195 - She's got things on the go
This week, Nick and Carol get measured, Carol fails at packing, Nick finds he can't afford to look like a tramp, they help with a dissatisfied wife and untangle a political slogan
Mon, 27 Nov 2023 - 1h 00min
194 - A stickler for the rules
This week, Nick re-writes the rules, Carol passes on the cakes and they help with an interrupting husband, curious relatives abroad and wonder where Hammersmith went.
Mon, 20 Nov 2023 - 59min
193 - The eight foot fake
This week, Carol goes full elf, Nick goes full fake, they help out with a couple's arguing, deal with a mansplainer and figure out why we worship actors.
Mon, 13 Nov 2023 - 1h 01min
192 - The Dump Button
This week, Nick and Carol are considerate neighbours, help out with boastful vegans and give listeners some homework
Mon, 06 Nov 2023 - 1h 04min
191 - The Fat Day
This week, Nick fails to get connected, Carol can't help herself, they assist with the football commentary, get to grips with a moustache and a long distance love affair.
Mon, 30 Oct 2023 - 59min
190 - Doughnuts, crisps and lard
This week, Carol gets a trim in the kitchen, Nick picks a fight with three billionaires, they help with a snorer, assist in a battle with artificial intelligence and pay with change.
Mon, 23 Oct 2023 - 1h 02min
189 - KFC or Wimpy, Ibiza or Benidorm?
This week, Nick and Carol are over at Becks' place, they have breakfast out and help with a cat, a bat and some awful grandchildren.
Mon, 16 Oct 2023 - 1h 00min
188 - Coming round
This week, Carol sets her alarm, Nick takes advantage of a window of opportunity, they are both brave little soldiers when visiting the dentist, they go wilding and get attached to the people on the telly.
Mon, 09 Oct 2023 - 1h 05min
187 - Face ache
This week, Carol complains a lot, Nick leaves the hotel shampoo, they help out with a water problem, peer at bugs and wonder at scaffolding.
Mon, 02 Oct 2023 - 1h 02min
186 - I'm doing the effin' podcast!
This week, Carol gets bothered by her husband, Nick refuses to rate the service, they help a woman who's husband is turning into his dad, there's trouble with a builder and they strike a destination off their holiday list.
Mon, 25 Sep 2023 - 1h 09min
185 - Inequality Street
This week, Nick and Carol try not to get any water on them, get bored with other people's grand-kids, Carol takes up an instrument and Nick rumbles a dog's game
Mon, 18 Sep 2023 - 1h 03min
184 - Five courses of pasta
This week, Carol ponders doing something frightening on TV, Nick orders from the 1970s menu, they avoid a shower of spittle and splash the cash.
Mon, 11 Sep 2023 - 52min
183 - Umming and ahing
This week, Nick and Carol try shaking hands, Carol cooks up a storm, Nick has it out with a gym goer and they help put things back together
Mon, 04 Sep 2023 - 1h 08min
182 - Repelling the tourists in Brighton
This week Nick crosses the border into a militarised seaside resort, Carol thinks of selling pictures of her feet and there's a problem thats quite hairy.
Tue, 29 Aug 2023 - 1h 03min
181 - Overdosing on orange.
This week, Nick and Carol help to make the bed, Carol goes all 1970's, Nick cracks a Russian code and they try to remember that funny bloke from the thing.
Mon, 21 Aug 2023 - 55min
180 - Drugs in chips
This week, Carol washes her trainers, Nick talks about tails, they fix Netflix and have a bash at cheering someone up.
Mon, 14 Aug 2023 - 1h 06min
179 - The Leaf of Death
This week, Nick and Carol follow the weather, avoid bears, help a holidaymaker and check their blood pressure.
Mon, 07 Aug 2023 - 1h 04min
178 - A bit of a domestic
This week, Nick and Carol are on their worst behaviour, try on Napoleon's hat for size, help out on a roundabout and check in as a singleton
Mon, 31 Jul 2023 - 55min
177 - The Bouncing Boobies
This week, Nick and Carol have a heated debate, Carol tries to call the government, Nick sees an incident with a dog and there's a huge pair of lips.
Mon, 24 Jul 2023 - 1h 06min
176 - Literally, OMG, do you actually know what I mean?
This week, Nick and Carol get a pest drunk, Carol gets an offer she can't accept, Nick gets a grammar lesson and they argue about lunch.
Mon, 17 Jul 2023 - 58min
175 - The apology issue
This week, Carol shows a part of herself on television, Nick takes action against the sun and they help out with puppy love, air conditioning and invent a new contest.
Mon, 10 Jul 2023 - 1h 03min
174 - Mellow yellow
This week, the class system question is solved, Carol gets attacked mid-podcast, Nick feels like an idiot and there's a problem in the loo.
Mon, 03 Jul 2023 - 1h 05min
173 - Mooses in the hooses.
This week, in a festival of assistance, Nick and Carol weigh in at the airport, fail a job interview, Carol threatens her husband and Nick fails to get served at the bar.
Mon, 26 Jun 2023 - 1h 03min
172 - The Class Issue
This week, Nick sees a shag in Brighton, Carol goes over the Shard, they argue about class, coffee, sandwiches, salads and maths but agree on queuing and browning.
Mon, 19 Jun 2023 - 1h 04min
171 - Carol bites her lip
This week, Nick and Carol want to know if you're OK, Carol has a mouth related accident and Nick picks a fight with the Hells Angels.
Mon, 12 Jun 2023 - 1h 04min
170 - Not in MY loo!
This week, Carol forgets where she's just been, Nick gets assaulted with a cassette, they help someone with a boring stalker and have a great idea about clubbing.
Mon, 05 Jun 2023 - 1h 00min
169 - Wotzizname?
This week, Nick and Carol give some sensible Scilly advice, forget who just died and assist with an incontinent dog.
Tue, 30 May 2023 - 59min
168 - Elton John's wardrobe
This week, Nick and Carol talk telly, Nick looks up a hotel he can't afford and tries clothes that don't suit him, Carol goes to butler school and fails to pull off a snakeskin jacket and they take a shower, but not together.
Mon, 22 May 2023 - 1h 02min
167 - Introducing: Unprecedented
Brexit, Covid, Partygate, lockdowns, leaks, the war in Ukraine, a cost-of-living crisis and the scandals that plagued our politics. Guto Harri was in the room when the big decisions were made. In this podcast, expect unprecedented access behind the shiny black door of Number 10 Downing Street, during one of the most chaotic periods in British political history.
Guto was Boris Johnson’s Communications Chief. When he first walked over the Number 10 threshold, things weren’t normal. A set of circumstances, scandals and chaos that will never be repeated. It was unprecedented.
Brand new episodes out now on Global Player.
Thu, 18 May 2023 - 03min
166 - A Horrible Hellhole
This week, Carol gets abuse and goes viral, Nick turns off daytime TV, Carol refuses to go to somewhere awful, they help a man with a dog bed and rate a classic rock song.
Mon, 15 May 2023 - 58min
165 - Fun with sausages
This week, Carol makes an error, Nick is remarkably understanding, they get lost in a car park and talk to a robot.
Mon, 08 May 2023 - 58min
164 - My wood is no-one's business
This week, Carol has a rendezvous, Nick dreams of pudding, Carol gets a winkle and they talk Oxford Street, David Bowie and having a clear-out.
Mon, 01 May 2023 - 56min
163 - Language Alert!
In this ruder than usual episode, Nick is put on hold, Carol picks a fight with Robocop, they help a man with his emails and they both fail to evolve.
Mon, 24 Apr 2023 - 1h 04min
162 - Getting away with a wig
This week, Carol claims to have powers, Nick begs to differ, they peer at the King, order a really small coffee and try to park
Mon, 17 Apr 2023 - 54min
161 - Worst. Bond. Ever.
This week Nick has a code id his doze and Carol is just as sympathetic as you would expect. They talk super-spies, ask for a receipt and help someone to be less nice.
Tue, 11 Apr 2023 - 51min
160 - How big is Brad Pitt?
This week, Nick and Carol get ready to go out, point at good looking people, help a man who hired a moron, keep track of the kids and measure Brad Pitt.
Mon, 03 Apr 2023 - 1h 05min
159 - Just one squirt
This week, Nick and Carol help out a bored teen, try to get a mouse out of the house, eat banas and shrimp and have a fire emergency.
Mon, 27 Mar 2023 - 1h 06min
158 - Carry On Killing
This week, Nick is slightly hung-over, Carol is in no mood for nonsense, they dress in gym clothes and talk sausages and ping food.
Mon, 20 Mar 2023 - 58min
157 - Dionne Warwick was my dinner date
This week, Nick and Carol search for perfection, Carol gets a quick medical, Nick gets up for a full English, they compare dinner dates and find a terrific/terrible way to start the day
Mon, 13 Mar 2023 - 1h 03min
156 - Getting flushed.
This week, Nick gets followed by Google, Carol has an issue with her face, they help out at the hairdressers and give excellent advice for the loo.
Mon, 06 Mar 2023 - 1h 05min
155 - It was the chair!
This week, Nick and Carol accidentally ignore a question about the Magic Roundabout, Nick goes in search of a pastry, Carol takes a selfie in the loo,and Chat GPT has them both bang to rights.
Mon, 27 Feb 2023 - 1h 03min
154 - Minding our P's and Q's
This week, Nick and Carol have to be on their best behaviour, they try to sing in an English accent, peer at the kids' hairstyles and try to open a bottle of shampoo.
Mon, 20 Feb 2023 - 1h 01min
153 - What's the recipe today Carol?
This week, Carol puts on her pinny, Nick takes charge of the toothbrush and everyone forgets everyone's names.
Mon, 13 Feb 2023 - 1h 02min
152 - A science experiment
This week, Carol finds out what not to order at the bar, Nick gets something exciting in the post and we conduct an experiment with sound.
Mon, 06 Feb 2023 - 1h 02min
151 - It's a bar-tastrophe!
This week, Carol gets her kit off, Nick has a special delivery, they go moron spotting and look up something they shouldn't in the dictionary.
Mon, 30 Jan 2023 - 59min
150 - Things that go pffft in the night
This week, Nick and Carol smell nice, get bored in Belgium, check their credit card statements, order something in French and clean the house.
Mon, 23 Jan 2023 - 1h 05min
149 - Talking rubbish
This week, Nick and Carol compare their waste, help a vegan, do a runner and plan a stress-free year.
Mon, 16 Jan 2023 - 1h 04min
148 - Carol does Southampton
This week, Carol recounts her triumphant quiz show appearance, Nick has a problem with his new air fryer, a lady in France has an issue with garlic bread, there's snoring neighbours and how not to kill your houseplants.
Mon, 09 Jan 2023 - 59min
147 - The Big Christmas Special
This week, Nick and Carol pack the podcast full of festive assistance. There's family squabbles sorted, the decorations untangled, the dinner fixed and presents chosen. Plus, Carol has a confession!
Mon, 19 Dec 2022 - 1h 08min
146 - A series of holiday nightmares
This week, Carol goes on a sunny holiday with disastrous results, Nick sits at home freezing his bottom off, they root around some department stores and give good advice on where to live.
Mon, 12 Dec 2022 - 1h 00min
145 - The eating issue
This week: Carol preps for a flight, Nick spots a nappy in Blackpool, they earwig someone's call on a train and spot a hair issue at the World Cup.
Mon, 05 Dec 2022 - 1h 06min
144 - Who dealt it?
It's a whodunnit this week and Nick and Carol try to get to the bottom of it, they also tackle a pizza, get a piercing and share some gum.
Mon, 28 Nov 2022 - 58min
143 - Let's get ready to rumble.
This week, Carol has a compliant, Nick gets festive early, they help a disappearing woman and sort out a lists addict.
Mon, 21 Nov 2022 - 1h 10min
142 - What's going on?
This week, Carol goes to Lapland, Nick is hot in bed, there's advice on rating your old employer and what not to eat on a plane.
Mon, 14 Nov 2022 - 1h 05min
141 - The problem with problems
This week, Nick and Carol abuse an electric toothbrush, cross a river the expensive way, iron the sheets and are amazed at the genius of trees
Mon, 07 Nov 2022 - 1h 02min
140 - The Good News Week
This week, Carol loses her iPad, Nick breaks into a run, they smell the roses and refuse the sex chocolates.
Mon, 31 Oct 2022 - 1h 03min
139 - Carol gets a boost.
This week, Nick and Carol dial 999, tell the neighbours to keep it down, peer at swans and make a scene in WH Smiths.
Mon, 24 Oct 2022 - 1h 05min
138 - A Woman on the Edge
This week, Nick and Carol order breakfast, give an IT man a one star review, fail to make friends at work, think about joining a commune and choose between their bottom and their face.
Mon, 17 Oct 2022 - 1h 06min
137 - The Boinking Gnomes
In this week's globe-trotting issue, we take a trip round Carol's French garden, Nick gets disappointed in a bakery in Soho, there's a family problem about a trip to New York, an issue with a neighbour in Lanzarote and advice on how to avoid Piers Morgan on holiday.
Mon, 10 Oct 2022 - 1h 03min
136 - The delivery man buzzes twice
This week, Carol has a fight with a washing machine, Nick gets picked up in Los Angeles, there's an issue with a bad boss and an incident with a reclining seat
Tue, 04 Oct 2022 - 1h 07min
135 - A problem with cheese
This week, Carol is a pain in the neck, Nick imagines people naked, there's some unpleasantness on a Zoom meeting and they get the feeling they're being watched.
Mon, 26 Sep 2022 - 1h 05min
134 - A Thai massage and a bag of chips.
This week, Nick and Carol talk about competitive emoting, Carol loses her numbers, there's an encounter with Taylor Swift and something unpleasant about wind.
Tue, 20 Sep 2022 - 57min
133 - Pill packet rage
This week, Nick and Carol help out on Southend Pier, have an issue with drugs, find problems filling up and watch a festival of cheating.
Mon, 12 Sep 2022 - 58min
132 - The bums episode
This week, Nick and Carol get to the bottom of it, Nick has an incident on a boat, Carol appears on the news, they identify a problem with sports fans and launch an attack on estate agents.
Mon, 05 Sep 2022 - 59min
131 - Carol does the dance
This week, Nick is in a rush, Carol gets on stage, they cling to old friends, navigate a roundabout and almost make a pizza.
Mon, 29 Aug 2022 - 54min
130 - The flashing gnome
This week, Nick and Carol pick a fight with computers, Carol shares too much about her decor, there's a unique way of eating Jaffa Cakes, Nick still hasn't had his dinner, there's a problem with Kent and panic on a plane
Mon, 22 Aug 2022 - 59min
129 - The Lost Tape
This week's is the one that should have gone out last week, that we thought had been lost but was found thanks to the nice people at Zencastr. Carol gets in a fight with a washing machine, Nick amuses two nuns and there's pudding.
Mon, 15 Aug 2022 - 1h 11min
128 - The rise of the chipmunk
This week, Nick and Carol go star spotting, listen to a hospital machine rocking out and hear of some unpleasantness at a tourist attraction
Tue, 02 Aug 2022 - 1h 02min
127 - Never next to a pool
This week, Nick and Carol actually give some pretty good advice about renting or buying a place to live, Nick goes on a controversial night out and Carol recovers from a bender.
Mon, 25 Jul 2022 - 1h 05min
126 - Bopping in the shop
This week, Nick and Carol get up on the good foot, Carol promises not to behead her waiter, Nick decides where not to go on holiday and they help out with rude people.
Mon, 18 Jul 2022 - 1h 00min
125 - Rethinking dogs
This week, Nick and Carol hitch a lift, Carol gets her fur rubbed the wrong way and Nick admires vandalism.
Mon, 11 Jul 2022 - 58min
124 - Carol’s got a code id her dose
This week, Nick gets a drink in prison, Carol makes a stink and they compare plastic surgery and star signs.
Mon, 04 Jul 2022 - 1h 01min
123 - Nick and Carol do art
This week, Nick and Carol take in the view, Carol makes a legally enforceable promise, they help with the ringing in your ears and avoid watching snuff videos.
Mon, 27 Jun 2022 - 1h 03min
122 - The Restaurant Incident
This week, Nick gets crowded, Carol has a long lunch, they both give surprisingly good holiday advice and suggest where not to stick a camera.
Mon, 20 Jun 2022 - 1h 02min
121 - Fun with candles
This week, Carol makes a smell, Nick tries the juice of the jungle, they help someone who doesn’t know whether to speed up or slow down and have an incident with the law.
Mon, 13 Jun 2022 - 1h 03min
120 - Warning lights flashing
This week, Nick and Carol fix a car, sympathise with Wills, hear noises in their heads and figure out why we are here.
Mon, 06 Jun 2022 - 56min
119 - Talkin’ proper
This week Nick and Carol help with diction, assist with a broken mirror, decide on a big move and find some lost sunglasses.
Mon, 30 May 2022 - 1h 03min
118 - A holiday expert speaks
This week, Nick goes on about his holiday, Carol gets bitten by a thing and there’s excellent advice on getting away from it all.
Mon, 23 May 2022 - 1h 00min
117 - The Breast Stroke Issue
This week, Nick and Carol get their certificates, help out a student with his Latin and give great advice on attending an awards ceremony.
Mon, 16 May 2022 - 1h 01min
116 - Birds, cats and rats
This week, Carol tries to please her fans, Nick gets patted on the head, there’s problems with birds, cats and rats, they have too much choice and go searching for trees and rhinos but not in the same place.
Mon, 09 May 2022 - 1h 03min
115 - Blowing in the wind
This week, Nick and Carol explain when it is acceptable to have a small personal accident in front of your partner, Carol gets stuck in a festival, Nick tries to stop electricity leaking out and they both help with an eating problem.
Tue, 03 May 2022 - 1h 10min
114 - Artificial unintelligence
This week, Nick and Carol decide whether not play tennis or golf, Carol gets assaulted at the airport, Nick sleeps in late and they both get some paella in.
Tue, 26 Apr 2022 - 1h 05min
113 - That’s a fat cat!
This week, Nick and Carol order a low alcoholic beverage, help and insomniac, peer at a dripping tap and have trouble on a train.
Tue, 19 Apr 2022 - 1h 05min
112 - Peanuts stuck in your teeth
This week Nick and Carol help out with a dental problem, wonder whether to risk a holiday and Carol fails to hit an important button.
Mon, 11 Apr 2022 - 58min
111 - Rocking, not rolling
This week Nick and Carol share a lack of love for Shakespeare, construct a forbidden playlist and help out on the school run
Mon, 04 Apr 2022 - 53min
110 - Eating dirt does you good
This week, Nick and Carol watch something stupid, there’s advice about chewing gum and keeping your hands smooth and Carol’s hubby gets an indecent proposal.
Mon, 28 Mar 2022 - 59min
109 - Shooting potatoes
This week, Nick and Carol help with other people’s dogs, get pedantic about grammar and make a racket walking down the street.
Mon, 21 Mar 2022 - 1h 01min
108 - Snogging in the coal shed
This week, Nick and Carol help a Nigel, Nick finds it hard to remember anything, Carol shares too much and they learn when you can’t have any pudding.
Mon, 14 Mar 2022 - 57min
107 - Chucked out of parliament.
This week, Nick and Carol help a dissatisfied radio listener, battle a big fly, accept cookies and go (separately) to have a drink in the Houses of Parliament. Guess which one got thrown out?
Mon, 07 Mar 2022 - 1h 03min
106 - Don’t swallow that gum!
This week, Nick ad Carol protest that they ain’t done nuffink, Carol buys something huge by mistake, Nick admires the view from the edge and they both overdose on cookies.
Mon, 28 Feb 2022 - 1h 08min
105 - Fun with dairy!
This week, Carol is back from her holidays, Nick gets an offer he might refuse, they help find a person’s mojo and there’s party fun with the contents of the fridge.
Mon, 21 Feb 2022 - 1h 00min
104 - The problem with babies
This week, Nick and Carol get updated, Carol defends her wardrobe, Nick is attacked while driving and they have excellent advice for friends of new mothers.
Mon, 14 Feb 2022 - 1h 04min
103 - The least helpful episode of all
This week, Carol paints her nails, Nick drives round Croydon and they compare there’s a guessing game about holidays.
Mon, 07 Feb 2022 - 1h 06min
102 - You saw a mouse? Where?
This week, Nick and Carol help someone who takes their life in their hands driving through Croydon, deal with rodent issue, remember the last time they cried and upset a Garry.
Mon, 31 Jan 2022 - 1h 10min
101 - A tip: Don’t tip twice!
This week, Nick and Carol help a person with a LOT of problems, get shown to a bad restaurant table, discuss forcing people to watch Carol on the telly and Nick makes a mistake in a cab.
Mon, 24 Jan 2022 - 1h 08min
100 - The 100th Episode!
This week, Nick and Carol go shopping, help an unread writer, discover something weird about Nick and about Carol’s pen pal. Plus, their favourite clips from the past 100 episodes, including the all-time most requested moment.
Mon, 17 Jan 2022 - 1h 14min
99 - A bit too much happiness
On the 99th episode, Nick and Carol make someone laugh at a vaccinator, help a worker whose colleagues are too cheery and another whose flatmates are too messy and Carol recalls what happened in a previous life.
Mon, 10 Jan 2022 - 1h 07min
98 - The Proper Stopper
In this week's Christmas special Nick and Carol are full of festive spirit and help a LOT of people. No, really.
Mon, 20 Dec 2021 - 1h 03min
97 - Doing stupid things
This week, Nick remembers not to turn left and Carol goes under the influence, they help with a mother's texting, hiding the presents and chopping down trees.
Sun, 12 Dec 2021 - 1h 08min
96 - The latest f*****g episode.
This week, Nick and Carol go to the doctors, bleep out the rude bits, suck water out of the air, advise an old thrill seeker, choose a table in a restaurant they can't have and tell someone how to avoid a friend's boring husband.
Mon, 06 Dec 2021 - 1h 14min