UK Prank Calls

Confusion arises as I vaguely state I want an e-commerce solution I have 2 million users but 5 customers. I need big power (at least 5 power) I need to know if Positive Internet are actually good. It is serious business but the salesman gets very confused. This prank will particularly appeal to those in the web hosting industry who may well recognise these kinds of vague requirements.

Probably of greatest interest and amusement for those in the web hosting industry. This time, my managed web server is down. At least, it would be, if it actually existed. The trouble is, I think I have spoken to someone called, chav, or chaz or is it chip? My domain doesn't exist, but that doesn't stop me insisting it is down and losing me money: wareztunez.org (or is it wareztunez.org.uk or wardztumdz etc.) The support people are even more confused when the IP address I give is one of theirs but not one on their database, and I still insist that my domain is spelt with a 'd' for elephant and an 'n' for mother.