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Dad Jokes Daily

Sammy Davies

A daily source of the most cringe worthy comedy. Check back each day for another dad joke to share with your family, colleagues, neighbours, team mates (or just to enjoy yourself ... we all have a guilty pleasure!)

146 - Someone’s Stolen My Toilet!?

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146 - Someone’s Stolen My Toilet!?
Someone’s stolen my toilet !? 😫😫😫
Fri, 18 Oct 2019 - 00min
145 - What’s Got More Letters Than the Alphabet?
What’s got more letters than the alphabet? 🤔🤔🤔
Thu, 17 Oct 2019 - 00min
144 - I’m Only Friendly With 25 Letters ...
Im only friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet ...
Wed, 16 Oct 2019 - 00min
143 - What’s The Saddest Fruit?
What’s the saddest fruit? 🤔🤔🤔
Tue, 15 Oct 2019 - 00min
142 - Why is No one Friends With Yogi?
Why is no one friends with Yogi? 🤔🤔🤔
Mon, 14 Oct 2019 - 00min
141 - Which Vegetable Hates War the Most?
Which vegetable hates war the most? 🤔🤔🤔
Sun, 13 Oct 2019 - 00min
140 - The Teacher Who Drew On The Window
Did you hear about the teacher who drew on the window?
Sat, 12 Oct 2019 - 00min
139 - What food do monkeys eat?
What food do monkeys eat?
Thu, 03 Oct 2019 - 00min
138 - Shout Out
Shout out to all those people asking ...
Fri, 30 Aug 2019 - 00min
137 - Holding The Door Open
Something pretty lovely happened today ...
Thu, 29 Aug 2019 - 00min
136 - Nations Capitol
Which Nations capitol is the worlds fastest growing?
Wed, 28 Aug 2019 - 00min
135 - How much does a pirate pay for corn?
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
Tue, 27 Aug 2019 - 00min
134 - Hit in the head with a soda can
Did you hear about the guy who was hit in the head with a soda can?
Mon, 26 Aug 2019 - 00min
133 - Nobel Prize
Did you hear about the scientist who REALLY wanted the Nobel prize ...
Fri, 23 Aug 2019 - 00min
132 - A Year as a Vegetarian
I just spent a year as a vegetarian...
Mon, 19 Aug 2019 - 00min
131 - Dogs Chasing People On Bikes
The Police called to tell me my dogs were chasing people on bikes ...
Fri, 16 Aug 2019 - 00min
130 - Fire Pit
Ever since I’ve been sleeping in the fire pit ...
Thu, 15 Aug 2019 - 00min
129 - Sign Language
I know sign language
Wed, 14 Aug 2019 - 00min
128 - The Bad Sport
The Bad Sport Baseball Player
Tue, 13 Aug 2019 - 00min
127 - Apple’s Self-Driving Car
Apple’s Self-Driving Car
Mon, 12 Aug 2019 - 00min
126 - A Good Egg Roll
How do you make a good egg roll?
Fri, 09 Aug 2019 - 00min
125 - Three Conspiracy Theorists
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar ...
Thu, 08 Aug 2019 - 00min
124 - What’s the quickest way to make AntiFreeze?
What’s the quickest way to make AntiFreeze?
Fri, 26 Jul 2019 - 00min
123 - Someone Stole My Lamps
Someone Stole My Lamps
Thu, 25 Jul 2019 - 00min
122 - Why Didn’t the Cat Go to the Vet?
Why Didn’t the Cat Go to the Vet?
Wed, 24 Jul 2019 - 00min
121 - A Car out of Spaghetti?
A car out of spaghetti?
Tue, 23 Jul 2019 - 00min
120 - Do French Men Play Video Games?
Do French men play video games?
Mon, 22 Jul 2019 - 00min
119 - What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day?
What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day?
Fri, 19 Jul 2019 - 00min
118 - What do you call an Alligator with a vest?
What do you call an Alligator with a vest?
Thu, 18 Jul 2019 - 00min
117 - What do you call a dead parrot?
What do you call a dead parrot?
Wed, 17 Jul 2019 - 00min
116 - What do you call a nose without a body?
What do you call a nose without a body?
Tue, 16 Jul 2019 - 00min
115 - What do you call a communist sniper?
What do you call a communist sniper?
Mon, 15 Jul 2019 - 00min
114 - I’m Colour Blind?!?
I’m Colour Blind?!?
Fri, 12 Jul 2019 - 00min
113 - Hippo or Zippo?
What’s the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo
Thu, 11 Jul 2019 - 00min
112 - Drinking Brake Fluid
My mates are worried I’m drinking too much brake fluid ...
Wed, 10 Jul 2019 - 00min
111 - Picture in Jail
Picture in Jail
Tue, 09 Jul 2019 - 00min
110 - My Ex-Wife Misses Me
My Ex-Wife Misses Me
Mon, 08 Jul 2019 - 00min
109 - My Wife Needs More Space
My Wife Needs More Space
Fri, 05 Jul 2019 - 00min
108 - Twenty Happy Years
Twenty Happy Years
Thu, 04 Jul 2019 - 00min
107 - Past, Present & Future
Past, Present and Future
Wed, 03 Jul 2019 - 00min
106 - I Upset Someone on The Bus
Upset someone on the bus
Tue, 02 Jul 2019 - 00min
105 - Is Mum a Good Cook?
Is Mum a Good Cook?
Mon, 01 Jul 2019 - 00min
104 - I Haven’t Spoken To My Wife In Years
I Haven’t spoken to my wife in years...
Fri, 28 Jun 2019 - 00min
103 - My Wife Asked Me To Talk Dirty
My wife asked me to say dirty things to her last night ...
Tue, 25 Jun 2019 - 00min
102 - My Wife Asked Me To Clear The Table
My Wife Asked Me To Clear The Table
Fri, 12 Apr 2019 - 00min
101 - My Wife Drew Her Eyebrows Too High
My Wife Drew Her Eyebrows Too High
Thu, 11 Apr 2019 - 00min
100 - What Rhymes With Oranges?
What Rhymes With Oranges?
Wed, 10 Apr 2019 - 00min
99 - Have You Heard The Rumour About Butter?
Have You Heard The Rumour About Butter?
Tue, 09 Apr 2019 - 00min
98 - Transcript From The Trial
Transcript From The Trial
Mon, 08 Apr 2019 - 00min
97 - Don't Call Me Shirley
Don't Call Me Shirley
Fri, 05 Apr 2019 - 00min
96 - If You're An American Before You Go To The Bathroom ...
If You're An American Before You Go To The Bathroom ...
Thu, 04 Apr 2019 - 00min
95 - Saw A Baguette at the Zoo
Saw A Baguette at the Zoo
Wed, 03 Apr 2019 - 00min
94 - I Like Telling Dad Jokes
Confession - I like telling Dad jokes ...
Fri, 29 Mar 2019 - 00min
93 - Stolen Microsoft Office
To who ever has my copy of Microsoft Office ...
Thu, 28 Mar 2019 - 00min
92 - What Did the Pirate Say on His 80th Birthday?
What did the Pirate say on his 80th birthday???
Wed, 27 Mar 2019 - 00min
91 - Invisible Man's Job Offer
Why didn't the invisible man accept the job offer?
Tue, 26 Mar 2019 - 00min
90 - French Fries
Did you know that French Fries weren't originally made in France?
Mon, 25 Mar 2019 - 00min
89 - I Bought Some Shoes From a Drug Dealer
I Bought Some Shoes From a Drug Dealer ...
Fri, 22 Mar 2019 - 00min
88 - My Son Asked For A Bookmark
My Son asked "Can I have a book mark?"
Thu, 21 Mar 2019 - 00min
87 - I Used to Work in Shoe Recycling
I Used to Work in Shoe Recycling ...
Wed, 20 Mar 2019 - 00min
86 - A Furniture Store Keeps Calling Me
A Furniture Store Keeps Calling Me
Tue, 19 Mar 2019 - 00min
85 - What Do You Call A Fat Psychic?
What Do You Call A Fat Psychic?
Mon, 18 Mar 2019 - 00min
84 - Why Do You Never See Elephants Hiding?
Why Do You Never See Elephants Hiding?
Fri, 15 Mar 2019 - 00min
83 - I've Never Been to a Gun Range
I've Never Been to a Gun Range
Thu, 14 Mar 2019 - 00min
82 - The Rotation of the Earth
The Rotation of the Earth ...
Wed, 13 Mar 2019 - 00min
81 - Have You Ever Heard of the Shovel?
Have You Ever Heard of the Shovel?
Tue, 12 Mar 2019 - 00min
80 - Giant Pile of Cats
What do you call a giant pile of cats?
Tue, 05 Mar 2019 - 00min
79 - Why Does Santa Only Come Once A Year?
Why Does Santa Only Come Once A Year?
Tue, 25 Dec 2018 - 00min
78 - Why Couldn’t Santa Get Down The Chimney?
Why Couldn’t Santa Get Down The Chimney?
Tue, 25 Dec 2018 - 00min
77 - What’s Santa’s Favourite Cereal?
What’s Santa’s Favourite Cereal?
Tue, 25 Dec 2018 - 00min
76 - Wouldn’t Buy Velcro
Wouldn’t Buy Velcro ...
Tue, 04 Dec 2018 - 00min
75 - What Did The Grape Do?
What Did The Grape Do?
Mon, 03 Dec 2018 - 00min
74 - Jokes About Retired People
Jokes About Retired People
Tue, 20 Nov 2018 - 00min
73 - Why Couldn’t The Bicycle Stand Up?
Why Couldn’t The Bicycle Stand Up By Itself?
Mon, 19 Nov 2018 - 00min
72 - How Does a Penguin Build It’s House
How Does a Penguin Build It’s House?
Sat, 17 Nov 2018 - 00min
71 - What Do You Call Am Italian With A Rubber Toe
What Do You Call Am Italian With A Rubber Toe?
Thu, 15 Nov 2018 - 00min
70 - What Do You Call A Mexican Who’s Lost His Car
What Do You Call A Mexican Who’s Lost His Car?
Tue, 13 Nov 2018 - 00min
69 - Spanish Fireman
Did you hear about the Spanish Fireman?
Sat, 10 Nov 2018 - 00min
68 - Coffee Police Report
I was just reading a story about a coffee that filed a police report ...
Fri, 09 Nov 2018 - 00min
67 - A Joke About Paper
A Joke About Paper?
Thu, 08 Nov 2018 - 00min
66 - Pterodactyl Toilet
Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl going to the toilet?
Sat, 27 Oct 2018 - 00min
65 - Lose Your Contacts
What happens when your phone looses all its contacts?
Fri, 26 Oct 2018 - 00min
64 - Just A Fan
Just a fan, getting in touch, saying how good a job I’m doing. So. Ya’know. 😊
Thu, 25 Oct 2018 - 01min
63 - Prison Library
I've been offered a job in a prison library...
Thu, 04 Oct 2018 - 00min
62 - What Day Scares Eggs?
What Day Scares Eggs?
Thu, 27 Sep 2018 - 00min
61 - Nostalgia
Thats the thing about nostalgia ...
Fri, 14 Sep 2018 - 00min
60 - Pictures of Peter Pan
Pictures of Peter Pan
Thu, 13 Sep 2018 - 00min
59 - My Wife Told Me I Was Average
My Wife Told Me I Was Average ...
Tue, 11 Sep 2018 - 00min
58 - Gullible
Gullible
Mon, 10 Sep 2018 - 00min
57 - I Make Up New Words
I make up new words all the time ...
Fri, 07 Sep 2018 - 00min
56 - Refusing To Take A Nap
Thu, 06 Sep 2018 - 00min
55 - What Do You Call A Can of Soup
What Do You Call A Can of Soup ...
Wed, 29 Aug 2018 - 00min
54 - Writing a Joke About Construction
Writing a Joke About Construction ...
Tue, 28 Aug 2018 - 00min
53 - Stop Impersonating a Flamingo
Stop Impersonating a Flamingo ...
Mon, 27 Aug 2018 - 00min
52 - I Don’t Trust Stairs
I don’t trust stairs anymore ...
Fri, 17 Aug 2018 - 00min
51 - Why Are Skeletons So Calm?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Wed, 15 Aug 2018 - 00min
50 - Why is 6 Afraid of 7?
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Tue, 14 Aug 2018 - 00min
49 - How Does Steve Get Exercise
How does Steve (from Minecraft) get exercise?
Wed, 08 Aug 2018 - 00min
48 - I’m on a Seafood Diet
I'm on a seafood diet actually ...
Tue, 07 Aug 2018 - 00min
47 - What Do You Call A Cow With No Legs
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Mon, 06 Aug 2018 - 00min

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