Laughing On The Sidelines

On this week's episode, Jeremy Joseph now has a very expensive, well-trained dog, and Scotty recovers from Fred's wedding. Tom Brady gets epically roasted, and his ex wife is not happy about it. Have you ever been permanently been kicked out of an establishment, and how old is too old to be playing video games? What are some bad names for a monster truck, and what movies would be better if the main protagonist were fat? What are your favorite dog breeds, and could you wear a "Guardian Cap" all of the time? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, Derek is back from Japan, and he misses their toilets. LeBron is out of the playoffs again, and Michael Penix Jr gets drafted by the Falcons? Have you ever been booed off the stage while attempting to sing karaoke, and how many days after a birthday will you still say happy belated birthday? What's a good name for an Amish adult film, and if your ex was a street sign, what would it say? What items would you be furious if your spouse sold them in a garage sale, and could you have a narrator during a romantic evening? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, Mike does comedy in Wichita, and Scotty gets recognized in public. The new Detroit Lions jerseys are absolutely awesome, and Caitlin Clark is getting paid thousands to play in the WNBA. Have you ever use a porta-potty for number 2, and have you ever hooked up with someone even though you knew it was a bad idea? At what point is it time to replace your pillow, and what are some rejected Family Feud categories? What are the worst smells in the world, and could you only go number 2 in a porta-potty? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, Mike does comedy in Nebraska, and Scotty loses his temper on the golf course. UFC 300 was pretty awesome, and OJ Simpson has finally bit the bullet. What Youtube rabbit hole have you gone down, and have you ever used the women's restroom? What is the maximum amount of time you will drive behind a logging truck, and what are some Disney lines that can be used in the bedroom? What are your favorite Disney songs, and can you catch a chair thrown from a balcony? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, Mike Baldwin is back from Arizona, and Scotty has the worst case of brain fog ever. "The Diddler" is still on the loose, and explain the eclipse flat Earthers. Have you ever watched someone change through a window, and have you ever regifted a gift to the person who originally gave it to you? How long is too long for someone to order food, and what is your favorite memory from the 90's? What skills do you wish you had, and have you ever been walked in on? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, Lizzo quits because she doesn't like people calling her fat, and P Diddy is now "The Diddler." Have you ever broken a remote because of a sporting event, and how long after a long relationship can you get into a new one? What is a bizarre profession you'd never do, and what is the worst way to be dumped? What movies have titles that could pass as adult films, and could you call people to tell them they are being cheated on? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, Travis is back after being rejected by Pauly Shore, and Scotty golfs in freezing conditions. KU makes a quick exit in March Madness this year, and Nickelodeon scandals have ruined some people's childhoods. Have you ever almost died, and how much is too much to pay for an Only Fans subscription? What's something you can say about a pool, but not your wife, and what should be the new tornado ranking system? What would be the worst way to end it draft, and how would you react to strange tornado debris? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, Derek, Scotty, and JP play in a poker tournament, and Scotty can't play video games that have sharks. A head coach gets fired right before a post-game interview, and Justin Fields is headed to Pittsburgh. Have you ever done an Irish accent, and how many Onlyfans subscriptions are too many? What does JP actually stand for, and what is your favorite prank you have ever participated in against your friends or family? What are the worst wedding gifts, and would you rather live without your cell phone or your vehicle? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, Steve Peters opens for Pauly Shore, and Scotty enjoys some edibles. Hopefully Mike Tyson can beat Jake Paul in a boxing match, and NFL players are on the move to new teams. What would you do if a bum fight broke out in front of you, and how old is too old to start a family of your own? How do you handle rejection, and is gambling an addiction if you aren't losing money? What are your favorite Adam Sandler movies, and would you hang out with a tiger with the "Tiger King?" Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, the OG crew is back, and Scotty survived his vacation. Derek has an interesting day at work, and Jeremy got a new dog. Have you ever been so intoxicated you started speaking with a different accent, and have you ever recited an entire movie around a bunch of friends? When do you start swinging in a marriage, and how much money would you feel comfortable to loan to a friend? What is something you should never touch with your tongue, and what are some rejected Easter mascots? What are the best rejected "go go gadget" contraptions, and could you live in a house with a smoke alarm with low batteries? Enjoy another hilarious episode with the OG crew, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, Wichita comedian Travis Cagle makes his first appearance on the Laughing On The Sidelines podcast, and Scotty is finally going snowboarding. What is your ideal vacation, and will JP finally convince his first comedian crush? Have you ever told a joke and immediately regretted it, and what is too dark to be dark humor? What is the dumbest thing you believed as a child, and what famous movie quote would be better if it were said by Samuel L. Jackson? What is your favorite Chris Farley character of all time, and could you live with yourself being infamous for a bad joke? Enjoy another episode while Scotty goes on vacation, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, Derek get's ridiculed for winning a completion 2 times, and Scotty has a dumb in-law. The NBA All-Star game is a joke, and we need to stop having Super Bowl parades in Kansas City. Have you ever pooped on an airplane, and how many boxes of Girl Scout cookies is too many? What is something you wish you could forget forever, and what are some rejected Make-A-Wish requests? What are the worst fads of all time, and could you only wear tap shoes and mesh tank tops for the rest of your life? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, JP has a mouse in his room, Scotty watches Putin misdirect, and Mike enjoys his team winning the Super Bowl. A Swedish water park explodes, and Brittany Mahomes may not be that bad. Have you ever gone streaking in public, and how many rings is it going to take until we start calling Mahomes the GOAT? What would you want Cupid's arrow to do if it didn't make you fall in love, and what gets you kicked out of a Super Bowl party? What are the best Super Bowl halftime shows of all time, and would you break a TV if your team lost the Super Bowl? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, JP gets his car fixed, and one of Scotty's coworkers has some fun with JP. There is a new rapper on the scene named Misdemeanor Mike, and Dear Lord baby Jesus, don't let the Chiefs win another Super Bowl. Have you ever lied on a medical form, and how many pairs of Crocs should you own and still be allowed to hang out with us? What is the dumbest thing you have ever done, and what would you do if you were snowed in? What are the worst names to give your dog, and would you want to clean up a wild Super Bowl party? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, you finally get to meet Scotty's wife, and Scotty had a rough weekend. A California girlfriend kind of got away with murder, and Detroit may have lost, but the future is very bright. Have you ever made a homemade "fun time" video, and how long do you listen to a door-to-door salesperson? What is the dumbest way you have hurt yourself, and what is a rejected name for male enlargement surgery? What are the worst celebrity baby names, and could you sell cats door-to-door? Enjoy another episode, and keep, laughing.

On this week's episode, Derek does the same thing as JP, and Scotty survives his flights to Florida. The NFL playoffs are down the last 4 teams, and most people are rooting for Detroit. Have you ever been hit in the nuts so hard that you threw up, and how old is too old to participate in a mosh pit? How would you want your cohosts to die, and what are some rejected songs to be played during sexy time? What are the worst songs to hear at karaoke, and could you ever heckle the Paralympic Games? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

On this week's episode, Scotty is dreading a flight to Florida, and Jeremy still does not want to be here. Do not tell us what happened in the NFL playoffs, because we have no idea. Have you ever need help taking a pee, and how many times does it take to drive somewhere before you stop using GPS? What is a ridiculous reason someone gives when they do not want to have sex, and what is the worst thing to have in your car in the event of an emergency? What are the most annoying commercial jingles, and crash and survive, or get sucked out of the plane? Enjoy another episode, and keep laughing assholes!

On this week's episode, the OG's are back for the 5th year anniversary of the podcast. The NFL Playoffs are kicking off, and kids in Africa are going to appreciate some Washington National Champions t-shirts. Have you ever farted and blamed it on the dog, and how much do you like freshly grated cheese from Olive Garden? What noises would you leas expect from a porta-potty, and what historic events should never be turned into a musical? What are the whitest names, and would you rather have no AC in the summer, or no heat in the winter? Here's to another 5 years, and keep on laughing assholes!

On this week's episode, Scotty has won the Fantasy Football Championship for the fourth consecutive year (kinda), and Derek gets 4XL pajamas. Joe Flacco can still play football, and the Detroit Lions got hosed against Dallas. Have you ever injured yourself while doing something stupid, and how many times can you blackout in a bar before you get banned? What do you predict will happen in 2024, and what are some rejected names for orgasms? If you were a thief stealing things that would inconvenience people, what would you steal, and could you be banned from the grocery store? Here's to another year of Laughing on the Sidelines, and keep on laughing assholes!

On this week's episode, Scotty heads to western Kansas, and Steve is annoyed by his in-law at Christmas dinner. The Lions are finally the Kings of the North, and Joe Flacco is only 38. The Chiefs blow it against the Raiders, and Jack Jones has created a Raider hater for life. Have you ever pranked someone so badly the called the cops, and when are you going to bed on New Year's Eve? What are some rejected names for fake boobs, and what is 2024's new slogan? What are some New Years resolutions you won't be able to follow through with, and could you be the Santa at a swinger's bar? Happy New Year, and keep on laughing assholes!

On this week's episode, Scotty and Steve are feeling festive, but Derek doesn't want to play along. Arthur Smith is the worst fantasy football coach ever, and UFC 296 gets crazy outside of the ring. Have you ever vindictively peed on something, and How many inflatable Christmas decorations are too many? What would you give the kids on the Naughty list if you were Santa, and what animals would be terrible pulling Santa's sleigh? What are the strangest things to ask Santa for Christmas, and would you tolerate a trampoline in your front yard? Enjoy another episode, and have a Merry Christmas, assholes!

On this week's episode, Scotty gets locked and loaded for a recon mission, and Mike releases his comedy special. The LA Dodgers may have created a Dynasty, and Patrick Mahomes throws a tantrum for not getting a call for a change. Have you ever farted during sex, and how many coupons are too many coupons for a busy shopping line? Where are the worst places to see a streaker, and what are some rejected names for a cream pie? What are your favorite urban legends, and could you survive with your phone only maxing out at 15% battery life? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

On this week's episode, thank you all for your Spotify Wrap messages, and Derek returns as the two-time champ! Florida State may have gotten robbed, and the Chiefs lose even when Swift shows up. Do you do the sniff test before doing the dirty, and have you ever forgot to buy your significant other a Christmas gift? What do you consider as cheating, and what is a name for a special needs music group? Who do you wish would be on American dollar bills, and could you poop in a toilet on display in a hardware store? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

On this week's episode, JP has purchase another bowling ball, and Wichita got enough snow for Scotty to snowboard down a small hill. Jared "Gawful" makes an appearance on Thanksgiving, and Philadelphia fans are ruthless when they are young. Matt Rife pisses off all of the offended people, and a 6 year-old gets smeared for painting his face with team colors. Have you ever drank so much that you forgot where you were, and how close to closing time can you go into a restaurant? What are some rejected names for Viagra and how can you nicely tell someone they are dumb? What are the weirdest state laws, and what if you had to tell new parents their child was "special?" Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

On this week’s episode, Steve Peters has not been back to his therapist, Mike hosted a comedy competition, and Scotty has his snowboard. The Pittsburgh Steelers finally fire Matt Canada, and the Chiefs don’t get any assistance from the officials on Monday Night Football. Have you ever stepped into the shower with clothes still on, and how big can a girl be and still be allowed to wear yoga paints? What is the rejected name for the Plan B pill, and what is a movie title that describes you in bed? What are the worst conversation topics for the Thanksgiving table, and do you want to play “Gay Chicken” with your dad? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing, assholes. 

On this week’s episode, Jeremy Joseph’s Christmas decoration woes continue, and Scotty’s snowboard is coming. Could a high school state champion mens basketball team beat the WNBA champs, and do we know God exhists because Megan Rapinoe tore her achilles 6 minutes into her final game? Have you ever sped home to avoid pooping your pants, and how far is too far to drive for a “one-night stand?” How would you trigger an entire fan base in one sentence, and what are they going to start calling Black Friday now? What are the weirdest fetishes, and could you wiper with your hand every time you pooped? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

On this week's episode, Steve Peters still has a gambling problem, and Scotty is an emo kid at heart. The Texas Rangers win their first World Series, and a girl in Amsterdam gets a glory hole surprise. Never have ever taken a picture of my poop, and how high is too high? What's an odd thing to have a buy one get one free sticker, and what do you think a smoke alarm should sound like? What are some movies you loved as a kid, but realized they are terrible movies as an adult, and would you prefer Jackson Mahomes doing TikTok dances or Taylor Swift coverage? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

On this week’s episode, Jeremy Joseph returns and high school pictures are embarrassing. Halloween is upon us, and JP brings a costume. Denny’s would be an awesome place to have a concert, and if you don't like Dan Campbell, something is wrong with you. Are one night stands overrated or underrated, and is any food shaped like a dinosaur good? How cold does it have to be before you can turn on the heater, and what advice are we going to get from Jeremy? What were the worst things about high school, and would you try to sign if you had no idea what you are doing? Enjoy another classic episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

On this week’s episode, Scotty hates Halloween, and Derek is not Irish. The World Series is going to be great because the Astros aren't in it, and employees catch a theif using a forklift. is the metric system overrated or underrated, and who should not be allowed to use mobility scooters at Wal Mart? What Halloween costume will get you called into the HR office at work, and what do women hate more than anything? What celebrities had the best wrestling appearances in the WWE/WCW, and would you hate it if every time you talked, you would be interrupted? Enjoy another episode, and keep laughing assholes!

On this week's episode, JP can't put together furniture and Scotty had a birthday. Coach Prime blows a 29 point lead at halftime, and kids should sit in their seats in a movie theater even if it's a movie about Taylor Swift's concert tour. Are women with 3 boobs overrated or underrated, and how soon is too soon to make a joke about a tragedy? What's a rejected name for a lesbian bar, and what's the name a Disney Parody adult movie? What items would you draft in a hardware store Battle Royale, and could you poop in a bottle for the rest of your life? Enjoy another episode, and keep laughing assholes!

On this week’s episode, Steve Peters is back, and it sounds more and more like there will be a Laughing On The Sidelines Live 2. Miami has massive coaching blunder that leads to a loss to Georgia Tech, and the officiating is pretty sus in another Chief’s game. Is obnoxiously loud sex overrated or underrated, and how much hair is too hairy when it comes to a woman’s sex appeal? What should a gynecologist never do during an examination, and what fictional character would be great as your local weather man? What tasks does your wife make you do, and could you only sleep with a woman with a thick Scottish accent? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

On this week’s episode, a fan had a “hunting” koozie made, and there may end up being another LIVE show. Angel Hernandez still sucks as an umpire, and we all need to band together and root against the Kansas City Chiefs so every cutaway shit from the game is not Taylor Swift in her private box. Are cults overrated or underrated, and how much is too much to pay for a concert ticket? How old does a woman have to be considered a cougar, and what is something you might hear in a Muppet adult movie? What are the dumbest holidays, and could you go swimming while on Viagra? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

On this week’s episode, Derek is finally back bring us all down, and kids running in a mirror maze is hilarious. Coach Prime gets wrecked in Eugene, Oregon, and football fans are going to be annoyed will all of the “swifts” watching Kansas City games for the rest of the season. Is crowd work overrated or underrated as a stand up comedian, and how many times can someone fart in public before you say something to them? What’s a weird sign to find at the zoo, and what products would be weird to sell when using a sexy voice? What are your favorite cell phone apps, and could you enjoy life if no one responds to your text messages? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep laughing assholes! 

On this week’s episode, Steve Peters is back, and JP gets noticed in public. Coach Prime gets it done against Colorado State, and Travis Kielce may be dating Taylor Swift. Monday Night Football is stupid right now, and Nick Chubb’s leg is going the wrong way. Are Catholic Church tickle parties overrated or underrated, and would you get more action if you were frozen in carbonite? How much plastic surgery is too much plastic surgery, and what is a strange sign to see posted in the strip club? What would you want to be the last meal you ever ate, and could you only get laid in a Whole Foods’ parking lot? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep laughing assholes! 

On this week's episode, being a Detroit Lions fan in Kansas is tough, and Mike almost loses his keys. Texas beats down Alabama in Tuscaloosa, and the Aaron Rodgers era in New York barely even got started. Are Yelp! reviews overrated or underrated, and what is the age you need to stop asking your parents for money? What's a dating website for people who were adopted, and what are the best video game consoles of all time? How much do you hate screaming kids in a public place, and are you ready for doomsday? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

On this week's episode, the prodigy got noticed in public, and JEREMY JOSEPH is back!!! Tomorrow is the beginning of actual football, and College football started with Prime Time. Is surprise sex overrated or underrated, and what is the maximum amount of effort you should give in a coed, charity softball game? What animals have the best sense of humor, and what cartoon character would be a terrible strip club DJ? What are your favorite conspiracy theories, and could you sit on the toilet until both of your legs fall asleep every time you use it ? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

On this week’s episode, Scotty goes to a ridiculously fancy restaurant, and helps JP come out on top after his car accident. Fantasy football is kicking off, and the San Francisco 49ers blew it with Trey Lance. Are 72 virgins overrated or underrated, and what is the maximum amount of firearms one person can own before you start becoming uncomfortable around them? What conspiracy theory does a person have to believe in before they are in the “crazy person” category, and what did Billy Mays try to sell God after he died? What are the best things you plug in, and could you make a nude instructional YouTube video? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

On This week's episode, it's Scotty's wife has a birthday, and Mike has a release date for his special. A Brawl breaks out at a 49ers preseason game, and will the Washington Redskins return? Is rock, paper, scissors overrated or underrated, would Derek look great dancing on a pole? What is the maximum age a person should be allowed to drive a car, and how can you trigger a fanbase with just one sentence.? What are the worst sounds in the world, and could you convince adults that Santa is real? Enjoy another episode, and keep laughing, assholes!

On this week’s episode, "Suits" is a good show and Scotty has a wonderfull time without his wife. OJ Simpson chimes in on a light prison sentence, and “The Blind Side” was all a lie! Is the metric System overrated or underrated, and what would you consider is too high of a body count? What sport would be improved if all players had stilts, and what are some rejected scenarios from the game of LIFE? What movie sequels were better than the original movie, and could you recieve a “blowie” from an 80 year-old with no teeth? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

On this week’s episode Scotty’s wife is going out of town, and JP is making him feel really uncomfortable. The Boxing is starting to lose its luster as they put on another sideshow fight, and Lizzo is getting sued. Are musical stand up comedians overrated or underrated, and how many failed marriages do you get before you should not be allowed to marry again? What bumber sticker would you put on your car, and what would be a bad theme for a pinball machine? What are the worst car accesories, and would you actually eat a “glizzo?” Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

On this week's episode, Mike has no idea when his special is going to come out, and Scotty did not go golfing for once. Derrick Lewis has the best post-fight celebrations, and Cardi B is throwing mics at people! is getting a "whole-body wax overrated or underrated, and what is the maximum number of cats a single person own and not be a crazy cat person? Also, which Disney character do you think is secretly gay, and what are some odd ways for a weatherman to describe weather? What TV show had the best theme song, and do you like furries or meth-heads better? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep laughing assholes!

On this week’s episode, traveling comedian Levi Mabe joins the L.O.T.S. family, and Scotty gets an unusual  golf injury. A YouTuber sleeps through a WNBA game and is now banned from every future NBA event, and Snow White is not going to have Seven Dwarfs. Is it overrated or underrated watching a child get his butt whooped by their parents in a grocery store, and what is the maximum age difference you think is socially acceptable for a married couple? What would be the slogan for an “alcoholics only” dating site, and who are some popular bands/ music artists you can’t stand but everyone else loves? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

On this week’s episode, Derek and JP do their last stand up sets inside of the Looney Bin, and Scotty is not in the best of moods. The Wichita Wind Surge end a game on an inside-the-park home run, and a female boxer increased her OF following. Are shock collars on children overrated or underrated, and what would you do if your son got the teacher you wanted? Turns out strip twister is a new game, and some side effects may just be the normal life of JP. What kind of people annoy you the most, and would you let your wife control the shock collar around your neck? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

On this week’s episode, Derek is back with car troubles, and JP loves fireworks with kids. It might be time to take kids out of the outfield during the Home Run Derby, or they could just have them wear helmets. Feeding a horse feels kind of weird, and are old people are those websites overrated or underrated? Would you want some life advice from a bunch of idiots, and what are the least sexy accents for dirty talk? What are the worst inventions of all time, and would you be able to watch old people play basketball naked? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Happy 'Merica Day everyone! On this week's episode, Fred gets to help plan a wedding, and Jeremy tells us about bu-cakey. Disney might be on a downward spiral, and maybe we should all start sunning our Perineums. Is "ball play" overrated or underrated, and do you like the guy who makes homemade fireworks? What is a rejected Jeopardy category, and what is the thing that makes an elf immediately climax? What are the worst activities to do while you are on vacation, and would you want to climax at random? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

On this week's episode, JP goes to the zoo, and Scotty's wife is afraid of birds. The OceanGate Titan submarine implodes, but the remote control is just fine. Are open mic nights overrated or underrated, and don't be the guy who drives off with the gas pump still attached to the car. If you were to open your own strip club, what would it be called, and what sport would be awesome if you had to eat a mandatory amount of edibles? What is your favorite gameshow, and is 3rd base really good on a roller coaster? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

On this week's episode, Mike is already finished with the new Zelda, and Kansas storms are pretty awesome. Wyndham Clack wins the US open, and Oakland A's fans give the middle finger to the front office in an awesome way. Are happy birthday Facebook posts overrated or underrated, and do you still sleep in a race car bed? What is something you can never underestimate the power of, and what would redneck Jesus turn water into? What celebrity would you want to party with and would you rather have no fingers or have no toes? Enjoy another funny episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

On this week's episode, Mike is back after recording his first comedy special, and video games are awesome. Canadian golfers are celebrating by getting tackled, and a guy in Egypt gets eaten by a shark. Have you ever been going to town on yourself so hard that the cops get called, and are you that guy who keeps clicking your pen? What is worse than the Holocaust, and what is something that defines your age? What are your favorite cartoon TV shows, and would you rather get hit in the nuts with a baseball or a golf ball? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

On this week’s episode JP is having a good time celebrating the rainbow month with his people, Scotty gets impatient with his wife, and Derek is thrilled to be back. Travis Kelse tries to become president during the visit to the White House, and matching family t-shirts are not a good idea. Are paternity test TV shows scripted, and are you the guy who takes slow-pitch softball way too seriously? What jobs would a retired drill sergeant be terrible at, and what are your favorite insults, and have you ever seen a video of 2 girls and a cup? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

On this week’s episode JP Jeremy, and Scotty recap their Memorial Day weekends, and don’t listen to our show if you are easily offended. The NBA Finals are probably not rigged, and Scotty thinks Larry Bird is better than LeBron James. A woman wins a rolling cheese race while unconcious, and people are taking pictures for their driver's license naked. Is pooping in a cup overrated or underrated, and who in their right mind drives the speed limit in the left lane? What are some bad endorsement ideas, and how would future archeologists explain everyday items from today? What things do you need to do before kicking the bucket, and would you go to the doctor keistering some parallel-parked Hot Wheels? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

On this week’s episode, the original crew is back to talk about Jeremy Joseph’s ceremonial first pitch, and all of the details leading up to it. LeBron James and the Lakers get swept, and a WNBA coach should be less condescending. Are silent but deadly farts overrated or underrated, and are you the guy who uses the self-check-out line for more than 10 items when it clearly says 10 items or less? What’s something you do that the opposite sex never thinks about, and what’s in the box? What are the best inventions of all time, and would you want a super power that recognises who farted? Enjoy another great episode with the original crew, and keep on laughing assholes! 

On this week's episode, Scotty, Fred, and JP are glad Derek is not here, and we hope all of you had a Happy Mother's Day. The Dali Lama is really disgusting, and overweight people are upset they have to pay for two seats on a plane. Is putting "googley eyes" on your weiner overrated or underrated, and are you that guy who is so pessimistic that they bring everyone around them down? What's a rejected name for a rectal thermometer, and what's something you did as a child that you still do today? What are the worst dance moves of all time, and would you ever want to try the Sister Fister? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

On this week’s episode, Scotty gives a couple high school kids new nicknames they will never get rid of, and JP does more bowling. Jackson Mahomes gets arrested and released on bail, and baseballs to the nuts hurt regardless if you are wearing a cup. Isn’t being the guy no one will put on speaker phone fun, and what would you do if you were talking to someone and found they were in the middle of shitting? How much do you respect women, and what would be your favorite new bumper sticker ? What are some things that would deffinately get you fired , and would you fight a handicap child in a cage? Enjoy another episode, and keep laughing assholes!

On this week’s episode, Derek goes to the WWE NFL Draft, and SPOLIER ALERT "Jury Duty” is an awesome show. Forcing obnoxious parents at little league games volunteer to be umpires may not be the best form of punishment, and Antonio Brown thinks the Baltimore Ravens want to sign him when they definitely do not. Are weird climax noises during sex overrated or underrated, and what would you do if you found an inappropriate picture in the donation bucket at church?What two animals would you like to switch the sounds they make, and what ridiculous things would you buy if money was no object? Would you rather live in an infested house with crickets that scream like goats, or be sung “Happy Birthday” every time you go into public? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing assholes! 

On this week's episode, Jeremy graces us with his presence, and Mike Baldwin is recording a comedy special in Kansas City. An ultra marathon runner uses a car during a race and gets disqualified, and Max Scherzer gets suspended for a sticky substance. Are single-word texts overrated or underrated, and what is your definition of stupidity? What's something you can say at a dog rescue center, but not a daycare facility, and what is the best way to solve an argument? What are the worst fashion statements of all time, and how would you feel about your "yawn face" being the key to unlock your phone? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

On this week’s episode, JP actually does something interesting over the last couple of weeks, and Scotty spent way too much on a damn golf club. The Eagles decide to pay Jalen Hurts way too much money, and an actor who played in the worst movie ever made says he will never watch the new rendition of the very same movie, only better. Are plus-sized runway models overrated or underrated and what would you do if you were doing the dirty, and aunt flow shows up? What is a phrase a woman says that is a lie 100% of the time, and what is a very true stereotype? What are your favorite movies from the 80’s, and would you push someone in a wheelchair down a couple flights of stairs? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

On this week's episode, it is the first episode without the original 2 comedians, but Mike and Fred are back to fill in. Fred gets engaged, and Mike does comedy in Seattle. Falling trees at the Masters almost kill people, and Bud Light may be pissing off their target market. Are genital piercings overrated or underrated, and what should the new campaign slogan for Bud Light be? What are your favorite food pairings, and would you get KO'd by the opposite sex in a professional slap competition. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

On this week's episode, the original crew is back for the first time this year, and we are moving a lot of our stuff to Twitter because Twitter doesn't take our shit down (@LOTSidelines)! The MLB opening day happened, and an L.A. Dodgers fan tried to propose on the field, but got "truck-sticked" by Paul Bart Mall Cop. Is thick toilet paper overrated or underrated, and what would you do if you open the door for someone and they don't say thank you? What's a Disney movie that should be rated "R" if kids knew what was really going on, and could you watch your favorite sports team on a blurry TV? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

On this week’s episode, Mike Baldwin is back after being an actual traveling comedian, and Derek is a freaking Canadian now! The Final Four is full of underdogs for the first time ever, and no NFL team acts like they want to sign Lamar Jackson. Is slow and sensual intercourse #overratedorunderrated, and #whatwouldyoudo if you found a vehicle taking up 4 parking spots in a full public parking lot? What does 70% of the US population do, and what is something you would not want to hear at a WWE wrestling event? What are your worst fears, and would you rather be woken up randomly by an air horn, or get caught masturbating in your car? Enjoy anther episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

On this week's episode, NCAA March Madness is underway breaking so many brackets, and Derek and Scotty are thrilled Kansas has been eliminated. The World Baseball Classic winds down, and "baseball won." Is wasting a telemarketer's time overrated or underrated, and what would you do if you clogged a total stranger's toilet? If extra lives were a thing in the real world, how would you get them, and what is the funniest thing you have seen a stranger do in public? What are the worst smells, and would you be the bang bus transformer? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing =, assholes!

On this week's episode Derek is back, and Scotty hates the Oscars. Great Britain Sucks at making baseball uniforms and Will and Jada Smith are pissed off at Chris Rock's jokes. Is spanking your children overrated or underrated, and what would you do if you got walked in on "doing the dirty"? Psychologists prescribed blank to eliminate homosexuality in 1950, and what are the worst part of being an adult? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

We're back!!! On This week's episode, Jeremy Joseph is back, and Scotty's bindings gained him some popularity on the slopes. We are all ruining for Derek Carr in New Orleans, and Jackson Mahomes needs to punched in the f***ing mouth! Eyebrows on babies are awesome and there are guns in Harry Potter. What will people say 20 years from now =, and what are some things you hate that a lot of people love? The logo segment is back, and could you rig a special needs competition? Enjoy another episode and keep on laughing, assholes!

Still on vacation, but we have a big announcement... Jeremy will be on the next episode. we love you all, and can't wait for next week. Keep on laughing, assholes!

Yeah, we're on vacation. Scotty comes in to tell the BTS story of how the chip and the gummy bear were kind assholes. But, we wanted to give you guys some kind of an episode, so we can have fun, and be with our families. enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

On this week's episode, Mike Baldwin is back, and Jeremy Joseph gets some pretty exciting news. The show will be taking a couple of weeks off after this episode, so we made it nice and long for ya. We react to the Super Bowl results, and Derek says he's never watching football again. Is Epstein's Island overrated or underrated, and is God a woman? What would your weapon of choice be in a zombie apocalypse, and what would be your porn star name? What are your favorite foods at a buffet, and Florida man fornicates with an animal. Enjoy another episode, and keep laughing, assholes! We will see you in a couple of weeks.

On this week's episode, JP is back and literally smokes and sleeps all weekend, and chasing a kid at Top Golf looks fun. Aaron Rodgers is going to sit in a dark room for 4 days, and LeBron James is still not better than Michael Jordan. Is spanking your children overrated or underrated, and how far of a drive is it from Miami to Florida? What is the most obscure super power you would want to have, and what are your favorite shoes? Would you rather rock a "Friar Tuck" haircut or get roofied by JP? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

On this week's episode, Derek goes to a bar to troll KU fans again, and stand up comedian Mike Baldwin joins the show. Is the NFL rigged, and who do you think the NFL wants to win the Super Bowl? Is having a stripper pole in your house overrated or underrated, and Valentine's Day lingerie is awful. How do you get rid of a ghost, what movie quote do you use every day? What little things ruin your day, and do screaming babies in public places drive you insane? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

On this week's episode, J.P. is confirmed to be a white guy, and L.A.D. made a bit of an impact on TikTok. KU basketball loses 3 straight games, and Derek and Scotty are so thrilled. Do the Bengals beat the Chiefs in Kansas City, and is Josh Allen the new Kirk Cousins? What should the Dallas Cowboys do in the offseason with a kicker that can't hit an extra point, a choke-artist quarterback, and a complicated backfield with Pollard and Elliot? Are conspiracy theories overrated or underrated, and why do men have nipples? What were your favorite stores or restaurants that have closed down, and what do you think a slumpkin is? Enjoy another great episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

On this week's episode, J.P. returns, and Derek is the luckiest person on earth. The Chargers blow a 27 point lead to the Jags, and the Dallas Cowboys may be looking for a new kicker. Bob Ross is underrated, but the people who sell his merchandise are assholes. Is Valentine's Day overrated or underrated, and does Bigfoot exist? What is the worst title for a rap song, and what is a dating site for "little people?" What are the worst things to get your spouse for Valentine's Day, and could you date a 22 year-old who looks like an 8 year-old? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

On this week's episode J.P. is back, and it is the first time with Derek. Scotty can't get a story out because of assholes interruptions, and The Big VII can't be in a National Championship ever again. Jamaal Williams is the most loved player in the NFL, and it isn't even close! Bye Aaron Rodgers, and thank you Houston Texans for blowing the #1 draft pick. Are hotdogs overrated or underrated, and why do men fart so much? What phrase would instantly make a wet vagina dry, and where is a weird place to find a "little person?" Little people on a teeter totter and another excellent episode are coming. Enjoy it, and keep on laughing, assholes!

On this week's episode it is the last official episode Jeremy Joseph is a part of the permanent cast of Laughing On The Sidelines, and Derek drove through all 4 seasons on his way back to Wichita, KS. Damar Hamlin needs our thoughts and prayers, and pieces of trash need to stop blaming it on Tee Higgins. Does cat urine smell worse than any other urine, and is having a gag reflex overrated or underrated? What is a lesson you have learned in 2022, and what is your favorite Jeremy Joseph moment in the 4 years of doing the show? Could you walk into a Victoria's Secret and ask to see the toddler section, or would you rather smell like pee all of the time. You guys, Jeremy will be back from time to time, but he is without a doubt the funniest and most warm hearted people we have ever met. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.  

On this week's episode, it is late but Jeremy and Scotty are holding down the fort. A lot of surprising news in the NFL happens over the weekend, and Russell Wilson might have proved he is the worst trade in recent times. Do you inspect the toilet paper after wiping your ass, and is "going in dry" overrated or underrated? What wouldn't you do for a million dollars, and what is in the box? Is cereal soup, and what are the five movies you could watch forever and not get old? Enjoy another episode, and keep laughing, assholes!

On this week's episode, Scotty squeaks by Jeremy in fantasy football, and Jeremy does NOT get a free bucket at Harbor Freight. Matt Ryan loves to blow the largest leads in NFL history, and the Detroit Lions have won 6 of their last 7 games, baby! Were you pumped 20 years ago to get a new ringtone and now you have your phone on silent, and are skin colored leggings overrated or underrated? What's a movie that the plot changes when you change one letter of the title, and what is the 10th rule of fight club? Instead of cookies and milk, what should you leave for Santa, and would you have an embarrassing ringtone? Merry Christmas, and keep on laughing, assholes!

On this week's episode, Scotty gets his truck broken into, and Jeremy has another Facebook Marketplace adventure. WNBA players should actually owe money, and Brock Purdy may be better than Jimmy G. Is the NFL rigged, and do you google your symptoms when you are sick? Are children on leashes overrated or underrated, and what's a fun trick to play on your doctor? What are the worst things to do to a customer service worker and would you walk into a restaurant 5 minutes before they close? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

On this week's episode, Derek has an unremarkable chest x-ray, and Scotty has an unremarkable weekend. K-State upsets TCU, and Antonio Brown is throwing shoes at ponytails. Aaron Rodgers still owns the Bears, & "The Predator," Deshaun Watson returns to football. Do you give yourself the best handy's, and is glitter overrated or underrated? Would you give homeless people with honest signs money, and what's in the sack? What are the least intimidating sports team names, and would you rather get caught buying an underage kid booze or porn? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

On this week's episode, Derek and Scotty drive in the dark, and Jeremy fixes his back problems with DDP Yoga. It's called soccer instead of football, and 10% of the country are the only ones who give a shit. K-State is going to the Big VII Championship game, and everyone is now making fun of Russell Wilson. When is it acceptable to start decorating for Christmas, and is dirty talk during fornication overrated or underrated? What Disney character would you bone, and who was your 90's crush? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

On this week's episode, Scotty's childhood hero passes away, Derek does nothing, and Jeremy watches more TV shows. Thunder snow happens in Buffalo, and Zach Wilson may not be the answer for the Jets. Do you have to wear matching clothes even when you go to bed, and are ventriloquists overrated or underrated? When should the Law & Order sound play in everyday life, and "What's In The Box?" Where's the worst restaurant to go to celebrate Thanksgiving, and would you want everyone to know what you're thinking? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

On this week's episode, the podcast finally has a PO Box to send them packages to open on the show, and it's beginning to get cold in Kansas. NFL fans in Germany sing "Country Roads, Take Me Home," and the Detroit Lions beat the Chicago Bears. Have you ever been walked in on during hand-to-gland combat, and are strippers with daddy issues overrated or underrated? What is your secret fetish, and what's something you might overhear in the "Bat Cave?" What are the worst things to use as lube, and could you not wipe your ass for the rest of your life? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

On this week's episode, Scotty comes face to face with a giant drag queen, and Jeremy reveals he is not dying. Unfortunately, The Astros win the World Series, and Alabama is out of the College Football Playoff! Are the NY Jets for real, and is Justin Fields the franchise quarterback the Bears have been waiting for? Are kids cussing overrated or underrated, and what's the worst thing about living in Mexico? What are the worst souvenirs you can buy at a gift shop, and would you be a part of a daily book club? Enjoy another episode, and keep laughing, assholes!

On this week's episode, Scotty, Jeremy, and Derek relive the live show, and and Jeremy announces his retirement from the show at the end of this year. The World Series is underway, and please let the Phillies win. Russell Wilson is doing high knees on an airplane, and what is going on with the Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers? Do men have commas, and are obituary bumper stickers overrated or underrated? What is the real reason Adam and Eve were kicked out of the Garden of Eden, and what were the worst costumes for trick-or-treaters this year? Enjoy another episode, and keep laughing, assholes!

We actually fuckin did it! We did a live show, and here it is. Jeremy gets a gift, and Scotty is shorter than Froto Baggins. The World Series is set, and we were wrong on our predictions. Scotty's phone number starts with 3-1-6, and JP just so happens to be gay. Are vagina farts overrated or underrated,  and terrible Dr. Seuss pick up lines. We have one of the best drafts of all time, and would you have to watch your parents have sex every day, or join in to make it stop? Enjoy the live episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

On this week's episode,. there is almost no video or audio issues until the very end, and new equipment is on the way (Don't worry. We are using professional equipment for the the live show.) The Rings of Power finally has rings, and Derek hates moving furniture. The Tennessee Volunteer fans are happy to take down the goal posts after beating Alabama, and the AL and NL Championship Series are set. Are the wheels starting to come off for Tom Brady, and is the NFC Least the best conference in football? Would you sleep in a room infested with spiders for $10,000, and do you like a finger in the back door right before climaxing? Is being a pornography historian overrated or underrated, and what is something astronauts complain about? What are the worst old people names, and would you want a threesome with women named Eunice and Gertrude? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

On this week’s episode, the video feed sucks again, but Scotty’s cell phone number is almost given out multiple times. KU finally loses to TCU, and the legendary Cardinals season is sadly over. Roughing the passer penalties are getting out of hand, and the Denver Broncos need to be in panic mode. Would you vomit on your favorite celebrity for $10,000, and do you ignore phone calls if someone calls you more than 3 times in less than 5 minutes? Is scaring people with an air horn overrated or underrated, and if your dick could talk, what would it say? We draft the best Hall of the “Very Good” athletes, and every time you sneeze, you tell an embarrrassing secret about yourself. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

On this week’s episode, the original crew is back again, and Avatar at the 3D IMax is awesome. KU football keeps winning, and the guys are reminded why they hate KU Jayhawks fans. How crazy is Antonio Brown, and should the Dallas Cowboys stick with Cooper Rush? Would you eat 10 consecutive Paqui Chip Challenges for $10,000, and can you tune out your spouse when she is talking to you? Are farts overrated or underrated, and what nickname would you call your spouse that she would absolutely hate? Where are the worst places to take a dump, and would you hand out loose cigarettes to children for Halloween? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

On this week's episode, Fred comes back from Disney World again, and Jeremy and Scotty are dragging after long weeks at work. Albert Pujols hits number 700, and both Kansas football teams get big wins. The Las Vegas Raiders are the only 0-3 team in the NFL, and is Russell Willson really not that good? Would you get locked in a room with a bobcat, and would you discipline an unruly child if it is not yours? is rock, paper, scissors overrated or underrated, and what is the name of a really cheap hotel? What wild animals would you want on your side in a Battle Royale, and would you allow your country to make all the political decisions by rock, paper, scissors? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

On this week's episode, Eric Von Reicher fills in for Derek, and Scotty had a blast in St. Louis. Are the Miami Dolphins for real this year, and are the Cincinnati Bengals going to be this terrible all season? Would you go streaking at the Queen's funeral for $10,000, and do you always drive 5 mph over the speed limit? Is trying to last longer than 30 minutes overrated or underrated, and what is a strange thing for a ghost to whisper in your ear? What are the best binge-worthy TV shows of all time, and would you drive straddling the center line? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

On this week's episode, unfortunately, Jeremy is not here, but we get the excellent crew of Sco... I mean, Fred and Derek. Albert Pujols is hitting home runs, but he is probably juiced. Dad breaks his hand, and the Cowboys are going to disappoint as usual. Would you go streaking at an MLB playoff game for $10k, and have you ever forgot your spouse's birthday? Are potato guns overrated or underrated, and would you go home with a date if all she wanted to do is color in a coloring book? What are the dumbest roadside attractions in the U.S, and would you love to drive the Wienermobile? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing,

On this week's episode, Fred is joining the Fantasy Football community for the first time, and Scotty books a trip to St. Louis. College football has kicked off, and The NFL finally kicks off this week! Who will be the worst team in the NFL this year, and do you change the voice on your GPS so your not taking directions from a woman? Are Chinese fire drills overrated or underrated, and what is the worst song to be playing during a lap dance? What are your favorite dream cars, & would you get a prostate exam with your entire family watching? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

On this week's episode, Scotty embarrasses himself at the fantasy football draft, and makes some stupid picks for his team. Some Oakland A's fans get caught doing some risky business, and a running back gets shot multiple times during a robbery (but he's alright). Do you use a courtesy flush to hide your farts when using a public bathroom, and are lifted trucks overrated or underrated? What actual movie titles could be sexual positions, and would you rather be beaten with a pillow case full of moo boxes or hand lotion? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

On this week's episode, Derek is back with a couple of shitty stories, and Scotty is the only white guy at his best friend's wedding. The Yankees are struggling after the All-Star break, and would you have the confidence to draft Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football? Is she still a 10 if she's an annoying vegan, and is faking an orgasm overrated or underrated? What's something pro golfers do that would be silly on a mini golf course, and What do old people smell like? What are your favorite 90's fads, and would you rather have dial-up internet, or lose your cell phone and get. pager? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

On this week's episode Steve Peters stops in and talks about his Almost Late Show, and Scotty finally has running water. Fernando Tatis gets popped for PED's, and "Beast Mode" gets hammered and tries to drive. How hard is it to pronounce Worcestershire sauce, and would you call someone just to tell them you can't talk right now? Are Paranormal TV shows overrated or underrated, and who would win in a fight; Kevin McCallister or Predator? What are some rom-coms guys would enjoy watching, and what is a rom-com? Enjoy another episode, and keep laughing, assholes!

WE ARE BACK BABAY!!! On this week's episode, JP is no longer homeless, and Scotty has the worst 2 weeks of his entire life. The LA Angels hit 7 home runs and still doesn't win, and Cleveland, OH is hosting the National Massage Therapist Convention with Deshaun Watson right down the street! Is she still a 10 if she has no arms, are crotchless panties overrated or underrated? What are some rejected names for Viagra, and what are the best wrestler catchphrases of all time? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!!!

We knew it was going to happen eventually! Unfortunately, the Scotty household is infested with Covid, so instead of not having an episode this week, here are more of the greatest hits, and funniest stories. We apologize for the convenience of another great episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

 On this week's episode, Fred is back after surviving another round of COVID, and Jeremy doesn't tell a funny story. Vince McMahon is "retiring" from the WWE because of sexual misconduct accusations, and Bill Burr pisses off feminists during his most recent special. Kyler Murray signs a big deal, and who would be you 1st overall pick in your fantasy football draft? Is she still a 10 if she is in a yodeling club, and do you spend too much time trying to find something to watch for background noise? What are some things drunk people say, and what are the most overrated movies of all time? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

On this week's episode, we have an absolute blast talking with two excellent stand up comedians,  @AJ Wilkerson Comedy  and  @Jake Ruble  . These guys are absolutely hilarious, and they share their experiences from the road. Get ready to hear some fun facts you did not know about stand up comedy, and the fun stories that happen when you are on the road. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

On this week's episode, Dan "The Man" is here and the show actually has fans that travel to see them. Joey Chestnut some protesters in their place, and Zach Wilson is throwing bombs and banging moms. Is she still a 10 if she calls you dad instead of daddy, and do you make her ass when she's doing something in the kitchen? Are courtesy flushes overrated or underrated, and what do you think when you look at the kids today? What are some strange side effects people have after they get struck by lightning, and what are your favorite Tom Hanks movie? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

On this week's episode, we hope all of you had a happy and safe 4th of July, and Derek tells us about his vacation. Happy Bobby Bonilla day, and Rob Manfred has to have a press conference to tell everyone that he is not trying to ruin baseball. Freddie Freeman fires his agent after finding out he did not disclose Atlanta's final offer, and a very awesome Brave's fan drops in to tell everyone how he feels about it. Is she still a 10 if she has a very deep voice, and did Old Yeller make you cry? Is shooting Tannerite overrated or underrated, and what should be the new US national animal in 2022? What are some compliments you get on a regular basis, and what are the worst medical side effects? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

On this week's episode, Fred is back, and Jeremy has a bad experience at a comedy show. the Colorado Avalanche win the Stanley Cup, and Ole Miss wins the College World Series. Would you change your rating on a girl who constantly farts around you, and are nude beaches overrated or underrated? What are some rejected characters for Sesame Street, and what are your favorite arcade games of all time? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

On this week's episode, Steve Peters is back, and Scotty goes to a golf tournament. The Colorado Avalanche lead 2-1, and the farewell tour for Albert Pujols has finally begun. Is she still a 9 if she takes selfies with "duckface", and do you lie to your doctor when they ask you how often you drink? are Disney themed parties overrated or underrated, and what are some rejected WNBA team names? What are your favorite Sci-Fi movies and could you poop out a basketball? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.