MaryJane Y Chingaderas

How have y'all foos been? Nosotros no mas aqui living life. 420 is 1.5 wks away are y'all foos ready? I am not, it came flying at us like WTF!

Esquina de Chingaderas: We talk about the man of the hour Diddy and his ex OjFromTheBlock IYKYK 🤣 Some of the chisme is incorrect because I have done my some research but we will correct it on another episode because there is just SO MUCH!!

High Conversations: Join us as we talk about prom, not our prom cuz we are too old 😭 but we got to experience it/relive it with Lopez and it wasn't that bad. Plus we talk about Home Goods and omg what a trip that store is! WPS!

Finally a regular episode 🤭 We have had you busy with all the chisme, y como les encanta el mitote a ustedes! Can you imagine if this is the shit we have lived/are living through and we are not even famous yet, the shit that our bodyguards will have to deal with 😏😬🤭 With this episode lets bring you back to the feel good stuff...maybe!

Esquina de Chingaderas - We talk sports about what is going on with the our new $700 million dollar baby and his gambling addiction? We touch very lightly on Chavez Ravine History and have black people received any kind of reparation payments in the US?

High Conversations - Es Semana Santa y todos los pecadores are on their best behavior. Except us because this is hell 🤷🏽‍♀️. We also discuss the important ladies in our lives, our grandmas, and how they made sure we did not end up on the 😈 VIP list. As holy as our grandma's have been in our lives we reflect on our own behaviors at family functions and wonder if we are the new toxicos of the familia 👀 Gotta come in to find out.

If your grandma is a good woman and is still around go give her a big ass hug for us. We will always be missing Maria de Jesus Dominguez ✝️ 2005 & Celia Hernandez Rocha ✝️ 2024.

This episode is dedicated to our #1 Fan.

We know it must be hard dealing with your life but I hope stalking us has really made your life worthy.

Don't come back here again, go buy the essentials you will need for July and focus on yourself instead of inserting yourself into a relationship that had nothing to do with you.

Get a life 😘 or eat a 🍔 we don't care 🤣 Fkn 🤡

Was that a lot of drama for y'all? Or not enough?

No Esquina de Chingaderas this week because this is long enough.

But next week we got a surprise for one of our favorite fans! I hope you don't miss it!

Welcome back to finish part 2 of this episode.

Esquina de Chingaderas - We are sleep deprived and talk to you about all the crazy stuff that has happened this week, our plans for the day and a fun recap of Love is Blind S6 because its so SPICY!

High Conversations - We are finishing our episode from two weeks ago where we sit down to talk to Ivan and in this portion we are discussing topics like: Our thoughts on Kanye and the downside to being famous, How songs make us feel, Benjamin Ocasio Martinez and the success of UVST, Peso Pluma and SO MUCH MORE.

Come on in, bring your snacks a good smoke/drink and get ready to be entertained because that's our business.

After such a good feeling episode we go back to the shit y'all love, the chisme. That shit is so juicy and so familiar to a lot of us who have had to bury a loved one and deal with a lot of shit while doing it. Jade comes on to speak her truth and if you know you know. There might not be a lot of names mentioned so you might feel a little lost but the chisme is 🔥🔥🔥.

There are no segments in this episode we getting straight to the 🫖 Come back in two weeks for the conclusion to this episode and if you think the tea couldn't get hotter or better...OH IT DOES!

Two weeks without an episode, what were we thinking?? But be prepared to be SICK OF US. We got you covered for the next month and are excited for you to tune in and enjoy these next episodes.

Esquina de Chingaderas - Did y'all watch the Super Bowl? We did but out of obligation, gambling reeled us back in and it wasn't even worth it. Have y'all seen the new Casa de los Famosos, it is taking over our lives right now and we discuss it. We've been away from the podcast but we used the time to clean out the garage. We are very proud of it and hopefully inspire y'all fuckers to organize your space. It ain't easy but it is def worth while.

High Conversations - We are excited to introduce & welcome the homie Ivan the Singing Chicano. I met this guy while sitting in my car, minding my own business, and I heard this beautiful voice singing an oldie. The homie was in the back of a truck hard at work. Now he is on the podcast and he is dropping some knowledge, putting y'all on game and expressing himself so beautifully of his family. I hope y'all enjoy part 1 of this interview and come back in two weeks to "finish him off" 🤭

Do y'all remember the episode titled "6 months to live"?

Unfortunately, they didn't make the full 6 months and this week Luis attended his first funeral.

This week has been very interesting and we were excited to share it with you so much that our Esquina de Chingaderas took over the whole episode.

I am glad they are no longer suffering and finally in peace.

We welcome BooBoo & Taylor Swift to the show to talk discuss our siblings and rank them 😂 just kidding on the last part...maybe!

Esquina de Chingaderas - Do you like your 🍆 cut or uncut? We also throw shade at EX's and discuss what ICKS they had 🤭 Last but def not least is the Speed Dating Extravaganza that we MIGHT put together unless I get more hands involved.

High Convos - Let's Talk Siblings, maybe you want to hear this one with your siblings. But we are not responsible for the way conversations will go 😏

I told ya the episode was coming 😉

Esquina de Chingaderas - We talk about MLK, singing crackhead, our neighbor might have dementia, sancha at a XV and How about them cowgirls?

High Convos - Meeting Little Ez and eating placenta is what we focus on because child birth isn't just about the kids or family it is also about the money possibilities 🤔

2024 is 5 days old and the stuff that has happened is BONKERS!

Esquina de Chingaderas - We discuss our end of 2023 events with you, we reminisce on our old episode about Chente for a very special reason and talk about all the BONKERS stuff happening around us like people fist fighting for a CUP!!!

High Convos - Gypsy Rose is FREE! We talk about the who, the why and the how. If this name is unfamiliar to you come on in, we will guide you thru this, we are professionals 😏 We touch on the Epstein List coming out and who we would be devastated by if we saw their name on there. Sadly it was a short list for us cuz can people of power stay good?

Tragando w/the MJ Crew - Christmas morning we visited Dim Sum Express located in the city of Monterey Park. Treat your taste buds to some good food 👌This spot is a family favorite and a must have when ever we are near by and have hard cold cash cuz that's the only way they conduct business.

We came together with Booboo and Taylor on Christmas Eve to talk about... I can't remember. These days between Christmas Eve and New Years just Blend together

Enjoy the late episode.

The title to this episode is the best click baiting thing I have ever done for our podcast 🤭 will it pay off?

Esquina de Chingaderas - The world is on fire but crazy things continue to happen like the RAIDERS won a game after scoring zero points the week before, Throwing grenades and people not reacting is a thing and we give you an update on the grenades I dropped on last week's episode.

High Convos - Do y'all remember the lessons, projects or fun facts we learned at school? When you go to the bank to get some money do they ask you for the slope of X to solve Y to give y'all your money? I am asking for a friend 😂 We get litty and talk about some of the stuff we remember and stuff that made us go 😬

Tragando w/the MJ Crew - We keep it local and talk about Peppi's in the city of Fontecky and don't worry you won't need to much money to have a good time here unless you want to indulge a bit more than usual.

Community Connections - Support Small Business instead of greedy corps.

Esquina de Chingaderas: We discuss our trip to Universal Studios on Thanksgiving Day, Leftovers and their Consequences.

High Conversations: It's crazy how things can change in an YEAR! Last year we were filming "Missing my Hoes" and in this year...Idk maybe saying goodbye to them? I didn't have the conversations I thought I would have because I think this episode serves as the why that event too much for me and maybe conversations will come afterwards? Maybe, maybe not but either way I can't forget the good memories we created, I was just really rooting for us to end up like the golden girls. We may not have each other but we will always have Home Depot, Smart & Final and Target.

Tragando w/the MJ Crew: We visit Bubba's Tacos in the city of Ontario and Luis will not stop talking about it. We hope our review and photos will get you guys to give them a try too.

When we ask the audience a question and one of the responses leaves us 😳😳😳 We come to the mic to discuss that and give the audience what it asked for CHAOS! No outline this week to give our listeners Gunsaboveall what they were missing.

Hope you got your leftovers warmed up cuz this episode brings all the beef you need for a Thanksgiving Feast.

If you don't come back after this episode we get it but it was fun while it lasted right?

Esquina de Chingaderas - Do you know we should have a social security account? We didn't know but now we running to make one. We got an update on the Adam Johnson, hockey player, incident that happened two weeks ago. Holiday Season equals boycotting season and lets see who has made the naughty list.

High Conversations - We try not to shy away from difficult conversations especially ones that are flooding our FYP page and affecting real people in real time. We tell y'all what we know and share our opinions on what is happening.

Tragando w/the MJ Crew - this segment will not be available this week and we explain why.

Community Connections - There are two events happening this weekend, one in Montebello and another in Riverside. Check them out and let us know how they went.

We are back with your regular scheduled program, no short episode this week 😉 We have been out here trying to survive these stupid winds making our allergies act up 😩

Esquina de Chingaderas: Have y'all heard The Beatles Last Song "Now and Then"? Maybe you sound listen to it and then come listen to this episode because we got all the details on how they were able to make this song happen with only two surviving members. We also discuss these disrespectful streaming services sucking our money out of our bank accounts and the math ain't mathing. Where is the magic Disney?

High Conversations: Walter Mercado has an AI and is ready to tell you about your future, give advice and even do a gender reveal. Of course it will cost you and we dig into this new transa to find out who is behind it and why it is happening to our favorite Tio.

Tragando w/the MJ Crew: This time we discuss Hong Kong Garden Seafood & DimSum Cafe in Las Vegas. I know we've been doing a lot of Las Vegas spots but when we go on mini vacations we grub! Our experience was def a unique one.

Community Connections: This week we highlight Babinka Treats, West Coast Glass Gallery and BnV's Stuff n More. Women owned and ran businesses each providing dope merch. Go check them out and thank you homies for supporting small businesses.

OK now I got to rush to Vegas to get my hair done and be back by 7pm to watch Isaac play football 😭 I am excited but not excited. Have a good weekend y'all!

I know we are 3 yrs "post" COVID but we had not gotten dressed up for the holiday. This year we were determined to have a good time and start new traditions.

Esquina de Chingaderas - We start off discussing the two deaths that made us say WHATTTTT!?!?! The hockey world is mourning the lost of Adam Johnson and everyone that knew something like that would happen will never step foot on the ice for fearing of this happening to them. Hollywood mourns a favorite friend, Matthew Perry. We discuss his life, his acting gigs and the conspiracy theories that are swirling around his death.

High Conversations - We discuss our Halloween shenanigans and if you need a visual we have posted a video on our IG. These younger generations are something else and their trick or treating skills need some help but we are up for the challenge.

This week we lagged on getting you Tragando w/the MJ Crew and Community Connections. No worries this means a short episode and you'll be looking forward to next week.

Halloween and Dia de los Muertos is upon us and we sat down to honor our muertitos plus bring you some juicy chisme, our ancestors would be proud cuz they were chismosos too.

Esquina de Chingaderas - We tackle some of the hottest chisme for the rich and famous cuz FK 'EM. If you are too busy surviving and have not heard about Brittany Spears dragging Ramen Noodles then don't trip we got all the deets for you here. Love is Blind S5, I know we late but that shit was so bad we couldn't look away. Once you get past the pods you are too invested to quit, we will tell you all about it. Adele released tickets for 2024 and we talk about our buying experience. Y'all are probably asking yourselves "didn't you just go see her" yes but its ADELE and mind your business 😂

High Conversations - Prende una vela no para los muertitos but for us cuz some of us roasted the dead instead of honoring 😬 We are like the sour patch kids 🤭 some one is getting their feet pulled for sure.

Tragrando w/the MJ Crew - We got a bad one y'all and its the Hello Kitty Cafe in Las Vegas. I am pretty sure they are all bad cuz its PROCESSED crap but we got cute pics from it.

Community Connections - Oso Good BBQ, Pocho & Plaza de la Raza are honorable mentions this week, don't miss out.

It's Halloween weekend so please be safe out there, check them kiddos candies and by checking I mean eat them cuz like I say FTK 🧙🏽‍♀️

COVID got us and we couldn't come to the mics because we were DYING! But we BACK!

Esquina de Chingaderas - Obviously we are talking about pinch COVID, Movie Concerts, and our Vegas stay.

High Conversations - We can not stop talking about our weekend with Adele and here we will give you all the juicy details.

Tragando w/the Mj Crew - Back in Vegas means we ate like Royalty cuz we are. Los Olives Ristorante was an experience and we want y'all to experience it soon!

Community Connections - We got free events for you to visit this weekend and even a preview of next weekend.

Adele just released her final show dates for Vegas. We are signed up and ready to get picked again for another date with her ❤️

We are three episodes into this season, were you even ready for us? This week we got a lot of interesting stories to share.

Esquina de Chingaderas - We talk about our new neighbors, 100 people killed at a wedding and they got the homie Tupac's murderer.

High Conversations - Discussing if we had 6 months to live is not easy. Bring some tissues and don't be afraid to cry.

Tragando w/the MJ Crew - When LFO said "Chinese food makes me sick" I wonder if they had ever had Chinese food from a place like Big Sky Bistro in Riverside.

Community Connections - Swapped out pop ups for vendors this week. We are hooking you up with vendors who got the goods you are looking for.

Don't get too sad on us because before you know it we will have another episode ready for y'all next week.

Another new episode? WTH!! Time flies when you are having fun and we are just getting started.

Esquina de Chingaderas - We talk about Las Vegas, Upcoming Concerts, Gas Prices and N'SYNC reunion.

High Conversations - Which one of us is the holiest of holy? Come find out as we discuss what drives our morals.

Tragando w/the MJ Crew - BS Taqueria in Las Vegas is the meal we discuss. I highly recommend this location because it was too good not to pass the word on.

Community Connections - We got a place for y'all to visit on Friday and Saturday. You can be lazy on Sunday 😉

Hope y'all enjoy another laughter filled episode and come back next week to see what other chingaderas we can get into for y'all.

After a much deserved break and a new format we are back! Grab your devils lettuce and munchies because we didn't come to play around.

Esquina de Chingaderas - We catch you up on where we have been, where we are going and where we wish to go.

High Conversations - Moving right into our main topic of the episode, that is the title, we discuss why we think this statement is true and our fears of denouncing the homie.

Tragando with the MaryJane Crew - Come with us on our adventure to dine rich at Old Brea Chop House. I should've ordered iced water with lemon.

Community Connections - We hook you up with some cools places to go check out this weekend. Let them know MJC sent you.

Hope y'all enjoy the episode and come back next week to see what chingaderas are waiting for you.

We will be looping you guys into the changes you should expect to hear this new season. We are excited to be back on the mics and can't wait for y'all to listen to our first episode of season 3. If you are coming back, thank you for being patient. If you are new here, welcome and buckle up cuz we don't fuck around. BYEEEEEEEEE!

The title says it all and if you want more details you need to press play 😊

I hope you are ready for Season 3!

We sit down to talk to Marty's kids and they are definitely HIS kids!! They look like him, have his twisted sense of humor (our sense of humor 😬) and say whatever is on their mind. Which is not always good but I am glad they are not shy.

If you think this episode will be like something out of a Disney movie, you got another thing coming.

I know we have been MIA but life has happened....like FOR REALS! I quit my job officially a month ago today (def want to do an episode on that 😈) As scary as it was it has been so LIBERATING and if your job is stressing you out beyond your salary I suggest you do the same. In this last month I have fallen in love with being free. I am off the hamster wheel and couldn't be happier. I am working on new things and hope in the near future I can share what those with y'all. Luis, my husband/co-host has been the most amazing man I have ever known. I have known this but this is on a whole other level. Maybe I will make an episode on it but warning you will have to bring those tissues. I Love You Guy. 

Now onto the episode. 

This episode was recorded in December and none of us knew this was our last Xmas break together. I miss these hoes and I hope when you tune in to this episode you understand why. 

I have been told my co workers are not my friends and I know why they say that, cuz most of them are not. But I hope these two cabronas are. Evalia and Chrystina thank you for being the best work buds a witch can ask for 💜 

Trying to get your content out there can be a little challenging and all you can hope is something goes viral enough to get traffic to your page. But what happens when something goes a little viral?? Well WE FOUND OUT!!

Special guest, Taylor aka Isaias, join us to discuss the pros and cons of going mini viral and all the stuff that comes with it. 

Get your strongest 🍃 light it up 🔥 and come on in 😜 

Happy 2023!!

Being outside in front of our house brought another vibe to this episode that I cannot even describe it in writing, y'all are going to have to believe us. 

We were on vacation and now back to close out the year with y'all because we are in NOVEMBER!!!! 😱 2023 is around the corner and a new season 😬 I can't stress about that yet because we want to finish this shit off strong. 

Get your hot coco, blanket, warm socks and press play, we've missed ya. 

We keep losing cool celebrities and this is starting to suck. RIP Leslie Jordan. 

Kanye was back on our minds cuz he just can't with myself but don't worry we don't get too much into it, we are saving that for another episode. While we were recording we had a very special guest do a quick cameo. When you hear who it is I bet you going to be thinking about them all night long. We discuss Lopez's last week's game and how we got ROBBED!!

We bring up dreams but only because of TikTok, you know that place where we learn about everything but do nothing with the info 🤦‍♀️ Work drama takes a chokehold of the rest of the episode and man I wish I would've kept recording because the convo after that was WAY MORE juicy. 

Grab your smokes and your snacks, it's time to press play. 

Visit our IG acct @maryjane_chingaderas and TikTok acct @maryjanechingaderas to keep up with all the madness outside of the episodes 😊 💚 🍃 💨 

We sit down with special guest Isaac Lopez, our kid, to discuss his grown ass looking ass man turning 18yrs old in 6 months 😯 I am not ready to have another adult living with me 😩 We show Isaac a TikTok video and discuss our thoughts, how we would handle it and you get to hear our reactions. If you want to see the video you gotta go visit our IG page, handle is @maryjane_chingaderas

We have a special message for an artist that we have been a fan of for like EVER!! We got a full weekend ahead of us and we let you in on those plans as well as prepare ourselves for HOTD finale 🐉 🔥 🏰 

Spark it up and come on in!

This week we recap on the KushStock event that took place over the weekend in Adelanto. Both Guicho's 3D Creations & MJC were there promoting/vending. It was such a long day and it gave us so much to reflect on after we came home. We discuss our 2nd year wedding anniversary and I (Mary) almost forgot 😬 Luis on the other hand don't forget important dates like that ♥️ Oldies lovers everywhere are mourning the passing of the very well known disc jockey in LA named Art Laboe. If you don't know who he is then I am glad you are here, we discuss the importance of Art Laboe and how his passing will be felt everywhere oldies play. We will miss your Sunday night dedications the most Art, thank you for connecting people near or far 🎶 

Benito gave us the experience of a life time, at the Sofi Stadium in Los Angeles this past Saturday. October 1st was made Bad Bunny Day in LA in honor of the man that is Benito Antonio Martinez Ocasio. I keep double checking his last name because that man gave me a night I will never forget the least I can do is double checking my damn spelling....YES, OK I am high but still it's Benito. 😩 I have the Bad Bunny Blues and do not know how to cure them. Well come on in and check out this episode where I basically blush just thinking of him *sighs in spanish*. IDK I think this might be my favorite episode of the season or the whole damn series. Viva San Benito!!

We come baring chismes! It is up to you if you stay to listen 😬 Does this make you a chismoso? 

1. Moisturizer in a Jar 

2. House of Dragons/Dahmer 

3. Chismes

4. Bad Bunny Concert - Oct. 1st

It's been a minute since I have witnessed Tia's at gatherings being savages but they are just another type of breed. They really do not give AF when it comes to saying things they do not like or agree with and spare no feelings. Is that what we want to be known for tho? 🤔 

The FBI might want to come recruit Lopez after he was able to solve a crime that none of us thought possible. You need someone found call Lopez he will do it within 2hrs or it can't be done 😂 

What would you do if you found out your other half had a little bastard? 😱 *gasps in spanish* Well listen in cuz all the shit that happened in just one day was enough to fill this episode and future ones if we really wanted to 😆. 

Is it Friday yet?

 Finding my groove on the podcast without smoking was not easy. almost 30 days without smoking cuz my lungs have not recovered since having COVID 😑 Gummies do not hit the same, not for the podcast at least. This episode is just Luis and I at home shooting the shit. In this episode we talk about:

- Manti Te'o on Netflix

- Solar Panel people are ANNOYING 😒 

- Jeanette McCurdy's "I'm glad my mom died"

- This Fool on Hulu

So get your edibles ready and press PLAY 

Want to see the crazy shit we do between episodes? Check out our Tiktik account @maryjanechingaderas or our IG account @maryjane_chingaderas

If you allow it this game will take over as it has here, in our Palm Springs trip, but don't worry we got you. 

Buckle Up, Pt.2 is just as funny 🤣 💀 🫡 

This episode and game are not for the faint of heart! If you play this game all the way and correctly someone is bound to walk away with their feelings hurt. That is what happens when you are asked to be honest and answer with the TRUTH. The truth is not always pretty but it is necessary. Some of us do not know how to handle that yet and that is where people walk away mad 😬 Not here or at least I have not heard they did 🤔 

This is PALM SPRINGS Pt. 2 pero en la noche! We had a lot of laughs and were beyond sober. 

Come in if you dare 😈 

P.S. Pt. 3 will drop next week 😉 

Every year we do a summer trip to Palm Springs to be with our friends and turn all the way UP! We were more than determined to not go down without a fight. We have been realizing that we are the older heads now but we were not going to let that reflect on our CarFax 😂 Shots, Edibles, more Shots and DANCING! 

But like every trip we have to come together and get in front of the mic to do what we do best, TALK 💩 We can be super childish pero asi nos llevamos, PESADO! 

Let us introduce you to our friends and all of our chisme 🍵 

If it wasn't for financial aid and loan sharks IDK where I would be, my credit wouldn't be as good I am guessing. There was a time when not working and still making it happen was a thing. I would always think back to this time and wonder how in the hell did I make it happen as a single mother with a baby. After talking to my sister I got to reflecting and realized financial aid saved my ass more ways than one. Yes I learned some awesome things while in college but that cash was the real life saver. I was a wild one in those days 😜 

This session we sat out in our back porch and for the first time in a long time this felt like a smoke session, I LOVED IT! I hope y'all enjoy this episode as much as we did making it. 

We got COVID but that could not keep us away from the mics. We sat down to discuss our second event at Four 2 Zero Night Market, we are put on the fifth floor in DTLA on 11th street between Santee and Los Angeles. The vibes are cool AF and the music is even better. 

Earlier this week we checked out Thor: Love & Thunder, def thought this could've been the place that gave us COVID. Even though this might be ground zero we enjoyed the movie and needed to discuss. We do not discuss the noisy kids but don't worry we got a video to post about that. 

We got a trip in two weeks and legit 11 days to get our health right before we go into that house. We are sweating bullets but not as much as our cousin Jose who asked if the trip was still on instead of asking about our health 🤔 

I sound like a vato but at the end of the episode mama bear comes out, dragging BD again 😂 thanks to Luis. 

if you think your Monday is rough, come check us out and feel a little better. 

We were coming back from lunch and went down another street we usually do not take and what do we find? VINYLS! I busted a bitch SO FAST told Luis to get them and we went back to work happy. Took us a minute to even start diving into the finds but once we did we were a little AMAZED. One man's trash is another man's treasure, right? 

Get your 🍃 💨 essentials and come on in to hear some tunes!

Conversations get a little wild when we are out in the quiet desert. TikTok has showed us ALOT of things but this new stuff is CRAZY! They say don't yuck their yum but 🤢 Being an elder millennial is not for the faint of heart 😂 Come on in and be ready to laugh because when we get together there is no stopping us. 3 special guests and one of the voices might seduce you, you have been warned. 

We had not recorded because we were left without words after what happened in Uvalde, Texas. And 30 days later to the fucken date we get smacked with another injustice, now the government does not think we need abortions so Roe v Wade was overturned last week. This episode was filmed before last week's news but funny enough we make a mention to 🦖 having more rights than us. Its a frustrating time to be live in the US but here we are fighting the good fight ALWAYS. Sit down we got some shit to talk about. 

While we were on the porch we really wanted to do an episode to thank you and acknowledge all of you. We never really talk about the part that y'all play in making this podcast a reality. I know y'all sit there and probably argue with us or agree with us about the topics we bring to the table. So this is for y'all. We appreciate everyone of y'all for listening in every week, MUCHAS MUCHAS GRACIAS! Enjoy!

If we had a meeting at midday and I asked you to move it forward two hours, what time would it be? 

Luis told me his answer and I was like "WAIT a DAMN minute, turn on the mics". So we talk about his answer that leads us to but how does this come to be 🤔 A little of 🍃 💨 and our curious minds take us through the thought 🎢  process. 

Are you buckled in? LET'S GO!!

Our First time going to Texas Road House and we have a lot to say. Not to mention career changes from our special guests and a new addition to the family. All that and so much more in this weeks episode so grab a delicious iced tea and get comfortable. 🥤

Getting old is not fun at all neither is typing this shit out with my fresh long ass nails. 

We get high, what's new, and come inside to talk about how we want to be remembered. More like how we will be remembered or how our legacy will live on. I had never really thought about how I can get my legacy or essence to live on for a while until I heard Steve-O talk about the reason he started recording himself. He thought that those videos could live on forever and little did he know that is literally what we will know him for.

Get your fav 🍃 and spark that shit up 🔥 let's get weird!

We give you the long awaited wrap-up to Love is Blind Season 2. Get ready to hear the ups the downs and shocking moments and our favorite participant. Listen to understand the hype. ❤️

Do you got neighbor beef? If so how juicy is it? USDA Approved type beef??

Well...we think we have a problem and are trying very hard to stay on the right side then on the slapped side. 

Usually I (Mary) am the only one that smokes on this podcast but today our co-host (Luis) decided to join the cool kids. This could've gone many different ways but it def didn't go right 😂 

Join us to hear the chisme. Sit back, light the 🍃 and 💨 we got a goody good one for y'all. 

What happens when you go on a hike 10 yrs later? 

You miss work cuz your calves hurt so much you can't walk. I was walking like...pasito tun tun pasito tun tun. 

But we did that shit and now its our Sunday morning thing, If we can do it so can you. 

Come in so you can hear all the crazy shit we have been up to and what is in the future for us. Will we continue the podcast? Or leave it all behind to live a life without pressure? 

Let's Find out!!

Does anyone else feel tired from social media? I sometimes wish I could give it up but that means giving up on all the things we are working on and "I can't go for that". We sit down with Turkish snacks and discuss how we have grown up with social media and how we have been affected by it. 

Millennials & Gen Z are in the building, we should've invited some boomers to this thing, 🤷‍♀️ oh well!

Let's Dive In!

Have you seen the TikTok's of people with an old people filter on and then returning to their "younger" days with Material Girl playing in the background? I have been listening to Material Girl non stop. Is it a coincidence or is God throwing indirectas? 

Luis & I are looking up at the sky and I start talking about planes being space ships and the conversation takes off. Literally, like a space ship from Star Wars. So buckle up fuckers this is going to get bumpy. 

If you are not insured by Survival or over 18 you should not take this ride.

We get very detailed about some of our past fun activities. This is what happens when you put the The Wife, The First Husband and The Second First Husband together on the mic. This is exactly what people talk about with friends and I think this has to be my favorite episode. So RAW and REAL, I def felt FREE. 

You've been WARNED but come on in, we will be gentle 😊 

First is First, a lot of Chingaderas will be said in this episode. 

Then we jump into what is Galentine, What is Valentine, Where did it come from and why is it so expensive?? So many questions very little answers. But we give you a look into next's week episode and we are EXCITED!!

Let's Go!!

In this episode Booboo and Taylor join us again to talk about our vision boards, the long awaited Dexter finale and podcast etiquette. Listen in and hear just how you can #moveyourassbitch #getoffyourassbitch #pushyourassbitch #twearkyourass and #expandyourass

Season 2 is HERE!! 

It's been a long 3 weeks and this episode welcomes you in with open arms. While editing the episode Luis mentioned that this sounded more personal because we talk about our pets, our little nieces and get into a very serious question. 

Is fried chicken and a fried egg, essentially, the same thing? We both got different views and Luis might not make it out of this episode alive 😈 

Get comfy and come on in to listen to our Chingaderas 🤗 

2022 come in and sit the fuck down DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!!! 

We are in Arizona and bringing in the New Year with family. Our special guests this week is the PEDROZA family, we sit down to talk about current events, near death experience, our trip so far and New Year traditions/goals. 

You want to hear a lot of shit talking and laughing this is definitely the episode for you. This is our last episode for the season, we will be back in a few weeks with SEASON 2. Thank you for listening to our Chingaderas this past year, we appreciate y'all 💜 

If you miss us too much you can always follow our TikTok account @mjchingeras or on Instagram @maryjane_chingaderas

Til next season BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Join us on the 2nd to last episode of the year and also the season. Want to hear about a show that blows my mind right now especially when I am elevated? Believe me if you watched it high you would appreciate it too. WTF is up with people sometimes not putting actors age up but almost ALWAYS putting the females on blast? We dive a little into that while also bring up Luis's First Pedi 🤩 Come on you know you want to.....

MaryJane Y Chingaderas bring you an episode on Xmas Eve 🌲 We thank y'all for listening to us this year and wish all of y'all filthy animals una Feliz Navidad. On this episode we discuss Holiday Blues, SATC Just Like That, our last wish and what Xmas means/meant for us. As we get older the bullshit we were fed changes and sometimes that means the holidays change with us. It might not be the same but we doing it OUR WAY BABY!! 

12/12/21 The day Chente died. We have been lagging to get back to the mic, Holidays Blues SUCK, but there was no place I would rather be than at the mic talking to y'all about this. We dive into the party we had back in October, on our last episode we left off right before the party happened. Join us to cry, laugh and chill on one of the last episodes of the year/season. I missed y'all!!

I know, I KNOW, we lagging it but we planning a party DAMNIT! Any who! Aqui you got the next episode Brown People Scary Shit! We talk about some of the well known scary stories we all know and love. Plus we talk about the shit our peeps would scare us with cuz there aint nothing scarier than Childhood Trauma 😬 😭 ooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooo 👻 

It's the month of October, we reserve the month for all spooky shit. This episode we discuss American urban legends aka white people scary. Come on in to listen to these sad spooky stories.

We are planning for our one year anniversary celebration and it has been stressful!! Our parents went all out for parties but we aint them we Ballin' on a Budget. Join us on esta triste historia.

There are subliminal messages in music??? Domestic Violence, Military Recruitment and much more. We ain't experts but we got opinions. Online dating, find out how our profiles were not even compatible but somehow here we are. While we discuss these things we realize how much technology has grown and without it LITERALLY we would not be here for y'all to enjoy all this content 😊 See....everything does happen for a reason 🌻 

Everyone is back to school and dealing with COVID, back stabbing friends and HOMEWORK! how do they manage to deal with everyday struggles and keep their grades up? jump on in to find out 🍎 🏫 📚 👩‍🏫 Plus we talk about the quince we went to and the fun we had at mass.

Victoria at Target had me ALL THE WAY fucked up and y'all get to hear about it too. We discuss beautiful brown men, the perfect high (half of lamb's bread) and a bunch of other chingaderas. You don't want to miss it 😊 

P.S. WTF is Kanye doing? 🤔 

I smoked 🍃 💨 something called Lamb's Bread and that shit had me everywhere but here. No matter what the show went on! On this episode we discuss carpooling, biking, lessons learned from friend's parents, and quinceañeras. Come on in to join the journey of this high. 

I ain't saying shit, GO LISTEN 😊 

Luis & I (Mary) have got to know each other on a deeper level and its all due to WEED!! We sit out on the porch and I smoke, during these sessions we have had the wildest convos. I have always wanted to get those convos behind the mic and we never make it cuz the setting up process takes a min. Today we bring a Porch Convo to you and we really hope you enjoy it. 

We start discussing Summer Blockbusters and we have to start with the first movie ever considered a "blockbuster", JAWS. All while going down the timeline. We discuss our favorites or skip over the ok ones but we still end up talking about ALL OF IT! Jaws came out in 1975 and we stop right after Independence Day, 1996, 🇺🇸 👽 (that's a fucken good movie). We are joined by two special guest who kinda know what they are talking about 😜 Let's go down memory lane with some of the most iconic Summer Blockbuster. This is only part 1 😅 

We talk about the following in this order:

- Luis also got sick (💩)

- Luis throwing up before going into clubs YUCK!!!

- Mary gets her stories mixed up about her beating someone up (vodka) IYKYK

- Mary cries while we talk about the show The Office

- Dogs start to cry

- Outro (Curtain Call)

This week Mary has been SO SICK, she missed all week of work 😱 but don't worry she is still kicking 😂 This week we sit down to discuss her 🌮 🔔 experience. We share a story about Isaac and his money spending ways, that involve a girl 🤦‍♀️ Mary has an epiphany mid episode (those are fun) and we talk about a show we found recently, Seat Belt Psychic. 

Come in because you love us and stay for the laughs. 

What have you felt when you have tried drugs? Have drugs changed your life? Have they fucked up your life? 

We sit down to discuss what we have experienced and how they make us feel. Everyone has something different to say but we go beyond your normal experience, did someone say super natural experience? 👀 

Join to listen in on all our craziness. Safe Travels 😊 

We sit down to to discuss the differences between the two and see where do we stand. We got two special guests and you know when guests come on its usually ALOT of chisme and shit talking, we'll call that a bonus! Plus!! We learned how to add a fart noise 🤯 Millennials 1 - Gen Z 0

We all want to make the big bucks but once we do NOBODY knows how to ACT! So take a drink from some of that "Act Right" juice and listen up! Don't be the dummy with so much money but nothing to show for it. We are not experts but our shit ain't too shabby join us for some advice and a whole lot of CHINGADERAS!!

During an outside afternoon sesh Mary turned to Luis and said "I think Prince Eric is the dumbest Prince from Disney". As we started to debate it and name it we thought this would make a good episode since Who Does Not ❤️ Disney?! We hope this ignites them fun conversations at home, throw in the kids, we all got opinions.

This episode was suppose to be about "Summer Series: Castigos & Babysitters" but quickly it took a sharp turn left 🤯 😱 We do not want to shy away from the convos we have around these mics because doing so we would not be authentic to ourselves and the story telling process. Please be advised that this episode could be triggering and please proceed with caution. Much 💜  

We sit down with DogeCoin Expert, my dad, to talk about stocks. Everyone and their mama is talking about stocks so we decided to try to understand it a bit better by having a convo with someone who is currently investing my inheritance. Join us as we try to figure out how to get rich and retire ASAP!!

We compare summer jobs, then vs now, and find out where Isaac stands in the whole summer job debate.

OMG!!! Mary almost died twice this week, there was Cinco de Mayo and now Mother's Day is approaching. Let's see how Luis and Mary handle all the celebration.

We talk about our 4/20 and our connections and memories with weed.  

We are addicted to reality shows and if you are too, this is the episode for you! We discuss our favs and talk shit about the ones we least like but like a train wreck we cannot look away. Ugh, the struggle is REAL!!

Isaac turns sixteen and we discuss what it was like for us being that age.

We talk about being exposed to things too soon and remembering the shit our parents exposed/traumatized us with. We got 3 special guest on this episode and it takes it to another level, TRUST US!! 

You 'member translating for your parents or your grandparents? Have you been stared at funny for speaking Spanish or your native language? Well then this episode is for YOU!! In case you didn't know Se Habla Español. 

Weed + Conspiracy Theories = Good Convos! We talk about sperm in space, COVID vaccine (28 days later), returning to schools and some other things I cannot remember. I need to lay off the edibles 😉 SIKE!  

We sit down with Mary's dad, Eddie, and sister, Viv, to talking about Marty. Marty died in 2013 and this is the first time they get high to talk about him. We also got some people to send in stories because all the people that knew Marty definitely have a story to tell. 

We miss and love you Marty 💜 

We talk about everyone's favorite pastime, we talk about how much shit has changed, and avoiding the place we have to visit when we get the plague.

The doorbell rings who could it be? I might need a new editing person, know anyone? Cannabis and being a parent of a teenager FML. We got parent issues let's scratch the surface.

BooBoo as special guest to sit and talk about food we ate, Mexico trip, Weekend stuff and scary movies.

We discuss how we have been violated by someone else's gassy ass. It's the Lunar New Year, Happy Year of the Ox. Do you know how to get your mojo back? Join us to find out.

Come get to hear us talk about ourselves. How original. We talk about the good, the bad and the ugly... Don't miss out.