The Pranks & Firth Podcast

I like it like that --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

One of the us takes our rightful place on the world’s stage. About time too if you ask me (the one who hasn’t taken their rightful place on the world’s stage, that would be arrogant obvs) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Lads on tour. Going to be mega. Wall to wall flange and will be even better once that moping pansy with purple hair fucka off home early. LEGENDSSSSSSSAAS! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

We don’t even know what happened to our lord and saviour. SHAME ON US!!!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

One does not have to be either casting or having stones cast upon them. The stone is not complicit in direction thrown or aware of the pain it causes. In another time the same stone will be cast for a different reason against new flesh. Morality is not absolute, it ebbs and flows but bones are rigid and remain broken. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

The man may try, but he will never succeed. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Stand up if you hate the other team! Two Russian soldiers underneath a tank: B-U-M-M-I-N-G --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Peek A Boooooooooo! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Valhalla can be a cell as much as a field. Imprisonment is a state of mind and they ask you to shackle yourself by encouraging self radicalisation of normal thoughts. Send us money. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

It’s still two blokes talking --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

A: Shallow --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

https://www.patreon.com/PranksandFirth --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Please support the goodies. Them baddies can fuck right off - CORRECT? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

I’m editing this week and the world is round and vaccines work…. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

It’s a cultural high water mark. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Is ultimately nothing --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Your mums teeth are late. https://www.paypal.me/PranksandFirth?locale.x=en_GB send us money --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

No it’s not you Irish tit, we talking like a mo-fo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

There’s a bite taken out of the mince pie, a nibble from the carrot and the Brandy glass is half empty! What’s that under the tree? A GIFT! It feels light. It’s so light it must be made out of sound! It’s shaped like a load of bollocks. I THINK I KNOW WHAT IT IS!!! It’s the audio file of the Christmas PAF special! What’s better than that? I’ll tell you what….the video version over on the Patreon you tight fisted cunt. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Chat attack all up in your ear minge --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Who? The other one. Big head? No, the other one, whatsisname. The eagle. Oh him! No idea bruv --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Panks is away… ash is here --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Good chat, intermittent signal. Probably worth it. Patreon for 66% more of this shit --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Mondays pod recorded on Monday for Monday consumption wether not or at future dates. It’s a podcast, get over it. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Fun podcast of illuminated chats and comedy nice talkings between heroes of humour endeavours --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Albuquerque. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Just because you don’t find us funny doesn’t mean someone else might not like us. I mean, I doubt they do, but WHATEV’S you fucking CLOWN!!!! pWNED 😇🤣🙃 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Of starting a brand new week with the same old bollocks. We solve EVERYTHING in this episode. Eat more fish. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Still fucking technically Mon-fucking -day isn’t it? Catch me outside Houaboudeat? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

He’s dead because he had a massive head cold. This one was recorded a few weeks back. Sue me!!!!!!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Time is all relative --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

It’s a bonus special episode! Had to talk about it and we wanted it out asap so that is two free episodes on a bloody Monday of all days. Gotta be worth $1 minimum? Yeah, go on then. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Patreon us up you freeloading bell piece --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

This train a keeps a movin’ and that’s was tortures me. Patreon subscriber now get 3 eps a week. For real, dawg. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

If you are a Patreon --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Not a day late, bank holiday bruv. Piss off. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Listen to this. Really listen to it. Allow it into your ears and all up in your brain box. Expand your mind, contract your anus and take a long, hard look in the mirror. You are endless love and you are worthy of this episode of The Pranks and Firth Podcast. Also, go to Patreon and send us money, you cunt. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

It’s another week starting on a Monday: Seems to be loads of them lately. So,why not have another podcast from the boys to kick things off in style? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

He’s all alone and on his own. Your boy Jussie Peanuts shrambles. I just made that up, it’s a cross between shambles and rambles. Unless someone has already made it up, like shoelaces. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Justin it’s away ash tracks for a few minutes…. Let me know if you make it through this --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Shorter than average but jam packed with juicy sound-jizz. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

No --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Ash is on home soil. Back in the land of Bovril, Moccasins and Heartbeat. The mystery BBC nonce named and shamed by the turbo lads. Jussie Pancakes blows the space myth WIDE OPEN LIKE YOUR MUM! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Ash is away but we recorded a podcast because we f-ing care ok! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Thanks for your ears listener --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Come on in --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Funny as Fudge…. Pnks edited it again so no idea what he’s left in --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Share this podcast would you points to all who do --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Hey up --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Jon travokta, Philip Schofield and someone else were edited out of this podcast --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Happy coronation to my king Panks --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Didn’t like it. Saw salron’s eye --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

I’ve seen Panks bum hole --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

It’s a free Patreon episode go sign up and hear more like this --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Hello --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Great --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Pod --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Same is it always is Podcast with two blokes talking --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Bingo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Send nudes! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Zap --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

This is maybe the perfect episode, ash is driving Justin is doing songs it’s classic --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Bad audio from Ash mic issues --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Pod --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

It’s going to be out tomorrow not likely --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Here it is again --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Lovely bit of business --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

No idea what we spoke about and it was literally 12 hours ago --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

It’s Monday --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Here’s last week Patreon episode. For free as a gift --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

In this episode I once again attack the character of comedian Louie Green and some other local comics --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Morning --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Panks said a thing it was funny --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Hup --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Same as it ever is --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Let’s keep doing this for ever --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Atoms they’re everywhere --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

In this episode you can hear ask and ash from Justin’s headphones…. I give up --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

All ok until it wasn’t and Panks had to talk to himself for a bit --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Hello me ol’ muffins --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

You try talking about nothing for forty fucking minutes then, big man. Let’s see how you get on. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Podcast --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

But of this bit of that --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Nothing --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Panks solo pod (again) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Ash is driving and it’s late, remember I don’t care. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Should be one tomorrow --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Podcast is here --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

New podcast --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

No need for any of this is there --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Here it is it’s creaky and noisy --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Hello here is another episode for the listener. It’s not episode 500 I’ve got no idea what episode it is --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Podcast, couldn’t care less --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Sorry as always --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message