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Recap of The Good, The Bad & The Ugly newsmakers of the week

Man took out gun then stole diapers because it "was a sign of him having money'??? California school district superintendent fired for threatening students who didn't clap for her daughter, Japanese rice balls rolled in women's armpits are 10 times more expensive than regular rice balls

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Florida Man who goes by 'Pee Wee' accused of exposing self to shoppers at Target, Walmart and Burlington stores, Sex offender asks Norway Supreme Court to declare social media access a human right, Rapper OsamaSon flat out rips off Iron Maiden art work and then wonders why the band is suing him

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Another Boeing whistleblower suddenly dies...It was dollar hot dog night and a NY Mets fan is escorted out of stadium after trying to pull off the 9-9-9...9 beers and 9 hot dogs in 9 innings, Headline of the week contender: Meth, pills and farm animals seized during traffic stop in Yolo County

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Florida Man arrested after allegedly battering sibling with fried chicken, It looks like we have another face-eating incident...Las Vegas edition, Brown bear named Juniper at Seattle Zoo proceeds to eat an entire family of ducks as parents and children watch in horror

Priest allegedly spent $40K on Candy Crush and Mario Kart Tour using a church credit card, Dave & Busters is now going to let you gamble on arcade games, 40-yr-old Turkish man had his brain cavity pierced by overzealous dentist, 'Cheeseball Man' delivers on promise to eat 'entire tub of cheeseballs' in NYC's Union Square

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NC toddler was convinced she had 'monsters' in her room...turned out it was just 65,000 bees in her bedroom wall, The Taliban is working to attract tourists to Afghanistan, Furor after video emerges of group of young boaters dumping trash into the ocean off Boca Raton

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Caleb Williams broke Caitlin Clark's draft night record for amount of merchandise sold, ABC News has fired 'angry' weatherman who appeared of Good Morning America and World News Tonight for the last 10 years, Tourists on safari tour in Africa got up close a nd personal with two lions who had sex on top of their tour truck

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If you found an emergency airplane slide, Delta would like it back, The US Postal Service has seen an uptick in newspapers using them to deliver papers, Indian woman will need surgery after inhaling nose pin

New study concludes that the sound of traffic might kill you, Robbery suspect threatens restaurant staff with sword before fleeing with adult beverage, 4 zebras escaped along I-90 near Seattle when driver stopped to 'secure' trailer

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Fishing trip turns deadly when man pulls gun and shoots buddy, We have a cheese controversy after a vegan cheese was selected to win award at competition, Al is a lonely guy who lives in Sweetwater, Texas...Al put up a billboard to try and find a good woman

Canadian man in hospital after being bitten by 'toilet rat', Mom's welcome babies Johnny Cash and June Carter on same day at same hospital, Afroman has reworked 'Because I Got High' with lyrics inspired by Hunter Biden's woes

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High school athletic director arrested and accused of framing school's principal by using AI-generated hate recording, Ghana man studying forestry in Alabama sets world record by hugging 1123 trees in an hour, town in Japan to block view of Mt. Fuji citing bad behavior by tourists

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

County's hazardous waste collection event has to be evacuated because of hazardous waste, 'Karen' facing sexual battery charge for pulling down teen's skirt in Utah restaurant, $800 'Pee Stain' jeans immediately sold out online

21 yr-old woman fighting for her life after drinking insect-filled vending machine coffee, Giant pandas attacked zookeeper in China who had 'snacks', Couple from Utah accidentally 'returned' their pet cat to Amazon along with 5 pairs of work boots

Recap of The Good, The Bad & The Ugly newsmakers of the week

Man accused of pouring bleach into hatchery tank, killing around 20K young salmon, Tax assessor arrested after lowering his own property taxes...twice, Cruise around town in a $29K street legal casket hot rod

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Nestle destroys 2 million Perrier bottles after fecal bacteria discovered in one of its wells, Male OnlyFans star named 'Girthmaster" says he's making $80K a month with his goods, Buddhist temple made of 1.5 million beer bottles left in ruin after collapsing

Owen Wilson turned down $12 million to star in a movie that portrayed OJ Simpson as innocent, Pregnant woman claims a road rager pointed a gun at her and her kids and then threw spaghetti on them, Twerking vandals cause $25K in damage at business, Thief returns man's mother's stolen ashes, keeps his custom car

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Large amount of 'ancient dynamite' forces neighborhood evacuation, Lawsuit claims that prisoners had to resort to cooling off with 'toilet water' during Texas heatwave,2 horses that were spooked broke free and ran through the streets of London during morning rush hour

Large amount of 'ancient dynamite' forces neighborhood evacuation, Lawsuit claims that prisoners had to resort to cooling off with 'toilet water' during Texas heatwave,2 horses that were spooked broke free and ran through the streets of London during morning rush hour

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

120,000 chickens killed in fire at egg farm in Utah, NOAA is offering a $20,000 reward for information on who shot and killed a dolphin, Cuba apologizes to Canada for delivering wrong body to grieving family in Montreal

A Georgia woman was accused of stabbing her boyfriend in the butt with a fork, Headline of the week contender: Felon who eluded cops after swinging sword, huffing nitrous found in porta-potty, Today is Administrative Professionals Day...formerly 'secretaries day'

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Canadian man is ticketed and told to get a vehicle inspection after he was caught using a VICE GRIP as a steering wheel, Indiana man accused of shooting neighbor over lawn mowing dispute, 9-yr-old boy wins European seagull screeching competition

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Kanye West is reportedly thinking about starting his own porn studio called 'Yeezy Porn', Teen convicted of 'disgusting' act with a horse told man who stopped him, he "loved them", If you have been in the market for a flame-throwing robo-dog, great news...The Thermonator is now available

Kanye West is reportedly thinking about starting his own porn studio called 'Yeezy Porn', Teen convicted of 'disgusting' act with a horse told man who stopped him, he "loved them", If you have been in the market for a flame-throwing robo-dog, great news...The Thermonator is now available

Kanye West is reportedly thinking about starting his own porn studio called 'Yeezy Porn', Teen convicted of 'disgusting' act with a horse told man who stopped him, he "loved them", If you have been in the market for a flame-throwing robo-dog, great news...The Thermonator is now available

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State senator and former tv meteorologist accused of burglary, Angry man is now a cult hero after barricading himself inside car dealership that was screwing him over, Tom Brady will be roasted LIVE on Netflix on Cinco de Mayo

74-year-old woman arrested in connection to armed robbery, The 'Big Nude Boat' will set sale from Miami and please sit on a towel, Man arrested on misdemeanor charges after he had an open flame going in a stolen shopping cart and was using a sword to bbq meat on Street near Santa Monica pier

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

A glitch deleted 'Philadelphia" from Instagram and Facebook, Man pulled a gun on a fast-food worker who refused to accept drugs as payment, Jacksonville FLORIDA MAN uses bare hands to wrestle 8-ft alligator in street

Two arrested for railroad track theft after removing nearly half a mile of track and selling it to scrap yard, Psychology professor did study on who actually likes loud cars, Man fights off an alligator attack by using a screwdriver

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Grandmother arrested after allegedly helping granddaughter beat up classmate, A middle-schooler assaulted another kid with a Stanley drink container, Tow United Airlines pilots have been suspended after video emerges of a Colorado Rockies coach sitting in captain's chair mid-flight

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

On 4/20 a fire broke out at a marijuana grow warehouse in Oakland, Man killed after random stranger stabs him in the neck in casino, Tom Selleck reveals he has never used email or sent a text.

USA's tallest building is a go...construction to start in July...in Oklahoma City, Never mind a 4-day work week...Ecuador is ordering a 3-day week to deal with energy shortage, Group of idiots decide to pull black bear cubs out of a tree to use as props for selfies

Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week

Louisiana woman arrested after 4 ounces of cocaine found in her 7-yr-old son's cubby at school, Pickleball enthusiasts join inmates for jail tournament, The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders are getting their own reality series on Netflix

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

British tourist severely injured after misjudging jump from cliff onto rocks below, Michigan police say assault at homeless camp started over 'subpar sushi', Tim Hortons accidentally informed thousands of customers they had won a $55K Tracker fishing boat

Jason Derulo cancelled his SeaWorld show after being prodded to by PETA, Person pretending to be Aaron Rodgers conned a gullible woman in Ohio, Restaurant offers a free bottle of wine if you will give up your phone during meal, Woman tried to obtain a fraudulent loan by pulling a 'Weekend at Bernie's' style move

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I.R.S. agents raided the Florida home of rapper Tekashi 6ix9ine yesterday, Health Department warning after woman dies of lead poisoning after using hemorrhoid ointment, Florida Man who took a trip to Switzerland discovers what cell phone roaming fees are after getting $143,000 bill

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Police say drunk Clearwater captain fell off tour boat he was commanding with 30 people on board, OnlyFans women made $250K doing 122 spring breakers in Cancun, Police discover 8-yr-old driving around downtown St. Louis while mom was passed out in backseat

Today is national banana day...29% of American eat them green? Pepsi is recalling one of their 'zero sugar' products...because it's loaded with sugar, Airline caterers go on strike in Canada, Looks like reclining seats on airplanes are being phased out

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According to The Wall Street Journal, shepherds us AXE body spray to prevent sheep from fighting, Some clown in Memphis tried to rob a store by threatening clerk with a 5-foot snake, An elephant escaped from a travelling circus and was running loose in the streets of Butte, Montana

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

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Man accused of firing gun after breaking down on I-93 to 'get someone's attention...' Tampa fire union president arrested after urinating in public while drunk...pulls out the 'do you know who I am' card, Is it true that gay people are often the youngest sibling in their family?

H&R Block's downloaded software crashed on tax day preventing thousands of people from filing their returns, Owners of Ford Bronco used in OJ Simpson chase are now wanting to cash in by selling the vehicle...for at least $1.5 million, New home security start-up has designed a camera that fires paintballs at intruders

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Canadian man is being harassed with endless pizza deliveries to his home and job, So now it turns out 'Fool's Gold' my actually be valuable, Ever hear of an 'Eggplant Deformity' neither had we, but it has to do with fracturing your penis while sleeping

Healthcare worker inserted acupuncture needles in a patient and went home and fell asleep, Headless body found after washing up on Howard beach in Queens, World's oldest conjoined twins have died, Rogue towing company tried to snatch a car that a couple were driving on San Francisco street

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Dallas city's new building permit office closed because it was not up to code, Men caught destroying protected rock formations that were a millions of years old, 2 New Jersey men arrested for allegedly stealing at least 140 shopping carts worth $30K, Canadian man crashed his car while reaching for fried chicken

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Iron Maiden's Bruce Dickinson announced a couple of last minute solo gigs and then manned the box office to sell tickets, It Happened Again: Golf edition, St. Louis man with vet obvious neck tattoo alleged to have stolen $1500 worth of vibrators, John Wayne Bobbitt has now lost all of his toes due to camp Lejeune contaminated water

Hand sanitizer, aloe gel recalled over warnings it could cause comas or blindness, Man endures 'snake suicide' rather than be arrested, Kid's pet octopus surprises him with 50 babies, Man patents hands-free popcorn bucket

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German art museum fires worker for hanging his own painting in gallery, Florida Man found drunk and naked sitting in garbage can, Woman claims that stolen Jeep was a gift from a 'Waffle House customer"...

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

United Airlines flight diverts after dog unloads in first class aisle, Polish priest jailed after man collapsed from too many erectile drugs at cleric's sex party, Elderly North Carolina woman says man used her car to sexually pleasure himself for years

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It's now in style to have faux braces on your teeth? School bus driver fired after stopping on tracks as freight train approached, Woman is Venice Florida heard loud banging on her porch and discovered an 8-foot alligator had entered her house through screen door

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Traffic camera in East Cleveland issued a ticket to a grandmother after her minivan was spotted 'speeding' on flatbed tow truck, Kentucky man strikes plea deal in case where he faked his own death to avoid paying child support, Texas weatherman got all emotional during the eclipse...'there it is, the diamond ring"..

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

'Suspect' and 'victims' staged robbery when armed bystander stepped in and shot and killed 'suspect', It happened again: Camping edition, Woman and her 18-yr-old daughter arrested and accused of travelling the country to give illegal butt injections

NYC latest place to roll out 'barnacle' windshield boots to force parking violators to pay, Man claims a Vegas hotel staff used his toothbrush to clean, Eight men ran a beer heist ring that stole Corona and Modelo worth hundreds of thousands of dollars

Guy was getting a vasectomy when the east coast earthquake hit, Police say deputy was living a double-life as a member of Outlaws Motorcycle Club, Irish man appeared fully nude in court over arrest that involved his missing emotional support cat, Employee shot at Chipotle during argument with customer over guacamole

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Man arrested for allegedly rubbing his buttocks against water fountain in park, Interactive map has been updated to reveal average penis size by country, NYC resident had enough of packages being stolen from porch-confronts thief after setting trap

KISS just sold their catalog, name and logo for $300 million, Doctor claims toast is healthier than bread, Shaq threw the Olympic gold medal he won in 1996 out of the car window as he was driving back to Orlando, Porch pirate dressed as a black trash bag snatched package

Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week

$32K stolen from woman after Uber struck by another vehicle while on way to make deposit, In other Uber news, 1/3 of Uber drivers say they have been in an accident, Aggressive wild turkey: School pickup line edition

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Italian island overrun by goats is offering them free to anyone who can catch them, Bite from toilet rat hospitalizes man in Canada, Plus-size model connected with a guy on Hinge and had him fix stuff around her place and then broke up with him

Man arrested for belting Walgreens manager with bible...on Easter Sunday, South Korean newscaster to be disciplined after alleged drunken broadcast, A woman's dying wish was to have "The Grim Reaper" show up at her funeral, Customer pulls gun on Burger King employee for giving him a DISCOUNT...

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Man accused of climbing Miami cellphone tower said he "worked for T-Mobile and was making repairs", Balding fugitive contacts police and requests they stop mentioning his receding hairline in their social posts, Are you ready for the next instalment in the Poohniverse? Bambi: The Reckoning