Probing Ancient Aliens

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! Travis Taylor and the boys are shewtin’ rawkits once again out at the ranch - this time with 1000FPS cameras filming them. And what do they discover? Why the fuckin’ ANOMALY captured visually for the first time of course!!! Oh and there’s plenty of extra deep ground penetration in the form of radar too. Enjoy! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our OTHER show: No Guts, No Glory: The Berserk Podcast! On all your favorite podcast services BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! This episode is about three things, and three things alone: Drones, cones, and scones…EXCEPT WE’RE ALL OUTTA FUCKIN’ CONES AND SCONES Y’ALL! Travis Taylor and the Skinwalker boys are experimentin’ with 200 synchronized drones this episode and the data they capture is pretty crazy with a capital C…for cones. The cones we don’t have any of. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our OTHER show: No Guts, No Glory: The Berserk Podcast! On all your favorite podcast services BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

YeeeeeeeeeeeHAW we are BACK with Travis Taylor and crew as they tackle some of the nastiest rockets, the gnarliest UAPs and the most putrid portals a Skinwalker Ranch has ever produced! Will the Brandon Fugle and the ranch hands ever trust Travis again after it was revealed in the news that he’s been part of the UAP Task Force this ENTIRE TIME?! Will this rift get in the way of what this show has always been about - Helicopters, rockets, and lasers, of course! - Short answer…NO. And that’s good for us, and good for you listeners - enjoy! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our OTHER show: No Guts, No Glory: The Berserk Podcast! On all your favorite podcast services BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

We wax philosophical on what we’re basically calling the one year anniversary of Probing Gaia! We return to modern guru Ram Dass, where he meets up with the sultan of psychedelics: Terence McKenna. Terence had a short-lived interview series called “Prague Gnosis,” where he interviewed someone that interested him in the Bohemian capitol of the Holy Roman Empire: Prague, Czech Republic. The questions get deep, the intelligence level is high, and the world play is elite - but a lot of fascinating points are made here and hopefully we’ve broken it down enough so that even if you’re new to all this philosophizing, it should make sense to you. Plus…cum jokes and stuff, as usual. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our other podcast: No Guts, No Glory: the Berserk Podcast on your favorite podcast service! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Do you like Icke? David Icke, that is! Gaia has seen fit to put the controversial and multi-banned mouthpiece on their streaming network, and giving him a platform to tell the story of his own reality, and all of reality. It's our first real exposure to the Icke-man (who cometh?), so please enjoy...our thoughts.

We join Scott Wolter and Grandmaster of the Knights Templar, Timothy Hogan, for a journey into the connections between the eponymous knights and the ancient city/culture of Atlantis. Are the Knights Templar hiding the ark(s) of the covenant? Are they descendants of the pre-diluvian world before the Younger Dryas impact event that caused the Great Flood? Does Timothy actually make, from scratch, "manna," aka "semen" in this episode, literally on screen? You bet your porn doctor ass he does! Enjoy!

Don't be so Moody - RAYMOND Moody, that is! He actually seems like a pretty cool guy and is the father of Near Death Experience research as we know it in the modern age. He's the one who's collected the data, done the studies, and written the books on the fundamentals of what he interprets the data to point towards. BUT, how does this stack up against the best boy Anthony Peake's all-encompassing Cheating the Ferryman hypothesis?! Many comparisons are made and discussed - enjoy! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our other podcast: No Guts, No Glory: the Berserk Podcast on your favorite podcast service! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Steve just came back from a big cross-country trip so please enjoy our recent breakdown of a NEW Ghost Adventures episode! Over on our Patreon, we're slowly moving through the show so we're only on season 6, but we decided to skip ahead a decade and a half recently and cover one of the new season-openers that Zak and the crew tend to do nowadays. (Original Patreon description below) We're double teaming the Ghost Adventures Crew (God, we WISH!!!!) this month, with a dip into the future of Ghost Adventures (we're still covering season 6 at the time we're posting this) so we can talk about the current Groff-less crew (yes please!) as well as keep things spooky with this double thicc (God, we WISH!!!) ep of Ghost Adventures, which premiered this newest season (27) on Max. Enjoy! (God, we WISH!!!)

This 2007 Bigfoot documentary is great if you're new to the world of the "hairy wild man" of the Pacific Northwest, and would be much more at home as an episode of Ancient Aliens or some other History/Travel/Discovery channel show. The logo IS pretty cool though, and I would be interested in a sticker of it, for sure.

[Joey's wife had another IVF procedure today so please enjoy our September episode of "Probing Deeper" on the amazing documentary by the 'Hellier' crew: The Unbinding!] Original Patreon Description: We sit down to discuss and break down what we liked about Greg and Dana Newkirk's (of 'Hellier' fame) new documentary that's been in the works for a few years now. The first ten minutes or so are spoiler-free, and we give you a big warning and some time to turn it off should you want to pause and go watch this - which you should, it's really great!

Old "Just for Men" George hosts a clip show of his own show about the spookiest part of spooky season: g-g-g-g-g-g-GHOOOOOSTS! Even though he has over 530 episodes to pull from, he basically grabs clips from 7 or 8 porn doctors to explain their take on the paranormal. George, like the weekend at Bernie's animated dead body that he is, is super dynamic as a host - he even says three and four word sentences sometimes! Enjoy!

Wil-to-the-power-of-COCK is back baby! Old Five Heads at Freddies himself rears all five tanned, toothy faces here - with a seemingly failed perm, to boot - to discuss the quantum meanings behind crop circles, a very big arbitrary number that he says is the key to unlocking the “New Jerusalem,” and how, thanks to him and his buddy the archangel Michael, he has helped all of his fans, and the entire world’s population, to bypass all the bad stuff in the Book of Revelations, and how we just need to make it to 2025 to become citizens of this New Jerusalem that have been prophesied. We’re also…a little worried about David: he doesn’t seem well and is under a lot of stress, and it shows. Maybe another two-year hiatus is needed, but just take a vacation instead of writing seven books that you’re selling for over three hundred dollars this time. Oh, and he “owns” a company that is building hover cars. Enjoy! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our other podcast: No Guts, No Glory: the Berserk Podcast on your favorite podcast service! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

We dive back into the quantum realm with Ant-Man, the Wasp, Michael Douglas…and Dr. Theresa Bullard! She’s a pretty cool Ph.D. physicist who also is into new age/esoterica, and overall is a great asset to what SHOULD be science’s mission: explaining reality by exploring ALL the data, and not just sticking to old scientific dogma and making their data fit. We get into the real heady subject matter of quantum consciousness, and, as usual, Anthony Peake references abound as he continues to be the driving force behind tying all of this mind-warping stuff together while accommodating all of science, religion and philosophy. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our other podcast: No Guts, No Glory: the Berserk Podcast on your favorite podcast service! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Sorry we've been bad with posting, been a hectic month and Joey's wife had a medical procedure today (it went great and she's doing fine!). Please enjoy this Patreon episode from last month, where Zak Bagans and the crew display the height of bro-ness with some good-natured racism and fake-drunk flirting. (Original Patreon description): "Zak and the crew commit microaggression after microaggression in a historical Mexican tourist stop in the southwestern most part of the United States, Zak gets fake drunk twice and uses it as an excuse to be even more douchey than he normally is: what more could you ask for?"

We dive into the first two episodes of a brand new Gaia-exclusive series all about crystals! Being that crystals are the core symbol of the "new age" movement, we thought this series was a cool idea - but how much is actual scientifically researched fact, and how much is porn doctors trying to sell you on precious stones that don't work as described?

[Joey has a huge assignment due this week for school, so we couldn't record a new ep of Probing Gaia last night, unfortunately, but this is a great ep from our Patreon that we hope you'll enjoy in the meantime!] (original Patreon description) More like ASS-more estates amirite?! This is actually a solid episode with tons of good EVPs in it, plus, we begin to get the more "refined" approach from Zak and the crew as the show's budget has clearly increased with its popularity. There's also a dickhead wannabe steampunk prick who runs the place and is mega annoying. Enjoy!

This week, we’re absolutely droolin’ for DICK…Philip K. Dick that is! We’re double-dipping on Anthony Peake because he’s just that interesting. His Cheating the Ferryman theory and Daemon / Eidolon Dyad hypothesis have become an obsession here in the Probing world, but this episode of “OpenMinds” (bad name) is interviewing Peake about the award-winning sci-fi author of Blade Runner, Minority Report, and The Man in the High Castle (to name a few), whom he has written his own book about (that Joey is currently reading). Basically, he thinks Dick is a perfect example of his CTF theory and Daemon / Eidolon dyad. Because Dick was such a prolific writer, Peake has a billion factoids and nuggets to put together a pretty compelling case that Dick actually was a pre-cognitive individual due to having a Daemon in the form of VALIS…even to the point of seeing his own death. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our other podcast: No Guts, No Glory: the Berserk Podcast on your favorite podcast service! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

We go deep into the PEAKE of the current space of philosophic thought - Anthony Peake, that is! This 2014 appearance on a strange Gaia show hosted by a French woman named Lilou is a great introduction to the wide-ranging “Cheating the Ferryman” philosophy that Peake has created (and heavily iterated upon) and shared with us during his lecture and workshop that we attended at Contact in the Desert. Joey has read three of his books since Contact, as well - it’s just that fascinating. Peake is for “the nature of consciousness and reality” what Hellier was for “the paranormal” to us: paradigm-shifting. This one gets real heady and out there, but we’re really interested in his stuff and we hope you are too after you listen to this! Enjoy! Here’s a recent 2023 lecture that Anthony gave for his Cheating the Ferryman book release that will also do a great job at giving you an overview if you don’t want to pay for a Gaia membership: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae1xBJHDt2c&t=183s Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our other podcast: No Guts, No Glory: the Berserk Podcast on your favorite podcast service! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

WE RETURN…to Contact in the Desert, live and in person! It’s been four long years since our virginal trip to Indian Wells for our first CITD, and this consciousness convention came back with a vengeance! The panels were more interesting, the ancient astronaut theorists were virtually nowhere to be found (and that’s a good thing!), and the dance parties were as awkward as ever. This episode is a chonky boy for sure, enjoy! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our other podcast: No Guts, No Glory: the Berserk Podcast on your favorite podcast service! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Steve and I are enjoying Memorial Day today, so enjoy this episode of Adventurous Ghosts, one of our Patreon podcasts that's released to patrons every month! (Original Patreon description): The boys head to...to-well-o? ...t-t-talulla? ...tool...tool...tool-ele? A small town in Utah with a former poor house turned hospital, turned half retirement home, half horror maze attraction. We also discuss the controversial video released last week by Nick Groff, where he "tells all" to his Twitter followers and claims that working on Ghost Adventures was a hostile work environment due to "one particular host" and that the same person has been blocking him from getting new shows on the Travel Channel and any affiliated networks since 2014.

A big ol’ Childress Chime-in this week! Our most beloved Ancient Alien boy is featured on an episode of the Gaia show “Great Minds,” and discusses a pet-theory that the mysterious Cham people are responsible for all modern culture and even megalithic keystone technology in the southern hemisphere. Does he contradict himself a whole heck of a lot? He sure does…but you’ll have to listen to find out exactly when! Enjoy! Listen to our other podcast: No Guts, No Glory: the Berserk Podcast on your favorite podcast service! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

It’s been a while since we’ve seen ol’ “Five Heads at Freddy’s,” and we even get into the real story behind why he seemingly imploded in 2018 from his two biggest platforms (Gaia and Ancient Aliens). Hint: he thought Gaia was full of satan-worshippers and that Ancient Aliens supported pedophiles. This Q and A from his long running, 250+ episode show, ‘Wisdom Teachings” features four women “asking” David questions that he likely wrote himself, for himself. His anxiety-ridden antics are on full display here, and we get a rare glimpse at pre-plastic surgery David. Enjoy! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our other podcast: No Guts, No Glory: the Berserk Podcast on your favorite podcast service! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

The Gaia network's very own "pseudo-Tsoukalos" is a geologist-turned-spiritualist, Gregg Braden. He's got the big hair, and talks a big game about the merging of science and spiritulality. This presentation from 2020's Conscious Life Expo goes over his premise that the human being is the most advanced technology there is...we've just forgotten the ancient methods of harnessing this "soft tech," as he calls it.

NEXT EPISODE: We dive head first into what, at first glance, seems like an Ancient Aliens clone on Gaia - but as we watched, we realized that this is the show that Ancient Aliens secretly wishes it could be, but is shackled by the need to constantly prove the ancient astronaut theory. This episode covers one of Joey’s burgeoning favorite subjects, Gnosticism, and relates it to early Christianity, the Sumerian religion, and even down to Egyptian spirituality, with a little taste of Billy Carson attempting to illustrate how we are still living in a holographic universe, and how “it’s not just him saying this, but lots of scientists.” Sure, Billy…sure. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our new podcast about the long-running manga: Berserk! https://tr.ee/33H-8IQMGj BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

We jump into the mind of Physicist and New Age Quantum Consciousness advocate, Dr. Theresa Bullard, in the first (and fifth, due to an error Joey made pasting the right link to Steve) episode of her show, Mystery Teachings. Each episode blends Quantum Theory with the nature of Consciousness and how they interconnect. The first episode is a general look at their connection, while episode 5 looks at consciousness and our holographic universe. Is there any preaching here, despite being an actual scientist? You’ll just have to bend over, open you’re listening hole, and find out! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our new podcast about the long running manga: Berserk! https://tr.ee/33H-8IQMGj BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Billy Carson has a mouth on him - not the mouth of a sailor…but the mouth of diarrhea. It never ends. Put a microphone in front of him and he will overwhelm you with “facts” he’s gleaned from his “research” until your mind is too exhausted to question what’s true and what’s bullshit. That’s…where we come in! This is an episode of George Noory’s ‘Beyond Belief,’ a long running Gaia series where George Noory “interviews” guests and…promotes other Gaia shows? Enjoy! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

William Henry (AKA “Medallion Man, AKA “Amulet Asshole”) is FIRED up at the Conscious Life Expo 2020, taking a vehement anti-AI and anti-Transhumanism stance in front of a crowd (maybe) 18 people! This is a side of ol’ Bill that we never see on Ancient Aliens, and from that standpoint alone this is a spicy episode and we have a ton to say about it. Enjoy! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

The inaugural episode of Probing Gaia (as we pivot from Probing Ancient Aliens) covers the award-winning Gaia Network documentary: Becoming Nothing, by Jamie Catto. Catto is a student / follower / psychophant(?) of Ram Dass and can't keep himself out of, what is otherwise, a thought-provoking look into the philosophy of this long time psychidelic advocate and spiritual healer. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Our final episode covering Ancient Aliens (don't worry - we'll be covering many of the same people and expanded content on this same podcast feed where we cover the Gaia Network1) is a perfect example of why it's our last: zero new content from the minds of the Ancient Aliens writers and crew - but STILL plenty for us to talk about, even in the absence of a good show that's attempting to open people's minds about ancient astronaut theory. We'll see you next week with our new content! Don't worry - what you love here should only get better on Probing Gaia, mostly since we'll feel refreshed and not weighed down by the boredom of endless repetition from the History Channel. See you soon <3

This episode be DRAGGIN'! And I'm NOT talking about that hunky security officer from Skinwalker ranch! Ancient Aliens sextuples down on dragons being spacecrafts...also our creator gods...also submarines. There's a lot to unpack here, but have we been re-gifted yet again? Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Hold on to your sleep paralysis - we got ourselves a ghost show, baby! Ancient Aliens delves into the into the true-blue world of the paranormal with this episode - and we’re here for it! What are Shadow People? What is the Hat Man? Why do shadow people have glowing red eyes? Are shadow people evil? Let Tsouks and the gang tell you all about it…for some reason. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

This episode of History’s Ancient Aliens is all about…UFO’s! Big surprise there. Are modern UFOs and ancient paranormal encounters related? You’ll have to listen - or watch hundreds of other Ancient Aliens episodes! - to find out!!! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Season 18, Episode 7 of History’s “Ancient Aliens” focuses on the “gods” of the indigenous peoples of America…specifically regarding the fact that they are flesh and bolts humanoids from other star systems, and not religious, ephemeral beings of pure spiritual energy. There’s an unbroken oral tradition and overall kinship that many native american tribes feel with UFOs / UAPs and their potential occupants, which is cool, but do Tsoukalos and the gang treat the subject with the respect it deserves, or do they deteriorate, as usual, into well-meaning, but slightly arrogant racism? Open those ear-holes and find out! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Another episode where the show effectively reboots itself - BUT - it saves itself from complete redundancy with some fun factoids near the end. Plus, we talk about the future of the “Probing-verse” as well as our new Berserk podcast coming to your ear-holes in the near future! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside jCape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

(Taking off tonight for New Years! Hope everyone had a great holiday!) [Original Patreon Description] A new documentary about the 1996 "Roswell of Brazil" incident is out. Is it worth a Brazilian Butt Lift surgery? Or just worth some asshole hairs leftover after a Brazilian wax?! Open those earl holes and shove it in to find out!

Sorry for being a day late! We're taking a little time off until the New Year, so please enjoy this Christmas 2021 Patreon episode, where we did a live commentary on one of our all-time favorites: Ernest Saves Christmas! (original patreon description) Ho, ho, ho Vern! "...yeah that oughta hold." Hope you all have a wonderful Christmas and as happy a holiday as Ernest's schlonger when he gets kissed by the underage Pamela at the end of the movie! Viva la Schlonger!!!!

Is this ‘Ancient Aliens’ or is this just the ‘Monthly UFO Twitter News Roundup?’ There’s nothing ancient about this episode, but does it have any fun nuggets that justify its existence? Open up your ear holes and find out! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside jCape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

No new Probing Ancient Aliens this week - sorry! Work stuff got in the way, so enjoy October's episode of Adventurous Ghosts from our Patreon: patreon.com/probingancientaliens (Original Patreon description) Zak almost gets decapitated by an elevator, the fist bumps get even more explosive than ever before, and they ask a local lanky lathe-worker to join them on their investigation to somehow prevent him from becoming suicidal. Spoooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!

Season 18, episode 3 of History’s “Ancient Aliens” is, by far, the clear winner of the “Least New Content in a Docuseries, Ever” award. It’s a reboot of a season 1 episode with a few new talking heads, and no new information. We watch the show, so you don’t have to! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Our review of Season 18, Episode 2 of History’s Ancient Aliens is one for the books - like a classic episode but with a fresh coat of 4K paint, much of the info about where was seen all the way back in season one, but they throw a few curveballs in that make it mostly worthwhile. Still, it would be nice if they did, y’know, some new research or god forbid, fund some themselves and report back. But then they wouldn’t be Ancient Astronaut Theorists, now would they? Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Our review of Ancient Aliens S18E1: The Disclosure Event - Oh, we’re back on our buuuuuuuuuuuuuuullshit! We’re covering the latest and greatest episodes of History’s Ancient Aliens after our year-long coverage of “The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch.” So how did we like the season premier now that we’re hangin’ with Childress, Tsouks, William Henry and the gang? How does Ryan Sprague do on his first talking head appearance on a show he used to criticize? Is Childress’ accent still strange, wonderful, and ultimately unknowable?! Stretch those ear holes open and let us inside! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! So it’s come to this - the season 3 finale of The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch, and our small side quest away from covering Ancient Aliens every week has concluded…at least, until next year. Did the finale bring to light new revelations about the ranch, or was it a re-cap fest like many of the episodes have become in the third season? Listen to find out! And…do us all a favor: get those prolapses moistened and seasoned for next week huh? We’re gonna be a little rusty slidin’ back in to Childress Chime-ins and Tzadok Talks, so take ‘er easy on us! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! Intriguing…but kinda boring…is the name of the game when it comes to The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch, for better or for worse. Is it always worth a watch? Yes. Is it always worth watching the first 30 minutes of the episode before the inevitable strange occurrence happens? No. But we love Travis and his motley crew just the same, and love and respect them for their effort to scientifically explain the world of high strangeness. Plus they’re cutie patooties! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! Is the show itself actually being fucked with by Skinwalker Ranch? Because every single episode promises a lot but provides very little at the end of the day. Definitely some cool confirmations here, but ultimately nothing “new” since the previous episode. Plus, this episode is the first that CLEARLY exaggerates and fakes an occurrence, and it’s disheartening to say the least. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! Wow - another snoozefest mcguillicuty! Drilling, some metal flakes, and almost ZERO Travis Taylor! What the effing eff?! These seasons need to be 7 to 8 episodes max, and the last three really hit that point home. Still - Steve’s experience at Halloween Horror Nights and Joey’s experience in the hotel (and town!) where Twin Peaks was filmed makes this ep more than worth the price of admission…which is free. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Sorry for no new episode this week, but please enjoy March's Patreon episode (patreon.com/probingancientaliens) of Adventurous Ghosts: the season 5 opener of "Ghost Adventures," and also the Valentine's Day special! (ORIGINAL PATREON DESCRIPTION) The GAC crew celebrates Valentines Day by heading to the Massachusetts site of an "aggressive, sexual" ghost who died of a broken heart and from loss of "Seamen." Enjoy! Enjoey! Ensteve!

Wow - if last week’s episode was boring, then this one (like a delicious eclair filled with man goo) is pure FILLER. Fill her? I think not! There’s a couple fun little tidbits, but ultimately this episode should have been edited into the beginning of the upcoming episode. That being said, if you ever wanted to see a Jack FM radio station in the middle of nowhere on a show about the paranormal, then this is the episode for you!

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! One of the most boring episodes of History’s “The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch” was viewed and reviewed by your two favorite hosts - but it DOES contain one of the most top tier pieces of evidence in the show’s history. That seems to be the name of the game with this show - ultimate edging sessions that almost blue ball you…but with that mega release at the very end that makes it aaaaaaaall worth while! Enjoey! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! Lasers, rockets, dragons, and telescopes - that’s what science is all about! Dr. Travis Taylor and the skinwalker ranch crew are trying to prove if there’s an invisible anomaly that could be bending light around it above the triangle - but will the phenomenon let them actually use some high powered telescopes that Brandon paid six figures for? Also, Jim Morse flirts it up with a plus size model whose half his age. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! GPS? More like “Gee, my satellite data is effed up PS!” Travis Taylor and the crew send yet ANOTHER device into the sky to try and get data from the triangle, and complete data madness ensues. Plus, Erick finds love in the backseat of a Cessna. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Joey had to work late tonight, so enjoy our June 2022 episode of "Probing Deeper" from our Patreon (patreon.com/probingancientaliens) [Original Patreon Description] This 2013 documentary is all about the subject of "Disinformation," and specifically: who in the gub'ment is responsible for the disinformation that's spread in / to the UFO community and how it affects the "real" search for the "truth." Special appearance by a less fucked up Love That Joker Linda Moulton Howe!

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! Watch out Elton John - Travis Taylor is the new Rocket Man in town! They’re going to blast some big boys right up the keester of Triangle in the hopes they’ll disappear or bounce off or enter some sort of prolapse dimension where they can get some real nice thermal data and moisture samples. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! Whirlybird…ACTIVATE! It’s a swirly whirly adventure - again! - for the season 3 premiere of The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch! We have GPS in soda bottles being dropped from 6000 feet, we got Travis freaking out because his third leg isn’t quite as straight as he thought, and we got a far more mature Thomas because he grew a haggard beard to look cool since last year. What more could you want? Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! The Season 2 finale of The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch ends with not quite a bang, not quite a whimper, but with cowboy hats and man-hugs. YOU DON’T SEE US COMPLAINING!!! There’s a lot of whirlybird action and some genuinely weird stuff is captured on camera, we just wish season 2 didn’t make you wade through so much Dragon-dung to get to the good stuff. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

[STEVE'S ON VACATION THIS WEEK, SO ENJOY THIS CLASSIC EPISODE, UNLOCKED FROM OUR PATREON OVER AT PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS!] Original Patreon Description: Nick Pope wrote and produced his own special on alien stuff AND it was included with our Amazon Prime Membership - what could go wrong?! Turns out: a lot, actually. We thought this deep dive from the mind of one of our favorite Ancient Aliens stars would be unique, interesting, factual...and NOT just full of nauseating educational video-style scene transition sweeps. Boy were we wrong. As usual, we had the most poignant discussions while NOT talking about the content we're reviewing, so there's still plenty to enjoy besides pondering Nick in that sweet Contact in the Desert outfit of his. Sit back, picture him creepin' on hotel bar slizz, and enjoy!

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! Mothmen 1966 video game: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1755030/Mothmen_1966/#:~:text=Chorus%20Worldwide%20Games,Leonid%20meteor%20shower%20of%201966. Rockets, Rockets, Rockeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeets!!! But no raccoon?! Lots of rockets, lots of good chutes, and LOTS of half alcohol / half desert-induced sunburns on these pale-faces in this episode of The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch - Look, Up in the Sky! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! Tesla Coils, grounding rods, Erik’s leather face, and maybe the greatest piece of high strangeness witnessed so far on The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch - a very personal paranormal experience that blew our minds…and our loads. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

(Original Patreon Description) We checked out David Hatcher Childress' 2016 Vortexas speaking event on YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs0I0ZoPLHM&t=1s) to get deeper into the mind of our favorite koind of goy. How is he different when left to his own devoices? What does he bring to the Ancient Aliens table when not at the mercy of the History Channel's editing team? Plus - the announcement of our next Patreon exclusive episode: and all new podcast about Ghost Adventures!

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! The crew digs...and digs...and digs...and digs. This action packed episode proves you CAN have too much of a good thing. Just because we've been hungry for some real momentum doesn't mean we want an entire episode of holes, poles and dirt! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! A smudgy UFO picture, vector magnetometers (whatever the hell THAT is!), and endless, endless, endless talking about digging. The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch definitely loves to blue-ball it’s viewers in Season 2, and while it’s frustrating that there seems to be only 5 to 7 minutes of good content anymore, those 5 to 7 minutes DO keep you hungry for the next episode and actually result in something interesting. What are you playing at, Fugle?! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Our recording studio isn't setup in Joey's new house yet - sorry 'bout that! - but please enjoy this wild (and possibly fake?) documentary starring Geraldine Orozco, Henry Zebrowski, and Richard Dolan that we reviewed over at our Patreon a few months ago that focuses specifically about alien abductions of a sexual - and sexual assault - nature. *ORIGINAL PATREON DESCRIPTION* This is a pretty wild one folks - we pre-watched this episode and discussed the Jonathan Sumple directed documentary about the sexual assault side of alien abductions. Are the people actual victims, actors, or a little of both? We can't really tell. It's included with Amazon Prime Video so it's a low-risk watch and we'd love to know your thoughts too!

We took the night off for Memorial Day - so please enjoy a recent episode of one of our Patreon-exclusive podcasts - Adventurous Ghosts! It even takes place in an old military fort and Zak and the crew show a lot of respect to the fallen soldiers who gave their lives there. (Original Patreon Description): Daryl, Sam, thank you ma'am! Those two names are all you need to know about this bombastic (literally) episode of Ghost Adventures, as the crew explores an old Canadian fort from the War of 1812. Plus, one of the top 10 best pieces of evidence they've ever captured is featured in this lockdown!

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! Light anomalies, the Sherman’s real-life nephew, and Dr. Travis Taylor going through an existential - and perhaps mental - crisis? Episode 5 of the second season of The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch is a doozy! The crew also sees a bi-pedal OR quadri-pedal blob, which seems like a paradox, but we all must trust in the 2 T’s: Travis and Thomas. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

We'll be back next week with a new episode - we hope you enjoy our Patreon episode of Probing Deeper from March 2022! This 2015 documentary lets Travis Walton tell the "Fire in the Sky" story in his OWN words, with his OWN mouth, and his OWN dyed mustache. Enjoy. Love you.

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! Things get a little mystical - and dare I say: religious - on Season 4, Episode 2 of History’s The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch, as rabbi Tzadok makes his triumphant return to Travis Taylor’s arms after years of babbling on and on about ancient aliens on some other dumb show. Tzadok sets up a summoning ritual to try and get these paranormal portal-nauts to come say hi and let them know that Fugle’s crew means them no harm. Very Hellier…very Miyamoto. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! It’s laser time baby! Travis Taylor and the Secret of Skinwalker Ranch gang are attempting to open up a portal, a wormhole, a doorway to another dimension…with lasers…for…reasons. What does Dragon have to say about the safety of said lasers? What kind of headwear is Kaleb donning this episode? How does Erik magically appear with every group of the ranch crew - is he himself an ultraterrestrial…or just desperate for friends? Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! Following up on the fear-inducing finish of the season 2 opener, Travis Taylor and the boys IMMEDIATELY start digging into…some stone carvings on the side of the Skinwalker Ranch Mesa. Great. The pacing of the show is coming into question, but the crew at least makes new discoveries every episode, despite a growing reliance on re-capping previous evidence for first time viewers. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! The Season 2 premier of “The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch” is all about one thing: Wet…HOLES. But the biggest and wettest hole? Dr. Segala is completely missing from the cast is leaving the biggest wettest hole in our hearts! Aside from that, Travis and the crew are trying to figure out how 45,000 gallons of water can disappear down a clay pit in a matter of hours, and if, perhaps it’s flowing into an artificial, underground - maybe alien - structure. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! It’s the grand finale of the inaugural season of The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch - and it’s not so much “Revelations,” but “Re-cap” unfortunately. At least a few juicy tidbits are to be had that make it worthwhile, and we get a surprise visit from everyone’s favorite public defender - the Attorney General of Utah!!!! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Joey's on vacation so we're offering up February's episode of "Probing Deeper," which is our spoilercast and review discussion of all the finer points of Disney+ The Book of Boba Fett. It counts because Star Wars technically is a story about "ancient aliens." Ancient Aliens...that look like your Italian father...

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! It’s the Ancient Aliens / Secret of Skinwalker Ranch crossover episode OF THE CENTURY!!!! “Love That Joker” Linda Moulten Howe makes an appearance to bring her cattle mutilation expertise to the ranch as we get our first animal death of the season; plus, Dragon remains a passive aggressive creep and Erik “has some footage” that he would LOVE to show Linda back in his trailer. Enjoy our breakdown of season 1, episode 7: Surveillance! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! You’ve heard of cattle mutilations - but Alpaca mutilations?! Blood, gore, drilling and more is the name of the game on the 6th episode of History’s “The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch,” as the Travis Taylor and the boys start digging for realsies. The ground gets blessed, but does the crew need to be stressed? If Dragon and his shotty have anything to say about it - you’re damn right they do! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! Underground UFOs, a screech-triggered pup named William, and Dragon tattle-tailing on Travis Taylor for a little ol’ thing like RADIATION BURNS on his face! Season 1, Episode 5 of History’s ‘The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch is a doozy - and we’re covering it all right here, because we’re Hungry For Skinwalker Ranch! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! On this week’s breakdown of History’s “The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch,” Travis Taylor and the boys deal with poltergeists in a secret concrete basement room, true-blue UFO sightings in real time, and LOTS of rockets blasting off to detect gamma radiation in the sky. Incredible Hulk…eat your heart out! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! We got it all tonight! Hunky drone operators, possible alien energy beams from the sky, and the man-tears of Jim Morse on the third episode of History’s “The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch.” Where are these microwaves coming from over this ranch in the Uinta Basin? Are the boys now officially on a righteous quests to save the good people of Utah from the potentially spreading danger that emanates from this cursed land? Get your weather balloons ready, because we’re lookin’ up tonight, despite the name of the episode! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel

HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH: PRESENTED BY PROBING ANCIENT ALIENS Malfunctioning tech equipment, toxic sinkholes, shadow people, and demonic growls - Season 1, Episode 2 of The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch is 2 for 2 on manifesting some insane phenomena at Travis Taylor, Dragon, and the rest of the team! Does Dragon also need public speaking classes? Does Travis sweat through his ever-blue business shirt? Does Thomas’s head swell up with microwave fluid again?! Let’s slather on some dressing quick - ‘cause we’re Hungry For Skinwalker Ranch! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel

Here it is: the first episode of Hungry for Skinwalker Ranch - presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! As we’ve caught up to the current season of Ancient Aliens and need to let them build up for a while, we’ll be covering the History Channel’s “The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch,” staring hunky scientist and pseudo-Ancient Astronaut Theorist: Travis Taylor! The show starts off strong with dangerous microwaves, Mormon real estate moguls, and the most annoying security officer in the world - Dragon! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel

[STEVE IS OUT ON HIS HONEYMOON THIS WEEK - SO PLEASE ENJOY OUR MAN-MAN-MATT HONEYMOON FROM LAST YEAR!] **We came...we saw...we came again...HARD. So much demonic ghosty goodness crammed into one huge house on on a busy street just a few miles east of the Vegas Strip. What did we think? Did we experience anything paranormal? Did we endure endless fear boners as cursed dolls and serial killer cauldrons scared the shit out of us? Most of all: is Zak Bagans Haunted Museum worth your time and money? Open your holes and listen up good to find out!**

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Mr. Tsoukalos himself - once again - gives us his personal top ten alien artifacts in the season 17 finale of Ancient Aliens. How many little planes, perceived astronaut suits, and egyptian light bulbs make onto the list?! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 17, Episode 7: Top 10 Alien Artifacts!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Giorgio Tsoukalos gives us his top ten alien encounters of all time in this penultimate season 7 episode - everyone’s waiting with baited breath on who (or what!) will be the number one extraterrestrial meeting! Will it be Ezekiel and his wheels within wheels? Will it be Kenneith Arnold who coined the term “flying saucers?!” Will it be the first official alien abductees Betty and Barney Hill?!!!! We don’t know, but our plucky hair-monster Giorgio Tsoukalos sure thinks he does! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 17, Episode 7 of History’s Ancient Aliens: Top Ten Alien Encounters!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Are aliens abducting humans and taking their DNA, only to hybridize it with their own? Have they been doing this since the origin of life on planet Earth? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooobe into season 17, Episode 5 of History’s Ancient Aliens: The Human Experiment!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel (SORRY FOR THE LATE POST THIS WEEK! WE’LL BE BACK ON TRACK THIS MONDAY!) Mount Shasta is a hotbed of paranormal activity - but does it have a connection to ancient aliens entering this world through an interdimensional portal long ago? Are UFOs using Mt. Shasta as a secret base? Are humanoids, androids, Bigfoot, and other lifeforms sharing the same vast interdimensional space as we are in the vast labyrinth of lava tubes zig zagging their way under the mountain? How have over 1200 unsolved disappearances occurred on Mount Shasta over the the last century, always without a trace for the victim - as if they just walked through an invisible doorway to another world. We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 17, Episode 4 of History’s Ancient Aliens: The Mystery of Mt. Shasta!

Tsoukalos is back with yet another top 10 episode for season 17 - this one focusing on the top ten government / alien cover-ups. Does Tsoukalos order of intensity have any sort of rhyme or reason here? Does he know what a top 10 list is really supposed to include, or what it’s requirements are? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorist - Giorgio Tsoukalos - sure thinks he does! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 17, Episode 3 of History’s Ancient Aliens: Top Ten Alien Cover-ups!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel We guzzle down the drip-feed that is Giorgio Tsoukalos’ top ten most “mysterious” places that Ancient Aliens has ever featured on the show. Does Giorgio really know what mysterious means? What would our top ten list look like if we were the ones in Krix’s driver’s seat? What if this episode was just a re-hash of over ten years of ancient aliens episodes - SPOILER ALERT: IT WAS! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into season 17, episode 2 of History’s Ancient Aliens: the Top Ten Mysterious Sites!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Let’s just spoil it right here - it’s Caral. Caral is the Lost City of Peru. BUT, do our plucky ancient astronaut theorists prove that the god or…gaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwds that helped the ancient Incan (and pre-Incans!) build their massive megalithic cities was actually a space brother from another star?! We don’t know, Tsouks, Childress and old William Henry sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooooooobe into History’s Season 17 opener of Ancient Aliens: The Lost City of Peru!

Tsoukalos...Childress...Taylor...Tzadok…Henry - the ultimate think-tank on ancient alien harmonics gathered in one small conference room during the height of the pandemic - risking health and safety for all involved! - ...to re-hash old content from old Ancient Aliens episodes and add little to nothing to the subject as per usual. Is there ANYTHING redeeming about this meeting of the masterminds?! We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 10 of History’s Ancient Aliens: The Harmonic Code!

Sorry everyone - Joey's feeling the post-booster shot fatigue so we'll have to cancel tonight's regular recording session, but we wanted to provide a peek at our most recent Patreon episode of "Probing Deeper" where we discuss the super strange tale of the Bell Witch - surprisingly less "witch" and way more un-categorizable than you might think. See you next week! (ORIGINAL PATREON DESCRIPTION) Does Seth Breedlove (and his Small Town Monsters production house) live up to his other work with this 2020 release about the infamous Bell Witch of Adams, Tennessee? We delve into the intriguing subject matter of this possible Elemental / Ultraterrestrial / Disembodied Spirit and it's 4-year connection to the Bell family - something rarely (if ever) seen in the paranormal Ree-Alm!

David Childress, Giorgio Tsoukalous, and Nick Pope of the British Ministry of Defense sit down and...talk about shit that they talk about on EVERY EPISODE of Ancient Aliens as if it were new. If this is your first episode of Ancient Aliens and Probing Ancient Aliens...I feel sorry for you; but, at least you’ll be exposed to a one-stop-shop for all the trend setters and thought leaders in the world of UFOlogy, the scientific study of UFOs, and understanding the nature of UFO / Alien phenomena. Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 9 of History’s Ancient Aliens: The UFO Pioneers!

Tsoukalos, Childress, and Travis Taylor sit down for a COVID-filled conversation around the ass-end of a conference room table to talk about a ton of astronauts that they’ve mentioned in older episodes of the show - but does the awkward editing and fake reality show drama inject Ancient Aliens with some new life so that even Steve and Joey didn’t fall asleep watching the episode - we don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 8 of History’s Ancient Aliens: The Space Travelers.

The Wedge of Aiud. The Antikythera Device. The Bridge of Rama - how did these Out of Place Artifacts come to exist thousands, or millions, of years ago when humanity was only known to be a primitive race of hominids...or even non-existent? Did ancient UFOs touch down, convince the primitive peoples of earth that they were gods, and taught them their highly advanced ways...or do we really just not understand that much about our ancient past and are filling in ancient aliens as a placeholder? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 7 of History Channel’s ‘Ancient Aliens:’ Impossible Artifacts!

PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Why was the book of Enoch removed from the original Christian Bible and considered “Apocrypha” forever after by the western world? Why does the Ethiopian Bible contain all the excised chapters INCLUDING the Book of Enoch? How was Enoch an immortal, chosen by God to travel the galaxy with his caste of angels and then made his messenger and archivist for all the information under the son? Did Noah’s Great Flood actually happen, and was the real reason God flooded the planet NOT to kill the wicked sinners of humanity...but to SAVE humanity from the wicked giants - the Nephilim - that were terrorizing them thanks to angel / human hybrids corrupting the gene pool with these undesirables? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 5 of Ancient Aliens: The Forbidden Bible!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Was there a race - or races - of giants in and around the Mediterranean Sea thousands of years ago? Greek Giants? Roman Giants, Spaghetti Giants? Lasagna Giants? As much as Garfield would love that last one, we’re going to leave it to the REAL ex-spurts here, the Ancient Astronaut Theorists, to give us all the real facts about these big boys and girls that just might be our genetic ancestors. Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 4 of Ancient Aliens: Giants of the Mediterranean!

Sorry for another missed regular episode - We promise this will be the last one for a while! Joey was in Nebraska for a family wedding, but we'll be back on track next week <3 Original Patreon description: "WARNING: This post was posted while having no clothes on! Not that you're downstairs mouths are in a tizzy - you're BRAIN will be in a tizzy as you try to absorb us Probing Deeper into the HBO miniseries that attempts to make sense of the rise and...fall (??????) of "Qanon" aka just "Q" to his (or her!) faithful. If nothing else, this is a holistic look at just how quickly millions of people can form a new religion / cult / political party when the conditions are just right in the world. It also aaaaaaaall leads back to the conspiracy of all conspiracy theories: The Cabal / Pizza Gate / Illuminati / Baby Eaters / Adrenochrome / Small Men with Brittle Bones in Wheelchairs Obsessed with Curry Rice."

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel What do ancient astronaut theorists think about the prevalent “keyhole” shape that’s found throughout virtually all cultures and religions worldwide? We don’t know...because they never actually explain what those cultures think the keyhole actually is except Ancient Egypt!!! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 3 of the History Channel’s Ancient Aliens: The Galactic Keyhole!

Steve is under-the-weather today and unfortunately can't record a new episode tonight, but here's our little unofficial contribution to #Ghosttober on Discovery+: Alive commentary discussion of Ghost Adventures' own Zak Bagans 'Demon House' documentary that we did for our patrons over at Patreon.com/probingancientaliens in February. If you like this content then subscribe to our Patreon for only $5 or more you'll get over 30 episodes of "Adventurous Ghosts," our Ghost Adventures podcast and "Probing Deeper" where we probe a few knuckles deeper into aliens, the paranormal and anything tangentially related to what we talk about on Probing Ancient Aliens...but, y'know...DEEPER.

**SORRY FOR THE SLIGHT ECHO! New Garageband setup on a different laptop so we're still working out the kinks in exporting** Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Is Shambala, the most sacred of lost kingdom’s nestled somewhere in the heart of the Himalayas of Tibet, a true Lost Kingdom of extraterrestrial gods and goddesses that are actually guiding the destiny of planet Earth? Why were the Nazi’s looking for Shambala and what was it’s connection to the Aryan race? Were Madam Blavatsky’s “Kutumi” and Allistair Crowley’s “Lam” true “mahatma’s” from Shambala who were contacted not by deep meditation, but through occult means? Why is the Tibetan Buddha, specifically, physically depicted as having blue skin, long arms, and coming in at over 9 feet tall when all other Buddhas are more or less standard homosapians? Why have Tibet’s very own Bigfoots (the Yeti) been murdering people on pilgrimage to Mt. Kilash and Shambalah for over 1000 years and throwing their bodies in a lake? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Researchers sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 2 of Ancient Aliens: The Lost Kingdom!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Why do all religions and scientific schools of thought practically worship the number 12? What is it about ‘twelve’ that makes it so special - and so fundamental - to the very existence of the universe? Is 12 and it’s related factors truly the language of how the universe operates, expands, and evolves? Are the 12 notes that make up all the world’s music part of this divine equation? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 1 of Ancient Aliens: The Divine Number!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Have aliens been guiding the presidents of the United States to victory since the Revolutionary War? Have presidents been briefed into secret knowledge of the existence of UFOs and extraterrestrials by their aides and deeper organizations...up until Richard Nixon overstepped his bounds with Jackie Gleason and effectively ruined it for most future presidents. Do Democratic presidents not get the same access to UFO and ET information as Republican presidents? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 12 of Ancient Aliens: Aliens and the Presidents!

What’s the difference between the classic disc / saucer shaped UFO, and the oft-reported triangle and cigar shaped UFOs? Do the different shapes house different technology? Are they specialized in some way? Do different races of aliens use different craft as a cultural representation? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 11 of Ancient Aliens: The Ultimate Guide to UFOs!!!!