Florida Stories

We got druggies, shoplifters, flashers, and cousin love.

If you're going to be sqeezing off rounds in a road rage incident, you really shouldn't do it in a work truck with a two way dash cam.

The human hamster wheel guy is back, Florida squatters are next level, and a child sex sting yields horrible results.

You'll hear about a fanboat crash, a black market for horse meat, a classic Porche heist, and a theft ring run by a pastor.

A police attack, a monkey attack, a nephew attack, and a dog gets baptized.

You'll hear the story of 6 people from Florida who had a worse week than you just did.

A Florida Man shoots himself on accident and then lies to the cops about it.

A Florida Man was bitten by a shark while ON LAND.

Wouldn't that be funny if Florida had a meth lab waiting for you at the welcome center when you crossed into the state line? It's illegal to drive your car into the ocean.

Drunk driving Florida Man crashes into a fire hydrant and gets in a scuffle with the cops. A black bear is climbing on stuff in downtown Orlando, and the locals don't seem bothered.

That's not really James Bond, that's a bank robber. You may be surprised to hear some Florida Men have anger issues.

Did a time traveler break a window to save a baby, or is it a non-sober Florida Man who likes swimming?

Does anyone have any advice on how to get all this blood out of a clown suit? Also: UFOs, sunken treasure ships, upskirt videos, and a law to keep you out of the left lane.

Have you ever been to an adult arcade? Noooo... not like THAT. If you've been suspicious of white guys with dreads, maybe you're right.

Stop giving your kids bad names, people. There's nothing intelligent, innovative, or admirable to be found after that, either.

Imagine being a criminal on the run who catches his house on fire. It's gator mating season, so that should be fun.

A lady had drugs shoved up her, some kids were getting cavalier with dairy, and a new invasive species that mocks Jesus.

We insult stupid criminals, your mom, and questionable paramedics.

Florida Stories is now longer than Gilligan's Island and the Sopranos.

Don't leave anything out by the trash you don't want thrown away. Don't leave your identification at the scene of a crime. Don't murder your daughter's boyfriend.

More exotic sports cars were paid for with PPP money. Florida man lands his airplane in a highway. Grandma gets eaten by a giant alligator.

This Florida Man hates his HOA more than you do. Man attacks shark. Is Kindergarten too young for a kid to be bringing a gun to school?

You love your nana, but does your nana have a murder-suicide pact with grandpa?

How many times can a Florida woman get lost in a storm drain system? So far, we're up to three.

Florida nearly has the first political assassination by a tree.

Ft Lauderdale is about to have a parade led by a 21 foot tall penis.

If you're going to kill your abusive boyfriend, try and be less torturous than this Florida Woman.

Hear about some fighting, biting, clawing, face tattoos, vape shops, and a whole bunch of people on drugs.

We have a fake freelance gynecologist, burglars who call 911 on themselves, a bunch of other idiots, and the engagement ring that has endured 21 years of dumps.

You will hear the lamest message-in-a-bottle story ever.

What happens when you literally throw gas on a fire? If you mix a golden lab with a poodle, what could possibly go wrong? 

Do not: drink bleach, do bath salts, or hit a woman in the head with a hatchet.

Three big idiots, two fake Nazis, and one handsome host.

Getting drunk and crashing your truck into your mother-in-law's is not the most effective way to win back your wife. A naked man in a cowboy hat is having a hard time finding his crack pipe.

Some drunk genius may have exploited a legal loophole after he crashed his car. You get a deeper look at the life of a Florida Snake Wrangler.

Xanax and NyQuil is probably not the ideal combo for a 4 year old child. 

Waking up in a strip club is usually preceded by one or more bad financial decisions. If your boyfriend is cheating on you with your sister, you don't HAVE to kill them.

A classic melee at Chuck E Cheese, another woodchipper candidate, and the Florida circle of life.

This episode is a parade of bad life decisions.

More evidence that Jesus has blessed ChikFilA, and Tupac is alive.

We've got a handsy cop, a dead deer, a steel sword, tasers, ponzi schemes, and hot rails of meth

A judge in Florida gets suspended for calling a guy an a-hole during court proceedings.

A woman gets struck by lightning on her first day of school, a ban tries to buy a hooker on his honeymoon, and we push a pedo into the woodchipper.

A couple of gator attacks, a couple of food attacks, and advice on what happens when you wake up with a stranger in your bed holding a machete.

If you see a drunk grandma passed out in a golf cart in the middle of an interstate, it might be time to take away her Fireball. 

Naked man gets his arm bitten off by a gator, and you're probably not shocked there's some sketchy folks doing crazy things at a pawn shop parking lot.

A family has to abandon their log at Splash Mountain, a Florida lady gets eaten by an alligator, and a guy gets killed with an axe.

A lesson on how to properly kill your neighbor's chicken, and one of those horrific-but-kinda-funny obituary of a Florida Man who does seem to be well liked.

We got a bucket of urine, an argument about foreskin, and a high dollar art forgery.

Do not flash cash on social media, and do not name your kid LaGenius.

Some Florida lady marries her stepfather, murders him, and then searches a dating app over his dead body.

The first fatal game of disc golf in Florida Stories® history, two public sex stories, and a fist fight between 80 somethings.

Featuring the pantless guy, the speedo guy, and methed up trucker... and then it gets weird.

Hear about a sheriff making jokes at a press conference, a pregnant lady knocking over cups, a drunk cop who looks like Miss Universe, and a dinosaur in your swimming pool.

Experience a Florida miracle, a Florida tragedy, and how some fraud is ripping off the Boy Scouts.

There IS such thing as TOO much fun at Disneyworld. Hear about a brutally honest cop, an immigrant OnlyFans success story, and a lost leg.

We've got whites gone wild, violent lesbians, a pedo in the woodchipper, and you are guaranteed to be 3% dumber after listening to this episode.

Check out the battle of Pythons vs Bobcats, a new leader for a pack of monkeys, three way sex, and the worst driving instructor ever.

We have animal attacks from a tigers, alligators, and a hawk. Find out how to get gas for free!

I find it hard to believe you can't sell a monkey to Chris Brown in Florida

We have a sexy elderly pickpocket, a neighbors' feud that ends with an errant deuce, and a new Florida Stories® record for consecutive tazes.

There's drugs, sex, love, hate, and a machete attack at a Waffle House.

Hear about a naked drunk lady, escaped alligator, stolen science fair project, and death by a drawbridge

How drunk could the bus driver possibly be?

A father-son fishing trip gets ruined by a carcass. Operation Swipe Left for Meth is a success.

Learn innovative ways to get arrested. What is the deal with all the bear attacks?

Florida man loses a bunch of money in crypto so he kidnaps and tortures the dude who gave him bad advice.

What does a headless alligator carcass and a decapitated horse's head have in common? When your dad offers to buy you a TV, you should NOT beat him to death.

There's a multimillionaire dog in Florida that bought Madonna's old house. The deadliest tree in the world is in Florida.

A Florida miracle that's wrapped inside another Florida miracle. There's a bridge in Florida where cars keep bursting into flames.

Florida man who lives in a trailer park with his mom chokes her out like Deebo in Friday.

Florida man murdered over a cat. Florida man is killed while watching TV when a Tesla falls through the roof.

Can a feral chicken REALLY be stolen? You know what it means when you have to put a game camera in your horse's stable.

What does the fox say... when he's rabid?

How many times can you drive through the same toll plaza while pleasuring yourself before you get arrested?

A Florida teenager escapes a police standoff when they are distracted by a naked woman on a golf cart.

It's illegal to kill an alligator with a lawnmower, a police chase wrecks 12 cars, and conjugal visit story.

The good news is there a naked woman on your plane. The bad news is there's a naked woman on your plane. A murder is seen live on a Zoom meeting.

A moped, a toilet camera, and a passed out woman in a wheelbarrow.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Is it possible for a gas station owner to NOT know what a swastika means?

This may be the ugliest female mug shot in Florida history. What would you do if you found a naked woman in your pool?

Why would a shirtless white guy want to wrestle an alligator at a miniature golf course? Me the king of coprolites (Coprolites are fossilized doo doo). The police are going undercover in an ice cream van to give away ice cream.

Introducing the new piece of studio equipment to Florida Stories: the Pedo Woodchipper 3000! The naked lady who trashed the Outback Steakhouse a couple weeks ago (Episode 102) has a real peach of an ex husband.

You'll never guess Mrs Booze got arrested for. What could possibly make you want to burn down your own mother's house and steal her bird?

A buck naked Florida Woman trashes the bar at an Outback Steakhouse, and it's on video. A Florida Man with a $300k car is saved from being attacked by a crazy Florida Man with a broken wine glass by a Florida Man with a 10 speed.

Have you ever been so irritated with your kids that you want to smack them in the face with a pizza? Did a Florida Woman REALLY get kicked out of the pool for being too beautiful? 

An irreverent review of the craziest, weirdest, tragic, stupid, ironic, and insane stories from Florida this week. Hosted by James Parker.

An irreverent review of the craziest, weirdest, tragic, stupid, ironic, and insane stories from Florida this week. Hosted by James Parker.

An irreverent review of the craziest, weirdest, tragic, stupid, ironic, and insane stories from Florida this week. Hosted by James Parker.

An irreverent review of the craziest, weirdest, tragic, stupid, ironic, and insane stories from Florida this week. Hosted by James Parker.

An irreverent review of the craziest, weirdest, tragic, stupid, ironic, and insane stories from Florida this week. Hosted by James Parker.

An irreverent review of the craziest, weirdest, tragic, stupid, ironic, and insane stories from Florida this week. Hosted by James Parker.

An irreverent review of the craziest, weirdest, tragic, stupid, ironic, and insane stories from Florida this week. Hosted by James Parker.

An irreverent review of the craziest, weirdest, tragic, stupid, ironic, and insane stories from Florida this week. Hosted by James Parker.

An irreverent review of the craziest, weirdest, tragic, stupid, ironic, and insane stories from Florida this week. Hosted by James Parker.

An irreverent review of the craziest, weirdest, tragic, stupid, ironic, and insane stories from Florida this week. Hosted by James Parker.

An irreverent review of the craziest, weirdest, tragic, stupid, ironic, and insane stories from Florida this week. Hosted by James Parker.

An irreverent review of the craziest, weirdest, tragic, stupid, ironic, and insane stories from Florida this week. Hosted by James Parker.

An irreverent review of the craziest, weirdest, tragic, stupid, ironic, and insane stories from Florida this week. Hosted by James Parker.

An irreverent review of the craziest, weirdest, tragic, stupid, ironic, and insane stories from Florida this week. Hosted by James Parker.

An irreverent review of the craziest, weirdest, tragic, stupid, ironic, and insane stories from Florida this week. Hosted by James Parker.

An irreverent review of the craziest, weirdest, tragic, stupid, ironic, and insane stories from Florida this week. Hosted by James Parker.