Watchin' Horror: A Horror Movie Podcast

Spoiler alert: Jared & Christina spend a significant amount of time bashing "28 Days Later" on this weeks episode. Listen in as they question all the praise for this horror film, contemplate cringey memory erasure, and take a logical look and controllable projectile blood vomit as an effective vehicle for zombie infection! Seriously, that last sentence was more entertaining than 2 hours worth of "28 Days Later". Since we ramble, here are some timestamps of note: Intro- 00:00Coffee Talk- 3:15Question- 13:54Movie- 20:37 Email us at: watchinhorrorpodcast@gmail.com Follow the fun with pictures on Instagram@ Watchinhorrorpodcast

Before she partnered up with Beverly Hills heartthrobs to kill vampires, Kristy Swanson starred in the 1986 horror movie "Deadly Friend" where she got to showcase her robot impression, dabble in the art of breaking necks, and show us all how to throw a basketball like a bloody champ!  Jared & Christina tackle this disaster of a film while exposing the awful realities of adult onesies, hairy nipples, and cowboy hats, question why 80's bullies always own some kind of motorbike, and other non sequiturs. If it weren't for all the cursing, talk of death, blood and guts, it would be fun for the whole family.   Email us at: watchinhorrorpodcast@gmail.com Follow the fun with pictures on Instagram@ Watchinhorrorpodcast

After an unexpected hiatus, Jared & Christina are back to hold your hand through horror! This week, a new coffee feature debuts and exposes our hosts as coffee snobs and Christina annoys Jared with her state pronunciation and love for Chicago deep dish.   Episode 14 has our hosts dive into one of the greatest horror movies of all time, the 1978 classic, Halloween! Listen in we offer a possible reason for the lack of adults in Haddonfield while babysitters are being murdered, realize Mike Myers is also a real creep, and compare the babysitting struggles of Halloween and Adventures in Babysitting.   Email us at: watchinhorrorpodcast@gmail.com Follow the fun with pictures on Instagram@ Watchinhorrorpodcast

In this week's episode, we examine the absolute worst group of zombie apocalypse survivors ever in the 1968 horror classic, Night of the Living Dead. If that's not enough to grab you, we have way too deep discussions on plant pillows, how everyone's "Zombie Survival Plan" sucks, and Kiss coffins vs.  Costco coffins.     Email us at: watchinhorrorpodcast@gmail.com Follow the fun with pictures on Instagram@ Watchinhorrorpodcast

What do gas masks, hanger masks, FBI Most Wanted Lists, and Nazi leprechauns have a common? Not a whole lot, but Jared & Christina tie them all together while discussing M.O.M (Mothers of Monsters). Listen in as they break down this modern twist on the "found footage" horror genre, overanalyze and vilify everyone on camera. Just your average conversation about psychopathic teenagers, fed up mothers, and mentions of Dracula: Dead and Loving It. Email us at: watchinhorrorpodcast@gmail.com Follow the fun with pictures on Instagram@ Watchinhorrorpodcast

Another week, another horror move walkthrough with Jared & Christina. This week, the original Child's Play gets the ridiculous deep dive treatment of  Watchin' Horror. Listen as we nitpick at Tesla's and serial killer culture, while we learn a bit more about Jared's less than typical childhood, and Christina schools us all on the Electromagnetic Spectrum. The exploration of Child's Play takes us to places such as the Aunt Maggies poor life choices, Andy's sad birthday and the Tommy Wiseau Voodoo loving lookalike Charles Lee Ray and so much more. Email us at: watchinhorrorpodcast@gmail.com Follow the fun with pictures on Instagram@ Watchinhorrorpodcast

From "They're Here," to "This house is clean,"  Jared & Christina overanalyze the 1982 horror (sort of?) classic movie "Poltergeist"! What happens when the director of Texas Chainsaw Massacre teams up with the director of E.T.? Well...you get a shiny horror film where the the only death is that of an offscreen canary, oh and there's and an oddly random face tearing hallucination. As is the case every week, Jared and Christina go in way too deep and way off road.    Email us at: watchinhorrorpodcast@gmail.com Follow the fun with pictures on Instagram@ Watchinhorrorpodcast

This week, Jared & Christina celebrate Killer Klowns From Outer Space! Listen as they praise this cult classic's clown kills, cotton candy Hawaiian Punch filled death sacks, and it's lumbering antagonists!  In true Watchin' Horror fashion, it's not all good vibes as Jared is a little fussy and rants against the very existence of armadillos while Christina stumbles on a clown-themed motel. In other words, a typical Watchin' Horror roller coaster.   Email us at: watchinhorrorpodcast@gmail.com Follow the fun with pictures on Instagram@ Watchinhorrorpodcast

It's the SUPER LATE 8th episode of Watchin' Horror where Jared and Christina talk Candyman(1992)! Listen as Jared defines "poopmenship" and Christina suggests gift baskets for street tuffs. Also, we dive deep into the scary Candyman mythos and discover this whole creepy murderous Candyman business could have been avoided if not for a nosey cleaning woman! This whole movie is really a cautionary tale to keep your mouth shut...and not just because of the bees.   Email us at: watchinhorrorpodcast@gmail.com Follow the fun with pictures on Instagram@ Watchinhorrorpodcast

How does a fleet footed terminal cancer patient deal with imminent death? With grace and dignity, or twisted murder games? Since this is Watchin' Horror, you can bet it's not the first one. Join us this week as we delve into the modern horror classic Saw! Listen as Jared calls out fake accents, and Christina discovers Poppy! Between the blood, guts, and death traps, ponder the shopping the habits for black cloaks and a case for shawls in a Covid laden world with us...look we explore every avenue here alright.    Email us at: watchinhorrorpodcast@gmail.com Follow the fun with pictures on Instagram@ Watchinhorrorpodcast

It's Watchin' Horror's first double feature with Hell House LLC 2 and 3! This week, Jared & Christina, dive deep into the Hell House universe and try to make sense of all this found footage. Listen as they sift through the Morning Mysteries, ponder who's actually opening the hotel doors, reveal how Christina wants people to find out about her death, and so much more. Email us at: watchinhorrorpodcast@gmail.com Follow the fun with pictures on Instagram@ Watchinhorrorpodcast

In this week's episode of Watchin' Horror, Jared & Christina check out the found footage film Hell House LLC. In between the discussion of scary cloaked figures and scary clown masks, you'll discover Jared's aversion to math, Christina's resistance to a Snuggie, and real life haunted house stories, all without a nauseating shaky cam first person POV!!   Email us at: Watchinhorrorpodcast@gmail.com Follow the fun with pictures on Instagram@ Watchinhorrorpodcast

This week, Jared & Christina usher in the New Year with evil. But not just any evil, with Evillllll, aggressive amounts of makeup, a creepy emo son, and boredom, oh and tangents. Tangents about spoilers, New Years Eve, the word 'panties', local geography, and more. It's a real "get to know your hosts" episode. Despite all the distractions, Jared & Christina manage breakdown the cult hit(?) New Year's Evil. Listen as Christina judges Blaze harshly, Jared questions the theme song, and tries to figure out just what the hell "smoke a number" means!   Drop us an email at: watchinhorrorpodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram at Watchinhorrorpodcast

It's nearly Christmas, and nothing says happy holidays like blue zombies in a mall! Listen as Jared & Christina breakdown the George Romero classic "Dawn of the Dead".  As Christina emerges victorious in her bout with Covid, Jared rails against "precious" horror movies. Christina can't wrap her head around a helipad on a mall roof, and Jared looks for ways to incorporate the term "wood shampoo" into conversation. If you've been pining for a conversation that incorporates zombies, free speech, Iggy Pop, ice skating, and salads, you are in luck!

What's scarier than a haunted house, a possession, scary ghost children, and an unnecessarily shoehorned creepy doll? Ed and Lorraine Warren of The Conjuring! This week, Jared and a Covid ravaged Christina peel the skin back from this "based on a true story" horror movie, and discuss the creepy Warren's, the decidedly less creepy spirit of Bathsheba, and the awesomeness of "hide and clap". Oh, and the movie, they talk about the movie too.

Listen as Jared & Christina fumble through, and pick apart "The scariest movie of all time", The Exorcist in episode 1! Roll your eyes as Jared rages against multi-vocational priests. Hear Christina sing the praises of Fr. Dyer and call him a creep at the same time. Scoff at Jared's realization of the movie title's origin and Christina blasting Regan's incompetent doctors. Join us for all the possession fun!