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Halloween is weird when you older but the movies still scare the crap out of me. Candy and a few tips to survive Halloween.

Tonight we are all over the place but hey....we hit some key points. Topics in no particular order are the Black Female Olympic explosion, lazy eyes, twerking for jesus, onlyfans going public, some Juneteenth talk and oppression.
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Boy oh boy its hard being a man of the cloth these days. The favorite false preacher got jammed up and got receipts pulled on him. We aint never been a fan bc you can only speak down on folks for so long before those roosters come home.

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We really didn't want to talk about nothing serious this week and Diddy/SoleMeState jumped off the porch about his fashion sense. He believes that you should support all of your friends endeavors, but he wouldn't buy Flacko mixtape.

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I couldn't spell that the other way because this group would never be treated as a terrorist organization. Jan 6, 2021 was a coup, a spectacle, and a great day for memes and twitter. But was it something else bigger in the making?

This is our first segment of Politics Ain't Hard, a different look at politics and policies from a bird's eye view. Moderated by the homie FCC.

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The fallout from the attack on Congress has been nothing short of....delightful. The snitching is about to start. Relationships, businesses, and institutions are all examining the employees that are suddenly missing. That no fly list just got a whole lot lighter in hue.

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I would first like to say this was monumental as far as growth and love of trap music. These two have provided us a number of street anthems and moments that define an era. That being said....cmon son...did yall really think Gucci wasn't going to be Gucci? And everyone praising Jeezy for being the bigger man, he been that this entire time. I liked the sportsmanship, the banter, and the hits. We explore the song selection and declare Jeezy the winner. Even tho Gucci tried to come off the top rope with the diss track.

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We hope everyone is enjoying the shit show that is American politics. Coming to Netflix next year, Stop the Count, will document how crazy the 2020 presidential election was. One guy that has an unpopular opinion, our own toxic bearded guy, Flacko didn't vote. Tune in to see why.

Crazy week in weird topics from RKelly getting clapped in jail, Megan and Tory, and Mamba day got Flacko fired up. We give a few hot takes. Quick note: Flacko was not with any of the shits.
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With another Verzuz in the books, we explore some of our favorites and get to a weird point...Flacko is music sexist. He doesn't appreciate music from the females. Hear his side of the story and give him hell in the comments.

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Everyone got twisted about what broke with rich people and their lifestyle choices with Jada and Will, but we try to ask a few other questions about what is considered normal anymore? Why not have multiple spouses, why not have prenups for broke folks, why not wear a mask in public. We jump around but hit some good shit along the way.
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To wrap up pride month and educate ourselves, we had our homeslice Bj (period) come through to chop it up about growing up misgendered and transitioning to a Trans Man. We fck up all the pronouns but we working on that. If you not learning, you not growing.
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It's all good that corporations want to issue statements, but these injustices didn't start yesterday. How about all these corporations that have longstanding histories of profiting off black lives make amends. And yeah, black people, we not off the hook either. We have to take more ownership of our own shit.

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We ask if you make too much money can you even be considered to have an opinion on black/poor issues? Apparently I quit Nascar at the same time as my buddy Ray and Lil Wayne is from another planet still.

We are tired of Candaces. Check the episode out to see the definition. We are also trying to do better and replace the N word from our regular vernacular. Help us out with some suggestions. Like comment subscribe and share!

We are not here for fake apologies and broken promises. The case that came at the perfect storm should help reshape not only society but also hopefully heal the sins of our racist past. One thing is for certain, at the conclusion of this case, if the outcome is not what is expected, civil unrest will be tremendous. Like comment subscribe and share.

In one week Snitch9 was freed talking reckless on Instagram and a real one Southwest T was freed. This generation the code of silence.

It’s a sad time to be black in America. We can’t go for a job, report an accident, or hell anything. We go from the senseless killings to the workplace and why black people need leadership at all levels. We go a little deep but we don’t have any answers at this point. Like comment subscribe and share!

Two words - Tiger King!!! We can’t get enough of Joe Exotic and Carol. If you haven’t seen it, at least enjoy the memes. It’s redneck glory and I mean that in the nicest way possible. Like comment subscribe and share!!!

Disneyland, bars and restaurants are closed. Miami Spring break and Bottoms Up are open tho. Be safe as we just signed a trillion dollar blank check. Not sure if we are doing this the right way but I’m just an asshole with a podcast.

We kinda all over the place with the tangents. From Diddy chef aspirations to why do black folks only have blankets, we wonder where is all of the tissue going? The Rona got us in our feelings and we missing sports so we don’t know what to do. Like comment subscribe and share!!

We kinda all over the place. From DWade to gender in sports and all things girl dad. We somehow get to Pop Smoke, new music and what’s in our playlist. Like comment subscribe and share!

This just a hot take. Diddy had us over for a Super Bowl Party and let’s just say it was as boring as Eminem last album. This is how you don’t do a party. Like comment subscribe and share!

Rip Pop Smoke. We just drop a couple nuggets about why we continuously have tragedies in the black community. We also go into the first time we experienced racism. We get a little deep thanks to FCC. Like comment subscribe and share!

We are joined by the illustrious 6ft Bae and the hilarious BriaJaye. 6ft is still in a drought and we have no clue how to get the Aquafina rolling. We discuss how important is Valentines Day and how different the generations are at dating. Like comment subscribe and share.

We mourn the loss of one of our favorite player, father, icon and First Ballot HOF legend, Kobe Bryant. We talk our favorite and worse memory, what Kobe meant to us, and how he affected the game. We definitely want to send our condolences to all families who endured this tragedy.

Live your truths, it maybe a new year but if you still on some BS than be ok it’s your BS. This week the boys discuss living your truths owning what you do and who you are. We discuss the Kevin Hart Netflix special, stupid text messages, and more.

As we enter the new year at full throttle with the thought of war, RKelly impeding documentary and a plethora of other foolishness, the Country Cousins are back. We discuss Flacko falling from referee duties, Dubb crashing a car. Like comment subscribe and share!!

We have a moment of silence or drink to celebrate 6ftBae Pussversary. She has been one year celibate and get into how it feels to liberate herself. We get into the different types of men, an ideal guy and why Dubb is tying the knot again. Like comment subscribe and share!

Our old homie #6FtBae came back to chop it up with us. She talks dating celibacy and challenges to her vagina. We trying to find her some new “friends”. Like comment subscribe and share!!

We got to shop and build with 39 Castles, the latest black owned sneaker shop in downtown STL. They are moving good product and have a good model. Like comment subscribe and share.

We are joined by a special guest and we get things popping. We go from kink to stink, talk what’s taboo, and get personal. Like comment share and subscribe!

I’m offensive. I’m loud. I’m bold. I’m big. To say it best I’m confident. This week your boys sit down with the one and only @ms.jaci.j to talk about confidence. We get her perspective on the subject and talk about the moment you became confident

We road trippin to the Love Mvmt Show in Chicago at Silent Funny. We jump into some relationship expectations and some weird throwback summer stories. This episode was inspired by watching In The Heat of Night. Like subscribe enjoy and share!!

Fly kicks and kicking knowledge, we got Mark from TO Sneakerheads in the building to talk about the Battle of the Kickz and 3v3 Basketball challenge going down June 22,23 at Webster University. Guess who else will be in the building??? Yep, your favorite urban commentators Country Cousins. Like comment subscribe and enjoy.

Flacko dives into how a family jumped off the porch and drop the N word at a sporting event while he was refereeing. We get into other foolishness and Dubb explains how he would have diffused the situation. Like, comment, subscribe, and enjoy!

Slow it down....he just dissed you. Things got heated as Dubb and Flacko argue over who is better at life. The answer is like playing Roulette at the casino, always bet on BLACK! And ain't nothing blacker than Dubb except your sweatpants and tinted windows. Subscribe, like, comment, and ENJOY!!

This week a true pioneer was laid to rest in yet another example of gone too soon. With a catalog growing as fast as his business ventures, Nipsey Hussle was next up in a number of arenas. We examine his impact, his legacy, and our favorite Neighborhood Nip memories of our own.

We are joined by the homies @Love_Mvmt and @Calvin_Tigre to discuss music, art, fashion, and of course, The Love Movement. Join the homies for a good night out on March 15 at 10pm at the Monocle. Listen in to see what makes them tick, the creative process and some overall good conversation.

Growing up black, there will be a time in your life that you will have to fight more than one person. We go back down memory lane with a few stories of getting jumped. Some situations you just have to find the first person you see and swing, other times run.

Despite what craziness is going on in the world, the US continues to prove how racist we are and have been since our inception. Well we got one word that can help ease our pain....reparations! Give us 40 acres and pay off these student loans and we can call it even.

First and foremost, we love Kobe Bean Bryant, the 2nd best two guard, top 5 all time great in history. But we ask the question, is Kobe cursed to not have a son? We start the episode off with Flacko having a conversation with his pops.....awkwardddd.

On this week of CountryCousins we discuss if rap crews still exist? Back in the day, one person had to get on for the crew to make it, nowadays, that doesn't really matter. We also answer the age old question, MJ vs Prince and discuss the Super Bowl Halftime shows of the past.

Dubb and Flacko share stories from the first week of officiating basketball. This is a journey that will be fun to document. We share how hard it is to ref and have a wish a mofo would moment in the first week.

Ladies you ever notice that if your man is mad that he either is going to say fck it and go in the basement or he leaves the house and goes to the store? Thats our dont want to choke you out release mechanism. But we don't want to hold on to that energy. So you have 24 hours to air out your grievances and have a conversation or we are over it. Let's talk!!

We explore what it means to be a dad, and specifically a black dad nowadays. We all have different challenges from being stepdads, to biracial children, to becoming dads your or old. We just have a chill moment to reflect and talk about a few dad topics. We not always ignant, just most of the time.

Don't let the title scare you. We are just here to inform you that due to the recent incidents involving white peoples calling the police on black peoples for the most insane reasons, there needs to an intervention of sorts. Yall have lost yall damn minds!!!

Not all of yall, but in general this has to stop.

With all these rap beefs coming and going nowadays, is it real or is it business? Some stuff you cant retract, others are just verbal jabs. We here to discuss who can make up and who needs to run the fade.

Big Booty Judy is back to explore why her friends are single, whats important to guys dating, and we have our Ask A White Girl Segment. Don't worry, we don't jump off the porch too bigly.

Cousin Slim came through with the crazy work sugar daddy season story. She discusses how she was harassed and liked it versus an unwanted encounter. She is OFF DA CHAIN!!!!

The Country Cousins are joined by Dirty to discuss how he survived behind bars, things to look for, and how petty some of the jail rules are. We do not discuss anything that resembles OZ but we do talk about "gumps".

We are joined by special guests Big Booty Judy (BBJ) and also Dirty. BBJ is a HR Professional that goes through a little storytime. Dirty....not so much.Let's see how this shakes out. Also, Dubb defines how not to burn bridges leaving a job and the key things to look for when you starting a new gig. 

Song of the week - https://youtu.be/BzLt7T6bCww

In response to Nike's 30th anniversary and announcement of backing Kaep, we jump into some details and opinions on the situation. We are joined by Big Cee and the homey never lets us down. We go from there to NBA talk and a myriad of other topics.

Song of the Week - https://youtu.be/aktLRiWXfqg

Someone needs to check the expiration date on the arugula and kale because these white rappers are acting out. They are acting BEYYYYOOOOoonnnddd MEEEeee right now. Eminem dissing everyone as usual, but Machine Gun Kelly fired a Fortnite Canon back at his azz. G Easy had some choice words for MGK as well. Paging Logic and Post Malone and we could have all of the melanin challenged artists in a game of tag.

We finish the episode by talking about things we are not going to participate in at a white wedding.

Like this damn song - https://youtu.be/Myr7g_wW1Pw

We have a text recap with Tyler, his sister and her now ex husband. Dubb gets to narrate in his Morgan Freeman voice of an incident that involves some revisionist history on someone's part. You be the judge.

We discussed such things in the male pysche as the progression of eating the box to eating ass. Then we digress into such thing such as the shoe culture of gaming the system for resale, new school vs old school tendencies, and the legacy that unfolding that is 45.

The cousins are back!!! We are gonna call this season 2. How else to kick it off but to talk about back to school, good memories, bad ones, and embarrasing ones. From shopping at No Contest, to shopping at JCPenney, the crew has some stories about growing up.

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I'm not gonna lie, we don't care what most celebrities think when it comes to social issues. They are not paid or elected officials of the state. That being said, Kanye is still a nutcase, but a nutcase with an ear for creativity. I enjoyed the run. Now......Drake is about to drop....Is he going to drop the classic album that solidifies him as the GOAT of this generation? Or will he drop more songs to text your ex with after all you can drink mimosas at brunch?