116 - Ep.114 Quran Burning in Sweden! Mosques Free Gifts are Different in each Country!!
It's been a while. Apologies its been a hectic start to the new year! But we are back with a new episode.
Enjoy!!
Tue, 07 Feb 2023 - 1h 10min
115 - Ep.113 HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Zainal joins us!!
1st episode of the New Year! Zainal joins us back to just update us on whatever the hell is going on! We talk about our new year's eve, fast food, comedy and a lot more!!
Join us for 2023 version of How to Malay!! We have missed you lot!
Thu, 12 Jan 2023 - 1h 26min
114 - Ep.112 World Cup FINALS in KL! Qam went to KL and watched MUZ!
New episode!! Qam just got back from KL where he met MUZ and the KL peeps! We talk about his time there, world cup finals, malaysian food made Qam sick and a lot more!!
Check out new episodes!!
Tue, 27 Dec 2022 - 1h 04min
113 - Ep.111 Malaysian Linesman in the WORLD CUP?! Qam is into FEET?
Apologies for the late episode! But enjoy us nonetheless! We talk about Comedy, World Cup, Perversions and a lot more!
How to Malay is out weekly
Wed, 14 Dec 2022 - 1h 12min
112 - Ep.110 ANWAR is Prime Minister!!! Wakanda Forever review!
New week new ep. Whirlwind of a week for Malaysians as they get a new PM but it wasn't without it's uncertainties. We talk about that and also our review of Wakanda Forever!
Enjoy!
Wed, 30 Nov 2022 - 1h 13min
111 - Ep.109 LRT Breakdown in KL! Malaysian Comedians URGES you to VOTE!
New week, new ep! This week we continue election talks and why it's important to vote, LRT break down and a lot more!!
How to malay is out weekly!
Wed, 16 Nov 2022 - 1h 00min
110 - Ep.108 Douglas Lim is the next GOAT in Hip-Hop!? Muz hates MAMEE!?
New week, New ep! Enjoy!!!
We talk about Douglas Lim's new song with SONAONE, politics stuff and snacks growing up!
Thu, 10 Nov 2022 - 1h 07min
109 - Ep.107 Syed Saddiq in TROUBLE!? President Halimah is an influencer!?
Sorry for the delay!! But new ep is out!!
We talk about Deepavali, Malaysian elections, Singapore news and a lot more!!
Thu, 03 Nov 2022 - 1h 06min
108 - Ep.106 Malaysian Flood Elections! Funeral stuck in a lift!?
New ep!!! We talked about upcoming Malaysian election, why Singaporeans not dating and a Funeral procession stuck in a lift.
New episodes out weekly!
Wed, 12 Oct 2022 - 1h 16min
107 - Ep.105 Zainal comes back an ROASTS Qam! F1 Madness!
New week, new ep. And this week we got Zainal joining us back again! A same old brand new host!! We caught up and talked about F1 in Singapore and a lot more!
Wed, 05 Oct 2022 - 1h 32min
106 - Ep.104 Qam just enjoys BAD things! Najib's daughter needs to STFU!
New week! New Ep! We talk about this weeks news and more personal stuff! Enjoy!
New podcast out weekly
Wed, 21 Sep 2022 - 1h 12min
105 - Ep.103 Najib is sick!? RIP Queen. HDB Flats are basically Prisons?
New week, new ep!! We talk about the Queen's passing, Najib being sick, Muz says HDB Flats are like prison and a lot more!
Wed, 14 Sep 2022 - 1h 07min
104 - Ep.102 Najib finally in JAIL! Merdeka day was AITE!
We are back!!! We talk about Merdeka day, Najib finally in jail, 377a repealed and a lot more!
How to Malay is out weekly!
Wed, 07 Sep 2022 - 1h 01min
103 - Ep.101 We love you CRACKHOUSE!!! Special episode!
This week we talk about the memories and good time we had at Crackhouse comedy club. Since the club has technically been officially 'shutdown' we got friends to send in clips to talk about their memories and stories.
How to Malay is out weekly!
Thu, 25 Aug 2022 - 1h 39min
102 - Ep.100 Singapore National Day! Missing Battleship in MY!
New week, New episode!! This week we talk about the Singapore National Day, Malaysia not getting battleships that they bought, the REAL reason why Thor was banned and a lot more!!
New episodes out weekly!
Tue, 16 Aug 2022 - 1h 07min
101 - Ep.99 QAM IS IN KL!!!! First in person podcast!
Qam was on holiday in KL and met up with Muz for this week's special episode! We talk about everything going on in KL and also about National day!
Enjoy! How to malay is out weekly!
Tue, 09 Aug 2022 - 1h 05min
100 - Ep.98 Zainal returns! KL shuts down more venues! Zainal and his dad did WHAT in Bangkok?!
New week, new episode.
Zainal is back to join Muz and Qam with more Mat Kilau talk, KL closing more art venues, price increase in KL and a lot more!
How to Malay is out weekly!
Mon, 25 Jul 2022 - 1h 04min
99 - Ep.97 KL Comedy updates! Qam's true feelings about Mat Kilau!
New week, New episode.
We give an update about KL Comedy being attacked, Thor not being shown in Malaysia and Qam's real true feelings about the Mat Kilau movie!
We are out weekly!
Tue, 19 Jul 2022 - 1h 05min
98 - Ep.96 Stripping Girl causes Comedy Club to shut down!! Feat. Keren Bala Devan
Troubling news this week Comedy club in KL is forced to close because of a couple posting a video online. Join us to hear things from our POV. How to Malay is out weekly!
Tue, 12 Jul 2022 - 1h 13min
97 - Ep.95 Qam got COVID!? Man shits in public inside Singapore Mall!?
New week, new episode!
Apologies for missing last week, Qam was literally dying. This week we talk about getting covid, man shitting in public, durian season and a lot more!!!
Tue, 05 Jul 2022 - 1h 12min
96 - Ep.94 R.I.P Adibah Noor. Uncle Roger HATES Singapore food!
New week, new upload!!
This week we talked about the legacy left by Adibah Noor, Nigel Ng performing in Singapore, David Beckham coming to SG and Volunteer tourism in Malaysia.
Join us every week!
Tue, 21 Jun 2022 - 1h 16min
95 - Ep.93 KTM Station in Singapore is pretty much Malaysia! Qam finds Jawi weird!!
New ep!!! We talked about KTM being back, Malaysia abolishing the death penalty, Jawi being weird and a lot more!
Enjoy! We are out weekly!
Wed, 15 Jun 2022 - 1h 18min
94 - Ep.92 Why is CAMBRIDGE still judging Singaporeans!? Tradesman are far more important than other jobs!
Another week, another pod!!
This week we talk about Americans calling Malaysia 3rd world, Singapore exams still being under Cambridge and the importance of Tradesman.
Thanks for the support. Love you all!!
Tue, 07 Jun 2022 - 1h 16min
93 - Ep.91 Malaysia bans chicken exports to Singapore!? Kopi keeps your dick hard for 4 HOURS?
This week we talk about Malaysian comedians visiting Singapore, Malaysian chicken stopped entering Singapore and also a KOPI made a guy hard for 4 hours. Plus a lot more!!
Join us weekly!
Wed, 01 Jun 2022 - 1h 03min
92 - Ep.90 Ustaz banned from Singapore! Malay Comedy is just selfish improv!
Welcome back! This week we talk about Malaysian's data being sold for really cheap, Singapore denying entry to an extremist Ustaz, Transport AGAIN, Malay comedy and a lot more!!
How to Malay is out weekly!
Tue, 24 May 2022 - 1h 20min
91 - Ep.89 Sometimes you HAVE to give up on your dreams! DEBATE! DR STRANGE!
SPOILERS for Dr. Strange Multiverse of Madness from 53:00 mark.
New week! New things to talk about. Qam thinks he might be invincible, insects at RnR, Malaysian debates and a lot more!!
Thanks for catching this episode.
How to Malay is out weekly!
Tue, 17 May 2022 - 1h 21min
90 - Ep.88 Hari Raya a DAY early in Malaysia!? Qam wore a snapback as a songkok?
This week we talk about the mess that Hari raya day 1 was. It being a later in SG compared to MY and Brunei, Ex-PM of Singapore doing a racists greeting for Hari Raya, Qam hurting himself at prayers and a lot more!!
Thanks for listening! How to malay is out weekly!
Tue, 10 May 2022 - 1h 16min
89 - Ep.87 Hari Raya Reunion! The boys are back together!!
P.S we recorded this before the announcement that Malaysia announced Hari Raya a day early.
We are back for a Hari Raya gathering!! We discuss the quirks of Hari Raya and also share our Hari Raya experiences!
Tue, 03 May 2022 - 1h 24min
88 - Ep.86 Boy pees in a foodcourt!? Don't sing on my plane!
New week! New pod! Sorry for the lateness of this week. It's been a hectic week. But we don't miss a week!
Enjoy the new episode. Love y'all.
Thu, 21 Apr 2022 - 1h 06min
87 - Ep.85 Ramadhan always got Qam in trouble! Singaporeans behave like A**Holes when they enter Malaysia!
We are back for another week! We talk how our Ramadhan is going, we also go into Bazaar troubles in KL, Malaysia PM entering Dubai like a normal person, Singaporeans behaving badly in Johor and a lot more!!!
Thanks for checking us out! Love you.
How to Malay is out weekly!
Wed, 13 Apr 2022 - 1h 02min
86 - Ep.84 Ramadhan Vibes on Tinder!? Borders opened!!!!
We are back with another episode!!! Ramadhan Kareem to our listeners!
We talk about Ramadhan, Tinder having a Ramadhan category, Geylang Bazaar opening up and Singapore/Malaysia back to normal!
How to Malay is out weekly!!
Tue, 05 Apr 2022 - 1h 05min
85 - Ep.83 The Oscars SLAPPED this year! Singapore back to NORMAL!?
Wassup! Will Smith slapped Chris Rock, Singapore relaxes rules, MySejahtera selling their data and a lot more!!!
Thanks for listening!
We are out weekly!
Tue, 29 Mar 2022 - 1h 07min
84 - Ep.82 3gp videos are Malaysian Filmmaking's legacy! Impossible Pork should be Halal!?
New week, new ep! Enjoy. If you realise, i get lazier with the descriptions.
This week we talk about 'teguran', halal/haram foods, THAT sex scene from Zul Ariffin and a lot more!!!
We are out weekly
Tue, 22 Mar 2022 - 1h 09min
83 - Ep.81 What is a Chicken McCrispy!? Ramadan Bazaar in Singapore again?!
Another week, another pod. Love you all!! We talk about UMNO would make Singapore more developed, Muz struggling at a show this past weekend and how there MIGHT be a ramadan bazaar this year in Singapore!
Enjoy! We are out weekly!
Tue, 15 Mar 2022 - 1h 01min
82 - Ep.80 Brunei hosts 3000 pax wedding!! Immigration leader annoyed at Harith's joke!?
The boys are back to talk what's been goin on this week. Muz opened for Fakkah Fuzz, Qam went to a wedding, Zainal might come to Singapore!
How to malay is out weekly!
Wed, 09 Mar 2022 - 1h 09min
81 - Ep.79 McGriddles is GOATed!! Muz likes Ketchup more than Chilli Sauce!?
We are back!!! This week we talk about Tremors, the wrong way to open Kicap, Mcgriddles being back in Singapore and how Muz likes Ketchup more than Chilli (WHAT!?)
How to Malay is out weekly!! Enjoy.
Tue, 01 Mar 2022 - 1h 11min
80 - Ep.78 Najib is Dr.Strange!? Zainal doesn't want to come to Singapore!!
The boys are back to fill time in your week. We talk about a Singaporean crushing British students in an academic challenge, Najib helping to recover the Malaysian economy, Zainal has to pitch Bruneian comedy to Singaporeans and a lot more!!
How to Malay is out weekly!
love you.
Tue, 22 Feb 2022 - 1h 16min
79 - Ep.77 Singapore Curry Chicken looks TRASH!! Gym people are useless!
Hey people!!! Muz is back and joins Qam in talking about NYT's Curry chicken, Ayam masak merah being unhealthy, people who carry weights do nothing for society and a lot more!!
How to malay is out weekly!!
Wed, 16 Feb 2022 - 1h 19min
78 - Ep.76 R.I.P Jonathan Atherton. Zainal used Man Utd to pick his Uni!!
Zainal is back with Qam to talk about Royal Wedding, corporate shows and starting out comedy. We lost Jonathan Atherton this week and we told a few of our favourite stories involving him. We love you all and thank you for checking us out!!
How to Malay is out weekly!
Tue, 08 Feb 2022 - 1h 19min
77 - Ep.75 Happy CNY!! Qam is jealous of CNY! We are getting a bad rate during Hari Raya!
Happy Chinese New Year to our listeners! This week Muz and Qam talks about their experiences with CNY, Mekdi failing at themes during holidays, Hari Raya is shortchanging us when it comes to money and a lot more!!
Love you.
How to Malay is out weekly!
Tue, 01 Feb 2022 - 1h 22min
76 - Ep.74 Anti-MACC Protests needed better organisation! SG Night bus service is basically Rapid KL!!
Muz is back and we have a lot to talk about. From the failure of RFID gantries, anti-MACC protests, why Singaporeans have to talk last bus/train homes and Qam finally joins in on the anti-royalty sentiments.
Enjoy.
How to Malay is out weekly!
Tue, 25 Jan 2022 - 1h 17min
75 - Ep.73 BRUNEI ROYAL WEDDING! Qam is just better than YOU!
New week but different pairing. First time ever, it's just Qam and Zainal!
We talk about the Brunei Royal wedding, growing up going to Madrasah, messing up at meetings and a lot more!
How to malay is out weekly!
Thu, 20 Jan 2022 - 1h 19min
74 - Ep.72 CORRUPT PEOPLE investigating CORRUPT PEOPLE! Singapore is TOO convenient!
Welcome back. Enjoy the latest episode where we talk about corrupt organisations investigating each other in Malaysia, Singapore is deemed the same COVID wise to Afghanistan and North Korea, MUDA party is a threat to old regime and a lot more.
We are out weekly!!
Enjoy :)
Wed, 12 Jan 2022 - 1h 25min
73 - Ep.71 NEW YEAR, SAME SHIT!! Ramly should never be served with SIDES!
We are back for the New Year!!! We are still here for your entertainment!
Enjoy and we look forward to doing more stuff for you in 2022!
Follow us @MZKRX @Qamshot@ZainaltheBostaman
Wed, 05 Jan 2022 - 1h 16min
72 - Ep.70 Last Episode of the Year!! Qam has a crisis!
Hey everyone. Please check you twitter and internets for ways to help out during the floods. There's a lot of ways to help. Check out this link from Vulcan on the many different places you can help: https://vulcanpost.com/772756/malaysia-flood-donate-charities-list/
This is also our last episode for the year! We are taking a week off :) Love you all. Happy Holidays!
Wed, 22 Dec 2021 - 1h 15min
71 - Ep.69 KL is NOT in Selangor!? Johor is the best part of Singapore!
Disclaimer: We made a mistake regarding a petition for the Taxing of shows in Selangor, however do still support your artists who are going against this law. Thank you!
We are back to talk about all thinga!! Zainal joins us as we talk about Selangor taxing performers, KL is not part of Selangor, Brunei has the best crackhouse and a lot more!!
Follow as @MZKRX @Qamshot and @Zainalthebostaman
How to Malay is out weekly!
Wed, 15 Dec 2021 - 1h 25min
70 - Ep.68 Is Grab Malaysia's Success or Singapore's? Rosmah go home!
New week, New episode!!! We talk Grab going public, Rosmah not leaving Singapore, Amos Yee, Merdeka 118 and a lot more!!!
Enjoy!
How to Malay is out weekly!
Wed, 08 Dec 2021 - 1h 21min
69 - Ep.67 Vegetables prices go UP?! The ACTUAL reason why Malays are 'Lazy'?
Appreciate all of you that listen. This week we talk about rising prices in Malaysia, Omicron and why Malays are deemed 'Lazy'?
New episodes out weekly.
Wed, 01 Dec 2021 - 1h 20min
68 - Ep.66 The Problem with Maharaja Lawak Mega!! Special guest: PRAKASH DANIEL (3OTAK)
We are joined by a special guest, Prakash Daniel. Fresh from his experience in Maharaja Lawak Mega as a part of the 3OTAK team, we ask him how the experience was. The troubling state of Malay Comedy and the ease in which other cultures are used as stereotypes and punchlines. But don't worry we never forget to be funny as well.
Follow him at @Prakashdanielcomedy
We are out weekly!
Tue, 23 Nov 2021 - 1h 28min
67 - Ep.65 Singapore-Malaysia VTL is opening!! Qam was the worst, most pretentious teen!!!
We are back! Another week. We talk about Muz being ill, travelling, Qam being an asshole and judging everyone as a teen.
Thanks for checking us out. We love you all!!
Tue, 16 Nov 2021 - 1h 38min
66 - Ep.64 Australia owned by Emus in the EMU WAR!? 3gp legendary videos! (Trigger Warning: Sensitive topics)
TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains chat about sensitive topics like racism, death sentence and leaked videos.
We are back chatting and Zainal joins us to talk abt Racism in SG during Deepavali, Death sentence and 3gp videos. Remember, we are comedians.
Enjoy.
How to Malay is out weekly.
Wed, 10 Nov 2021 - 1h 28min
65 - Ep.63 We hate offices! Parking doesn't make sense to Muz! Malay Horror Tropes!!!!
We are back!! Muz talks going back into the office, why parking makes no sense to him and also typical malay horror tropes!
Join us weekly!
Wed, 03 Nov 2021 - 1h 28min
64 - Ep.62 Qam struggles to understand the Agak-Agak lifestyle!? Minority can't celebrate a holiday AGAIN!
Brunei is still in lockdown, Singapore's rules are extended and Malaysia is Malaysia!! Welcome back for another week with us!
Follow us @MZKRX @Qamshot and @zainalthebostaman
This podcast is out weekly!!
Wed, 27 Oct 2021 - 1h 19min
63 - Ep.61 ZAINAL is back!!!! $5000 worth of candy stolen in BRUNEI!!
New week! New episode! But this time, we are joined by ZAINAL!!!! We talk what's going on in Brunei, Malaysia and Singapore! Boy it feels good to have the crew back!!
Follow us @Qamshot, @MZKRX and @ZainaltheBostaman
We are out weekly!!
Tue, 19 Oct 2021 - 1h 30min
62 - Ep.60 ANWAR HADI studied in Australia and met no Australians!? Qam doesn't dream anymore? Chappelle Special!
This week we are joined by a close friend, Anwar Hadi!! We talk about the university system in Malaysia, Anwar studying in Australia and made no Australian friends and we discuss Dave Chappelle's new special!!
Enjoy.
Follow him @AnwarHadi and us @Qamshot & @MZKRX
Tue, 12 Oct 2021 - 1h 51min
61 - Ep.59 Mastika been here for minute!!! Exams ain't that bad!
We back talking about Singaporean kids having a hard time with exams, Muz back doing comedy, our favourite magazines growing up and a lot more!!!
Follow us @MZKRX and @Qamshot
Wed, 06 Oct 2021 - 1h 28min
60 - Ep.58 Just Ebit Creepy!!! Sex toys for hysteria!!
We are back!!! This week we catch up with the week that has passed. Singapore going back to 2 dine only, Malaysia's Ebit Lew being a creep and also answering audience question concerning hysteria!!!
Follow @MZKRX and @Qamshot everywhere
How to Malay is out weekly!
Tue, 28 Sep 2021 - 1h 26min
59 - Ep.57 JANDA DISCRIMINATION!! Monarchy Minute with Muz!
Another week, another episode and it's just the two of us. Back with suggestions about 7pm drama Malaysia. We also delve into people in the monarchy unable to speak Malay, Singapore PM calling another one illiterate and a lot more.
@MZKRX and @Qamshot everywhere.
How to Malay is out weekly! Enjoy!
Tue, 21 Sep 2021 - 1h 18min
58 - Ep.56 SENARIO Retrospective!! (Feat. Ashraff Mokhtar)
We have a special episode lineup where we look back at the work of legendary Malaysian comedy troupe, SENARIO!!!
We are joined by Malaysian media expert and friend of the podcast, Ashraff Mokhtar.
Follow him @AshraffMokhtar everywhere!!
Enjoy!!
Thu, 16 Sep 2021 - 1h 33min
56 - Ep.55 Luwita Hana joins us!! Fridge magnets show whether you are rich or not! (Feat. Luwita Hana)
This week we have a special guest, Luwita Hana. She joins us to talk aout growing up half-malay and half-punjabi in South Africa and Brazil. She's a comedian, improviser and online content creator.
Follow her @LuwitaHana on everywhere!
Enjoy. How to Malay is out weekly!!
Tue, 07 Sep 2021 - 1h 23min
55 - Ep.54 Malay Marvel Character! Muz burns arcade tickets for Hungry Ghosts!
Another week, another episode. This week we do talk about current topics and also indulge about Spiderman trailer, potential malay MCU character and also about going to arcades. Plus our usual nonsense.
How to Malay is out weekly!
Enjoy.
Tue, 31 Aug 2021 - 1h 44min
54 - Ep.53 Riezman is back!! We all DIE laughing!
Welcome back! We go wild and tangent the furthest we have ever gone. BUT it might also be the funniest thing we have ever done!!
Enjoy.
How to Malay is out weekly!!
Mon, 23 Aug 2021 - 1h 24min
53 - Ep.52 NEW YEAR! SAME US! Qam forgot about the bad things when dining out!
New year of the podcast! We took your suggestions and this week we do cover Subcultures. Plus our usual shenanigans!! Enjoy!
How to malay is out weekly!
Tue, 17 Aug 2021 - 1h 25min
52 - Ep.51 1st ANNIVERSARY EPISODE!! Jumbo goodness with Zainal!
We have lasted a YEAR!!! Zainal join us this week talking about what's being going on in Brunei the past week!! We also talk about the idea of AGAK-AGAK in cooking and a lot more!!
Enjoy!
How to Malay is out every Monday!
Mon, 09 Aug 2021 - 1h 54min
51 - Ep.50 Buying PIRATED stuff back in the day! Protest safely! #LAWAN
We back. Talking about Olympics, #Lawan, buying pirated stuff back in the day and a lot more!! Enjoy!!
Mon, 02 Aug 2021 - 1h 23min
50 - Ep.49 Malay flirting cringes the soul!! Polis partying inside the station is WILD!!!!
Another week, another episode. We take a request from the fans about a topic and also round up this week's events including Singapore going back to heightened alert and Malaysia police partying in their police station!!
Enjoy!
Wed, 28 Jul 2021 - 1h 25min
49 - Ep.48 Qam follows all the rules! The world is hell!
Apologies for the super late upload!
This has been a rocky week.
But!! Another week another episode of the How to Malay podcast! This week Qam has joined Muz's idea that everything sucks and the world is hell. We talk about KTV uncles, spin classes and everything that happened last week!
Enjoy.
How to Malay will be out Wednesday next coming week, and Mondays subsequently.
Fri, 23 Jul 2021 - 1h 14min
48 - Ep.47 Singapore just has to get past Johor if there's a war!!
New episode!! We talked about Malaysia(DUH!), Qam's reservist, football and supporting other countries!! Plus a lot more.
Enjoy!!
How to Malay is out every Monday!
Mon, 12 Jul 2021 - 1h 16min
47 - Ep.46 Newspaper are now known as durian paper!! We read your DMs!!
New week, new episode. Qam recently got to perform on two open mics, Muz is happy it's durian season and we READ you DMs!!!
How to Malay is out every Monday!
Enjoy
Mon, 05 Jul 2021 - 1h 25min
46 - Ep.45 We need a Malay in the MCU!! Indian Muslims are just Malay?! (Feat. Siraj Aziz)
This week we have a special guest, SIRAJ AZIZ. Siraj is a writer, comedian, home-based business owner and a bunch of other stuff!! He has worked on programmes on Singapore TV and now currently the lead writer in SGAG! We talk about how people consider Indian Muslims as just Malay, how we need Malay representation in MCU and a lot more.
Follow @SirajAzizComedy
How to Malay is out every Monday!
Mon, 28 Jun 2021 - 1h 26min
45 - Ep.44 (REUPLOAD) Do kids even know you used to BUY music? Singapore has a Snowflake MP?!
Welcome kids to another episode! We talk about being born in a time where we had two different world experiences. Singapore has a politician being bombarded with Snowflake emojis. Qam shares a story he doesn't really want to. And a lot more.
How to Malay is out every Monday!
Mon, 21 Jun 2021 - 1h 20min
43 - Ep.43 Singapore had a mad RACIST week!!
Let's get to business! A jumbo episode because we have a lot to talk about! Singapore had a super racist week, Qam is getting vaccinated, muz was asked MALAY questions in a meeting and a whole lot more!!
Enjoy!!!
How to Malay is out every Monday!
Tue, 15 Jun 2021 - 1h 30min
42 - Ep.42 Disney Hotstar is shit compared to DisneyPlus SG! But Hand Sanitizer also Alcohol!?
We are back with lockdown updates for Muz!! Qam finally fixed his audio!!! BTS Meal, Alcohol Ban and Disney plus. We discuss it all!
Enjoy.
How to Malay is out every Monday
Mon, 07 Jun 2021 - 1h 15min
41 - Ep.41 If You Wanna Be Healthy Eat a Salad, Leave Our Food Alone!
Another week, Another Episode!! We are back to talk Malaysia going back to Lockdown, Asatizah being rated in a Group Chat, Nasi Padang without the 'Nasties' and somebody's wedding picture being turned into a cutout standee!!!
How to Malay is out every Monday
Mon, 31 May 2021 - 1h 07min
40 - Ep.40 Malay Comedians have the weirdest names! Qam isn't rich he just spends money!
Another week, another episode! Muz and Qam are back talking about the new Malaysia SOPs, Singapore government pulling a U2 and entering everyone's twitter and a lot more.
How to Malay is out every Monday!
Enjoy.
Mon, 24 May 2021 - 1h 15min
39 - Ep.39 Selamat Hari Raya! We spittin BARS! Zainal eats Laksa with EGG NOODLES!?
SELAMAT HARI RAYA!! The boys are back talkin Hari Raya, Singapore going to Phase 2 Heigthened Alert, Brunei rapper gets in trouble for his Israel-Palestine Rap and also Malaysia minister liking porn posts on Twitter. We get wild this episode!
How To Malay is out every Monday!
Mon, 17 May 2021 - 1h 22min
38 - Ep.38 SAFWAN joins us! Singapore is filled with SNITCHES! BRUNEI has a SECRET POLICE!
We got a listener to join us!! BruHAHA comedian, Safwan joins us to talk about everything that is wrong with Zainal's take on Brunei! And out normal shenanigans!!
How to Malay is out every Monday!
Mon, 10 May 2021 - 1h 15min
37 - Ep.37 Qam shares his secret MAGGI technique! Muz eats noodles with Peanut Butter!?!
We discussed things from spikes in Singapore and Malaysia, which packet noodles in the best, bazaar experiences and a lot more!!
Enjoy!
How to Malay is out weekly!
Tue, 04 May 2021 - 1h 13min
36 - Ep.36 SAFWAN WE SEE YOU!! Zainal is back! Ramadhan Miracle. (Ramadhan Special)
We had to record this later BECAUSE WE GOT ZAINAL BACK!!! We talk Ramadhan in Brunei, Terawih Cup and other Ramadhan goodness!
Enjoy!
How to Malay is out every Monday!
Mon, 26 Apr 2021 - 1h 13min
35 - Ep.35 RAMADHAN SPECIAL!!
Muz and Qam are back to talk all about Ramadhan!! Memories growing up, ways Qam used to skip fasting! Just a lot of shenanigans!
P.S Apologies for missing last week!
How to Malay is out every Monday!
Sun, 18 Apr 2021 - 1h 11min
34 - Ep.34 Qam shares the best Bars in Hip Hop History! Muz says Microsoft is SHIT! (Propaganda in Media)
We are back!! This week Qam shares a song he recently heard paid for by the Singapore Government! Muz shares certain projects he has been a part of that he didn't agree with. A lot more to come. Enjoy!
How to Malay is out every Monday!
Mon, 05 Apr 2021 - 1h 03min
33 - Ep.33 Can we STOP talking about pee!? Muz will not join you in the protest march! (Feat. Jacky Ng)
This week we get a bit over the top talking about the recent Ngee Ann Poly Saga!! (She/She). We also help Jacky with a joke he's trying to do in full Malay! and Muz admits he supports protesting but will not join in the actual protest!
Follow Jacky, @Jackyngcomedy
How to Malay is out every Monday!
Mon, 29 Mar 2021 - 1h 20min
32 - Ep.32 LET ARTISTS SELL OUT...a little bit! Muz doesn't want to do Comedy! (Selling out)
This week we talk about the idea of artists,"Selling out". Muz doesn't want to perform. A whole lot of usual shenanigand and conversation.
How to Malay is out every Monday!
Mon, 22 Mar 2021 - 1h 20min
31 - Ep.31 No one has ever spoken to the REAL Muz!! Riezman almost caused a comedy club to shutdown for not being Malay enough!?! (feat. Riezman Radzlan)
This week special guest Riezman Radzlan joins us!! We discuss stuff from vaccines to conversations. We find out Muz has not been real to anyone he has met. Plus a lot more!
How to Malay is out every Monday!
Mon, 15 Mar 2021 - 1h 34min
30 - Ep.30 Arabs in SG try to flex when they say their FULL name! Why are we obsessed with white people saying local words!?
We are back just Muz and Qam!! Qam hates Arabs in Singapore who introduce themselves with their FULL names! And why do people enjoy it so much when White people use local words!?!?!
How to Malay is out every Monday
Mon, 08 Mar 2021 - 1h 06min
29 - Ep.29 Mo Sidik joins us! We get the Indonesian's side! Malaysia and Indonesia bully Singapore (Feat. Mo Sidik)
Disclaimer: We had a lot of technical difficulties on this one!! Apologies beforehand.
This week we had Indonesian comedian, Mo Sidik, joining us!!! We talk everyting from the Indonesian perspective. Plus Indonesia and Malaysia worked together to make fun of Singapore!
How to Malay is out every Monday!
Enjoy
Mon, 01 Mar 2021 - 1h 06min
28 - Ep.28 ZAINAL is back!!! Zainal shares a story about MUZ being a dick! Brunei Updates (feat. Zainal Bostaman)
The whole crew is back together!! We talk Brunei updates, comedy, Qam hurting everywhere because of working out and more.
Enjoy!
How to Malay is out every Monday!!
Mon, 22 Feb 2021 - 1h 46min
27 - Ep.27 Qam still uses OUTLOOK! Muz hates the Health Minister! LKY had all the hoes!? (Feat. Raqib Karim)
Raqib joins us this week!! We discuss the Malaysian health minister saying dumb things again! How Qam lied about his email when getting his Comedy Central gig and also all the normal goodness!!
Please follow our guest, @kibblecubes !!
How to Malay is out every Monday!
Enjoy.
Mon, 15 Feb 2021 - 1h 16min
26 - Ep.26 MUZ and Qam agree that air-frying is not cooking! Singaporean boy half-asses terrorism! (Terrorism/Extremism)
We are back!! It's just Muz and Qam this week and somehow they still have stuff to talk about. Like how there was an attempted terrorism act by a kid. Don't call it fried chicked if you air-fry it! Plus a lot of other stuff too!
How to Malay is out every Monday!
Enjoy.
Mon, 08 Feb 2021 - 1h 10min
25 - Ep.25 GAJEN NAD joins us this week! Gajen attacks Qam from all angles! Muz loves WallStreetBets! (feat. Gajen Nad)
This week speacial guest, Gajen Nad, joins us!
We talk to him about Malaysia, his comedy audience and how he has kept being relevant during a pandemic!
And also the normal nonsense we get into every week!
Enjoy.
How to Malay is out every Monday!
Mon, 01 Feb 2021 - 1h 17min
24 - Ep.24 Qam bought CONDOMS as an 11-year old! Muz thinks Qam is a dick! (Travel)
This week we reminisce about travelling. Since we no one in the world can travel anymore, we look back at our travels. Qam shares stories about almost being arrested in Manila, buying condoms as a child in Australia and more. Muz explains what has been going on and also shares his experiences.
Enjoy.
How to Malay is out every Monday
Mon, 25 Jan 2021 - 1h 16min
23 - Ep.23 Laksa Johor is wrong! Brian made Qam a sound guy! (Feat. Brian Tan)
This week we brought in a friend and Malaysian comedian BRIAN TAN! Fresh off the announcement of RMO and a state of emergency we catch up with Brian.
Follow @BRIANTANLIVE on all socials and Youtube.
How to Malay is out every Monday!
Enjoy.
Mon, 18 Jan 2021 - 1h 18min
22 - Ep.22 PUKI MAK KAU LOBANG SQUARE is still the GOAT! We share our favourite swears! (Malay Swears)
Join us this week where we delve deeper into swears we heard growing up and still use today!!
How to Malay is out every Monday!!
ENJOY.
Mon, 11 Jan 2021 - 1h 12min
21 - Ep.21 ZAINAL is back!! We talk about 2020 and what we hope for 2021! (Year End Round-up)
This week we got Zainal back to talk about our 2020 and also what we hope for 2021!!
Indulge!
How to Malay is out every Monday!
Mon, 28 Dec 2020 - 1h 24min
20 - Ep.20 KAVIN JAY took cigarette bribes as prefect!!! (Feat. Kavin Jay)
We got Kavin Jay joining us this week!! We talk about him growing up in a gangster school!
How to Malay is out every Monday!!
Enjoy.
Mon, 21 Dec 2020 - 1h 22min
19 - Ep.19 Qam thinks 'Peribahasa' is stupid!! Muz makes Qam uncomfortable with compliments! (Exams/School)
Muz and Qam are back! Fresh of performing live for the first time in 8 months, Qam talks about being bullied seconds into coming back. Muz tries to teach Qam that it's okay to accept compliments. Oh! and we share our experiences in school and exams!
How to Malay is out every Monday! Enjoy
Mon, 14 Dec 2020 - 1h 16min
18 - Ep.18 Qam is not going to RSVP to you wedding if it's at a void deck! Muz thinks fruit stations at a wedding is stupid (Weddings/Marriage)
It's just Qam and Muz this week as they talk about what they feel about marriages and weddings. Qam has a lot to say and is annoyed by a lot of weddings and Muz just usually doesn't go!
How to Malay is out every Monday!
Mon, 07 Dec 2020 - 1h 26min
17 - Ep.17 Phoon Chi Ho has his house broken into during Ramadhan! Muz and Chi Ho exclude Qam from talking about food (feat. Phoon Chi Ho)
New week, new guest!! This time we have a member of the popular Malaysian Comedy group, MACC!! We have Phoon Chi Ho joining us! Enjoy!
Follow Chi Ho @Phoonchiho(IG) & Chihohoho(Twitter)
How to Malay is out every Monday!
Mon, 30 Nov 2020 - 1h 20min
16 - Ep.16 We got FAKKAH FUZZ in the building!! Singapore is always prepared for war with Malaysia?! (feat. Fakkah Fuzz)
We got a HUGE guest this week! If you know us, you'll definitely know FAKKAH FUZZ! Close friends to all of us on the show and also just a great guy. We talk about him living in Melaka, how Singapore is always prepared for war with Malaysia and much more!! Enjoy!
@FakkahFuzz is where you can find him!
How to Malay is out every Monday!
Mon, 23 Nov 2020 - 1h 08min
15 - Ep.15 ANWAR HADI was afraid for his life at a football game! Qam doesn't know real Laksa? (North vs South Malaysia feat. ANWAR HADI)
ANWAR HADI joins us this week to talk abt North vs South Malaysia! He hails from KEDAH and is here to talk about his life up north!
How to Malay is up every Monday!
Enjoy
Follow Anwar Hadi on twitter (@IniAnwarHadi) & ig (@NoorAnwarHadi)
Mon, 16 Nov 2020 - 1h 21min