Happy?

I know I’ve been gone for a few weeks… here’s why… whatever, bHappy!

Happy July 4th! I hope you guys had a great holiday and end of your week, weekend, beginning of your week. In this episode we go over everything from child abuse to the abuse of fireworks and how babies are like chameleons. Whatever, bHappy!

In this weeks episode of the Happy? Podcast Santi talks about Luca’s sexuality, not because he wants to, but because everyone else is and Santi needs to set the record straight. Also, Santi discusses Saudi Arabian podcast rankings and more! Whatever, bHappy!

In today’s episode Santi goes over everything from sweet coffee dumps, new Disney movies, and even almost becoming the new Stephen hawking. Whatever, bHappy!

Happy Wednesday! Not because we’re faking positivity about another weekday, but because every Wednesday your favorite podcast drops, this one. You’re welcome. In this episode Santi talks about the psychopath Casey Garcia and touches up his last podcast about the Caffe Bene incident and whether or not you should get involved in nonsense. Whatever, bHappy!

In this episode we deep dive into Santi’s pretty wild weekend of too many tolls, useless street sweepers and insta fit chick thieves. Whatever, bHappy!

It’s Wednesday! Your favorite day of the week! (Because of this podcast) Santi hasn’t had his coffee yet so obviously he’s upset, but aside from that he’s talking about everything and nothing at the same time! Whatever, bHappy!

Santi is back at it again at complaining about everything. Pop smoke, racist sexist boys, and even empirical evidence! Enjoy! Or whatever, bHappy!

Santi delivers you a golden podcast even though he’s sick. What’s it about you ask? Well it’s about the healthcare system ripping you off, freeloaders, Palestine and idiots of course! Whatever, bHappy!

In this episode Santi covers everything from Matthew Perry to “ask me how I lost weight” pins, AND homeless people. What more could you want? Rhetorical question. Whatever, bHappy!

Did you know homosexuals have superpowers? Also have you ever been nice to someone only to soon realize that they were emotionally scarred as a child? Santi goes over that and so much more on this weeks episode of the Happy? Podcast. Whatever bHappy!

I’m looking forward to arguing with Parents at my sons future school. Oh also, republicans... is life precious or not? Whatever, bHappy!

Santi goes over everything from the Loch Ness monster to Morgan Wallen’s 76 page hand written apology. Whatever, bHappy!

Aren’t you guys tired of listening to everyone complain? Just come to this podcast where it’s only Santi, one person, complaining. It’s very refreshing. In today’s episode Santi talks about the Lil Nas X controversy and much much more. Whatever, bHappy!

Santi talks about his anger issues, a prick (not himself) and the truth about depression. Whatever, bHappy!

Have you guys ever stopped to think about New Jersey and just how terrible it is? Well if you haven’t, Santi has for you. Santi also does a deep dive into why car salesmen are equally as terrible. Whatever, bHappy!

Today Santi elaborates on the new show schedule as well as his personal experiences over the weekend and week this far. Anyone ever try to tell you what to do with something that literally has nothing to do with them or what you originally planned on just cause they think they know better? Well, this podcast is for you. Whatever, bHappy!

Santi talks about how silly the concept behind certain power dynamics are. The Braden & Walker Brown MMA brothers incident where they beat a certain couple of OU Sooners football players assess and yeah that’s about it. Whatever, bHappy!

In this episode Santi talks about 60 days in, the classless clown, your girlfriends boyfriend, life rules and how he learns the rules so that he can then impart the rules unto you. If you want to learn the meaning of life you need to listen to this podcast. Whatever, bHappy!

In this episode Santi talks about Morgan Wallens selfish apology, Lil Agz, racism, sleep, and much, much more.... of course ever so respectfully. Whatever, bHappy!

In this episode we keep it 400% real about Morgan Wallen’s cancelation, Racism, and the PA shooting massacre all while having the best time one could have while having a conversation of this gravity. Oh also I’m liberal now so you can’t take anything I say personally or be offended. It’s a bulletproof vest in 2021. Whatever, bHappy!

This is a little bit more serious than most of my podcasts, yes we talk about Dustin Higgs and the handsome cannibal rapist Armie Hammer. Whatever, bHappy!

Let me tell you about what happened during my week, spoiler alert I got yelled at by a white woman, I’m pretty sure that’s illegal now so help me find her and put her in prison. Don’t worry that’s not the only thing I talk about, it wouldn’t be a Happy? Podcast if I didn’t ramble about random nonsense like Cellino & Barnes and Raw Bacon?! Whatever, bHappy!

Common sense, do you have it? Well if you listen to this podcast you obviously do. Also, what’s with the level 4000 homeless population at Penn Station? I’ve never felt so unsafe...whatever, bHappy!

These people take their opinions too seriously. The key to life and happiness is sweatsuits and cheesy Gordita crunches. That’s it, no ifs, ands, or buts about it. bHappy!

Are you tired of how hard some people chase some fads? Are you already slipping on some of your New Years resolutions? Boy... have I got the podcast for you...whatever, bHappy!

Stop with the New Years resolutions, we aren’t built for resolutions. Have you seen the warning labels on alcohol bottles and nicotine products? The system is built against you! Whatever let’s keep this positive energy for all 2021, happy new year! bHappy!

Happy holidays! I’ll post whatever I want for Christmas, you’re telling me you follow Kim Kardashian to not watch her flex on everyone? Exactly. Shhhhhut your mouth, whatever... bHappy!

Santi covers everything from Tom Cruise’s freak out to Dave Chappelle getting the Chappelle’s show taken off of Netflix, to how no one regulates their AC temperatures in the summer and how that obviously makes winter better. Whatever, bHappy!

Soooo like most of you I’m very confused and have to act like I’m not confused, but let’s face it... 2020 and the new rules are very confusing. Let’s figure it out together. Whatever, bHappy!

Dude why is it a slippery slope to talk about straight actors playing gay characters? Nah, Santi can talk about whatever he wants. Most importantly, I have all my information on very reliable resources, of course they’re all anonymous but they’re reliable... I promise. Whatever, bHappy!

I hope you all are thankful, specifically for this podcast. We talk about doctors salaries and how they’re way too high, your uncle messing up your thanksgiving, your cousins poor eating habits and good old fashioned rambling on and on about nothing. Happy thanksgiving! bHappy!

You heard it here first, the biggest conspiracy on the internet right now. Aside from that though, have y’all seen 60 days in? And I guess it’s time to shed light in some personal beef we have with the neighbors...whatever, bHappy!

We’re back baby, rambling about anything and everything, you know how it is. From being delusional in sales to more being delusional in the media. Just having fun as usual, whatever bHappy!

You can learn a lot from Sean Connery, take his life and philosophies and apply it to your own. Also, why do we want wolverines opinions to be the same as ours? Shut up and bHappy!

Why is it bad to tell someone if they hate the country so much they should leave? Also why does every app and business want to text me now? LEAVE ME ALONE! whatever, bHappy!

Whatsup guys n gals? I tell you what’s on my mind while also giving you the golden content of a conversational podcast; elaborating on nonsensical authorized dealer relationships, trying to buy new watches and the theory that bad opinions = bad people. Whatever, bHappy!

Me and the wonderful Lalie sit down with some daiquiris to let you know how we’ve really been feeling... about babies, customer service, shopping, limited quantities, and people who don’t care about their jobs. bHappy!

I didn’t really want to do it again, but they’re in the news acting like they care about people so I felt the need to remind everyone about how they harass business owners on a daily basis by pressuring them to buy arguably useless ads. All in just a chill ole conversation with your boy Santi, bHappy!

What’s the sign of a man whose given up? It’s Friday and time for your regularly scheduled nonsensical taking life lightly Happy? Podcast with Santi. bHappy!

Sooo we’re all wishing for someone to die and as long as it’s someone we hate it’s ok? Got it. Also whats with this we need to have “uncomfortable conversations” nonsense? we don’t have to do a damn thing. This and so much more in today’s episode. bHappy!

We have to remember that there are people behind opinions. With as crazy as politics are people need to chill out a little bit. Also, I’ve kind of been avoiding talking about my Yelp story so here it goes in this podcast, 40+ minutes of pure gold? You’re welcome. bHappy!

Are you all as annoyed as I am about everyone’s having public mental breakdowns and trying to cancel anyone and everyone that doesn’t agree with them? Let’s talk about that and these children claiming they’ll strike if Joe Rogan doesn’t give up editing rights on the podcast. bHappy!

Does anyone hate anti harassment videos as much as I do? How about people who don’t clean up after their dogs? HOW ABOUT STREET CROSSING BUTTONS? ugh, this and so much more in today’s episode...bHappy!

A-holes anonymous, signing a multi-million dollar contract to be a basketball player for the lakers as a 5’3” man and most importantly CWFA, stand with me for the equality of children and adults. Children want to fight wars too. Welcome back guys, I know I missed Friday, but were back to party and hang out today talking about everything that’s been going on lately. bHappy!

Have you guys ever read any of these articles on everydayfeminism.com ? They’re absolutely insane...let’s talk about it. bHappy!

I’ve figure out how to tell if a person is good or not...uh I guess you can figure out how from the title. But I also had my baby! It’s been a crazy week/weekend and I missed you guys. Let’s party and bullshit like old times...bHappy!

I’ll be your neutral gray tie wearing agnostic president for the next 8 years and I’ve found the reason to my and everyone’s shortcomings! Also it’s the 1 year anniversary for the podcast today! Let’s have a good time! bHappy!

There are two types of people in this world...don’t you love generalizations? Join me for a Friday morning conversation about the week and let’s unwind and end this week right. bHappy!

Just talking ish today fellas, I know you come here for the conversations. Hope your weekends went well. Let’s start your week off right with a Happy? Podcast. See y’all Friday.

Are you guys as tired of Kevin’s and Karen’s as much as I am? Man I’ve been preaching about these types of people for a while now. Robert Stack makes another appearance with his new segment on my show and let’s face it, life is tough right now, let’s wind down with a Happy? Podcast.

There’s only one way to live your life and that’s the “not taking responsibility for your actions and blaming other people” way. Evangelists (obviously) life lessons, and much more... It’s been 8 days since the last podcast so we’re rusty, but whatever bHappy!

Unsolved Mysteries on Netflix today doesn’t even compare to the original in the 90s. Also, I can’t get enough of these Karen’s.... man we all need to get our priorities straight. bHappy!

Join me in uncovering the greatest conspiracy ever known to man, #PopcornGate and start your week off right even though it’s Tuesday and the week started Monday, whatever. bHappy!

So I woke up at 6:15 today and tried to record a podcast, this is what happened, good luck. bHappy!

Let me tell you about my weekend adventure and the magic that is 90 day fiancé while also bringing attention to electronic crimes in Jordan, I’m not a wanted criminal in Jordan. bHappy!

More rambling about twitter heroes and reminders of how we’re all just regular people. Enjoy & bHappy!

It’s Monday guys! Let me help you make it through the week with some regularly scheduled rants about the necessity of helmets. bHappy!

I’m tired of people who think they’re truly solving problems over twitter and Instagram, just any social media platform in general. Whatever, bHappy!

The wayfair conspiracy and much more. I discovered a new disease and the types of people who have it also, it feels good to be back. bHappy!

I found out how to get away with saying anything, it’s not enough to have a comedy podcast... you’ve got to be a rapper too. bHappy!

How annoying are people who constantly complain about how the government is infringing on their privacy? Meanwhile, pictures of their whole lives are already on Facebook! I found out truly where these people belong... you won’t be let down. Also, you get a little bonus ASMR from yours truly! bHappy!

We’ve done all of the statistical analyses here at the Happy? Podcast Studios...anyone who’s played “just the tip,” is up next for cancelation. Updates on Chris D’Elia and teaching you about apology lunches. bHappy!

Santi talking about these Karen videos and how entitled these people are is absolutely insane! Also my experience with a Karen myself! bHappy!

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife... they cancelin’ everybody out here. You heard it here first folks, everyone is canceled... but not Justin Bieber! Also, I get to talk about all the good shit in my life that I didn’t get to talk about last Friday because of Chris D’Elias news last week..whatever, bHappy!

I’d love to bullshit 24/7, but Chris D’Elia was a huge proponent in me making this podcast and having to confidence to continue it and try to get better at it. So I wanted to speak on everything that’s come out lately about him very loosely and open up. Anyway, bHappy!

So the world is still on fire, but hey we’re only here to have fun for at least 30 minutes... You think they could get away with an autonomous zone in Russia? Also we need to throw some more people away. Be Happy!

I just realized my podcast is ASMR having a New York friend. And as New Yorkers do, I shoot the shit with you about everything, liars, racism surveys, getting your daily briefing from The New York Times, people asking to cut in line. All of it, be happy!

We’re back even after missing the first leg of the trifecta! A lot of crazy shit is still going on and we’re still just bullshitting. Be happy!

If there ever was a time to get the memo, it’s now. I skipped the second leg in the trifecta, I apologize for that. But we’re back in full effect happy clan. Let’s party and bullshit. Be happy.

Big announcement from me and the wonderful Lalie! While trying to bring some joy in these dark times. Btw what do you think would be a good name for the fans of this pod? Anyways, be happy!

Bringing back the early 2000s while discussing all of the craziness in the world right now. Be Happy!

We’re Loosey Goosey today boys and girls, congratulations that woman Amy Cooper lost her job! This is the world you guys want to live in apparently. Be Happy!

When you’re wrong you’re wrong man, let it go. Also don’t let the internet convince you you’re a bad person, people literally believe the earth is flat online. Be happy!

They call me Mr. Fahrenheit and I can’t believe we won! Also, why do people make everything about themselves all of the time? Ugh whatever. Be Happy!

Soooo here are some current events in Santi’s life, and most importantly some perspective about being and ending up miserable in your life if you don’t chase your dreams now. Be happy!

Let’s start the week off right boys and girls! TikTok FckJoshy must be 86’d as well as Karen on Twitter who invokes “HIPAA rules and regulations” against a business telling her she can’t come in because she chooses to not wear a mask during this epidemic. COOL, be happy!

Why is every question Trump is asked a “nasty question.” When Gordon Ramsey and I run for president and Vice President we will be 86ing a whole lot of nonsense. Also, we got you covered for meme insurance just in case you become a meme at some point in your life and can’t leave your house because of it. Be happy!

Santi follows up on the innocence files Dr Michael West bit he brought up last podcast, as well as addressed how insane the internet is for letting Tekashi 6ix9ine back into the world. While analyzing how easy it is to get away with your BS if you’re just confident enough about it. Be happy!

So apparently domestic violence is being called intimate terrorism by “many experts,” says the New York Times. I mention my presidential order to take care of public bathrooms and people who don’t pick up after their dogs. And really just start our week off right, be happy!

Me and the lovely Lalie discuss how silly it looks to argue in a Taco Bell over mandated masks like you’re Norman Reedus from boondock saints while also diving into why on earth Elon Musk would name his child X Æ A-12. Of course we also dropped a few major keys in there, be happy.

Listen to Santi y’all about the most pressing issues like free range people roaming around without helmets, getting your 8 hours of sleep, and murder hornets! Be happy

Started this week off right boys! Major keys early on about sleep and how it helps with anxiety and depression! More about trump, sleazy salesmen, and more! Be happy.

This podcast is a little more serious and advice heavy, for anyone struggling with anxiety, depression, and maybe even ADD/ADHD. Don’t let things be a big deal, good or bad. And try to ignore the noise, internal or external, the over thinking, the negative Nancies, etc. be happy guys.

How do people get the jobs that they do when you can clearly tel they aren’t qualified? How do doctors get away with selling 200+ babies? How do people get away with the bad shit they do for so long anyway? So many questions...best believe I answer them all

Dropped some advice early on for you guys and gals with anxiety, then I go into the world of people who legitimately think the coronavirus is a hoax. I wonder if these people are named Lady Gaga and Bradley cooper because they’re obviously off the deep end, a couple of other goodies and then we end it because we’ve got Wednesday and Friday to talk more ISH. Be happy.

Casu Marzu maggot cheese (yup, it’s a real thing). Real ish on friendship and speaking up. Michae Buble whooping his wife, and a throwback story from Highschool, enjoy!

I love how people still aren’t wearing masks even though the government said they should, also how people always have to make things about themselves like playing trumpet during a scheduled clap for essential workers. Or even the people protesting in New Hampshire with Assault Rifles to reopen the country, y’all must be named chuck huh?

Guess what? Face masks are mandated now HAHA, I thought they didn’t make a difference? Charlottes Web CBD ripped me off. Also, Pastor Tony Spell is just as evil as Kenneth Copeland, do the #DontBeAnAssholeChallenge

Tennessee chick bragging about NOT social distancing gets Coronavirus, of course. Tele scammers are out to play like never before. Now I think we really need to get our priorities straight.

Me and the wonderful Lalie y’all about underage drinking, taking sacks to the face, going back to back, and drop a couple of life hacks for you guys. Regular people shit.

Kerry Washington is overrated, there I said it. Joe Biden is a mess and the news needs to stop manipulating all of the information out there to make everyone panic, let’s all chill out goddamnit.

Tired of mask judgement, tired of all judgment to be honest. Terrence Howard winds the most detached celebrity of the week award...retroactively and we y’all about just how easy a virus can spread! Using an episode of the myth busters! Whatever, be happy!

Shawshank redemption, coronavirus, face mask acceptance, tiger king, golden retriever guidance, sugar daddies, literally everything...

I love how detached celebrities are, but also how the world works now because it’s easier to catch detached people not knowing how detached they are especially with all this free quarantine time on their hands. It’s inevitable that they’ll put out more hilarious detached crap.

I’ve cracked the code boys, y’all need guidance. I’ve got you, Kenneth Copeland has shown me the light. Be safe and stay healthy 💜

I can’t believe people came at Quaden Bayles and there’s a person who believes so whole heartedly that he wrote Taylor Swifts Shake it off that he got on Dr. Phil to talk about it. Whatever, do you understand?

PETA is ridiculous with their passive aggressive stickers and people on my strange addiction probably should be in prison