The Grunge

Tantrum Jerry runs out of the room leaving Julie and Joseph to discuss Jerry’s breakup, Joseph’s penis, and so much more. Let’s listen to a really fun album!

Jerry’s nice woman left him, he freaks out, and Julie gives him permission to smell her feet. Let’s listen to an album!

Joseph describes a great handjob, Jerry refuses to bring a snack, and Julie tells countless blatant lies like she’s known to do. Let’s listen to a fun album!

Julie joins the show to “air grievances” and spread negativity, while the guys discuss “thick knockers” and how much it will cost to see Jerry’s pecker on Patreon. Enjoy a classic, genre-defining album!

Thanksgiving plans, Jerry’s kid gets mauled by a dog, and lots of locker room talk. Enjoy a this forest witch journey!

Jerry was able to keep his baloney at bay, and the guys explain what a doob is. We also listen to one of the greatest albums ever made!

Joseph tries to have a nice conversation with his adult friend, but unstable Jerry lashes out in another unreasonable outburst of rage because he’s rightfully unsatisfied and ashamed of his personal relationships.

"I'm not drinking" Jerry complains about the job he chooses and the guys recap a fantastic Satanic masquerade ball, including Jerry’s special choice of attire. All that and a great album!

Joseph details his lack of a supportive peer group and wishes death to most people. Also, did we listen to the wrong album? What the fuck just happened?

Jerry begs to smell hysterical Julie's feet, while Joseph weighs in at 157 pounds. The stunning conclusion to the Nightbird 1983 playlist!

Snowflake Julie returns to the show with no pants and tries to cancel St. Joseph and Jerry the Gentleman, but does not succeed. Jerry describes his unsatisfying sex life, while Joseph remains the consumate professional. Let’s listen to the sound of 1983!

Poor Jerry goes broke while his ex is suddenly making an extra $1,500 per month. Joseph does his best to help heal the situation and bring parity to all involved. Also, we listen to a great chillin’ album while discussing pussy, weed, and root beer!

One of the guys gambled away $15,000 and the other lost a beloved family pet. Which is which? Lots of personal talk and a tremendous classic album on this one. Dig it!

Jerry has a birthday and a wild adventure at the laundromat, and Joseph has to face a medical emergency at home. We also listen to a great album from a big band!

Joseph admits to occasionally giving some lovin’ to moms of the world, and explains the lasting vaginal effects of a C section. Meanwhile, Jerry pretends to not be freaked out by the red flag behavior of his mistress, and calls it an act of bravery so he doesn’t lose access to free vagina. Let’s party with a rad album from the 80s!

Jerry may have finally had enough of his terrible mistress, while Joseph explains to him that other fish would like to suck his dick. And hey, let’s check out a wild collection of jams!

Joseph explores some of his alleged sexual adventures with bandmates and friends, while Jerry is forced to go on a nightmarish date with his ex wife and mother in law. Also listener mail and an awesome album from back in the day!

Joseph details his return to the live music stage and Jerry’s woman is completely unable to give a good BJ. It’s very sad. Also, a great album!

Jerry still hasn’t gotten a proper BJ, and considers trading his pecker bone for his head. Joseph prepares to make his triumphant return to the live music stage. All this, along with the 2nd half of a mega 1982 Nightbird playlist! Oh yeah, listener mail is at the end of the episode. =)

Joseph continues to suffer from early onset congnitive decline, and decribes how he uses drugs to be a more compassionate parent. In other news, Jerry is coming camping with a Satanic congregation. Let’s listen to a cool album!

Just days after the threat of violence, Jerry’s daughter was found to have a concussion. It’s not suspicious at all! In other news, Joseph remains triumphant in the face of tremendous obstacles. Let’s listen to the sound of 1982!

A family-centric episode where Joseph talks all about the recent death of his father, while Jerry threatens to karate chop his daughter in the throat. All this, plus a pretty cool album!

Jerry recalls being dragged through the child support system, and Joseph recovers from life-altering pain and surgery. Also, a mysterious package is delivered, and a great album!

Joseph shares about his real feelings and imminent death, while Jerry avoids talking about anything to appease certain women who control him. Also, a special appearance by Robert Smith. Enjoy!

The guys talk about eating virgins, board games, and “be gay, do crime.” Also a really great album!

One of the hosts flies off the handle in an unhinged rage while the other uses cannabis and remains calm and reasonable. Which is which? Tune in to solve the mystery, and listen to the sound of 2003!

In the absense of talking about anything real, Jerry gives his thoughts about a dishwasher. Meanwhile Joseph describes violently desecrating the body of his dead father, with fire. Let’s listen to some rock n roll!

After a shocking hour-long heated discussion, the boys do an episode that the women in Jerry’s life will absolutely be listening to. Also, an album!

Divorced Jerry talks about his overzealous pecker, while Joseph tells a story about a terrible lying woman. All that and an album too!

Joseph’s name is in this description first, while Cranky Jerry makes an explosion of excuses and complains that these descriptions always mention him first. And an album!

While on drugs, Joseph describes his $600,000 watch, and coward Jerry is afraid to answer a basic question about nature. Jerry also claims that Chris Cornell is in Hell, and a cool album!

Single Jerry prepares to move into his new apartment, while Joseph elaborates on why life simply isn’t worth living anymore. Enjoy this fantastic album from 2002!

Joseph celebrates the many wonders of Donny, and the guys discuss large vaginas and Star Wars. Let’s get a taste of 1981!

Narcissist Jerry doesn’t care about Joseph’s life at all, and continues to read his phone during the show. Enjoy a great album!

Jerry takes children into the woods and Joseph saves adult men from fighting. And an album!

This little mother effer is back from his WrestleMania vacation, and accuses Joseph of being the greatest thing in the entire world. Also, driving to Florida, praying to Jesus, and a tremendous album!

The guys discuss the ins and outs of what defines guitar tone, and the triumphant, questionable return of Sex with Jerry! Let’s listen to a really good, pretty ok album!

Totally honest Jerry is absolutely not using any dating apps, while Joseph wishes a horrible death to the jerk who backed out of buying his canopy. The guys also listen to a famous frontman branch out in his solo debut!

Jerry apologizes for his regtrettable behavior, and then the boys discuss the rare talent of Laszlo Slaton, and explore an expertly curated playlist representing the sound of 2002!

Stable Jerry comes fully unhinged and explodes in an unprecidented rage against poor sick Joseph who is battling a drug-resistant stomach virus! And then, some really fun jams!

Last place Jerry is struggling at work because God is punishing him for his callous behavior. Meanwhile, Joseph presents a beautiful album with a sultry whimsy, Enjoy!

Beer guzzlling, shot drinking, cigarette Jerry shows up to drunkenly bowl in a perfect strangers lane. The guys also discuss the hotness of a dead woman and listen to a nice sequel of an album!

HUGE SHOW NEWS! This is the biggest moment of our illustrious podcasting career! Plus an album and stuff.

Joseph is once again heartbroken, as mean-spirited Jerry continues to poke fun at his deceased mother like a callous car selling “normal sized person.” Will Jerry’s unreasonable aggression ever end?

Jerry the full-sized son of a bitch actually used Venmo to pay back a long overdue debt, while Joseph recalls wishing for a sniper to appear at a concert. Then the guys listen to an interesting and popular alternative progressive rock metal whatever album!

Amish Jerry called Joseph on his birthday (which he forgot about) to try and end the podcast and upset him. He should be ashamed of himself. Then the guys listen to a genuinely unusual, unexpected album!

Appreciation of Daryl Hall is followed by excitement about the 1980’s and a detailed story about disgruntled audiophiles. And Jerry throws another tantrum. Here’s a weird album and some other stuff!

Aggressive drunk beer Jerry rolls in late and throws a tantrum when Joseph tries to show him a fun time. Let’s listen to a fun mystery album with saxophone!

Joseph likes to jostle a throat, while Jerry is still wasting money buying presents for his wife. Let’s all get together and listen to a wacky Nu Metal album!

The guys explore new ways to alienate the audience, respond to listener mail, and listen to a surprisingly great Classic Rock album from Foreigner

Put on your PJ's and get cozy in the ol' weed filled pillow fort for another installment of The Nightbird! Enjoy the sound of 2001.

Jerry finally harmonizes the intro like a man! The guys rejoice as Joseph recalls his attraction to RuPaul in the 90’s. Let’s listen to The Police! The band, not the actual pig tyrants.

Callous Jerry refuses to participate in our joyous celebration of music and togetherness, while Joseph is wildly excited about his fancy weed grinder. And then we listen to Linkin Park.

Dishonest Jerry refuses to pay the money he owes, while Joseph continues to give him free women and a platform to express himself. Let’s listen to a fun old album featuring Ronnie James Dio!

Jerry has paid for an app to help him quit smoking, rather than just using self control like a man. And then, in an unprecedented turn of events, the guys bail on an episode part of the way through, and then continue later at night, while on drugs! Let's listen to an OK Pearl Jam album!

Late Jerry is racist against caucasian people, and Joseph likes when a lady uses the P-word to refer to her genitals. Speaking of which, let's listen to this amazing debut album from Van Halen.

Jerry loves Joseph's old car, and spray paints cats. After that, we listen to a killer album from Corrosion of Conformity!

As Joseph continues to die of old age, Jerry explains how he's learning to manipulate the truth and mock little people.

Jerry's new car gets laughed at, while Joseph cries out for help as his life winds down. Enjoy the one good Deftness album!

Jerry equates Ted Bundy to true freedom and Joseph adjusts to life without sperm. Meanwhile, the guys listen to a classic Dio-fronted album from Rainbow!

Jerry starts off crying about work and trying to censor us, and Joseph teaches everyone that Poland Spring actually comes "from a weener". Have some Green Day!

Jerry has a meeting with a man whose nipples are out, and Joseph wears "opaque women's pantyhose" while walking through spider webs. What an adventure!

Jerry gets a new little car, Joseph takes on the role of Jerry's manager in order to guide his lovemaking. Let's all listen to a great album from Erykah Badu!

Dishonest Jerry sports a whole new wardrobe, and the guys plan a man-tubing trip. Let's listen to a classic album from Queen!

Jerry joins a cult disguised as a hippy anti-smoking club, while Joseph recalls getting a late night call from drunk Jerry, who was in search of drugs, in order to have sex. And then A Perfect Circle!

Joseph extols the virtues of the thinking mans weed device, while Jerry remembers a particularly hairy girlfriend from yesteryear. Settle in and listen to a carefully curated list of jams from the year 2000!

Jerry has a very small pep, and refuses to have a normal conversation about his planned detox getaway. Let's listen to Black Sabbath!

Joseph wishes a horrific violent death on a gross asshole, while Jerry acts like a Jerry. Enjoy Rage Against The Machine!

Jerry the sissy won't smoke weed, Joseph loves special needs sports, and a classic Aerosmith album!

Jerry displays toxic femininity, the guys catch everyone up on the plans for The Grunge, and listen to an Incubus album.

Joseph puts things in Jerry's mouth while they listen to an album about past life regression therapy or some shit.

Joseph needs money for sex, and Jerry is still a Jerry. Here's some baby-making music!

Have we reached the end of The Grunge? Jerry is back, just long enough to talk about his long-awaited skydiving adventure, and the greatest Rock n Roll album of all time!

Check out the first portion of this episode here, and listen to the rest exclusively on Patreon.

Should the show end? Should it be Patreon-only?

New Wholesome Jerry doesn't talk about personal things, so let's just listen to Chris Cornell.

Oh look who it is! Jerry stops by to discuss "poontang" among other things, and we listen to BLACK SABBATH!

Jerry drinks too much, so he's quitting weed and the show. Here's Led Zeppelin.

Where's Jerry!? Lil' Jer's wife had a well-timed "emergency" and he abandoned the show once again. Luckily, Julie "The Cat" X came to save the day! Let's listen to the best RHCP album.

Cocaine Jerry’s favorite album of all time! The guys contemplate what to do with 100 pounds of found cocaine, buying cocaine for college students, and then listen to a cocaine-fueled Black Sabbath album! Cocaine!

Joseph recounts breaking his leg, Jerry fully agrees to skydive, and the guys sit through another Silverchair album.

Jerry is a little gherkin. Let's listen to the sound of 1999 with Julie on this special edition of The Nightbird!

Jerry gets pulled over for nearly killing children with his car, and then the guys went on a lunch date. Let's listen to Pearl Jam!

Jerry had sex twice in 3 days, Joseph is higher than ever, and the guys listen to the amazing Kendra Morris!

The podcast was interrupted by an act of God, Jerry lost his daughter, and the guys listen to Massive Attack!

Julie joins us while Jerry is unsurprisingly negative about most everything. Lots of great jams!

Jerry tries to see Joseph's penis, Joseph dreams of a mushroom on wheels, and the boys listen to a Rock n Roll Metallica album!

A special Anniversary Bonus Episode! Julie hates Led Zeppelin, Joseph drives a Tesla, Black Sabbath is awesome, let’s celebrate!

Jerry will always smoke weed, and Joseph fears choking on a Runts banana. Among other things, the boys listen to a Sophomore Slumping Silverchair.

Jerry abuses cats with choker chains, while Joseph does his best to summon the Lord with prayer, in order to take his life. Strap in for a classic album from Alice Cooper!

Jerry doesn't shower, Joseph nearly dies from weed, and the guys present you with an awesome riff-monster of a Helmet album!

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Jerry eats mushrooms and falls off the edge of the Earth while Joseph is nearly killed by Hanson. Wow!

Random nights, dog life, contemplating suicide, and Black Sabbath!

Jerry’s Dad needs to mind his own business. Also, a polarizing Metallica album!

Episode descriptions must now conform to the standards of Jerry's father, who gives him shit about them first thing in the morning. Yay!

Jerry recalls douche stories, we turn off all the lights and listen to the album that started it all… Black Sabbath!

Joseph and Jerry have a new podcast coming! In the meantime, Jerry is obsessed with a fish show, and we listen to a wild Tool album!

Jerry loves mixing meats, discusses coming out of the closet, and we listen to an amazing Pearl Jam album!