Athletico Mince

Here’s a compilation of Peter’s efforts between June and December 2021, including some of his world class rapping.

(Originally released to Club Parsnips members in October 2025)

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Scary stuff, country music, Lawro at Talksport, Memory Man, Dyche returns, a quiz, and a new visitor to Slaughters.

(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 31/10/25 https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince)

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Football, a song, names, topics, another Sorrento tale, pig Guru, a Martin visit, and telly ideas.

(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 28/7/25 https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince)

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Glastonbury, John Cooper Sunshine, beach safety, a disrupted eye test, a Sorrento holiday, and Coogan meets Mick.

(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 28/6/25 https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince)

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A compilation of tapes, mp3s and WAVs acquired by Bob between November 2021 and April 2024.

(Originally released to Club Parsnips members in June 2025)

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Names, topics, a tale from Scotland, questions, Hodgson, Martin meets Farke, and vegetarian waiter ASMR.

(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 30/5/25 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince)

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Safety first, a QR game, Crime Files, a dog-based Littlepod, a visit to an old friend, and some children's pastimes.

(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 24/4/25 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince)

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A compilation of tales from Neil Hunt’s nonsense pottery from February 2022 to March 2023.

(Originally released to Club Parsnips subscribers on 27th Feb 2025)

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Numbers, Ferry, a quiz, chicken in a hot car, a pie quest, a piano engine, Crime Files, and more.

(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 8/3/25 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince)

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Safety tips with Mickey, ground poppadoms, a zoo visit, a BMLC function, a quiz, and an allergies song.

(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 16/2/25 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince)

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Please enjoy the progress and growth of Dominic Littlewood in his appearances from May 2021 to Feb 2023.

(Originally released via Club Parsnips in January 2025 https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince)

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Country music, gift talk, an Ally Pally visit, ding dong, a llama meeting, and some interesting topics.

(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 1/1/25 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince)

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Musical fun, shunned topics, a new quiz, Peter encounters Martin, soccer secrecy, and nursery rhymes.

(Originally released via Club Parsnips in October 2024)

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A dollop of Tyne-based crime reality from between July and November of 2022

(First released to Club Parsnips members in July 2024)

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Safety, memory renewal, a quiz, Gangs of the EPL, a door, Ding Dong, and access aggravation.

(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 5/10/24 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince)

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Steve and Casper’s antics and adventures (and singing) from episode 85 to 116.

(Previously issued via Club Parsnips on Patreon and Apple Subscriptions in Feb 2024)

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Parsnippers questions, quizzing, singing, that sort of thing.

(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 17/9/24 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince)

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From episodes 103-113, including Carol’s new beau, Peter listening to Talksport, and much more…

(Originally released to Club Parsnips members on 31/10/23)

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A lanky song, catchphrases, Crime Files, Littlepodding, a quiz, Mick goes shopping and more format theft.

(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 1/9/24 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince)

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Safety, snake vaping, a distance quiz, a door, and a hot tub dreamer.

(Originally released to Club Parsnips members in July 2024)

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A safety rap battle, Lawro commentates, Martin visits Neil, Harry’s England gang, and a Slaughters trip.

(Released via Club Parsnips in June 2024)

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Please enjoy the progress and growth of Dom Littlewood from his appearances up to and including episode 113.

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Safety with Mickey Nixon, soccer secrecy, Steve and Mark drink liquids, countryside bother, and fighting with Peter. (Rec: 28/5/24 - full version available in Club Parsnips archive)

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(Updated version with bits that were originally missing)

Here’s the best of Barry Homeowner from episodes 68 to 88… ciao bella!

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(Updated version with bits that were originally missing)

He’s not Train Guy… or is he? Judge for yourself – here’s the best of Barry Homeowner from episodes 41 to 66…

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Another round-up of recorded content from M-M-M-M-M-Martin from Homes Under The Hammer from the time period of February 2020 to April 2022. It’s a little bit unusual but you’ll like it

(Previously released to Club Parsnips members in July 2023)

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Safety first, crime on the Tyne, a Littlepod, Martin visits a darts star, and Barry C. Homeowner returns.

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Fish and chips, safety, a Beardsley barbecue, door opening, questions, Talksport, and a showbiz centre opportunity.

(Rec: 29/11/2023) Join Club Parsnips at https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince

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A compilation of incidents of crime on the Tyne from between December 2021 and June 2022.

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A new rapper, a job interview, a McClaren podcast, TV tennis, Geordie Heat, a row in Edinburgh, Lawro’s cheeses, and an air fryer rival.

(Released via Club Parsnips in August 2023)

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A compilation of Bob’s visits to spy on Adrian Lewis at the Slaughters restaurant from Parsnips 5 to Mince 109.

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Short but sweet, it’s another selection from Peter’s joke book, from episodes 82 to 113… dog dirt.

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Young England lads on the town, Talksport, Dom, Roy, Geordie Heat, and much more…

(63-min extended version available via Club Parsnips - search Athletico Mince on Patreon and Apple Subscriptions)

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Kings Cross, foil, Harry’s barbecue, sleep, party foods, zombies, and more. (Released via Club Parsnips in April 2023)

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Crisps, writing on hearts, Hunt vs Sugar, egg escape, a Pearson/McCarthy coffee shop trip, and much more. (Full version released 31/3/23)

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A collection of Mick’s visits to the studio from episode 57 to 110. (Originally released via Club Parsnips)

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Historical fear, Harry’s Farm, skip talk, a door, Eddie and Amanda Baby visit the Beardsleys, and Dom pods. (Full version released 28/2/23)

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A compilation of the antics of Harry Kane and his pals from episode 68 to 93. (Originally released via Club Parsnips)

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Fancy trousers, hose connectors, a happy song, a Rubik’s cube, custard, and so much more. (Rec: 30/1/23)

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A compilation of Sean Dyche’s motivational WAVs from episode 106 until September 2022. (Originally released via Club Parsnips)

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Doctor tactics, slipper chat, ray gun repair, a Dyche WAV, regal scatter cushions, Peter’s 2022 Christmas message, and more. (Rec: 20/12/22)

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Here's a compilation of some Crime Files stories, from episodes 105 to 117. DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... (Released 30/7/22)

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Football, aftershave, driveways, telly, cream, Tyne crime, Dom, the EFT gang, and soap. (Rec: 29/11/22)

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From episodes 91-103, Peter and Carol receive a visitor, we learn about their wedding day, legal issues, a shopping trip and more… (first issued to Club Parsnips members in May 2022)

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A country music remix, a lunch club update, a showbiz centre visit, resin bonded driveways, air frying, gut health, and nonsense pottery. (Rec: 27/10/22)

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Categorised items, Peter’s van, anti-woke Lawro, test drives, Geordie Heat, telly pitches, and more. (26/9/22)

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A compilation of tapes, mp3s and WAVs acquired by Bob between August 2019 and August 2021. (Rec: 21/3/22)

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A stamping duck, a scary camping trip, Geordie Heat, a Littlepod, a listen to Talksport, and much more. (Rec: 30/8/22)

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A compilation of episodes featuring crime on the Tyne… (first released to Club Parsnips members in Feb 2022)

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To celebrate his return to management, here’s a round-up of Roy’s appearances from Mince 86 all the way to Parsnips 19.

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Fresh blood for Geordie Heat, pre-season Lawro, a distance quiz, hot Scholes, Steve and Casper at home, and a Milky call. (Rec: 20/7/22)

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An emotional hotel, machine talk, Mr Sting’s Alexa problem, treadmill friction, Cliff’s croissants, and some Littlepodding.

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Here’s the best of Barry Homeowner from episodes 42 to 68… ciao bella!

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Plasterboard fixings, Geordie Heat, Roy returns, Martin visits a mouse, a showbiz centre call, the shipping forecast, and a Scottish Tale.

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Country music, run flat tyres, Lord Bamford, Lawro at Wimbledon, the BMLC, and Martin visits Roy. (Rec: 28/6/22)

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A country song, some nonsense pottery, a call to the showbiz centre, Lawro commentates, and Mr Sting visits the Beardsleys. (Rec: 31/5/22)

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A compilation of Bob’s reports on the Spurs gang’s activities from episodes 50 to 64. (Rel: 19/10/21)

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Bob plays his cards right, topical comedy, a new Geordie Heat boss, Adrian joins in the ASMR, Martin visits Steve, and a snooker visit. (Rec: 30/4/22)

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Some high quality observing and remembering from episodes 15-31. (Rec: 31/8/21)

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Here’s a compilation of appearances by M-M-M-M-M-Martin from Homes Under The Hammer, from episodes 81 to 94. (Rec: 24/6/21)

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A tale from the island, Eddie visits Peter, the Secret Soccer Superstar returns, waiter ASMR, and Martin calls on Mr Sting. (Rec: 31/3/22)

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Mark Hughes updates the BMLC, a farming quiz, Lawro in Venezuela, Howe visits Hunt, and Dom’s fog egg. (Rec: 28/2/22)

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A tip upgrade, Geordie Heat, Martin’s new sidekick, waiter ASMR, and some unidents. (Rec: 28/1/22)

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A Hot Derek manager interception, festive Omsk, Martin visits Talksport, a quiz, unidents and more. (Rec: 26/11/21)

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Chocolate, country, group names, McCarthy v Pearson, mammals, Geordie Heat, a showbiz centre call, and Talksport.

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A chucked tin of peaches, Mark visits Peter, watching a fire, socks, East Or West, and lots more. (Rec: 28/10/21)

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A bit that might not have worked, unidents, Dom, Mr Sting’s graffiti, Adrian’s birthday, and pain relief. (Rec: 19/9/21)

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Here's a compilation of some Crime Files stories, from episode 91 to 102. DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...

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A lockdown poem, a Warhammer quiz, a Talksport tape, ‘Cash or Cheque’, a Slaughters/Hunt encounter, and the perfect unident? (Rec: 30/8/21)

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Some country music, a vague levy, a new Phil Jones trailer, a card game, Geordie Heat, and more.

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Here’s more of Steve and Casper’s crazy antics from episode 45 to 83…

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Peter’s rap, Geordie Heat, unidents, Steve and Wade, Dom’s beautiful song, and more. (Rec: 30/7/21)

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Lockdown Gary, England camp spying, a Beardsley update, and Lawro’s shapes. (Rec: 28/6/21)

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From episodes 75-88. A visit from Mark, how the Beardsley’s met, a visit to Carol’s sister, a trip to hospital, the gas man cometh, and more.

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Lockdown poetry, Ron Craggs’ camper van, Geordie Heat, Roy plans his future, the podcast becomes fully vaxxed, and we rate your unidents. (Rec: 31/5/21)

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The A19, John Cooper Sunderland, Geordie Heat, Lawro in Venezuela, and Debbie leaves the White Harts.

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The EPL captains meeting, a waterworks mantra, clown car repair, and your unidents assessed. (Rec: 29/4/21)

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A Homeowner brag, wingspan, a possible butterfly unident, more Geordie Heat, and Scholes confusion. (Rec: 29/3/21)

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A compilation of Sean Dyche’s contributions up to and including episode 97.

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Geordie Heat, Lawro, Eddie visits Steve, Mick and Santa, Dom, and more.

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Neil Hunt goes to war with a Christmas market, we get some festive WAVs and mp3s from some popular characters, and Dom returns with a Yuletide game. (Rec: 12/12/19)

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A Hot Derek, a poem, Slaughters, a gift guide, Scholes, Crime Files, Beatles chat, and more.

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Mick’s furnace, dead hand cheese, Roy’s contract plans, bacteria, giant problems, and more. (Rec: 27/2/21)

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Tinned meat, Klopp v Dyche, influencing, a row at the Beardsley’s and more. (Rec: 29/10/21)

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A turkey stew, Geordie Heat, smoke, Steve and Casper sing, medal woe, and Martin visits the Beardsleys.

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A wide range of terrifying South African experiences from episodes 57 to 87.

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A diverted journey, golden hornets, wrestlers, Steve and Casper, the DomPod, and rumours.

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Peter raps again, a smoke game, Harry considers his future, Lawro’s transports, and observation comedy returns.

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Peter listens to Talksport, Bob visits Teesside, plus an energy beast, your questions, a quiz and more. (Rec: 31/10/20)

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A round-up of Bob’s various encounters with the Alderman and his gang from episode 32 to 51.

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A compilation of Roy Hodgson's visits to see us from episode 70 to 85...

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Steve and Casper visit Asda, the White Harts clean their teeth, Lawro is in the bedroom, and we answer some of your questions. (Rec: Sep 2020)

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An emergency BMLC meeting, Mick at the chippy, Lawro’s pasta, the White Harts convene, a DomPod, and Adrian Lewis rates his takeaway.

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Lockdown poetry, hairstyles, Slaughters Zoom, Nigel Pearson, Mrs Beardsley’s new beau, and more. (Rec: May 2020)

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Here’s the further adventures of Steve and Casper from episode 24 to 43… 

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A footballer’s home, a Warhammer quiz, fresh Geordie Heat, more DomPod alien talk, some Peter and lots more.

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A compilation of Bob’s reports on the Spurs gang’s activities from episodes 29 to 49.

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A new police show, Lawro’s boxes, moths, an audiobook studio experience, a call from Slaughters and a Scottish tale.

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Some lockdown-straddling bits from Parsnips 11 & 12 - Homeowner, Pearson, quizzing, a cinema visit, Neil Hunt and the SAS, and the Slaughters delivery service.

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