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Peter Levin, co-founder of Griffin Gaming Partners and a collector who owns well north of half a million Pokemon cards, told The Hollywood Reporter in September 2026 that if the world suffered an apocalypse tomorrow, the following day the global currency would be Pokemon cards, citing card prices beating the S&P 500 by 3,000 percent. The episode tests the claim against the standard three conditions for money - scarcity, portability and consensus - finds the cross-border price consensus argument genuinely strong, and then identifies the survivorship bias in the 3,000 percent figure and the fatal flaw that collectibles are priced by discretionary income, which an apocalypse destroys first

On 10 September 2026 the Ontario Science Centre laid off 30 workers including its entire science department, along with the live exhibits team, business development and security. The union said the cuts eliminate over 540 combined years of service, and OPSEU Local 549 president Raluca Ellis asked how you can have an Ontario Science Centre with no science unit. The province abruptly closed the Toronto building in summer 2024 over an engineering report on roof deficiencies, and is building a $1-billion replacement at Ontario Place

Klarna launched an OpenAI-powered customer service assistant globally in February 2024; in its first month it handled 2.3 million conversations, which the company said was equivalent to about 700 full-time agents, cutting average resolution time from 11 minutes to 2 and repeat inquiries by 25%, with $40m of added profit projected. By mid-2025 Klarna was rehiring human agents; founder Sebastian Siemiatkowski told Bloomberg the company had gone too far and that focusing on cost had driven down quality. Average satisfaction had looked level because the distribution was bimodal - simple queries scored near the top, complex ones near the bottom

A 22-year-old pleaded guilty in September 2026 to a racketeering conspiracy that stole and laundered more than $245 million in cryptocurrency between October 2023 and May 2025 - one of the largest crypto thefts in US history. The method was social engineering: members impersonated customer support from a major search company and a crypto exchange, manufactured trust and urgency, and had victims read out their own security codes. One victim lost over 4,100 bitcoin. Proceeds went on 30+ cars, a $2 million watch, mansions and private jets. He faces up to 20 years

Two Przewalski's horse foals were born on the Kazakh steppe in August 2026 - the first wild births there in 200 years. The species, the only truly wild horse left, went extinct in the wild by the mid-20th century and survived only in European zoos. Since 2024 a reintroduction programme has flown 22 horses to the Altyn Dala steppe, aiming for 40 - the minimum for a self-sustaining population. The first foal was born 22 August, the second on 31 August; both are colts by the same stallion, which has since died

A Kentucky nutritionist developed alpha-gal syndrome after a tick bite and can no longer eat mammal meat - not even grill fumes or the gelatin in pill capsules. Because ostriches are birds rather than mammals, ostrich meat is safe for him while looking and tasting close to beef, so he became a partner in an ostrich farm that now runs over 400 birds and plans to reach 700

Reese Witherspoon told The Graham Norton Show that about seven years after Legally Blonde she was called for jury duty in Beverly Hills on a two-week dog-bite case, and her fellow jurors elected her foreman because they believed she had gone to law school; she told them she had not gone to law school and had not finished college

Red Dead Redemption 2 shipped in 2018 with Mexico (Nuevo Paraiso) visible across the river but unreachable - the terrain partly built and never opened. A single player, not a Rockstar employee, began rebuilding it in April 2024 and after 22 months of largely solo work is releasing Nuevo Paraiso - The Forgotten Frontier free on PC on 16 September 2026, seamlessly joined to the existing map and fitted to the prequel timeline

On 7 September 2026 Shohei Ohtani said he will most likely not pitch again this season after a right biceps flare-up during an 28 August bullpen session, months of left knee discomfort and neck and arm discomfort on 3 September; he was 8-2 with a 1.79 ERA over 14 starts and is hitting .277 with 30 home runs, and manager Dave Roberts said that while Ohtani loves being a two-way player, right now it does not make sense

Anak Krakatau in Indonesia's Sunda Strait erupted in early September 2026, sending ash to 15,000 metres, audible 700 km away; eight airports including Soekarno-Hatta closed on 6 September, 1,558 flights were cancelled or delayed and more than 270,000 passengers were stranded, yet there were no deaths and no villages evacuated - the entire cost fell on aviation rather than the ground

A Charite Berlin team presented observational data at the ESC Congress 2026 linking blood xylitol levels to major adverse cardiovascular events across 17,710 people in two long-running cohorts, with a 57% higher risk in the Canadian cohort and 18% in the UK cohort, a proposed platelet-aggregation mechanism, and an explicit caveat that association is not causation

An Arizona couple had a dove-release company dye white doves blue for a gender reveal in July 2026; days later the birds turned up along the Salt River, wildlife rehabilitators washed them repeatedly and could not remove the dye, and the company owner said she will never dye birds again

An Oregon farmer took 70 of his 400 acres of century-old barley ground out of production and let the water back in, building a managed wetland beside Upper Klamath Lake that now holds 140 bird species and is rearing two endangered sucker species

WHO validates Bhutan for eliminating dog-transmitted human rabies — zero human deaths since June 2023, the first country in the WHO South-East Asia Region, after more than a decade of mass dog vaccination under a One Health approach

Snoop Dogg's ice cream brand Dr. Bombay is hiring an International Ice Cream Taster on a three-month, $30,000 contract open worldwide — a marketing stunt built on a real family story

The UN General Assembly votes 164-1 on 4 September 2026 to adopt the Equal Earth projection, after 450 years in which the Mercator map made Africa look a fraction of its true size

The 2026 Ig Nobel Prizes, awarded in Zurich on September 3 — the first time in Europe after 35 years in the US — including a soil-science prize for burying thousands of pairs of cotton underpants across 25 countries to measure soil health

New York City, the largest school district in the United States, bans generative AI for 600,000 students from pre-K through 8th grade for the 2026-27 year — and the loudest criticism is that the pause is too short

Apple sets a September 9 event to launch its first foldable iPhone — the first product launch under new CEO John Ternus, eight days after he took over from Tim Cook