touch of holiday cheer. Next year, it's a new era with "Talking Istanbullocks." Stay tuned!

Good skills and Merry Christmas! 🎄✨

#comedypodcast #comedyvariety #comedyforover40s #sketches #christmasspecial #funny #blackmilkshake

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In this special episode, we're joined by the incredibly talented 17-year old singer-songwriter, Michael Moloney. From his debut on the Late Late Show Toy Show at just 14 to sharing the stage at this summer's Electric Picnic, Michael is making waves in Ireland's music scene, while still navigating secondary school.

Michael talks about doing a surprise duet with his hero on live TV, Christmas, and how to balance a musical career with school and he keeps grounded while he soars. and he might even play us a song or two.

#TeenSensation #MichaelMoloneyInterview #MusicJourney #DermotKennedy #TheLateLateShow #PodcastInterview #GoodSkills

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Our 50th episode unwraps a festive tangle of the surreal, the satirical and the sentimental.

Was Santa Claus actually Turkish? What was Chris Rea driving home in for Christmas — was it a Mini? And how does Morgan Freeman punish George R. R. Martin for not finishing Game of Thrones?

In The Lickey End Chronicles, Norma’s seducing the local postman after Putin forgets to thank her for some lovingly-knitted socks. Betty reveals James is from Belfast, triggering a lusty memory involving Sammy Wilson MP and an awkward moment with a religious identity crisis. Will Norma get her turkey basted?

Plus: Honzie returns with festive and fraudulent horoscopes for modern-day Marys and Josephs.

And in a more heartfelt moment, we pay tribute to the great Shane MacGowan, who died this week — a poet, a punk, and a Christmas icon in his own right.

A deranged and touching Christmas special from Talking Istanbullocks — the British/Irish cult comedy podcast blending sketch satire, character lunacy and unexpected sincerity.

#ShaneMacGowan #SantaClaus #ChrisRea #ChristmasPodcast #IrishComedy #BritishComedy #SatirePodcast #SketchComedy #TalkingIstanbullocks #LickeyEnd #MorganFreeman #DrivingHomeForChristmas

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Episode Summary:

1) Ever wondered about John Bobbit's wild tales? We cut to the chase, dissecting the hilariously infamous John Thomas saga! #BobbitSaga #CutToTheChase

2) Get ready to laugh with Matt Nagin's comedy rap, "Illest MC," exploring the funny side of battling Crohn's Disease for thirty years. A dose of humor for every gut! #CrohnsComedyRap #IllestMC

3) Join us for a royal breakfast with King Charles, Meghan, and Harry, where debates on white privilege, boiled eggs and knobbly knees take centre stage. A regal morning with a side of controversy! #RoyalBreakfastDebates #BoiledEggDilemma

4) Morgan Freeman takes the mic to deliver a poetic masterpiece about the sunset in Wales – a must-listen that'll have ewe hooked! #MorganFreemanPoetry #WelshSunset

🎙️🤣 #ComedyPodcast #BobbitTales #RoyalDebates #GoodSkills

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Join us for a hilarious Thanksgiving special as Donald Trump attempts to plan the ultimate feast, seeking political advice from his Chief of Staff, Chris The Talking Dog. Will the turkey be pardoned, or is it destined for a political scandal? #TrumpThanksgiving #TalkingDogAdvice

Witty travel writer Lisa Morrow shares heartwarming tales of the kindness of strangers in Turkey. Get ready for an adventure that proves hospitality knows no bounds! #LisaMorrow #KindnessOfStrangers

Jorma vents about the struggles of getting a Thanksgiving turkey delivered in Turkey. Will he secure the centerpiece for the feast, or is it a turkey-less catastrophe? #TurkeyDeliveryTroubles #JormaRants

Ray reads more Wikipedia facts about showbiz out loud and, Morgan Freeman takes revenge on his neighbor, Keanu, for holding onto his lawn mower for over 5 days. The battle for the blades begins! #MorganFreeman #LawnMowerWars

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In this uproarious toilet humour bonanza, Morgan Freedman adds a touch of class as he contemplates trading in his wife for a younger model to join the ranks of "old daddy" friends like De Niro and Gordon Ramsay. #MorganFreeman #ToiletThoughts

Ray spills the beans on the main difference between Amber Heard and Angelina Jolie, revealing surprising nocturnal pooing habits. Brace yourselves for Ray's own hilarious bedtime lavatory confession! #RayRevelations #ToiletTalk

It's Ray's time of the month, and Jormaand Dr. Brutus Himmler delves into the depths of Ray's psycho-sexual quirks, using a rectal polygraph to reveal his periodic obsessions. #RayPsychoSexual #RectalRevelations

Honzie offers November birthday horoscopes and shares tips on spotting ladyboys in Bangkok, proving that astrology and travel advice can make an unexpectedly hilarious mix. #HonzieHoroscopes #LadyboySpotting

And for an early Christmas chuckle, discover how a quick-thinking Irishman secures his spot in heaven with a pair of women's knickers. 'Tis the season for laughs! #ChristmasJoke #IrishHumour

Buckle up for a laugh-filled ride through the whimsical, wacky, and downright bizarre world of toilet humour. It's the episode that proves laughter is the best medicine, even in the bathroom! #ToiletHumour #LaughterIsMedicine #GoodSkills

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Episode 46 is more crammed than a constipated colon. Jorma and Ray bring you poetic invitations, dodgy birthday bashes, and animal facts you won’t unhear.

An Aussie farmer replies to Morgan Freeman’s poem with a cheeky verse of his own, inviting him Down Under to meet Les, a very randy bull, and grab a pie and a pint.

African Hunting Dogs vs. Men from Middlesbrough: the behavioural similarities are… uncanny.

And we reveal the truth behind Marcus Rashford’s recent wild birthday party, warts, tears, jelly, and all — and why Erik Ten Hag was never the same again.

#MorganFreedmanPoetry #Comedyforover40s #RandyBulls #AfricanHuntingDogs #DownUndercomedy #MenFromMiddlesbrough #MarcusRashfordBirthdayParty #JormaKirkko #RayMac

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If you've ever suffered from life-threatening man-flu., our suffering heroes, Jorma and Ray, will show you how you can still have a laugh. Ray is bedridden with hotflushes and wonders if the menopause is contagious, while Jorma presents the show ,struggling for breath, from a mountain village in Greece. #ManFluMayhem.

Ray's mind takes a wild turn as he undergoes psychiatological profiling, confessing to a slew of fantasy crimes that'll leave you in stitches. #FantasyCrimes #PsychologicalProfile #CriminalMindsBS

Meanwhile, three former US presidents find themselves playing dominoes as part of a quirky plan to evade an enema. #PresidentialDominoes #EnemaEscape

The legendary Morgan Freedman reads his latest original poem about ice hockey, deep stuff and beards. His voice will chill your bones and warm your heart - unless you're famous ice hockey player, Colton Saucerman. #MorganFreeman #HockeyPoem #ColtonSaucerman #SophieDahl

And Ray tries to explain to Jorma what a horizontal headstand is. #OliverReed

Join us for a feverish rollercoaster of giggles, shenanigans and general tomfoolery. It's a show that's guaranteed to make you feel fine, no matter how bad your man-flu is! #ComedyPodcast #GoodSkills

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In this hilarious Halloween special, the legendary Morgan Freedman delivers a hauntingly beautiful Halloween poem, setting the spooky tone. #HalloweenPoetry #MorganFreeman

Prepare for some spine-tingling laughter as Loud Grossman takes you on a voyeuristic journey, as he Sees Through The Arsehole into an unpleasant celebrity's house but can you guess who it is? #LoudGrossman #CelebritySecrets

The boys dive into the eerie world of Alfred Hitchcock, discussing Psycho, eggs and the secrets of belly buttons. #AlfredHitchcock #eggphobia

But that's not all! We've got a treat for your ears with music from the incredibly talented 17-year-old singer/songwriter, Michael Moloney who at 17 has already released singles, been on television and played at Electric Picnic. #MichaelMoloney #precocious talent

Join us for a spooktacular Halloween special, packed with thrills, chills, and haunting entertainment! #HalloweenSpecial #SpookyPodcast #GoodSkills

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In this award-winning episode, Oz and Dennis from Auf Wiedersehen Pet outwit Vladimir Putin, creating comedic chaos! #AufWiedersehenPet #PutinPranks

Morgan Freeman takes on Instagram for banning his poetry in America - a poetic punchline for the ages. #MorganFreeman #InstagramPoetry

Johnny Logan's return haunts Jorma in the best/worst way, and Lisa Morrow unveils Turkish hammams' secrets, while the lads debate 'hair-raising' matters. #JohnnyLogan #TurkishHammams #PubicHairDebate

Tune in for a belly-aching laughter riot that'll leave you in stitches! #ComedyPodcast #Hilarious #AwardWinning #GoodSkills

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How far does self-identification go in 2023? What's the connection between amphibious pets and hotdogs in the sun? What did André The Giant do better than anyone else on earth? And does Ray need batteries for his 'plug-ins'?

The lads will answer all these questions in their totally unique and hilarious manner with the usual mix of pub banter and self-penned comedy sketches, celebrity poetry and a listener's joke.

#funny #banter #originalcomedymaterial #comedyforover40s #morganfreemanpoetry #axolotlpoem #ponderosaireland #selfidentification #cowboysketch #duncanchesley

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In this episode of Blackmilkshake, hosts Jorma and Ray bring their signature, absurd, feel-good humour to your ears as they delve into a range of entertaining topics with their unique take on psychological profiling, celebrity poetry and South African horoscopes by a man in a hoodie.

Morgan Freedman gets a request for a poem about the Immortality of crabs, but did he choose the right kind of crabs? October birthday horoscopes and tips on how to cheat in a conker fight from lovable Honzie, while Ray has his first Psychiatological profiling of the autumn and overdoes it on the butter as he loosens up for the rectal polygraph.

Giggles galore and good skills!

#funny #banter #comedysketches #comedypodcast #comedyforover40s #toilethumour #morganfreemanpoetry #conkers #honzieshoroscopes #spoofhoroscopes #quizzes #psychiatology #DrBrutusHimmler #supportindependentpodcasts

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In the fortieth episode, Morgan Freeman reads one of his own poems about the autumn, that's 'about life and deep stuff like that', Tom Bruise writes to Honzie for some advice on the ethics of being punched by a Z-List Australian, Greg, the reluctant lothario develops an itch when he 'urinates with his penis' as he and Emily decide that Nadine Dorries really must be informed immediately.

Meanwhile, the boys talk kangaroos, beards, Bring Your Own Booze restaurants, and their recent birthdays.

Is there REALLY a better half-hour podcast out there?

#funny #comedysketches #banter #comedyforover40s #chlamydia #morganfreeman #tomcruise #honzieagonyuncle #nadinedorriesmp #funniestpodcastoftheyear

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Loud Grossman looks through the arsehole but can you guess which celebrity's home it is? Morgan Freeman presents a song about a gay pirate who longs to be a florist and the birthday boys discuss why there are no snakes in Ireland and Russell Brand: no smoke without fire (geddit?)

#comedypodcast #comedyforover40s #toilethumour #blackhumour #gaypiratesong #morganfreemanpresents #loydgrossmanparody #stpatrickandthesnakes

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In this episode we'll learn what not to say to a stranger in an American bar, we'll have exclusive audio of Donald Trump trying to convict a crab of stealing a coconut and Morgan Freeman shares a love poem he wrote about his wife that's either a masterpiece or a mantlepiece.

The boys are in the local juicer talking misheard song lyrics, why curry is banned in England and the lengths a vain geography teacher will go to, not to have to watch Everton for free.

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The boys are back in a buzzing local juicer taking you on a journey of merry banter, sketches and celebrity guests including Bill Clinton and Morgan Freeman who introduces Vagella's virtuoso vocal talent with her new single that's sure to be your 'bag'.

Meanwhile, the boys discuss dartboards, awkwardly mispronounce beer names and Honzie is back with his hopeless horoscopes and invites you to a party of a rather adult nature while Alphonse Gallipolli III offers a unique theory on why a Russian coup leader's plane really crashed last week.

#comedy #blackhumour #toilethumour #comedysong #funny #comedyforover40s #podcastinapub #jamesjoyceirishpub #istanbul #funniestpodcastoftheyear #jormakirkko #raymac #morganfreeman #billclinton #vagella #joanoruairc #jamietmurphy

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Where else are you going to hear Morgan Freeman reciting a rude poem, a Lickey End woman desperately seeking love that inadvertently lets a Nazi potato out of the bag, an eleven year deconstructing shawarma, find out what Gandhi was really like or see what Patrick was doing driving around with a van full of monkeys?

Join us from a packed James Joyce Irish Pub in downtown Istanbul for half an hour of weekend cheer.

Good skills!

#funny #comedypodcast #comedyforover40s #lickeyend #originalcomedysketches #morganfreeman #celebritypoetryreading #everyfriday #halfanhouroffun #raymac #jormakirkko #jamietmurphy #joanoruairc #istanbul #jamesjoyceirishpub #shawarma #nazisecrets

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It's spit-ROASTING hot in Istanbul but whatever you do: don't confuse your Turks and your Arabs. This week's show is fuller than an NHS dentist's waiting list.

Find out why the ladies love Milk Tray and how to behave when you accidentally find yourself at a swinger's party with only a box of chocolates and a pair of hiking boots to spare your blushes.

Tune in for all this and more on this week’s episode of the Blackmilkshake Comedy Pubast! 

Key Segments and Highlights:

1. The Chinese Year of the Black Milkshake – Dive into the show with Jorma and Ray’s humorous introduction from their local pub.

2. Döner Kebab vs. Shawarma – A comical debate on the names of Middle Eastern sandwiches and a hilarious song by “Two Jews''.

3. Celebrity True or False – Uncover the truth behind Hugh Hefner’s jet in this fun quiz segment.

4. SKETCH: The Accidental Swinger's party:Written and directed by Jorma Kirkko. Starring: Tim Hallam, Jamie Murphy, Joan O'Ruairc and Jorma Kirkko

5 . Kelvin Spacey’s Istanbul Lads’ Night Out – Kelvin Spacey’s plans for a wild lads' night in Istanbul.

6. Toe Wrestling World Championship Update – Celebrate Ben “ToeTal Destruction” Woodroffe’s victory and learn about the unique sport of toe wrestling.

7. End Credits

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#britishcomedy #irishcomedy #banter #comedypodcast #funny #donerorshawarma #comedyforover40s #twojews #playboybunnies #spitroast #goingtoaswingerspartybymistake #supportindependentpodcasts #sharethislinkonsocialmedia #gregthecleaner #theladylovesmilktray #jormakirkko #raymac

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The latest gigglesome installment of Blackmilkshake gives us an exclusive insight into James Corden's private life: his Norwegian dream, mashed potato scandal and the dangers of doing a Zoom call while idly watching adult cinema

We'll also get a sneak preview of BK's latest ad for their new Walloper burger and explore why Bugger King's advertising is all based on being 'slightly better than McDonalds', while discussing cockroaches, 80's rock, what Bill said to Monica in 1997 and why facial hair is more than just a fashion choice in Turkey and more shits and giggles than you could wave a stick at.

Good Skills!

#ComedyPodcast #ComedyForOver40s #OriginalSketches #BurgerKingVsMcdonalds #JamesCordenLatestNews #LickeyEnd #CaughtWatchingPorn #JormaKirkko #RayMac #LisaMorrow #InsideOutInIstanbul #FunniestPodcastOfTheYear #JamieTMurphy #JoanORuairc

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May the mirth continue!

Mission Improbable star, Tom CBruise drops in to discuss flying carpet sellers, aliens, psychiatology, why Turkish women are a good catch and ends up meeting an unlikely champion of women's rights when he tells an Aussie interviewer to put his manners back in.

Meanwhile. Honzie, the world-famous astrolomer predicts a 'sex month' for Leo-Vertigos and gives inside tips on horse-race fixing and how to do a spit-roast with two pieces of meat and Ray quizzes a clueless Jorma about the difference between Barbie and blow-up dolls.

#ComedyPodcast #AugustIsaSexMonth #TomCruiseIstanbul #MissionImprobable #WhyTurkishWomenWillDoAnythingforGucci #ComedyPodcast #BarbieOrOppenheimer #AdultDolls #ComedyForOver40s #HolidaysInIreland #HonziesHoroscopes #PutYourMannersBackIn #TomCruiseImpression #TomBruise

#ComedyPod#PutYourMannersBackIn #TomCruiseImpression #TomBruise

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In the latest hilarious episode of Blackmilkshake, Jorma and Honzie discuss the seductive powers of their new vehicle AKA the MILF Machine, and Donald Trump finds he can vote for himself from the desert island, if only he can listen to Chris, his talking dog long enough not to vote DeSantis.

Meanwhile Honzie explains the romantic values of smoking Dagga while we receive Breaking News about a team of illegal bra-fitters who were chased by a have-a-go hero half naked priest.

All this and more. Giggles is good for you.

#comedypodcast #originalcomedysketches #bras #womensbras #mrsoleary #fatheroflaherty #donaldtrumpsketch #votingdesantis #votingbidenbymistake #dagga #pampasgrass #ballina #christhetalkingdog #jormakirkko #honzieshoroscopes

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Ever wanted to know how not to offend a Turkish person and why 31 is such a controversial number in Turkish?

Arnold Schwarzenegger drops in to discuss family life and recent legal battles, while Kelvin Sbacey promotes his new charity for men's mental health and Rhianna runs naked through a farmer's field.

#comedyinterviews #comedy #podcast #arnoldschwarzenegger #kevinspaceyimpression #rhianna #rudewordsinturkish #thirtyoneinturkish #raymac #jormakirkko #lisamorrow

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Pour yourself a G+T, slap on the sunscreen and join us and the best of the guests for a sizzling summer special episode of laughter and captivating stories!

First up is comedian Bob Hennigan, who takes us on a wild ride discussing speeding fines and the art of getting pissed off in a Post Office and needing a poo.

The feastyfeisty author and Editor Morag Prunty joins us, bringing tales of romance with Take That and her autobiographical play, "Am I Irish Yet?" about being a part of the Irish diaspora.

Children's writer and illustrator Jonathan Heilig takes the stage, sharing his journey of fame (but not fortune) in Turkey and his unconventional opinions on Dominos Pizza belches.

Travel writer Lisa Morrow shatters clichés about East vs West stereotypes about Turkey. Discover a whole new side of this beautiful country through her eyes.

And, comedian Christina McMahon will make your funny bone itch with her viral comedy song and how she method acted in front of the whole cast and crew on Ireland's Got Talent and really got up Louis Walsh's nose.

Last but not least, World Champion Toe Wrestler Toetal-Destruction enlightens us on the inclusive nature of his sport and provides insights on dealing with foot fetishists. It's a toe-tapping adventure you won't want to miss!

Sit back, relax, and enjoy this captivating summer special with our incredible lineup of guests. Get ready for laughter, inspiration, and a whole lot of fun!

Giggles is good for you!

#ComedyInterviews #SummerSpecialEpisode #LaughterAndStories #BestOfTheGuests #BobHennigan #SpeedingFines #PissedOffPostOffice #NeedingAPoo #MoragPrunty #RomanceWithTakeThat #AmIIrishYet #JonathanHeilig #FameInTurkey #DominosPizzaBurps #LisaMorrow #ShatteringCliches #TurkeyEastVsWest #ChristinaMcMahon #ViralComedySong #MethodActing #IrelandsGotTalent #ToetalDestruction #WorldChampionToeWrestler #InclusiveSport #FootFetishists #SitBackAndEnjoy #GigglesIsGood

#RayMac #JormaKirkko

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Join us for a naughty festival of mirth and merriment where we discuss why some 70's suburban gardens had Pampas grass, fat lads, Huw Edwards and Bill Wyman's love lives, and an Australian listener telling us how he accidentally offered a diplomat, "man's milk".

And as if that wasn't enough, Donald Trump and his talking dog, Chris get three wishes on their desert island retreat. Will Chris be allowed to use them wisely, or will it all be wall-to-wall golf courses and pallettes of prostitutes?

Meanwhile, in Dear Honzie, our South African agony uncle suggests a rather unique mutual back-scratching solution for his old mentor, Sun columnist, Dear Deidre.

Giggles is good for you!

#HuwEdwardsBreakingNews #ComedyPodcast #ComedySketches #Istanbul #Over40sComedy #BBCNonceSense #MansMilk #FatLads #HuwEdwards #BillWyman #DonaldTrump #TalkingDog #FraudulentAgonyAunt #GigglesIsGoodForYou #GoodSkills #SwingersInSuburbia #PampasGrass #DearDeidre #Honzie

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Ray Mac returns after his American adventures and dives headfirst into the Gin and Tonic on air with some hilarious results including the struggle to pronounce the word 'writhe', leading to some comedic tongue-twisting moments and horrific editing experiences for a more sober Jorma

.

In a breakfast blunder, a Scottish man is Lost In Translation and because of his poor German, mistakenly confuses a young Austrian child with a breakfast product, leading to a sticky situation as Jorma recalls being embarrassingly overheard revealing sexy secrets in a curry house car park.

Meanwhile, things heat up in Lickey End when Norma from the corner shop sets her sights on newcomer, Roger, only for her plans to backfire in a misunderstanding about Scotch Eggs that leads to traditional village pitchfork and dog-dirt retribution that can't possibly fail - and if it does, surely the police can be persuaded to blame the Bulgarians.

Giggles is good for you. Good skills!

#podcast #comedyfor80skids #comedyfor90skids #comedypodcast #originalcomedysketches #MovingToLickeyEnd #Nutella #LickeyEndChronicles #JormaKirkko #RayMac #JoanORuairc #ValerieRichards #istanbulexpats

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In the latest giggle-inducing episode of Blackmilkshake Comedy Pubcast, Jorma and Ray will answer almost everything you need to know about the surprising kindness of Turkish vets, horse-race fixing by psychics, moving house in a hurry, mastering self-love with a slug. Meanwhile poor Greg the ornithologist finds himself at the police station after discovering more than just bird's eggs in the bushes.

Join Istanbul's funniest lads for a riotous rollercoaster of comedy as they discuss these absurd topics and more. Good skills!

#comedypodcast #comedyinterviews #honzieshoroscopes #fixinghorseraces #peepingtomsketch #comedysketches #birdinthebush #gregthecleaner #lifeinturkey #absurdtopics #michaelcorleone #TimHallam #JamieTMurphy #raymac #jormakirkko #comedyforover40s #gigglesisgoodforyou #goodskills

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Make sure you've got your laughing trousers on as our hilarious hosts welcome the incredibly talented singer and self-confessed 'ginger hooligan', Kim-Roberta Summers-Crook.

In this side-splitting interview, Kim explains how lockdown soul-searching took her from stagnating in a dull job to fulfilling her dream on the folk music scene and how she found her voice. Meanwhile, the boys test her knowledge of show biz while she sportingly helps apply the lubricating Swarfega to Ray's rectum as his monthly rear-entry lie detector test takes place live.

And just when you thought things couldn't get any wackier, Kim-Roberta surprises everyone by singing a sensational duet with a lonely, green duck wearing a nappy!

Tune in for a dose of laughter, unforgettable stories, and incredible music with our fantastic guest, Kim-Roberta Summers-Crook. You'd have to be mad to miss it!

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In the 25th hilarious episode, the Blackmilkshake boys discuss the pros and cons of smearing dog poo on Liam Gallagher's door handle and whether Madonna's really a philanthropist.

Meanwhile, disgraced politicos Boris Johnson and Nicola Sturgeon are rumoured to be on the run to join Mar-A-Lago's Commander and Chief and his talking dog, Chris for a game of 'Donald's Desert Island Dicks'. See how Donald reacts.

And Honzie receives an Eminem style letter from his new neighbour, Stan as we introduce brand new music from Kim-Roberta Summers-Crook and Dan O'Farrell and get a quick visit from Barack Obama.

Join us for a riotous bout of gits and shiggles.

Good skills 

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In this rib-ticklingly ripper episode of "Blackmilkshake Comedy Pubcast," Jorma and Mysterious Desmond take their listeners on a journey of laughter with our feline friends - don't ask meow we do it!

The feline theme takes us on a chariot ride through Norse mythology to the streets of Istanbul and on to female self-pleasuring, leaving no stone unturned in their pursuit of feel-good craic.

Who loves you baby? The boys talk Kojak, shaved heads and bombard you with funny fertile facts while top author, Lisa Morrow returns to give her slant on life in Turkey.

Meanwhile, the hapless Greg finds himself on a nerve-wracking and unexpected blind date, which soon takes a comically awkward turn when Greg misinterprets a comment about inserting a work of literature in a rather intimate place but will Emily finally be 'The One'?

Join Ray, Jorma and Des for an episode brimming with laughter, oddities, and unexpected twists that will leave you in fits of uncontrollable laughter.

#BlackmilkshakeComedyPubcast #OriginalComedy #RibTicklingLaughter #CatsAndComedy #Istanbul #WhoLovesYouBaby

#KojakLaughs #LisaMorrowAuthor #LifeInTurkeyLaughs #AwkwardBlindDate #GregGoesOnADate #JormaKirkko #RayMac #MysteriousDesmond #TimHallam #whatfrigmeans

Regenerate response

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Jorma Kirkko and special guest presenter Mysterious Desmond take you on a comic journey involving banter about horserace fixing with roofies; witch doctors cursing misbehaving vaginas, and a possessive Brazilian father-in-law. Plus we introduce Chris The Talking Dog, who finds himself LOST on a desert island with Donald Trump. Even a burnt penis can't stop comedy gold from happening.

EPISODE SEGMENTS

1.CHINESE YEAR OF THE BLACKMILKSHAKE: Introduction: Jorma welcomes Desmond, our guest host for June, and they banter about name changes and Desmond's mysterious aura.

2. CELEBRITY TRUE OR FALSE QUIZ: Test your knowledge with hilarious trivia about 80s singer Paul King, Seinfeld and American Pie, find out what Desmond thinks of Stifler's mom and learn the bedroom secrets of penguins.

3. HONZIE'S HOROSCOPES: Honzie delivers outrageous horoscopes for June-born listeners, complete with predictions about Phil Schofield, how to give rohynpol to a racehorse and how his friend dealt with penis captivus.

4. LOST IN TRANSLATION: Geoff Maguire from Galway shares a hilarious story about how not to impress in-laws in Brazil. Plus, Jorma recalls his own embarrassing language blunder in Spain.

5. DONALD TRUMP AND HIS TALKING DOG (COMEDY SKETCH): Donald Trump finds himself on a desert island with his talking dog, Chris. Chris becomes quite angry when Donald suggests grabbing women ''by a word that I find rather offensive for members of the dog community.'' Laugh out loud humour.

6.POST OF THE WEEK: A man gives his son 'the birds and the bees' using computer terminology

Tune in for half an hour of comedy gold, unexpected twists, and good skills. Sponsored by James Joyce Irish Pub in Istanbul.

TRANSCRIPT.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1EussPc-0Wa1DVTpw6Ma4HLtya9O_ZSV3kZY1f0CPWFs/edit

#ComedyPodcast #BritishComedy #IrishComedy #OriginalComedy #HonziesHoroscopes #HilariousBanter #QuirkyHumour #HilariousStories #HumorousPodcast #JormaAndRay #MysteriousDesmond #AmericanPieNotoriousPieScene #TalkingDogs #DonaldTrumpsketch #GoodSkills #ComedyForOver40s

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Just how easy is it to find yourself on the wrong side of the law when hairdryers and women's bras are involved? How long does it take for sphincter muscles to relax during monthly polygraph probings? Which one of the boys wet himself just before the show and what on earth does Whale Oil Beef-Hooked mean?

All will be revealed by Jorma and Ray in the first anniversary episode of Blackmilkshake Comedy Pubcast. Join us on our jolly journey. Good skills!

#Comedypodcast #Blackmilkshakecomedypubcastfacebook #podcastanniversary #jimmcdonaldinthebighouse #raysrectalprobing #jormakirkko #raymac #WhaleOilBeefHooked #Jamietmurphy #goodskills #comedysketches

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Join Ray and Jorma in this side-splitting comedy podcast episode featuring close shaves at the circus and a camping trip gone awry. Laugh along as Honzie's attempts to impress Vagella, the ringmaster's assistant, can only be described as 'taking the piss'. Meanwhile, a listener shares a hilarious tale of misunderstood accents, resulting in costly and comical consequences. Get ready for giggles, good cheer, and plenty of fun and games in this entertaining episode.

#comedy #podcast #circusmishaps #campingmisadventures #knife-throwingact, #lostintranslation #close shaves #giggiesisgood #raymac #jormakirkko #fun #original #vagella #honzieshoroscopes #gregthecleaner

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Blackmilkshake, the funniest podcast of the year is the only place where you can learn about the love life of a ladybug, Ray teaches Chinese algebra while learning from Jorma how to rhyme words. Meanwhile, Honzie will show you how to get yourself into rude magazines, Bill Clinton laughs his ass off and Dr. Brutus Himmler gets to the 'bottom' of all your hyper-sexual disorders.

Giggles is good for you!

#comedypodcast #billclinton #drbrutushimmler #instituteofpsychiatology #inflatabletoyfetish #sylvesterstallonesleastfavouritemovie

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Find out what American presidents really do on their day off., find out our reaction to recently getting in the podcast charts while learning the very best and worst ways to get home after a few too many blackmilkshakes and how to stop your unsatiable girlfriend's excessive sexual demands.

#comedypodcast #sketches #bidenobamatrumpsketch #lostintranslation #howtogethomedrunnk #mickjaggertopclassshagger #jormakirkko #raymac

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Love is in the air for the Blackmilkshake boys. Greg wins a prize to learn Gladiatorial Seduction Techniques at the Russell Crowe Love Bureau and Lisa Morrow gives us the ins and outs of Turkish weddings while Morgan Freeman talks about why he has never played a white character. The boys talk holidays, Barry Humphries and why it's important to be over 5ft10 tall in a Turkish tunnel.

#comedy #gladiator #russellcrowe #timhallam #morganfreeman #lovebureau #lisamorrow #insideoutinistanbul

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In this holiday special Ray and Jorma delve into England's weirdest village with giggles galore, some mild Nazi eugenics, a stolen Scotch egg and some sex with Liam Neeson in a car park.

#comedy #trimmedbushes #lickeyend #liamneeson #scotcheggs #dogging #christinamcmahon #timhallam #vagellarickrocks

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The funniest podcast of the year brings you an unlicensed travelling bespoke bra-salesman, criminal psychiatology from the Dr. Brutus Himmler institute, and an unfortunate Dominos Pizza experience while we introduce the most famous author never to receive a penny from being read by millions of children across the country. A bumper special with giggles galore, good skills and a great guest, game-for-a-laugh Jonathan Heilig.

#criminalminds #brutushimmlerinstitute #jonathanheiligauthor #psychiatology #thesultansblacksmithbook #pizzaburps

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Donald Trump learns what a question is and launches his new cap for 2024. You can find out the past is the key to dogging village, Lickey End's modern weirdness. Meanwhile Honzie clears up the old debate of how July sex is different in the northern and southern hemispheres and we meet Randy, the appropriately named guinea pig.

#donaldtrumpsketch #lgbtcaps #dogginginlickeyend #spoofhoroscopes #randytheguineapig

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Learn what not to say to a middle-aged South American woman or if you share the same bathroom fantasies as Ray.

Find out the lengths that Michael Corleone will go to to protect giggles. Meanwhile, Honzie, South Africa's top agony uncle gives some tough love to an anonymous employee of a prominent American psychiatologist.

Giggles is good for you!

#comedypodcast #honzie #lostintranslation #brutushimmler #psychiatology #thegodfather #michaelcorleone #readerswives

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Ever wondered about Club 18-30 holidays for people who're in denial about their sexuality? Or perhaps you've always worried about the mechanics of a Turkish toilets for ladies with big bottoms. Maybe the great Cow vs Shark debate moooves you to tears?

You'll find the solutions to all these problems and more in the latest madcap episode of Blackmilkshake Comedy Pubcast.

Meanwhile in Beastenders, Phil suspects that Greg is moving on Sharon and the Arches.

#comedypodcast #sketches #vaticantourism #eastendersparody #lisamorrow #insideoutinistanbul #beastenders

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What lengths does a world champion need to go to, to keep that competitive edge?

In this hilarious episode, World Toe Wrestling Champion, Ben ''Toe-tal Destruction'' Woodroffe reveals to you how surgical enhancement and bizarre body shaving rituals may or may not help you reach the dizzy heights of success and how to deal with the unwanted attention of foot fetishists and how Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson responded when Toe-Tal challenged him to a fight.

Meanwhile, why not unleash the inner red-head in you, as Toe-Tal helps Ray to regain his Ginger Pride in our Ginger Corner quiz and Honzie advises on how to avoid family shame for a man incarcerated for 'scatalogical criminal damage' (shitting on someone's carpet), while makes serious attempts to stop looking at his neighbour Mrs O'Leary's lacy bras on the washing line.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/15B9bKREQsbJVcPUOounh3P0FEMiW1VDmCpqpDVR7oxk/edit

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Jorma and Ray welcome you for more giggles from Istanbul. Find out what they make of Sam Smith's pronouns, hear an unusual compliment they get from Donald Trump and find out what not to say to a Turkish pharmacist during Covid.

Meanwhile why not visit England in the spring with Greg as he stumbles down a lovers' lane in England's weirdest village, Lickey End and offers to lend assistance to a couple of well-known friends of the show.

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In the latest hilarious episode of Blackmilkshake, travel writer and special guest Lisa Morrow shares with you the secrets of life in Turkey. Find out your true feelings about law and order and if there is, indeed, such a thing as victimless crime in Criminal Minds BS, catch our exclusive interview with Danny 'Headhunter' Preston whose rock 'n' roll lifestyle once saw him beat a man to death with his own shoes but now is developing a line in defecating dolls, Honzie will teach you about the elements of the zodiac while still confusing Capricorn and Capri Sun while the lads bring you all the burning topics such as funny song titles and Marmite.

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The first Pubcast of 2023 sees Ray and Jorma have the tables turned on them as the special guest is actually the host! Claremorris radio host, Eleanor Prendergast, quizzes them about their lives and their friendship. A must-listen for all Shakers with the boys sharing celebrity anecdotes about Louis Walsh and Tom Cruise, while Honzie returns from suspension holiday to deal with more of your personal problems and Phil Mitchell-Off-Eastenders pays a romantic visit to Istanbul, which takes Greg the cleaner by surprise and if that wasn't enough, the boys learn the art of underwear purchases in Istanbul from travel writer, Lisa Morrow.

This show is kindly provided by Claremorris Community Radio, Co. Mayo, Ireland and the original comedy content was written by James Kirk and sponsored by Ireland's Smallest Comedy Club, Galway, Ireland.

#insideoutinistanbul #philmitchelldrunk #agonyuncle #lickeyend

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Meet Christina McMahon, whose cringey ''Tender Tinder Ballad'' went viral and saw her embarrass a big name on Ireland's Got Talent.

Why not join Jim McDonald, Honzie, Greg the Cleaner locked in a pub for Christmas? And the Lickey End Broadcasting Company brings breaking news of Scotch Eggs, untrimmed bushes and dog dirt from England's weirdest village. Plus our new monthly feature Inside and Out in Istanbul with Lisa Morrow gives you a quirky look into living in Turkey

Meanwhile a German graphically deconstructs British food and you can find out how to buy all your Christmas presents for just 34.99 now that the Queen has died.

FULL TRANSCRIPT AVAILABLE HERE:

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#christinamcmahon #tendertinderballad #louiswalsh #honzie #jimmcdonald #gregthecleaner #lisamorrow #lickeyend

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Am I Irish Yet - Yomyulery 1 welcomes author and magazine editor Morag Prunty discussing her Irish identity and romance with a young Take That That as well as sizzling seasonal chat.

Liam Neeson is back putting the Cringle back in Christmas with a flirty Vagella Rick-Rocks and Dr. Brutus Himmler determines whether Ray is psychiatologically fit to spend Christmas with humans.

Mince pies and Turkey galore all served up with lashings of laughs, Ray's rude magazines and a bit of toe wrestling.

#moragprunty #amiirishyet #katekerrigan #psychiatology #drbrutushimmler #liamneeson #worldtoewrestlingfederation #takethat #readerswives

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Winter’s on its way but the Blackmilkshake boys are still bringing you the sunshine.

Honzie gives some right royal advice to warring brothers,

Tom Godfrey talks pantomime, the lads learn about cattle prods and offers they can’t refuse, while Ray’s red-headedness is pushed to the limit in Ginger Corner.

#pantomime #istanbul #cattleprods #speechbubbles #williamandharry #psychiatology #lickeyend #godfathersketch #honzie

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Ghosts and ghouls galore as Jorma and Ray Creep It Real.

See if Ray can avoid incarceration as he undergoes Psychiatological Profiling. Meanwhile DJ Tim Hallam talks about the nostalgia and passion of 12 inches in a sleeve plus you can learn about Liam Neeson's recent summer romance in a major world exclusive interview.

Meanwhile check what Gladiator star, Russell Crowe and a Scouse plumber are doing in the Job Centre and find out what Honzie the mystic always thinks about when he looks at the Libra scales.

All this and the usual fun and games with a decidedly spooky air.

#psychiatology #retrorecords #gladiator #honzie #halloween #liamneeson #africanprostitute

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In this titillating episode, comedian Bob Hennigan warns of the frustration of trying to pay a fine under the name of Robert and how ADHD has helped his career.

Sultry TV chef Vagella Rick-Rocks talks forced rhubarb and gets angry with her pussy, while Ray discusses his most meaningful erection plus all the usual shenanigans and a couple of scoops of intoxication along the way. Good Skills!

#Irelandssmallestcomedyclub #erectionsection #ADHD #bobhennigan #celebritychefs

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This episode sees the boys narrowly escape a buggering during a cookery lesson.

Find out how a slip of the tongue can lead to an involuntary masturbatory confession in Lost In Translation.

Coronation Street's favourite drunken Ulsterman gets 'a dig in the bake when he's down' and there's only one solution open to him.

South African mystic and agony uncle, Honzie answers your letter and explains how to cope after finding your wife has been stripping on a webcam.

Join in the craic and all the usual banter involving Rocky Balboa, Johnny Logan's love child, a singing green duck and a couple of scoops along the way.

#jimmcdonald #charlielawson #coronationstreet #lostintranslation #agonyuncle #honzie #unclemonty #orvilletheduck

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In that 'difficult second album', Jorma and Ray return with some consumer advice from Coronation Street's Jim McDonald, Liam Neeson shares his "One Night In Paris" confession, veteran entertainer Leonard Lafferty regales us with tales of Mafiosi Hobbits and Honzie returns with more Horoscope scamming.

On top of that, you'll learn what not to call a car in Spain, why Polar Bears are really Irish and Ray Mac does a psychiatology profiling test with guaranteed monkey business

#comedyhoroscopes #liamneeson #paris #huddersfieldempire #hobbits #polarbears #onenightinparis #psychiatology #jimmcdonald

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Blackmilkshake Comedy Pubcast welcomes you a typical night down the local juicer, James Joyce Irish Pub in Istanbul. Sketches, banter, games from Jorma and Ray and a hundred thousand welcomes to you all.

Coronation Street's favourite drunken Irishman shows you how to lose a respectable business, Honzie the backpacking South African astronomer reads your horoscopes and we find ourselves Taken Liam Neeson's phone call. while Mossy explains why Longford is the only logical place for a holiday.

Grab yourself a chair, pour yourself a drink and listen to the craic between a couple of philosophers partaking in a night of intoxication.

Good skills!

#jimmcdonald #charlielawson #liamneeson #comedyhoroscopes #coronationstreet #honzie #astrolomy #longfordtourism

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