LET'S GET SEXY: Erotic Stories Deconstructed

Sexy space shenanigans come to a satisfying crescendo as both couples give in entirely to temptation and enjoy shagging with frantic gusto! Orgasm after orgasm wracks the bodies of our characters as even more payoff for all that build up over the last 4 episodes finally materialises in this chapter of Lifeboat - an erotic story written by ShyChiWriter for Literotica.com

Will things be awkward for Brond and L'gia when they reunite and realise that they've each been having it away with their step parents? Will Enod and T'laine feel too uncomfortable to go ahead with their contract after learning about what they have each done with their children? Is this kind of thing normal in the future? Is it, in fact, we who are the strange ones for keeping it in our pants around family members? No... I think this is another one of those things which is best kept within the confines of erotic fantasy writing; regardless of date.

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TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains sex! (at last...) There are also some taboo ideas in this story and a step-mother/father fetish. It's nothing too crazy though, so I think you'll be alright!

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You've been on this erotic journey for three chapters: this story has titillated and teased you with its sexy space situations and futuristic foreplay. Now, here comes the payoff in this chapter of Lifeboat - an erotic story written by ShyChiWriter for Literotica.com

Orgasms in space! Futuristic sci-fi underwear design! Deadly solar radiation flares! Microscopic alien skin parasites! Just some of the exciting things you'll encounter as you listen to the adventure unfold for Brond, T'Laine, Enod and L'Gia as they decide to stop dilly-dallying around with each other and let their desires overtake their better judgement in this exciting rollercoaster of an episode.

TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains sex! (at last...) There are also some taboo ideas in this story and a step-mother/father fetish with elements of reluctance. It's nothing too crazy though, so I think you'll be alright!

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Erotic tension is building like a construction crew are being paid overtime to finish a dam before an orgasmic deadline sends floods of some kind of sexual fluid spilling out all over the unwitting inhabitants of a downstream town. Both in space and down on Hanshin's Planet - step relations are struggling to keep their thoughts about each other pure as the circumstances of their unfortunate situation put them in increasingly awkward positions!

Will the sentient talking computer pick up on the growing passion and feel left out? Are we about to see Teracorp tech go HAL 9000 on their asses? Is there a computer science equivalent to a "mum crush" that an AI can get for its users? What in the Zant System will happen next in this exciting and sexy chapter of Lifeboat - an erotic story written by ShyChiGuy for Literotica.com.

TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains no sex (though there is some erotic cuddling), it's a slow burner and the romance builds gradually, so please bear with it! There are some taboo ideas in the story and there will be more sex scenes in later episodes!

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Wait? What?! She's with him? He's with her? No way! As an emergency situation forces our characters to carry out their emergency protocols, the team is split up into couples and the success of the mission is put into jeopardy. We learn all about the MILF and DILF competitions that rank the parents of the fleet by their sex appeal, the lax rules on childhood violence that apparently allow boys to punch girls full in the face and get an insight into underwear regulation breaches (not those kind of breeches!) in this chapter of Lifeboat - an erotic story written by ShyChiGuy for Literotica.com.

We're building to something great here, I'm sure of it! The action is kicking off in a big way in this chapter, but not in the erotic way that I had hoped - in more of a disastrous and scary way, involving an attack by a possible alien sentience and a mere 5% chance of survival for two of our characters (although I'll say now that I'm 100% sure that they'll make it).

TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains no sex (unfortunately), it's a slow burner and the romance builds gradually, so please bear with it! There are some taboo ideas in the story and there will be more sex scenes in later episodes!

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Sexy space shenanigans and intergalactic romance weave through this slow burning erotic sci-fi about two childhood rival's uneasy reunion as they are suddenly thrust together in an emergency situation and must ride things out in the Lifeboat!

This erotic story - written by ShyChiGuy for the website Literotica.com - is set a long way into the future, a time when culture has progressed beyond present day norms. In this sexually permissive society, humans are colonising the cosmos and discovering new worlds as well as new passions!

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Roll the dice and take your card as you tune into the finale of this wacky series, filled with bizarre sex, thunderous orgasms and sexy, erotic transformation craziness on every turn! I'm sad to see it come to an end because this has been such a hilarious story, but don't worry - it goes out with a bang!

Will the players get a happily ever after as the game comes to an end? Or will the winner screw everyone over like they did last time? Will Judy end up losing her virginity? Can either Chris or Bernadette fulfil their secret desires to sleep with Gabby, the sexy school teacher? Sit back, relax and immerse your inner self in this extraordinary final chapter of Magic Game - an erotic story written by Letitsnow for the website Literotica.com - and all your questions will be answered!

Except any questions about the mysterious shopkeeper - that guy keeps his business on serious lockdown. I like to imagine that he's sat in the stockroom, furiously masturbating while he watches the game unfold on his crystal ball - but that's just me... You're free to imagine his motives in any way you want to!

TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains bizarre happenings, some hot sex and mild horror elements (it's really not that scary though to be honest!)

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Ok, I was not expecting this: it's double or nothing! After seven long and painful years, spent trying to build a normal life in spite of their freakish transformations, Bernadette and Chris decide, against all reasonable judgement, to go in for another round of the Magic Game. Aiming to reverse the changes they were stuck with last time, and also hoping for some more erotic mutant sex along the way, they naïvely roll the dice and take their cards only to find themselves once again at the mercy of the game's twisted magic in this chapter of the story Magic Game - an erotic story written by Letitsnow for the website Literotica.com

Joining them as they inch, square by square across the game board are new players: Gabby and Judy. The former a sexy Scandinavian schoolteacher, the latter her shy 30-year-old virgin neighbour who would rather be at home by herself. Presumably sitting in the dark and crying softly over her knitting while a dozen cats claw at the furniture and piss all over the carpet.

This time the transformations are bigger and better - forcing them to move out into the garden to accommodate their enormity! How long before things begin to get sexual when a blue card amps up the arousal factor and Bernadette has been pining for another mythological orgasm for the last seven years...? I don't think you'll have to wait too long!

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Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? Don't ya?

Actually, I think that should be: "don't cha..." It's the kind of freaky grammatical inconsistency for which the pussycat dolls and the story Magic Game - written for the erotic story website Literotica.com by author Letitsnow - have become famous. If you are the sort of person always finds themself internally answering yes to this question whenever you hear that song. Someone who dreams of having a freaky girlfriend, or boyfriend for that matter, then I have no doubt that this second chapter of the story will both delight and arouse you!

Weird transformations, weird sex and multiple orgasms erupting from the weird genital combinations attached to our half mutated college students, soon to be merged and crossed with mythological beasts, is the frightening order of the day. Lose yourself in scenes which are as hard to picture as they are for the author to describe, as the game reaches its lusty end and the players begin to compete in earnest for the sexiest transformations and highest dice rolls.

Who will win? Can there ever be a true winner in a game as horrifying as this one? Find out in this next exciting instalment!

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Here we go! Series 7 of the podcast and boy do I have an absolute banger to bring to you this time: Magic Game was written for the erotic story website Literotica.com by author Letitsnow. Prepare yourself for a weird erotic adventure focused around a creepy old adult board game where literally anything can and will happen to the unsuspecting players... no really, strap yourself in because this is the strangest sex story I have ever read on the podcast, and it is brilliant!

You might think that a board game is a pretty dull way to spend your college spring break. Maybe you'd rather be out drinking and whooping it up with the frat boys and sorority girls? Aren't they the ones who are really pushing the boundaries of acceptable behaviour? Aren't they the carefree risk takers? Aren't they the ones out having adventurous sex with each other and enjoying all the orgasms?

Think again sunshine! Roll the dice in this game and anything could happen! You might just have the best sex of your life...

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What a ride we've been on together with Tom and Jess! Everything we've been building towards, chapter by chapter, has culminated in this exciting finale when our sexy couple close their erotic trap around the evil gang boss Frank Harwood and manage to have plenty of orgasms in the process... more than you might consider professional or appropriate for an undercover operation.

There's plenty of sex in this chapter and also a satisfying moment involving a delicious confrontation with Frank, caught literally with his trousers down! There's also plenty of chances to cross off squares on your common phrases bingo card! - Available to download for free from the patreon page, no subscription required! How many can you spot in this week's chapter?

TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains sex! Hurray! However, there are also some scenes which border on non-consentual.

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Here we go again! More sexy, more erotic and more at stake than ever for our favourite undercover couple as they head over to BIG BOSS Frank's own private home to that Jess can have sex with one of his illustrious guests! Will Tom be able to do some snooping around while Jess keeps everyone busy, or will he be too horny to focus on work? Might Jess discover something important in the heat of the passionate moment? Will their marriage survive?!

Bringing down the gang could be just one more orgasm away in this excellent erotic police drama, written by uk_writer_53 for the website Literotica.com

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Tom spends another night on the couch but unlike in most relationships, a night ousted from the marital bed isn't such a bad thing as Jess gets to occupy her bed with yet another older, well endowed, gentleman! Orgasmic sex with another man two nights in a week, takes this erotic adventure beyond the requirements of their undercover mission and forces the couple to ask some difficult questions about what they each want from the marriage!

Meanwhile, Tom gets a little bit of attention from another woman at the strip club - no prizes for guessing which Scottish lassie takes an interest in satisfying his carnal needs after watching Jess undress and flaunt her naked body for a room full of men. How is she going to react to her husband enjoying a bit of extra marital foreplay?

This latest chapter of our sexy story is chocked full of erotic horny business which is sure to tantalise your ear holes and leave you wondering: is this about bringing down the gang or having more orgasms?! I'll give you a clue... it's all about the orgasm! Stay tuned to this excellent erotic police drama, written by uk_writer_53 for the website Literotica.com.

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What on earth will happen next in this thrilling and sexy series? Jess and Tom have managed to survive undercover on a wing and a prayer. Despite their unprofessional approach, they've landed themselves in the incredibly lucky position of having direct access to the BIG BOSS Frank Harwood.

You'd maybe expect them to wear a wire, or perhaps set up some cameras to capture evidence... but no, the only equipment these renegades need to get the job done is their inflated libidos. Everything else just falls conveniently into their laps! At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if they got chatting with some random bloke at a pub and he turned out to have video evidence of some of the gangs criminal activity. Hang on... nevermind!

TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains sex! Hurray! However, there are also some scenes which border on non-consentual.

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Welcome to the jungle! Our favourite meddling couple are really in the deep end now. Just like in the popular rock song by American guitar band Guns N' Roses, featured on their debut album, Appetite for Destruction in 1987, Jess is a very sexy girl, who's very hard to please, she loves the taste of the bright lights but she's not going to get them for free. Will she be brought down to her kn-n-n-n-n-n-n-knees, knees? Yes she will be.

Things ramp up in this chapter and Tom and Jesssica's investigation becomes even more serious and they take some serious risks to get close to the big boss and figure out a way to get the crucial information to bring the gang down for good!

TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains sex! Hurray! However, there are also some scenes which border on non-consentual.</p>

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<p>The big night is finally here and it's time for Jess to pay the eastern european piper by engaging his persistent personal pipe in some pornographic playtime. Will Tom be able to cope with the reality of his wife sleeping with his ugly, sweaty, pervy boss? Has Jess prepared herself mentally for her new prostitution side hustle? Will their marriage survive what is about to happen?</p>

<p>Will they still want to have and to hold each other from this day forward? Will it be for better or for worse? For richer for poorer? Does this new venture represent a sickness or good health in their relationship? Is this what it really means to love and to cherish? Hopefully they'll be able to get through the ordeal without death doing them part!</p>

<p>One thing is for certain, no matter how much Jess screams for Jesus in the throes of her orgasm, none of what is about to happen is according to God's holy law...</p>

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The plot thickens, just like a pan of custard left on the hob long after the jam roly poly has been served, and congeals into something which pushes Tom and Jessica's marriage to new limits. Now established at the strip club, they're quickly finding out if they have what it takes to make it in the risky world of undercover investigation. Just like the growing erections of the leering punters, things are getting harder! Just like the strippers breasts, there's increasing danger of our undercover couple being exposed!

My throat is feeling marginally better, but still a bit of a way off full recovery - so again, please forgive my growling vocal chords.

TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains sex! Hurray! However, there are also some descriptions of men behaving creepily.

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Tom and Jess go on a shopping and shagging spree before their first shifts at Sin City strip club where they each come face to face with the challenges of undercover investigation. Will Jess manage to impress Gregor Markov? Will Tom be able to stand by while a gang of lecherous men gawk at his wife's modest breasts? Will the pair of them give the game away with their lack of professionalism and end up being killed?

I have had a touch of the flu this week (although it's probably not really influenza, just a rotten cold!) so recording was unusually difficult, please excuse my unhappy vocal chords which at times refused to produce the sounds I was trying to make! No apology for the quality of my character accents!

TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains sex! Hurray!

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The official mission statement of the British Police Force is: to make communities safer by upholding the law fairly and firmly; preventing crime and antisocial behaviour; keeping the peace; protecting and reassuring communities; investigating crime and bringing offenders to justice. Nothing screams this louder than sending your untrained civilian wife into the middle of a dangerous undercover mission largely because the thought of her having sex with strangers gives you an erection. Tom Whitby (or is it Willaby), you're my hero!

Welcome to chapter 2 of Undercover Stripper - an erotic police drama, written by uk_writer_53 for the website Literotica.com - and feast your ear holes on the sound of my rich narrators voice describing the intimate acts of a couple on the edge (of sanity) as they balance their feuding values against an intense desire to have sex with each other. Grit your teeth, as I butcher yet more regional accents in an attempt to differentiate between the growing cast of characters who (i have decided) all have to sound different (except for Daryl... he's just basically just a deeper version of Tom).

Will the couple be able to put their "non existent" plan into action and infiltrate the strip club gang, down at Sin City?

TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains sex! Hurray!

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Welcome to series 6 of the podcast! Happy new year and thanks for tuning in!

Who will be revealing what in this excellent erotic police drama, written by uk_writer_53 for the website Literotica.com. In this thrilling series, Tom Whitby, a Detective Sergeant working on the gritty streets of an as yet unnamed English city (although I'm sort of assuming it's London) gets called in for a meeting with the big boss and learns that his wife Jessica is embroiled in a potentially life threatening erotic crime story. Prepare yourself for an episode which sets the scene for the next nine episodes where things are surely going to become increasingly randy and provocative.

TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains no sex. Sorry...but I think there's a lot of potential for it to get very heated in later chapters, so stay tuned for the sweet titilation that I know you crave.

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Oh Dear! Christmas is over and another January is just around the corner. Does it feel like the festivity has receded? Do you need an injection of Christmas Magic, right into your bum? Of course you do! So, step right up, drop your trousers and prepare to have your cavity filled with Christmas Eve - an erotic story written by CABONE for the website Literotica.com

Krissy Kringle is the daughter of a Father Christmas, on the eve of his retirement from the big job, when he suddenly falls ill and Daughter Christmas must take up his mantle and deliver the presents to all the boys and girls. However, little does she know, her life is about to change forever when she meets the love of her life: Noelle Baum and the pair shirk away the sadness of triple manslaughter by awkwardly exploring eachothers bodies and deciding to become lesbian lovers.

Are a couple who've been together for only a few hours really ready to have a child? Is an 18 year old who still lives at home with their parents in an ideal position to adopt? Does any of this matter when you have the unstoppable power of Christmas Magic at your fingertips? The answer is a resounding no!

TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains sexual acts which some may find offensive. Although really, its just a bit of girl on girl...who could complain about that?!

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Hoe Hoe Hoe, Moooottthheeerr Chrrrriiissstmass!

Are you a lonely closeted homosexual with an unhealthy infatuation for a straight friend and not enough confidence to feel at ease with your identity? Don't worry, we've all been there! Step into the chunky shoes of overweight lesbian Suzie as she hides alone in the darkened cloakroom of a teenage house party, crying into the coats. Hear how at the tender age of 18, her life is practically already ruined forever and she might as well give up on ever being happy and weep alongside her as a strange and festive smelling older woman enters the room and locks the door behind her.

Lumpy questions might reasonably surface in the tangy liquid that fills the punchbowl of your mind: Who could this woman be? What does she want?

NO!

Don't question it... let it happen. Give in to Mother Christmas and let her take away your pain and sorrow with her quick fingers and electric tongue in this erotic story - written by ScattySue for the website Literotica.com

TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains sexual acts which some may find offensive. There are also scenes involving mild sexual assault which could be upsetting for some. It's only a very small bit at the beginning but I think its only fair to mention it!

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Picture the scene: You're in the office, sat at your desk and getting deep into some meaty spreadsheets compiling the customer evaluation data of multiple annual questionnaires. You're having the time of your life. It's Rita's birthday and she's brought in a lemon drizzle; your favourite. Does it get any better than this?

Suddenly the phone rings...an external call? Who could it be? For a second you are filled with dread at the prospect of a call from corporate demanding a last minute presentation to the board on the data you've been processing. You grit your teeth and bravely pick up the receiver, expecting the worst. But wait? Who's this? Not Chris from corporate. No, its your lovely wife and you can tell she's spent the entire morning in bed touching herself. Welcome to An Early Christmas Present - an erotic story written by Fairycakes for the website Literotica.com.

TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains sexual acts which some may find offensive. There are also scenes involving a teacher/schoolgirl dynamic which could be upsetting for some. In addition, if you are the sort of person who hates timewasters in the workplace, you might find yourself triggered by some of the behaviour in this story!

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Happy Christmas!

As a Christmas Special, I've decided to gift you 4 whole stories over the next 4 weeks - all of them Christmas themed!

The first story in the series is Good King Wenceslas - A Good King With a Bad Side an erotic story written by Miss Jane for the website Literotica.com. It's a naughty festive tale about the devilish deeds of a dirty Duke (who was later rebranded as a King for the purposes of a Christmas carol). Prepare yourself for a 10th century royal romp on christmas eve that asks serious ethical questions about charity, consent and what it means to have absolute power.

Have you ever wondered what you would do if you found somebody out in the cold, in need of your help? Would you cross over the road and offer assistance? Would you invite them into your home? Would you lie them gently down by the fire on a bed of blankets? Would you force them to have sex with you?

TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some graphic descriptions of sexual acts which some may find offensive. There are also scenes involving non-consentual sex and rape themes.

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The conclusion of a detective story is always the most satisfying bit isn't it? This chapter of Death is a Beautiful Blonde - an erotic story written by David McAllister for the website Literotica.com - is a bumper installment which brings everything together for a dramatic and satisfying ending. However, unlike Bam Barkley, you can enjoy that satisfying ending without having to worry about the rammifications of becoming entwined in an ongoing criminal investigation or having to clean up your equipment afterwards.

How many times will our pervy policeman get his end away before the story concludes? Will he still be able to preform with the pressure of the facts he's learned so far swimming around in his brain like male reproductive cells in a sensitive testicular factory? Maybe if he'd sat down with a strong cup of coffee and taken a long cold shower there's a chance he might have cracked this one sooner and avoided the precarious situation that he finds himself in! Maybe if it was a fairer world, where women weren't too afraid of prejudicial treatement by law enforcement to come forward when something horrible happens, Bam might never have become involved...

P.S. Apologies for the change in audio quality halfway through, I was working with a less than ideal set up recording this episode and I'm looking into solutions for series 5

TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some graphic descriptions of sexual acts which some may find offensive. It's also unapologetically sexist as part of the gritty 1940s American setting it is parodying.

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Jump back into the 1940s and into the gum bottomed shoes of Detective Bam Barkley as he struggles to work out what the heck is going on against the debilitating tidal forces of his own insatiable libido in a sea of large breasted temptation. This chapter of Death is a Beautiful Blonde - an erotic story written by David McAllister for the website Literotica.com - sheds light on many of the mysterious elements of the previous two: but how much should Bam believe? Is he both literally and figuratively digging his own grave?

Can Bam bring out the big guns in this chapter to blast open the secured barracks of this case? Or will his artillery shoot wide and cause civilian deaths in a nearby village? Just like the class of heavy ranged weapons that launch munitions far beyond the range and power of infantry firearms, there's no doubt that Bam's "hog" will, at the very least, breach the defensive walls and fortifications of the feminine reproductive zone.

TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some graphic descriptions of sexual acts which some may find offensive. It's also unapologetically sexist as part of the gritty 1940s American setting it is parodying.

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The drama at the Helmsley Mansion continues as Mimi reveals what she's been hiding in her basement. That isn't a euphamism, there's a rapidly decomposing dead body down there and Mimi needs Bam Barkley's help to get rid of it! Will this second chapter of Death is a Beautiful Blonde - an erotic story written by David McAllister for the website Literotica.com - see our dubious detective come to his senses or become further entwined in the web of erotic skullduggery spinning effortlessly out of Mimi's rear end?

While in 1962 Bob Dylan asked audiences "How many roads must a man walk down?" A full two decades earlier, Detective Bam Barkley was asking: how many holes a man can come down by experimentally sticking his over-described penis into as many places as possible. In this story, the wind is far from the only thing blowing. Of course, I'm talking about oral fellatio...

TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some graphic descriptions of sexual acts which some may find offensive. It's also unapologetically sexist as part of the gritty 1940s American setting it is parodying.

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Prepare yourself for another erotic story, this time set amidst the grime and scandal of the 1940s urban sprawl, as Detective Bam Barkley shags his way through an enticing mystery involving an irresistible blonde woman linked to Bam's own dark past. What could be more intriguing than the intense fusion of crime and sex offered up in this first chapter of Death is a Beautiful Blonde - an erotic story written by David McAllister for the website Literotica.com?

Marvel (and try to hold back the vomit as you retch) at the blatant misogyny of this story's anti-hero let loose in a world where women are second class citizens who's only gifts (or purpose) is the satisfaction of the men around them. Increase your vocabulary by absorbing the frequent and numerous ways in which Bam talks about his penis, like it's the most important thing in the whole world. Most importantly, become engrossed in the unfolding mystery which might yet see Detective Barkley face his long overdue comeuppance!

TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some graphic descriptions of sexual acts which some may find offensive. It's also unapologetically sexist as part of the gritty 1940s American setting it is parodying.

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Who doesn't love a bonus episode? Is there anything more exciting than exploring a parallel universe? What has 6 months of reflection on last weeks finale festered in the mind of our author? Get yourself a nice cup of tea (or perhaps a bottle of personal lubricant) and settle in for a sexy trip into the land of "what if.." where the sun always shines and the lanes are paved with candy cobbles. Open your heart to this non-canonical christmas themed glimpse into the rosey alternate future that could have been enjoyed by our best mutant boy and his boyfriend Mike.

However, not everything is quite as it seems in the mirror world, every action has its consequences! If you're a fan of the wider cinematic universe of Wings of Grey, you might not be as pleased with how things play out! Just like the air-breathing arthropods that have eight legs, chelicerae with fangs generally able to inject venom, and spinnerets that extrude silk, Gweall has spun a deceitful web to entrap those who naively expect them to provide an uncomplicated joy fest!

Don't worry though, I'll step up to the plate and give you the happy ending you've been looking for! Stay tuned until the very end for an extra special acoustic version of the Wings of Grey theme song jingle!

TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some mature themes involving references to a mutant holocaust and pandemic related tragedy. There may also be some sex between two men in this story (although I've checked and its pretty PG in comparison to things we've heard before - so don't let that put you off!) This story is also a bit of a tear jerker and has some sad bits mixed in with the romance so buckle in for a ride that gets emotional at times!

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I think we all knew, deep down in our heart of hearts, that Alex and Mike's relationship was destined to come to a sad ending but the events of this final episode of Wings of Grey - an erotic story written by Gweall for the website Literotica.com - are no less shocking for those who suspected it. Just like the set of physical phenomena associated with the presence and motion of matter that has a property of electric charge, it doesn't matter how well you think you've prepared, it still hurts like hell if you stick a fork in an outlet.

Grit your teeth as 240 volts of emotional energy flows into your system and the narrative current causes involuntary spasms and uncontrollable twitching throughout your grief-stricken body. Open your mouth to cry out in distress but only the thick smoke of sentimentality billows fourth silently Meanwhile, the hair on your head and around your genitals stands on end in a final, pained salute to the passing of a mutant love too beautiful for this disease ridden world.

TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some mature themes involving references to a mutant holocaust and pandemic related tragedy. There may also be some sex between two men in this story (although I've checked and it's pretty PG in comparison to things we've heard before - so don't let that put you off!) This story is also a bit of a tear jerker and has some sad bits mixed in with the romance so buckle in for a ride that gets emotional at times!

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Last weeks chapter was a bit of a bummer wasn't it? Fortunately, this weeks is a little bit lighter and even has a sex scene in it! You heard me correctly: a sex scene in an erotic story! This chapter of Wings of Grey - an erotic story written by Gweall for the website Literotica.com tracks the progress of Alex's recovery and return to normality after leaving the hospital. There is plenty of domestic shenanigans for him and Mike to engage in as they prepare for their bright little future together and banter each other in typical "old married couple" fashion! It's a real feel good chapter...until Randall shows up yet again.

Invest emotionally in this hot mutant romance, as you listen to the daily rhythms of their life together (in Mike's parents house) and potentially become mildly aroused as they undress eachother and engage in some adrenaline fueled sexy times together where this time: twin globes are not what they were before and a rosebud is not a flower you'd give to your sweetheart or a reference to Citizen Kane.

In a welcome respite from the horror of the previous chapter, this week we take things at a slower pace and just enjoy the journey. Much like Michael Palin in one of his numerous travel documentaries in which he humorously reminisces about his childhood hobby of train spotting or totally rips off Jules Verne's classic 1873 novel in which a character named Phileas Fogg accepts a wager to circumnavigate the globe in eighty days or less. It's that kind of vibe...in a good way!

TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some mature themes involving references to a mutant holocaust and pandemic related tragedy. There may also be some sex between two men in this story (although I've checked and its pretty PG in comparison to things we've heard before - so don't let that put you off!) This story is also a bit of a tear jerker and has some sad bits mixed in with the romance so buckle in for a ride that gets emotional at times!

I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast!

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Aristotle defined envy as pain at the sight of another's good fortune, stirred by "those who have what we ought to have." Bertrand Russell said that envy was one of the most potent causes of unhappiness. I'm saying that no matter how jealous you get at your best friends boyfriend, you definitly shouldn't join a racist gang and get them to beat up your rival... that's just a pretty uncool thing to have done.

Arrghh! Just when things were going so well! It looked like Alex and Mike were perfect together, like crackers and cheese. Everything was falling into place and a "happily every after" seemed like it was tucked away between the fancy crisps and the olives just waiting to be gobbled down greedily, leaving a shower of delicious love crumbs on the narrative blanket.

When suddenly, who should appea in this chapter of Wings of Grey - an erotic story written by Gweall for the website Literotica.com? The queen of jealousy, the green eyed monster, Mr bitter resentment: Ethan (last name unknown) rears his ugly envious head and drools FOMO all over the gay mutant picnic which is Mike and Alex's love for eachother. There's nothing that can replace Mike for Ethan though, not even Rodney, aka: Randall, aka: beefcake bully; aka the worst person in the world. No matter how big or painful his fists may be...

TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some mature themes involving references to a mutant holocaust and pandemic related tragedy. There may also be some sex between two men in this story (although I've checked and its pretty PG in comparison to things we've heard before - so don't let that put you off!) This story is also a bit of a tear jerker and has some sad bits mixed in with the romance so buckle in for a ride that gets emotional at times!

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There comes a time in most relationships where kissing just isn't enough to effectively express your desire for one another and in this chapter of Wings of Grey - an erotic story written by Gweall for the website Literotica.com - Alex and Mike reach that exciting point.

However, these teens have a little more baggage than the usual highschool romance participants, so before they get down to pound town, there's some explaining to do and another trip down memory lane to the horrors of the mutant concentration camps to get them both in the mood.

You may find yourself wondering: just how mutated is Alex in the enigmatic downstairs region? What wing motions might signify a satisfying bird mutant orgasm? Will Mike find he's bitten off more than he can chew in choosing such an unconventional boyfriend? Will this new level of intimacy solidify or break the bonds of their relationship? How graphic are the descriptions of gay sex going to be? (spoiler: they're actually not that graphic).

TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some mature themes involving references to a mutant holocaust and pandemic related tragedy. There may also be some sex between two men in this story (although I've checked and its pretty PG in comparison to things we've heard before - so don't let that put you off!) This story is also a bit of a tear jerker and has some sad bits mixed in with the romance so buckle in for a ride that gets emotional at times!

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First dates are always stressful, even if you're not going on one with a teenage mutant bird man. In this episode of Wings of Grey - an erotic story written by Gweall for the website Literotica.com - we get a masterclass in how to put the moves on your potential mutant mate.

It's easy to put your foot in your mouth and get mired in a tough conversation about the abuses they suffered in the mutant concentration camps but don't worry if this happens, sometimes it can work in your favour and help to build a bond of trust.

It's important to choose the right location too, you don't want to pick somewhere too exposed, where somebody might see you, out and about with a feathered freak! Why not take them to a derelict barn in the middle of an abandoned field, miles away from anywhere else? Probably best to wait until after dark too.

Definitely dismiss any worries or concerns that they express, to make them feel safe and show that you respect them! Make sure you ask some invasive questions about their appearance or physical differences and if possible fetishise them to show that your attraction is more than skin deep. Now you're ready to go in for the kiss...

TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some mature themes involving references to a mutant holocaust and pandemic related tragedy. There may also be some sex between two men in this story (although I've checked and its pretty PG in comparison to things we've heard before - so don't let that put you off!) This story is also a bit of a tear jerker and has some sad bits mixed in with the romance so buckle in for a ride that gets emotional at times!

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Welcome back to the Let's Get Sexy Podcast! Thanks for joining me for our third story: Wings of Grey - an erotic story written by Gweall for the website Literotica.com. In this first chapter, the scene is set and the major players are introduced. We learn about the harrowing reality of a world where a strange disease has changed a subset of the population into horrific (but sometimes sexy) mutant/animal hybrids! This teen drama/romance story which focuses on the struggle of two outsiders finding love together, has a few unusual tricks up its sleeve!

Our main character Mike has his interest piqued by the new boy Alex as he spreads his wings and looks for friends at a new school but not everyone is as thrilled to have such an unusual classmate! Will Alex be able to find his feet and perch comfortably in his new surroundings? What's the deal with Ethan? How has a teacher with such unapologetic predjudice been able to retian their job educating the young minds of the future? Find out by listening to this exciting episode!

TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some mature themes involving references to a mutant holocaust and pandemic related tragedy. There may also be some sex between two men in this story (although I've checked and its pretty PG in comparison to things we've heard before - so don't let that put you off!) This story is also a bit of a tear jerker and has some sad bits mixed in with the romance so buckle in for a ride that gets emotional at times!

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Batton down the hatches for this final bombshell of a chapter, wherein Lisa and Dan are invited to attend a wedding that makes the Game of Thrones bedding ceremony look tame by comparison bringing The Country Cottage - an erotic story written by AADIRTYOLDMANINPHX1 for the website Literotica.com - to its throbbing conclusion! Just like the physiological phenomenon in which the penis becomes firm, engorged, and enlarged. Dan and Lisa's journey so far has been the result of a complex interaction of psychological, neural, vascular, and endocrine factors, and often associated with sexual arousal, sexual attraction or libido. Just like our leading couple, erections can also be spontaneous.

What have Dan and Lisa learned about themselves during their stay at the Country Cottage? How will the experience have changed their relationship? Is there any way for them to return to a normal life after the deep and dark revelations that were revealingly revealed about Lisa's family history? Do these questions get you excited for the episode? Have I started asking things and now I don't know how to stop?

All these questions and many many more will be addressed!

TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some incredibly mature themes involving incest (to a much greater degree than even I was prepared for) and sexual acts involving religious figures...so if that's a total deal breaker for you then check back in 1 weeks time for series 3 which will be a lovely little tale about two gay men shagging eachother instead!

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After the frightening revelation at the end of the last chapter, Dan and Lisa are forced to face up to their life choices and embrace their incestuous birthright in this chapter of The Country Cottage - an erotic story written by AADIRTYOLDMANINPHX1 for the website Literotica.com. The uncomfortable union of old and young takes the opening of a bottle of wine to get rolling, but once a few glasses have been consumed, the foursome quickly embrace each other and the motto: "You're only as old as you feel" - which is a good deal for Richard and Judy who's hands get to grope supple young flesh but is probably a bit disappointing for Dan and Lisa who only get to feel the wrinkly old leather hides of an octogenarian couple.

Even so, everyone seems to be enjoying themselves and should we really be judging the enjoyment had by consenting adults in the privacy of their rural cottage? Yes, Yes we should. It's fine to judge this because I think it's obvious that the taboo factor created by the judgement of others absolutely makes this hotter for everyone involved. So, if you are judging this, just know that you're only making it more enjoyable for them and that they would thank you for hating it.

TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some incredibly mature themes involving incest (to a much greater degree than even I was prepared for) and sexual acts involving religious figures...so if that's a total deal breaker for you then check back in 2 weeks time for series 3 which will be a lovely little tale about two gay men shagging eachother instead!

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A priest is a religious leader authorised to perform the sacred rituals of a religion, especially as a mediatory agent between humans and one or more deities. They also have the authority or power to administer religious rites; in particular, rites of sacrifice to, and propitiation of, a deity or deities. Breaking from tradition, the priests of the Carey Family are known for their large penis size and power to initiate sex through the placement of a sanctified hand on the buttocks; precisely the situation which Dan and Lisa find themselves in at the beginning of this chapter of The Country Cottage - an erotic story written by AADIRTYOLDMANINPHX1 for the website Literotica.com

After a couple of beers, and a quick but comprehensive history of the cottage and its inhabitants; Dan and Lisa dive back in and enjoy a bit more family group sex. After a heroic, 4th round of orgasmic eruptions the pair decide to leave the more experienced family members to it and get an early night before the (apparently even more outrageous orgies) of the following day's wedding ceremony.

TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some incredibly mature themes involving incest (to a much greater degree than even I was prepared for) and sexual acts involving religious figures...so if that's a total deal breaker for you then check back in 3 weeks time for series 3 which will be a lovely little tale about two gay men shagging eachother instead!

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Submarines can generally dive to a depth of around 300m. A Los Angeles-class submarine has a test depth of around 450m, but their maximum dive depth is believed to be around 675–900m. The deepest depth a submarine has gone is 10,925 metres. This extraordinary feat was achieved by the Deepsea Challenger in 2012. However, even compared to these extreme examples, Dan and Lisa are most definitely "in deep" as they enter the playpen for the first time in this Chapter of The Country Cottage - an erotic story written by AADIRTYOLDMANINPHX1 for the website Literotica.com. With their stomachs probably still as full of dinner as their hearts are full of hope, they begin their initiation into the family by dropping their pants and joining in some good old fashioned incestuous group sex!

Hopefully by this point, you are, as I am, becoming desensitised to the shock factor of such taboos. However, I still feel it's appropriate to warn you that this chapter very much cashes the cheques that were written in the previous one. Although I am relieved to tell you that, from a reader's perspective, it was certainly no worse than what we've already heard at this point.

TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some incredibly mature themes involving incest (to a much greater degree than even I was prepared for) and sexual acts involving religious figures...so if that's a total deal breaker for you then check back in 4 weeks time for series 3 which will be a lovely little tale about two gay men shagging eachother instead!

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As far as anties go, the only way is up and this second episode of The Country Cottage - an erotic story written by AADIRTYOLDMANINPHX1 for the website Literotica.com certainly does not stray from the status quo in that regard. If you thought last weeks episode was a plunge into the deep end then prepare to swim out over intense darkness of the The Mariana Trench (an oceanic trench located in the western Pacific Ocean, about 200 kilometres east of the Mariana Islands; it is the deepest oceanic trench on Earth).

This latest installment takes things to uncomfortable new depths (up to 97 kilometres below sea level at its deepest) as Dan and Lisa have their boundaries tested by the Carey's twisted sense of what constitutes an appropriate expression of affection between family members and must prove that they are freaky enough to hang out with the weirdos.

Listen with increasing unease as Alice (fresh from combing a load of her brother Ted's semen from her pubic hair) interrogates Lisa about her undergarments. Gasp with indignation as Dan is put on the spot by "Mummy Carol" and her billowing motherly breasts. Fidget uncomfortably as Bob spanks his little "popsy girl" in a way which reminds her how much she used to enjoy being abused by her own father... no seriously. I know.

Still, there's no going back now! Just like Lisa and Dan, you've booked yourself into the Country Cottage and when dinner is served you're just going to have to sit down and eat up.

TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some incredibly mature themes involving incest (to a much greater degree than even I was prepared for) and sexual acts involving religious figures...so if that's a total deal breaker for you then check back in 5 weeks time for series 3 which will be a lovely little tale about two gay men shagging eachother instead!

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Just like the Apollo astronauts who embarked on a brave and perilous journey into the unknown, by listening to the first episode of this exciting, new second series of the Let's Get Sexy podcast, you too are taking a tremendous leap of faith and I admire your fearlessness! Will you be like Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin and step out onto the surface of this new narrative - taking part in a unique and unforgettable moment in the history of humankind as you revel in the exploration of a whole new world at your feet? Or will you be like the other guy, the pathetic one who stayed in the orbiting module and who nobody remembers?

Just kidding, Michael Collins is obviously a complete hero and he would definitely be brave enough to listen to this first episode of The Country Cottage - an erotic story written by AADIRTYOLDMANINPHX1 for the website Literotica.com, if he were still alive. May he rest in peace and if there's any justice in the world then he'll have access to all the best podcasts up there in heaven, including (obviously) this one.

In the first part of his 6 episode series we follow struggling couple Dan and Lisa (different Lisa) as they take a sexy mini-break at the country cottage where things are not quite as they seem. SPOILER ALERT: Everyone is fucking eachother!

TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some incredibly mature themes involving incest (to a much greater degree than even I was prepared for) and sexual acts involving religious figures...so if that's a total deal breaker for you then check back in 6 weeks time for series 3 which will be a lovely little tale about two gay men shagging eachother instead!

I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast!

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Just like most fireworks displays, this story has a slightly underwhelming finale which, despite going off with a bang, fails to deliver the closure that onlookers (or onlisteners) perhaps deserve after gathering outside in the cold and enduring the significant ordeal involved in getting to this point. However, if you've come this far, then you might as well strap in for the third part of the eighteenth chapter of Lesbian Slave Island - an erotic story written by FitnTrim for the website Literotica.com.

I truly wish I had done my research to know whether this story had reached its conclusion before I began narrating it, but I will say that I've enjoyed the ride which has brought me to this point. Just like that time I got on the wrong bus and ended up in the outskirts of Manchester. Fortunately, unlike that time, there's practically no danger of being happy slapped by a gang of yobbos or dropping your keys down a drain and having to spend the afternoon using a coat hanger to try and fish them out again.

While you don't have to worry about those things, you should worry about the intense levels of eroticism you may be exposing your ears to as a result of listening to this finale episode. Things get extremely heated and also, at points, quite disgusting (depending on your tastes). You have been warned!

I hope that in the future there will be more chapters of the series released on Literotica.com - however, at the time of publication this is the last chapter available for consumption! I will keep an eye out for new chapters and find time to record any that come out in the future! I'll also keep an ear to the ground for the full, official publication of the story and let you know where you can get your sticky hands on it!

Thanks to everyone who has listened to the series, thanks to FitnTrim for writing the story and giving me permission to narrate it for this podcast! It's been good fun but I am ready for a new story, so stay tuned to see what that'll be! Next week!

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The amazon river streams thirteen billion one hundred forty million litres of water into the ocean every minute. The Niagara falls has one hundred thirty-eight billion two hundred forty million litres of water flowing over its edge every second. Lisa, the willing slave of 5 hot lesbian owners and mistresses...isn't quite as wet as these geological examples but she's definitely pushing the boundaries of the human body in this regard!

In this second part of the mammoth 18th chapter of Lesbian Slave Island - an erotic story written by FitnTrim for the website Literotica.com - Lisa's arousal and desire for subservient pleasure is far from extinct. In fact, much like the several species of elephant still existing today, her arousal is both large and prone to sudden outbursts. However, unlike the modern elephant, Lisa is not reliant on a long dangly trunk for the satisfaction of her needs. No ma'am!

What does Gloria have in store for Lisa, now that she is taking the reins from her mother? How will Lisa cope with back to back one on one sessions? Will Glora come out of her shell and embrace what it means to take control of a lesbian island sex slave? Ponder no more, as you listen to this exciting penultimate instalment of the series, a chapter that will leave you saying WOW, WOW, WOW!

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After last night’s romantic, sensual and orgasmic encounter with the lovely housekeeper Gabriella, I am running out of superfluous adjectives with which to describe the complete and total hotness of Lisa's slave island adventure! Fear not, this episode does not disappoint! Truly, we are on a roll - a sexy roll - like a german yule log made of penises dipped into a vagina made of warm vanilla custard! Delicious and arousing at the same time.

How will Lisa feel about Gabriella in the morning? Will Helen be jealous of her intimacy with another woman and cast Lisa out on the open ocean like Suraj Sharma in that film where he's stuck on a tiny boat with a great big metaphoric bengal tiger? Maybe Lisa would wash up on another island and carry on her slave fantasies with a volleyball like Tom Hanks in that movie where he takes a really long accidental holiday and his wife leaves him for another man? Will Lisa's libido recover after such a satisfying time with an older lady and can the younger women hope to compete with the experienced hands of a veteran housekeeper who (needless to say) gets into all the nooks and crannies?

Prepare for titillation as my delightful vocals caress your ears and provide the answers to all these questions and more in this excellent first part of the final chapter of Lesbian Slave Island - an erotic story written by FitnTrim for the website Literotica.com

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Oh boy! This is a real doozey of a chapter to delight your ears and ignite your naughty passion with! While it's difficult for Lisa to avoid spending a little bit of time discussing the admin and practical implications of her lifestyle choices, she is able to push beyond the insecurity and into more physically stimulating territory.

Will Lisa be able to win the battle with her emotions and desire to orgasm, just as King Henry the Fifth won an unexpected English victory at the Battle of Agincourt against the numerically superior French army. An outcome that boosted English morale and prestige, crippled France, and started a new period of English dominance in the war that would last for 14 years until France defeated England in the Siege of Orléans in 1429?

Listen with increasingly ragged breathing to the intimate details of what happened during the rest of the afternoon described in chapter 16! Frown with internal discomfort (or possibly smile with delight - if that's what levitates your vessel) as bodily juices are excreted, collected and (in a strange twist) used at one point as a substitute salad dressing! Gasp to yourself as the much belaboured behind of our captive heroine endures yet more punishment! All this and more in this chapter of Lesbian Slave Island - an erotic story written by FitnTrim for the website Literotica.com!

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Let's be honest, more honest than I've been in previous episode summaries, Lesbian Slave Island - an erotic story written by FitnTrim for the website Literotica.com - has has a lot less sex in it than I think we all expected. However, in this chapter, the rays of the erotic sun finally break through the darkening clouds of built up tension and shine down brightly upon us!

Open your ears and bathe in the sexual light as I describe the ways in which the gang, at last having completed their contractual homework and memorised the owners manual, finally begin to use their sex slave for ACTUAL SEX... to an extent. I mean, nobody has an orgasm or anything too crazy, but at this point even the smallest hint of sexuality: a hand on the derriere, a fondle of the breasts or even a finger in the vagina, feel like such an epic victory!

I think you can actually hear the relief in my voice during the second part of the podcast. After leading you all, week after week, through the erotic desert (like Moses leading his people to the promised land) the prospect of reading another chapter without intercourse felt like being trapped between the Pharaoh's advancing army and the impassable Red Sea.

"Then I stretched out my hand over the sea, and FitnTrim drove the sea back by a strong east wind all night and made the sea dry land, and the waters were divided." (Exodus 14:21)

Ironically Moses and crew were fleeing slavery...

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Helen pulls Lisa aside while the other girls enjoy browsing the contract and owners manual (getting stuck into some hot steamy admin as usual). Once the couple are alone, there's nothing to stop them from letting their inhibitions go and indulging fully in yet another reassuring conversation about whether it's actually ok to enjoy BDSM! We get into the weeds with a meaty description of their personal definition of "weirdo" and as usual reach satisfying intellectually sound conclusions about the rights of concenting adults to engage in anything they deem enjoyable in the privacy of their own homes (or billion dollar private islands).

Helen pulls out a whip and Lisa enjoys(?) a few lashes to the derriere and some of the muscle groups supporting her gluteus maximus. If you've been asking yourself if this is the chapter where things finally get sexy; I'd say its marginal.

Long story short: bums are spanked, nips are pinched while ownership and desire to be owned are reaffirmed in this chapter of Lesbian Slave Island - an erotic story written by FitnTrim for the website Literotica.com

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Having got to the bottom of the technical issues in last weeks episode, I invite you to enjoy the intense clarity of my vocals and the rich tambre of my narration. Not unlike the resonant vibrations of a woodwind instrument (for example a bassoon) standing out proudly from the rest of life's confusing orchestra, I work hard to bring you a better performance than ever as I read to you another tale of Lisa and the Island Ladies. Who knows, what will happen in this chapter of Lesbian Slave Island - an erotic story written by FitnTrim for the website Literotica.com?

I'll admit that I certainly do, having recorded this at an earlier date, and if you're interested in hearing a secret then listen closely: YOU CAN TOO! Simply by opening your ears as I relay every detail directly into them (albeit via the inobtrusive medium of the noble podcast).

When are things going to "Get Sexy"?

You might well ask, at this point, why there hasn't been more action for the gang in the vaginal region (for example). I've been wondering this too, so rest assured that the elephant, which has been creeping unceremoniously into the room over the last few weeks, is going to be addressed. If not by Lisa and her owners, then at least by your favourite narration expert (AKA: me) in the analytical breakdown following the story.

I promise, I didn't know it was going to be like this...

In any case, I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast!

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A concluding conclusion to the chapter which was left unconcluded last week. There were a few moments of choppy audio in this episode that I've done my level best to iron out, fortunatly they are only the last few moments, so I hope that doesn't get in the way of your enjoyment of this episode. I apologise if your experience is affected by this section of poor audio; rest assured I will be punishing myself later this evening (although I am likely to be easier on myself than the island girls are on Lisa!)

In this second part of chapter thirteen (of Lesbian Slave Island - an erotic story written by FitnTrim for the website Literotica.com) all the ladies are together on the back porch, getting to grips with the situation and marveling at the total hotness of this incredible opportunity for sex (when/if it ever comes to that). Lisa is humiliated as Sassa lays down the law, forcing her to speak openly about her most deviant sexual desires in a way which shocks the newcomers and arouses a certain degree of internal discomfort. Also, she hasn't had much breakfast, so some of that is probably related to feeling a bit peckish.

Gabriella and Gloria share an awkward mother/daughter moment as sexual appetites and experiences are addressed and young Stephania becomes so excited that Helen is forced to refer her to the stipulations laid out in the contract and owners manual for guidance.

I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast!

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Lisa enjoys a breif moment of being treated like a full human being, even if she isn't permitted to get dressed. In any case, she threw her clothes into a bush days ago, so theres nothing for her to wear even if she wanted to. While the sisters assert their dominance and make sure that the newcomers understand the score, Lisa's mind runs wild with the thoughts of what might happen next!

Will we finally see Lisa have a long overdue orgasm? Will any one else get to climax? Or will we get lost in yet more preliminary discussion and administrative rigamarole? Whatever happens, there are now five hot women on the scene and the erotic tension is building up like magma bubbling under the crest of a mighty volcano...of lesbian BDSM sex.

Will you be caught up in a pyroclastic cloud of hot lesbian gas and highly provocative volcanic matter (collectively known as "sexy tephra") that flows along the ground away from a volcano at average speeds of 100 km/h but is capable of reaching speeds up to 700 km/h? The gases and tephra can reach temperatures of about 1,000 °C (1,800 °F)! Are you prepared for those kinds of temperatures? If not then I suggest that you grab a pair of oven gloves and wrap yourself in a layer of tin foil before you listen to this next chapter of Lesbian Slave Island - an erotic story written by FitnTrim for the website Literotica.com.

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Who's that in the distance? In this chapter of Lesbian Slave Island - an erotic story written by FitnTrim for the website Literotica.com - another pair of sultry beauties for Lisa to enjoy being enjoyed by! Before we've even really explored everthing that the sisters have in store for their young lesbian slave, a couple of new strangers are thrown into the mix and Lisa is already eyeing up her next favourite! Is this bad news for Sassa; Lisa's current hot crush? Shouldn't have left her out in the garden on her own, should you! Silly Sassa!

Top tip: if you want your lesbian slave to remain loyal, taking them to a secluded private island may not be enough to ensure that they aren't let astray by a couple of suspicious strangers. At least they weren't men (thank God for that!) and they weren't too judgemental about Lisa's sexual desires and fantasies; in fact they seem conveniently clued in on how to titilate her - how about that!? Surely there's more to this meeting than meets the eye...

I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast!

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Sassa and Helen, perhaps in need of some reassurance, embark on yet another rehashing of the boundaries of their lesbian slave island fantasy. Lisa, as usual, is nothing but 100% absolutely on board with being put through basically whatever the sisters can dream up to inflict on her; as long as it is within the legal framework of the contractual agreement (OBVIOUSLY).

In this chapter of Lesbian Slave Island - an erotic story written by FitnTrim for the website Literotica.com - we get an in-depth look at the erotic mindset of Lisa as she submits totally to her role as a TOTALLY owned sex slave. Feast your ears on Lisa's troubled inner monologue, gasp with delight at the repetition of her insecurities and bring yourself to the edge of tolerance with the unbelievably hot dialogue as she endures a nasty spanking, a roll in a muddy puddle and the humiliation of both knee-walking and having her tongue grabbed. All while forbidden to masturbate; despite her desperate urge to do so!

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First of all, I like to apologise for the pathetic length of this episode - much in the way that a less well endowed man might apologise for their phallic inadequacy. I just so happens that the 10th chapter of Lesbian Slave Island - an erotic story written by FitnTrim for the website Literotica.com - is a particularly short chapter and in the service of faithfully reproducing the story as it is currently published; my hands were bound (much in the way that Lisa's have been at various points throughout this series. However, I can absolutely promise that it will never happen again (because this chapter is the only short one) and all future episodes of the LET'S GET SEXY podcast will be full feature length productions!

Nevertheless, in this chapter, Lisa is pushed to yet more extremes and undergoes her official lesbian slave initiation ceremony as well as a whole list (literally a list) of other humiliating and demeaning submissive acts in impress her new owners!

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It seems as though time has slowed down for Lisa and the sisters as the morning drags on into another chapter. Helen takes some erotic photographs and Sassa gets some time alone with Lisa to push the chariot fantasy to its next phase. Listen closely to the descriptions of various bodily fluids and humiliating erotic scenarios in this chapter of Lesbian Slave Island - an erotic story written by FitnTrim for the website Literotica.com

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The thrilling conclusion to last weeks big cliff-hanger! Lisa and the gang get into the weeds, exploring the depths of their most intimate desires in this chapter of Lesbian Slave Island - an erotic story written by FitnTrim for the website Literotica.com. What will the sordid sisters make lovable Lisa do next? There's only one way to find out (if you don't know how to read - in which case this message is redundant - or if you're struggling to spell FitnTrim so much that you can't find their stories on the Literotica website) and that's by listening to me read it to you!

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Chapter 8 is an absolute mammoth of a chapter - in the sense that it is large, not hairy or extinct - so please forgive me for splitting it up into two seperate episodes of the podcast and making you wait a whole 'nother week for the firey conclusion and the reading of the comments section.

In this first part of chapter 8 of Lesbian Slave Island - an erotic story written by FitnTrim for the website Literotica.com - Lisa dons a clothing for the first time in a weeks and joins Helen and Sassa as they embark on a multi-stage journey to the island where they enjoy various luxuries (including wall cloths??) and are introduced to a mysterious new character!

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Even though we have yet to reach the tropical island, where the main action of this story must surely take place, Lisa and the sisters take things to a new level in their erotic fantasy. Now that Helen is back in the room, the training of the slave gets fully underway and Lisa is pushed further than she has ever been before; in this overview of the time preceding their departure. Let your imagination run wild (as wild as a horse) as you enjoy this chapter of Lesbian Slave Island - an erotic story written by FitnTrim for the website Literotica.com.

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Lisa and Sassa waste absolutely no time at all in resuming the firey passions of the night before as yet more lashes rain down, on what must be already quite a sore derriere, in this chapter of Lesbian Slave Island - an erotic story written by FitnTrim for the website Literotica.com.

I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast which was so EROTIC that the authour profaced it with a warning about its extreme potential to arouse and delight its audience.

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I've upgraded my production know-how and I think it really shows in this episode of the podcast - although when I say "shows" I mean it in a strictly non-visible, audio based fashion. Hopefully my boosted oral clarity supercharges your listening experience for this fifth chapter where Lisa, Sassa and Helen finally break down the walls of restraint and endulge themselves in the firey, passionate, sexual climax of this pre-island section of Lesbian Slave Island - an erotic story written by FitnTrim for the website Literotica.com.

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Apologies in advance about the husky, almost gravely, texture of my vocals in this episode. I had a bit of a sore throat the week before and, even though I thought I was fully recovered at the time of recording, I can now hear that I was a couple of Lem-sips short of a full bill of health!

Luckily, it does warm up a bit as the recording goes on and thank goodness because this was a cracking chapter of Lesbian Slave Island - an erotic story written by FitnTrim for the website Literotica.com - although I feel obliged to warn you in advance (assuming that you read this description before listening) that there is a bit of naughty whipping of the buttocks, back and thighs which some listeners may find disturbing (others may find it erotic, I am still undecided I think).

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I've really gotten the hang of it, as I delight in reading aloud the deepest and darkest of Lisa's erotic fantasies, in this third installment of Lesbian Slave Island - an erotic story written by FitnTrim for the website Literotica.com. Thanks for staying with us through those early teething episodes!

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Experience the next exciting part of Lesbian Slave Island - an erotic story written by FitnTrim for the website Literotica.com - now with slightly better production and a revised format. The only way is up, as I get my eye in visa vis the whole podcasting thing.

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HELLO NEW PODCAST LISTENER! -update 05/12/23

Don't start with this episode!

I know there is often a sense that people feel, when they try out a new podcast, that they should start with the first episode. However, I want to give you fair warning that the first series of the podcast (and particularly the first few episodes) are not very good! I was coming in with no experience, which I think I mentioned at the time but after listening back to some of the early ones more recently (and seeing from the insights helpfully provided by Acast that this is where most people start) I really do feel obliged to discourage you from feeling that you're missing out by skippping straight to a more recent series!

I see from the statistics that the vast majority of downloads each month are of this episode and many who listen to it decide, not unreasonably, that it is not worth sticking with. Which is a shame beacuse I really hit my stride later on and Lesbian Slave Island is not representative of all that this podcast has to offer. I have considered just deleting this first series but I leave it up because I think its nice to keep a record of where things started, both for my own humility and in case people find it interesting. I like to think that I'm still getting better with each new series, learning new things, upgrading my equipment and finding my voice. I have also got a bit better at choosing stories which work for the format and one of the big lessons in series one was that Lesbian Slave Island was not a particularly good pick (even if it does retain a special place in my heart). By all means, if you like the later episodes and feel like you want to go back and experience the origins of Let's Get Sexy, then please do.

(Original Description)

Everything has to start somewhere and in this first episode, I don't really know what I'm doing yet! Prepare to be underwhelmed by this mediocre first attempt at a podcast but hopefully enjoy the inexpert level narration and abundant enthusiasm of a newbie broadcaster as I read the first chapter of Lesbian Slave Island - an erotic story written by FitnTrim for the website Literotica.com.

Stay tuned for future episodes which are much better produced, with a much more organised format!

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