Nosy Neighbors

Ft. Drew Lynch | A man gets stuck in a chimney; a woman in China gets trapped on a four-day blind date. Candice and Chinedu bring us a Walmart poetry slam. Drew recalls growing up hard and fast when he moved from Indiana to Vegas as a kid. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Brandon Lewis | Frisky kitties are gettin’ down in the bushes of LA, and a very deep sleeper gets trapped on a plane. Candice and Chinedu ponder the possibility of a double entendre for a charity’s nutty name. And to the neighborhood kids who broke Brandon’s hoop, you also broke his NBA dreams — and he’s not over it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Brandi Denise | A woman finds an actual chicken head in her KFC bucket — and still gives them two stars. Candice and Chinedu answer your burning questions: if dogs could talk, would they clap back? And, what if your thumb was in your brain? Brandi has a stay in LA that’s S-H-A-D-Y. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Jackson McQueen | Business savvy cats are scheming; meanwhile, in Florida…turtles are hurling full speed ahead; it may be all chill at Ralph’s, but a not-so-subtle fart is going full blast in Kroger. Jackson meets the swingers next door. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Amberia Allen | Candice and Chinedu take to the skies to search for posts and brisket; squirrels are eating good at Candice’s parents’ house; a deer leads D.A.R.E. in a Tennessee school. When Amberia literally falls for her childhood crush, she covers by starting some casual long standing beef with her next door neighbors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Brian Simpson | A post searching for furniture or sex or sexy furniture, three deer take no sleep till Brooklyn too seriously, an airline passenger’s nursing baby turns out to be a cat, Brian struggles with flashbacks of being broke. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Rob Haze | Evil claims another victim prompting Candice & Chinedu to deliver a soul stirring sermon, boozy bears terrorize Colorado campers, a Florida daycare uses an infant as a post It note, Rob recalls a neighbor with dated music taste. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Shondalia White | Candice and Chinedu tackle a McCorpse or an un-alive person spotted in the vicinity of a McDonalds, folks fight the devil and each other at a Bible study in Queens, Shondalia develops a unique side hustle in her new neighborhood.       Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Mal Hall | Satanic rituals next door, WWJD? A baker from Queens has goods that are to die for, German burglars pull off an impressive Lego heist, Mal meets an unexpected equality ally at a holiday party. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. James Davis | Candice and Chinedu offer support to those mourning the loss of a local KFC location; a seal meets a Red Bull and chaos ensues; firefighters perform a rescue for shellfish reasons; the Nosy Neighbors can do no wrong, but noisy neighbors? James isn’t having it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Jil Chrissie | Trying to find an honest dentist in this town is hard. Candice advocates for gastric gender equality - let women fart! A literal trailer park wedding; Jil recalls a moniker unfairly given to her in middle school. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. J.D Witherspoon | Nothing says family memories like consuming a teddy bear made out of chicken; Candice & Chinedu wonder why apples and apple juice don’t taste the same; J.D. recalls living below bongo playing floor stomping Centaur children. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Francisco Ramos | A burglar in Philly pulls a sh*t and run; Candice and Chinedu contemplate which kind of water makes the nastiest splash; a lost hiker has one missed call (from her rescue crew). Francisco wards off the threats of a dog-phobic neighbor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Fahim Anwar | Prurient technology and newscasts abound; anybody got a house they don’t want? asking for a friend; speaking of housing, a fun AirBnB scam story; all the single dads, watch out for Candice. Fahim recalls the adventures of being racially ambiguous in a Latino neighborhood. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Josh Johnson | All things department of motor vehicles like crashing into the DMV before taking a driver’s test, a vampire is surprised to not appear in their driver’s license photo, Josh recalls the numerous pedestrian collisions he’s witnessed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Patrick Cloud | A cat posts its own obituary, Chinedu and Candice discuss repurposing gently used masonic gowns and curses gone wrong- things got real occult-y real fast, Patrick commits a revenge robbery and offers financial advice.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Joyelle Johnson | Candice & Chinedu report from the wild, wild, West, a very special episode of animals doing the most like an elk with a unique rubber accessory, twerking bears and a jet setting monkey, Joyelle and the Craigslist roommate from hell. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Sydney Castillo | Candice & Chinedu want a refund, paranormal vehicular activity at a local cemetery, a thief has his pants stolen mid robbery, Sydney tries to offer assistance to a neighbor in a compromising position.      Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Justine Marino | Fences and not the Denzel Washington kind either, making Mountain Dew more extreme than it already is, a man gets drunk and starts searching for himself- literally, a squirrel’s nut stash is raided, Justine recalls befriending a Z-list celeb. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Ian Edwards | Another opening, another poop joke, make sure to self-reflect before posting, recommendations on navigating dental scams and dams, field trips and stripper poles-welcome to public school, Ian owns a racist with a crappy car. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Kiran Deol | Vengeful crows, rowdy roosters, buckets of bird smuggled from a locked-down KFC, and a suspect wearing an inflatable swan--this bird sh*t cray! Kiran tells two tales of a busted prostitution ring & a very thorough arsonist. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Paul Elia | A woman finds poop next to pizza rolls in the freezer section; Chinedu waxes poetic on peppermint & sweet, sweet matcha; goats get busy in a car in Queens; don’t let the wheelchair fool you! Paul’s bullies will slap him for any reason.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Will Miles | Happening in these streets this week: an Atlanta woman finds a one-eared mouse grubbin’ on her weed; a bunch of G.O.A.T.s herd goats in Colorado; Will definitely wouldn’t murk a bear, but a gang bangin racoon? Oh, it’s on! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Chase Anthony | Dry nuggets lead to a bomb threat in Iowa; an adult booty is stuck in a child’s swing in the West Village; newlyweds invoice their wedding no-shows; Chase’s neighbors get out of hand with either flour or cocaine. Hard to say… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Justin Martindale | Panty lines are getting to Chinedu; Jehovah’s Witnesses may be sliding in the DMs soon; police intervene in a hardware store exorcism; there’s an elephant in the room between Justin & the pastor’s wife. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Kennelia Stradwick | Today, a mime wakes up and chooses violence; zebras are wild ‘n out in the DC suburbs; Hampton U represent! Kennelia has unresolved issues with her Karen-ish former roommate over a big booty tv and cable bill. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Whitney Cummings | Chinedu’ll go above & beyond to return a lost sandwich--unless it’s a chicken caesar wrap; a love bird might’ve been saving up for a visit to a podiatrist, and the neighbor, really, really, shouldn’t have cut Whitney’s trees! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Megan Gailey | Cows roll through a burger joint in Iowa; Candice knows which pro wrestlers didn’t rob a pharmacy; a jar of weed gifted to Megan may’ve been a trojan horse; a dead-eyed Karen calls the cops...over nacho fries... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Bresha Webb | A TMI ask about STIs; cops running on CP time; a dish-licker makes Candice wonder why there isn’t more roommate on roommate violence; girl interrupted--a special delivery in real time during storytime with Bresha. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Dave Merheje | Candice & Chinedu debate living free or dying with 80lbs of explosives at a gender reveal in NH; a woman goes ham over a goat paternity test request; and Dave’s sister, puff, puff, passes out and scares the neighborhood connect. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Rell Battle | This week, Candice recalls a stalker who slid into her DMs a while back while Chinedu reminisces about a flirtatious and fried-chicken-loving former math teacher; a church burglary suspect transforms into Batman mid-heist.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. London Brown | Chinedu’s got blue balls from bagels; pizza dough goes flying in a very, very NY-style assault; co-workers exchange kidneys to save each others’ husbands; and success saves London from getting jumped.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Tahir Moore | A supposedly temporary roommate overstays their welcome by 3-4 years in Candice’s neighborhood; a swimmer, high on weed or on meth, attempts a swim to NJ from Manhattan; and Tahir had no idea he was kidnapped. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Aida Rodriguez | It’s a bad day when you get punched over some fried chicken; a Florida man pulls a Mike Tyson on his friend’s ear; a spiteful Michigan man retaliates with a giant poop wall; and Aida questions a woman’s dick print evidence. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Tiffany Haddish | Well, that’s what “hood Tiffany” woulda done! Also, a man steals almost $2k in candy from a CVS; a child gets a face tattoo at a Mickey D’s; and it’s DIY DEI time with this week’s Karen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Season 2 of Nosy Neighbors is out now! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Baron Vaughn | Welp there goes the neighborhood! It’s the season finale with Candice’s can’t miss “peeping Tim” tale; ravens and raccoons running games in these streets; and Baron philosophizing on a road trip guided by petty crowd-sourced reviews. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Damon Wayans Jr. | Today, a woman goes down a manhole and makes a surprising discovery; a landlord claps TF back at reviews on his vacation rental property; and Damon casually recalls a house guest that overstayed their welcome: Michael Jordan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Amanda Seales | Chinedu sheds a tear over a petty assault with a perfectly fine doughnut; Candice debates the merits of throwing grits, hot grease (or cold grease) on anyone; and Amanda serves up three short neighborhood stories in small doses. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Jesus Trejo | A runaway tortoise; kids driving kids in a Kia; plus a trifling prison break and why Jesus needs an in-unit washer and dryer ASAP.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Asif Ali | This week, Candice & Chinedu fixate on the other dark meats: human “tri-tip,” and domesticated pigeons (with a side of cheese and asparagus); and Asif is still creeped out by his roommate’s serial killer-like hovering.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Jenny Zigrino | This week: a “confirmed adjacent” report of a lion on the loose in Chicago; a Florida woman is repeatedly cited for overfeeding feral cats; and Jenny takes on a local “slasher” in a head-scratcher of a WhoDunIt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Ego Nwodim | Candice and Chinedu can deal with anthrax but people pooping in mailboxes? Nah. Keep it. Plus, a cautionary tale from Ego about thirst, panties and pants. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. KevOnStage | Candice and Chinedu discuss piss equity for women; a not-so-single-someone seeks love; plus a pop-up gang initiation in Kev’s front yard. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Yvonne Orji | Chinedu recalls an encounter with klepto-kids and his clothes; Candice questions a job posting for condom testers; and R.I.P. DMX--Yvonne tells the tale of a bar-setting unexpected friendship with the white girl next door. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Zainab Johnson | Today, living rent free in Candice and Chinedu’s heads: Neighbors throwing ninja stars, a missing porch in Detroit, and why Zainab won’t hold the elevator for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Roy Wood Jr. | Candice and Chinedu break down a naked assault at a popular hotel, a new mom crowdsources opinions on circumcising her child, and Roy tells the tale of Ms. Murray, “the one white flight that didn’t fly.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Carl Tart | Welcome to the ‘hood! Candice and Chinedu discuss a plea from one neighbor to others to stop throwing hot dogs in their backyard, arson at a local Starbucks, a pissed off and pissing Karen, and Carl tells a story about a man, a van, and possible crackhead behavior. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices