Skeleton House - Video Game Let's Plays

Is that a tromboner in your pocket or are you just happy to see me* *brett spice this up before it goes live

Take that J.J. Abrams.

Mystery box!

All roads lead to Vegas.

S1E1&2: Emissary (1993)

Ann Leckie holding me by my ankles and shaking the

It was literally raining as I was editing this, and then again as I was listening through for the quality check. It freakin' moist out here.

Oxygenating you and removing spiders from your vicinity, thank you gamers. Go out and pick through some clovers for my boy.

It waaaaaas OBS doing the click, Audacity stays winning.

Real Yoshi fans break the cycle of samsara.

As I am writing this my power is out, which wouldn't be a problem were I in a truck in the middle of the desert on the way to Vegas. Or perhaps it would be a very, very large problem.

I can't wait to figure out what Desert Bus's Soul Rating is at the end of this.

My pal's name is Foot Foot (Foot Foot) He always likes to roam

Strap in gamers, it's gonna be a long ride.

Xzibit gaming in my gaming, etc., whatever. You know the frickin' deal.

Over the last couple of months I read through the book Use of Weapons by Iain M. Banks, and that novel has one of the most satisfying conclusions I've ever experienced across any form of media, and Michigan: Report from Hell also has an ending.

You could probably make a show out of a character that gets Heroic Amnesia.

I just realized Carly's reverb in the bar sounds identical to the reverb I use when editing me has to come in and explain something.

tfw no dommy mommy boss to make me go run errands

I am requesting that someone mountainsplain to me.

There's a Michigan Fats/Minnesota Fats joke just lying under the surface here, but I can't quite coax it out.

Hoping and praying that I never get locked in a room without a reporter buddy. I guess even shut in a room would be just as problematic.

See you, Pikachu.

Check out the Super Switch Club over here, and maybe, hey, submit some audio yourself over at the Probably Work website. Anyway, time for more Slay the Spire.

I'm surprised I didn't even go into my hypothesis on how there's only like 9-10 animals. Cat, dog, horse, lizard, fish, elephant, monkey, bug, bird. That's all you need. Deer? Brother that's a horse. Mouse? That's a bug dog. Frog? You got it, lizard fish.

"Oh boy, the one year anniversary of my Hey You! Pikachu FAQ! Today is going to be the best day ever!"

Temporary placeholder link until I get Bluegreener's episode in here, Do the Bartman Alright, here's the real one. Oh whoops, frick, here is Bluegreener's Wikigacha episode.

The 'Get Me Out of This Game' levels are rising at a precipitous rate.

Firing artillery at you for the bit.

Starting to realize I may not be the target demographic for this video game, a feeling I have never felt before as a 32-year old white man.

I need to start an 'attacked by a shadow demon' counter.

https://www.twitch.tv/skeletonhouse be there or be frickin' you know the rest kid

I gotta be almost done the tutorial right? I'm sure by next week we'll be catching and battling all sorts of mystical and magical creatures. For sure. For sure.

Seaman son or Lifeline daughter?

Ironically my internet is currently out so I'm uploading this from my telephone. That's irony right? Because we all know what lives on the internet.

crimstmas

I feel like you can get XCOM: Enemy Unknown, with the Enemy Within expansion pack, for like $3 during a Steam sale.

Usually the 'X Simulator' episode title thing I do is a bit tongue-in-cheek, but, like, c'mon.

I did not realize how good I was at foreshadowing until I listened to this again while editing.

Really shoulda played this before the end of December to pad out my 'games launched' stat on the Steam Replay.

loverboy_working_for_the_weekend_mp3.bat

I would make such a good crisis dispatch operator, do you hear how calm under pressure I am? Maybe not the best at, y'know, parsing information or whatever, but that's probably like half as important.

I dunno man, ants? Probably ants. I left the first email in solely to embarrass past me, freakin' dork.

When you sink a series of shots in pool do they call it 'draining your balls?' If so they should cease, posthaste.

The next person that tells me to hurry up is getting a boba straw in the eyeball.

Thank you operators.

"Oh my God! JC! A bomb!" "A bomb!"

*hacker voice* I'm in

Truly one of the greatest boss fights in the canon of video games. Sit down Virgil 3. Go get a snack Giygas. Ornstein and Smough? More like Ornstein and No. I think that rhymes, but I guess I don't really know for sure.

It is a very unique idea to have your jump scare sound be the quietest noise in the video game.

When in doubt, hit 'em where it hurts (genitals).

Iggy's Reckin' Balls alien makes a noise that sounds identical to one of my mouth clicks, but I can assure you with the utmost certainty that it is coming from the game track and not my mic track. Also it has come to my attention the character Jonathan Turner was from Boy Meets World, not Home Improvement. Sorry Posty.

It's a fake job simulator and one of them spooky Spot the Difference games, how could I not play this?

Communication is a two-way street. Unfortunately me and Rio are both jaywalking directly in front of traffic.

It is very funny that the solution to the puzzle is found by issuing a command, getting told that your command did nothing to advance the situation, issuing the command again, once again getting told in the exact same way that your command did nothing to advance the situation, and then issuing the command a third time, where it does actually do something to advance the situation. Game design.

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Alright, so the volume on the game track ranges from +3.7dB in rooms that don't have extremely loud hums or buzzes or crackles in them (very few), to -10.3dB every time there's a fight. And also for one specific door opening extremely loudly. Also used: -0.8dB, -1.1dB, -1.4dB, -1.7dB -2.4dB, -3.1dB, -3.5dB, -4.8dB, -6.2dB, -8.7dB, +1.0dB, +1.2dB, +2.5dB And the furtive +/-0.0dB, so easily forgotten.

ORDINAL NUMBER->OBJECT->RELATIVE DIRECTION ORDINAL NUMBER->OBJECT->RELATIVE DIRECTION ORDINAL NUMBER->OBJECT->RELATIVE DIRECTION

I would like to take this moment to apologize to Rio for some of the rude things that I have said to her. Not all of them, because c'mon, but at least a couple. Also the word I was thinking of was 'bequeathed.'

I want to say I don't get stuck on trying to describe a mundane object for several minutes again, but sometimes we can't all get what we want. And I especially can't get Rio to look at any sort of stationery related object.

Probably a good 25% of this episode is me and Rio staring at a vending machine and getting annoyed with each other. I have been told first impressions are very important, and for my sake I hope that was a lie. Also I think when referring to someone and yourself you're supposed to put their name first as a sign of respect, but alas.

Thank you for visiting the laboratory of Dr. Jean Paul Gassé. You did a good job.

I was eating steamed broccoli during a thunderstorm while editing a good chunk of this, and Jess just brought home some carrot cake muffins let's go dude

Finally we get to the important topics, video games and bad film CGI.

Call me Steven the way this save file got me strange

I just look at the internet for the articles.

I really hope Seamans are able to subsist on love and support instead of, like, calories.

I fully endorse cheating in all avenues of life except for romantic.

We out here speaking beautiful Queen's English. Or, wait sorry, King's English, my bad.

Me and Lenny got a lotta work ahead of us.

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I don't know what this lady was complaining about, this childbirth thing seem kinda easy tbh.

Asalia is right, there's a weird feeling about your primary antagonist being a little dweebus you can pick up over your head and, say, piledrive into an open manhole.

Now my castle is just like my bluesky feed, full of bears.

Updating my Linkedin bio from 'Art Appreciator' to 'Former Art Appreciator.'

My witch shall cast a spell on your bowels, freeing them from all impediments.

Road trip.

In the immortal words of whoever sang that one song on the Devil May Cry 3 soundtrack, 'the time has come, and so have I.'

I know the wolves are at my door or whatever, but please someone do something about my busted weiner.

Cedani for President 2028, some sort of wild rodent for VP.

I was on Nintendo Therapy a couple months ago talking about Nintendo Switch 2 rumours with the fellas, and now they freakin' showed us all what that dang thing about. Lemme know if I had some sick called shots.

I hope everyone is doing well. I had to google a title-checker tool to make sure the correct capitalization of 'check-in' was 'Check-in' and not 'Check-In.'

The ramifications of purchasing that dress will haunt me until my dying days.

Smudge is gonna be my best man.

Arranging multiple marriages for someone who specifically asked me not to arrange any marriages for them, dad of the year.

That one dude's voice fricked up my throat for like two days.

The outro song is more Waterworld because holy frick dude, nonstop bangers. I am going to kiss Kevin Costner right on the top of his head.

This is a game about digging a hole.

The 65daysofstatic song I was thinking of was I Swallowed Hard, Like I Understood. That's how you use italics right, did I do it?

Prepare for dongs.

Me and The Brits try our hardest to complete a single level of a 30-year old video game. Listen to more Passalong Pod here

My stocking crammed so dang full I couldn't even get to half of these freakin' games dude, truly a blessed season.

Because I know you've always wondered how (fish is made).

Happy New Year you freaks and geeks (mostly geeks).

Merry Christmas to every gamer! *hits u in back of head w/ a axe* Also quick clarification before I get got, I let the cats out into the backyard only while I am out there with them. Them little freaks ain't out in the neighbourhood murdering wildlife (except the mice that live in our yard which they do in fact murder)

This counts as my voice acting demo reel.

Audio controlled game, meet audio only medium.

I really hope you love yapping.

"I think sheep man might be the best character." - Ryan House, 2024