The Brock & Dalby Show

Travelling to the States is stressful, unless you have the cool refreshing taste of JOLT COLA. This will make sense if you listen to this special edition episode.

The tragic disappearance of a man's extra hashbrown leads to the definitive ranking of all things potato. Plus, some great relationship advice, just shut up.

If you're a cop, and you get assaulted with a block of cheese, how long before you think your co-workers stop making fun of you? No less than 3-5 right?

Hollow out a pickle, grab a Dr Pepper, and call your damn mom.

When the robots take over the planet, maybe we'll get lucky and they'll keep us like pets. Also, anyone want to go into the forest and hit dirt with a stick?

It's not as expensive to get caught smoking on a plane as you might think. Also, who's down to all dress down trashy and go have a party at WalMart?

Would Batman make a good roommate, or should we be reporting him to the authorities... Plus, a draft of the BOAT Moms! (Best Of All Time)

Did you hear the Leafs are out? I don't think Brock knew. He knows now. Also, who's the toughest cereal mascot? All the tough questions today...

Some people just ruin it for everyone man. Also, if you're going to leave a message about us being wrong, you better be right...

9 out of 10 economists will tell you, feet are inflation proof. Plus, staying strapped up with an airhorn, and some classic BaD Clips from Dalby at home.

We have official, irrefutable proof that hot dogs save lives! Speaking of still being alive, the Leafs aren't dead yet. Oh, and The Rock pees in bottles. So that's weird.

You think gas prices are bad? When's the last time you took out a loan and bought some deodorant? Also, the future is bright with cheating geniuses.

Dalby got the most bizarre compliment off the air today, so we're sharing it here. Also, we met all the Brocks! And the Leafs aren't dead yet...

Ontario is getting rid of sick notes, so we've got the Top 5 best excuses to get out of stuff like work. Plus, the greatest OH YEAH of all time, cause it's Time To Party.

Fist fights in the workplace, horrific food pranks, and the story of how Dalby almost ran over an old lady, no matter what he tries to say happened.

Dalby went down the Pearson Gold Heist rabbit hole, and now has big ideas. Oh, and someone left their toupee in an Uber last year, and we have questions.

They say computers know us better than we know ourselves these days, but Brock's might be out of line. Also, every kid has made a VROOM noise, but why?

Dalby created a special custom song just for Brock, and the Toronto Maple Leafs, after a pretty terrible Game 1 of the playoffs. Also, how far would you go to go, you know?

We've found humanity's low point with the first AI Beauty Pageant coming soon. Plus, New York needs someone to sterilize all the rats, if you've got the balls...

An entire generation may never know what it was like to pick a toy out of the Red Lobster treasure chest, but why was there nothing for adults? Oh, and your smoke detector battery is low.

You've never heard Shakespeare the right way, until you've heard it with a Canadian accent. Also, are you a cushy camper? Or do you go in raw?

There are sayings people use every day that make absolutely no sense when you think about it. Also, you're not from a small town, stop telling people you are.

It's dangerous to eat while you're behind the wheel, but some foods are deadly no matter where you are. Also deadly, Tiger Woods out of the rough at the Masters.

We're all in agreement that Papa Smurf was a cult leader, right? Like, the signs were all there... Also, if you're listening to this, and you own a Canadian airline, you probably suck.

Today's youth will never understand paying $5 for a footlong, or the joy of a Toonie on a Tuesday. Plus, the people who made THAT popcorn bucket are sorry for what they unleashed.

If you could communicate with birds, you'd use that power for evil, right? Be honest. Also, who owns left behind beers? And what's on your road rage playlist?

You might not like it, but a lot of folks have seen your bits at some point. Also, anyone up for a milk jug full of vodka? Maybe at a party full of Brocks?

Thank God the eclipse is today, because we're over it. But first, a warning about using your phone to watch the sun, and a fun chat about burns.

How do you tell your neighbor they're way too loud in bed without making it awkward? Or, is that exactly how you tell them? Also, don't stare at the 3825ing sun. Thanks.

Rumors are swirling that Linkin Park is going to have a new female lead singer, and we have just the lady! Also, call your mom. She misses you.

Turns out, there are some really bizarre museums and Halls Of Fame around the world. Plus, one of Brock's famous songs, and the inside SCOOP on the world's least reliable ice cream machine.

Everybody's got a price, so what would yours be to get us tattooed on your face? Also, some minutes just feel longer than others...

It's the age old question, how many 12 year olds could you beat in a fight before you were overwhelmed? Plus, baseball is back, the dog is king, and a quiz full of ear worms!

Happy Easter! No show today, but that doesn't mean you don't deserve a delightful dose of content, so we're going back to some classic BaD, including Brock's famous album of Easter songs!

Prepare yourself to learn all the different ways you could be using your leftover Hot Dog Water. Also, we're giving away a trip today, and we're starting an Easter Bunny conspiracy!

It turns out, one of the biggest problems facing Mount Everest these days, is poop. BUT, if you're rich enough, have we got a solution for you! Plus, Mike Kroeger of Nickelback stops by!

Why are we giving Olympic athletes condoms, instead of letting them breed a superior race to fight off alien invaders? And why are so many people using AI to church up their dating profiles?

Are we allowed to celebrate the end of Marineland, while also mourning the greatest jingle of all time? Also, can subtitles help you learn to read? Oh, and your gas light is on. You should fix that.

You've got to admit, you'd watch a lot more televised bowling if they were fighting. Plus, a classic Brock tribute song to the Farmer's Wrap, and the damage done.

Find out why Brock got scolded for working out too hard, and take notes as we discover all sorts of new ways to call someone stupid. Plus, your best texts on a Text Us Thursday.

Today we learned two things. Silence is terrifying, and Dalby is a little slow sometimes. Plus, a BaD Draft on the best spots to have a beer, and calling out hometown stolen valor.

It's March Madness, so we have to check out the amazing names on this year's rosters. Also, all cats are British, a fact we prove on the show. You people are bad at driving forklifts. And Brock might have a Sopranos problem...

It's the first episode! The boys discuss how to spot a stoner, signs you drive a vintage car, and things that are hard to do angry without looking silly. Plus, another round of The Quiz, all about Movie Studio sounds, and a podcast exclusive discussion on car flags.

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