Hamish & Andy

Shenanigans from the surprise bucks party Hamish threw for Andy are revealed. Andy puts Hamish & Jack to work creating songs for his and Bec’s new home security system. Huge news: a sponsor has been secured for The Price Is Correct Game Show, so the team takes a TV studio tour in preparation. And after Hamish & Andy scoffed at Jack’s request for a paid assistant to help with the board game, they may have finally granted his wish.

The Game Show Studio Tour The Security Songs Jack meets his new PA

Jack kicks off the show with an update on the board game hole he's dug for himself with a pretty unreasonable demand!! The 3 Fact Shootout is back, and thankfully Hamish has improved since the infamous T-shirt fact! Andy sets Hame and Jack a challenge relating to security in his new house, and Hamish slugworths Jack with surprising results!

Jack’s Board Game - An Apology and a Pushback Three Fact Shootout is back! Andy’s New House Security Hame’s Hives Slugworth Test

The pizza challenge has happened: Hamish (1/8th Italian) vs. Luca (full-blooded Italian), and it came down to the wire! During Upset Andy, Andy shocks the team with a fireplace revelation about his new house, and a new, unsuspecting team member is under the microscope! 

Pizza For the People Challenge - Hamish vs Luca. Upset Andy Jack Under the Microscope

Hamish presents the boys with an opportunity to score an exclusive invite to a very special opening (not honey-related!). A Song Sleuth puts one of the boys’ favourite artists into question, while Hamish makes the case for outlawing grey underwear. After a playtest with Brisbane Ben, Jack reveals where things stand with the long-awaited board game, and Hamish gears up for the imminent Pizza for the People challenge.

1. Magic Mike's Special Invite
2. Song Sleuth
3. The Board Game Playtest
4. Grey Undies are a bad choice
5. Last Minute thoughts before the Pizza Challenge

After a hiatus, Hamish returns to his so-called “Glory Days” - this time as a coach. Andy shares a workplace pizza order that takes a bizarre turn, while a Gusto Check puts a nursery owner’s patience to the test. Plus, Jack is put on the spot about the long-awaited board game and his negotiations with Brisbane Ben.

1. Hamish is back skating 
2. World Cup pizza delivery 
3. Gusto Check - Craig from Oakdale Plants and Bulbs 
4. Jack’s board game negotiations 

Andy reports back after encouraging Bec to slow down her matcha routine and embrace a more formal ritual. The boys investigate a seemingly unbelievable ad starring Sydney Swans star Isaac Heeney, Jack finally delivers an update on the long-awaited Hamish & Andy board game, and Hame's Hives returns with a genuine buzz.

1. Bec is rushing her matcha 
2. Jack’s H&A board game progress 
3. Isaac Heneney’s completely realistic ad 
4. Hame’s Hives cocktail party 

Hamish kicks off the show with an accidental sexy surprise. Extreme Empaths return with more confessions, the Bat Tennis investigation is finally solved, and Andy shares the clever couples' trick he uses on Bec. Plus, Hamish discovers a workplace sign that he and Andy would definitely ignore. 

1. A Very Sexy Update 
2. Extreme Empaths 
3. Big Tennis Reach Out 
4. Couples Tricks 
5. The Un-fun Workplace Sign 

The date is locked in and the jury selected for the Pizza for the People showdown between full-blooded Italian Luca, and 1/8th Italian Hamish! 
Andy has been surprised and delighted by something his plumber did in his kitchen, and Hamish probably won’t be trusted to book any holiday excursions for his family again anytime soon.

1. 100 pizza jury is selected 
2. Power moves 
3. Plumber’s plate stacking skills pleases Andy 
4. Holiday cooking class fail 

Andy turns private investigator when his AirPods lead him on a stakeout through a notoriously dicey LA suburb. Hame interviews for the job of 'office's worst employee', and there's a shocking reveal in the ongoing Fisiocrem saga after a decade of the boys calling it "the world's number one creme." Plus, Upset Andy is back for a special international edition, and there's a huge (but top secret) update from the Hame's Hives world.

1. Risking Bec’s Life for an AirPod 
2. Worst Employee 
3. Historical Bombshell - Fisiocrem / Sudocrem 
4. Upset Andy - International Edition 
5. Bee World non-update 

A standout Jingle Joust makes a return, plus Hame introduces us to Luca, a listener of the show who very quickly becomes a crowd favourite with his exciting pizza challenge!! Song Sleuth is back and the accused doesn’t really stand a chance in this court room! Andy also brings a new game to the table, Rat or Frog, which slightly offends some of the team. 

1. Jingle Joust 
2. 100 Pizza Challenge Part 1 
3. Song Sleuth - Olivia Rodrigo vs Foo Fighters 
4. Potato or Tomato - Rat or Frog 
5. 100 Pizza Challenge Part 2 - Call to Luca 

Jack makes another huge statement in relation to the Hamish & Andy board game, whilst Andy falls victim to a terribly unfortunate (but relatable) WhatsApp mishap. Hame is a man of his word and performs a Gusto Check on a cafe he visited recently, which scores a record high! Plus, favourite human actor from the movie War Horse, Jeremy Irvine, delivers another hectic voice-note from the London dating scene! 

1. Jack’s Board Game Update 
2. WhatsApp Mishap 
3. Gusto Check - Pedlar Project Cafe 
4. Another Jeremy Irvine Voice Memo 
5. A Dime A Dozen 

Buzz is brewing with another Hame's Hives update as Hamish negotiates for custody of the Hame's Hives Instagram handle. Hamish declares himself a blue-ribbon husband and explains why, leading the boys to brag about their own husband credentials. Plus, Extreme Empaths, and Darcy is under the microscope once again!

1. Hive-Off 
2. Extreme Empaths 
3. Blue Ribbon Husbands 
4. Darcy Under the Microscope 

Andy and Bec are still in the midst of wedding planning and need to decide which song Bec will walk down the aisle to. Hamish and Jack have come up with some questionable suggestions. Chit Chat Champion: FIFA World Cup Edition. Hamish's Bat Tennis investigation continues, and Andy has a musical mystery for the boys to solve. Plus, Hamish tests the boys with "The Checklist Game". 

1. Potential Wedding Songs 
2. Chit Chat Champion 
3. Bat Tennis Investigation Results 
4. Melodical Mystery 
5. The Check List Game 

An early morning incident involving Hamish leaves the entire household wide awake! Andy's brother Cam discovers that a catastrophe at his new house was also caused by Hamish! 'Salacious Headlines' makes a return after a comment Andy made to a passing journalist got him into trouble with Bec. Plus, some 'Power Moves' to elevate your status in the workplace, and Hamish sparks an investigation into the disappearance of the game Bat Tennis after reminiscing about playing it in primary school.

1. Hamish Woke the House Up
2. Salacious Headlines
3. The Liquid Sandwich
4. Power Moves
5. NSW vs. VIC - An Ongoing Investigation

With Golden Day complete, the boys turn their attention to planning their game show, 'The Price Is Correct'. Hamish shares how he's been teaching his kids about the limits of swearing and how to use swear words responsibly. Andy reveals a lie he told his ear doctor, Julie, and gives her a call to see if she really believed him. Plus, a mid-year round of 'Tell Us Someone'.

1. The Price is Correct 
2. Parenting Update: Swearing Edition 
3. Tell Us Someone We Haven’t Thought of in a While 
4. Andy Lying to His Doctor 

Andy and his groomsmen (and Jack) gather to film the sacred “Chipping of the Rings” wedding rehearsal - a full-scale simulation designed to win Bec’s approval for the wedding. Bec delivers her final verdict. Plus, an update on Hame’s Hives and another instalment of The Lady of Stain!

1. Horgs Chips the Wedding Ring & Bec’s Reaction 
2. Lady of Stain 
3. Hame’s Hives Verbal Agreement 

It was Golden Day - Hamish’s chance to unleash his inner spending beast by blowing $75K of the People’s Bitcoin to buy the prize pool for the upcoming game show. To celebrate Andy’s birthday week, you guys ‘Pleasure Andy’, plus Andy puts the boys to the test in a round of ‘Who Did I See?’ after he and Bec spotted a string of celebrities during their recent trip overseas. Meanwhile, Hamish has an update on Jack’s attempt to return his drum kit - with plenty of confusion around the plan!

1. It’s Golden Day 
2. Pleasure Andy 
3. Who Did I See? 
4. The Drums Get Delivered 

In the hope of winning Bec’s approval to include it in her and Andy’s wedding, the boys continue preparing for the ring ceremony rehearsal, with Horgs tasked with chipping a golf ball down the aisle. Hamish brings a real-life conundrum involving his mum to the boys, while Andy accuses Bec of something that sees Hamish step in as her lawyer. Plus, the boys hear some hilarious Extreme Empaths and, after a long hiatus, Incredible Drops makes its return!

1. The Wedding Rehearsal Plan & Celebrant’s Words 
2. Extreme Empaths 
3. Hamish’s Mum’s Lunch Ruined 
4. Incredible Drops 
5. The Court of Andy Lee 

The boys come up with a plan to show Bec an elegant, dignified way to sneak a respectful nod to golf into her and Andy’s wedding. Darcy is completely blindsided by the first “Darcy Under the Microscope” of the year, and Hamish shares the one meme category that doesn’t land with his wife, Zoë - online or offline. Meanwhile, Jack turns to Andy for help navigating the awkward return of a drum kit he borrowed from Hamish. 

1. Horgs Chats Golf at the Wedding 
2. Darcy Under the Microscope 
3. Hamish's DMs with Zoë 
4. How to Return The Drums to Sydney 

The King Bee reveals the progress he’s made on his organic, single-origin NZ alpine honey venture, and the guys have another classic interaction with beloved pizza shop owner Zio Pino. They also set some ground rules for the upcoming Golden Day, where Hamish gets to impulse-buy his way out of his online shopping habit, and chat to the manager of their pub, Old Mates in New York, about an iconic Australian artefact stolen by a very unlikely pair!

1. Hame’s Hives Ring-Around 
2. Pizza Lotto 
3. Golden Day Announcement 
4. Old Mates Robbery 

Hamish wants his drum kit back from Jack and has found a very roundabout way of requesting its return. Tagline Sleuth returns with two big hitters as we attempt to settle who got in first! Chit Chat Champions is also back, and the boys check in with a naturopath, their friend Belle, to get a professional opinion on just how healthy their bowel movements are.

1. Hamish Wants His Drum Kit Back 
2. Tag-Line Sleuth 
3. Mitch Calls Back 
4. Chit Chat Champions 
5. Naturopath Belle 

Andy gets word from Liam Hemsworth’s camp in response to the challenge invite. Plus Jingle Joust returns, you send in some epic Power Moves, Hamish goes way too deep on his bowel movements (again), and Bec’s has an emergency spider call.

1. Jingle Joust 
2. Most Expensive Fish 
3. Power Moves 
4. Poo Clock 
5. Case of the Fake Spider 

The boys plan to use the People’s Bitcoin on a Hamish-led impulse shopping spree, then turn it into a game show where you can try to win Hamish’s haul. The Lady of Stain makes her return with some frankly shocking stain removal advice, there’s a husband-and-wife Gusto Check, and Hamish reflects on being a fast-and-loose operator.

1. Bitcoin Blitz 
2. Lady of Stain 
3. Double Gusto Check - Sam’s Spring Cleaning 
4. Andy’s Always In Hame’s Head 

The Hottest Dance Contest results are in! But whose moves reign supreme - Hamish, Andy, or Jack? The women of New York City give the final verdict. Extreme Empath makes its long-awaited return for the year, and Andy walks us through the best (and possibly most questionable) ads he spotted over summer. Plus, the latest on Liam Hemsworth and the skill challenge invite - and, of course, Hamish's bee operation!

1. Who's The Sexiest Dancer? 
2. Extreme Empaths 
3. Best Ads Of The Summer 
4. Hemsworth... The Chosen One? 

Upset Andy makes its return for the year - and you guys deliver! Andy reveals the results of the Wedding Game, along with Bec’s reactions to his questionable pitches during planning. Meanwhile, scientists in the UK have determined the most attractive dance style for men trying to impress women. Naturally, Hamish wants to put it to the test, setting up a dance contest between the boys!

1. Upset Andy 
2. Andy’s Wedding Pitches 
3. Hame’s Follow Up Wedding Pitch Attempt 
4. Dance Contest 

Hamish and Jack set some tricky challenges for Andy to weave into his wedding planning. You try to stump the boys with the first batch of Tell Us Someone entries for the year. With golf an unpopular topic on the podcast and at home, Hamish has come up with an interesting way to conceal it. Plus, the boys catch up on some important loose ends!

1. Tell Us Someone We Haven’t Thought Of In A While 
2. Hamish Paints The Mona Lisa 
3. The Wedding Challenge Ideas 
4. Jack’s H&A Boardgame 

Before making their final decision on what to do with the People’s Bitcoin, Hamish re-pitches his plan to purchase a bee farm. Andy plays a fun guessing game with the boys involving Siri. Hamish and Jack set Andy’s wedding planning challenges. Plus, Andy reveals his lawyer’s response to Hamish’s suggestion of sending out a 5-star health rating for Dimmies & Tinnies.

1. Bitcoin Ideas - The Price Is Correct 
2. Andy’s Wedding Challenge 
3. Siri Name Game 
4. Health Star Penalties 

Andy updates the people on where their Bitcoin is sitting post-Mandated Break, and the boys float a few ideas for how it might eventually be spent (wisely?). A bold skills claim from Liam Hemsworth prompts a call to actor Dave Lawson to verify the story, and there’s a Power Move from a 99-year-old to admire. Web Geezer Jez shares some big news after 18 glorious years with the team.

1. The People’s Bitcoin 
2. Hemsworth’s Huge Claim 
3. Power Moves 
4. Web Geezer Jez 

Hamish, Andy and Jack head to Mildura to test the security of small business accounting firm DHM Partners. With months of planning and full approval from boss Rob, the boys attempt a grand theft auto–style art heist: steal the company Suzuki Swift and nab a stairwell painting without being detected. Expect questionable disguises, bold plans, and the chaos only the trio can deliver. This is BURG BOYS!

Everyone thought this was a peter-out, but no - the Burg Boys are back! The boys release the unredacted details of the heist from deep inside the Burg Bunker. And with this being the second-last episode of the year, a few loose ends are tied up - including one that’s spanned well over a decade. The boys thought this day would NEVER come!

1. Plans from the Burg Bunker 
2. Loose ends and Hamish’s Uganda story 
3. Dimmies and Tinnies health stars 
4. The People’s Bitcoin 

Andy compares the number of contacts he and the boys have in their phones, leading them to dive into their Uber stats. A sneaky loophole in the mandated break is uncovered, prompting the announcement of Hamish & Andy Plus+ and the very festive Quizmas Time, coming this December. Magic Mike absolves himself of a trivia scam before his debut as Trivia Master. Hamish revisits peak free-to-air TV in the ’90s and early 2000s. Plus, the final Gusto Check of the year!

1. Optometrist gusto check  
2. Uber stats 
3. Quizmas Time with Magic Mike 
4. 90’s TV 

Hamish admits to a grave mistake he made during last week’s award ceremony for the “Most Irrelevant Purchase” in his family’s household. The boys belt out some tunes in the final Jingle Joust of the year. Hamish investigates the fine print behind the “unlimited” popcorn offer at the cinemas, and everyone’s favourite cleaning game returns - “The Lady of Stain!”.

1. Irrelevant purchase retraction 
2. Jingle joust 
3. Unlimited popcorn 
4. The Lady of Stain 

After a weekend clean-up, Hamish hosts the awards for “Most Irrelevant Purchases” in the Foster-Blake household. More of you Upset Andy, and Power Moves features one for Facebook Marketplace enthusiasts. Hamish proudly declares himself an “angel,” and the boys take “ball golf” very seriously - including a full-course ring-around. Plus, Andy admits how Bec got one over on him. 

1. Irrelevant purchases awards 
2. Power moves 
3. Hamish the angel 
4. Upset Andy 
5. Ball golf 
6. Bec power moves Andy 

Segment Sleuth puts a French podcast under the microscope after it went viral internationally for outright copying one of our segments! After being blown away by China’s next-level efficiency on his annual golf trip, Andy grills their fast-and-loose mate Horgs about the dumb stuff he got up to on the trip. Hamish needs you to know that he's STILL playing the parking game, and the boys’ favourite human actor Jeremy Irvine leaves the show a shocking voicemail. Meanwhile, Hamish gets us thinking about who we’d consider a truly beloved celebrity.

1. Super Cool Podcast 
2. Horgs in China 
3. The parking game 
4. Beloved celebrities 
5. Jeremy Irvine voice memo 

Jack reveals a HUGE development that’s been 10 years in the making! We’ve been sent some killer Power Moves - including one that’s perfect for dog owners. Andy’s discovered what might be the next-level upgrade to the AirPods Pro 3, taking their translating powers even further. Meanwhile, Hamish and Zoë reckon they’ve found a “banana portal” in a small country town - a place that mysteriously caters to the Blake family’s confectionery needs.

1. Jack's bitcoin recovery 
2. Power moves 
3. AirPods Pro 3 + 
4. The banana chocolate portal 

For the first time ever, Segment Sleuth has resulted in an apology! Bec has Andy questioning his level of manners while making a restaurant booking, and, on an unrelated note, she’s also got him wondering how everyone else washes their hands. Hamish confesses the struggles he's having abstaining from his online shopping habit. Plus, we squeeze in a round of Tell Us Someone and bring back an updated version of Friends Galore!

1. Segment Sleuth apology 
2. Is Andy rude? 
3. Tell us someone we haven’t thought of in a while 
4. Friends galore 
5. Gripzilla 
6. The wash 

The world’s biggest music star (and “friend of the show”) Taylor Swift is under the Song Sleuth microscope this week with FIVE allegations. Andy’s been people-watching and brings some of life’s everyday mysteries to the table in Domestic Qs. Extreme Empaths are back, and Hamish shares his favourite part of the week - “nub hunting” - and why Zoe has temporarily banned both him and Sonny from doing it. Plus, we check in with listener Sam for a Gusto Check - the legend who first dropped the iconic phrase, “Gusto to you.”

1. Song Sleuth - Taylor Swift 
2. Domestic Qs 
3. Extreme Empaths 
4. Nub hunting 
5. Gusto check - The original ‘gusto to you’ 

Andy suspects someone out there has been a little too inspired by the show, so the boys launch an investigation in Segment Sleuth. Jack tries to upset Andy with his odd laundry routine, and the boys imagine what mandates they’d roll out if they ever ran for local office. Plus, Hamish unveils a fresh batch of GISS Tapes - exclusively for those who’ve hit Platinum Pooping status! 

1. Segment Sleuth - crumpets 
2. Upset Andy 
3. If Andy were in politics 
4. GISS presentation 

Hamish & Andy continue to be at your service! This week, they hatch a sneaky plan to help a new dad who’s too scared to ask his partner for a cheeky golf break. Darcy faces the fallout from a dog poo disaster involving a household appliance. Meanwhile, Hamish’s no-impulse-buy streak ends thanks to Instagram temptation. Plus, Andy shares shocking Richter Scale news, and a special Chit Chat Champion - Gen Alpha edition. Slay! 

1. H&A at your service - Sam's golf day 
2. The Richter scale 
3. Chit Chat Champion - Gen Alpha edition 
4. Darcy under the microscope 
5. World’s most powerful torch 

We can't believe it's happened again… Groundhog Day - or should we say Weasel Day?! Jack’s somehow wriggled his way into yet another shot at winning a prize from the listeners. This time, listener Leigh holds all the power and decides what kind of chance Jack will get to win the piano. Hamish and Jack break into song to celebrate Andy’s new naughty catchphrase. Plus, another round of Extreme Empaths, and Andy’s got a game involving his mother-in-law’s plates! 

1. Jack vs. Leigh vs. The Listeners 
2. “I say what I want” 
3. Extreme Empaths 
4. The plate game 

After months of planning, meticulous engineering, and the looming threat of catastrophic neck injuries, it’s finally here.

It’s Tall Hat Day.

Who wears the hat? Will the record fall? And can Jack beat the traffic?

With the trustworthy listeners watching on, Hamish, Andy and Jack take us on one of the wildest rides in the pod’s history.

Jack has been caught out in another scandal - this time involving the piano he gave away. Did it really reach the rightful winner?! The boys execute the final piece of the puzzle to get Andy’s dad, Mick, to upgrade from his 20-inch telly to a 55-inch. Hamish reflects on how he is slowly morphing into his father, and ahead of next week’s Tallest Hat World Record attempt, the boys go through their final risk assessments in preparation for the big day!

1. Jack’s piano saga 
2. The final raffle attempt 
3. Tallest hat - last minute business 
4. Is Hame becoming his dad? 

Hamish blows a few things wide open - including Andy’s beloved Dimmies & Tinnies! Andy recounts an awkward run-in with airport security and shares some secret audio on the ongoing TV raffle stitch-up involving his dad Mick, who has some very passionate thoughts about the size of the impending telly. Plus, it’s back - by very popular demand - another round of Jingle Joust! 

1. Hamish blows a few things wide open 
2. Andy has a shocker with airport security 
3. Jingle joust 
4. Raffle update - secret dinner conversations 

We’ve finally locked in the date for our attempt at the World’s Tallest Hat record! We also hear from some very trustworthy candidates to officiate the big day. A few wild power moves have come our way - including one that honestly needs a warning label. Plus, Hamish takes us on an emotional journey as he buys a new baking pan. Meanwhile, despite Andy’s best efforts, Mick (Andy’s dad) is still refusing to ditch his ancient 20-inch TV... so the boys cook up a sneaky plan to trick him into an upgrade. 

1. Tallest hat - trustworthy listeners 
2. Power moves 
3. Operation Win Mick a TV 
4. Hamish’s new baking pan 
5. The Lee Family Gazette 

Andy drops a life-changing pact - and Jack’s way too quick to accept. Hamish admits he’s now reliant on ChatGPT (RIP Google), and worries what the robot thinks of him. The boys run a Gusto Check on a family business, pitting two brothers against each other in a tight battle, and Hamish kicks off this week’s Upset Andy with a personal account… involving the fruit bowl. 

1. Andy’s $50k pact 
2. Gusto check - brother vs brother 
3. What does Chat GPT know about you? 
4. Upset Andy 

Hamish presents a new game to Andy which is sure to ruffle some feathers! There’s a very rare Chit Chat Champion result, and the Tallest Hat chat has triggered a childhood memory for Hame. Andy is testing the ‘honesty system’ for the work office kiosk, and Hamish thinks he’s finally found a skill to impress his wife…spoiler: keep trying Hame! 

1. Who is Andy Lee cooler than? 
2. Chat chat champion - golf chat 
3. Tall hat update - Hamish has done this before 
4. Ice skating 
5. Stealing from the office kiosk 

Andy has run into a legal issue with the Worlds Tallest Hat, there’s been an influx of Extreme Empaths, and the boys put their social skills to the test with a new game. Hamish gets into trouble at NZ airport, and Andy reveals an insane fact about his dad that shocks Hame & Jack! 

1. Tall hat liability 
2. Extreme empaths 
3. Social skills name game 
4. Hamish’s run in with NZ customs 
5. Andy’s Dad has never bought a TV 

Plans (and CAD’s) are well and truly underway for the Tallest Hat record attempt, but a concerning health risk has been flagged…
Andy issues an apology song to Jack for reading out his humiliating golf scores, but how sorry is he really? More solid power moves have been sent in, and Hamish is humbled by a member of his ‘family’!

1. Tallest hat - a small health risk 
2. Andy’s apology song to Jack 
3. Power moves 
4. In the Hertz family 

Promises were made by Hamish to secure a special guest for episode 300. Now that the milestone episode is here, we finally find out who the “chosen” guest is! Hamish has discovered that his wife, Zoe, enjoys policing the police. Andy shares an alarming message from the Tallest Hat WhatsApp chat. Plus, a Song Sleuth involving an Aussie classic, and we settle the debate no one asked for - who is the best team player in the vegetable world? 

1. Episode 300 special guest! 
2. Zoe policing the police 
3. Tallest hat - how high!? 
4. Song Sleuth - Waltzing Matilda 
5. Vegetable team players 

Jack and his golf cart have been spotted in the wild! Hamish confesses his guilty sneezing habit, and the boys take on the dying art of company jingles in a “Jingle Joust!”. We go deep inside the Tallest Hat Dream Team WhatsApp for a very important brim-related discussion, and love is making Andy do strange things!

1. Jack In The Wild 
2. Letting a sneeze off the chain 
3. Jingle Joust 
4. A tall swagman’s hat? 
5. Partner requests 

The crumpets are warm and buttered as Hamish attempts to blow the crumpet industry wide open! Andy seeks help to get out of a sticky situation with Bec, so Hamish offers up his “Excuse Pro Member Services” to do the job. We check in with our resident Appleist, Brian, about the ‘Louis Vuitton’ of apples coming out of Australia, plus, inspired by the treasures of AM radio, Andy introduces a fun new game: “What Are They Trying to Clean?”

1. Crumpets Test 
2. Bec Birthday Prank 
3. Brian the Appelist 
4. AM Radio Cleaning Game 

Hamish questions what actually constitutes “a monkey on your back,” and how many monkeys the average person might be carrying. Naturally, he turns it into a case study - guessing how many monkeys they are each carrying around right now! There’s a toothpaste ad that has Andy completely baffled, and after much anticipation (so much so that we almost forgot), Hamish finally reveals the next industry that he’s about to blow wide open! Andy also takes us inside the WhatsApp chat of our Tall Hat Dream Team to deliver a very important update!

1. Monkeys on our backs 
2. Colgate ad stitch up 
3. Inside the tallest hat WhatsApp chat 
4. Crumpets investigation 

With barely any info to go on, Hamish dives headfirst into a “Wriggle Out” request from one of our listeners who’s desperate to dodge helping a mate move house. Andy spills the beans on something nerve-wracking he did in the car — and no, it definitely wasn’t a car poo! It also seems like it’s getting harder for you to stump us with a “Tell Us Someone” we haven’t thought of in ages, and there’s a “Song Sleuth” showdown featuring Katy Perry and another mega artist. Oh, and of course, the Weasel’s back at it — with another jumper taken hostage! 

1. Wiggle out request 
2. Tooting the police 
3. Tell Us Someone We Haven’t Thought Of In A While 
4. Jack ‘borrows’ another jumper 
5. Song sleuth - Katy Perry vs. Drake 

After deciding we won’t be investing in any of the million-dollar business ideas you sent in (sorry, Shark Tank this is not), we’ve called in our favourite inventor and potential investor — our mate Horgs — to give some honest feedback on your pitches. Our World’s Tallest Hat quest rolls on, and we’re now on the lookout for a trustworthy panel who can officially verify our record-breaking attempt! We also compare Andy’s whirlwind trip to Old Mate’s pub in New York with Hamish’s… let’s say “unique” weekend. Plus, the fast and loose return to do what they do best — Upset Andy! 

1. More million dollar ideas - with Horgs 
2. Are you a trustworthy world record judge? 
3. Upset Andy 
4. Hamish at a cat show 

Hamish gives Andy and Jack some homework; an at-home test designed to act as a barometer for how healthy their relationships are! Power Moves are back in full force, and on a long road trip Andy discovered a funny fact about Hanson’s song “MMMBop”. Hamish reveals his bold attempt to dodge a red light fine, and puts a burning salsa theory to the test – is there really a difference between Doritos Hot and Medium? 

1. The bird test 
2. Sneezing through a red light camera 
3. Power moves 
4. MMMBop 
5. Hot takes on hot salsa 

We meet the genius minds helping us bring the World’s Tallest Hat to life! We have a fresh batch of Extreme Empaths, and some shocking news — new $1 coins are being made, but somehow still none for us?! It’s officially been a year since we kicked off our campaign to get a dollar coin for the show, so it's time for a much-needed update. Also, Hamish has some strong (but fair) words for a few ice creams that need to lift their game.

1. Tallest hat dream team 
2. Extreme Empaths 
3. H&A coin confusion 
4. Chocolate Magnums 

It struck a nerve (an erogenous one, no less) when we showed a lack of gusto in breaking the World’s Tallest Hat record — but your influx of great ideas has kept the dream alive. The wash-up from the Special Skills Conclave saw a groundswell of support for the “North Man” as the true Chosen One, and Hamish may have found a piece of evidence supporting this prophecy. Meanwhile, a long-forgotten promise from Hamish has somehow resurfaced on Andy’s weekend AM radio show, “The Mid Morning Cuppa”. Plus, it’s Andy’s Birthday Week — so Hamish has decided to “Pleasure Andy” with your calls! 

1. Tallest hat suggestions 
2. Hamish’s ancient discovery 
3. Pleasure Andy 
4. Mid Morning Cuppa 

Special Skills Judgment Day has finally arrived! Will the Special Skills prophecy be fulfilled? We discover the fate of the segment – and whether listener Lari really is the true Chosen One – as we put his skill of running on his knees to the ultimate test. Meanwhile, Hamish realised he bit off more than he could chew when taking on a cockroach infestation. And after hearing listener Christian’s million-dollar business idea, we have been absolutely flooded with “even better” pitches!

1. The Chosen One sprints to save special skills 
2. Special Skills Royal Commission 
3. Hamish's roach raid 
4. More million-dollar ideas 

The sacred halls of the Special Skills Conclave open for the very first time to welcome Cardinal Jack and the Chosen Few. Each presents their case in a desperate bid to be named the Chosen One – the bearer of the skill destined to save Special Skills from extinction. Tensions rise, but one skill stands above the rest (according to Jack), and at last, the Chosen One is revealed. Hamish also reflects on the second most important selection of the week: the Federal Election.

1. Special Skills conclave 
2. We meet the chosen one 
3. Election graffiti 

With a “detective” on standby, Hamish reveals the lab results of the white powder Andy found in the walls of the 1876 house he’s renovating. Andy’s also been accused of wearing the same clothes way too often, which sparks a discussion on how long you can wear certain items of clothing. Hamish shares the tale of the mystery undies, plus we’ve got an update on our upcoming Special Skills Conclave!

1. White powder lab results
2. How often should you wash your clothes?
3. Chit Chat Champions 
4. Mystery undies
5. Pre conclave excitement & logistics

1. World’s tallest hat
2. Extreme empaths
3. Andy’s dig discovery
4. Burg Boys pick their mission
5. Back to the Future

In very rare scenes, Hamish has done some thorough research on the “World’s Tallest Hat” and has some ideas. The Extreme Empaths keep coming in, and Andy reveals a VERY suspicious item they found while renovating their 1876 house. Hamish has a gripe with AppleTV, and the Burg Boys have officially picked their target, it’s on!

Hamish received an email from listener Christian with a ‘million dollar business idea’ - he wrongly thought this show would be a safe space…!!  Andy gets into the Easter spirit with the first-ever Easter carol, “Hey Judas,” and a bunch of callers join to Upset Andy! The boys sift through the businesses that they won’t target in the small business security test before the “Burg Boys” go dormant!

Christian's Million Dollar Idea Upset Andy...without chargers. The First Easter Carol Burg Boys... Testing Small Business Security

In a bid to save Special Skills, Hamish wants to find the 'chosen one' holding the ultimate special skill! Meanwhile, Jack unveils his sacrifice to the gods (it’s a big one) and gifts it to the listener who almost bagged the golf cart. Song Sleuth is back, with Andy taking the a current hit TV show theme straight to the lab for testing. Plus, in the final twist of the Up There Cazaly Quest, Andy brings us the inside scoop from Collingwood’s home game last week — could the song have been played?!

A Conclave for Special Skills Jack's Gift for the Gods Song Sleuth Up There Cazaly Finale

‘Tell Us Someone’ is back, and it should be easy this early in the year…
We’ve got a disappointing update on our ‘Up There Cazaly’ quest, plus a medical manoeuvre from Hamish that we absolutely DO NOT recommend you try at home! 
Luckily Jack has been too busy playing golf this week to see the backlash from his golf buggy win…!!

1 – Tell Us Someone
2 – Up There Cazaly Outcome 
3 – Hamish’s inadvisable medical manoeuvre 
4 – Golf Buggy feedback: the people are disappointed

Find out whether Jack is victorious in his quest to weasel the motorised golf cart from the hands of the people! We hear more stories from our most empathetic listeners, Hamish places a call to his good friend T-Bone, Andy poses an interesting question “Is Josh an Asshole?” and Hame has an idea for a new show venture! 

1. Golf buggy roulette 
2. Extreme empaths 
3. Is Josh an a-hole? 
4. Hamish and Jack chat to T-Bone 
5. Small business security test 

Will Jack use his position of power to play fair or play foul when it comes to the Golf Buggy competition? Andy watched a news story about a house that was built on the wrong block, and the guys have so many questions. Hame is dubious about the validity of a battery ad he saw, and the ‘Up There Cazaly’ song sleuth is back with a major development.

1. Fair or Foul - How many competition tickets for Jack?
2. House built on the wrong block
3. Proving Up There Cazaly is an Australian anthem
4. Energizer Bunny

Andy’s love for his dog Henri has him questioning whether he loves her more than his fiancée, Bec. Hamish shares Rudy’s swimming carnival prep (or lack thereof) and Extreme Empaths is back for 2025. We also have a returning contestant for Chit-Chat Champion getting a second chance after 5 years of agonising over it! Plus, Jack’s golf buggy weaseling reaches a new level.

1. Extreme empaths 
2. Andy might like Henri more than Bec 
3. Jack’s golf buggy decision…again 
4. Chit-chat champion 
5. Rudy’s swimming carnival

Fresh from their mandated break and a ’business trip’ to the States, the boys give us the lowdown on the opening of their new pub, Old Mates, and bring you "Who Did I See?" – the New York edition! Hamish stirs up some cracker callers to upset Andy’s start to the new year, plus Jack drops a huge bombshell regarding the free golf cart he weaselled…

1. We’re publicans now, and ‘Who Did I See NY edition’ 
2. Upset Andy
3. Hotel poo etiquette
4. How is Jack’s Golf Cart going? 

Everyone knows that exactly one week before Christmas, Reministmas is celebrated which involves looking back at the year and reminiscing. To help get into the spirit of Reministmas this year, the Hamish and Andy Podcast team have compiled a bunch of moments from the 2024 year podcasts for us all to look back at fondly… or angrily if you really didn’t like that specific bit.

In the final ep of 2024, the boys say goodbye to Podcast Mike, (attempt to) tie-up lots of loose ends, celebrate their most empathetic listeners, and Jack has an enormous decision to make....!! 

1. Extreme empaths 
2. Loose ends 
3. A celebrity endorsement for digital bird collecting 
4. New season of Remembering Project 
5. Podcast Mike’s farewell 
6. The decision 

ConCon is here! Did Hamish deliver on his biscuit promises? Did the controversial Session 3 go ahead? Did delegates walk away with all-education and no-entertainment?! 

Hamish Still Hasn't Finished his slides Networking Welcome Drinks Jack and the WhatsApp Nerves are Kicking In Session 1 Mid Session Break Session 2 Testimonials ConConConrad Sewell

The guys have their final meeting to make all their last minute preparations for ConCon this weekend. Andy's noticed something curious about his dog Henri, while Hamish wants to talk about Elon Musk's new robots. Listener Michael has a bird related dilemma, and we finalise Conrad Sewell's ConCon song! 

1. Final ConCon preparations 
2. Two poos and a wee 
3. Digital bird hunting with Michael 
4. Tesla robots 
5. Conrad’s ConCon song 

Jack surprises the guys with an unbelievable request in classic weasel behaviour. Andy was perplexed by the name of a furniture store. Conrad Sewell joins the boys to prep for his appearance at ConCon, and a brand new merch launch for the pod!

1. Jack’s weasel request 
2. Furniture Okay 
3. Conrad Sewell at ConCon 
4. H&A golf balls 

There's a big biscuit update that needs to be addressed asap, and the boys have some more correspondence to get through ahead of ConCon. Meanwhile, Andy may have done a historical fart that needs to be investigated by Hamish. Andy attended another conference, and gives some advice to the guys about how they work, and Extreme Empaths is back! 

1. ConCon - a few more logistical voice notes 
2. Extreme empaths 
3. Andy’s massive fart 
4. Tips for conferences 

Hamish brings a listener gripe about a recent show opening. Andy questions Jack about his willingness to provide a quote for his tunnel, and also digs up an old episode of the show which might prove that Hamish has been doubling up on ideas. Another batch of the most powerful power moves ever, and ConCon preparations continue to chug along! 

1. Mike’s Malcom in the Middle opener 
2. Jack’s tunnel quote 
3. T-shirt fact returns 
4. Power moves 
5. ConCon - industry allocations 

Hame decides to kick off the show by upsetting Andy, then all 3 of the boys display some weaselling behaviour over a meat thermometer! The beautiful Extreme Empaths continue to delight the team, plus a behind the scenes peek at how the ConCon admin is going (spoiler: they get sidetracked!)

1. Upset Andy 
2. Hamish lost his meat thermometer 
3. Extreme empaths 
4. ConCon voice notes 
5. Empty suitcases & Smarty the puppet 

The guys bring back the infamous Three Fact Shootout, a notorious failure from a few weeks earlier, with three fresh new facts to scrutinise. Andy has a gripe about purchasing new pillows, and the boys use a classic radio style competition, 'the phrase that pays' to help allocate new tickets for ConCon. Hamish had a colonoscopy, and Bec got a speeding fine in Andy's car! 

1. Three fact shootout 
2. Andy’s pillows 
3. ConCon - Phrase that pays 
4. Hamish’s colonoscopy 
5. Bec’s speeding fine 

Andy brings Bec into the studio to reveal something massive for Hamish & Jack. Hamish finally comes back to Blow Something Wide Open. Musical guests have begun putting their hands up for ConCon, and listener Luke may have lost touch with the common man... 

1. The Aura Ring - Bec’s confession 
2. Extreme Empaths 
3. Blow something wide open - Tuna 
4. ConCon - Musical guests 
5. Luke's lost touch test 

The guys feel like they’re definitely getting ghosted by the guy who can get undressed in under 2.5 seconds, so Hamish proposes an alternate idea. Darcy’s under the microscope again after a ski trip that went wrong. The guys discuss more biscuit options for ConCon, and we put two listeners to the test for Chit Chat Champion!

1. Undressing Olympics 
2. Darcy under the microscope - Ski trip 
3. Chit Chat Champions 
4. ConCon - The the hybrid biscuit model 
5. Fame shamed 

We clear up some ConConConfusion with our good friends at the ATO. Hamish notices adults are celebrating Book Week now, while also encouraging Andy and Jack to check out his flattering mirror. Plus, a special skill involving flickin' the world's most finger lickin' chicken! 

1. The ConCon mea culpa 
2. Power Moves and book week musings 
3. Chicken Flickin’ Good - Special skill 
4. Hamish’s flattering mirror 

Andy's followed up on one of ConCon's most important factors: the biscuits. The boys revisit Random Rob, a game they vowed to play only once every 10 years. A three man fact shoot out ends in disappointment, with three of the worst ever facts presented. Plus, the guys try speed undressing for themselves. 

1. ConCon biscuits call 
2. Random Rob - 10 years on 
3. Fact shootout 
4. Speed undressing challenge 

It's one year since Jack promised to doorstop the CEO of Mars, and it's never happened, so Hamish & Andy bring the door stopping to him. Bec caused a ruckus on a family holiday in Fiji when she lost her ring, and the guys tackle one of the most important parts of ConCon: The Biscuits.

1. Jack doorstops the CEO of Mars 
2. Bec loses her Oura Ring 
3. Extreme empaths 
4. ConCon biscuit chat 

Jack's been caught out weaselling again in what can only be described as the biggest weasel trap ever set on the show. Andy's looking a little too happy, so we bring on some listeners to upset him. A extended voice mail from a friend leaves Andy in a sticky (or stinky) situation, and ConCon's location is finally revealed.

1. Jack’s hoarding more jackets 
2. Upset Andy 
3. Andy leaves an embarrassing voice mail 
4. ConCon location reveal 

A salacious headline about Hamish being in a police investigation sets the guys up to play another round of Salacious Headlines. Multiple bids have come through for a ConCon location, and Andy comes in with a brand new Song Sleuth involving an Australian classic. Plus, listeners try their best to tell the guys someone they haven't thought of for a while. 

1. Salacious headlines 
2. ConCon bidding locations 
3. Tell us someone we haven’t thought of in a while 
4. Turning to look at a fancy car 
5. Song Sleuth - Up There Cazaly 

Hamish had a hilarious Uber ride involving a driver listing all of his gripes with the Logies, plus an expert at Impulse Buyer Psychology sheds some light on Hamish's problem. Our extreme empaths delight us again, and  a listener thinks they can listen to the podcast at 3x speed. 

1. Hamish’s Logies Uber ride 
2. Inside the mind of an impulse buyer 
3. Extreme Empaths 
4. Podcast speed listening 
5. Gruff pays a visit 

Anji joins the show to vouch for her partner, who petered out of the show after claiming he could get completely undressed in less than 2.5 seconds. Andy makes a discovery about toasters that he puts to the test in Experimental as Anything, while wrapping up some Loose Ends in the meantime. Hamish brings back the Moonwalkers for a quick update, and we bounce around some location ideas for the upcoming ConCon.

1. Return of the speedy undresser 
2. Experimental as anything - toaster time 
3. Racing Sonny in the moonwalkers 
4. ConCon location suggestions 

The emails have absolutely flooded in for ConCon, so the guys talk about the logistics around the big day. Paris 2024 is underway, and the boys have noticed a few humorous things going on with the games. We hound the Mint with requests for a coin, and Jack's weaselly ways are put under scrutiny once again. 

1. Con Con expressions of interest 
2. Extreme empaths 
3. Paris 2024 observations 
4. Your emails to the Mint 
5. Crows stealing golf balls 

Hamish finally receives the Moonwalkers and shows the guys his amazing new walking speeds, the guys come up with the idea for ConCon: A Worldwide Tax Deductible conference that all of the listeners are invited to. Chit Chat Champions is back with a twist, as Marg Lee and Kerri Blake take each other on for a special Mum edition. Plus, Jack's bashful about mentioning you-know-who, but keen eared listeners have found some damning evidence against him. 

1. Moonwalkers first test 
2. Power moves 
3. Worldwide conferences 
4. Chit Chat Champions - Mums edition 
5. Mr. Ralph on the radio 

Hamish has some big questions for the guys about tax deductions and wants to speak to an accountant about what you can and can't hypothetically, maybe, claim. Jack snubs the show once again on his popular radio show, leaving the guys unsure of what they mean to him. The CEO of the Royal Australian Mint speaks out about the ambitious coin saga, and we welcome a self-proclaimed hex key hero to test his special skill. 

1. Hamish’s tax test 
2. What does #6 mean to Jack? 
3. Hex key hero - special skill 
4. The CEO of the mint speaks 

Hamish has been dipping into the joint account again, Andy launches a new segment trying to get to the bottom of the small truths in life, plus a commercial pilot joins the boys on air to talk about shaky landings. George from Seinfeld might be ripping off the show, and Hamish's wife Zoe thinks she has a fool proof way to ward off demons. 

1. Hamish's latest purchase
2. Soft truths 
3. Pilot Josh talks shaky landings 
4. Limes to ward off demons 
5. Jason Alexander’s bell 
6. AI temperature check 

Jack's been caught red handed in one of his worst ever weasel attempts, which he doesn't even attempt to deny. We speak directly with one of Jim Chalmers' hairdressers and also discover that our listeners are extreme empaths just like Bec. Plus, Hamish had an encounter with a very funny name, and listeners join the show to Upset Andy once again! 

1. Jack weasels for a new golf shirt 
2. Upset Andy 
3. Speaking to Jim Chalmers’s hairdresser 
4. Extreme Empaths 
5. Mr. Bean 

A famous surfer is influencing Hamish's Instagram algorithm and Hamish doesn't understand why. A brotherly feud takes place on a new edition of Chit Chat Champions. Hamish is wondering if he technically counts as a university alumni when he never graduated, and Andy had his first facial. Plus, Jordann says she can guess the croak of any frog... so how does her claim stack up when put to the test? 

1. Inside the mind of an impulse buyer 
2. Chit Chat Champions - brothers edition 
3. University alumni 
4. Andy’s painful facial 
5. Croaks and Ribbets - Frog special skill 
6. Driveway speed 

Listener Hugo thinks he can name the drummer in any band by simply looking at a photo of them, so does he live up to the hype? Hamish hosted a 'dress as your partner' dinner party, which uncovered a lot of interesting details about how his partner perceives him. Meanwhile, Andy had an incident at a local French cafe, and needs Hamish to help him resolve it, and maybe get some free ham for Henri in the meantime. Plus - a frog based special skill evaluation and Andy's amazing sleep quality.

1. Guess the drummer - special skill 
2. ‘Dress as your partner’ dinner party 
3. Hamish helps Andy out of an awkward situation at his local cafe 
4. Identifying the frog by its croak 
5. 100% sleep quality 

The boys are dumbstruck as a tradie walks into the studio and interrupts the podcast... but was it really an accident? The guys play another edition of everybody's favourite pizza based guessing game, Pizza Lotto, and still wonder if Pino actually understands the rule. Bec drops her engagement ring in the toilet, and Hamish brings back Movie in a Minute with Oscar nominated French film, 'Anatomy of a Fall.'

1. Pizza Lotto 
2. Ear witness - Can you pick a voice in a line-up? 
3. Washing new clothes before wearing them 
4. Bec's engagement ring in the toilet 
5. Movie in a minute - Anatomy of a Fall 

Hamish has a very special guest coming to his house and asks the guys to guess who it might be. Liv comes down to Melbourne to showcase her Treadmill Special Skill - so how will she fare under the pressure of winning a coin? Andy thinks Bec is an Escape Room champion, and wants to see if she'd join a national team, and the guys go through the A-Z of special Aussie coins and wonder what took the spot for 'H.' 

1. Guess who’s coming to Hamish's house 
2. Liv the Milage Mindreader - Treadmill special skill 
3. Will Bec compete in the escape room national championships? 
4. Glasses are a scam 
5. A - Z of Aussie commemorative coins 

Hamish and Andy officially re-enter the prank game with Hamish's amazing hat prank finally being put to the test to some unsuspecting waiters at a cafe. Andy has an updates on acai bowl investment, which leaves the gang lamenting about their lost BitCoin again. Hamish has a question on an Uno ruling that caused a stir in his household, and some more of the most powerful power moves!

1. The hat prank 
2. Loose ends and bitcoin sadness 
3. Power moves 
4. Ultimate Uno ruling 

It's Andy's birthday week, so Hamish decides to tee up a special Please Andy segment. There's a scandal in the fragrance world as Cristiano Ronaldo might've stolen the show's signature scent. Andy received a bizarre survey from The Burnley Tunnel, and Hamish finally reveals the hats! 

1. Please Andy 
2. Burnley Tunnel recommendations 
3. Hamish’s prank hat reveal 
4. CR7 vs. Andy by Hamish 

Hamish may have uncovered a breakthrough to connect with the Royal Mint, but on closer inspection it might not be great. Andy thinks there's a new type of awkward greeting and decides to explore it through song. The Hat Construction prank continues, with Hamish detailing the next steps, while also talking about bribing his daughter and accidentally making her one of the world's highest paid cyclists.

1. A Royal Mint connection 
2. Andy’s awkward ‘hi’ song 
3. Hat construction progress 
4. Your fastest corners 
5. Power Moves 
6. Rudy the high paid cyclist 

Hamish starts the show with another finger-pointing fart investigation while Chit Chat Champions returns with the most unconventional player yet! Darcy finds himself back under the microscope, the boys are perplexed by a new commemorative coin on the market, they explore a potential fly-in special skill, and finish with a new corporate bonding exercise. 

1. Fastest corners in your house / another fart investigation 
2. Chit Chat Champions: Star Wars 
3. Darcy under the microscope 
4. NRL coins 
5. Treadmill Special Skill - potential participant Olivia 
6. Dogs looking at you while they poo