Kwento-Kwento Podcast

Special guest Mena Guy joins us to talk about that time she directed a horror film with a budget of half a million dollars plus a conversation on krafty, trailer toilets, navigating the industry as a filmmaker, some anecdotes on set life, and much more!

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*This episode was recorded March 7, 2024*

Kwento-Kwento hosts their own version of the Oscars plus Angela shares some moving updates, preferred modes of travel, being mistaken for races other than Filipino, Tessa’s ideal wedding, the love story of KP’s parents who’ve been married for forty years and counting, and working hours for a crew member on a TV show and why Ed hates it 

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Tessa talks about that time she had to deal with an angry journalist at a movie premiere plus a convo about dealing with people in customer service, the “Who TF Did I Marry?” TikTok series, KP’s fool-proof study strategy, dealing with pathological liars, Edwin’s run-in with a Ponzi Scheme in Africa, Multi-level Marketing Schemes, and more.

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Special guest Shannon C.F. Rogers talks about that time she wrote about her Filipino Mommy issues in her debut novel, I’D RATHER BURN THAN BLOOM, plus a conversation on the process of traditionally publishing a book, multiracial upbringings, Filipino debuts vs. quinceaneras, growing up in New Mexico, spicy/smut books that “come out of nowhere,” recent reads, and Filipinos in space.

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Special guest star Jeremy “JD” joins us to talk about that time he was a DJ back in the vinyl days, plus a convo on Filipino Tita and Tito names, JD guesses the hosts’ ages, Nextels, BBM’s, the olden days of the internet, KidzBop, Filipino nicknames, and the boys have their moment.

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Tessa talks about officially beginning her road to the Miss Universe Philippines Virginia crown plus the hosts give their takes on Am I The Asshole Reddit posts, splitting the tip, being the breadwinner of a relationship, dealing with neighbors, and more! Official Website: http://www.kwento-kwento.com/

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Special guest star, singer-songwriter Madima of the band Madima and the Switch joins us to talk about that time she was sued by the person she wrote songs about, plus a discussion on supporting artists, music, diversity in the industry (or lack thereof), and more!

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It's our 50th episode! Join the hosts as we sip some bubbly, wear our barongs/filipinianas, and celebrate our landmark episode. Cheers to 50 more! (and 50 more, and 50 more!)

Ed talks about that time he drank a ton of bourbon whiskey on a film set in Kentucky plus a convo on comedians who bomb, and more!

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Kwento-Kwento is back with season five! In this premiere episode, the gang-gang is back reflecting on season four, some teasers about our season five guests, exciting news from Tessa, unboxing the Quarantine, Actually DVD, Angela’s beef with Santa, scams, and Tessa talks about that time she escorted her Lola and Lolo to the Philippines. 

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Join Tessa and KP as they drive around Los Angeles in this bonus episode special.

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Special guest star Kalea Pitel joins us to talk about that time she moved to the Philippines to pursue her dreams plus a convo on the power of experiences, "important" details in the movie Crazy Rich Asians, baking face masks, and Nashville being the bachelorette capital of the world plus Kalea competes in the first-ever Miss Kwento-Kwento Pageant, hosted by Tito Boy.

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Angela talks about that time she protested in front of Liam Neeson’s apartment plus a discussion on the SAG-AFTRA strike, Union Square chaos, bowel movements (yes, again), stolen tax returns, getting fired from a feature film, plus Tessa learns the boomer phenomenon of wiring money.

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Angela talks about that time she embarked on a year of ducks, decks, and docks plus a conversation on getting expensive concert tickets, a first-ever Gen-Z Terms with Tessa, and what the co-hosts have been up to. 

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Special guest star Britney Bautista joins us to discuss becoming a filmmaker plus a convo on bowel movements, different routes in the film industry, Filipino Youtube singers, and more!

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Special guest star Rebecca Benny stops by to talk about that time she started a murder podcast, plus a conversation about supporting friends through trauma, enemies-to-BFF's, and more!

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Special guest star Faith Tabayoyong joins us to talk about that time she realized Alaska was a thing (and not an island) plus a conversation about Filipino culture, colonization, and more!

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Special guest star Jess Luong talks about that time she found out her ex married a famous porn star plus a convo about crazy ex’s, coping with a break-up, re-entering the dating scene, awkward family interactions on thirst traps, and more! 

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Special guest star Brandon English aka Gho$tMoney joins us to talk about that time he went to Miss Universe 2022 in New Orleans, plus a conversation about New Orleans nightlife, why Filipinos love beauty pageants, and the quirks of being a ghost.

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Special guest star John-Peter Lapu-Lapu Cruz joins us to talk about that time he tried to play a Filipino nurse on a TV show plus a conversation on the uselessness of male bees, networking and getting out of your comfort zone, and how often men (should) clean their sheets.

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Special guest star Nate Calima joins us to talk about that time he met a billionaire plus a conversation on the metaverse, the importance of building your brand, choosing mentors, why confidence matters, and how KP is a "high-value person" who should move to the Philippines.

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We can't think of a better way to kick off season 4 than an epic fail.

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Angela talks about that time her dad snuck into Canada (hope Homeland Security doesn't see this!), plus a convo about different ginger ales, a very long Uber Eats story from Tessa, and the age differences amongst the hosts (spoiler: KP is, like, really really old). 

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Angela talks about that time she told Jesse Eisenburg to step aside while working at a vegan restaurant plus a conversation on the drama behind making a film, a Thai tea recipe that Tessa will never know about, why crossing Manhattan is the worst inconvenience, pillow talk, and much more. 

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Tessa talks about that time she needed a vampire facial plus a convo on sleep patterns (spoiler: Ed doesn't sleep), how to pronounce bougie food, and Beastiality in Avatar (2010). Also, we promise that KP and Ed will ruin McDonald's for you towards the end of the episode. You were warned.

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The Kwento-Kwento hosts talk about friend zones and more-than's plus a convo on our feature film Quarantine, Actually, a catch-up on summer vacay, and whether or not you should wash jeans.

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KP talks about that time he fell in love for a day plus a conversation about the new JOKOY movie, Little Manila, and why you should never say "what's up" to KP.

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Ed talks about that time he did muay thai on the dance floor plus a conversation on astrology, aging gracefully (and unproblematically), Dyson vacuums, monthly installments, and Spy Kids.

KP talks about that time he was groped while working at Apple plus a conversation on Filipino superstitions, the fake palm trees in Florida, PMS playlists, each of the hosts' Florida Man, and Angela's ongoing quest to being nice.

Ed talks about that time a director pulled him around on set plus a conversation on boundaries in the industry, James Franco, and why working at weddings is the worst possible thing. Like ever.

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Angela talks about that time she was accused of being a golddigger plus a conversation on E-Boy's and E-Girls, friends who disappear after finding a significant other, and the essential-ness of Youtube. Which reminds us - subscribe to our youtube channel! www.hollis.house

Tessa talks about that time she wrote a song about an F-boy, plus the behind-the-scenes deets on the production of her song, "No Hate" which Ed Diagon says, "tastes like Nutella. Five stars." 

Special guest star Brandon English talks about that time he walked off set plus a discussion on the red flags to look out for when being on a film set, which reality shows the hosts would be in, and kwentos about quitting jobs. 

Kwento-Kwento talks about that time they were all on set making a feature film plus a discussion on why your thirties is the best decade, coochies and charcuteries, and an update on what the co-hosts have been up to in this season three premiere. 

Tessa talks about that time she got jealous of her brother playing Jesus, plus a convo on crying to get out of school, cute childhood memories, terrorizing siblings, and much more in this season 2 finale!

Tessa talks about that time she flirted with a member of The Wanted, plus a convo on shooting your shot, winking, and "non-negotiables" in dating. Follow us on instagram @kwentokwentopod

Tessa talks about that time she met all the boys from To All The Boys I've Loved Before, plus a conversation on Justice For John Ambrose, type of cars the hosts will be, and Power Rangers.

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Special guest star and actor Laval Alsbrooks joins us to talk about that time he quit his job to be a hand model, plus a take on who is the best Spider-Man, auditioning, and staying busy during quarantine.

Tessa talks about that time she met Ariana Grande on an airplane plus a conversation on Parks and Rec, and being recognized as a Filipino.

Tessa talks about that time she made Lemonade Mouth strip plus a conversation on who or what is Lemonade Mouth.

Angela talks about that time she was involved in an exorcism-ish, plus Filipinos' way of dealing with a demon (hint: Vicks), belief in guardian angels, sexual grocery shopping, and a Filipino-Parent Guilt Trip ASMR.

Our 4th co-host Edwin Diagon joins us for his first episode where we talk about everything Filipino, cos-playing, and much more! Ed even serenades us with some tunes on the ukulele. 

Tessa talks about that time Bruno Mars held her hand plus a discussion on different types of cheesecake crusts and game theory of dating.

Season two premiere - That Time Kwento-Kwento Did ASMR, it got very wrong very quickly. We're still a Christian podcast. 

KP talks about that time he almost moved to Singapore plus a discussion on being cynical in romance, Tim Tebow, and much more in this season finale episode.

Angela talks about that time she was abandoned in Italy plus a discussion on traveling, and a teaser of Kwento-Kwento podcast's Bachelor spin-off. Season two co-host Tessa Medina joins us.

Special guest star Tessa joins us to share a story about that time she talked about her genitals in front of her parents for a play, plus a discussion on being productive during quarantine, Girl With Backpack's story arc in Avengers: Endgame, an Adam Driver-inspired script, and much more!

KP talks about that time he stayed in a haunted house plus a discussion on belief in ghosts as Christians, and who would (and would not) survive in a horror film.

Angela shares a story about that time she was introduced to butt glue plus all the behind the scenes tea on pageants.

Special guest star Sidorela talks about that time she shut down a Desiigner concert plus a conversation on advocating for people with disabilities, representation, pageants, James Lipton, and much more.

Special guest star Jeheli shares a story about that time she got a tattoo from a pastor plus a conversation on how to snap your fingers, poetry, limits on artistry, why Adam Driver and not Brad Pitt, and much more. 

Special guest star Grace Chim joins us to share a story about that time she played a trauma victim in a film plus a discussion on self-care as an actor, mental health, and much more. 

Special guest star Rosey joins us to share a story about that time she threw a party for a guy that didn't know her plus a conversation on obsession, Korean Pop, Selena, and much more.

KP shares a story about that time he slept with two Hollywood actresses in a penthouse suite plus a conversation on body image, self-worth in relationships, and much more.

Angela talks about that time she played a dog in an Off-Broadway play, plus a discussion on paying your dues as an artist, Parasite, sucking, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and much more.

KP and Angela here introducing who we are as writers! We talk about the process, publishing, writing as Christians, Prince, and so much more! Welcome to the Kwento-Kwento podcast!