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"Sexy Voice Guy: It's Nice, Baby. Voice So Sexy It's Criminal"
Description: Immerse yourself in the captivating world of "Sexy Voice Guy," a podcast that's as mysterious as it is alluring, hosted by the enigmatic figure known only for his irresistibly sexy voice. This is not just another podcast; it's an auditory journey narrated by a voice so mesmerizing it should be illegal. Each episode of "Sexy Voice Guy" offers an eclectic mix of humor, gripping mysteries, and sage advice for relationships, all delivered in a tone that will send shivers down your spine.
Prepare to be entertained like never before. Whether it's uncovering the secrets of love, decoding the puzzles of the human heart, or simply sharing a laugh, our host's sultry timbre makes every word a tantalizing experience. Short in length but rich in content, these podcasts are perfect for a quick escape from the daily grind, providing a dose of fun, intrigue, and wisdom.
So, are you ready to be charmed? Tune in to "Sexy Voice Guy," and let the mysterious host with the unforgettable voice lead you into a world where each syllable is a symphony and every episode a new adventure in the art of conversation and storytelling. It's not just a podcast; it's an experience that will leave you saying, "Damn, that voice is sexy!"
- 56 - Clean it DeepThu, 07 Mar 2024
- 55 - Porn For Women (Part 1)
Welcome to a thought-provoking episode of Sexy Voice Guy, where we delve into the art of connection, passion, and understanding in relationships. In this episode, titled “Unlocking Desire: What Women Want & How Men Can Respond,” we navigate the intricate world of emotional and physical intimacy from a woman’s perspective.Join us as we explore the complexities of what really turns women on, going beyond the superficial to understand the emotional, intellectual, and physical aspects of attraction and desire. We have special guests, including renowned relationship experts and psychologists, who offer their insights and advice.
For men seeking to deepen their connection with their partners, this episode is a treasure trove of tips, from understanding the importance of communication and emotional presence to appreciating the nuances of physical touch and intimacy. We aim to dispel myths and foster a more profound understanding of mutual pleasure and respect in relationships.
Tune in for an enlightening discussion that promises to enhance your perspective and approach to love, passion, and partnership. It's not just about turning on; it's about tuning in.
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Learn about Phrogging, not as an abstract idea but as an unsettling reality. Ever considered who might be living undetected in your space? Prepare to find out.From real-life accounts to celebrity victims like P Diddy, we scrutinize the disquieting experience that may be closer to home than you think.
Step inside a world that blurs the line between reality and your worst nightmares. With his sultry, gripping voice, your host, Sexy Voice Guy, delves deep into the phenomenon known as "Phrogging"—an occurrence so unsettling that it challenges the very notion of safety within our own homes.
🕰 Why You Should Tune In:
Craving a cocktail of mystery, thrill, and the provocative? This isn't your typical bedtime story.
⏰ Episodic Timing and Visuals:
From the serenity of a home setting to the spine-chilling discovery of an uninvited guest, the podcast is a visual and auditory feast, making you question the notion of home security. Newspaper headlines, dramatized footages, and celebrity mentions keep you pinned to your seat. And, ah yes, don't forget those last 10 seconds. Your world will never be the same again.
🔐 Why This Matters To You:
It's a haunting question: What if the comfort and sanctity of your home were invaded? Whether you live in a suburban house, a city apartment, or a gated community, you need to be alert. And, we're not just throwing sensationalism your way. We're presenting facts that will make you vigilant about the space you consider the safest.So, lock your doors, but keep your minds wide open, as Sexy Voice Guy takes you on a journey that's as intriguing as it is unsettling. The comfort of your own home will never feel the same.
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The Unfathomable Odyssey of Flight 914: A Timeless Enigma Unraveled
Embark on a captivating journey through the annals of time and space, as we grapple with the perplexing tale of Flight 914. Imagine a sun-kissed morning on July 2, 1955—families, businessmen, and lone travelers board a plane in New York City, destined for the balmy shores of Miami. Only, they never make it. The plane vanishes off radars, evaporating into thin air and leaving behind a void filled only with questions.
But wait, the enigma doesn't end there. Fast forward to 1992, in Caracas, Venezuela—a plane touches down. Its design is archaic, its call sign? Flight 914. Astoundingly, the passengers and crew are trapped in a time capsule; their watches, calendars, even their food, are artifacts from that fateful day in 1955. Unaware of the years that have passed, they are prisoners of their own timeline.
Conspiracy theories abound—Was this a governmental experiment gone awry? An unintended consequence of Project Chronos, whispered among the corridors of clandestine operations? Or perhaps, an encounter of the extraterrestrial kind? Delve into the recollections of passengers who experienced odd dreams filled with cryptic symbols and otherworldly voices, adding layers to an already intricate mystery.
But hold onto your seats; just when answers seem within grasp, the plane and its occupants vanish again, deepening the enigma to unfathomable depths. The mystery of Flight 914 continues to elude, and it serves as a chilling reminder that when you look up to the sky, cosmic riddles are ceaselessly unfolding, leaving us to ponder—what other secrets does the universe harbor?
Dive in. Question everything. And remember, the next time you gaze at the sky, you're looking at an expanse filled with unsolved mysteries, much like the haunting tale of Flight 914.Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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Season 3 is going to take a new turn on unsolved mysteries of the world.
The first - Flight MH370 that disappeared after one hour of flight time..... what happened to it?Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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In the latest episode of *Sexy Voice Guy*, listeners are treated to a candid reflection on the age-old issue many anglers face: the lingering smell of fish on their hands after a day by the water. The host playfully depicts fishing as an adventure where one tosses a line in the water, hoping for a fishy prize. Yet, every so often, this reward might be a turtle or even a snake—far from the desired catch.
But more than these occasional aquatic surprises, the conversation gravitates towards the potent, unmistakable aroma that a fish leaves behind. The scent, as described, has a tenacity that can persevere until the next morning if one's hand-cleaning isn’t up to par. This leads our host to muse about the curious duality of fish. If its scent is so overwhelming, why then does its taste find favor among so many?
The episode isn’t merely a contemplative journey though. Listeners are offered a practical piece of advice: when faced with fishy fingers, don’t descend into a panic. Hot water, soap, and a thorough scrubbing can restore hands to their unscented state. And as the broadcast draws to a close, *Sexy Voice Guy* imparts a final thought: While fishing brings immense joy, never underestimate the importance of a good hand wash afterwards.Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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Join the alluring tones of the Sexy Voice Guy as he dives deep into the quirky, everyday mysteries that separate men from women. From the age-old Toilet Seat Tango to the baffling battles of the Remote Control Rumble, we'll uncover those humorous habits that have both charmed and confounded lovers through the ages.
While we humorously generalize these everyday conundrums, remember that individuality rules the roost. But, for comedic charm, let's pretend everyone *does* fit neatly into these categories.
Laugh at the Closet Conundrums, nod in agreement with the Silent Treatment Scenarios, and reminisce about those late-night Phone Phobias in bed. These romantic riddles may never be fully solved, but they sure make life a whole lot more interesting.
It's a light-hearted look at love, laughter, and life's little enigmas. So, buckle up, and let's unravel these riddles, one laugh at a time. Remember, even in mystery, it's always... *nice, baby.* 🖤🎧🌹Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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Stretch into the sultry world of yoga with the one and only Sexy Voice Guy. From intriguing positions like "Downward Dog" to hilarious renditions like "The Day Drinker" and "Goodbye Future Children", this episode will leave you both entertained and curiously inclined to try some out. But be forewarned - as alluring as yoga may seem, it's also a realm of unexpected sounds, astonishing flexibility, and at times, peculiar aromas. Whether you're a seasoned yogi or a rookie eager to stretch those limbs, this episode promises a blend of humor, sensuality, and raw honesty. So, grab your mat (and maybe a nose plug) and let's get started. Remember, it's not just about finding your center... it's about enjoying every (hilarious) moment of the journey. 💕🧘♂️🎧
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Tune into the latest episode of "The Sexy Voice Guy" where we navigate the world of 'Naughty Netflix' nights with your partner. Today, we discuss selecting the perfect binge-watch, the playful or perilous dynamics of onscreen beauty, and turning these viewing moments into a romantic extravaganza. We also cover the potential pitfalls of comparing your partner to on-screen heartthrobs, while providing tips to avoid body-shaming and promote intimacy. Learn how to spice up your binge-watching routine and transform a casual Netflix night into an enriching, shared experience.
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Welcome to another episode of "The Sexy Voice Guy" podcast! In this episode, titled "Feast of Foreplay," we delve into the hilarious and sometimes awkward moments when your loved ones eat near you. Picture a romantic setting, candles flickering, eyes locked, and then your sweetheart takes a bite of their food, only to produce a llama-like or horse-like chewing sound. Suddenly, you find yourself transported to a wildlife documentary, witnessing the eating habits of hippos, zebras, alligators, or even a Hilo monster devouring a deer.
While it may not be the ideal dining experience, those sounds can strangely be sexy and even ignite a food fight frenzy. You might find yourself torn between running away screaming internally or embracing the crunch as part of the romantic ambiance. So, what do you say in that moment? Should you politely ask your loved one to chew with their mouth closed or maybe blend their food for a quieter experience? It's crucial to be cautious and kind with your words, as they might become self-conscious.
If you're anything like me, you can't stand the sound of other people eating, especially nuts—way too loud. And don't even get me started on crunchy tacos. The messiness of cheese and meat going everywhere is a challenge in itself. But food and love are intertwined, and perhaps those crunches and slurps are just amplified expressions of affection. It could be your loved one's way of saying, "I love your cooking so much that I can't contain my appreciation, even if it means making loud, exaggerated eating noises."
In the end, maybe it's time to get your own back. Grab a crunchy bowl of cereal in the middle of the night and munch away as they're falling asleep. After all, revenge is a dish best served crunchy. But jokes aside, open and honest communication is the key. If your loved one's eating habits bother you, talk to them about it. And if you love them and their unique eating sounds, consider introducing them to the idea of a silent supper—a meal enjoyed in complete silence, which can be a fun and unique way to communicate your feelings without causing a stir.
Remember, no matter how irritating those chewing noises may be, your love should always be a feast for the soul, never a famine. Thank you for tuning in today and embrace the sweet, sometimes not-so-nice sounds that come out of your lover's face when they eat too loudly.
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Join the Sexy Voice Guy as he turns a simple task into an exciting journey of anticipation, in the latest episode of transforming the ordinary into extraordinary. This time, he explores the titillating task of tending to your bushes before a party. From the nerve-racking excitement of welcoming friends into your intimate space, to the joy of setting the perfect first impression, every moment is an intriguing blend of nerve and excitement. Whether you are entering through the front door or the back, the sight of well-trimmed bushes can set the tone for a memorable evening. But it's not all about aesthetics, it's also about making a path, an invitation for others to explore. In this adventurous venture, the Sexy Voice Guy also covers the unique joy of getting your hands dirty and the sense of accomplishment that follows. From the swings in your yard to the anticipation of a great gathering, this episode is a gentle reminder of the importance of diligent work and finding joy in preparation. So, are you ready to prune those bushes and keep your doors open? Remember, it's not just nice, it's nice baby.
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In this sensationally enticing episode of Sexy Voice Guy, we're embarking on a journey like no other — "The Organic Selection to Orgasmic Infusion," a tantric expedition to the grocery store. Transforming the mundane into the extraordinary, we uncover the sensual delights hidden in plain sight, from the produce aisle to the checkout line. Whether it's blushing over a suggestive zucchini, playing a risqué game of I Spy among the vegetables, or finding the perfect meat for a saucy experience, we reveal how every part of the supermarket can be a playground of sensuous wonder.
As we explore this tantalizing world, we also delve into the art of selecting the perfect chicken, the playful spark rekindled by suggestive vegetables, and the delicious treat promised by choosing the right steak. We celebrate the joy of grocery shopping sans kids, and the fun in secretly sneaking in items into the cart. And remember, it's not just about making the perfect salad, it's about the thrill of rushing back to the vegetable section to grab those missing ingredients.
Join us as we stroll through the grocery store aisles, proving that even the simplest tasks can be laced with sensuality when approached with the right mindset. So, if you're ready to see your routine supermarket trip in a whole new light, tune in and remember — it's not just nice, it's nice, baby!Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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Welcome to another jaw-dropping episode of Sexy Voice Guy, where we explore the unexpectedly alluring side of life's most mundane relationship moments. Today, we're talking about the passionate dance of the perfectly imperfect kiss—yes, that clumsy yet endearing exchange we've all experienced at some point in our lives you ready to pucker up and embrace the world of the awkward smooch? Let's dive in, shall we?
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Seductive Directions: Steering Desire
Welcome to this steamy episode of Sexy Voice Guy, where we explore the captivating world of seductive driving directions. Join us as we delve into various scenarios that showcase the alluring navigation skills of the women in our lives. From suggestive shortcuts to the passionate parking job, we'll examine how these sultry copilots make even the most advanced GPS systems envious. Get ready for a thrilling ride that redefines the art of navigation and celebrates the sensual moments that make our journeys unforgettable. Remember to drive safely and embrace the adventure! It's Nice, Baby!Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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Welcome to another sizzling episode of Sexy Voice Guy, where we plunge into the seductive depths of everyday interactions. Today, we're talking dishwashers—oh, you heard that right. We're getting down and dirty with that steamy, sudsy appliance we all secretly adore. But when it comes to loading and unloading, men and women might approach it with their own spicy flair. Let's dive in, shall we?
- Communication is key: Men may be tempted to just throw things in, creating a wild, untamed mess, while women might crave a more tantalizingly organized arrangement. Communicate your desires, sensually murmur your utensil placement preferences, and find that oh-so-sexy middle ground.Share the load: Ladies, we know you savor your symmetry, but sometimes, you've got to let loose and welcome the disorder. Gents, try to appreciate the irresistible charm of a well-organized rack. There's nothing steamier than working together and admiring each other's...dish-loading techniques.Heat things up: A dishwasher isn't just for dishes, darlings—it's a sultry playground for you and your partner. Crank up the heat by challenging each other to a race—who can load or unload the fastest? Winner gets to choose the next fiery household task, like seductively sorting socks or sensuously scrubbing the shower.Celebrate your differences: Savor your partner's unique approach to dishwasher duty. Maybe it's the way they caress the fine china or how they provocatively twirl the cutlery. Discover the hidden sensuality in the seemingly mundane, and let your dishwasher dance become an erotic tango.
That's all for today, you gorgeous listeners. Join us next time on Sexy Voice Guy for more scorching tips on everyday life. Remember, it's not just about the dishes; it's about the simmering passion between you and your partner. Keep things fiery and tantalizing, and stay sexy!
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I was thinking the other day when I was making coffee. What does coffee think when I put cream in it? Me deep inside it? Do you think it says I love it when you cream my coffee? I mean watching it swirl the little tantalizing dance that it makes. Imagine if coffee and cream had a baby I'm not sure what it'd be? Probably look like Beyonce.
Pretty amazing really. Coffee and cream is really a delicate thing. It's something that's so special to everyone involved all three of us it's like a weird threesome. Dark coffee, super white cream - and I am eating both of them.
I think we should all think about our cream and coffee differently now. And next time you mix your cream deep and set up some dark coffee and joy every second of it. Helpful tips from your sexy voice guy. It's nice babySexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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10 things you can say to your woman to make her happy.
First. You're right. I'm wrong. Anything to make you happy?
Second. Let me take care of that for you.
Third. Sure. I'll watch The Notebook with you again.
Four. Of course I'll kill the spider and cockroach for you.
Five. I'll cook dinner tonight. And do the dishes and clean up afterwards.
Six. Let's skip the game and go shopping instead. TJ Maxx, Marshalls, DSW - sounds amazing.
Seven. You look beautiful. Even when you're wearing sweatpants.
Eight. I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. Can you repeat everything you just said? I'm not actually sure that's a good one to say. You probably should just listen the first time.
Nine. Yes. I think we should get a puppy
Ten, I'll put the toilet seat down for you. I promise. I'm sorry you fell in the toilet.
Men. If you heed this advice, your relationship will improve. Your night will improve and you'll be less likely to be stabbed during the course of a relationship.
Good luck.Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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Fasting to Jesus.
I know life comes at your hard.
And you know, you get a little extra weight and little chunkiness. And the first thing you're gonna start doing is trying some diets, maybe you're just gonna go to fasting.
You know, it's where you don't eat for 24 hours, maybe three days in a row, maybe just take 18 hours off, but then it didn't work.
Next thing you know, you're on a Keto. And now you're talking about it, because that's what you do. When you're on keto. You say, Hey, I'm on keto. And you tell everybody, I'm on keto. I don't eat carbs. I feel amazing. I love it, but you don't inside deep down. You just wanted a big giant loaf of bread.
But when keto doesn't work, and you tried to intermittent fasting, next, you know, you join a gym, probably CrossFit. That's when you get in there. And next thing you know, you love heavy metal music, you got tattoos and it's all you're talking about. It's keto fasting and CrossFit.
But you look in the mirror and you're still chunky. So who do you turn to? Clearly, it's Jesus. You start walking door to door preaching the word talking about CrossFit, your keto diet, and all the fasting you've done. You've walked miles you look down, you look in the mirror, and oh my God, you've lost 50 pounds.
Amen.Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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I know this is a tricky situation to pass a bit of gas in front of your man for the first time. But here is some advice and techniques to do so while strengthening your relationship.
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Ladies, season two is all about you.
Ask sexy voice guy any question about life, parenting, relationships, career. I'll reply back with a real video for you answering your question.
I'm here for you this season.
I'm gonna help you be better, feel better, do better in life.
It's nice baby!Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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We know you love watching all the episodes from your favorite Sexy Voice Guy. And we're here to make that easy for you. Season 1 was all about humor in short requests from listeners! Thank you for listening and launching the podcast! #humor #micropodcast #podcast #sexyvoice #sexymalevoice #funnypodcast
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Confused? Ask Sexy Voice Guy!
Ask Sexy Voice Guy a question. That's right! Relationships? life? career? parenting? I can help with all that, just ask me a question in the comments, either through text or video and I will reply with an answer. Ask sexy voice guy.Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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Safe Words
Safe words. It's a word used in sadomasochistic sexual practices to indicate that a participant wants to stop. Now there's some general rules for picking your safe word. First, you better remember it, don't make it too long. Second, you better be able to say it with a GoreTex mouth ball stuck in your face. Third, it better not be confusing, like more, not enough, or harder. Here's some great examples you can use umbrella, Oprah, Ariana Grande, Justin Bieber, Oklahoma, mango, paws, pineapple, upside-down pineapple red. Here's a bad example, sandusky, asha woods, or your exes first name, your grandma's name, your mother's name, your priest name from childhood. Don't do those but safe words are there for a reason. Pick a good one. Remember it and use it wisely while you're getting tortured and beat up by your partner. Enjoy. It's nice baby!Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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I love Neil Diamond. And according to Bill Murray, there are only two types of people in this world those who love Neil Diamond and those who do not. And I certainly do. Few facts about Neil Diamond, you should absolutely know first, I've seen him five times. That's right five times, but no more. He has Parkinson's. It's kind of sad. He went to school with Barbra Streisand and high school. They weren't friends, but they were in the same choir. He's known as the Jewish Elvis. He went to New York University as a fencer, and he loves to write songs about love. I mean, that's pretty sexy, right? You know, some of his top songs are Love on the Rocks, Cracklin Rosie, and my favorite Sweet Caroline. Should I sing it? Let's try it.
Where it began. I can't begin to know when. But that I know it's growing strong.
Greatest karaoke song of all time. It's nice baby!Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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Best Drink After A Long Run.
The greatest beer to have after a long run is Tropicalia. So if you're a runner like to torture yourself with long runs on Saturday or Sunday mornings right afterwards, I recommend a Tropicalia. They are amazing, ripe and juicy. They smell like passion fruit made love to citrus tree. It's almost like baby Jesus visited and said, I want the greatest beer ever made. And then creature comforts made it in Tropicalia. It has a very distinct package, bright orange light blue can. Funny fact, it's what Thor drank when he got fat in the Marvel movies really good IPA and that stands for an Indian Pale Ale, which you can only get America you can't get in India, ironically. But if you're gonna do some running, and you want to have a nice beer afterwards, this is what you need to have. This is the beer of choice. If you don't run, you can still drink it of course, but you're much more likely to get chunky with big love handles and a gut because that's what happens when you drink IPAs like water, try it Tropicalia go for a run first. Maybe go for a run afterwards, but it's harder to do it afterwards. So run first. It's nice baby!Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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Coffee - The Nectar Of The Gods. #short #podcast #humor #funny #funnypodcast #coffee #morningcoffee #coffeeadict #espresso #coffeeinaction #latte
Coffee, the nectar of the gods. Without it, the world would have ended. If you don't have coffee every morning, you're probably a terrible person or you're just a baby. It's good to know the coffee was discovered by a goat herder in Egypt. America drinks the most coffee with an average of 88.8 gallons per year per person. If you drink too much coffee today, you become irritable and a giant aihole, so drink less Karen. Coffee has a very special connection to all types of people. Even in music, it has a very special connection Eric Clapton both are better without cream. You should also know the difference between coffee and your own opinion. Most people will only ask for coffee. There's really only two types of people in this world as well. Those that love coffee, and liars you should know how a coffee snob takes their coffee. Seriously, very seriously. Even IT people love coffee. They love Java and hipsters often burn their tongue on coffee, because they drink it before it's cool. Now if you take my coffee you better get ready for a mugging. But all seriousness coffee makes you an honest person and without it you'd be full of shit. It's nice baby!Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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Vodka Is Awesome. #shorts #comedy #improv #podcast #humor #funnypodcast #funny #adice #lifehacks #motivation #explorepage #vodka #drink #lightdrink
Vodka is awesome. Vodka is amazing drink. It comes from the name voda, which means water ïn Russian. There was a time though in Russia when they ran out. In May 9 1945. When the Nazis surrendered to the Soviet Union, the Russians partied so hard within 22 hours they depleted their entire country's resources. I'm surprised didn't invade another country to get some more. But let's not focus on Russia's vodka. Look more back to the United States where they have Tito's vodka for dog lovers made right in Austin, Texas, but most mancha has a 90 calories per 50 grams per shot. It's lighter than water. It's one of the cleanest alcohols you can buy on the planet has no sugar, yeast or any of those kinds of things. You're rockin keto, it's all you can drink baby great a friendly another really good brand of vodka is double crossed out of Slovakia incredibly pure one all types of awards. My personal preference is at Tito's and club soda and a pinch of lime. And like most drinks, the more you drink, the better look and sound. It's nice baby!Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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Must-Know Filipino Fun Facts. #short #podcast #humor #funny #funnypodcast #philippines #filipino #karaoke #mannypacquiao
Must know facts about the Philippines. First, it is composed of over 7600 islands in Southeast Asia. The average temperature there is 765 degrees Fahrenheit. They have some of the most polite people on the planet maybe because they start celebrating Christmas in September. Karaoke is the national activity so practice sure Barry Manilow and Neil Diamond because if you don't like karaoke, you're a horrible person. They do send over 400 million text messages a day to each other making it the thumb arthritis capital of the world, but they do the longest basketball game ever played over 120 hours, amazing for an average height of four foot three in the country that they have a basketball team. They have five of the largest shopping malls and the largest volcanic eruption ever occur in the last 50 years. Manny Pacquiao is from there and he's so fast he can knock you out just looking at you. The yo-yo was invented there explains why there's such a level headed culture that can deal with the ups and downs. They have rice with everything, breakfast, lunch, dinner. If you don't have rice, it's not a meal. You can have with mangoes in your coffee on your hot chocolate with your ice cream. It's rice baby!Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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Beach AMSR - Fall Asleep in one minute. #comedy #improv #podcast #humor #funnypodcast #funny #adice #lifehacks #motivation #explorepage #asmr #asmrsleep #asmrrelax #asmrsounds #asmrvids #asmrbeach #relaxing #sleep #beach #waves #satisfying
Imagine you're on a beach, beautiful white sands. It's a warm, clear, sunny day, and you hear the ocean. You hear the wind. You feel the sun on your face. It's warm. But the day unfolds and you go for your walk, you feel the white sand continuously caress your feet. Let your mind drift. Breathe. Enjoy the power of the ocean. It's push its pull its release. Let your mind drift further. The like the tide. Let it come and go. Let your mind drift. Breathe. Hear the waves, feel the wind. Close your eyes and let go.Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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Ariana Grande Is Terrible. #short #podcast #humor #funny #funnypodcast #ariana #arianagrande #music #musica #voice
Ariana Grande is terrible. Her music is absolute garbage. Incredibly repetitive, derivative of every song she ever sings. She was annoying as Cat on salmon cat. Don't ask why I know that show. Ironically though, she does sound like a calf getting slowly tortured to death when she sings. I would rather have a warm dagger gently inserted into my eardrum than listen to her music. Her lyrics are generally horrible, thoughtless and meaningless on one the trifacta Triple Threat, if you will, her music may cause cancer. I have no scientific proof except for the giant tumor growing on my ear every time she sings. I don't know why she just randomly cusses in her songs as no value doesn't feel very smooth. She is really just celebrity culture. And it seems music is a second thought. According to the things.com, she is a cheater, a bully, she's mean to her fans, and I think they're implying she may smell like rotten turkey. Ariana Grande is amusing. It's not nice baby!Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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Happy 4th Of July. #short #podcast #humor #funny #funnypodcast #july4th #longweekend #hotdogs #firecrackers #history #historyfacts #IndependenceDay
Happy 4th of July from American, the sexy voice guy. Here's some interesting facts about the 4th of July. First Americans are going to eat over 150 million hotdogs, drink 16 billion gallons of beer, and blow up about $1 billion worth of fireworks and lose some fingers. The actual vote for the Declaration of Independence was on July 2. It was only published in the papers on July 4, and on July 4, only two people actually signed the Declaration of Independence that was Charles Thompson and in notorious John Hancock with his giant ass signature. Nicolas Cage would argue there is a treasure map on the back, but there isn't. On the back of the declaration independence, there's only a phrase that reads original Declaration of Independence July 4, 1776, kind of like an NFT. An odd mystery related to the Fourth of July is that on the 50th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence, Thomas Jefferson and John Adams both died within five hours of each other. Maybe they are partying a little hard so party safely America and Happy Fourth of July. It's nice baby!Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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The Beauty of Cussing. #short #podcast #humor #funny #funnypodcast #cuss #words #wordsoftheday #wordsofwisdom
The beauty of cussing. Have you ever wondered why a cuss word becomes a cuss word? Or why we even have them in language? I know I did. And I looked it up. Here's what I found out for a word. First of all, to qualify as a cuss word, it must have the potential to offend. It has to cross a cultural line into the taboo. Oh taboo sound sexy. But swearing though has a whole science behind it. There is actually a way that it can alleviate pain, and it's been shown to make you stronger. I'm not sure that's 100% True, but that's what Google told me. The top five customers though in Am erica are s**t, f**k, c**k s****r, mother f****r and c**t. My favorite one s**t. No doubt about it. It is the most versatile cuss word on the planet and it's by far the least offensive. No one no in America uses C bomb unless you're classless or you're visiting from Australia. But the beauty of cussing is something that you should definitely embrace and enjoy as part of our language and enjoy it. It's nice mother f****r!Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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Trimming Your Bush. #short #podcast #humor #funny #funnypodcast #bush #trim #garden #gardening #friends
Trimming your Bush as your Bush become a bit patchy or overgrown. It's been a little while since you've done some gardening. Maybe you're having friends over and you need to quickly trim it so you aren't so embarrassed, few tips for you to help you get that done. First lay down a tarp. It's gonna get messy, it's been a while, you want to clean this thing up quickly. Second, take a moment to examine your bush. Determine the size, the shape the length, third, start cutting from the bottom up. This will ensure the look in the fields the way you're going to want it. Don't go dip in too deep either. This could cause permanent damage or even scarring. When I get done. Take a step back, observe it. Enjoy it for a moment. Find the details. Get it to the shape you want. And then stop. Clean your tools. Pick up the clippings. Take a shower, if you got dirty when your friends come up to your house. Your push will look better. You won't be embarrassed and they'll happily come into your home. Enjoy these tips on trimming your bush. It's nice baby!Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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Keto - How To Lose Friends and Weight #short #podcast #humor #funny #funnypodcast #keto #diet
Keto, how to lose friends and weight. The ketogenic diet is a very low carb high fat diet. It drastically reduces carbohydrate intake and replaces it with fat, good fat just like good debt. You can have good fat, but it puts your body in this metabolic state called ketosis. ketogenic diets are a significant reduction in blood sugar and insulin levels, as well as friendships. It's really easy to spot someone on keto for they tell you about it in the first two minutes of meeting them. I personally have lost about 800 pounds on keto, that's four friends. We're also a house that takes off their shoes when you come in, which is great for cleanliness, but is the source of a lot of other friend loss a different episode. I've never had so much cauliflower in my life, the total weight eaten actually exceeds the remaining friends I have. I've eaten over 1000 avocados and I now more actually can speak Spanish say Alberto Espanol and I never knew kale made into a chip. It's actually pretty good one downside of keto no more beer, upside vodka. All you can eat, enjoy. It's nice baby!Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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Watermelons Are Disgusting! #short #podcast #humor #funny #funnypodcast #watermelons #summer #tasty #fruits
Watermelons are disgusting! I know it's the chosen fruit of summer. It's gorgeous with its bright green, outer edge and inner pink beautiness but it's just a horribly tasting fruit. I'd rather drink warm moldy beer, or maybe get a hot dagger in my that have to eat watermelon. Its texture feels like sand and diarrhea though I've never had either of those as food, but I think that's what it would come together. The best use for what I've seen is really as actually making a sculpture or filling it with vodka and freezing it and then eating it that way. More tolerable, still tastes disgusting. Don't get me wrong. Everyone loves it. I wish I did too. But I'm in that group of people who cannot eat it without wanting to throw up. You know if you get a seedless one. I'm wondering how that even happened. Probably genetic modification. Its flavors kind of like sugar, ate sugar, then took a poop and then it made a watermelon. I respected you can enjoy it, but it's horrible. It's nice baby!Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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Motivation. #short #podcast #humor #funny #funnypodcast #motivation
Motivation. Motivation is a tricky thing. A lot of people think that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing. But that's why you have to do it every day. You have to get motivated every day, give it 100% Unless you're giving blood, don't do that. Don't give it 100% Then, and just because you know you fail on your first try, doesn't mean you get knocked down. But if you do fail on your first try, don't don't try skydiving. That'd be bad. But listen to Yoda, do or do not. There is no trying it. There's no words, Better Spoken by a little green monster that doesn't really exist. It's true though. You really want to make sure that you're not indecisive. But I'm not really sure if that's, that's real. But end of the day, get motivated, get up and do something you've always wanted to do. And think of it this way. If cauliflower can become pizza, then you can do anything my friend and I do mean anything. It's nice baby!Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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Mystery Of Swingers and the Upside-Down Pineapples #shorts #podcast #humor #funnypodcast #pineapple
Upside down pineapples, the mystery of the swingers. That's right. This is the mark the mystery. This is how you find the parties that you've been looking for. Or maybe that you're hosting the party. Don't believe me, go rock your local grocery store at 9pm on a Saturday, throw a pineapple in there, upside down and just walk around the fruit section. People will approach you, they'll tell you about where their party is. Or they may ask you where yours is. Maybe you're on a cruise, but a pineapple in front of your door. Maybe just in your neighborhood throw one up for fun. You don't think this is a real thing? It is, in 2021 over 41 point 2 million views on tick tock on the subject alone. But here's my advice. Don't get caught up in the hype or the excitement of a swingers party, especially ones that are hosted in low light or in the dark because after that, you may leave wondering what game over you. Enjoy, you're upside down pineapples. It's nice baby!Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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Speakerphone Sucks! #shorts #podcast #humor #funny #speakerphone
Speaker phones, please do not use speaker phones ever. It is a horrible habit. It's incredibly rude. And if you do I will probably beat you with a rubber chicken that I carry around with me just for the occasion. If I see you on a speakerphone in your in public place, I may join in the conversation. I may just jump right in there, maybe start singing along or maybe videotape you doing it and just narrate over it in a sexy voice. But if you use a speakerphone and you're not at work, you're being incredibly rude, terrible, terrible habit. I believe if you are using a speakerphone while filling up your gas, your car will explode. So please continue to do that. I don't hear the excuse that you don't have headphones or your phone crack that don't call people don't talk to anyone. First of all, you don't really want to put the other person on the other line on a speakerphone because they may say something you may regret. God knows if you have me on there, I likely will. The other thing about speaker phones is is that you're basically communicating you're not a good person and that you probably will have to burn in hell just advice things to think about speaker phones. It's nice baby! No, it's not speakerphone suck. Don't do it.Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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Dark Secret of CrossFit #short #podcast #humor #funny #funnypodcast #crossfit #gym
CrossFit, a cult? Or community? CrossFit was established in 2000 by Greg Glassman where you open the first gym in Santa Cruz, California, of course this came from California. What you do is basically spend $200 a month to do burpees in a garage style setting called the box. And when you get done you throw up other things you'll hear along the way are words like WOD, snatch and chippers. The starter kit for beginning CrossFit requires you to have tattoos piercing, potentially a criminal record, graduated high school maybe, and a screening sensation that comes out of your mouth as you listen to the joyous sounds of heavy metal and rap. CrossFit is really what happens when you replace tried and true weightlifting effectiveness and safety with injuries and danger. If you meet a new friend and you want to know if they've done CrossFit. It's easy. They tell you in the first two minutes of meeting, but in a day if you do it you'd probably get ripped and look amazing. I haven't tried it yet. That's because if I had a sexy body on top of his voice, it's game over. It's nice baby!Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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Why Cant Prius Drivers Make Right Turns? #shorts #podcast #humor #prius
Why can't Prius drivers make right turns? I don't understand it. It doesn't seem to matter if there's traffic or no traffic or if there's a green light or a red light it could be because there's too many bumper stickers urging peace and everyone together. Or maybe it's the whole foods bags in the back or the dog that's running loose barking and everyone, maybe the cars just underpowered? I don't know. But Prius drivers you got to help me understand here why you can't make right turns. I also don't understand how you've all ran marathons or half marathon. I feel like those who just had the 5k sticker or they're posers or they're just working their way up to it. I'm thinking the fix for this is possibly don't drive or get a different car or get a different card. Don't drive at all. Enjoy. It's nice baby!Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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3 Tips For Getting A Girlfriend #shorts #podcast #humor #girlfriend #advice
Simple advice to get a girlfriend. First understand you. Understand who you are. Understand if you're a great looking person that's super charming and loaded, you're probably gonna have a lot of choices. But if you're super nerdy and it looks like someone hit you in the face with a branch and you got small junk, you're gonna have challenges as well. Understand who you are, where it fits, because it's gonna be important to the second step, which is setting expectations. Your expectations should be not I'm going to out kick my coverage, and I'm going to get the best looking person on the planet. No, no, no, no, no, I want you to make sure that you understand who you are relative to what you think you can get. You want to make sure if you're good looking, but you can't form a sentence, you're gonna have problems. If you're super nerdy, but you're smooth as hell. You are in good shape. Understand your expectations. That way when you're looking for a girlfriend, you're probably in the right zone and finally, share the right information. Let them know you look like Chuck Norris. Let them know you're hung. You have a Ferrari, or maybe that you live in mom's basement and your teeth are crooked. Or maybe you just have basic cable. Simple advice for getting a girlfriend. It's nice baby!Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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Eating Tacos. #shorts #podcast #humor
Eating tacos. Before you do, there's a few things you should know about tacos. One, it's a pretty old dish. It's from the 18th century when gunpowder was wrapped up in paper, like attack Quito, then they inserted it deep into the rocks and they let it up. This is from Mexico, one of the highest eating Taco countries in the world. And I don't know if you know this, but anything can go on a taco. You can put whatever you want that taco not everything is recommended. If you don't want anything too spicy, or anything you're gonna choke on or anything that caused damage. You can put anything you want to Taco. It translates to light lunch, there's a whole day to celebrate a taco as well. Tacos can be pretty damn expensive. If you're in St. Louis, Missouri. I do recommend Del Taco after maybe attending the bars downtown. Be careful. You may enjoy that taco twice. I love juicy tacos. All types meat, chicken pork. I know who the hell came out with a fish taco. They should be beat with a rubber chicken. But that's everything you need to know about tacos. It's nice baby!Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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History of Condoms. #shorts #podcast #humor #comedy #funnypodcast #condoms
The history of condoms goes back to 11,000 BC where they show paintings on cave walls of animal skin being used. Not sure I'd want to use that condom today it's probably out of date but most condoms until the modern condom were made of sheep intestines. Ugh, gross. In 1855 the first rubber condom was made. This was because of Charles good years discovery of rubber vulcanization which led to the first condom being built, but also was very, very thick and bulky. Ironic, right? All types of condoms exist female, lambskin, flavored, glow in the dark, ribbed for her pleasure, and I'm pretty sure there's probably a gluten free one, two. Also one of the highest stolen items in stores. Why? The teenagers are afraid to buy them. They're embarrassed. Let's wrap up this bid with a bit of wisdom to chew on. If you break a mirror, it's seven years of bad luck, break a condom, and it's going to want you to pay for college. Enjoy this full length podcast. It's nice baby!Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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Racoons. First off, how do you spell the name? One C? Two C's? D efinitely a double O, it's probably worth looking into. If I was going to be any other mammal, it might be a raccoon. There's a few reasons. They still have all their five little digits. They can really do some skillful things, like they can unlatch a cage, they can untie a knot, they can pick your pocket, it's true. They get pretty big to about 57 pounds. They, they're nocturnal, so they, you know, they kind of like to party. They're kind of like swingers to you know, they don't have life partners, this kind of do what they want and do it when they want. I liked a little bandit eyes too. You know, they kind of look like they're always up to mischief. I bet they're pretty delicious, too. I think all you'd really need is maybe garlic salt, pepper, mela cumin, slow roast those little gains on a fire. Maybe indirect heat. Not really sure that's legal. I was trying though. That's raccoons by a sexy voice guy. It's nice baby!Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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Don't Be Like These Gym People! #shorts #podcast #humor #fun #comedy #gym
Gym people. Here's some annoying things that happened in the gym. We're gonna start with the grunters. You know who you are, you make too much noise. People who are brand new that only go to one machine and sit there the whole time. Also people who take endless selfies in the gym or film themselves lifting it, stop. Anybody with sandals quit doing that. You work out in jeans, also a stop. Anybody who's practicing karate or their golf swing in the mirror, please quit this. I really don't enjoy the people who wear too much makeup or endlessly do cardio and won't get off the machine. If you count your reps out loud. Or take a speaker phone call. Don't CrossFit hold different episode we need to do on that one. Anybody who asked for a spot they clearly cannot lift the weight be if I went to the gym I probably have more here for you. But the truth is lots of behaviors people need to quit doing and improve their experience at the gym. Thanks for listening. It's nice baby!Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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Clean Your Balls #Shorts #Podcast #Humor #Balls #Comedy
Balls, you got to clean your balls. I'm referring specifically to the balls in your bag. That's right, they get dirty sometimes when you play golf and you got to know how to clean them properly. So when you take the balls out, clean them with warm soapy water in a bucket. Don't mix other people's balls in there and if clean balls before you don't want to do that gets confusing gets too too intense. Just clean your own balls or have someone clean them for you. And make sure they use their fingertips very gently to clean each and every dibble. Get in there. Work at nice, get in your hand, get a couple of those things going back and forth. You don't wanna get too hot of water either. You could walk that cover hurts, you're you know, you're clean. I'm like that will be gentle, yet firm. You still need to have enough roughness to get it clean, and really helped these balls perform better on that shape, but in green, that's where it's important. Getting that ball in the hole. Simply guys from the sexy boys guide on how to clean your golf balls. It's nice baby!Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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How To Use Your Hard Seltzer #Shorts #Podcast #Humor #HardSeltzer
Hard seltzer is nice. Hard seltzer, delta seltzer, mature seltzer, spiked seltzer and hard sparkling alcohol waters what this stuff is, it's a kind of drink that's fermented from cane sugar, sometimes malted barley, which is ironic because it was advertised as low sugar. That's weird, but I've only found one really good use for hard seltzer. Watch. This is Peters first attempt at a birdie. *inaudible*. That's hard seltzer, my sexy voice guy. It's nice baby!Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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History of Dicks #Shorts #Podcast #Humor
Dicks, the history of dicks. I know you wondered why the name Richard got shortened a dick. I did too. So I looked it up. Apparently Richard is a very old dramatic name. It is pronounced slightly differently back then. I can't speak German, so I'm not going to try to do it. But in the 1800s, though, apparently they would shorten things for the purposes of writing them down. Yeah, remember those days you use a pen and a pencil? Not even a pen back there. Just the pencil. Actually, I don't know what they use. Maybe it's chalk, but they would shorten things. So Richard became Rick which became Dick. And Rick Dick rhyme they liked it, Dick stuck. Some famous dicks you should know about our Dick Butkus, Dick Tracy, Dick Kevin Dick Paul, that's a real name, John Holmes. They're all amazing dicks. And today if you're called dick, it probably means you're a jerk or if you're referring to your the male anatomy, that can be that too. Or maybe your name is just Richard. That's the history of dicks. Thanks for listening. Enjoy. It's nice baby.Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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Welcome to the sexy voice guy podcast, where I can make any topic sexy and funny. Leave me a comment with your topic and I'll create one just for you. It's nice baby!
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Cornhole Tips | Getting Your Bag In The Hole #Shorts #Podcast #Humor
Cornhole is a fun game you can play with a partner, or by yourself. It's more fun to play with a partner of course, but the goal of the game is to get four bags in a hole. Seems like a lot of bags for one hole. If you asked me, it's very important to to have a drink while you play. Why? Because drinking is awesome. Here are three tips though to improve your cornhole experience. First, you got to learn the arc. You need the right angle, the right trajectory to land on that hard wood with your bags. If you don't, you might bounce off and miss the whole. Second, you got to learn the slide. That's right. Your bank has a slide side you might not known that. You want to land about six inches shorter. So have that hole and slide it right in. You can go a little longer away but six inches is about the average size. Third, motion, you got to practice to get it swing and just right to get those bags in the hole. If you practice enough by yourself when you're with your partner, they're going to really like you get in those bags and the whole. Enjoy those tips for cornhole because: It's nice baby!Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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Truth About Nuts #shorts #podcast #humor
Today's discussions about nuts. I'm concerned about the nuts you're putting in your mouth. Nuts, you know they can be dangerous, you know, then they come in all sizes and shapes and types. Some are salted or unsalted. Some are you know, light-colored with curved, some looked like cockroaches, some are dark and wrinkly, and some are ominous-looking, too. You got to be careful, you got to pick the right nut for you, you know, you don't wanna pick something that's going to hurt you. You definitely want to put too many nuts in your mouth at once. That's never good. But you want to make sure you're not allergic that nut can make you swell up or even die. But when you get your nut you just want to make sure that you've eaten the right amount and when you get done you really want to wash it down some you know water milk you know cottage cheese maybe Scotch I know that's kind of weird, but you know all those things work really well to wash down the nut's weird residue in your mouth. Don't go back to get more nuts after you drink it. Just enjoy the ones you had. Just sound advice from sexy voice guy and enjoy your nuts because: it's nice baby.Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal |
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