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Jim meets his dad for the first time and they share the love. Already. After five seconds. As grown men.

The most important thing though is that, with the power and strength of his friends and family, Jim is going to make a recovery. He's in pain, but pain can't stop this titan of a man.

Our boys walk towards the camera on their way to board the 'Live-4-Ever' as the last of the proper footage freezes before us.

Then, the immortal words are shown for the first time...

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HE'S THE FATHER? HIM?!?!? THIS CHILD?!?!?

OK, sure, whatever... I guess this is where we're going with things...

The good news, however, is that Jim is going to be fine! Somehow the sword missed every single vital organ - what a stroke of luck! Now he can meet this FAKE grifter pretending to be one of his parents - how lovely.

Mr Brown, is it?

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The blood of Yashito stains his once pristine robes. Mark can rest easy.

OR NOT! He has to get Jim to the hospital - and fast! John has managed to shake off the blood lust long enough to drive the car AND put a shirt on. I think he's going to be alright, folks.

Will Jim, however? Our gang line up in the waiting room alongside a mysterious new visitor...

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Muddy Mark and Yucky Yashito are both ready to finish the fight once and for all. After seemingly defeating his foe, Mr Dragon walks away... only to be beset by a blade! Using the very tactics that he taught us all earlier, our hero turns the knife on the wielder. Yashito is defeated. It's over... it's finally over. Jim will be smiling down on this, I'm sure. Unless...

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Mark and Yashito (Jeff?) are locked in deadly combat - katanas, knives, kicks - it's all here as it's all on the line. Mark even attempts a little superpower, but sadly can't seem to successfully catch a flying blade. Better luck next time.

After delivering a devastating Dirty Deeds, how will Yashito get back into this thing? FIGHT FOREVER! FIGHT FOREVER! FIGHT FOREVER!

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Yashito is prepared, Yashito is ready - the meditation is done, the magic Naruto hand spells are in effect and the fool has been punished. It's time to take this war all the way to... the bottom of his pathway or something. WHERE THE HELL ARE THESE GUYS FIGHTING ANYWAY?!?!?

The biggest showdown since Mark vs Jeff is now on as the final battle to end all final battles is here, Taekwondo family.

Dattebayo!

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The war rages on and the ninja squad show no signs of getting back into the game. Dragon Sound have firmly established control as they cut shoulders in two, slice faces in half and even find time for a light jog. Nobody can defeat the Sensei of Swole and his 24 inch pythons, brother! Now crawl for me...

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John slices and dices through ninja nobodies and this guy’s innards continue to fly out with abandon.

Oh yeah, drown him too! AND STAB HIM AGAIN! RUB THAT SALT INTO THE WOUND, BABY!

Mark is feeling all of the feels. He's about to have a Menty B and I don't think we can blame him at this point - let it all out. Push out the jive, bring in the love.

THE LOVE OF NINJA SLAYING, THAT IS!

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John has gone from an angry man to the Doom Slayer incarnate - time to rip and tear. No mercy!

Mark is feeling the same kind of way as he stabs a fool of his own. Jim must be both protected AND avenged. A double whammy!

As the crimson flows (and explodes), join our duo on this wild ride of blades and booze.

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Jim is slowly expiring as Mark drags him through dirt and ditches, water and swampland, all in an effort to... comfort him? Mark seems to know that hope is lost. Meanwhile, John fights on for his fallen friend, taking revenge on these fools with no pity in his heart. He's certainly got a katana for theirs, however!

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Jeff's death shall be avenged! In the most tragic way for Dragon Sound fans and orpan-enthusiasts alike.

This week we see Mark desperately attempting to keep Jim out of the way of the oncoming ninja onslaught. Jim's tie is sadly a fatality in the skirmish... and Jim himself may very well be next.

Our hero goes down in the most dramatic of fashions as we all shed a tear for our boy.

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"Here in my car I feel safest of all I can lock all my doors It's the only way to live in cars"

Ninjas...

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Jane is here to reconnect with her love. She's done a lot of soul searching over the last... day? Two days? The grieving is done, apparently - it's time to get back to romance, baby.

Mark and John get Jim to the car, ready for his big meeting with pop. Apparently there's going to be NEON SIGNS and everything upon their return. Let's see if that ends up happening...

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Jim's happiest day is fast approaching, so Mark and John take him to buy his first big boy suit - the former even using his dad-kwon-do to teach tie tying! He's all grown up *tear*. Once he's got the 'fit, they head back home just in time for Jane to... kind of... sort of... maybe... briefly... mention the whole dead brother thing. Oof...

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Jim opens the mail, like he does every morning. There's never anything there, is there? Never anything of worth anyway. A newspaper, some brochures, junk... except today there's one a daddy waiting just for him! In the literal sense. OH MY GOOOOOOOOD!

Jim was surprised... and the Miami Minutes team may just had a surprise addition of their own this time...

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The Miami Ninja are gearing up for the showdown to end all showdowns... but all Yashito can think of is good times with his now-deceased boy. Remember the fun they used to have at business meetings? Lost now like tears in rain.

Meanwhile, Jim sashay's to the mailbox and finds something rather important...

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It's the end of an era as a fan-favourite meets his demise. He may be evil, but he was the king our hearts... and beards. Has Mark gone too far? Was it justified? Was it deliberate? Our duo may be at odds on this one!

Yashito feels a great disturbance in the force, as if his beloved suddenly fell silent...

It's time to rally the Miami Ninja! The final showdown awaits!

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The ultimate showdown has arrived - Jeff vs Mark! The irresistible force meets the immovable object! It's the Ultimate Challenge! Icon vs Icon! And so forth...

Things get a little hardcore as the use of weapons is taken up a notch. Poor Jim can't hold his own on the conflict - time to tag John back into the fray.

It's time to go pipe on pipe!

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Mark isn't playing around. It's time to CRUSH, KILL, DESTROY! You wanna get nuts? LET'S GET NUTS!

Jim enters the battle, to the best of his ability at least. He's trying guys, let's cut him some slack here. He even goes full Metal Gear Solid with the stealth tactics!

Has Jeff done anything yet? You just might be in for a surprise...

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The Battle of Tom Creek continues to rage! Our Dynamic Duo are locked in Mortal Kombat... but they're making light work of these fools!

Jeff - how about helping your boys, huh? Get out of that k-hole, man.

BEARHUG TIME! Will he tap? Will he pass out? Can anything stop Markamania?

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I'm a joker I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker I get my lovin' on the run Ooh, whoo, ooh, whoo!

Not for long though - Mark is here to POP THOSE VEINS, BABY! Bursting onto the scene, our 'hero' takes it upon himself to utterly annihilate the enemy, no holds barred. Lives are on the line this week as The Dragon gets deadly.

Will the crew come back from this swift shift?

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Hillbilly Dexy flips his lid ONE MORE TIME and we get his classic line yet again - can anybody really get enough of this? The guy is cinematic gold. Meanwhile, Dragon Sound begin their sneak attack and take two fools out of the game. Two more on the way? You better believe it - MARK IS A MACHINE! Can the boys rescue him in time?!?!?

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We chow down on a little salami this week as the ogling continues unabated. It's not long before we move on, however... on to the crucifixion! By his wounds, we were healed. One man changed the world forever... and that man is Tom from Dragon Sound.

Can the boys rescue him in time?!?!?

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No pizza for Tom - he's battered, bruised and dragged to his new prison. Things have escalated! While he lays there in agony, Vader, Kid Rock and Floyd partake in a little poppin' 'n' lockin' - just don't do that voice ever again, man.

Will Jane be able to free Tom? Does she even know that he's there? IS he there? WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!?

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Pizza Hut ain't gonna know what's hit it when these hungry bad boys burst onto the scene - gimme that grease!

First, Tom has to park the car. Alone. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?!?!? He certainly won't get jumped and dragged away... will he?

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Pizza? PIZZA! We did good today, we deserve it.

As our celebrity rockers meet and greet the fans at the University, they are being watched and followed by a shadowy group. You can't evade Vader and co, fools.

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Get these down ya, if you know what's good for ya!

It's breakfast time with the boys and if you want that doughnut you'd better have your fruit first, kid. 

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Join us for a very cultured episode as we join the DS boys for a spot of reading, studying and bettering ourselves. Snuggle up under your U-Haul blanket, grab a glass of milk and open your mind to the teachings of this stoic master of the house. 

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This week is full of broshakes, pointless hats, tiny beers and large chests. The shindig continues as Mr Hairy himself, Jeff, gets a little loose with his boss/love interest Yashito.

Oh and nails go where nails shouldn't!

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The party rolls on as Jeff and the gang roll into view - it's not time for business, it's time to ROCK! And lovingly choke a big bear, whatever.

How's about a smooch for this simp?

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It's party time, baby! The biker gang hit the booze and have a good ol' shindig - it's time to get wild, to get rowdy, to get NAKED... with the tough guys! Two Jägerbombs aren't enough!

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The professional Police Buffoons (every department HAS to have some, by law) assume that this has all been a job well done and they bumble back to base. Good work, lads.

Meanwhile, Yashito has gathered his boys up for a badass bike ride, showing what real TOUGH GUYS they all are.

Cruise with our crew once again, orphan family.

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The cops are here to break up this man-on-man action. EVERYBODY SCRAM!

It doesn't really seem like they know what they're doing, so I guess both the good guys and the bad have an advantage here. TO THE FRIENDSMOBILE!

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Mark, the Train Track Terror, is in full force as he grapples and grasps and leaves his enemies gasping - literally! IT'S STRANGLING TIME!

John is trying to get to a better position and manages to lure his poor victims out into the middle of nowhere in order to deliver a hellacious beatdown on these fools and even Kid Rock too. Can't say he doesn't deserve it like...

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The great train track showdown is about to hit full gear as Dexy and the gang declare our Dragon lads to be dead meat whoreson knaves! These truly are Streets of Rage.

From kitchen knives all the way to trains themselves, no weapon is off limits in this brawl to end it all!

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We’re back as the King of Parkour debuts this new artform. He’s rushing to tell his boys - Dragon Sound are here and they’re looking to FIGHT!

Jack is psyching himself up for the rumble ahead - he's gonna chop that confidence right into himself!

As the crew arrive there's a tense stalemate... who will make the first move? The first attack? THE FIRST MISTAKE?

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Our evil doers might look relaxed but they're also ready to roll. ready to rumble, ready to RIOT! Once Dragon Sound arrive on the scene they're dead meat - click, click.

The boys aren't afraid though - they're on there way and they're down to clown. Mark is suited and booted - the war is on.

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Jeff is being a bit of a scamp and his sister tells him to just stop it, alright? Don't be a meanie! I'm not sure she's really 'getting' the gravity of this whole situation...

The big bro goes into full on control mode - do what I say and everything will be fine. No more hanging out with crap musicians - only good ones, damn it!

Is Jane teasing a heel turn?

Anyway, she heads home and the next day Jeff is back to chillin' with the homies. No cares in the world this guy... except for that bloody band!

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We’re back as the gang have found a mysterious note left on their car. It's Jeff and he wants to meet at the railroad tracks. There are only two real outcomes from that... fightin' or lovin'. Which will it be dude?

Jane heads down to the gym to set her brother straight. Leave those kids alone! No hugs for you either.

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The boys are bigging up Big Uncle once more. He took those guys on all by himself! WITH THE POWER OF HIS HEART! AND MIND!

As Mark demonstrates his mastery of the toe-based arts once more, we hear his thoughts on taekwondo as a whole - basically, it's THE BEST. Yep, better than all the rest.

But wait... a love letter? SHUT UP, DAMN IT!

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These ruffians continue to belittle and defraud poor Uncle Song... but it's the last mistake they're ever gonna make!

The master is finally pushed too far and he springs into action - time to annihilate these FOOLS!

The Dragon Sound boys arrive to offer backup... but none is needed. Is Song proud of this moment? No - he simply did what needed to be done.

Anyway, anybody want a sub?

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Jack elaborates on his tour plans and also wants to visit all of the different taekwondo schools. Sensible, friendly and ambassador-like or a crazy imposition and taking advantage of people's hospitality? YOU DECIDE!

All Mark cares about is food and we can all relate - but oh crap, the boys are supposed to be at Uncle Song's place!

I'm not sure he's noticed to be honest as he has his own issues - a gang of scantily-clad ruffians aren't willing to pay and they're about to get physical about it! Can Song keep his cool?

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John promises to protect Jack, to protect the whole damn family. We've got a regular Dominic Toretto over here.

Mark explains his history a little - he came here and had nobody and nothing to his name. Look at the empire he has created - a gang of hard rockin' orphan badasses! Or something like that.

Jack is back to his usual self now and the mention of “the world” has given him an idea. Not a little idea, A GRAND IDEA! A WORLD TOUR BABY!

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Mark approves of the board-breaking idea, doing it during the set and that. He doesn’t sound TOO enthusiastic though does he?

The gang also decide to write ANOTHER taekwondo song, which might be one too many at this point but okay, at least they know their gimmick.

Jack is put off playing the club again because of how they all got jumped. Also, it sounds like Jeff is there basically every single day, so I guess there’s no avoiding him. Gotta deal with that damn gang!

Mark lays it all on the table - that job at the club is paying for their schooling. No job, no money, no school. WHAT DO THEY DO?!?!?

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Ten Million Weeks of Taekwondo (toe?) continues… I think we’re basically doing a challenge at this point.

Mark may fumble with a knife but he isn't a total klutz - this dude brings the ruckus... especially to noses!

Boards get broken, bricks get bashed... then it's off for a nice, refreshing Pepsi...

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Jack looks super grateful that this god of a man, this arbiter of life and death, has spared him. Oh great one, I am lowly in comparison to thee! Another lovely bow is exchanged before Jack takes a seat once more - ON THE FLOOR, WHERE HE BELONGS!

Up steps John, ready for the challenge... of performing the choreographed manoeuvres. One Mark destroys that fly it's ready for some knife action! Stabby stab stab...

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We are given the honour of receiving Master Kim’s bow. That’s a good bow, not a shit bow.

Wordlessly, Jack decides to get up to take Mark on and... oh boy... this kid gets SCHOOLED by the king himself. Watch and learn, child - your superior is showing you how it's done.

Mark fists hard, He-Man... and he could certainly fist them all.

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Mark is showing the boys how it’s done! Korean style! We're in for a treat this week, students... the Master himself is here to school us all. Thousands attend this kind of thing... just not today.

Oh yeah... no drinks either!

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Jeff and the bad boys enter the gym. There is stunned silence. Nobody has ever witnessed anything so cool, so badass, so AWESOME.

Dexy and his crew remove their sunglasses out of respect and lay their cards on the table - they might be a terrible band, they might have got their butts kicked into oblivion... but they want to join the gang, damn it! LET THEM IN!

From awful deals and broken noses to criminal summits and doboks galore, we've got it all today, family!

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Pump that iron, feel the burn, overshoot the extreme, maxing the envelope and so forth... and always wear (in)appropriate attire while doing it! We get a glimpse of the bad guy gym this week, since bad guys can't just work out at regular gyms. You needs to do EVIL training! From Big Van Vader to weird incel Kid Rock, this sportatorium has it all... including a special guest appearance by Dexy himself!

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The baddie patrol is still in full swing as our boys are on the lookout for the fine ladies of the beach. Things go a bit 'Benny Hill' as Tom conveniently falls onto a woman's chest. Uhh... I think you can get in some legal trouble for that, dude.

After beating the boys off with their shoes, we then WITNESS A FRONT THREE-QUARTER VIEW OF TWO ADULTS SHARING A TENDER MOMENT.

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We’re back as the cool crew cruise the beach. Bodacious.

While Jim hangs out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride the gang engage in some light sexual harassment. What larks! Make it with a rock star, baby!

The most important thing this week? Doing your little jig, of course! Woo those ladies in style!

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Jim is still bawling his eyes out but he knew that one day he'd find his dear ol' deadbeat papa! Dead OR alive, it doesn't matter - just gimme that daddy!

The tone shifts as the gang head to the beach to be absolute pervy weirdos. That'll cheer everybody up! Beach, booty and babes... what more could these dudes want? AN ATV OF COURSE!

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The boys listen intently to this familial tale of woe. Some serious male bonding is going on right now, everybody.

We find out the full story of Jim's parents, all the way from loyalty to complete abandonment. Real loyal...

Also, where the hell did Jim grow up?!?!?

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A bombshell falls this week as Jim reveals a huge secret... HE'S NO ORPHAN! Well, technically he's not... I think this is all splitting hairs, but Mark and the crew are SHOCKED!

This should be a lesson: don't pressure people into telling you stuff! Just drink a Michelob and chill.

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Somehow, Dexy has returned... only to get beaten to a pulp!

Our boys have survived and they head back to their swingin' bachelor pad for some cool beers and hot showers... as well as some light bullying.

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Tactical retreat is the name of the game this week, family... but that doesn't mean that our boys aren't going to take some bozos down along the way! Mark is on fire as he unleashes the beast - no kidney or face is safe. Get these hands!

It's not just The Korean Killer in full flow either - John shows just to utilise that gangly frame of his. BAM!

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We’re back as our heroes are still getting hassled, man. John has a little sob story and Dexy ain't having it - he's gonna show 'em! The boys aren't drinking so are offered a delicious, refreshing, beer. Isn't that nice of these ruffians? So generous! Somehow this lovely act turns into madness and an all-out brawl though! It's time for action, not words.

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These ruffians are ready to throw down but our boys have cool heads and an even cooler leader. Mark isn't taking any disrespect - you suckers better listen when he says that there's gonna be no trouble tonight... or else! They just got this job from agent so take it up with that bozo instead.

Get out of this god damned town? MAKE US!

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We’re back as the villainous group are still hot on the tail of our heroes - they’re tailing that car with ill intent! Pretty soon they've got them trapped and it's all about that Warriors action - DRAGON SOUND, COME OUT TO PLAAAAY-AAAAAY!

Unsurprisingly, our dudes are... surprised. What the hell did they do?!?!?

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Against The Ninja Month is no more, so let's go out with a bang... AND WHAT A BANG!

It's pyro galore today on the show as our house band end this number in style. Once their job is done the crew hop into their car (and almost fail to pull it off, but I digress) and hit the road for some post-show partying... but who's this following?

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This exhibition of rock excellence from the Dragon crew continues as they double down on their pledge to eradicate the ninja menace once and for all... all while wearing snazzy trousers and wanking that fretboard! Lovely stuff.

TAE-KWON! TAE-KWON!

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Florida is just rife with people being slain left, right and centre it seems. So much so that these rockin' kids are taking those damn murdering ninjas to task! IN SONG!

To render this evil war no more Dragon Sound hit the stage and prepare to even up the score. It's not just being superstars that's a way of life for this crew - it's also KICKING ASS!

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The gang hit the stage once more, this time to declare their life's goal: TO DESTROY ALL NINJAS! Ninjas suck, yo.

This group of college kids also vow to defeat the entire concept of sin, which is a pretty lofty ambition to be perfectly honest. 

Kick, punch, it's all in the mind...

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We’re back as our ninja death squad are performing kata while Jeff and Yashito have an unusually formal meeting. Trying to impress somebody, guys? Laddie sees ya.

Anyway, the important thing is to stop Jane hanging around with that damn band! How can they control the area with a prominent pop-rock group there?

Our Dragon dudes head to Uncle Song's place to get some quick grub, which feel a little disrespectful but okay.

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We hear a phone ringing: it’s Jeff trying to get hold of Yashito, but he’s tied up with some business. Like, ninja business or what? Or is he just playing hard to get? You cheeky scamp you! I prefer Horsemen business myself (deep cut).

We also see Yashito's pretty sweet digs. This guy is rolling in the dough and even puts on a nice little display for the business deal. You think of everything!

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The group of shady characters approach our club owner and things get heated FAST. It turns out they've been fired by him and they want payback, damn it - no kiddie songs with these guys, no siree!

Our guy isn't gonna take it, however... he's ready to thrown down! CATCH THESE HANDS, CHUMP!

Next time they're gonna kill his ass!

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Two households, both alike in dignity,

In fair Miami... or Orlando... where we lay our scene,

Quarrelling over tender hearts, familial mutiny,

Our star-cross'd lovers are not scared of getting mean - NOT AT ALL!

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Jeff and co. roll into view in their swanky Merc. Either crime pays or they're thieves with an eye for quality.

He isn't happy though - he ain't having his sister hanging out with this son of a bitch! NO FRIENDS ALLOWED! And if you wanna test him you'll get smacked straight down, fool. Don't mess with GI Action Joe Man.

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JANE DOESN'T LIKE HER BROTHER?!?!? Oh that's going too far, think of everything he's done for you!

Oh, wait, he's a jealous jerk who hates love and friendship? Fair enough then girl, hate away.

As the ol' walk-and-talk continues, Jane also reveals the tragedy of her parents. This conversation got a little too deep a little too quickly!

A convoy of cars sssssccccrrrrreeeeeeaaaaacccccchhhhh into view. COULD THIS BE JEFF?!?!?

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We're back in NERD CITY as these dorky Poindexters get to work on these circles. GET A LIFE!

John decides that his day is more important than everybody else's so tries to sneak Jane out of class for... a stroll? A QUIZZING?!?!? Time for some family background.

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Dragon Sound wrap up their number as Jeff and Yashito have a wee clink of the cocktails - these boys are gonna be going all night, baby!

The following morning we head to the University of Central Florida, where only ORPANS are allowed to attend. We learn that the computer programming team came in fourth place in the international competition! Jane has a lot to live up to with her circles.

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Loyalty and honesty are top of the bill once more as our sweet boys continue rocking out. We delve into this fantastic honeycomb drumkit, Mark's interesting concept of guitar work and the top quality show being provided by Pink Floyd's lighting team.

Kim A go-go!

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The band are grooving like only they can but it does nothing to quell Jeff's fit of rage. HOW COULD JANE BETRAY HIM LIKE THIS?!?!? After all, she's not supposed to be here...

Yashito grabs the boys and the villainous combo take a seat TO WITNESS A FRONT THREE-QUARTER VIEW OF TWO ADULTS SHARING A TENDER MOMENT!

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Oh yeah and Jeff is annoyed. What's new there?

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Our gang of real tough guys, under the leadership of the mysterious Jeff, await Yashito and co. Once it's established that they indeed have the BEST coke around, everybody heads into Central Florida's hottest nightclub - Park Avenue! It's not long before our super smooth MC begins the introduction for a band that will change the face of music FOREVER...

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We're escaping from Miami - ESCAPING WITH OUR LIVES! Then again, we've got no fear of death anyway... what of it? Feel my left foot of wrath!

As the bikers continue their escapades we see ol' Yashito putting on a show for the boys. A hot and spicy one at that!

With a high kick we'll make sure "violence" is this week's motto.

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Yashito takes all the credit for the job succeeding and rightfully so - what did these losers do? They'd better make no more mistakes!

Cut to our villains hitting the road in their other guises - they're bikers by day, after all. They're here to steal all your cocaine ALONG WITH YOUR LIFE! Damn, that's rough. Leave a little something, jeez.

As they pledge to strike with no mercy and embrace their inner Cobra Kai, we can only wonder where it is they're heading...

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We’re back as the insanely loud bike ninjas continue their getaway, drugs and cash in tow. More importantly, we get our first glimpse of the secret dojo!

Meet Yashito. He's a lovely chap, but he's missing something important... THE MONEY! Something tells me he isn't letting this slide...

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The most vicious, most deadly, battle of all time continues to tear the city apart! Well, the beachfront at least.

Can you stab with a katana? Find the answers here, folks!

Reckless Uzi fire, slicing and dicing and missing arms - this minute is action, action, ACTION!

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The ninja menace weathers the storm (and Uzi fire) but one of the gangsters attempts to flee with the goods... only to find himself in CHOP-py waters.

DAMN IT, YOU CAN’T DEFEAT ONE NINJA, LET ALONE COUNTLESS NINJA! GIVE UP! WHITE FLAG IT, DUDES!

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The deal is done... FINALLY! A firm handshake seals it and we're out of here. Great episode, everyone.

WAIT! THE NINJAS STRIKE! A secret shuriken stabs and the goons go for the guns. It's on, baby! Just don't forget to sample the merchandise first.

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The deal is ready to go down as a million James Hurleys emerge from the woods and hop on those hogs. Only the finest from Columbia, right?

A ninja watches over the proceedings from his perch with the spirit of an owl... BUT WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON?!?!?

From high to low, we see more stealthy sorts shimmying along slyly, surely up to no good.

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The connection is finally forged as the movie begins with a bang! Well, a funky tune anyway... and a little film history lesson!

We also see the beginnings of some shady and suspicious sorts scheming down by the waterfront... WITH UZIS! Call me crazy, but I think they might be up to no good...

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The ball gets rolling today... or more accurately, the fists start a-flyin'! Our tough Tae Kwon Do team tackle the origins of the movie Miami Connection as well as looking into the aftermath and impact on the life of one Grandmaster Y.K. Kim!

Tag with us on this introductory adventure! Once the season begins proper the episodes will be releasing weekly. Help our duo go AGAINST THE NINJA!

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