The Bizarre Files

A Colorado Teen fell down a missile silo and was rescued in the early hours of the morning… a software engineer has kept over 7500 tabs of Firefox open is unwilling to close a single one… an American airlines flight turned around when a passenger called a flight attendant a waiter... & more.

A prisoner serving a life sentence swallowed a phone he was hiding from guards and it became stuck in his small intestine… A 45-year-old female politician was caught on video in bed with her adopted 24-year-old monk son... A naked cruise is to set sail out of Miami for an 11 day clothing optional cruise… & more.

California school district fired a superintendent after students accused her of threatening to bar them from graduation festivities for not clapping loudly enough for her daughter at a sports banquet… A brothel is offering 50% off if you can show proof you are a virgin and have mental distress over it... First Tesla Cybertruck on Nantucket was pulled out of the sand by I Pull Out Tow Service… & more.

Man launches a piece of Fried chicken at his sister during a verbal spat… Rescue cat found in a box turned out to be a baby bobcat…Male orangutan seen covering a face wound with a plant… & more.

Two lions were seen mating on top of a jeep in a safari... A man was booted from NY Mets game because he tried to join the 9/9/9 club – 9 hot dogs, 9 beers, in 9 innings... A UK woman tried a self-tanner but ended up with her skin turning a green hue… & more.

A man kicked a bison in the leg at Yellowstone National Park... An emergency slide that fell off a Delta flight Friday, washed up at a Lawyers beach house, who was suing Boeing for safety issues... Two men survived after they were ripped out of their home during a tornado… & more.

101 year old woman keeps getting confused for a baby at airports because the computer thinks she was born in 2022 not 1922… Utah family reunited with cat after she was shipped to California in a Amazon box return... Alabama hospital had two separate newborns named June Carter and Johnny Cash... & more.

At least three women were infected with H.I.V. after 'Vampire Facials' in New Mexico…"Pee-Stained" jeans is now a reality from an apparel company selling them for $608... Lancaster County man found out he owed the state of PA state more than $34 billion… & more.

Salt Lake City residents were evacuated after a house was found to contain loads of old dynamite… A Washington woman is suing the Portland after hitting a serve pothole which caused her brain damage… 74-year-old Ohio Woman attempted to rob a credit union after being scammed… & more.

A man claims his 12” manhood caused him endless grief from dating to getting kicked out of yoga classes… A zoo in Japan found out that the hippo they had for 7 years is actually a female… A woman called 911 during a road rage incident because the other driver threw spaghetti all over her and would refuse exchanging information... & more.

A California Mother accidently invited over 400 people to her daughters first birthday… A Train with 5 railcars caught fire while going down the track… A Robotic flame throwing dog is now on sale online… & more.

Surgeon was fired after 2 years of gawking at patients genitalia... Woman looking for a threesome broke into neighbor’s place and tried to have sex with the couple inside… Grandmother was arrested for helping her granddaughter beat up a girl who was giving her problems… & more

People in North Carolina seen pulling bear cubs out of a tree to take selfies with them... 15 people hurt after tram accident in Universal Studios... Indiana woman called the cops twice because the meth she got wasn’t what it was supposed to be… & more.

Canadian conman swindled $100 million over 20 years, Axe body spray is being used to calm down angry sheep and rams. Student suspended from prom for bringing corn chips to school, Woman suing Disney after Goofy fell on her. Shot fired when security guard hung gun by trigger.

A man was arrested when he attempted to rob a Shell gas station with a 5-foot snake… 2 OnlyFans Models made a quarter of a million dollars by serving 152 men in Cancun... A 53-year-old boat captain in Clearwater was arrested for boating under the influence… & more.

A new design of a train station in China looks like a menstrual pad... A Tajian man fractured his penis twice while sleeping… A man is behind bars after striking his roommate in the head with pizza dough… & more.

Slovenian start up company has a doorbell camera that shoots paintballs at intruders...Man in St. Louis County jail for stealing $1,500 worth of vibrators…Drunk woman didn’t realize she was driving a car with only 3 wheels…& more.

Dr. Raynaldo Ortiz was found guilty of tampering with IV bags, injecting poison in them… Man was arrested after a woman says he used her car to sexually pleasure himself for 3 years… An oral surgeon was discharged after leading a correctional guard to remove teeth from an inmate… & more.

U.S Coast Guard rescued three mariners on a small island, turns out the rescuer and one of the mariners are related… Florida man said he was allowed to be drunk and naked in a trashcan… Two suspects stole 2 historic bronze poles in Pasadena California… & more.

Drone footage in Russia shows a dog playing with a group of brown bears…Woman told a flight that she is looking for a rich husband over the intercom…Munich Museum fired employee for hanging up his own artwork…& more.

A Florida woman called police to help remove an 8ft Alligator in her home… 6- legged mountain gazelle has been spotted in Israel… Cleveland woman received a speeding ticket for her car attached to a tow truck… & more.

Chechnya authorities have banned music that is too fast or too slow... Tokyo man arrested for rubbing his butt on a water tap... A Dublin man appeared in court naked after his “emotional support” cat went missing during a traffic stop arrest… & more.

PA man was in the middle of his vasectomy when the earthquake struck…Thousands of Shinnok Salmon were released in the wrong Oregon river when a truck carrying them crashed and they spilled out…Canadian man was bitten by a rat that was in his toilet and he had to go to the hospital… & more.

A thief disguised as a trash bag caught on camera stealing a package from a porch… The President of Botswana threatened to send 10,000 Elephants to Germany over a dispute from hunting trophies… Houston woman has a warrant for her arrest after failing to return a book to a library… & more.

German man sentenced for urinating on the floor of an airplane…One of Britan’s most wanted fugitives was captured after 27 years on the run…Florida man refused to pay for a $250,000 Waffle House tattoo…& more.

English bus driver caught receiving oral sex from a passenger… Oregon man received life in prison after his sixth public indecency after pleasuring himself on a train …  8 Norwegian cruise passengers were left on island by the cruise line that refused to allow them aboard after the group was late… & more.

Feces floods United Airlines flight…Drunk man drives car into Miami beach…Welsh woman gored by a yak… & more.

34-year-old Wisconsin mom banned from 3 different retirement homes for sleeping with the residents… A 9-year-old boy was pulled over for attempting to drive himself to school… A manufacturer of fantasy sex toys has been accused of illegally copying Dildos and renaming them… & more.

A witness for the Young Slime Life racketeering trial told a judge he was so high that he will pass out... A 12-year-old was accidentally served an alcoholic daiquiri at an Outback steak house... Three boys between the age of 11 and 16 were arrested after a bank robbery… & more.

Komodo dragon attack at the Akron Zoo… Florida couple arrested for having sex in front of a Popeyes...U.K. residents are on the lookout for a cat shaver…& more

Crocodile handler almost lost his manhood when a croc bit him between the legs… A black bag full of $50,000 was unearthed by garden workers hidden under a planter box… Woman is suing a mall over being injured by a stuffed motorized animal… & more.

A man has vowed he will regain custody of his 11-foot pet alligator…An Indian YouTuber has been accused of supplying snake venom for use as a party drug…A snake catcher was called out to a home in Australia after a snake was found hiding in a woman’s underwear…& more.

A flight attendant accidentally hit the pilot seat switch, causing a flight glitch to send the plane into a nose dive... A supermarket employee was arrested after he pleasured himself with produce and baked goods in public… A deputy saw an elderly man carrying a shotgun who, claimed it was a walking stick he used to play air-guitar with… & more.

12-year-old boy found in an Ohio Target after he spent the entire night alone in the store… 11-year-old  confessed to feeding pot brownies to his fellow classmates… A Nebraska teen trying to meet up with his girlfriend received a ticket for going 110 Miles an hour… & more.

Two pilots on an Indonesia flight fell asleep for thirty minutes, causing the plane to go off course... A flight in China was delayed for more than 4 hours after a passenger threw coins into the engine for good luck... Florida man arrested in an airport after making a joke about having a bomb in his bag... & more.

A man legally named Deez-nuts Lee Croll was taken into custody after he was highly intoxicated and later attacked police… Two women were arrested with theft after they propped up a dead man’s body in the front seat of his car and withdrew money out of his bank account... A gas station fixed a glitch that allowed a woman to pump gas for free for 6 months...  & more.

Some Chiefs fans who were at a 4th coldest game in NFL History this season have scheduled amputations for limbs due to frostbite… A man was arrested for attempting to smuggle in howler monkeys into the US from Mexico… A Kentucky high school was evacuated after fart spray was sprayed…  & more.

Police in South Jersey are trying to find a man who walked into a Heritage store and dunked his head into a pickle jar… A former cheese manufacturer and his company pleaded guilty to negligence that led to a Listeria outbreak… Six people were arrested in a scheme to smuggle raw duck and goose intestines from China to L.A... & more.

A new type of Yoga called Bare Roots Yoga in Montana with a clothing optional yoga class… A controversial beer marketing ad from Chile has gone viral that interlaced the beer into the Original Star Wars films… Pittsburgh Area naturalist are hosting a Balls Out Bowling event with a nude bowling... & more.

Maine man indicted after lacing ice cream with THC in a cafe… A pair of rollerblades whose wheels were infused with cocaine lead a drug bust… Colorado police released footage of officers confronting a burglary suspect sitting on the toilet… & more.

A naked woman was attacked by another woman with a medieval club on Venice beach... A man was hit in the face with a stack of money for not tipping at a strip club... Students were licking toes for a school fundraiser… & more.

Portland woman has the Guiness World Record for the largest woman’s tongue circumference… Woman paid $1000 for one Subway sandwich... Guy played guitar through 81 amps at one time, breaking a World Record… & more.

Florida woman was arrested after she pulled a live alligator out of her yoga pants… A man assaulted a McDonald’s employee from touching the lid of his drink… Some Stanley cup owners are letting people pay them to pose with their Stanleys for a photo… & more.

Ex band vocalist added estrogen to bassist’s to try to steal his fiancé... A teacher brought two real swords for students to fight in the classroom… Fans of the last Hooters Restaurant closing in Charleston held a vigil outside… & more.

Norwegian cruise ship denied permission to dock over fears of a cholera outbreak... Cases of dengue fever that cause extended erections has been reported in the U.S... Two German tourists blindly followed Google Maps into the depths of the Australian jungle...  & more.

Columbus police officer was arrested while on duty for shoplifting... A NJ Roman Catholic Priest was arrested for shoplifting and drunk driving... Grocery store robber left so fast after the alarm went off, he left without the money... & more.

Man arrested with a rocket launcher and crack cocaine at a Red Roof Inn… Annual Naked Man festival in Japan has come to an end after over 1000 Years… A 23-year-old man was arrested in Arizona hauling a truck full of a million dollars' worth of cars, which he stole it to get home… & more.

Long Island police are looking for suspects who stole $600 worth of ice cream from a 7/11… Doctors removed over 150 live bugs from the nose and sinuses of a man... An electrical engineering student at a German university modified a children’s toy car to go over 90 mph… & more.

Texas man arrested after he was seen in an antique store placing items in his rectum and placing them back on the shelf… Man’s catch was declared a new Kansas state record in April but now taken away due to cheating with the fish’s weight… Zoo had to do a procedure on a 76-year-old alligator which had 70 coins stuck inside his stomach… & more.

Delta flight forced to land after maggots fell from overhead cabinet from rotten fish… 3 people caught engaging in sex on top of subway car… A Beijing man is banned from seeing Panda’s for life after throwing food to the Panda’s… & more.

An award-winning professor is also under scrutiny for public indecency and other acts of depravity in a park… Connecticut pastor was arrested for selling meth out of his... A West Jet passenger claims she was kicked off a flight due to frequent bathroom trips prior to the flight… & more.

Man arrested for stealing Jacky Robinson statue to scrap it for its metal… Mobile Home owner plummeted 25 feet into a septic tank... French man built matchstick Eiffel tower was denied by Guinness World records… & more.

A gang of 30 thieves in Cuba stole 133 tons of chicken as well as electronics... Montreal Area High School Art Teacher has been selling kids artwork online... California’s Central Valley Beehives are being stolen… & more.

Security guard damaged an art exhibit by trying to eat it… A stingray is expecting babies at an aquarium from a shark living in the same tank… Volunteers scraped 50 pounds of gum from the seats at the Red Rocks Amphitheater… & more.

Pickup truck plowed into the ocean on Florida beach, claims he thought he was in England... Lima family found a random door on the roof of their house… The Diaper Spa has opened up in New Hampshire, it is a role play spa where adults play as children… & more.

A drunk, naked Florida man was arrested in the Fort Lauderdale International Airport... Maryland Veterinarians performed surgery on a rat snake to remove a gear shift knob... A dog let out of its crate by its owners on a United Airlines flight pooped all over the place, forcing passengers to endure the smell… & more.

Costco shopper returned a couch 3 years after purchased because she didn’t like it anymore… Woman accused of stealing Amish family's horse and buggy at Walmart, attempted to hide in a pile clothes in a motel bathroom... Man lied to enter the scene of a plane crash in Clearwater Florida, claiming he was with the news… & more.

Florida mother of three has been banned from dropping off her kids at their Catholic school because of her OnlyFans... A county sheriff in Texas found 35 gallons of cough syrup during a traffic stop… Thieves in Walker County, Alabama stole a 200-foot-tall radio tower… & more.

Australian man was found near a prison with a drone, hiding in a bush; claiming he was searching for his dog... Connecticut man stole an ice cream truck with $30,000 worth of ice cream... A man accidentally handed police a satchel of cocaine when he was pulled over… & more

Australian girl swung an 8 foot Python to save her pet guinea pig… San Diego is shutting down Ocean Spa massage parlor for prostitution, they were so loud they disrupted a next door bible study group… A woman arrested for moving to New Jersey and leaving her child to live alone… & more.

A naked woman wielding a vegetable peeler threatened a convenience store worker and then pleasured herself in front of officers… A senior anesthetist in England fell asleep during a surgery... A patient in a Florida hospital was arrested after lifting his gown and jiggling his genitals in public… & more.

Pizza driver caught stealing a package after delivering a pizza on a doorbell camera... Florida man allegedly chucked chocolate egg at Circle K employee before hopping over counter to attack him... Walmart employee was shot in the leg after an argument over unpaid chicken... & more.

A teacher in the U.K. has been barred from teaching for performing a sex act in a public restroom…A U.K. food bank received a jar of cheesy sauce that expired 25 years ago… A Florida man stole the car of someone who checked on him after he crashed his own car, only to crash shortly after stealing it... & more.

New Jersey, woman woke up and found pepperoni on her doorstep and her car... Activist splattered the Mona Lisa with soup... Identical twins who have been separated and sold on the black market when they were born, were reunited after they recognized each other on a TikTok video… & more.

Office worker was spiking her co-workers coffee with Viagra... Suspected cocaine dealer was found hiding inside his dryer when police raided his house... Scientist discovered a marsupial in Australia that will mate for 14 hours straight and then die… & more.

An American Airlines flight was delayed after a disgruntled passenger wouldn’t stop loudly farting… A Utah teenager taped fish to ATMs and documenting the antics on social media... A large wave recently crashed through the dining hall of a military base on one of the Marshall Islands... & more.

Man mistook a gunshot to the head for being hit by a rock, went about his business for 4 days before going to the hospital… A Colorado based pastor took $3.5 million in a cryptocurrency scam told his followers that the lord told him to do it… A CT man dug up a neighbors yard because he claims he is a pirate... & more.

A Sacramento woman was arrested after she stole over $2500 worth of Stanley Cups… A Florida man found a phone in his Walmart and then decided to use it to call in a bomb threat to the police... A North Carolina school removed the mirrors in their bathrooms so that kids would stop filming TikToks during class time… & more.

A man with a waddle has been wanted for multiple bank robberies within a week in Denver… Washington State man hit another man in the head with a pitchfork over an argument over goats... A nude student attacked a teacher when he tried to get into the school… & more.

Police Chief was fired for asking the captain’s wife for naked pictures… Bali tourist visiting the wild monkey sanctuary had her passport ripped up by a monkey... English father of 2 repelled down a canyon to steal peregrine falcon eggs to sell for heroin... & more

New homeowners in Grand Junction, Colorado found a human head while cleaning out leftover belongings… A 62-year-old man in Paterson, New Jersey was arrested on misdemeanor charges for trapping squirrels and then painting them red... A Quebec Man who claimed forest fires were being set by the government has been charged with 14 counts of arson… & more.

Woman tried to submit dog urine as her own in a court case… Man robbed a footlocker and was caught watching porn on his phone outside a waffle house and people thought a woman was in distress… Indian man pronounced dead and brought back to life when the ambulance hit a pothole… & more.

Australian snake hunter found the second most venomous snake in the world in a Toddler’s underwear drawer... A Mexican bride was arrested on extortion charges while wearing her wedding dress… A kangaroo was rounded up three hours after escaping from a zoo in Ontario Canada… & more.

Washington Wizards guard accused of 7 accounts of theft from a Target... Texas man is suing Walmart for $100 million or free unlimited shopping at any Walmart store... Oklahoma City prank of adult toys popping up on high areas because of drones… & more.

Indian men are getting scammed out of thousands of rupees for paying a fee to be put into a service to impregnate women... Subway customer threw a sandwich at employee because the sandwich was not cut in two… 25 year old English driver cracked open a beer to celebrate passing his license test and was arrested for speeding and dinking while driving… & more.

Man arrested for passing counterfeit bills at a Wawa in New Jersey… People were hospitalized in Taiwan when they ate a Tide-pod like object that people thought it was candy, in a presidential campaign parade... British woman reunited with missing cat after 7 years, who had only been living 300 yards away… & more.

Man gets stuck in a decorative urn on New Years Eve party... TikToker ordered a $2400 cocktail thinking it was $24…Mouse was cleaning off a man’s workbench by putting small items into a box… & more.

Taco Bell employee attacked by older customer after he microwaved their wrapper which has tinfoil in it... Drunk man jumped into a lion cage in India because he wanted to shake the lion’s paw… Jefferson City Diocese priest found guilty of sexual solicitation during confession.... & more.

A man jumped naked into a Bass Pro Shops fish tank after he drove a vehicle into a parking light... A couple’s dog ate $4,000 they took out of the bank... Person was attacked with a watermelon in New Hampshire grocery store… & more.

Florida man is suing after a Dunkin toilet exploded and he was covered in feces and urine… Slippery Rock family claims their pot belly pig set their house on fire when they gave him extra hay to keep him warm... Woman veered into another lane and hit a guard rail due to the driver eating a Christmas Cookie... & more.

Robbery suspect was arrested for returning to his suv to get his dog… A large group of people tried to get around a tip at a restaurant and it ended up with two employees being pepper sprayed… One Florida woman’s driveway was stolen by scammers… & more.

Pigeon found outside a beauty salon was reunited with her owner after being missing for 15 months... India police arrested a principal and teacher after they forced students to clean a septic tank with bare hands… World's Oldest Chicken died at 21 years old… & more.

Family spent $10,000 on vouchers for what they thought was to a Disney park but it was for Disney+… Passengers on a cruise were surprised when their Bahamas vacation was rerouted to Boston… A Vet posted an Elf on the Shelf with a horse’s amputated testicle on their social media... & more.

A Japanese man caused an explosion in his house from using too much insecticide to kill a cockroach… Memphis teenager was arrested for setting ex boyfriends bed on fire while he and his new girlfriend were in the bed... Armed robbers getaway vehicle was stolen during the robbery… & more.

Family Vacationing in Shri-Lanka had their vehicle ransacked by a wild elephant... 4 month old baby survived after being sucked up by a tornado and tossed into a tree… France Man had a WWI bomb in his anus… & more.

Long horn bull running loose on the train tracks at Newark Penn Station… Man caught having sex with a cow by the farmer in the UK… Fertility doctor is being sued for replacing a donor’s semen with his own… & more.

A man in his late 30s tore a hole in his windpipe trying to hold in his sneeze… Two men convicted of retail theft tried to get a lesser punishment because they stole stuff that was on sale... A federal judge ruled in favor of Florida peanut company called Deez Nuts in a lawsuit… & more.

Drunk man threw gator nuggets in a restaurant then proceeded to molest a manatee mannequin… Police officer arrested for 5 accounts of petty theft from a Walmart... Florida man arrested for firing off multiple shots during a Christmas parade because he wasn’t happy with the parade goers were beinging cheerful… & more.

A passenger flying from Bangkok to Taipei was arrested trying to smuggle a prairie dog and two otters in his pants… A man’s washing machine exploded and he caught the explosion on his home security cameras… 82 year old was assaulted by a baseball bat by a 74 year old man over a dispute over a shared driveway… & more.

St. Louis man stealing and selling electrical transformers for scrap was told to do so by a member of the NCIS... The first tomato grown in space was found after being missing for 8 months... Off-duty captain took control of a flight after the captain had an uncontrollable nose bleed… & more.

Florida woman set her Tinder dates car on fire… Italy’s most handsome man in 2019 leaves modeling to become a priest… Robbers stole everything out of man’s pockets and his car but left his android phone because it wasn’t and iPhone… & more.

Michigan woman tried to shoplift at a Walmart during Shop with a Cop event... Married couple found out they were having sex the wrong way for 4 years and thats why they couldn’t get pregnant… Lottery winner had ticket ripped up by store employee… & more

Erie lawyer admits he was high on cocaine at a client's court hearing, claiming it enhanced his ability to practice law... Harrisburg man shot at a woman he'd hired to urinate on him... Ohio man accused of shooting victim in the face over potato chips... & more.

Two men fired shots at police while holding delivery driver hostage for a cold kabob… An old naval shell used as a garden ornament was detonated... During a “verbal altercation” man allegedly threw a sausage at his spouse… & more.

Massive marijuana grow house was raided inside church... Smart toilet burst into flames while man was using it... Paraguayan official has been replaced after signing a proclamation with a made up country… & more.

Security guard caught having sex with a deceased woman’s corpse at a hospital, claimed he had a medical emergency... An electrician who had sex with over 100 corpses over 15 years was caught after he was investigated for murder... Supreme Court of Ohio suspended an attorney for a year for throwing a Pringles can filled with his own feces at victims...  & more.

Connecticut woman sued restaurant chain after discovering part of a human finger in her salad… A 35,000-pound construction vehicle was stolen by a 12-year-old… A man who suffered a headache for five months discovered that he had chopsticks stuck in his brain… & more.

During a colonoscopy in Indiana doctors discovered an intact fly inside the patient’s colon... A grandmother was fined more than $3000 for a chicken sandwich she forgot was in her backpack when she arrived in Australia... A wanted woman from Tampa has been arrested after police found her hiding inside of her couch… & more.

A Georgia man was high on mushrooms, put on a chicken suit, and became disorderly…Disneyland park guest was removed from the park after they stripped off their clothes on the Small World Ride...Woman charged $7K for Subway sandwich… & more.