183 - Florida Stories episode 183
We got druggies, shoplifters, flashers, and cousin love.
Thu, 25 Apr 2024
182 - Florida Stories episode 182
If you're going to be sqeezing off rounds in a road rage incident, you really shouldn't do it in a work truck with a two way dash cam.
Sat, 06 Apr 2024
181 - Florida Stories episode 181
The human hamster wheel guy is back, Florida squatters are next level, and a child sex sting yields horrible results.
Sun, 31 Mar 2024
180 - Florida Stories episode 180
You'll hear about a fanboat crash, a black market for horse meat, a classic Porche heist, and a theft ring run by a pastor.
Wed, 13 Dec 2023
179 - Florida Stories episode 179
A police attack, a monkey attack, a nephew attack, and a dog gets baptized.
Mon, 11 Dec 2023
178 - Florida Stories episode 178
You'll hear the story of 6 people from Florida who had a worse week than you just did.
Sun, 10 Dec 2023
177 - Florida Stories episode 177
A Florida Man shoots himself on accident and then lies to the cops about it.
Wed, 06 Dec 2023
176 - Florida Stories episode 176
A Florida Man was bitten by a shark while ON LAND.
Sun, 03 Dec 2023
175 - Florida Stories episode 175
Wouldn't that be funny if Florida had a meth lab waiting for you at the welcome center when you crossed into the state line? It's illegal to drive your car into the ocean.
Sat, 02 Dec 2023
174 - Florida Stories episode 174
Drunk driving Florida Man crashes into a fire hydrant and gets in a scuffle with the cops. A black bear is climbing on stuff in downtown Orlando, and the locals don't seem bothered.
Sun, 29 Oct 2023
173 - Florida Stories episode 173
That's not really James Bond, that's a bank robber. You may be surprised to hear some Florida Men have anger issues.
Tue, 24 Oct 2023
172 - Florida Stories episode 172
Did a time traveler break a window to save a baby, or is it a non-sober Florida Man who likes swimming?
Sun, 15 Oct 2023
171 - Florida Stories episode 171
Does anyone have any advice on how to get all this blood out of a clown suit? Also: UFOs, sunken treasure ships, upskirt videos, and a law to keep you out of the left lane.
Sun, 08 Oct 2023
170 - Florida Stories episode 170
Have you ever been to an adult arcade? Noooo... not like THAT. If you've been suspicious of white guys with dreads, maybe you're right.
Sun, 01 Oct 2023
169 - Florida Stories episode 169
Stop giving your kids bad names, people. There's nothing intelligent, innovative, or admirable to be found after that, either.
Sun, 24 Sep 2023
168 - Florida Stories episode 168
Imagine being a criminal on the run who catches his house on fire. It's gator mating season, so that should be fun.
Sun, 17 Sep 2023
167 - Florida Stories episode 167
A lady had drugs shoved up her, some kids were getting cavalier with dairy, and a new invasive species that mocks Jesus.
Sun, 10 Sep 2023
166 - Florida Stories episode 166
We insult stupid criminals, your mom, and questionable paramedics.
Sun, 03 Sep 2023
165 - Florida Stories episode 165
Florida Stories is now longer than Gilligan's Island and the Sopranos.
Sun, 27 Aug 2023
164 - Florida Stories episode 164
Don't leave anything out by the trash you don't want thrown away. Don't leave your identification at the scene of a crime. Don't murder your daughter's boyfriend.
Sun, 20 Aug 2023
163 - Florida Stories episode 163
More exotic sports cars were paid for with PPP money. Florida man lands his airplane in a highway. Grandma gets eaten by a giant alligator.
Sun, 13 Aug 2023
162 - Florida Stories episode 162
This Florida Man hates his HOA more than you do. Man attacks shark. Is Kindergarten too young for a kid to be bringing a gun to school?
Sun, 06 Aug 2023
161 - Florida Stories episode 161
You love your nana, but does your nana have a murder-suicide pact with grandpa?
Sun, 30 Jul 2023
160 - Florida Stories episode 160
How many times can a Florida woman get lost in a storm drain system? So far, we're up to three.
Florida nearly has the first political assassination by a tree.
Ft Lauderdale is about to have a parade led by a 21 foot tall penis.
If you're going to kill your abusive boyfriend, try and be less torturous than this Florida Woman.
Sun, 23 Jul 2023
159 - Florida Stories episode 159
Hear about some fighting, biting, clawing, face tattoos, vape shops, and a whole bunch of people on drugs.
Sun, 16 Jul 2023
158 - Florida Stories episode 158
We have a fake freelance gynecologist, burglars who call 911 on themselves, a bunch of other idiots, and the engagement ring that has endured 21 years of dumps.
Sun, 09 Jul 2023
157 - Florida Stories episode 157
You will hear the lamest message-in-a-bottle story ever.
Sun, 02 Jul 2023
156 - Florida Stories episode 156
What happens when you literally throw gas on a fire? If you mix a golden lab with a poodle, what could possibly go wrong?
Sun, 25 Jun 2023
155 - Florida Stories episode 155
Do not: drink bleach, do bath salts, or hit a woman in the head with a hatchet.
Sun, 18 Jun 2023
154 - Florida Stories episode 154
Three big idiots, two fake Nazis, and one handsome host.
Sun, 11 Jun 2023
153 - Florida Stories episode 153
Getting drunk and crashing your truck into your mother-in-law's is not the most effective way to win back your wife. A naked man in a cowboy hat is having a hard time finding his crack pipe.
Sun, 04 Jun 2023
152 - Florida Stories episode 152
Some drunk genius may have exploited a legal loophole after he crashed his car. You get a deeper look at the life of a Florida Snake Wrangler.
Sun, 28 May 2023
151 - Florida Stories episode 151
Xanax and NyQuil is probably not the ideal combo for a 4 year old child.
Sun, 21 May 2023
150 - Florida Stories episode 150
Waking up in a strip club is usually preceded by one or more bad financial decisions. If your boyfriend is cheating on you with your sister, you don't HAVE to kill them.
Sun, 14 May 2023
149 - Florida Stories episode 149
A classic melee at Chuck E Cheese, another woodchipper candidate, and the Florida circle of life.
Sun, 07 May 2023
148 - Florida Stories episode 148
This episode is a parade of bad life decisions.
Sun, 30 Apr 2023
147 - Florida Stories episode 147
More evidence that Jesus has blessed ChikFilA, and Tupac is alive.
Sun, 23 Apr 2023
146 - Florida Stories episode 146
We've got a handsy cop, a dead deer, a steel sword, tasers, ponzi schemes, and hot rails of meth
Sun, 16 Apr 2023
145 - Florida Stories episode 145
A judge in Florida gets suspended for calling a guy an a-hole during court proceedings.
Sun, 09 Apr 2023
144 - Florida Stories episode 144
A woman gets struck by lightning on her first day of school, a ban tries to buy a hooker on his honeymoon, and we push a pedo into the woodchipper.
Sun, 02 Apr 2023
143 - Florida Stories episode 143
A couple of gator attacks, a couple of food attacks, and advice on what happens when you wake up with a stranger in your bed holding a machete.
Sun, 26 Mar 2023
142 - Florida Stories episode 142
If you see a drunk grandma passed out in a golf cart in the middle of an interstate, it might be time to take away her Fireball.
Sun, 19 Mar 2023
141 - Florida Stories episode 141
Naked man gets his arm bitten off by a gator, and you're probably not shocked there's some sketchy folks doing crazy things at a pawn shop parking lot.
Sun, 12 Mar 2023
140 - Florida Stories episode 140
A family has to abandon their log at Splash Mountain, a Florida lady gets eaten by an alligator, and a guy gets killed with an axe.
Sun, 05 Mar 2023
139 - Florida Stories episode 139
A lesson on how to properly kill your neighbor's chicken, and one of those horrific-but-kinda-funny obituary of a Florida Man who does seem to be well liked.
Sun, 26 Feb 2023
138 - Florida Stories episode 138
We got a bucket of urine, an argument about foreskin, and a high dollar art forgery.
Sun, 19 Feb 2023
137 - Florida Stories episode 137
Do not flash cash on social media, and do not name your kid LaGenius.
Sun, 12 Feb 2023
136 - Florida Stories episode 136
Some Florida lady marries her stepfather, murders him, and then searches a dating app over his dead body.
Sun, 05 Feb 2023
135 - Florida Stories episode 135
The first fatal game of disc golf in Florida Stories® history, two public sex stories, and a fist fight between 80 somethings.
Mon, 30 Jan 2023
134 - Florida Stories episode 134
Featuring the pantless guy, the speedo guy, and methed up trucker... and then it gets weird.
Mon, 23 Jan 2023
133 - Florida Stories episode 133
Hear about a sheriff making jokes at a press conference, a pregnant lady knocking over cups, a drunk cop who looks like Miss Universe, and a dinosaur in your swimming pool.
Mon, 16 Jan 2023
132 - Florida Stories episode 132
Experience a Florida miracle, a Florida tragedy, and how some fraud is ripping off the Boy Scouts.
Mon, 09 Jan 2023
131 - Florida Stories episode 131
There IS such thing as TOO much fun at Disneyworld. Hear about a brutally honest cop, an immigrant OnlyFans success story, and a lost leg.
Mon, 02 Jan 2023
130 - Florida Stories episode 130
We've got whites gone wild, violent lesbians, a pedo in the woodchipper, and you are guaranteed to be 3% dumber after listening to this episode.
Mon, 26 Dec 2022
129 - Florida Stories episode 129
Check out the battle of Pythons vs Bobcats, a new leader for a pack of monkeys, three way sex, and the worst driving instructor ever.
Mon, 19 Dec 2022
128 - Florida Stories episode 128
We have animal attacks from a tigers, alligators, and a hawk. Find out how to get gas for free!
Mon, 12 Dec 2022
127 - Florida Stories episode 127
I find it hard to believe you can't sell a monkey to Chris Brown in Florida
Mon, 05 Dec 2022
126 - Florida Stories Episode 126
We have a sexy elderly pickpocket, a neighbors' feud that ends with an errant deuce, and a new Florida Stories® record for consecutive tazes.
Mon, 28 Nov 2022
125 - Florida Stories episode 125
There's drugs, sex, love, hate, and a machete attack at a Waffle House.
Sun, 20 Nov 2022
124 - Florida Stories episode 124
Hear about a naked drunk lady, escaped alligator, stolen science fair project, and death by a drawbridge
Sun, 13 Nov 2022
123 - Florida Stories episode 123
How drunk could the bus driver possibly be?
Sun, 06 Nov 2022
122 - Florida Stories episode 122
A father-son fishing trip gets ruined by a carcass. Operation Swipe Left for Meth is a success.
Sun, 30 Oct 2022
121 - Florida Stories episode 121
Learn innovative ways to get arrested. What is the deal with all the bear attacks?
Fri, 28 Oct 2022
120 - Florida Stories episode 120
Florida man loses a bunch of money in crypto so he kidnaps and tortures the dude who gave him bad advice.
Sun, 23 Oct 2022
119 - Florida Stories episode 119
What does a headless alligator carcass and a decapitated horse's head have in common? When your dad offers to buy you a TV, you should NOT beat him to death.
Sun, 16 Oct 2022
118 - Florida Stories episode 118
There's a multimillionaire dog in Florida that bought Madonna's old house. The deadliest tree in the world is in Florida.
Sun, 09 Oct 2022
117 - Florida Stories episode 117
A Florida miracle that's wrapped inside another Florida miracle. There's a bridge in Florida where cars keep bursting into flames.
Sun, 02 Oct 2022
116 - Florida Stories episode 116
Florida man who lives in a trailer park with his mom chokes her out like Deebo in Friday.
Sun, 25 Sep 2022
115 - Florida Stories episode 115
Florida man murdered over a cat. Florida man is killed while watching TV when a Tesla falls through the roof.
Sun, 18 Sep 2022
114 - Florida Stories episode 114
Can a feral chicken REALLY be stolen? You know what it means when you have to put a game camera in your horse's stable.
Sun, 11 Sep 2022
113 - Florida Stories episode 113
What does the fox say... when he's rabid?
Sun, 04 Sep 2022
112 - Florida Stories episode 112
How many times can you drive through the same toll plaza while pleasuring yourself before you get arrested?
Sun, 28 Aug 2022
111 - Florida Stories episode 111
A Florida teenager escapes a police standoff when they are distracted by a naked woman on a golf cart.
Sun, 21 Aug 2022
110 - Florida Stories episode 110
It's illegal to kill an alligator with a lawnmower, a police chase wrecks 12 cars, and conjugal visit story.
Sun, 14 Aug 2022
109 - Florida Stories episode 109
The good news is there a naked woman on your plane. The bad news is there's a naked woman on your plane. A murder is seen live on a Zoom meeting.
Sun, 07 Aug 2022
108 - Florida Stories episode 108
A moped, a toilet camera, and a passed out woman in a wheelbarrow.
Sun, 31 Jul 2022
107 - Florida Stories episode 107
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Is it possible for a gas station owner to NOT know what a swastika means?
Sun, 24 Jul 2022
106 - Florida Stories episode 106
This may be the ugliest female mug shot in Florida history. What would you do if you found a naked woman in your pool?
Sun, 17 Jul 2022
105 - Florida Stories episode 105
Why would a shirtless white guy want to wrestle an alligator at a miniature golf course? Me the king of coprolites (Coprolites are fossilized doo doo). The police are going undercover in an ice cream van to give away ice cream.
Sun, 10 Jul 2022
104 - Florida Stories episode 104
Introducing the new piece of studio equipment to Florida Stories: the Pedo Woodchipper 3000! The naked lady who trashed the Outback Steakhouse a couple weeks ago (Episode 102) has a real peach of an ex husband.
Sun, 03 Jul 2022
103 - Florida Stories episode 103
You'll never guess Mrs Booze got arrested for. What could possibly make you want to burn down your own mother's house and steal her bird?
Mon, 27 Jun 2022
102 - Florida Stories episode 102
A buck naked Florida Woman trashes the bar at an Outback Steakhouse, and it's on video. A Florida Man with a $300k car is saved from being attacked by a crazy Florida Man with a broken wine glass by a Florida Man with a 10 speed.
Sun, 19 Jun 2022
101 - Florida Stories episode 101
Have you ever been so irritated with your kids that you want to smack them in the face with a pizza? Did a Florida Woman REALLY get kicked out of the pool for being too beautiful?
Tue, 14 Jun 2022
100 - Florida Stories episode 100
An irreverent review of the craziest, weirdest, tragic, stupid, ironic, and insane stories from Florida this week. Hosted by James Parker.
Tue, 24 May 2022
99 - Florida Stories episode 099
An irreverent review of the craziest, weirdest, tragic, stupid, ironic, and insane stories from Florida this week. Hosted by James Parker.
Tue, 24 May 2022
98 - Florida Stories episode 098
An irreverent review of the craziest, weirdest, tragic, stupid, ironic, and insane stories from Florida this week. Hosted by James Parker.
Tue, 24 May 2022
97 - Florida Stories episode 097
An irreverent review of the craziest, weirdest, tragic, stupid, ironic, and insane stories from Florida this week. Hosted by James Parker.
Tue, 24 May 2022
96 - Florida Stories episode 096
An irreverent review of the craziest, weirdest, tragic, stupid, ironic, and insane stories from Florida this week. Hosted by James Parker.
Tue, 24 May 2022
95 - Florida Stories episode 095
An irreverent review of the craziest, weirdest, tragic, stupid, ironic, and insane stories from Florida this week. Hosted by James Parker.
Tue, 24 May 2022
94 - Florida Stories episode 094
An irreverent review of the craziest, weirdest, tragic, stupid, ironic, and insane stories from Florida this week. Hosted by James Parker.
Tue, 24 May 2022
93 - Florida Stories episode 093
An irreverent review of the craziest, weirdest, tragic, stupid, ironic, and insane stories from Florida this week. Hosted by James Parker.
Tue, 24 May 2022
92 - Florida Stories episode 092
An irreverent review of the craziest, weirdest, tragic, stupid, ironic, and insane stories from Florida this week. Hosted by James Parker.
Tue, 24 May 2022
91 - Florida Stories episode 091
An irreverent review of the craziest, weirdest, tragic, stupid, ironic, and insane stories from Florida this week. Hosted by James Parker.
Tue, 24 May 2022
90 - Florida Stories episode 090
An irreverent review of the craziest, weirdest, tragic, stupid, ironic, and insane stories from Florida this week. Hosted by James Parker.
Tue, 24 May 2022
89 - Florida Stories episode 089
An irreverent review of the craziest, weirdest, tragic, stupid, ironic, and insane stories from Florida this week. Hosted by James Parker.
Tue, 24 May 2022
88 - Florida Stories episode 088
An irreverent review of the craziest, weirdest, tragic, stupid, ironic, and insane stories from Florida this week. Hosted by James Parker.
Tue, 24 May 2022
87 - Florida Stories episode 087
An irreverent review of the craziest, weirdest, tragic, stupid, ironic, and insane stories from Florida this week. Hosted by James Parker.
Tue, 24 May 2022
86 - Florida Stories episode 086
An irreverent review of the craziest, weirdest, tragic, stupid, ironic, and insane stories from Florida this week. Hosted by James Parker.
Tue, 24 May 2022
85 - Florida Stories episode 085
An irreverent review of the craziest, weirdest, tragic, stupid, ironic, and insane stories from Florida this week. Hosted by James Parker.
Tue, 24 May 2022
84 - Florida Stories episode 084
An irreverent review of the craziest, weirdest, tragic, stupid, ironic, and insane stories from Florida this week. Hosted by James Parker.
Tue, 24 May 2022