MOVIE! MOVIE! Improv

Just in time for Halloween! A BIT Comedy Network mini-feature film with all the fixings of a Halloween classic. A haunted inn, storms, knitting/crocheting, tea, bad weather, and of course...nipples!

As always, MOVIE! MOVIE! is 100% unscripted. Music and some sound effects were added in post.

If you enjoy MOVIE! MOVIE! follow, rate, and share it with your friends! Tell them Billy $*@#ing Merritt recommends it.

DIRECTOR/CREATOR: Billy Merritt EDITOR/PRODUCER: Hill Kane GUEST EDITOR: Jim Tripp CAST:

Dean Aisles Konrad Andrew Terry Armstrong Luke Bovard Margot Escott Brent Kohler Don Slovin Jim Tripp Katya Vasilky

Musical compositions and sound effects are licensed from Pixabay.com (a very cool royalty-free resource).

"Movie! Movie!" Improv is part of The BIT Comedy Network.

Production Assistance, Audio Production & Graphics/Art by Hill Kane of Raising Kane Media + Marketing.

Hosting Platform: Libsyn.com

"The BIT" and "The BIT Comedy Network" are Trademarks owned by Billy Merritt © 2024 - 2025 Billy Merritt - All Rights Reserved

Inquiries + Notices + Requests: TheBitComedyNetwork@gmail.com

What would summer be without a blockbuster movie set in a summer camp? It would be sucky...that's what it would be!

Never fear, Billy Merritt and his BIT Comedy Network Players have released a new summer camp classic full of fantasical creatures like wizards, dragons, krakkens, centaurs, goblins, milipedes and more!

Did I mention it's a documentary?

BIT loves releasing movies in conjunction with holidays and it's Labor Day Weekend in the U.S.

YOU ARE WELCOME.

Why not grab an adult beverage and some snacky snacks and enjoy this improvised masterpiece.

As always, MOVIE! MOVIE! is 100% unscripted. Music and some sound effects were added in post.

If you enjoy MOVIE! MOVIE! follow, rate, and share it with your friends! Tell them Billy $*@#ing Merritt recommends it.

DIRECTOR/CREATOR: Billy Merritt EDITOR/PRODUCER: Hill Kane CAST:

MARTY D'BERGERON (documentarian) - Billy Merritt WILLEMENA (crafts/swords/novels) | LUELLA (goblin camper) - Peg Davis VERLIN (the older-than-dirt wizard) - Luke Bovard GERALDINIA "Gerry" (stoic security captain) - Hill Kane TRISTAN (mediocre camp director) - Brent Kohler MARLIVIA (the flightless dragon) | PONGO (camper) - Laura Powell DOUBLE DOOR (bed making elf) | CUMFACE (milipede camper) - Don Slovin LUCINDA (wizard and teacher of magic) - Flannery Wilson JEFF (the jousting, gardening Krakken ) | BLOODSPORT (well-armed unicorn camper) - Thea Marie Thorkildsen

Note of Remembrance We realize that our podcast title, Mystic Timbers, shares its name with Camp Mystic, a girls' summer camp located near the city of Hunt, Texas. Tragically, on July 4, devastating flash floods along the Guadalupe River claimed the lives of campers and counselors. We want to honor those lost and extend our heartfelt condolences to all affected—may healing and peace find the families, first responders, and communities impacted by this heartbreaking event.

Musical compositions and sound effects are licensed from Pixabay.com (a very cool royalty-free resource).

"Movie! Movie!" Improv is part of The BIT Comedy Network.

Production Assistance, Audio Production & Graphics/Art by Hill Kane of Raising Kane Media + Marketing.

Hosting Platform: Libsyn.com

"The BIT" and "The BIT Comedy Network" are Trademarks owned by Billy Merritt © 2024 - 2025 Billy Merritt - All Rights Reserved

Inquiries + Notices + Requests: TheBitComedyNetwork@gmail.com

Happy Father's Day!

BIT loves releasing movies in conjunction with holidays. Why NOT, a Father's Day heist film! Let's F*&^%$ GO!

Besides, nothing welcomes the summer movie season better than a good old-fashioned sequel to an improvised heist film!

Revenge of the Brain takes place a few years after The Great Brain Robbery. We hope you enjoy seeing how the gang is doing and why they have to spring into action to rescue one of their own from the very Brain they stole in part one.

It's the Brain's obsession with FRIENDS and hatred for SEINFELD for me!

As always, MOVIE! MOVIE! is 100% unscripted. Music and sound effects were added in post.

If you enjoy MOVIE! MOVIE! follow, rate, and share it with your friends! Tell them Billy $*@#ing Merritt recommends it.

DIRECTOR/CREATOR: Billy Merritt EDITOR/PRODUCER: Hill Kane CAST:

The MASTERMIND MAGICIANS Magician Jason Prime: Jason Luna Mentalist Jason Also: Jason Spiro CHRISTIAN BRAIN Thea Marie Thorkildsen THE HOSTAGE and former Mastermind Regex: Luke Bovard Regex's Nine-year-old little sister and Level 8 Black Hat Hacker Guru: Lisa Steckment The MUSCLE Tony: Konrad Andrew Tina: Hill Kane The SAFECRACKER Stuart Stumpf: Don Slovin The YOGA INSTRUCTOR Crystal: Amber Bellsdale The GETAWAY DRIVER Larry Lightfoot: Peg Davis

Any similarity to persons living or dead is a coincidence. (Our lawyer made us say this...)

Musical compositions and sound effects are licensed from Pixabay.com (a very cool royalty-free resource).

"Movie! Movie!" Improv is part of The BIT Comedy Network.

Production Assistance, Audio Production & Graphics/Art by Hill Kane of Raising Kane Media + Marketing.

Hosting Platform: Libsyn.com

"The BIT" and "The BIT Comedy Network" are Trademarks owned by Billy Merritt © 2024 - 2025 Billy Merritt - All Rights Reserved

Inquiries + Notices + Requests: TheBitComedyNetwork@gmail.com

Happy Memorial Day!

Nothing welcomes the summer movie season better than a good old-fashioned heist.

The BIT CREW attacks this challenge with a ridiculous heist and a motley band of heisters!

As always, MOVIE! MOVIE! is 100% unscripted. Music and sound effects were added in post.

If you enjoy MOVIE! MOVIE! follow, rate, and share it with your friends! Tell them Billy $*@#ing Merritt recommends it.

DIRECTOR/CREATOR: Billy Merritt EDITOR/PRODUCER: Hill Kane

CAST:

The MASTERMINDS/Hackers Regex: Luke Bovard Athena: Flannery Wilson The INSIDER Planetarium Director/Space Traveler: Phylis The MUSCLE Tony: Konrad Andrew Tina: Hill Kane The MASTERS OF DISTRACTION Magician Jason Prime: Jason Luna Mentalist Jason Also: Jason Spiro The SAFECRACKER Stuart Stumpf: Don Slovin The YOGA INSTRUCTOR Crystal: Amber Bellsdale The GETAWAY DRIVER Larry Lightfoot: Peg Davis

Any similarity to persons living or dead is a coincidence. (Our lawyer made us say this...)

Musical compositions and sound effects were licensed from Pixabay.com.

"Movie! Movie!" Improv is part of The BIT Comedy Network.

Production Assistance, Audio Production & Graphics/Art by Hill Kane of Raising Kane Media + Marketing.

Hosting Platform: Libsyn.com

"The BIT" and "The BIT Comedy Network" are Trademarks owned by Billy Merritt © 2024 - 2025 Billy Merritt - All Rights Reserved

Inquiries + Notices + Requests: TheBitComedyNetwork@gmail.com

Happy Valentine's Day from the BIT!

The Grand Cosmic Hotel is BIT's Tribute and Valentine's Day "Card" to Wes Anderson.

The GCH is inspired by The Grand Budapest Hotel, Wes Anderson's signature visuals, audio choices, and tropes, along with many curated suggestions from Billy's followers. Our cast and editor have never worked harder.

We watched many Wes Anderson films and shorts, carried on seemingly endless discussions, and wrangled our inner angels and demons to deliver BIT's first two-part audio cinema masterpiece.

Part One: Chapter 1 - The Bucharest Envoy Chapter 2 - The Brass & Woodwind Retreat Part Two: Chapter 3 - The Aviary Life of Tilda Garrafalo Chapter 4 - The Sport of Taxidermy

The characters are as quirky as they come, and the score is moving and entertaining!!

As always, MOVIE! MOVIE! is 100% unscripted. Music and sound effects were added in post.

If you enjoy MOVIE! MOVIE! follow, rate, and share it with your friends! Tell them Billy $*@#ing Merritt recommends it.

DIRECTOR/CREATOR: Billy Merritt EDITOR/PRODUCER: Hill Kane MUSIC SUPERVISOR: Thea Marie Thorkildsen

CAST:

Dean Aisles: The Duke (Part 2) Terry Armstrong: Thierry Dupree - Asst. Concierge Amber Bellsdale: Lavender Lottingham - Femme Tragique Peg Davis: Spy No. 3 and Big Slim - Trumpet Player (Part 1) Hill Kane: Gertrude Simone - The Grand Concierge and Mrs. Ylva Brent Kohler - Chef Chef, Jimmy Sax -Tuba Player, Spy No. 1, and Delivery Peasant Yuehan Liu: Olivia Finch - GCH Florist, Flautist, and a literal finch Jason Luna: Gary Woodwind - Non-Fiction Author and Clarinet Player Don Slovin: Ralph Picolin - Asst. Head Waiter and Bassoon Player Jason Spiro: Fritz Frankenwiel - Maitre D'Hotel, Taxidermy Emcee Thea Marie Thorkildsen: Spy No. 2 and Ylva The Norwegian Taxidermist Michael Watzka: Quiet Guy Obsessed with Riddles, English Horn Player, and Tilda Garrafalo Flannery Wilson: Windy Wilkinson - Great American Novelist

Musical compositions and sound effects were licensed from Pixabay.com and include:

Jazz and Drum Jam - AKTASOK Electro Cabaret - Diana Production Music Waltz With My Fat Cat - Fresh Merry Tex Mex Delight - Mexican Mariachi - Free Groove See You At Six Master track - Billy Zoigas Heroes - Serge Quadrado A Walk In Paris - Royalty-Free Music Paris Montmatre - Jean Paul V Mediterranean Village Dance - Purple Planet Music French Positive Romantic Happy Music - Tomasz Redman Russian Morning - Serge Quadrado Boismortier Joseph Boden de French Opus #35 - Nesrality Java Musette - Abydos Music Italian Trip - Wildsound 159 Victory Gold Star Award - Cyreiljay Villaro Background Horror and Tension - Universfield French Music (Paris Accordion France...) - Background Music for Video Cello Suite (Bach) - Loren Zobuczek

"Movie! Movie!" Improv is part of The BIT Comedy Network.

Production Assistance, Audio Production & Graphics/Art by Hill Kane of Raising Kane Media + Marketing.

Hosting Platform: Libsyn.com

"The BIT" and "The BIT Comedy Network" are Trademarks owned by Billy Merritt © 2024 Billy Merritt - All Rights Reserved

Inquiries + Notices + Requests: TheBitComedyNetwork@gmail.com

Happy Valentine's Day from the BIT!

The Grand Cosmic Hotel is BIT's Tribute and Valentine's Day "Card" to Wes Anderson.

The GCH is inspired by The Grand Budapest Hotel, Wes Anderson's signature visuals, audio choices, and tropes, along with many curated suggestions from Billy's followers. Our cast and editor have never worked harder.

We watched many Wes Anderson films and shorts, carried on seemingly endless discussions, and wrangled our inner angels and demons to deliver BIT's first two-part audio cinema masterpiece.

Part One: Chapter 1 - The Bucharest Envoy Chapter 2 - The Brass & Woodwind Retreat Part Two: Chapter 3 - The Aviary Life of Tilda Garrafalo Chapter 4 - The Sport of Taxidermy

The characters are as quirky as they come, and the score is moving and entertaining!!

As always, MOVIE! MOVIE! is 100% unscripted. Music and sound effects were added in post.

If you enjoy MOVIE! MOVIE! follow, rate, and share it with your friends! Tell them Billy $*@#ing Merritt recommends it.

DIRECTOR/CREATOR: Billy Merritt EDITOR/PRODUCER: Hill Kane MUSIC SUPERVISOR: Thea Marie Thorkildsen

CAST:

Dean Aisles: The Duke (Part 2) Terry Armstrong: Thierry Dupree - Asst. Concierge Amber Bellsdale: Lavender Lottingham - Femme Tragique Peg Davis: Spy No. 3 and Big Slim - Trumpet Player (Part 1) Hill Kane: Gertrude Simone - The Grand Concierge and Mrs. Ylva Brent Kohler - Chef Chef, Jimmy Sax -Tuba Player, Spy No. 1, and Delivery Peasant Yuehan Liu: Olivia Finch - GCH Florist, Flautist, and a literal finch Jason Luna: Gary Woodwind - Non-Fiction Author and Clarinet Player Don Slovin: Ralph Picolin - Asst. Head Waiter and Bassoon Player Jason Spiro: Fritz Frankenwiel - Maitre D'Hotel, Taxidermy Emcee Thea Marie Thorkildsen: Spy No. 2 and Ylva The Norwegian Taxidermist Michael Watzka: Quiet Guy Obsessed with Riddles, English Horn Player, and Tilda Garrafalo Flannery Wilson: Windy Wilkinson - Great American Novelist

Musical compositions and sound effects were licensed from Pixabay.com and include:

Jazz and Drum Jam - AKTASOK Electro Cabaret - Diana Production Music Waltz With My Fat Cat - Fresh Merry Tex Mex Delight - Mexican Mariachi - Free Groove See You At Six Master track - Billy Zoigas Heroes - Serge Quadrado A Walk In Paris - Royalty-Free Music Paris Montmatre - Jean Paul V Mediterranean Village Dance - Purple Planet Music French Positive Romantic Happy Music - Tomasz Redman Russian Morning - Serge Quadrado Boismortier Joseph Boden de French Opus #35 - Nesrality Java Musette - Abydos Music Italian Trip - Wildsound 159 Victory Gold Star Award - Cyreiljay Villaro Background Horror and Tension - Universfield French Music (Paris Accordion France...) - Background Music for Video Cello Suite (Bach) - Loren Zobuczek

"Movie! Movie!" Improv is part of The BIT Comedy Network.

Production Assistance, Audio Production & Graphics/Art by Hill Kane of Raising Kane Media + Marketing.

Hosting Platform: Libsyn.com

"The BIT" and "The BIT Comedy Network" are Trademarks owned by Billy Merritt © 2024 Billy Merritt - All Rights Reserved

Inquiries + Notices + Requests: TheBitComedyNetwork@gmail.com

Merry Christmas from Billy and the BIT CREW

The BIT elves worked overtime to deliver this BONUS Christmas day episode.

Captains' Cove is a seaside town with a lighthouse and a shipwreck that is absolutely obsessed with sandwiches. As 2024 winds down and the residents prepare for the Annual Turkey Cutting Competition, love is in the air, and mayo is in their bags (IYKYK).

Documentarian Winston Hartsdale is filming a historical documentary, SHIPWRECKED AT SEA...OR DEAD?, about the WW II shipwreck visible from the town's beachfront. The town, which is not interested in history, has other ideas for Harstdale's subject matter.

As romance blooms between sandwich enthusiasts Hannah Hoy and Thad Justin, most of the town is focused on the upcoming competition. Thad is back in town after a long absence to investigate the new sandwich shop but keeps bumping into the lovely Hannah. Will he choose love or expose the town's scandal?

Local soap shop owner April Sprinkles and her bestie May Flour take their job as contest judges very seriously. There are unconfirmed rumors that May lost her left pinky finger in a booby-trapped turkey in the 2021 competition. There are also rumors that these two have had mutual crushes since high school.

Former cobblers Lucente and Guiseppe now serve hoagies and subs with mysterious (but tasty) ingredients. Their newly remodeled shop has attracted the attention of Thad and Jason Meatcutter, the Meat Code Enforcement Officer.

You'll also meet Olive Sharpe, the town's official Mustard Supplier. She won her position in a previous competition and is a condiment curator with some interesting theories about mayo and mustard.

The town ghost is likely that of Walter Hartsdale I, our documentarian's grandfather. His efforts to connect with his heir are frustrated by WH III's non-belief in ghosts.

The lighthouse keeper is also a landscape painter who embellishes his works with murderous and cannibalistic elements. He does not like being upstaged by the brewing romance.

As always, this podcast is 100% unscripted. Music and sound effects were added in post.

If you enjoy MOVIE! MOVIE! follow, rate, and share it with your friends! Tell them it's a Holiday present from Billy Merritt.

DIRECTOR/CREATOR: Billy Merritt

CAST:

Konrad Andrew Amber Bellsdale Luke Bovard Hill Kane Brent Kohler Deema Lazar Laura Powell Jason Spiro Don Slovin Thea Marie Thorkildsen Flannery Wilson

Production Engineer: Hill Kane

"Movie! Movie!" Improv is part of The BIT Comedy Network.

Production Assistance, Audio Production & Graphics/Art by Hill Kane of Raising Kane Media + Marketing.

Hosting Platform: Libsyn.com

"The BIT" and "The BIT Comedy Network" are Trademarks owned by Billy Merritt © 2024 Billy Merritt - All Rights Reserved

Inquiries + Notices + Requests: TheBitComedyNetwork@gmail.com

Mistletoe Mishaps is an instant Holiday Classic!

The sleepy ski town of Snowman Slopes teeters on financial ruin. If its perpetual fundraising goal isn't met by the end of the year, the 2024 ski champion (aka "Snowman") will be its last. Hence, the town's 350 occupants will be forced to power down the gondolas and ski lifts and head west.

World-renowned filmmaker Susan Redding is on hand to document Snowman Slopes' plight and encounters a little more than she bargained for. Her hard-hitting, no-nonsense style softens as she gets to know the town's inhabitants. We are sure she is secretly rooting for the town even though she is maintaining her signature objectivity.

As romance blooms between Sandy (a former Snowman Slopes pageant queen who is in town for the annual event) and Jonathan (her previously vertically challenged high school pal who never moved away), the townsfolk rally to raise money to save the town.

Holiday magic and miracles abound. You'll meet Frosty the dancing snowman, Santa himself, and a little bird who happily flies about sharing mistletoe and a song.

As always, this podcast is 100% unscripted. Music and sound effects were added in post.

If you enjoy MOVIE! MOVIE! follow, rate, and share it with your friends! Tell them it's a Holiday present from Billy Merritt.

DIRECTOR/CREATOR: Billy Merritt

CAST:

Konrad Andrew Terry Armstrong Amber Bellsdale Luke Bovard Hill Kane Sabrina Kim Banes Brent Kohler Jason Spiro Lisa Steckman Don Slovin Flannery Wilson

Production Engineer: Hill Kane

"Movie! Movie!" Improv is part of The BIT Comedy Network.

Production Assistance, Audio Production & Graphics/Art by Hill Kane of Raising Kane Media + Marketing.

Hosting Platform: Libsyn.com

"The BIT" and "The BIT Comedy Network" are Trademarks owned by Billy Merritt © 2024 Billy Merritt - All Rights Reserved

Inquiries + Notices + Requests: TheBitComedyNetwork@gmail.com

Ever wonder how that hanging skeleton ended up in your science class? The BIT CREW explains that nagging mystery in episode one's delightful animated short "The Spooky Villa."

"WAIT!" you may be thinking. "Y'all are doing an animated short and a feature film in an audio only podcast."

YES! Why yes, we are. All you have to do is press play, close your eyes, and enjoy The BIT Comedy Network's spooky take on the classic "Three Bears" saga followed by a haunted-house themed horror feature entitled KILL de SAC.

As always, this podcast is 100% unscripted. Music and sound effects were added in post.

If you enjoy MOVIE! MOVIE! follow, rate, and share it with your friends! Tell them it's a Halloween present from Billy Merritt.

DIRECTOR/CREATOR: Billy Merritt

CAST:

Dean Aisles Konrad Andrew Terry Armstrong Sabrina Kim Banes Luke Bovard Hill Kane Deema Lazar Laura Powell Thea Marie Thorkildsen Katya Vasilaky

Introducing our incredible intern, Kid ADAM, who did all the post-production editing and sound effects magic on SPOOKY VILLA!

Production Assistant: Sabrina Kim Banes Production Engineer: Hill Kane

"Movie! Movie!" Improv is part of The BIT Comedy Network.

Production Assistance, Audio Production & Graphics/Art by Hill Kane of Raising Kane Media + Marketing.

Hosting Platform: Libsyn.com

"The BIT" and "The BIT Comedy Network" are Trademarks owned by Billy Merritt © 2024 Billy Merritt - All Rights Reserved Inquiries + Notices + Requests: TheBitComedyNetwork@gmail.com