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we Check in with Tik Tok sensation Ivy Wolk and also Charlie tells us some stuff.

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to Celebrate one Year of Wet Brain (podcast) we catch Up with some OG guests.

olive Gives us the Update on british Drill music. eugene rants about Some stuff. dasha and Matthew give us the Low down on croatia (country).

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4 More years!!!!!

Mr. Crumps finally Picks up the Phone and we Learn some Very Disturbing things...

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im thinking We're Back

also we call adam (the adam friedland show)

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larp larp larp larp larpity larp larpity larp larpity larpity larp larp larp

call larp with Barrett from Contain and a quick Check in with Poet Sonny Hall

walt and Honor are joined by James Pogue–notorious Fascist, chad Journalist and writer of that Vanity Fair article about the 'new-right' everyone is Talking about that is actually Pretty good

Walt holds an Intervention for Honor because He's worried that She has fallen off (Of Her Faith) due to her New found Rationalist tendencies. He is Joined by Jordan Castro and Pat (Writers Life Tips) to get to The bottom of Honor's Dark Night.

but the Night is Darkest before the Dawn fr

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Wet Brain calls [REDACTED] (an important health expert) for a tour of her medicine cabinet and some health tips for the listeners. New Bladee drops and Also some funny stuff happens too.

Walt and Honor get to the bottom of The Vibe Shift jk haha unless…we call up mad heads involved in this like thing that happened (maybe in June or Maybe in July) that happened that happened all the way back before the end of the universe or whatever jk unless...

also we premiere a new song by Blaketheman1000 and start tearing up because he says vibe twice in it

sean, soph, angelicism01, remilia corp, sierra, barrett, blaketheman1000

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Back in Wet Brain studio we are on the floor cause things have gotten messy af here in the podcasting world no one will answer the phone cause we are super annoying so we like just talk about ourselves no hot takes just like chilling then Lucien Smith the zombie formalist tech something artist guy calls us and we call him and he’s mad chill and his people are unionizing or something we are legit in our euphoria arc tho and I really want to be a better person my heart feels chopped . Ok well please don’t hate me I want to change sorry sorry about everything please stop saying all that stuff

honor can you please send me the description im trying to release the episode

Wet Brain talks to Christopher Bledsoe about angels

It’s January 6th and we also talk about other stuff too

I literally have to get dressed cause I’m leaving at 10:45 AM in three minutes so one second I’ll write it in the fucking car

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Wet Brain calls up Lord Miles Routledge on the eve of his next big adventure to discuss his escape from the Taliban, Catholic dating apps, Bronze Age Pervert and what the beep he’s going go South Sudan for. Then things fall apart as Honor and Walt grapple with long distance podcasting, "covid outbreaks" and [REDACTED]. Plus a surprise call from Thomas Butler.

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Wet Brain recording live from Miami just kidding haha we are actually you know just in the studio but we have all the art we need right here with this episodes two international guests. First up a call to Toronto’s very own STUART ROSENTHAL AKA @NEWCLOWNORDER1 FKA @NEWCLOWNORDER, the man, the legend an internet folk hero, a former law man and law breaker, a current TikTok sensation, a based boomer, the eternal philosopher, DMT expert and truth teller…for an inspiring look into his wild life past, present and future. An exclusive look into the cult classic TikTok dancer’s origin story he regales us with tales of days spent as a high powered yuppie attorney and nights in Toronto’s criminal underground, arrests, acquittals, deaths and births, from heroin addiction to DMT world record breaker, TikTok fame, e-dating, Armani suits, Neo-China, harm reduction, being lost and found and lost and found, mad laughter, a few tears no fear and so, so much love. Next up we place another international call this time to JANA of Estonia. The egirl/it girl/that girl, art school drop out, Tumblr scholar/survivor host of the podcast Hate Fiction is on her chill pill mode as we learn about what it’s like to be Estonian, this beautiful girlbossed up nation is is not only the top producer of super models per capita but also the only country in the world to have both a female Prime Minister and female president, flat, small, beautiful, submissive, blonde just like the waifs we all reblogged back in those glorious days. Thanks for listening mad more glorious days to come!!!

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TV Mode with TELFAR and GUTES

Wet Brain totally chopped mode. We talk to Telfar about Telfar TV and Gutes about Gutes TV. We go on Discord VC and also sing some songs. Ok hope it was fun happy Saturday!

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Welcome to Wet Brain Winter. It was dark in the studio, only a candle and two brilliant like luminous guests returning to radio waves after some time away, OG Wet Brain episode 0.0 guest Jon Rafman and Dianna FKA Christlover2000, two legends straight up. We go laughter and prayer mode, play Minecraft, talk opera, love, loss, forgiveness, faith…light a candle it’s not larp it’s literally life it’s all so painfully truly beautifully real. Thank you God!

A very Wet Brain welcome to all the first time listeners tuning in to hear today’s very distinguished guest, the blogger, father, thinker, programmer Curtis Yarvin. We talk about zoomers, mischlings, having kids, being a kid, boarding school, being trad, being down bad, global warming, censorship, copyright, Amanda Gorman and mad other chill chopped stuff. Welcome to all of you other listeners tuning in to hear today’s other distinguished guest, the Russian supermodel, textile artist, philosopher, fiancée Yun. We go winter mode as Yun gives us a lesson in Russian Christmas traditions. Mad chill episode today hope you guys like it. See you on Minecraft!

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Sound artist, underground radio legend, Thatcher Keats, on pirate radio, generational understanding gaps and deer hunting. The Andrew Meyer of Don’t Taze Me Broearly Internet viral fame on what it’s like to be a meme, what’s happening to America, demons, globalist agendas and Kabbalah. Author Sean Thor Conroe on his upcoming debut novel Fuccboi, literary beef, Bolano, The Femicide Machine and drinking juice. We also make some beats have a little beef.

We back. First up a super chopped sinceremode call w writer M. Crumps. We talk My Twisted World as Bildungsroman, getting bluepilled and racist jouissance. Next up fan favorite genius girl Biz Sherbert gives us a Christian Girl AutumNRX interview. Then we call James Geary our new best friend and galaxy guy to discuss rare Pepe NFT drama, Thiel funded raves and his whereabouts on January 6th. Finally Matthew walks Walt through some major moves, follow along if you want free money, pump pump, BOP 2 the moon.

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Hellooo Here is a Giant episode that we Recorded in the Green room at the Urbit Assembly Conference in Austin Texas after we Moderated our Awesome panel. joined by Barrett Avner (Contain). the crossover of the Century. Matthew also was there. We talked to Mad people for Mad long. Sorry the Audio is Kinda Different from Usual was Big time Backstage vibes. 4 Mics baby.

Featuring Chats with: Robert Mariani, Sam Frank, Erik Newton, Christian Langlais and Vita Salvioni Guttmann

Web 3.0….what could that even be? Here begins Wet Brain’sUrbitadventure. Let’s get decentralized. Urbit cofounder Galen Wolfe-Pauly on what the heck Urbit is and why he is building it.Toby Shorin talks squad building, vibe theory and much more can’t even type this stuff out. Edouardlegendary UX designer on his inspirations/principles of design, rethinking metaphors, flowers, tamagotchis, mad more stuff too.Sam Frankon the dark side of Web 3.0, demons, global supply chain collapse, LessWrong, rudolf steiner, mad more stuff. Come join us ~napmer-rilnut/wet-brain it's simple really.

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Wet Brain Opioid special part 2. Mad laughs in this one. Adam Lehrer on sobriety, famous artist addicts of history and his new book Communions. Aleksey on Russian rehab, cigarette funerals and paying taxes for the first time. Phil C on 30+ years of recovery, the changes he’s seen in the rehab industry and the eternal nature of addiction. Timothy @Dankrecovery on his meme page, online community and laughing through the pain. Also we go Demi Lavato ghost Hunter mode damnnn that shih is funny af. I have trauma too.

Mad serious episode of Wet Brain today. World full of pain. Alison Peery, on pill hill, purdue oxy plushies. Nan Goldin on PAIN, action and harm reduction. Jordan Castro on God and recovery.  Hamilton Morris on science, china and some other stuff too. <3 feel better, everyone.

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Travel back to a simpler time, 2010s NYC when things were simple and cool and  everything was happening. There was hope to have and ambitions to hold and streets to cast and pics to reblog and pop to make hyper and magazines to archive and intern wars to win and drugs to do and Gifs to dump and Williamsburg lofts to trash and people to meet…Finn Mactaggart (co-founder of PC Music, basically the inventor of hyperpop, and former music editor at Dis Magazine) and Paul Cupo (designer at Hood By Air and VFILES) join us to travel back to a time when Walt was sixteen and hopped off the train into the city, eyes wide, fresh faced, and filled with ambition. Imagine living before post-everything?

Wet Brain is back. Sorry about last week. Walt is back from Milan and has a fever. Mad calls this episode to make up for our absence. First a call to Nicky of Nothing on the shoegaze revival and his epic beefs with that girl from Slowdive and Martin Shkreli. Next up Peter Vack (@themasterofcum) and Ava Pearlman discuss love, bar mitzvahs and meme making. Then we call Sam (@Semiotexteofficial) to get that tea on his beef with Chris Kraus’ nephew, his meme making process and his dark modeling past. Next we check in on Sierra (@unbridled_id) at college to discuss sororities, poetry, Calvinism and shyness. Finally a call to Honor’s grammy Arlene (@figgycake) for another family history lesson. Alright hope everyone has a nice week <3!

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Wet Brain classic episode frr. Bella Newman on her time at boarding school for naughty girls, moth man and the met gala. Jonah of BlackBird SpyPlane cultural appropriation, the great outdoors and gorpcore. Jordan Castroon God, love and the holy nut.

Wet Brain takes the fashion world as Walt and Honor call some major players in this chopped up industry :•P. First a call to seasoned critic and Conde Nasty, Rachel Tashjian for a talk about First Ladies, first fashion weeks, NYFW, GQ and the DNC. Next up Adam and Maia two of the industry’s freshest faces talk about the ups and downs of being up and comers. They offer fresh perspective and some chopped trend predictions. Then some classic banter with some classic Wet Brain guests. First Mitch gives the run down on the hottest new brands and his feelings on mixed clout relationships. Finally Olive “opens up” about the first Wet Brain romance and her thoughts on whats to come across the pond London fashion week.  Honestly I can’t write in 3rd person anymore I feel like something bad is going to happen like someone is going to get hurt or annoyed or something at some point like this so what happens when you talk to people about people like First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt said “Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people” but we here at Wet Brain are on that Bess Truman type grind. Wait hold up we are editing but pause Walt time to pause cause filmmaker and longtime Wet Brain fan Eugene Kotlyarenko is calling to set the record straight and hit us with some fashion takes! Wow what a ride that was hope everyone is doing well <3 Wet Brain.

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Chill Wet Brain episode on some mumblecore sh*t. Dreams come true with Rx Papi. We politics pressed pills and poetry. Natasha Stagg calls about fashion Vaccines and new Vogue Italia cover. Then we get blued and chill with Mira Gonzalez. Not like last time. All good slow chill calm happy vibes this time…. :•)!

Wet Brain goes new new sincerity slomo pomo IQMarkFisher mode in this one broh. First a Wet Brain wakeup call to Chlita. Next a call to arms with Joshua Cinderella. Walt and Honor join the Super Secret Sleeper Cell, it’s Zbellion time, point of personal privilege, read Inventing the Future or something or something something. Hey it’s Walt I have taken Over writing this Description, which is Usually Honor’s job (she is a Writer). Next we have Olive on to talk About becoming a Meme (she Loves it). I am going To hand the Computer back to Honor now. Next Wet Brain calls Barrett of Contain to talk about self-harm, Spinoza and semi-automatics and some stuff too chopped for me to type lol I feel like Mark Fisher in 2017 ( -̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷄◞ω◟-̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷅ ). Hey it’s Walt I have Taken over writing this Description again. I might 5150 Honor if she doesn’t Pull it Together. We talk to Barrett about the Left-Right binary (We are non-Binary) and Self harm (it is Bad, but Maybe better than Xanax).

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Walt and Honor are back in the studio. Something strange is in the air. Things fall apart…a wet brain hurricane brings bad faith good prayer red sky red scare. The center cannot hold. First a short call to Honor’s mom left right away. Next up Dasha shares her wisdom on podcasting, pretty persecution and pure power. A great rain will come and wash these streets of us human stains. Finally Walt and Honor talk to Adam Humphreys who has seen this all beforejust a little bit different…200519682021 same story New York Old Left New Left Alt lit post left leaving Las Vegas leaving society shitty youth post internet memory holed lost icons sad socialists suicide sincerity spiral 4everZ. So what’s next? After the storm…cope …chaos… cleansing…for now we pray and Pinterest and podcast while He provides. God hasn't left us he's right up there.

Wet Brain is back. We back. It girl edition. Perfect girl life podcast. Join Walt and Honor as they (lmoa writing in 3rd person has me dying) freak the hell out with Trust Fund Goth Mika of Depop fame, da theorist Biz Sherbert aka Markfisherquotes and Megsuperstarprincess of lehipsterportal. Tons of banter in this one. Honor freaks out and has to go to France to recover. Walt gets chopped in Cape Cod. Girls rule! Boys drool!!

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Walter says stop breaking the 4th wall. Honor can’t stop/won’t stop, has no idea Cellectuals brain rot drip. ENTROPIC ASS VIBES. Breaking means making means breaking when it comes to whatever Wet Brain is/could be. Men used to build great monuments, hanging gardens, temples enclosed by peribolos walls. Now we just have Patreon and this paywall. There is no mythic temple here, no ruins either, just insufferable Honor and Walt and 5 guests who made myths in our modern meta mind melt early meepocene moment.

First LAWRENCE SCHLOSSMAN of Throwing Fits discusses #Menswear, the Tower of Babel he blogged/built with Four Pins...We have conversations that achieve next to nothing. We use words that would be utter gibberish to any outsider. We measure value using the immeasurable scale of influence. This is #menswear in 2014.This is pure nonsense…but it’s 2021 and we are post Vibe Shift post posts so like go your crew chopping in cosmopoesis mode, build a lil Youtopia like LAINA (@Mistervacation) did with the meme page Patias Fantasy World, where hyper specifically curated memes became the foundation of much much more fantasy world changes real world...LAINA who is studying medicine has a word of warning for us all…end of the universe vibes….but still chill….next boom Delphic oracle time w/ SEAN MONAHAN of K-Hole….u know #normcore guy….and more….then Mud Flood w HUNTER CROWDER of stunts Bullfrog the great american mud wrestle...then PAUL FROM BIBLE and overcoming the white allegations and more more moreeee.Ok sorry sorry.

(つ,,╹﹃ ╹,,)つ ☆ WALT and HONOR go Warwick Universitymode with renowned philosopher and cultural critic DR. NINA POWER…from ᵈᵒᵒᵐ ᵍᵉⁿ ² ᶻᵒᵒᵐ ᵍᵉⁿ....A ＣＨＯＰＰＥＤhistory lesson spanning the early 2000s constellation☆network of infinite hyperlinked iconic theory blogs to our quirked up angelpilled 滲み出るエロス savage minds and substacks of today ☏ ☏ ☏  a wet brainstorming session with novelist/director/actor/meme master (of cum) PETER VACK…post- irony ….post-autofiction….post-gender….post-9/11 vibes [Aˢˢʰᵒˡᵉˢ ⁽²⁰¹⁷⁾ DᵉᵐᵒⁿˢFˡᵘᶦᵈˢ Sᵏʸᴰᶦᵛᵉʳ ⁽²⁰¹⁰⁾ TᵉᵉⁿTᵉʳʳᵒʳᶦˢᵗˢ ⁹/¹² RᵃᵈᶦᶜᵃˡᶦᶻᵉᵈRᵃⁿᵈᵒᵐⁿᵉˢˢ] ☏ ☏ ☏ The totally ☆ struck hosts call up legendary writer TAO LIN to talk gangstalking, society leaving and reading internet H8….᭙ꪮ᭙…Leave Society out everywhere August 3rd ☏ ☏ ☏ Just when they think things can’t get anymore chopped HONOR’S GRAMMY goes gossip mode…a terrible tale of schizzed proportions (machete, australia, literally chopped) ♥ 𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓮𝓹𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓭𝓮 𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓼 𝓭𝓲𝓯𝓯𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓽 ♥ ♥♡♥(ꈍᴗꈍ)ε｀*)♥♡♥

♡♡𝒫.𝒮. ᴿᵃᶠᵐᵃⁿ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴷᶦˢˢᶦᶜᵏ ˢᵒᵘⁿᵈ ᶜʰᵉᶜᵏ ᵃˡᵉʳᵗ ⁺ ᶦⁿˢᵘᶠᶠᵉʳᵃᵇˡᵉ ᴴᵒⁿᵒʳ'ˢ ᵐᵉˢˢᵃᵍᵉ ² ᵗʰᵉ ᴵᵒⁿ ᴾᵒᵈ ᵈᶦˢᶜᵒʳᵈ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵘⁿᶦᵗʸ ⁺ ᵃ ᵠᵘᵉˢᵗᶦᵒⁿ ⁴ ᶜᵃʳᵒˡᶦⁿᵉ ᶜᵃˡˡᵒʷᵃʸ ⁺ ˡᵒᵗˢ ᵒᶠ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ♡♡

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Featuring calls with @Lunch_Enjoyer (Pat), Chris Black, Writers Life Tips (also named Pat), Yun (Walts gf), and Matthew (Honor’s bf).   

Review of NY Mags teen poll, JOkr the app, Chris Chan did what? and some other stuff too. Mad embarrasing moment where Walt and Honor make an apology to (つ .•́ _ʖ •̀.)つ Lolcow ugh sorry guys we are the cows. Paywalled wow. ¯(;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`) chopped.

❤❤ Go viral with rapper Babyxsosa ❤☏❤ A hello to Gio live from Milan ❤☏❤ Rafman returns with another dream ❤☏❤ Zans and Walter finally make peace ❤☏❤Mitch gets Honorpilled❤☏❤

❤❤intro music by Mut❤❤

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(⁍̴̆◡⁍̴̆ )⊃✫⌒*･ﾟ✿✼:*ﾟ:༅｡Honor and Walt get on the phone with some friends.｡༅:*･ﾟﾟ･⭑The scoop on ALANA CHAMPION's legal situation⭑･ﾟﾟ･*:༅｡Insider information on EUGENE KOTLYARENKO + ANDY FAULKNER's new film.｡༅:*ﾟ:*:✼✿Summer style tips with JAMES HARRISof Throwing Fits⭑･ﾟﾟ･*:༅｡DEAN KISSICK'S words of wisdom⭑･ﾟﾟ･*:༅｡Staples shopping spree with ALLISON PEERY.｡༅:*ﾟ:*:✼✿OLIVE PARKER live from the pub⭑･ﾟﾟ･*:༅｡