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On this New Year’s special episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris kick back with a relaxed end-of-year pod with listener messages, reflections on a huge year, and absolutely no pressure… until bowling enters the conversation.

The lads look back on some unforgettable podcast moments, react to thoughtful listener questions about football pressure, injuries, and dressing room dynamics, and share a genuinely moving message about prostate health awareness.

Then, in true Crouchy fashion, things take a sharp turn as a simple listener question sparks a full-blown debate about ten-pin bowling.

Is a perfect bowling game harder than a hole-in-one? Why does everyone think they’re better at bowling than they actually are? What’s the most embarrassing thing you can do on a bowling date — and when did bowling shoes quietly disappear forever?

It’s light-hearted, nostalgic, unexpectedly philosophical, and the perfect way to see in the New Year with the pod.

Happy New Year from the lads — and yes, most of the episode really does end up being about bowling.

00:00 - New Year’s Eve pod begins & relaxed holiday vibes

01:02 - Reflecting on podcast highlights from the year

02:05 - Wild journey home stories & “investment opportunities” tease

03:29 - Listener question: are managers hiding injuries?

04:16 - Emotional prostate health message from a listener

05:27 - Can players really fake injuries? Dressing room reality

06:46 - Playing through illness & injections in football

08:10 - Listener sparks the bowling debate: how hard is a perfect game?

09:24 - Is a hole-in-one actually easier than bowling 300?

11:21 - Worst possible bowling behaviour on a date

12:41 - Why getting a strike is still somehow awkward

14:04 - The mystery of bowling shoes disappearing

16:15 - Where do bowling pins actually go?

18:20 - The embarrassment of owning a bowling ball

20:00 - Realising the whole episode became about bowling

20:26 - Happy New Year & Darts of Destiny intro

21:19 - Darts of Destiny finale drama

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On this week’s Christmas special of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris fully embrace the festive spirit — with a twist only football could provide. Forget the traditional nativity, because the lads bring you a football-themed retelling of the Christmas story, featuring familiar faces like Mary Earps, Angel Di Maria, Dean Windass, Peter Schmeichel, and a baby Gabriel Jesus born not in Bethlehem… but firmly in football folklore.

With festive jumpers on, beers flowing, and absolutely no attempt to take things seriously, Crouchy leads the lads through a chaotic, laugh-out-loud Christmas tale that somehow manages to celebrate football heritage and the true meaning of Christmas all at once. There’s donkey impressions, questionable accents, proud dad moments, and just enough sentimentality to remind everyone what the season is all about.

To round things off, the Darts of Destiny makes its Christmas return, with league points, pressure throws, and big regrets on the line — all in support of a brilliant cause.

Merry Christmas from all of us at That Peter Crouch Podcast 🎄⚽

Chumbawamba 

00:00 - Festive jumpers, beers & Christmas vibes

01:29 - Christmas Eve traditions & pub confessions

02:50 - “The true meaning of Christmas” football-style

03:32 - Introducing the football Nativity story

03:45 - The Nativity begins: Mary Earps & Joseph Cole

04:15 - Angel Di Maria delivers the big news

05:03 - King Ledley’s decree & the journey begins

05:42 - Dean Windass enters as the donkey

06:33 - No room at the inn… Manuel Neuer says no

07:10 - Peter Schmeichel offers the stable

07:56 - Gabriel Jesus is born in the Nicky Banger

08:35 - Shepherds receive the heavenly announcement

09:17 - The Three Kings arrive with gifts

09:47 - “What Christmas is all about”

10:26 - Proud dad energy & jumper appreciation

12:44 - Darts of Destiny returns

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids and Chris are joined by a former teammate - with spells at Arsenal, Liverpool, Stoke and Portsmouth (as well as being a long-time friend of the pod!) winger Jermaine Pennant for one of the most honest and equally hilarious conversations the pod has ever had.

Jermaine opens up about being labelled “wasted talent”, growing up with zero structure, and how a late ADHD diagnosis finally helped him understand the chaos, impulsive decisions and moments that defined his career. From becoming a £2m teenager at Arsenal to playing in a Champions League final with Liverpool, Pennant reflects on the highs, the lows, and the managers who either got the best out of him — or completely missed the mark.

The lads also dig into dressing-room dynamics, the importance of man-management, why Steve Bruce got it right, why Rafa Benítez didn’t, and how football ultimately became Jermaine’s escape from childhood trauma. There are laugh-out-loud stories (including one unforgettable pair of Liverpool boots), emotional moments, and a powerful reminder that success isn’t always as simple as trophies and appearances.

Plus, we’ve got darts chaos, Christmas plans, league twists and classic Crouchy tangents.

As always — get involved in the comments. 🎯⚽

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Welcome back & Sids’ birthday chaos

02:45 – Four-day celebrations and golf madness

05:12 – Christmas elves, parenting panic & festive pressure

08:01 – Lingerie shopping: why men shouldn’t attempt it

11:04 – Premier League predictions fallout

13:18 – Sunderland sh*thousery & relegation worries

15:42 – Christmas football, darts & festive fancy dress fears

18:28 – Darts of Destiny explained

20:41 – Jermaine Pennant joins the podcast

22:06 – Life after football & media work

24:38 – Pennant opens up on ADHD diagnosis

27:12 – Understanding past mistakes through ADHD

29:44 – Football as an escape from childhood trauma

32:18 – Signing for Arsenal at 15 with zero structure

35:01 – Unreal talent in the Arsenal youth setup

38:22 – Why Pennant thrived when he was playing

41:04 – Steve Bruce vs Rafa Benítez: man-management clash

44:06 – Liverpool dressing room stories & boot chaos

47:12 – Champions League final regrets

50:01 – Turning down Everton to chase Liverpool dream

53:18 – Birmingham relegation & waiting for the big move

56:02 – Why first spells at clubs were always the best

59:14 – What managers misunderstood about Pennant

1:03:22 – Redefining success, legacy & self-acceptance

1:07:48 – Jermaine Pennant wraps up & farewells

1:09:30 – Darts of Destiny challenge begins

1:11:52 – Chris’ pressure & final darts reactions

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On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids and Chris dive head-first into the biggest football flashpoint of the weekend — Mohamed Salah’s explosive post-match comments.

The lads break down exactly what he said, what he meant, and why this moment could signal a major turning point in his relationship with Liverpool. From dressing-room dynamics to how senior players should handle being benched.

The boys also react to the World Cup 2026 group draw, sharing their early predictions, fears, and inevitable chaos ahead of the tournament. 

There’s also an emotional fan-gift reveal, nostalgic tales of Jose Enrique’s shoes, surprise cameos from a dubiously named road, and a proper Premier League roundup including Arsenal-Villa madness, Chelsea-Everton history, Palace-City patterns, and more.

What do you make of Salah’s interview? And how are we feeling about England’s route to 2026?

Also, please let us know what YOU’D like us to do for the World Cup down in the comments, or via our socials below!

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Cold open & subscribe push 

03:00 – Jingle Bell Ball stories & backstage chaos 

06:00 – Fan gifts, Jose Enrique’s shoes talk returns 

08:20 – First deep dive into Salah’s controversial interview 

10:40 – Salah press-officer moment & grainy clip discussion 

13:15 – Arsenal/Villa reaction + Crouchy in the crowd chaos 

15:50 – Lando Norris shoutout & superstition around the pod 

17:40 – Predictions scoreboard argument + maths accusations 

19:30 – Chelsea vs Everton preview & stat shock of 1994 drought 

22:45 – “Five” / CrouchFest music segment

25:00 – Palace vs Man City history & Townsend volley memories 

27:10 – Haier sponsorship

29:40 – World Cup draw production chaos & Donald Trump’s cameo 

32:00 – Kickoff times controversy & USA trip ideas (road trip?) 

35:00 – Tailgating, BBQ on tour & “rubbing your meat across America” 

40:00 – England’s group, early confidence, and knockout path chat 

45:00 – Which nations could surprise? Outsider picks debated 

50:30 – Heat in North America & players suffering—historic Ireland stories return 

55:00 – Substitutes in the dressing room due to heat?! 

58:00 – Emotional listener email (Hayley) + Crouchy sorts darts tickets (feel-good ending)

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This week on That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are joined by musician, Liverpool fan and long-time friend of the pod Miles Kane for an episode full of nostalgia, chaos and unbelievable storytelling. From the early days knocking about in Belsize Park to creating his brand-new album Sunlight in the Shadows with Dan Auerbach of the Black Keys, Miles lifts the lid on the madness, the music and the moments that shaped him.

We get into FIFA soundtracks, Sky Sports montages and why football and music share the same obsessive mindset. Miles also tells the incredible story of how his childhood hero Roberto Baggio inspired one of his most emotional tracks — and how that song led him all the way to Baggio’s house in Italy for one of the most surreal lunches of his life.

There’s backstage mayhem with Arctic Monkeys, broken ribs in five-a-side, fashion eras gone wrong, and a whole lot of love for the city of Liverpool. It’s a proper journey through the highs, the lessons and the moments that stay with you forever.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Blockbuster nostalgia & video shop memories

04:00 – VHS rentals, Soho shops & Warhammer confusion

06:00 – Crouchy’s weekend: Andy Carroll hat trick & The Greatest Showman

08:11 – Tribute to Billy Bonds & West Ham memories

09:37 – Predictions league: Sid pulls away

11:49 – Palace V United reaction & Amorim tunnel reaction

12:02 – Leeds v Liverpool preview (Paddy Power’s Big Weekend)

14:33 – Are Liverpool turning a corner?

18:24 – Bet builder decisions & odds boost

20:26 – Brighton v Villa preview & the ‘horny draw’ debate

22:31 – Sponsored segment (Haier) & discount code

24:33 – Miles Kane arrives on the pod

25:27 – Recording the new album in Nashville with Dan Auerbach

31:06 – The Roberto Baggio song story begins

34:01 – Miles meets Baggio in Italy

37:10 – The aftermath: calling his mum & crying in the car

41:05 – Arctic Monkeys Roundhouse story & mid-gig cameo

44:13 – Why Miles quit five-a-side after breaking ribs & elbows

54:00 – Gig crowds, global touring & life post-album release

01:00:25 – The live musical performance & reaction from the lads 

01:10:15 – Susie Dent breaks down the surname origin ‘Tancock’ 

01:14:41 – Listener message: she becomes “Mrs Corner” & the lads lose it

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris and Sids sit down with Joe Cole, former England international, Premier League winner and Champions League finalist, to dive into the untold stories behind his new book Luxury Player.

The lads get stuck into Joe’s early rise as a teenage sensation, the madness of being splashed across the papers at 15, and how fame shaped him long before he stepped onto a Premier League pitch. Joe opens up about the pressure, the jealousy, the misconceptions, and how he found his way through it.

The conversation also takes us inside Chelsea during the Mourinho revolution — the moment Joe realised everything had changed, what training was really like under Jose, and how that era set the foundations for years of dominance. There’s plenty of England nostalgia too: World Cups, quarter-finals, dressing room pranks, and the gut-punch reality of injuries cutting short international dreams.

It’s honest, funny, nostalgic and full of elite-level insight — a proper football chat with one of the game’s most naturally gifted players. And yes, there’s tales wine-tasting chaos, mascot scandals, and insight into a black cab driver giving massages at Chelsea… Strap in.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 — Crouchy opens the pod

01:15 — Crouchy, Carragher & Roy Keane at Football For Change

03:45 — Roy Keane art gallery story

05:00 — Richarlison goal & prediction chaos

09:50 — Hole-in-one vs 147 debate

15:30 — Arsenal vs Chelsea predictions

20:50 — FA Cup memories & Haier ad read

22:40 — Introducing Joe Cole

23:30 — Nick Collins falling-off-ladder clip

25:55 — Joe’s Sunday Brunch wine-tasting disaster

32:10 — Reconstructing memories for the book

33:50 — Being on the front page at 15

35:15 — Teacher mocking Joe about money

36:10 — Being a target at away grounds

43:00 — Joe’s dad turning down Sir Alex’s mascot invite

45:30 — West Ham principles & giving tickets away

53:00 — Discussion about “Luxury Player” label

01:03:50 — Desailly & the World Cup at Chelsea

01:04:20 — Mourinho arrives & changes everything

01:21:00 — England heartbreak & final reflections

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads sit down with Premier League and England goalkeeping legend Joe Hart for an unbelievably honest, funny and revealing chat about the wildest moments of his career. From the chaotic early days at Manchester City and their takeover era, to the surreal Aguero title-winner scenes, Joe takes us inside the dressing room, the pressure, and the mentality of surviving as a top-level No.1.

He opens up on the brutal moment Pep Guardiola told him he wasn’t part of the new City vision, the emotional rollercoaster of being England’s first-choice keeper, and the madness of shooting sessions with Beckham, Rooney, Gerrard, Lampard and Crouchy himself. The lads also go deep on team culture, loans, being replaced, punditry life, and even why goalkeepers should be allowed to wear hats again.

And of course, there are stories from the 2010 World Cup dartboard battles, arguments with Declan Rice, and Joe’s new extreme-challenge podcast. Let us know in the comments — what would YOU have done in Joe’s position when Pep arrived?

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – England negativity & international break chat 

00:08:58 – Joe Hart introduced; 2010 World Cup darts stories 

00:13:36 – Quick-fire round: stadiums, managers & teammates 

00:18:34 – Goalkeeper hats, towels & old-school traditions 

00:36:02 – The Man City takeover & Robinho signing shock 

00:37:24 – Loan to Birmingham; rivalry with Shay Given 

00:38:02 – Paddy Power’s Big Weekend Fixture and predictions break

00:45:16 – Becoming City No.1 with Shay Given on the bench 

00:51:14 – Pep Guardiola arrives & drops Joe Hart 

00:52:53 – Joe explains talking with Pep afterwards 

00:54:40 – Aguero moment & iconic celebration behind the scenes 

00:59:30 – Title-winning night & surreal Man United awards 

01:01:19 – Being England No.1 & dealing with constant changes 

01:05:41 – England shooting sessions with elite attackers 

01:23:48 – Working on Match of the Day as a pundit 

01:25:39 – Joe Hart’s new podcast & the “mind over everything” concept

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Steve are joined by two of football’s most iconic gaffers — Tony Pulis and Mick McCarthy. 

Between them, they’ve seen it all: Premier League survival battles, international tournaments, and the changing face of English football. The lads dig deep into what it really means to be a manager — from adapting your tactics to your players, to dealing with the press, to that gut-wrenching moment when you know “the game’s gone.”

Tony opens up about his no-nonsense days at Stoke, why long grass was a tactical weapon, and the dark art of winning ugly. Mick recalls his highs with Ireland, his time at Wolves, and the unforgettable press conference moment that went viral for all the wrong reasons. Together, they share hilarious behind-the-scenes stories, harsh truths about modern football, and surprisingly tender reflections on what they miss — and don’t miss — about life in the dugout.

It’s a masterclass in management, packed with wisdom, wit, and a few classic gaffer blow-ups. Strap in for old-school honesty and some brilliant football nostalgia — and let us know in the comments… has the game really gone?

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Intro chaos: Zoom setup and the “reverse Planet Earth” start

00:12 – Chris’s story from the Wicked premiere with Ariana Grande

00:07:50 – The lads debrief Sids’ FA Cup draw

00:12:59 – Mick & Tony join the show — “Two legendary managers in the room”

00:15:20 – Respect between rival managers and the old-school pos match wine

00:17:00 – McCarthy tells the story of losing a Sids to Fulham — “I told him to f*** off!”

00:20:00 – Growing up in South Wales and fighting to make it in football

00:23:00 – Tony’s tactical evolution: from Stoke’s long throws to Palace’s flair

00:30:00 – The philosophy debate: tactics vs adapting to players

00:33:00 – Managing upwards and the modern football hierarchy

00:36:00 – Sids asks: “When did the game go?” (VAR, grass length, overprotection)

00:43:00 – Mick & Tony on VAR killing the emotion of football

00:49:00 – Viral fame: Mick McCarthy’s “it can!” meme

00:53:00 – “Never slate your players”: The golden rule of press conferences

00:55:00 – Would they ever return to management?

01:00:00 - GW12 predictions

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Sids, and Chris sit down with Mary Earps — 2022 Euros winner with England’s Lionesses, World Cup finalist, and Golden Glove winner — for an incredibly raw and inspiring chat.

Mary opens up about her toughest career moments, including being dropped from the England squad, struggling to pay rent, and nearly walking away from football altogether. 

The lads dig into how she bounced back to become one of the world’s best, her move to Paris, and what it’s really like living life under the spotlight after the Euros win. Plus, the usual chaos: Sids’s FA Cup draw dilemma, tough gameweek 11 predictions, and why Erling Haaland’s robot dance might be crossing the line...

This one’s part football, part life lesson — and fully That Peter Crouch Podcast.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – 02:00 | Crouchy & the lads debate Haaland’s “robot” celebration

04:00 – 07:00 | Crouchy’s Orlando trip and the “67” mystery

10:00 – 11:20 | Breaking news: Do we get a paint sponsor deal live?

12:00 – 13:10 | The lads’ “What Three Words” discoveries

14:00 – 19:30 | Man City vs Liverpool predictions and robot outrage

22:00 – 24:00 | Sids’s Arsenal rant — “They think they invented football!”

25:00 – 27:00 | Spurs vs Man United — “Is it time to panic?”

29:00 – 30:30 | Sids’s FA Cup draw nerves and “one ball” plan

32:30 – 33:00 | Introduction of guest Mary Earps

34:00 – 36:00 | Mary on being dropped by England and struggling during Covid

37:00 – 38:00 | “I was in debt — selling stuff on eBay to survive.”

40:00 – 41:30 | The Euros win and how it changed her life

43:00 – 45:00 | Mary on her dad, her upbringing, and young girls in football

47:00 – 49:00 | Sir Alex Ferguson’s praise — “He remembered my save!”

50:00 – 52:00 | Mary on fame, fear, and adjusting to life after success

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids take a hilariously chaotic deep dive into how football has evolved — from Sunday League chaos to Pep-inspired tactical revolutions. The lads debate how analytics, player freedom, and “DNA” have changed the game forever, reminiscing about the days when defenders could “absolutely destroy” someone without a hundred cameras watching.

Expect sidetracks galore — from Center Parcs chaos, dodgy camera angles, and “missionary” score predictions to the invention of Crouchy’s Skill of the Week. There’s also a serious football chat about how big clubs influence playing styles, why corners are “ruined forever,” and how long throws are making a comeback.

To top it all off, the boys pitch their next big idea: turning their paint colours into reality… any paint companies out there fancy it?

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Chris’ chaotic intro from the floor at home

02:00 – Sidwell’s “in memoriam” photo mix-up

07:00 – The new time-wasting punishment no one understands

09:00 – Why Brits go wild for corners (and why Crouchy won’t stand anymore)

14:00 – United’s fan who won’t cut his hair until 5 wins in a row

16:40 – Shoutouts and hilarious name readings from Instagram

24:00 – A profound metaphor about “trusting your first wipe”

34:30 – The changing face of football and Pep’s influence

36:30 – Why copying City’s system ruins smaller clubs

38:30 – Club DNA vs Manager DNA – has football lost its roots?

45:00 – Have players lost freedom because of over-analysis?

51:30 – The ‘Skill of the Week’ idea is born

55:30 – The lads pitch a Peter Crouch football training camp

01:03:20 – Why long throws are making a comeback

01:12:00 – The ‘Tancock’ paint idea takes over the podcast

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris are joined by James Tarkowski, the no-nonsense centre-back for Everton Football Club. Known for his leadership, resilience, and heart-on-sleeve playing style, Tarkowski opens up about life at Goodison Park, Sean Dyche’s influence, and what it’s really like to play in Merseyside derbies.

He shares stories from Burnley’s golden years, the chaos of Everton’s survival seasons, and his thoughts on football’s return to big number 9’s, directness, and long balls.

 The lads also dive into dressing room psychology, VAR frustrations, and post-football plans — from coaching to business ventures. Expect honest football chat, great banter, and a few unexpected laughs (including Tarky’s Frozen piano moment).

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Tribute to Stuart Pearce’s son

00:35 – Opening banter and intro with the lads

08:45 – Sunday League chaos & Crouchy’s DM prank

16:20 – Dyche and managing “grenade” club owners

18:40 – Maguire’s redemption & tournament talk

35:00 – James Tarkowski joins the pod

36:10 – Settling into Everton and the chaotic seasons

38:31 – Goodison Park vs. the new stadium

41:10 – Grealish’s form and personality off the pitch

44:05 – Tarkowski vs. Van Dijk: The Derby Battle

48:06 – The famous last-minute volley and the wild celebrations

50:35 – Tarkowski’s journey from non-league to Premier League

54:05 – Inside Burnley’s dressing room culture

57:25 – Sean Dyche’s mind games and Burnley mentality

1:03:10 – Life after football & finding new passions

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids are joined by free agent and Crystal Palace legend Joel Ward. From lifting the FA Cup to living in a Bible college, Joel dives deep into the highs, lows, and surprises of his footballing journey.

The lads chat about Ward’s free agent life, what it’s really like being on the sidelines after a long stint at a club, and how he's mentoring the next generation at Palace. They also get stuck into proper dressing room stories, the real power of player faith groups, and one of the most intense atmospheres in football — Fratton Park on a European night.

Oh, and things take a serious left turn into 18-hour brisket smoking sessions and barbecuing like a pro. Is Joel Ward the best footballing pitmaster in the country? You'll have to listen to find out.

Chumbawamba 

00:00:00 – Episode opens: remote setup and Ibiza hangover chat

00:02:14 – Sids explains how bad weather justified a heavier night out

00:03:08 – McDonald's recovery mode: international break confessions

00:04:34 – “Three nights in a row is heavy at this age” – big night consequences

00:06:10 – Fantasy football standings update: Sid storming into the lead

00:07:09 – Cheating Chris out of points?

00:10:17 – Ange & Forest: “It’s not going to end well”

00:12:54 – Arsenal's mental hurdle: “They have to win a league title NOW”

00:19:11 – Crouch’s bet builder: Mo Salah to score first

00:25:11 – Steve Bruce story: “His dad asked, ‘How do you stand in that box?’”

00:30:53 – Joel Ward joins the pod

00:31:15 – Life as a free agent and staying fit at Palace

00:33:13 – Winning the FA Cup: “You couldn’t write it”

00:34:46 – “I knew we were going to win” – the surreal moment before victory

00:35:48 – What it meant for lifelong Palace fans

00:36:03 – How the team mentally prepared for a once-in-a-lifetime shot

00:38:17 – Why the Palace system works, even without stars

00:40:01 – Ward on changing roles and mentoring at Palace

00:42:34 – Coaching, faith, and media aspirations

00:43:24 – Growing up in a Bible college with 30+ residents

00:45:42 – Faith in football: pre-game prayers and support groups

00:49:04 – WhatsApp groups with Eze, Trent, and other believers

00:52:00 – Coming through the ranks at Portsmouth

01:00:00 – Facing AC Milan: “I saw Maldini in the tunnel”

01:04:09 – The great football BBQ debate begins

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids welcome Kasabian frontman Sergio Pizzorno, the creative force behind one of Britain’s most iconic rock bands. The lads dive deep into Sergio’s world — from his legendary songwriting process in “The Sergery,” to the chaos and glory of performing Fire in front of tens of thousands.

Serge opens up about Kasabian’s new music, what drives him as a frontman, and his unique parallels between music and football. They also relive Leicester City’s miraculous Premier League triumph, wild gigs at CrouchFest, and why Sean Dyche might owe him for Crouch’s transfer to Burnley.

Expect stories of flares, service station meetups, and rock ‘n’ roll philosophy — all with that unmistakable Crouch Pod banter.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Intro banter & Sid’s hair chat

02:00 – Pete teases the arrival of Sergio Pizzorno

03:00 – Crouch’s “Home Olympics” with Serge

06:00 – The lads’ league and “horny draws”

17:00 – Sergio Pizzorno joins the pod

18:00 – Memories of listening to Kasabian’s album on a yacht in France

20:00 – Chaos at CrouchFest & performing Fire live

21:00 – Writing “Hippie Sunshine” and the Elton John-inspired breakdown

23:00 – How Kasabian blend rock and rave into one sound

25:00 – The art of reading a crowd & touring America

27:00 – Life on tour, staying sober, and “living life backwards”

30:00 – How Fire became the soundtrack to football

33:00 – Glastonbury, flares, and Kasabian’s stadium moments

36:00 – Sean Dyche, service stations, and transfer stories

41:00 – Leicester City’s miracle season memories

45:00 – Jamie Vardy stories & the Champions League trophy moment

50:00 – Football trivia battles & the “3-day question” saga

53:00 – Sergio on the new album and what’s next

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids sit down with Sir Gary Oldman – one of Britain’s greatest actors, an Oscar and BAFTA winner, and the man behind unforgettable roles in Dracula, Harry Potter, The Darkest Hour, and Slow Horses.

A lifelong Manchester United fan, Oldman opens up about his first experiences watching football in the 1960s, his friendship with Sir Alex Ferguson, and why he misses the old-school loyalty of players who stayed at clubs for decades.

He also dives deep into the craft of acting – from the grueling physical toll of roles like Churchill, to getting nicotine poisoning while filming, to his pride in movies like JFK. Along the way, Gary shares stories about recent knighthood, Oscar night nerves, fart gags on Slow Horses, and his admiration for George Best.

This one’s a proper crossover of football and film.

00:00:00 – Intro: Pete, Chris & Sids kick things off

00:01:12 – Sitting with Turkish fans & reminiscing at Anfield

00:03:29 – Debate over Ryder Cup crowds & respect in golf

00:05:03 – Golfers celebrating like Sunday league lads with beers

00:08:32 – Football tactics going “full circle”: long throws & direct play

00:10:23 – Newcastle heartbreak & Premier League predictions league

00:12:04 – Sunderland shoutout

00:13:09 – Gareth Southgate rumours & whether he’d suit Man United

00:18:11 – Big preview: Chelsea vs Liverpool

00:22:13 – Bournemouth vs Fulham preview & stadium expansion chat

00:32:24 – Score predictions: United vs Sunderland

00:32:45 – Introduction of special guest: Sir Gary Oldman

00:33:43 – The infamous farting scene in Slow Horses explained

00:39:01 – Oldman on The Firm & 1980s hooliganism

00:40:51 – Where Gary was when he found out about his knighthood

00:42:17 – Gary’s most proud film role

00:43:17 – Playing Churchill & winning the Oscar

00:53:02 – Gary’s football roots & becoming a Man United fan

00:55:22 – Nostalgia: Best, Charlton, Giggs, and loyalty in football

00:59:29 – The loss of “first eleven” continuity

01:02:01 – Sir Alex nearly cameoing in Slow Horses

01:03:30 – Critiquing Rooney & Giggs’ acting in adverts

01:05:01 – Which Oldman character could rescue Man United’s dressing room

01:07:46 – What’s next for Gary: more Slow Horses

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Peter Crouch, Chris Stark, and Steve Sidwell dive into the ins and outs of loan moves: the good, the bad, and the brutally honest. Drawing from personal experience, Sids opens up about being sent out on loan early in his career and how it shaped his future, while Crouchy shares the highs and harsh realities of being loaned to clubs to fight for game time. The lads also get into the unique pressure young players face, the role of managers during these periods, and how loan spells can make, or break, careers.

The lads dissect a big weekend of Premier League action, including Arsenal vs Man City and Liverpool vs Everton, while unpacking the bizarre booking of Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall for taking a quick free kick and why sprinting around the back of the goal is a tactical masterpiece.

Fourth official respect, a genius Sunday League campaign featuring Sids himself, surprise matchday moments next to Joe Gomez, and a deeper dive into the wild plan to make Refs famous.

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On this week’s bonus episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids dive into a big batch of brilliant listener messages — from unfortunate road names and tall-teen fashion dilemmas, to the mystery behind why players get booked for taking their shirts off.

Alongside the laughs, the lads give their predictions and analysis on a huge weekend of Premier League fixtures, including Arsenal vs Man City, Liverpool vs Everton, and United vs Chelsea. Expect bold calls, heated debates, and some outrageous analogies…

Elsewhere, Sids reveals his chaotic Lime bike journey, gasps at a surprise message from NBA legend Steve Nash, and why Fulham handed him “the keys to the cottage.” There’s even soap star walk-ons and comparisons to Messi and Ronaldo, plus a cheeky free-agent chat which we’ve decided will be best left to a full episode with a current free-agent… stay tuned for that one.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Crouchy’s Lime bike chaos on the way to City Airport

00:02:15 – Surprise shout-out from Steve Nash and Fulham Forever Fulham day

00:04:13 – Fulham vs Leeds horror show & Portsmouth-Southampton derby memories

00:05:37 – Chris at Doncaster races and Crouchy’s BBQ weekend

00:06:14 – Guest-free episode twist: talking free agents

00:12:18 – Tottenham’s MLS free agent training story

00:13:32 – The awkward reality of running contracts down

00:15:44 – Leaving Reading for Chelsea & Fulham negotiations

00:18:35 – The “romantic” idea of finishing your career at a smaller club

00:20:33 – Mental battles of training alone while waiting for a call

00:24:53 – Prediction league update & hilarious “tight as a raccoon’s nutsack” moment

00:29:14 – Crouchy on Ted Lasso cameos & behind-the-scenes chaos

00:34:47 – “Mike Bassett” meltdown comparisons in football management

00:41:22 – Salah shirt-off celebration predictions

00:49:16 – The debate on shirt-off bookings being about sponsors vs football

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This week on That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids welcome Owen Hargreaves — former England international, Champions League winner with both Bayern Munich and Manchester United, and one of the few players to represent England after developing abroad.

Known for his versatility and tireless midfield work, Owen opens up about growing up in Canada, life at Bayern, sharing a dressing room with Cristiano Ronaldo, Beckham, Scholes, and Gerrard, and the brutal realities of top-flight football. 

The lads dig into forgotten legacies, dressing room cliques, and Champions League glory, while Owen reflects on injuries, criticism, and what it takes to compete with the very best.

Expect candid stories from training bust-ups to iconic finals, plus the usual mix of laughs, tangents, and behind-the-scenes honesty only this pod delivers.

Chumbawamba 

00:00:00 – Opening banter: mascot forfeit, selfies, crossbar challenge at Farnham Town

00:06:02 – Sidwell’s Indian restaurant photo wall spotted by fans

00:11:28 – Predictions league table update (Crouch, Chris, Sids)

00:13:35 – Crouch recalls being ruthlessly told he was leaving Tottenham

00:17:12 – Owen’s teenage Golden Boot feats remembered

00:19:19 – Sponsored segment: City vs United derby odds and predictions

00:25:00 – Arsenal vs Forest preview and predictions

00:27:04 – Everton vs Villa preview and predictions

00:31:21 – Hargreaves enters – first meetings with Crouchy, Milk Cup memory

00:38:04 – First trial in Germany, arriving at Bayern aged 15

00:46:03 – Brutal Bayern training: bust-ups, tear-ups, winners only

00:47:14 – Manager Ottmar Hitzfeld’s advice: “They must hate you to respect you”

00:48:12 – Effenberg’s respect moment: “You’ll be my successor”

00:55:22 – Playing with Beckham, Scholes, Gerrard, Lampard – the impossible midfield balance

01:05:25 – Facing Zidane, Ronaldinho, and Brazil’s 2002 side

01:10:32 – 2001 Champions League Final at 20 years old

01:13:23 – Celebrations after winning Champions League (or lack of)

01:18:28 – Beating Chelsea and Barcelona with Manchester United

01:22:07 – Playing with Ronaldo: training habits and obsessive mindset

01:25:42 – United dressing room: Rooney, Scholes, Giggs, Tevez

01:30:15 – Ronaldo’s Ballon d’Or hunger – “he was obsessed with being the best”

01:33:02 – Why Ronaldo left United for Madrid

01:35:11 – Quickfire round: favourite stadiums, toughest opponents, best players

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris and Sid welcome former Arsenal goalkeeper Graham Stack, who enjoyed a wild career with clubs including Reading, Wolves, Hibs, Barnet, and Kerala Blasters. Known as much for his no-nonsense style as his shot-stopping, Stack lifts the lid on some of football’s most infamous behind-the-scenes moments, including what really happened in the dressing room during Arsenal’s 03/04 season.

Stack reflects on the chaos and camaraderie of his playing days, including infamous training ground bust-ups, dressing-room scraps, and wild fan encounters abroad. He also reveals his latest venture—organising a one-of-a-kind boxing night where ex-footballers swap the pitch for the ring, raising funds for charities close to his heart such as the Willow Foundation. 

Expect Stack’s infamously outrageous stories, brutal honesty, and the kind of behind-the-scenes insight only a journeyman goalkeeper with tales from Arsenal’s Invincibles to non-league can deliver.

Chumbawamba 

00:00:00 – Opening banter: moths, holidays & random chaos

00:09:52 – Alan Shearer vs. Crouchy on the golf course

00:16:40 – The lads debate VAR decisions & refereeing standards

00:24:18 – How player fines spiral out of control

00:29:14 – Graham Stack joins the show

00:30:00 – Stack explains his footballers’ boxing night idea

00:34:55 – The charity causes behind the boxing event

00:41:42 – Arsenal days: Invincibles training scraps & bust-ups

00:46:08 – Thierry Henry vs. Lauren fight story

00:49:15 – The “dark side” of Dennis Bergkamp

00:50:32 – Crouchy’s worst fight ever told

00:51:36 – Comparing modern goalkeepers to his era

00:53:21 – Stack’s career journeys: from Arsenal to Barnet & beyond

01:00:42 – Kerala Blasters: the madness of Indian football crowds

01:09:55 – Lower-league realities: brutal scraps & survival mode

01:17:38 – Crouchy recalls his nastiest on-pitch fight

01:24:12 – Final reflections & push for Stack’s charity boxing night

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids are all recording remotely – and it shows. With Chris juggling kids, a house move, and a wife in A&E after a freak avocado incident, the lads start with sincere apologies to our listeners. 

(Chris’ audio improves after the 6 minute mark!)

From there, it’s classic chaos: Crouch’s dodgy pink headphones, festival stories, and the announcement of Pete’s a ridiculous forfeit…

The football chat gets lively with breakdowns of Liverpool’s comeback against Newcastle, predictions for Arsenal vs Liverpool, and reflections on stadium atmospheres – from dodgy sound systems to legendary announcers. The lads also go deep on traditions, Bovril vs modern food trends, and the unspoken bonds between fans who see each other every week but never exchange names.

Expect tangents on circular beds, waterbeds, half-time Coldplay gigs, and even hypothetical transfer “sliding doors” moments like Shearer at United or Gerrard at Chelsea.

It’s loose, funny, chaotic – and feels like being back in the pub with your mates.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Lads open remotely, Chris apologises for chaos.

00:01:36 – Chris reveals wife’s avocado accident and A&E trip.

00:04:05 – Pete talks about hosting Alex James’ Big Feastival.

00:07:16 – Forfeit revealed: mascot appearance at Farnham Town.

00:12:07 – Liverpool’s dramatic late comeback against Newcastle.

00:14:05 – Chat on Max Dalman’s debut and rising star potential.

00:15:34 – Paddy Power predictions: Liverpool vs Arsenal debate.

00:24:19 – Big shout: Burnley upset incoming?

00:29:16 – Stadium acoustics and dodgy sound systems.

00:34:14 – Fallen giants: Crouchy on quiet stadiums like Reading.

00:36:10 – Pre-match hype: Chelsea’s “blue carpet” and DJ.

00:39:15 – Worst away days: QPR’s cramped stands and pillars.

00:45:10 – The underrated job of stadium announcers.

00:55:12 – Mad idea: watching football from a stadium swimming pool.

00:59:01 – Campaign to bring Bovril back for kids.

01:03:27 – Fans who see each other weekly but never ask names.

01:12:16 – Sliding doors: Shearer at United, Gerrard at Chelsea.

01:16:25 – Chris’ new bed arrives mid-recording.

01:22:03 – Throwback to chaotic, boozy Covid-era pods.

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On this week’s bonus episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive headfirst into the chaos and comedy of pre-season. From Oasis gigs in Dublin to dodgy roly-polys after a last-minute winner, the lads unpack the highs and lows of football’s return.

Pete relives opening-day nightmares, bizarre pre-match routines, and superstitions about kits and boots, while Chris and Sids share the fan’s perspective on renewing season tickets, spotting familiar characters in the stands, and suffering the agony of “that one voice” in the crowd that cuts through everything.

We also hear about disastrous goal celebrations, iconic supporters who deserve cult hero status, and whether football has gone too far with grip socks and fashionable penalties.

It’s all pre-season nostalgia, outrageous stories, and plenty of laughs as the boys gear up for another season.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Pete’s return and Oasis in Dublin story

00:06:17 – First impressions of Villa vs Newcastle opening-day clash

00:07:42 – Brighton v Fulham result and Pete’s league bragging rights

00:12:07 – Sunderland and Leeds back in the Premier League spotlight

00:14:02 – Being alone vs family life balance

00:17:12 – Hilarious story of sneaking over the gate

00:21:42 – The speculation around players clapping fans and transfer rumours

00:25:35 – Pete on West Ham’s struggles and survival battles

00:29:23 – Big weekend preview: Man City vs Spurs

00:42:29 – Pre-season discussion officially begins

00:47:06 – Pete’s nightmare opening day at Stoke City

00:49:03 – Getting battered at Stamford Bridge by Deco’s Chelsea

00:52:11 – The fan who haunted Pete every week at Spurs

00:55:15 – Season ticket traditions and football friendships

01:03:22 – Stories of players injured during wild goal celebrations

01:08:58 – Pete’s infamous failed roly-poly celebration unearthed

01:18:05 – Rant on grip socks, referees, and fashionable penalties

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Welcome back for this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast! We return from our summer break with a very special episode featuring reigning PDC World Champion Luke "The Nuke" Littler. At just 18 years old, Luke has taken the darts world by storm, rising from pub leagues to global stardom in record time.

Pete, Chris, and Sids dive into Luke’s rapid journey, from his first throws as a kid to competing — and winning — on the biggest stages.

Luke talks candidly about dealing with sudden fame, staying grounded with his mates, meeting sporting heroes like Sir Alex Ferguson and Wayne Rooney, and the surreal moment he took the World Championship trophy to Old Trafford.

Plus, we hear about his love for KP nuts, his driving theory test nerves, and the mindset tricks that keep him calm at the oche. Expect big laughs, surprising confessions, and a few dartboard challenges thrown in for good measure.

We also catch up on the latest transfers, our first week of predictions, and issue a brief reminder to Pete that he has an outstanding IOU on a forfeit…

Oh it’s good to be back.

Chumbawamba 

00:00:00 – Back from summer break; lads catch up and talk about the new podcast format.

00:04:16 – Sad news: Samira restaurant closes, with funny and nostalgic stories from visits.

00:09:29 – Transfer gossip kicks off – Sunderland’s announcement video, player knowledge, and awkward intros.

00:12:05 – Jack Grealish to Everton rumours and how the system could suit him.

00:14:33 – Crystal Palace discussion: key players, Conference League drama, and unfair rulings.

00:17:12 – Will Hughes shout-out and Conference League chances.

00:18:06 – Predictions segment starts with Arsenal v Man United and Tucker’s 19 involvement.

00:23:01 – Debate over managers coaching from opposite touchlines.

00:26:21 – Tucker’s 19 predictions revealed for upcoming fixtures.

00:28:05 – Villa v Newcastle preview and more predictions.

00:34:21 – Brighton v Fulham predictions before Luke Littler joins.

00:35:54 – Luke Littler arrives – warm welcome and first dart throws with the lads.

00:37:26 – Luke on going from pub darts to global fame and dealing with attention.

00:41:24 – How Luke copes with media, stays grounded, and avoids showing frustration.

00:43:00 – Meeting sporting heroes – Rooney, Ferguson, and surreal fan moments.

00:46:05 – Luke’s early days in darts, playing pub leagues from the age of 9.

00:50:16 – Talking favourite legs, nine-darters, and the mental edge in competition.

00:56:09 – Life on tour: food, travel, and the realities of the darts circuit.

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are joined by former Arsenal and Nottingham Forest midfielder Henri Lansbury—a man known for his composed playmaking style, his Premier League journey, and now, his unexpected new life as a lawn-care entrepreneur.

Henri gets candid about a life-changing diagnosis—testicular cancer—and opens up on how he discovered it, why he kept it quiet during his career, and how football dressing room culture shaped his response. In a powerful, funny, and refreshingly honest chat, Henri explains the moment he realised something was wrong, the speed of his surgery, and how football banter helped him process it all.

The lads also dive into Henri’s career journey through Arsenal’s elite youth system, wild loan spells at Scunthorpe and Norwich, and his glory years at Forest. There’s even time to talk about robot lawn mowers, silent discos, and how Henri went from footballer to founder of Grass Gains, the fertiliser brand making waves in Premier League stadiums and home gardens alike.

Stick around to hear some top-class football nostalgia, locker room laughs, and the kind of heartfelt real talk that this podcast delivers best.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Intro

02:30 – Crouchfest at Glastonbury?

06:00 – Henri Lansbury’s Arsenal roots and elite youth training

13:00 – Loan life at Scunthorpe: “Where the f*** is Scunthorpe?”

20:30 – Training on a farmer’s field with rats

24:10 – Life-changing moment: discovering the lump

25:40 – Immediate surgery and hiding the truth from his club

26:50 – The football banter that helped him heal

28:30 – Why he didn’t tell anyone and why he’s speaking now

34:20 – Lansbury’s best football years: Forest and Villa

38:00 – The unexpected rise of Grass Gains fertiliser

41:30 – Supplying professional stadiums (secretly)

45:00 – Billy Davies’ paranoia and man management

47:20 – Jack Grealish at Villa vs now: “He just took the piss!”

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris Stark, and Steve Sidwell reunite to discuss the state of modern football—and it’s safe to say, the game has well and truly gone. From nostalgic takes on goal celebrations to fuming over financial fair play, the lads aren’t holding back.

Chris discusses his injury from a rogue five-year-old’s high five, Steve shares his story about proposing again on his 20th wedding anniversary, and Crouchy flexes his new golf trophy win, sparking a movement to secure him VIP parking across the UK.

But it’s the main debate that steals the show—“has football officially lost the plot?” The team deep dive into everything that grinds their gears about the modern game: players filming with phones on the pitch, soulless shirt sponsors, managers refusing to adapt tactics, and the death of spontaneity in football moments thanks to VAR. 

Plus, we use AI to generate Sids a FAKE girlfriend in the Chumbawumbar… trust us, this one's a belter.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Reunion and travel debreif

01:04 – Steve’s second wedding proposal

08:22 – Chris’s bizarre injury from a child

09:00 – Crouchy wins a golf tournament (and calls for VIP parking)

12:51 – Episode theme: “The Game’s Gone”

14:02 – Has VAR killed the magic of football?

16:57 – Rant about players filming with phones on the pitch

22:14 – Fake AI girlfriend?!

25:26 – Financial Fair Play and club punishments

28:09 – Selling homegrown players to game the system

33:11 – Why do all managers now play the same tactics?

39:06 – Crouchy wants the return of the magic sponge

45:03 – Throw-ins vs. kick-ins: the lads reimagine the game

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete and Chris welcome Welsh legend Hal Robson-Kanu on the pod!

From youth football rejection to that unforgettable Cruyff turn goal at Euro 2016, Hal opens up about his rollercoaster of a career—one that includes two ACL ruptures, founding a multi-million pound wellness brand, and becoming Wales’ unlikely hero on the global stage.

The lads dig deep into Hal’s journey, how his homemade turmeric shots went from his dad’s blender to supermarket shelves, and why inflammation might be the root of most modern-day health issues.

There’s talk of brutal Premier League realities, the dressing room dynamics no one sees, and how football still fails players when it comes to mental health.

Plus, what it’s really like being a boot boy for the one and only Steve Sidwell, why David Ginola was tight at Christmas, and the story behind how a promised £50-a-goal bonus proved surprisingly lucrative for a young Robson-Kanu.

It's a brutally honest, hilarious, and inspiring insight into a career that's anything but ordinary.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Introduction

02:39 – Hal explains the brutal knee injuries that nearly ended his career

05:31 – How a homemade turmeric blend made Hal pain-free in 6 weeks

10:22 – Discovering other turmeric drinks were “glorified apple juice”

13:05 – The transition from footballer to founder of The Turmeric Co

18:14 – Arsenal rejection: Hal’s emotional first career setback

21:08 – Why boot boys mattered and how that’s now lost in modern football

25:17 – Going head-to-head with Coca-Cola: Hal’s startup battles the giants

27:19 – “The Wales of wellness” – Euro 2016 and the underdog mentality

35:08 – The legacy of Gary Speed and changing Welsh football forever

38:36 – Breaking down that Euro 2016 goal vs Belgium—step by step

44:18 – The hidden sacrifices of being a professional footballer

47:02 – Depression in football: “There’s more than in any other industry”

55:00 – What’’s Gareth Bale really like?

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are joined by none other than Martin Tyler – the legendary commentator affectionately known across the world as the voice of football.

With a career spanning over five decades, Martin reflects on iconic moments behind the mic – from “Collymore closing in!” to Aguero’s title-winning goal. He shares the unseen prep behind a commentator’s job, how he once nearly turned down the TV gig entirely, and the surreal reality of being more recognised for his voice than his face.

Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dig into Tyler’s personal story: from his grassroots beginnings, non-league coaching adventures, close friendships with legendary managers, and why even now, aged 78, he’s still chasing energy and the joy of football.

It’s a nostalgic, surprisingly emotional, and often hilarious look at the man behind some of football’s most spine-tingling moments.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Intro

01:30 – Martin Tyler reflects on first meeting Crouch during Youth Cup

04:00 – Ron Atkinson’s phone call about teenage Crouchy

06:30 – Tyler’s first football memory: Woking in 1953

08:30 – Nearly turning down a career in television

10:40 – “Collymore closing in!” and Aguero’s title winner

17:00 – Why Tyler still does all his own research

25:00 – On staying neutral and reacting to big moments

33:00 – Sir Alex Ferguson calls him at home after Sunderland match

41:00 – Working with Thomas Frank & the beauty of access

45:00 – Tyler’s favourite football day: Woking at Wembley and Blackburn’s title

51:00 – Still chasing the energy: Tyler on love, ageing, and staying relevant

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids are joined by Nigerian football icon John Obi Mikel—AFCON & Champions League winner, Olympic medalist, and a legend of Chelsea’s golden era.

Mikel opens up about everything: from the infamous tackle Crouchy dished out on him, to going toe-to-toe with Roy Keane in Manchester, Mourinho’s ruthless tactics, and why he turned down Manchester United after signing with them.

The lads dive into Mikel’s explosive transfer saga—complete with missing persons reports and undercover meetings with Roman Abramovich—his unfiltered take on the corruption in African football, and the moment he personally funded a flight for Nigeria’s Olympic squad to keep their dreams alive.

You’ll hear stories about Didier Drogba, Frank Lampard, Mo Salah, Kevin De Bruyne, and why Mourinho made Salah cry. This one’s full of heavyweight moments from one of the coolest heads ever to grace a football pitch.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Introduction

03:00 – Power of podcasting and reconnecting with football friends

00:04:00 – Peter Crouch apologises for the worst tackle he’s ever made

00:08:00 – Mikel reflects on the brutal Chelsea vs Liverpool battles

00:12:00 – Training ground fights at Chelsea and Kalou vs Ballack bust-up

00:16:00 – Mourinho's demand: “Defend your teammates—or else”

00:18:00 – Mourinho breaks Mo Salah: “He started crying in the dressing room”

00:20:00 – “Mourinho sent me to train with the reserves”

00:26:00 – Mikel’s kidnap story and smuggling out of Norway

00:33:00 – Roman Abramovich’s undercover meeting with Mikel

00:35:00 – Winning AFCON for Nigeria and the pressure from the entire country

00:43:00 – “I paid for our Olympic team’s flight myself”

00:46:00 – Mikel’s Champions League final: “I bossed that midfield”

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are let loose on a (questionable) pub quiz, taking on the ultimate test of football knowledge—and things go completely off-script.

With producer Jamie stepping in as quizmaster, Pete, Chris, and Sids are thrown into a whirlwind of Premier League trivia, bizarre football stats, and the kind of curveball questions that make you question everything you thought you knew about the beautiful game.

But in true pod fashion, it’s far from plain sailing. There's chaos over pancake maths, debates about walking stats, a very public golfing humiliation, and an absolutely mental story involving a premier league legend gifting Chris Stark’s mum some cheese (yes, really).

There are shoutouts to podcast icon Tucker’s 19, beefs with rival podcasts, and even a passionate debate on gas vs. charcoal.

Play along, keep score, and let us know in the comments how you did. But be warned—some of these questions will do you in.

Chumbawamba 

02:25 – the golf swing fail seen ‘round the internet.

07:03 – The surprise quiz episode.

00:08:11 – Are quizzes… erotic?

00:09:43 – Quiz begins: Who kept a clean sheet against Liverpool?

00:14:13 – 3 clean sheets leaves the lads stumped

00:20:03 – “Tucker’s 19” becomes an elite in-joke.

00:23:07 – Revealing the Premier League’s top walker…

00:26:05 – Who is the slowest player in the league?

00:30:02 – Can you trigger a speed camera on foot?

00:42:24 – The UK eats HOW many pancakes in one day?!

00:46:11 – Chris reveals who used to send his mum cheese.

00:52:49 – Listener idea: Golden Goal with a twist – remove a player every 3 minutes!

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AD | In this very special Father’s Day bonus episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, made possible by Courvoisier, Peter Crouch is joined solo by his mentor, former boss, and true father figure in football - the legendary football manager Harry Redknapp. From Spurs, Portsmouth, and Southampton, Harry managed Crouchy across three decades of his career.

The two dive deep into the moments that defined their journeys together: transfers that almost didn’t happen, career-saving confidence boosts, Premier League relegation battles, Champions League highs, and Redknapp's unique man-management style that helped turn raw talent into England internationals.

They share stories of Defoe, Modrić, Bale, Di Canio, and the changing face of football management, from player recruitment to youth development.

It’s a laugh-filled, honest, and nostalgic look at the beautiful game, and a heartfelt tribute to the managers and father figures who shape careers—and lives, thanks to Courvoisier! Please drink responsibly.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Introducing the Courvoisier Father’s Day Special

02:00 – Golf with Tony Pulis

03:07 – Crouch = Basketball Player?

04:23 – Premier League Struggles

08:14 – England Calling

12:04 – Champions League Qualification

14:10 – Sent Off in Madrid

20:26 – Modern Football Rant

25:05 – Academy Disconnect

27:41 – Signing Di Canio

28:20 – The Bournemouth Revolution

32:30 – Signing off

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete and Chris (with Sids still on the beach) dive headfirst into the hilarious and often cringe world of footballers in adverts. From Crouchy’s proudest Pringles moment to the beauty of the Jamie Vardy Thailand ad, nothing is off limits.

The boys reminisce over iconic commercials—from the Carlsberg Sunday League masterpiece to Owen’s iconic Dubai helicopter advert—and question whether footballers should ever really act again.

Crouchy shares tales from the set with Fabregas and Anelka, while the lads dissect Cristiano Ronaldo’s truly bewildering Shopee ad and discuss the genius of Burger King's Stevenage FIFA hack.

We also hear from listeners: should clubs pick players based on acting skills? And what really is the greatest beer of all time? Airport beer? Train beer? Christmas Guinness? The debate gets rowdy, nostalgic, and weirdly emotional.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – The Glastonbury news incident…

00:02:40 – The saga of “Bugger Me Thrice” continues

00:04:44 – Crouchy introduces the footballers-in-adverts theme

00:05:42 – Carlsberg's legendary Sunday League ad breakdown

00:10:12 – Crouchy’s FIFA Street cover story

00:11:12 – Crouchy’s Pringles ad story w/ Fabregas, Kuyt, & Anelka

00:15:04 – The lads’ marketing brainstorm for the podcast

00:18:17 – That Michale Owen ad breakdown

00:20:30 – Giggs, Evra & Rooney: accidentally hilarious wine advert

00:23:36 – Jamie Vardy’s Thai stadium commercial

00:27:26 – How Beckham changed footballer endorsements forever

00:43:00 – The greatest beer of all time debate gets real

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In this season’s final Friday episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris Stark, and a not-so-present Steve Sidwell round off the Prediction League with drama, controversy, and heartfelt reflection.

The episode dives into the emotional rollercoaster of the last day of the Premier League season—from the bizarre to the biblical—as Crouchy opens up about the powerful Eriksen moment at Old Trafford and reflects on his final days as a footballer.

The banter is at its peak as Crouchy faces a dreaded forfeit for finishing bottom of the league. With suggestions ranging from being a Premier League mascot to becoming a shop window mannequin, the podcast leans into full chaos mode.

There's also a touching tribute to Gary Lineker’s final Match of the Day appearance, a cheeky analysis at Wayne Lineker's managerial legacy, and even some poetic thoughts on football retirement.

Plus: Tucker’s 19 becomes an internet cult hero, Inter vs PSG predictions get wild, and the lads debate the weirdest and most humiliating forfeits ever submitted.

And yes—Sidwell might already be on the beach.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – A heartfelt message to Liverpool following tragic events

01:42 – Sidwell accused of “going to the beach early”

02:19 – Wayne Lineker dubbed “second best club manager”

03:56 – Emotional tribute to Gary Lineker’s Match of the Day exit

07:03 – Crouchy suggests live final-day coverage next season

08:04 – The boldest Liverpool fan stunt at Old Trafford

09:07 – Crouch’s “biblical” moment watching Christian Eriksen

12:00 – Crouch reflects on his own football retirement

14:37 – Prediction League results: who takes the forfeit?

18:06 – Forfeit ideas: from mannequins to mascots

21:14 – Champions League final banter & predictions

35:05 – Listeners’ wildest forfeit suggestions get revealed

38:00 – It’s time to say goodbye…

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It’s the Rodcast baby.

On this very special episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids make a pilgrimage to the stately home of none other than Sir Rod Stewart—rock legend, model train aficionado, and die-hard Celtic fan.

Recorded inside Rod’s private gym and overlooking his personal football pitch, this episode is a goldmine of outrageous stories and charming confessions. From Elton John gifting him a Rembrandt painting, to the infamous drunken Scottish Cup draw, Rod holds nothing back.

He opens up about his lifelong love affair with football, his competitive friendship with Elton, and how his model railway obsession helps him stay grounded (and vocally fit!) while touring the world.

Whether he’s reminiscing about pitch invasions at Wembley, revealing the secrets behind his Vegas shows, or naughty 70's antics, this is Rod Stewart at his most raw and relatable.

Chumbawamba

00:00 – The lads arrive at Rod’s house

00:57 – First glimpses into Rod’s estate, football pitch, and gym setup.

02:25 – Rod arrives

05:04 – Rod’s football upbringing, trial at Brentford, and passion for the game.

07:10 – Competitive Christmases with Sir Elton John

11:17 – Rod’s sprint training

12:00 – The iconic drunken Scottish Cup draw explained.

14:11 – His dad turning off England’s World Cup win—Scottish loyalties run deep.

21:11 – Recounting the pitch invasion at Wembley in 1977.

25:50 – Singing in front of the Queen and Prince Philip.

31:13 – Rod’s touring secrets, including building train factories in hotel rooms.

35:24 – How “Maggie May” accidentally became a worldwide hit.

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In this Friday edition of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Chris Stark, Steve Sidwell, and Peter Crouch return from a boozy golf break and jump straight into the chaos of final-day football madness.

From traditional Irish pub singalongs and mysterious ‘dark diary’ golf trips, to Rod Stewart’s house tour, this episode has it all. The lads dish out wild Premier League predictions, reflect on Crystal Palace’s emotional FA Cup win, and debate the fate of Ipswich and Everton.

There’s banner tributes, Sean Dyche's tactical accuracy, and a Crystal Palace moment that brought everyone to tears. Plus, the crew finally settles on the one prediction source to trust… (shoutout to @tucker19) Who will be doing the forfeit?

📺 CHAPTERS

00:00 – That Friday Pod

03:26 – The ‘Rodcast’ Is Coming

06:25 – The Premier League Predictions Table Gets Tense

09:00 – Crystal Palace FA Cup Glory

13:26 – Sean Dyche’s Prophecy Came True

15:37 – Goodbye to Goodison Park

17:38 – Forest v Chelsea: The Missionary Derby

21:45 – tucker19: A Legend is Born

25:53 – Can Ipswich Pull Off a Miracle?

30:28 – Final Bets

33:20 – Wrap-Up

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids embrace the upcoming off-season mood and dive headfirst into all things holiday mode.

Crouchy reminisces about intense training sessions in Swiss mountains, awkward dressing room introductions after summer transfers, and the chaos of sneaking out for that cheeky “lads trip” before your partner notices.

Sids reveals the behind-the-scenes stress of holiday planning as a footballer, including dodging club fines, wild weddings in June, and dealing with furious managers missing out on top-ten bonuses.

There’s barbecue chat, dodgy decking drama, “Big Brother” moments via home surveillance, and even a hysterical pitch for the next podcast-branded spirit: Bonfire Spiced Rum.

From backyard grill battles to full-blown football psychology and summer transfers, this episode is your perfect companion for pre-season nostalgia and post-season relief.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – BBQ Battles Begin

04:00 – Wayne Bridge’s Green Egg Saga

05:00 – Chris vs. House Viewers

10:00 – ‘On the Beach’ Mindset & End-of-Season Slump

13:00 – Did They Deliberately Miss Europe?

18:00 – Lads Trips, Weddings, and the June Chaos

23:00 – Pre-Season Training Camps: Brutal or Bliss?

27:00 – Football’s Mental Toll & Needing to Escape

30:00 – Holiday Interrupted: Crouch’s Liverpool Call

32:00 – Moving Clubs, Nervous Dressing Rooms, and School Flashbacks

36:00 – Bonfire Spiced Rum

40:00 – Two Pucks in Football & The Conclave XI

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads go into one of the juiciest debates of the season — if Spurs win the Europa League… have they had a BETTER season than Arsenal?

Pete, Sids and Chris weigh up silverware vs second place, and whether finishing runners-up in the league without a trophy holds a candle to lifting something in Europe — even if it comes with a 17th place finish. The Arsenal-Spurs dynamic is shifting, and the boys aren’t sitting on the fence.

Away from the football, there’s plenty of nonsense… we get stories of seagull muggings in Cornwall, monkeys raiding hotel fridges, and Chris’ recent dolphin safari. Plus, one listener’s mum is not letting him attend Spurs’ potential big night, and the pod receives its first ever official fishmonger application.

To top it all off, there's a very serious warning: never go full ‘Rod’ unless you’re medically cleared.

Chumbawamba 

00:02:00 – Chris’ dolphin safari?! 🐬

00:03:30 – Seagull madness in Cornwall🍦

00:06:05 – Monkeys raiding fridges 🐒

00:07:00 – Pack of dogs chase story in Tuscany 🐕

00:11:00 – Forest owner storms pitch – what really happened? ⚽️

00:13:00 – Chairman emotions and losing control during big games 😤

00:17:35 – Arsenal’s top-two meltdown and Premier League madness 🔥

00:21:00 – “Parading of the Wives” – last home game madness 👩‍👧‍👦

00:24:00 – Listener: Fishmonger wants to sponsor the pod 🐟

00:34:45 – “96 shirt instead of 69” and the upside-down debate 🔄

00:37:00 – Listener asks for permission to watch Spurs glory live 📺

00:40:00 – “Never go full Rod” – finger-breaking story 🤕

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids kick back with a glass of cognac as they dive into some of your listener messages.

From awkward handshakes and cultural greeting rituals to the ultimate pub chat: could a relegation playoff transform the Premier League? The lads unpack a genius listener suggestion for turning end-of-season misery into box office gold.

They also spotlight a football league where weight loss adds goals, discuss the tragicomic reality of football freestyle stars not making it pro, and weigh in on Arsenal’s growing rep for “Spursiness.” There’s a heartfelt moment too, as a listener shares how Chris’s cancer story helped during his own diagnosis—reminding everyone to check their balls.

With a powerful mix of humour, nostalgia, and top-tier pub debate, this is a classic “messages” episode—and maybe the start of a Premier League revolution.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Cognac-fuelled kickoff

00:04:34 – Meeting Harry Redknapp & the evolution of the handshake

00:10:27 – Listener Jack invents relegation playoffs

00:14:16 – “Walk past a mirror of shame” – brutal ideas for playoff losers

00:22:18 – Weight loss football leagues: genius motivation and brilliant team names

00:25:00 – “Ballers” vs real footballers: the truth behind freestyle stars not making it pro

00:29:10 – Peter and Sids’ unplayable 5-a-side legends

00:32:35 – Joe Taylor: the non-league striker outscoring Haaland

00:35:56 – Are Arsenal more Spursy than Spurs?

00:39:00 – The All or Nothing curse: how documentaries changed Arsenal's rep

00:40:13 – Listener’s cancer diagnosis inspired by Chris Stark’s story

00:51:00 – The Sandwich XI

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In this week’s Friday edition of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive into the madness of managerial meltdowns, controversial club decisions, and the best kind of sh*thousery the Premier League has to offer.

Chris unpacks the sacking of Tom Cleverley at Watford and the brutal cycle of losing the dressing room, before the boys weigh in on Trent Alexander-Arnold’s now officially confirmed Real Madrid move, the emotional weight of leaving your boyhood club, and how it plays out among loyal fans.

From wild predictions and Wolves’ revival to Oktoberfest fantasies and Jamie Vardy’s hilarious whistle blow, this is one to enjoy sat back with a Cognac - with your families very well regarded. 

Plus, there’s a Gogglebox moment with Unai Emery watching the pod while prepping for match day… you’ve got to hear it to believe it.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Cognac Fridays begin with a bang

00:58 – Tom Cleverley’s Watford exit sparks emotional debate

02:52 – Chris opens up on receiving a message from Tom during tough times

06:01 – Trent’s Real Madrid move – reactions from a Liverpool POV

10:19 – Crouchy reflects on Trent’s contribution to Liverpool’s rise

12:06 – Unai Emery watches the pod to prep for his match – wild moment

15:32 – Jamie Vardy blows ref’s whistle – tactical genius or foul play?

16:52 – Oktoberfest plans - Peter Crouch in Lederhosen?

20:25 – This week’s predictions with plenty of twists

30:01 – 100 seagulls vs 1 wolf debate

33:12 – New forfeit ideas: Rename your house after the winner?!

38:32 – Double-row van sighting: the Matrix of motor vehicles

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are joined by a bona fide football hardman—Duncan Ferguson. The former Everton, Newcastle United, and Rangers striker, who later managed Everton, sits down with Pete, Chris, and Sids for a wild ride through his explosive football career. Known for his aggressive style of play, legendary scraps, and deeply loyal fanbase, “Big Dunc” doesn’t hold back.

From prison time to on-field battles, Duncan shares jaw-dropping stories from his time in the game—headbutts, red cards, and what it was really like behind the scenes at Goodison Park. He opens up about managing Everton, the modern player, and his scariest moments on and off the pitch.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Prepping for Big Dunc

02:14 – Duncan Ferguson Joins the Pod

03:10 – Growing Up Fighting in Stirling

06:12 – Becoming Britain’s Most Expensive Teenager

09:40 – The ‘Headbutt’ That Landed Him in Jail.

13:20 – What Prison Was Really Like

16:58 – Why He Fell in Love with Everton

20:45 – He Turned Down Who?!

24:33 – Becoming Everton Manager

29:05 – Forest Green Rovers & Learning as a Gaffer

33:10 – Football Has Changed... But Has He?

37:42 – When Burglars Picked the Wrong House

41:20 – Toughest Opponents & Dressing Room Chaos

46:02 – Legacy, Regrets & Big Dunc’s Final Word

1:01:00 – Wrapping Up the Madness

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This week on That Peter Crouch Podcast, the Friday Edition, Pete, Sids, and Chris serve up some fresh football takes, and nipple cream controversy as they unpack Sid’s London Marathon, chaotic VAR decisions, and the bizarre world of stadium announcer catchphrases.

Fresh from running 26.2 miles, Sids brings medal-in-hand reflections on the sheer madness and magic of the marathon, with touching shout-outs from fans, and revisiting the surprise phone call from John Terry during the recent live stream where he revealed his own nipple struggles mid-run.

The lads also reflect on their first-ever livestream watchalong (think Gogglebox meets CrouchFest) and dream up where it could go next — Boxpark half-time shows, anyone?

Elsewhere, they dive into Liverpool's dominant win, the TNT “False Two” launch, and Klopp's potential return. There's also talk about Cheavon Clarke’s recent trolling of Spurs in their own stadium, thunderous nicknames at Leeds, and the most iconic stadium shouts in the UK.

It’s football analysis, marathon madness, and complete nonsense… all in a day’s pod.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Sids on the London Marathon: “Best thing I’ve ever done.”

02:00 – Fans shout “Back Stronger!” during the run

03:10 – John Terry called us live on the livestream?!

05:00 – Watchalong madness and ideas

06:00 – The infamous “False Two” TNT moment

08:10 – Klopp’s Real Madrid rumours

10:00 – Michael Buffer’s million-pound catchphrase

13:00 – Lookalike ring card people (Sheeran, Beckham… WHAT?!)

14:00 – Arsenal anthem played at Spurs Stadium = SCENES

17:00 – Rescinded red cards

35:00 – Golf trip motivational speech request

39:00 – Hospital XI

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are knee-deep in Championship chaos as Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive headfirst into the beautiful unpredictability of the Play-Offs.

They explore what makes this stage of the season the most thrilling—and brutal—event in English football. With firsthand stories from their own careers, including Crouchy’s brief stint at Norwich, to Sid’s heartbreak at Brighton, they discuss how the psychological rollercoaster of the Play-Offs impacts clubs, fans, and players alike.

From debating whether staying in the Championship is actually more fun than promotion, to reminiscing on iconic moments like Troy Deeney’s miracle goal and Bobby Zamora’s last-gasp winner, the episode blends nostalgia, insider insight, and hilarious tangents—including sandwich debates, shared lawn feuds, and the real meaning behind "gulf in class."

Whether you're a football purist or just in it for the playoff mayhem, this episode delivers everything you love about the pod—laughs, heart, and a serious nod to what football means beyond the pitch.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Acknowledging that Ashley Cole episode title… 

02:00 – Golf hole-in-one idea and potential podcast-branded hole

04:20 – The Championship: best or most chaotic league in the world?

06:10 – Watford in the Premier League vs. Championship

11:22 – Mental health in football – Talk More Than Football campaign

17:00 – Steve Sidwell on his forced retirement

20:03 – Iconic Play-Off memories – Charlton vs. Sunderland

23:05 – Brighton’s brutal loss and the emotional impact of playoffs

25:06 – Bobby Zamora’s last-minute goal & legendary QPR moment

29:11 – “One game away from £120 million” – The insane business side

33:29 – Reading’s shock Premier League run with just £2.5M spent

40:07 – Will Burnley or Leeds survive the Premier League next season?

Football chat? Easy. Talking about how you actually feel? That’s where it gets tough. #TalkMoreThanFootball.

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids dive in with some pre-marathon chat, as Sids gears up for the London Marathon with a torn calf and a point to prove. The lads rally behind him and address what turned out to be a not-so-accurate slogan—‘Quid for Sids’ (actually a fiver).

They unpack this week’s outrageous Premier League predictions, the form of teams like Liverpool and Arsenal, and what’s going on at Chelsea and Spurs. Plus, wild tangents ensue—from Jamie Vardy memes, to middle-seat van etiquette, to a riotous reinvention of football jargon with concepts like ‘false one’ and ‘fraudulent five’.

It’s classic chaos, with hot takes on Harry Maguire up front, Rimmel London’s football insight (kind of), and just enough stats to keep it somewhat legit.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Introduction to the Friday Pod

01:08 – Sids reveals calf tear just weeks before the marathon

03:05 – Sids commits to running the marathon despite injury

05:14 – Crouch, Chris & Sids’ Premier League predictions

09:18 – Arsenal’s Champions League chances—real or hype?

11:14 – Faking Liverpool winning the title… sort of

13:12 – Championship drama and promotion praise

19:04 – Crouch on Harry Maguire: “Get him up front!”

24:10 – Ridiculous predictions for Liverpool v Spurs

31:12 – Neutral stand? Games gone. 

48:10 – “Fraudulent One” and the rise of fake football positions

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, something totally unexpected happens—Ashley Cole drops in for an impromptu visit while out in Portugal with Crouchy, catching the lads completely off guard!

With Chris still away and sunning himself on a well-earned holiday, and Sids dialing in from the Chumbawum-bar, this one turns into an unplanned but surprisingly insightful deep dive.

Ashley shares his behind-the-scenes coaching insight from his time with England's U21s, analysing the most exciting young players in English football right now—including Myles Lewis-Skelly, Ethan Nwaneri, and Morgan Gibbs-White—explaining what separates arrogance from confidence in the next generation. 

The group also debates whether the Championship-to-Prem gap is now impossible to cross, and whether the so-called ‘mid-table’ teams are actually leveling up faster than you think…

Oh, and it wouldn’t be a classic Pod without a bit of chaos: limbs chat, golf games, and an eBay XI that nobody asked for featuring David “Buy Now” and Erik Ten Haggle.

As ever, absolutely no structure, but loads of laughs.

Chumbawamba 

00:00– Intro

00:01:22 – Ashley Cole casually walks past?

00:03:02 – Ashley about standout U21 player

00:04:12 – Ashley on Myles Lewis-Skelly's maturity

00:05:27 – Man City’s interest in Morgan Gibbs-White: Is he ready?

00:09:07 – Ashley on Max Dowman and how early hype = pressure

00:11:10 – Lewis-Skelly’s confidence vs arrogance debate—Ashley reacts to the Haaland celebration

00:13:30 – Is the Championship-to-Premier League gap too big now? 

00:15:25 – Can Nottingham Forest sustain their rise?

00:17:17 – Ashley’s potential future as a manager

00:26:31 – Fan celebrations and “limbs”

00:30:34 – Crouchy’s dad literally fell into a pit!

00:32:00 – Andy Carroll: playing for love, not money

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On this week’s That Peter Crouch Podcast, Sids continues to hold down the chumbawum-bar as Chris enjoys his well-earned holiday, and Crouchy joins live from Portugal, diving deep into the wildest twists from this week’s football action: shocking Chelsea slip-ups, outrageous comebacks, and top-six goalkeeper debates.

They go in hard on the Real Madrid vs Arsenal second leg (is a 3–0 lead ever really safe?), and things get juicy as they discuss behind-the-scenes bonus culture, Premier League moles, and who’s REALLY leaking stories at Spurs.

Plus, is Mo Salah Liverpool’s greatest ever player? The debate rages on. Add to that the ultimate parent sports day drama, Portuguese Easter egg hunts, and some serious match predictions for the weekend. Get involved.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – The boys kick off

00:54 – Hands-free mic??

02:27 – Weekend results chaos: “Chelsea let us all down”

06:43 – Arsenal’s 3–0 lead: “The Bernabéu is different”

08:27 – Real Madrid prediction shocker: 2-1 comeback?

09:17 – Goalkeeper debate: Pickford vs. Onana

13:34 – Bonus culture in football: “Even if you didn’t play, you might get paid”

14:12 – The mole at Spurs: Is someone leaking to the press?

18:56 – Mo Salah debate: Greatest ever Liverpool player?

23:06 – Newcastle vs Villa preview: “This game is absolutely huge”

33:35 – “Justice done on parched!”: Arsenal’s set-piece coach antics

48:09 – Parents racing at Sports Day: Crouchy’s take on secret rivalries

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This week on That Peter Crouch Podcast, the boys get deep into the topic of loyalty—and all the chaos that comes with it in football. The lads unpack the messiest transfers, the fan backlash, the manager betrayals, and the true legends who stayed loyal to one badge their whole careers.

From personal stories about Crouchy's days at Southampton and Portsmouth, to Sids’ move from Reading to Chelsea, the lads lay it all out: when loyalty means staying, when it means going, and when the fans don’t forgive. Plus, they shout out the proper one-club legends like Maldini, Totti, and Giggs—was their loyalty heroic or career-limiting?

You’ll also get outrageous stories about coins passed through the human body, bacon sandwiches thrown in anger, football kits as walking billboards, and a surprise battle of the lawns in suburban Lancashire…

Chumbawamba 

00:00:00 -Introduction

00:05:16 – Loyalty in football.

00:10:23 – Sids gets booed

00:13:15 – Crouchy being one of the”Redknapp’s Babes”

00:17:00 – The Sol Campbell move that shook football.

00:18:00 – Andy Cole’s shocking transfer to Manchester United.

00:23:03 – Discussion on one-club legends: Maldini, Giggs, Totti.

00:25:11 – Crouchy reflects on modern players and staying loyal.

00:28:12 – Fans’ loyalty vs. clubs’ decisions and price hikes.

00:32:11 – Newcastle's Carabao Cup celebrations show true fan passion.

00:47:13 – Throwback to old-school football gear and nostalgia.

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On this week’s Fridayepisode, The notorious Steve Sidwell holds down the fort, filling in for Crouchy and the absent Chris Stark on their holidays. Despite almost completely losing control — the lads still find their groove…

Crouchy dials in from Qatar with tales of belly-flop surfing, and the boys break down the weird energy of the Manchester derby, Premier League power shifts, and if De Bruyne makes an all-time Premier League XI.

There’s a proper fan-boy moment from producer Jamie over one of the most outrageous free kicks of the season, before moving into the lengths a club could take to allow a player to retire at the club shirt you started at.

And of course, it wouldn't be Friday without a spicy Dogfight League update, and a Ski XI full of powder puns and alpine banter. Plus, the eternal question: who’s sitting in the middle van seat this time… and why?

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Crouch forgets to press record!

00:03:00 – Technical issues spark SD card/“siddy card” banter.

00:05:00 – Man City vs Man United derby chat — “Just not the same anymore.”

00:07:00 – Crouchy applauds the opponent by accident while on the bench.

00:11:00 – That outrageous free kick — “Postage stamp!”

00:18:07 – “Onana might be United’s worst keeper…” — reaction to viral quote.

00:30:00 – One-day contracts to retire at your first club? Crouchy’s brutal take.

00:36:00 – The Vanorama Middle Seat Debate.

00:40:00 – The PodSki XI — the return of Lucas PodSki.

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In this nostalgia-packed episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads welcome

Premier League icon Peter Schmeichel, and the result is nothing short of legendary.

Widely considered one of the greatest goalkeepers of all time, Peter Schmeichel shares extraordinary stories from his journey, growing up in Denmark, sneaking in football behind his pianist father's back, and the shocking spy story of his dad defecting from Poland during the Cold War.

From bringing handball instincts into the Premier League to transforming goalkeeping

with his iconic throws and psychological tactics, Schmeichel gives fans unmatched

behind-the-scenes insight into Man United’s dominance, Sir Alex Ferguson’s trust in the

Class of ’92, and the unbelievable run that led to the famous 1999 treble.

He even talks about his love-hate relationship with baked beans, his time on Strictly

Come Dancing, and how he may have nearly joined Liverpool on a night out with Ian Rush!

This one is for the diehard football romantics. Bacon sandwiches at the ready—this is the

Schmeichel episode you didn’t know you needed.

Chumbawamba 

00:04:06 – Schmeichel on Denmark and his connection to England.

00:12:33 – Schmeichel’s Cold War double agent story.

00:24:22 – The influence of handball on his goalkeeping style.

00:29:06 – Sir Alex showing up in Denmark with a promise.

00:34:12 – What it meant to win the first-ever Premier League title.

00:41:13 – Dwight Yorke’s underrated role and dressing room magic.

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On this episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive into absolute chaos. The speech-breaker game provides hilarious slurred impressions, before the lads dive in to some serious football analysis, with their unfiltered thoughts on everything from Forest's FA Cup charge to the latest Man United woes.

Crouchy relives the Anfield Legends Game, and Sids goes deep with heartfelt news about his marathon fundraiser for two causes very close to his heart.

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There’s talk of semis at Wembley (yes, those ‘semis’ too), Haaland’s injury fallout, and the never-ending United vs City saga.

And yes, there’s even a debate about what football scoreline prediction counts as missionary, and which counts as ‘the wheelbarrow’.

Chumbawamba

00:00:00 – Speech Breaker chaos—lads lose it laughing

00:05:34 – Premier League predictions

00:10:27 – Manchester Derby preview: Haaland’s injury fallout

00:28:14 – Sidwell speaks on his Marathon

00:37:15 – Balotelli, Vinnie & Bowyer Vanarama

00:39:23 – Erik Ten Haagen-Dazs

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, we’re coming to you straight from the Liverpool team hotel on the morning of the Liverpool Legends Match at Anfield.

Crouchy is joined by an all-star lineup of former Reds, including Steven Gerrard, John Barnes, Djibril Cissé, Yossi Benayoun, Ryan Babel, and Jay Spearing, for an exclusive behind-the-scenes chat about what it really means to pull on the famous red shirt.

The lads reminisce about unforgettable Champions League nights, legendary team talks, and share hilarious behind-the-scenes stories.

From Gerrard’s best Liverpool memories to Cissé’s injury recovery, and Barnes on the evolution of the modern game, this episode is packed with iconic moments.

Let us know in the comments – who’s the greatest Liverpool legend of all time?

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00:00 – Intro

00:35 – Pre-match nerves

02:34 – Can Jay Spearing play for LFC now?

04:50 – Young player’s poor communication

08:36 – Babel’s favourite LFC memory

10:10 – From Madrid to Warrington

13:31– Dirk Kuyt & the go-kart incident

15:45 – Working with Arne Slot

19:54 – The Liverpool connection

23:10 – Benayoun’s only podcast!

25:41 – Yossi’s time in England

28:45 – Best in the dressing room

31:10 – Cisse arrives

33:27 – Signing for LFC

35:11 – Cisse’s injury recovery

38:14 – Dalglish’s team talks

39:39– Barnes & Pete catch-up

42:09 – From Watford to Merseyside

44:45 – “It’s a Liverpool thing”

47:20 – Pete’s night out with Barnes

47:53 – Steven Gerrard on the pod!

49:03 – the Liverpool Foundation

50:42 – Elite player mentality

52:08 – Gerrard’s favourite LFC memories

54:24 – Setting standards

55:58 – Great to be back (stronger)

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Chris Stark opens up about his deeply personal and challenging experience—his recent battle with testicular cancer.

In an honest and emotional conversation, Chris shares how he discovered the diagnosis, the whirlwind of emotions that followed, and the treatment process, including surgery and chemotherapy.

The lads discuss the importance of early detection, the impact of health scares on mental resilience, and the role of humour in dealing with life’s toughest moments.

This episode is about more than just Chris’s journey; it’s a conversation about awareness, support, and the importance of looking out for yourself and those around you. A serious subject, tackled with the openness and camaraderie that defines this podcast.

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive headfirst into

the wild world of football’s finest personalities. From legendary road rage contenders to unexpected

musical performances, the boys leave no stone unturned.

Crouchy reminisces about the highs and lows of Cheltenham, while the gang debates who you’d

least want to encounter in a van showdown. Plus, there’s a surprise musical guest delivering a

Vanarama anthem for the ages…

Expect laughs, shocking confessions, and enough football banter to keep you going all week. And

remember, if you’ve got stories to share, the comments section is wide open!

00:00 - Quick catch-up with Crouchy, Chris, and Sids

10:00 - Peter’s latest antics on social media

16:00 - Vanarama: Who’s driving?

24:00 - Recording the Vanarama anthem

33:00 - Special guest appearance and the anthem debut

40:00 - Crouchy prepares for a return to the pitch

47:00 - Can Crouchy survive in the doghouse?

52:00 - The lads’ funniest fan-submitted stories

58:00 - Wrap-up and teaser for next week’s chaos

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive into the wildest

marathon stories—both on and off the pitch. Sids reveals the highs and lows of training for the

London Marathon, while Pete shares an unexpected encounter from his own race experience. The

lads also react to an incredible story from a listener who ran 95 marathons in 61 days (yes, really!).

The conversation takes a turn as they discuss luck vs. talent in football—does being in the right

place at the right time matter more than skill? Crouchy reflects on the moments that made (and

nearly broke) his career, while Sids shares his experience at Arsenal, where he might have been at

the right club at the wrong time.

Elsewhere, they tackle live TV chaos (including Joe Hart’s accidental on-air blunder), Chris’s roast

dinner that led to an impromptu session on the pints, and the latest pod invention—an actual That

Peter Crouch Podcast board game! The concept? Stay out of the doghouse and survive the ultimate

pub crawl. Would you play it?

Let us know in the comments—what’s the luckiest moment in your career? Would you take on the

95-marathon challenge? And most importantly… should Sids actually run the marathon dressed as a

pudding?!

Don't forget to subscribe, drop us a review, and stay tuned for more podcast chaos next week!

00:00:00 – Marathon Training Updates

00:09:50 – He ran Across Australia Listening to the Pod

00:22:00 – How Luck Shapes a Footballer’s Career

00:31:30 – Crouchy’s QPR Breakthrough

00:42:15 – A Cutthroat World: Football Academies

00:55:30 – “Doghouse" - The Board Game

01:02:02 – Closing Thoughts & Fan Messages

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Peter

Arsenal 2 - 0 Chelsea

Everton 1 - 0 West Ham

Southampton 1 - 3 Wolves

Chris

Arsenal 2 - 1 Chelsea

Everton 2 - 1 West Ham

Southampton 1 - 2 Wolves

Sids

Arsenal 2 - 2 Chelsea

Everton 1 - 1 West Ham

Southampton 0 - 0 WolvesPeter

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive into one of the biggest football debates of the week, has Arteta completely lost the plot? After his dramatic press conference walkout, the lads break down the pressures of managing a Premier League club and the mind games involved.

Elsewhere, they discuss the madness of Gazza, Stack, and Ruddock, legendary players who defined chaos on and off the pitch.But that’s not all, Salah’s future at Liverpool is under the microscope, with rumours of an unbelievable exit plan.

Meanwhile, Cheltenham fever is in full swing, and the boys discuss the wildest betting stories, the unexpected connection between Cheltenham and Benidorm, and whether Saint Patrick’s Day celebrations get too out of hand for footballers.

Got a Cheltenham tip or a story about a footballer meltdown? Drop it in the comments!

00:00 | Intro

08:45 | Arteta Walks Out!

16:20 | Salah’s Leaving Liverpool?!

22:40 | The Forgotten Football Rule

31:50 | Last Night’s Football Drama Analyzed

43:15 | Gazza, Stack & Ruddock Madness

47:25 | The Link Between Cheltenham & Benidorm

56:00 | Closing Thoughts & Next Episode Tease

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive

into one of football’s biggest challenges… longevity.

What does it take to keep playing at the highest level for years? Is it down to fitness,

mentality, or just plain luck? The lads break down the secrets behind long careers,

from training regimens to dressing room power struggles. 

They also reveal the telltale

signs that a player’s time is up, plus the legends who somehow defied the clock.

And of course, there are plenty of ridiculous stories along the way. If you think footballers have it easy, this one might change your mind.

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[00:00:00] – What does longevity mean?

[00:05:30] – The biggest factor for a long career

[00:10:15] – The players who defied time

[00:20:20] – The modern approach to longevity

[00:25:50] – How football veterans stay motivated

[00:30:00] – Dressing room dynamics

[00:35:45] – Knowing when it’s time to retire

[00:40:10] – Is longevity harder now?

[00:47:00] – The key to a long football career

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Pete - 47

Sids - 46

Chris - 42

Final Scores from the weekend

Man Utd 1-1 Fulham

Bournemouth 1-1 Wolves

Newcastle 1-2 Brighton

Predictions (at 90 mins)

Pete

Man Utd 1-3 Fulham (0pts)

Bournemouth 1-1 Wolves (3pts)

Newcastle 3-2 Brighton (0pts)

Chris

Man Utd 1- 2 Fulham (0pts)

Bournemouth 2-1 Wolves (0pts)

Newcastle 2-0 Brighton (0pts)

Sids

Man Utd 0-2 Fulham (0pts)

Bournemouth 3-1 Wolves (0pts)

Newcastle 2-3 Brighton (0pts)

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive deep into the

madness that is Vanarama, the game that’s taken over football! The lads discuss the hilarious chaos

it’s brought to the pod and even pitch getting a major pop star to record the theme song.

Elsewhere, the boys break down the biggest FA Cup shocks, discuss Wayne Rooney’s savage take

on Manchester United, and question whether Arsenal’s attack is strong enough to win the league.

Plus, Pete shares the story of a tackle so bad he had to apologise to Fabregas after the game!

And of course, it wouldn’t be That Peter Crouch Podcast without some top-tier Doghouse stories,

including a pre-written poem for a girlfriend who’s about to find out her fella has definitely messed

up.

Oh, and if you’ve ever wondered what a game of Vanarama with animals would look like… well,

let’s just say you’re in for a treat.

Let us know in the comments—who’s got the worst football fine story? 👀

00:00 - Welcome to That Peter Crouch Podcast

00:01 - Vanarama Game Takes Over Football!

00:07 - FA Cup Predictions

00:18 - Peter Crouch’s Shocking Tackle

00:26 - The Key to Forest’s Success

00:32 - The Ultimate Doghouse Dilemma

00:36 - Playing Vanarama with Animals?!

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive headfirst into

the world of football rivalries—from the biggest derby days to the strangest grudges you never

knew existed. 

The lads relive their personal experiences of playing in heated matches, including the

madness of Brighton vs. Palace, the infamous Stoke vs. Arsenal clash, and the sheer hatred of Villa

vs. Birmingham.

But rivalries aren’t just for the pitch—managers, pundits, and even mascots get involved too.

Sidwell shares his nightmare journey through hostile Palace fans, while Pete breaks down why

some players never let things go (yes, Roy Keane, we’re looking at you). 

Plus, we dive into the weirdest football club owners and uncover the hidden rivalries in football punditry.

Let us know in the comments—who is your biggest footballing rival? And if you're currently locked

in a personal or workplace rivalry, we want to hear about it!

00:00 – Intro 

04:30 – Second Clubs

07:30 – Dressing Room Drama

18:00 – Getting Personal

27:10 – The angriest tackles in football

30:45 – Dion Dublin

39:20 – Off the Pitch

50:15 – Club Owners

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Current standings:

Pete - 44

Sids - 46

Chris - 42

Scores from weekend:

Man City 0-2 Liverpool

Aston Villa 2-1 Chelsea

Newcastle 4-3 Forest

Petes Predictions

Man City 1-2 Liverpool (1pts)

Aston Villa 3-1 Chelsea (1pts)

Newcastle 2-1 Forest (1pts)

Sids Predictions

Mancity 1-3 Liverpool (1pts)

Aston Villa 2-0 Chelsea (1pts)

Newcastle 1-0 Forest (1pts)

Chris Predictions

Man City 2-1 Liverpool (0pts)

Aston Villa 2-1 Chelsea (3pts)

Newcastle 1-1 Forest (0pts)

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sid’s go head-to-head with their FA Cup predictions—who’s getting knocked out, and who’s pulling off the biggest upset?

The lads also introduce the world to the Vanaramagame, the latest football-themed debate that’s taking over group chats everywhere. Plus, Liverpool’s dominance, Man City’s struggles, and why the forgotten backpass rule never gets punished.

Finally, a few legendary listener stories and the biggest talking points from the weekend’s matches. Don’t forget to subscribe and drop your FA Cup predictions in the comments!

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sid delve into one of the most compelling themes in football—Redemption. Whether it’s a player bouncing back from a career-threatening injury, a manager proving the doubters wrong, or a team rising from the ashes, the lads explore what it truly means to have a comeback story. From Peter Crouch’s own redemption after a red card against Real Madrid to Stuart Pearce’s iconic penalty redemption for England, the episode is packed with gripping tales of resilience. The boys also take a deep dive into legendary redemption arcs like Ronaldo R9’s triumphant return to win the 2002 World Cup and David Beckham’s transformation from national villain to England’s hero. Plus, they discuss Marcus Rashford’s current struggles, Gareth Southgate’s managerial journey, and the most shocking comebacks in football history.

But it wouldn’t be That Peter Crouch Podcast without a bit of chaos—expect tales of marathon training, pub crawls, and, of course, an outrageous listener email about a reverse cowgirl toilet disaster. Buckle up for a wild ride through football’s greatest redemption arcs and let us know in the comments—what’s your biggest football redemption story?

00:00:00 – Crouchy, Sid, and Chris kick things off (Marathon training & pub crawl idea)

00:03:02 – Introducing the theme of Redemption: What does it really mean?

00:05:18 – Crouchy’s own redemption story—Red card in Madrid to hero at Stoke

00:08:10 – How players deal with failure and bounce back stronger

00:12:23 – Harry Redknapp’s brilliant man-management after Crouchy’s mistake

00:15:05 – Sidwell’s nightmare: Back-to-back red cards and a season ruined

00:22:51 – Ronaldo R9’s incredible return from near career-ending injury

00:31:07 – David Beckham’s redemption arc—From villain to national hero

00:34:59 – Managers who’ve had redemption arcs—Postecoglou & Southgate

00:37:06 – What would true redemption for Gareth Southgate look like?

00:40:01 – The chaotic listener email about a toilet disaster

00:45:18 – The weekly Crouchy quote & final thoughts on Redemption

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In this episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy checks in from a ski trip while Chris Stark and Steve Sidwell hold down the fort, with Sidwell performing an unexpected power move by claiming Crouch’s seat, stirring tension just as he surges to the top of their fantasy football league—raising the stakes on the brutal forfeit looming for the loser.

They dive into major Premier League clashes Manchester City vs. Liverpool and Aston Villa vs. Chelsea as well as the reactions from last weekends football.

Off the pitch, Chris shares a jaw-dropping fan encounter that helped him skip a two-hour queue at the Natural History Museum—showing the unexpected power of the pod community. The gang also brainstorms the most humiliating forfeits yet, including live poetry readings at football stadiums and a wild card idea involving apology cards for Moonpig’s "Dog House" section.

00:00:00 – Crouch Calls In from the Slopes

00:01:00 – The Power Move: Sidwell Takes the Throne

00:03:00 – Sidwell Surges Ahead

00:06:00 – Chris Stark’s Fan Encounter at the Natural History Museum

00:09:00 – Valentine’s 11: The Filthy Guess They Can’t Say Out Loud

00:11:00 – Man City vs. Liverpool: The Most Divisive Prediction Yet

00:18:00 – Aston Villa vs. Chelsea: Why Villa Might Destroy Them

00:23:00 – Newcastle vs. Forest: The Home Advantage Debate

00:26:00 – Sidwell’s Stag-Do Pep Talk: “No One Gets Left Behind”

00:28:00 – The Dog House Card: Crouch’s Genius Apology Hack

00:34:00 – The Forfeit From Hell: Live Poetry at a Football Stadium?

00:37:00 – The Secret Life of Stewards: Tactical Geniuses or Glorified Traffic Cones?

00:42:00 – Pub 11 & The New Game: Who Sits in the Middle of the Van?

00:44:00 – Wrap-Up: More Chaos Coming Next Week

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What really separates great football managers from the rest? In this episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Peter Crouch, Notorious SID, and Chris Stark dive deep into the hidden skill that defines success in football management. From Graham Potter’s bizarre motivational tactics—including getting players to take part in theatre and musical productions—to managers who completely lost the dressing room, they reveal how the best leaders get inside players' heads and inspire peak performance.

Crouchy shares inside stories from the England squad, including how Sven-Göran Eriksson’s team sheet mistake left him fuming, and why some players simply don’t care about football. The lads also discuss other strange motivation techniques, from factory visits to unexpected dressing room speeches, and debate whether footballers today lack the same hunger as past generations.

00:00 - Welcome to the Show

03:00 - Sven-Göran Eriksson’s Team Sheet Blunder

08:30 - The Hidden Messages in Manager’s Team Talks

12:45 - Why Do Footballers Cover Their Mouths?

17:10 - Graham Potter’s Bizarre Motivation Tactics

22:40 - The Factory Visit That Changed Players’ Perspectives

27:15 - “Some Players Just Don’t Care”

33:50 - What It’s Like to Play Under a Truly Motivational Manager

38:20 - The Dressing Room Speech That Left Players Speechless

43:10 - How Managers Use Mind Games to Get the Best Out of Players

48:05 - The Most Important Skill for a Football Manager

52:30 - The Power of Motivation in Every Job

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Current standings: 

Pete - 39

Sids - 40

Chris - 37

Scores from the weekend

Villa 2-1 Spurs 

Everton 0-2 Bournemouth

Brighton 2-1 Chelsea

Pete 

Villa 2-2 Spurs (0pts)

Everton 1-1 Bournemouth (0pts)

Brighton 1-3 Chelsea (0pts)

Chris

Villa 2-1 Spurs (3pts)

Everton 1-2 Bournemouth (1pts)

Brighton 2-2 Chelsea (0pts)

Sids

Villa 2-0 Spurs (1pts)

Everton 2-0 Bournemouth (0pts)

Brighton 1-2 Chelsea (0pts)

On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy Chris and Sids are giving their reactions to what was possibly the greatest derby ever played!!

In the final Merseyside Derby ever to be played at Goodison, the lads look how Tarkowski’s last second, thrilling equaliser may have inadvertently landed all the Everton faithful in the doghouse…

In what was also a thrilling week for the lads own league, Chris’ trust in the process has helped flip the league completely on it’s head and left the big man’s bum well and truly squeaking as Sid’s propelled himself into the lead with a MASSIVE 4 POINTER!!

And stay tuned, as the lads give their predictions for this weekends big clashes, including Spurs v Man Utd, Palace v Everton and Leicester v Arsenal. 

Let us know your predictions in the comments!

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On this week’s episode, the lads dive into the madness of the Premier League’s mid-season—who’s smashing it, who’s collapsing, and who’s just clinging on for dear life…

With the transfer window firmly shut, we break down the biggest winners and losers. Has Chelsea completely lost the plot? Are Man United beyond saving? And have Aston Villa quietly becoming a powerhouse?

Plus, there’s a heated debate about the most controversial sock choice, an absolutely legendary fan story featuring an awkward encounter at an airport Wetherspoons, and a look at how footballers actually unwind after those high-adrenaline night games.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Intro

02:26 – White socks or no socks?

05:00 – Winding down after a night game

12:41 – Transfer window roundup

15:23 – Manchester City’s spending

20:38 – Chelsea’s transfers

27:06 – The Rashford dilemma

30:33 – Arsenal’s window a failure?

32:14 – Have United gone backwards?

35:07 – Forest and Liverpool’s quiet January

40:58 – The airport photo

43:23 – Airline XI

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Current standings:

Pete - 39

Sids - 39

Chris - 33

Scores from the weekend:

Arsenal 5-1 City

Bournemouth 0-2 Liverpool

Ipswich 1-2 Southampton

Pete

Arsenal 1-3 City

Bournemouth 1-2 Liverpool

Ipswich 2-0 Southampton

Chris

Arsenal 1-2 City

Bournemouth 1-3 Liverpool

Ipswich 2-1 Southampton

Sids

Arsenal 0-2 City

Bournemouth 0-2 Liverpool

Ipswich 1-1 Southampton

Upcoming Games - FA Cup

Villa v Spurs (Paddy Power)

Everton v Bournemouth

Brighton v Chelsea

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On this week’s Football Fridays Podcast, the lads dive into one of the strangest trends in modern football—transfer announcement videos.

From Burnley’s Ross from Friends skit to Charlton’s Inbetweeners tribute - and even Crouchys clarets reveal - the lads share their thoughts on this window’s announcements and tee themselves up for “The Anno d’Or” 

Elsewhere, Arsenal’s statement win against Man City gets the full analysis treatment—was Gabriel’s battle with Haaland personal? Plus, we discuss whether FA Cup semifinals should return to Villa Park, Everton’s set-piece revolution, and whether social media now runs football more than managers do.

And, of course, there’s room for a few classic listener-submitted football innuendos. Got a better one? Let us know in the comments!

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Intro

02:30 – That Marcus Edwards reveal

04:10 – This window’s transfer videos

06:45 – Arsenal’s Man City thrashing

10:12 – The FA Cup’s most insane upsets

13:50 – Gabriel and Haaland…

16:40 – Villa vs Spurs

19:22 – Everton’s secret weapon

21:39 – Chris Wood & Real Madrid?!

24:10 – Brighton vs Chelsea

27:12 – Stewards warming up with subs

29:14 – Free pint madness in Nottingham!

30:40 – Football innuendos

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris sit down with former Welsh international and Premier League cult hero James Collins. Known for his no-nonsense defending, legendary commitment on the pitch, and wild off-the-field stories, ‘Ginge’ spills all on his career—from marking Luis Suárez at Anfield to the infamous Andy Carroll punch-up…

The lads dive into what really went on in those chaotic West Ham dressing rooms, the outrageous team nights out, and why he once played a Premier League game with a steak strapped to his foot. Expect tales of Big Sam’s Dubai trips, brutal old-school training, and the unique team spirit that kept the Ginger Pele’s career going strong.

Chumbawamba

00:00 – Intro

12:17 – That Euro 2016 Run & Marking Ronaldo

19:08 – Gareth Bale’s Elite Mentality

30:22 – The Best Dressing Room of His Career

42:31 – Harry Redknapp’s Simple But Genius Advice

46:45 – Dinner Turned Guinness Session

52:08 – The Return to West Ham

57:15 – Kicking Suarez for 90 Minutes

1:01:18 – Mid-Season Dubai Trips

1:14:18 – The Steak on the Foot Story

1:17:05 – Andy Carroll Punch-Up

1:22:35 – Legendary Team Bonding Trip

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Current standings:

Pete - 38

Sids - 36

Chris - 32

Scores from the weekend

City 3-1 Chelsea

Fulham 0-1 Man Utd

Palace 1-2 Brentford

Pete

City 1-2 Chelsea (0pts)

Fulham 2-0 Man Utd (0pts)

Palace 2-1 Brentford (0pts)

Chris

City 2-2 Chelsea (0pts)

Fulham 1-0 Man Utd (0pts)

Palace 1-1 Brentford (0pts)

Sids

City 2-1 Chelsea (1pts)

Fulham 1-1 Man Utd (0pts)

Palace 1-2 Brentford (3pts)

Upcoming Games

Arsenal v City

Bournemouth v Liverpool

Ipswich v Southampton

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On this week’s Football Fridays, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive into one of the biggest shocks in the Premier League right now—Bournemouth’s ridiculous run of form… can they really take points off Liverpool this weekend?

Elsewhere, the lads go in on VAR after yet another shocking decision, debate whether Arsenal can survive without Saka, and discover something deeply unsettling—whose feet are rated 5 stars online?

And if that wasn’t weird enough, there’s talk of a wild new forfeit—Crouchy suspended above the Thames in a glass box. Could this actually happen? Let us know in the comments!

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Crouchy’s love for Bridget Jones

03:11 – Five-star feet

09:04 – Title race implications

13:30 – That VAR decision

17:45 – Arsenal’s secret playbook

21:36 – Old-school set-piece training

27:10 – Bournemouth’s unreal form

 34:02 – Crouchy in a glass box

38:45 – Twinning the towns

41:58 – Hand of Pod part III

44:50 – Wives vs husbands paddle

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Steve dive into the magic of European football. From Crouchy and Sid’s own European nights to the new tournament format that has everyone scratching their heads, the lads leave no stone unturned. They compare their away day experiences, training at some of Europe’s most iconic stadiums, and answer listener questions about everything from Tesco-transfer announcements to under-arm knocking etiquette (yes, really).

Expect plenty of laughs, insights on the upcoming fixtures, and a healthy dose of nostalgia as they recount tales from Milan, Barcelona, and beyond. We’ve even got a Champions League-themed quiz… unbelievable scenes.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 - Kicking off

00:14 - New UCL format: thoughts?

06:05 – Baby announcements, Fabrizio-style

10:06 – Under-arm knocking

15:02 - European travel stories

22:45 - Iconic stadium training

27:55 - Can you hit the screen?

29:40 - How pundits prepare for European matches

31:15 - European fan cultures

36:25 - Too much football now?

41:00 - Can Man City actually miss out?

47:15 - European magic

48:50 - Champions League quiz

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Current standings:

Pete - 38

Chris - 32

Sids - 32

Scores from the weekend

Arsenal 2-2 Villa

Newcastle 1-4 Bournemouth

Everton 3-2 Tottenham

Pete

Arsenal 2-0 Villa (0pts)

Newcastle 2-1 Bournemouth (0pts)

Everton 1-0 Tottenham (1pts)

Chris

Arsenal 2-1 Villa (0pts)

Newcastle 2-0 Bournemouth (0pts)

Everton 1-1 Tottenham (0pts)

Sids

Arsenal 1-0 Villa (0pts)

Newcastle 1-1 Bournemouth (0pts)

Everton 0-2 Tottenham (0pts)

Upcoming games

City v Chelsea

Fulham v Man Utd

Palace v Brentford

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On this week’s Football Fridays, Crouchy, Chris and Sids dive into the chaos surrounding two of football’s biggest clubs: Tottenham Hotspur and Manchester United. From Spurs’ relentless struggles under Postecoglou to United’s ongoing woes with new management, the lads give their verdict on whether these two clubs can turn things around.

Crouchy dissects Tottenham’s inconsistent performances, shocking defensive lapses, and the questions around Postecoglou’s future as well as Manchester United’s alarming inability to build momentum, with fans questioning whether Ruben Amorim is the right man for the job.

Crouchy and the lads also delve into the new Paddle craze that is taking the UK sport scene by storm, with the BBQC+ being its newest recruit. With bold predictions for this "Big Weekend”, updates on our #StandForStewards campaign and even Valentine’s Day ideas, Crouchy, Chris and Sid’s have got you covered.

And let us know in the comments: Who do you think is in bigger trouble —Tottenham or United? How can either team save their season?

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Kicking off

00:42 – Predictions gone wrong…

04:05 – Bridge back stronger

09:00 – Paddle tennis: the new obsession

14:02 – Manchester United’s crisis

20:03 – Chelsea vs. Man City

26:00 – Fulham’s push for Europe

30:16 – Crystal Palace vs. Brentford

34:22 – “It’s a nightmare fixture!”

39:01 – Valentine’s Day meat bouquets

43:40 – Listener messages

45:05 – The “Big Weekend"

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On this episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads welcome 1998 World Cup winner and Premier League legend, Emmanuel Petit. Emmanuel shares his extraordinary journey from his humble beginnings in Normandy to lifting the World Cup on home soil and achieving Premier League glory with Arsenal.

The conversation covers Petit’s insightful views on the unique challenges of football at the highest level, his deep respect for mentors like Arsène Wenger, and the unmatched thrill of scoring in a World Cup final. The episode also dives into his thoughts on the differences between club and international football, the role of tradition in the Premier League, and the personal sacrifices behind his incredible career. Whether you’re a fan of Arsenal, international football, or just love a good football story, this episode is unmissable.

Chumbawumba

00:00 – Intro

00:58 – Petit's toughest opponent

02:16 – Gerrard, Lampard, or Scholes?

05:45 – Wenger’s life-changing advice

10:08 – Impact of losing a brother

15:47 – Boxing Day tradition

21:23 – Arsenal’s double-winning season

30:12 – The moment he lived his dream.

36:42 – World Cup victory parade

52:18 – Petit's reflection

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Football Fridays are BACK! On this week’s return of Football Fridays, the team dive back into the footballing world after the Christmas break, covering everything from Arsenal’s injuries to FA Cup drama and the return of David Moyes.

The lads navigate the highs and lows of the game, with discussions also veering into wild tangents; from autograph hunters and childbirth analogies—this episode has it all. Whether it’s replays in the FA Cup, tactical debates, or ridiculous derby rivalries (Jamie Oliver vs. Gino D’Acampo!), it’s great to have the Friday pod back stronger in full swing.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Welcome Back!

00:31 – Christmas fixtures recap

03:45 – FA Cup weekend breakdown

07:30 – Replay or Not?

12:45 – Autograph hunters

19:50 – Arsenal's injury struggles

27:15 – Moyes’ return to Everton

33:10 – Arsenal vs.Villa

38:00 – Newcastle Vs.Bournemouth

45:20 – Spurs’ chaotic season

51:00 – TV derbies

58:45 – Closing thoughts

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In this episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids take a no-holds-barred dive into the untold chaos of the January transfer window. From the frantic last-minute deals to the emotional upheaval for players and their families, this episode delivers unparalleled insight into football’s most unpredictable month.

Pete opens up about his own experiences moving clubs mid-season, revealing the nerve-wracking reality of relocating with barely any notice. The guys discuss the cultural shocks foreign players face when arriving in freezing English winters, the role of agents in sealing (or ruining) transfers, and the behind-the-scenes drama fans never get to see…

The lads also debate which January signings were absolute bargains and which became total disasters. With hilarious anecdotes, insider secrets, and candid moments, this episode is a must-watch for football fans looking to uncover the reality behind the headlines.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Intro

02:09 – New Year's resolutions

04:32 – The quatro board?!

08:10 – all-badge trunks

11:06 - The studded steward

18:32 – Sid’s January moves

20:47 – January relocations

24:10 – Are January transfers riskier?

29:36 – Cultural challenges

32:24 – Psychological toll

40:18 – Frantic deadline day deals

45:32 – Pete’s hotel stay

47:15 – Do the January transfers help or harm clubs?

52:48 – Warm-weather training camps

56:42 – Recalling January signings

1:01:24 – A few predictions

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In part two of this captivating interview, Ashley Cole dives deeper into the pivotal moments of his illustrious career. Known as one of football's greatest-ever left-backs, Ashley reflects on his move to Chelsea, the challenges of proving himself again, and the tactical nuances of facing players like Cristiano Ronaldo. He candidly shares his journey into coaching, including how he's preparing to step into a managerial role, and his evolving philosophy on player development.

From high-pressure penalties in Champions League finals to his infamous departure from Arsenal, Ashley discusses the mental and emotional demands of elite football. He also offers a rare glimpse into his personal growth, both as a player and a mentor to the next generation. Packed with exclusive insights, this episode is an intimate look at what drives a footballing icon on and off the pitch.

Chumbawamba 

00:00: Intro

00:56: Stepping out at Stamford Bridge.

02:22: Competing with Wayne Bridge

05:20: Scolari’stactics

06:24: Facing Ronaldo…

08:18: Ashley’s philosophy

10:14: Five-year plan.

17:14: Ready to be a manager

25:25: England’s "Golden Generation"

27:29: England career and sacrifices

29:20: High-pressure penalties

39:40: Life after Europe

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In this episode, Ashley Cole, widely regarded as one of the best left-backs in football history, opens up about his extraordinary career. From his humble beginnings in East London to becoming a cornerstone of Arsenal’s Invincibles and later excelling at Chelsea, Cole shares candid stories that have rarely been discussed before.

The conversation covers his transformation from striker to defender, life under legendary managers, and the pressures of high-stakes football. Ashley delves into the emotional decision to leave Arsenal, the backlash he faced, and the lessons learned from adapting to different playing styles and teammates.

He also reveals insights about his journey into coaching, highlighting the challenges and rewards of shaping the next generation of talent. An unmissable chat for any football fan, showcasing Ashley’s unique perspective on resilience, growth, and legacy.

Chumbawamba 

00:00: Intro

00:58: Ashley’s private life

06:07: Breaking into senior teams

10:10: From striker to left-back?!

18:35: Obsession with coaching

25:31: Learning from the greats

29:54: First cup final…

35:11: Arsenal’s “disrespect”

39:46: The media narrative

41:00: Chelsea come knocking

41:48: Almost a Galácticos?!

41:22: Part 2 coming soon…

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On this week’s festive episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and the Sids embrace the Christmas spirit in their own unique style. 

From the highs of last year’s live shows and summer events to hilarious reflections on Christmas dinner prep (complete with Starky’s infamous five-year cooking schedule), the lads dive into the quirks and traditions that make the holidays special.

The lads reminisce about their favourite childhood toys, debate retro Christmas Eleven lineups, and even touch on Peter’s surprising recent accolade as the “sexiest pundit.” 

With laughter, nostalgia, and a bit of banter inbetween, this episode is a perfect companion whether you’re cooking the turkey, hiding from family chaos, or just looking for a good laugh on Christmas Day.

Oh, and don’t forget to DM Crouchy for that Christmas schedule – it might just 

change your life!

Chumbawamba

00:00 Intro

04:07 Oh What A Year

09:03 Nicknames 

12:07 Childhood Toys 

14:22 Sexy Pete

16:26 Baller League

17:52 Season Recap

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Predictions from last week:

Current standings

Chris - 31

Pete - 35

Sids - 31

Scores from the weekend

Man City 1-2 United

Arsenal 0-0 Everton

Forest 2-1 Villa

Chris 

Man City 3-1 United (0pts)

Arsenal 2-0 Everton (0pts)

Forest 2-2 Villa (0pts)

Pete 

Man City 2-1 United (0pts)

Arsenal 3-1 Everton (0pts)

Forest 2-1 Villa (3pts)

Sids

Man City 2-0 United (0pts)

Arsenal 3-0 Everton (0pts)

Forest 1-1 Villa (0pts)

In this week’s final 2024 episode of Football Fridays, Pete, Sids, and Chris tackle the burning question of whether a manager sacking can truly save a team fighting relegation.

With personal anecdotes from their playing days, the trio discuss the tension between players and managers, the realities of midseason coaching changes, and the crucial moments that define a season’s fate.

From exploring the significance of the winter break to analysing some of the league’s top matchups, the conversation gets lively as they debate Spurs’ resurgence, Liverpool’s chances, and the unstoppable home form of Brentford.

Chumbawamba

00:00 - Intro

04:03 - “He’s a Stick Man!”

09:14 - Nostalgia trip

14:12 - Russell Martin's struggles

17:21 - Manager dynamics.

21:37 - Predictions heat up: Spurs vs. Liverpool

26:48 - Wood standing strong…

33:02 - Sarah and The Dream Boys

39:11 - Moody Spurs shirt

43:07 - Closing xmas wishes - regards to your families

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On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris and Sid’s are doing less talking on the mic and more talking on the track as they decide who really is the fastest footballer in this F1 Raceday experience.

Crouchy and the lads are joined by former footballers and friends of the podcast for this raceday spectacular, including Carlton Cole, Wayne Bridge, David Bentley, John Nellis and more!

This epic F1 Drive raceday experience will see the lads each become team captains going head to head against their own teams in qualification to set their grid places for the ultimate final showdown

Tune in for the highs, the lows, questionable tactics and some of the biggest skid marks this side of Silverstone.

Will Bridgey prove Sid’s right and claim his title as the best ever karter the premier league has ever seen? Will Crouchy’s cornering be his downfall? Does Chris start his Kart before or after putting his seat belt on? Tune in to find out.

Chumba-f***ing-wamba

00:00 - Intro

01:05 - Meet the racers…

05:37 - Racing nicknames

06:37 - Bents and Sids

07:53 - Ledley King swoops in!

12:21 - Best poem manager on the track?

13:50 - Qualifiers

16:56 - Post-race thoughts

18:29 - Stacky and White

21:57 - Team bonding exercises

23:59 - Bridgey and Nellis

27:32 - A wedding invitation…

29:24 - The final showdown

31:23 - Closing ceremony

34:11 - And the winner is…

35:48 - Wrapping up

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Predictions from last week:

Chris

Everton 1-3 Liverpool (n/a)

Villa 3-0 Southampton (1pts)

Brentford 1-2 Newcastle (0pts)

Pete

Everton 0-3 Liverpool (n/a)

Villa 2-0 Southampton (1pts)

Brentford 2-1 Newcastle (1pts)

Sids

Everton 0-2 Liverpool (n/a)

Villa 3-0 Southampton (1pts)

Brentford 2-2 Newcastle (0pts)

On this week’s Friday Pod, Crouchy, Chris and Sids dive into the chaos of last weekend’s storm-affected football, and Sid’s reveals how he went full Dad mode to ensure he didn’t miss Harry’s pro debut for AFC Wimbledon v Harrogate town!

They discuss Arsenal’s standout performance in set pieces and the Bruce bonus that Nicolas Jover can expect to receive this Christmas.  

There’s no shortage of laughs as Chris Stark shares a revelation about how baths are actually meant to be enjoyed (spoiler: he was doing it wrong for 24 years!). 

The team also takes a hilarious detour into Flo Rida’s name origin and lwe enjoy one of this Christmas’s potential number 1s in the form of a little donkey remix. 

Enjoy this week’s mixture of emotion, shite banter, and festive fun!

Chumbawamba

00:00 Introduction

03:42 Debut!

06:25 Last Week

11:33 Predictions

19:11 Defensive Dyche

27:00 Are You Not Entertained?!

32:17 24 Years at the Tap End

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On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Chris has done a runner to catch his son’s first nativity play and has left Crouchy and Sids flying solo - as they talk preparation for their upcoming go karting showdown next week. 

The Karting challenge, which was born out of Sids throwing down the gauntlet to ‘challenge Bridgey’ got the lads thinking about some of the toughest challenges they have faced in their careers, both on and off the pitch. 

The lads discuss the early pressures of dedicating your life to being a footballer as your mates hit the town on the lash, proving your worth when breaking into first team squads and the mental toll that being sidelined through injury can have on a player. 

The lads also discuss how they now find themselves challenging their own children and the next generation to get the best out of themselves and the different challenges this new wave of athletes face compared to them. 

Chumbawamba

00:00 Introduction

05:02 Pod Admin

07:29 Go-Karting

12:30 Life Post Football

19:18 Toughest Matches 

24:07 Sacrifices

28:39 Instinct

32:07 Family life

37:09 Listener Messages

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On this week’s Friday Pod, Crouchy, Chris, and The Notorious Sid delve into a whirlwind what has been a whirlwind week of football since they last caught up!

From the midweek fixtures frenzy to nativity show debacles, the trio balances heartfelt anecdotes with sharp football analysis. 

The lads discuss Everton's resurgence, the intensity of the Merseyside derby, and the emotional rollercoaster of Aston Villa's recent performances.

The lads also check in on Bristol City fan Jamie, whose road to redemption was given a near fairytale ending this week as he came on at half time to have another punt at the dreaded crossbar challenge

And hang around until the end to find out how the hand of pod got on on the first leg of its MASSIVE European tour this week - one of the lads all time favourite fan interactions

Chumbawamba

00:00 - Kicking off with midweek football updates.

03:00 - Crouch’s Hole (in one)

06:28 - Road to Redemption

09:38 - Goodison’s final Merseyside derby

15:10 - Up the Villa

23:00 - Naked and Afraid

29:00 - Hand of Pod Goes Global

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Football Fridays: The Most PHYSICAL Derby Yet? Goodison’s Final Battle

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On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete and Chris dive into a wild "Ask Us Anything" session, answering fan questions that range from football nostalgia to personal quirks.

They reminisce about muddy little league memories, those iconic oranges at halftime, and begin tackling the eternal mystery of "Who shot Kewell?"

Plus, Pete reveals the one club he wished he’d played for =, and the idea of being a one-club man, as well as discussing your VAR reform ideas, and the art of perfecting your love language.

For future “Ask Us Anything” episodes, let us know your wildest questions for the lads in the comments!

Chumbawamba

00:00 - Intro

03:07 - Sliding through mud

05:46 - Nostalgia for halftime oranges

08:00 - Go-karting showdown plans

12:50 - Crouchy’s one-club dream

24:30 - “Who shot Kewell?”

36:45 - Crouchy’s Survival Guide for Tall Strikers

42:10 - Returning from an injury.

46:10 - Lasagna love language

53:40 - VAR makeover

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On this week’s Football Fridays episode, Pete and Chris take a hilarious dive into the quirks and chaos of this week’s fixtures - with Sid’s being mysteriously absent.

They touch on Mo Salah's shirtless celebrations, the infamous Red Bull-chugging Jamie Vardy, and a pub showing Girls Aloud instead of the match—what were they thinking?! Plus, Crouchy reflects on taking his sons to their first Liverpool game and shares a heartwarming moment that made it unforgettable.

Chumbawamba

00:30 – Sid’s mysterious golf adventure.

02:15 – Yellow cards at home?!

04:22 – Crouchy’s new “tash”

06:50 – Kids’ first game.

11:30 – Vardy’s Red Bull ritual.

13:45 – Pub swaps football for Girls Aloud?!

25:30 – Salah’s shirt-removal breakdown.

31:15 – The infamous reverse croc slide.

43:30 – A rubber hand’s European tour.

48:00 – Email confessions.

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We recommend watching this episode on YouTube to get the full nostalgic experience!

On this episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids dive headfirst into the world of nostalgia, reliving the sights, sounds, and quirks of football from the '90s and early 2000s. From iconic sponge balls on muddy school pitches to legendary adverts like Nike's airport campaign with Brazil's finest, the conversation is a celebration of football’s golden years.

Along the way, they tackle topics like old-school shirt sponsors, the changing matchday experience, and memories of classic goals and boots. Get ready for a trip down memory lane that’ll really leave you reminiscing!

Chumbawamba

00:00:00 – Intro

00:03:18 – Post-party press conference

00:06:30 – Nostalgia pod finally delivered!

00:08:02 – Childhood football & radio.

00:09:15 – Sponge ball playground disasters

00:16:01 – Football’s best-ever adverts

00:25:04 – Airport Nike Brazil ad

00:38:39 – Subbuteo’s surprising revival?

00:43:42 – That first-time stadium feeling

00:47:59 – Are stadiums too nice now?

00:53:15 – Weirdest memorabilia collected

00:57:55 -ListenersMessages

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In this week’s Football Fridays episode, the lads return from the international break and straight into the chaos of Premier League predictions. They dive into the latest Spurs drama, with dressing room rifts and secret player meetings stealing the headlines, while Manchester City’s surprising form slump continues to raise a few eyebrows.

There’s no shortage of laughs as Peter’s recent viral Agent Provocateur ad gets the full analysis, and the lads tackle some of life’s big questions—like whether reverse cowgirl on a toilet is a game-changer… and is it acceptable to use the loo naked?

With plenty of banter, bold predictions, and a chat about who might step into Gary Lineker’s legendary shoes, it’s a classic Football Fridays episode you don’t want to miss!

Chumbawamba

00:00 – The Prem Returns!

00:45 – Predictions recap

03:22 – That Agent Provocateur ad…

07:50 – International break disruption

11:46 – Toilet etiquette & reverse cowgirl

22:10 – City vs. Spurs

28:00 – Lineker’s replacement?!

35:30 – Wolves’ away woes

45:12 – Attempting socks on first

51:30 – Closing thoughts & forfeit stakes

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In this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris sit down with Arsenal legend Martin Keown for the second part of an in-depth, nostalgic journey through his remarkable career. Martin reflects on the challenges and triumphs of his time at Aston Villa, Everton, and return to Arsenal, detailing the pivotal decisions that shaped his legacy. From training ground bust-ups and tactical evolutions to life under iconic managers like Graham Taylor and Arsène Wenger, no stone is left unturned.

The lads delve into the mentality needed to thrive at the top level, the complexities of dressing-room dynamics, and Keown’s hilarious anecdotes about his teammates. Expect insights into what makes a winning team, the sacrifices of elite competition, and a few jaw-dropping stories—like Martin’s boxing-inspired training sessions and covert rides home with his manager. Plus, a look at how nostalgia and rivalry shaped one of England’s most fascinating footballing eras.

Finally, the lads wrap up with some fan questions, a nostalgic nod to another football intro, and an attempt at a London Underground XI…

Enjoy part two of this insightful interview with Martin Keown!

Chumbawamba

00:10 – Packing the bags

01:30 – Graham Taylor’s Villa

05:00 – Trusting the gaffer

09:30 – Boxing & back injuries

13:10 – Clashes with Everton legends

16:00 – Unfinished business

18:10 – Bergkamp’s dressing room banter

21:30 – Three Lions

24:10 – Jotting it all down

27:00 – London Underground XI.

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On this week’s episode of The Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids dig straight in with fourth officials putting on socks before boxers, sideline chaos, and the frustrations of live match notifications ruining game. With Rodri absent and City’s form slipping, the lads also ask if Guardiola might be ready to step away and what that could mean for the club’s title aspirations…

The lads also discover a band in the southwest called “Bugger Me Thrice”, Sid’s secret ancestry findings, wildcard Christmas party ideas, and round it up by heading to VAR for a disastrous mistake regarding the ‘UBAGSIE’ trophy… 

Chumbawamba

00:00 - Intro

01:40 - Christmas party debate

04:02 - “Bugger Me Thrice”

08:43 - Slow the notifications down!

10:13 - Fourth official’s walk of shame

15:21 - Socks before boxers?!

19:32 - End of an era for Man City?

25:50 - Abbey vs. Gibraltar

33:33 - Turkey-free Christmas

45:18 - Hand of Pod to Everest?!

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On today's episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Steve are joined by the iconic Martin Keown, the legendary Arsenal defender and three-time Premier League winner. The conversation dives deep into Martin’s story-filled career, his experiences on the field, and the mentality that shaped his relentless playing style. 

Known for his fierce competitiveness and discipline, Keown opens up about the influential figures who guided him and shares the values instilled in him at Arsenal. The episode covers unforgettable moments from his career, including rivalries with Manchester United, the intense training sessions with the likes of Thierry Henry, Dennis Bergkamp, Patrick Vieira and Tony Adams, as well as his role in Arsenal’s transformation into an elite powerhouse.

With candid anecdotes, humor, and Keown's no-nonsense approach, this episode is a must-listen for fans of football history, leadership insights, and the gritty tales behind some of the Premier League's greatest moments.

Chumbawamba

0:00Intro

3:29Messages & three of the buggers!

12:53Enter Martin Keown…

13:38Early days as a Gunner

14:40The Arsenal hierarchy

38:42The Gunner’s “Pioneer Group”

40:13The Battle of Old Trafford

40:41  That van Nistelrooy picture

41:22The fierce Man United rivalry

42:24The “siege” mentality

55:50The red Pumas

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On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris and Sid’s are all back together down the Chumbawambar discussing all the highs and lows that have happened in this week’s world of football. 

The lads give their reaction to the speedy appointment of Amorim at the helm of Manchester United, as well as whether he would be wise to keep Ruud Van Nistelrooy in the fold after his near perfect performances as caretaker managers. 

With a continued dominant performance at the top of the table, Chris has extended his lead over a languishing 3rd place Sids - whose arse has well and truly gone - and he looks hopeful at finishing the year in top spot.

Before heading into this weekend’s predictions, the lads give their views on the short lived blueys that were almost brought into the beautiful game, and Crouchy reminisces on the time Mourinho tried to entice him back to Tottenham. 

Ahead of this weekend’s fixtures, the lads give their predictions on the Chelsea v Arsenal, West Ham v Everton and Man Utd v Leicester games which all promise to be full of drama and have great potential to upset our own leaderboard. 

If you want to get involved in the Football Friday’s podcast - leave your predictions in the comments below!

Chumbawamba!

00:00 Introduction

05:01 Bring Back Blues?

09:21 Power of the Pod

12:27 Damien Duff x Mourinho

13:55 That’s Amorim

18:22 Title Race

20:30 Chelsea vs Arsenal 

28:07 West Ham vs Everton

31:50 Manchester United vs Leicester 

36:43 Are You Not Entertained?!

39:56 And The Winner is….

45:11 European Tour?!

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On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete and Sids dive into the classic stories of football’s greatest underdogs. They kick off by reminiscing on Leicester City’s stunning Premier League win, and remembering Greece’s unlikely Euro 2004 victory… the lads relive the Cinderella stories that took us all by storm!

They also share their personal tales of facing the football giants, with hilarious memories of playing for underdog teams against powerhouse clubs. In true podcast fashion, the laughs keep rolling as they discuss the culture of big coats, micromanagers who lose the office, and an anonymous confession from the “five-second man”.

It’s a must-listen for anyone who loves football’s David vs. Goliath moments and believes in the magic of the game’s most unexpected victories… enjoy this week’s episode!

Chumbawamba

00:00 – Introduction

01:08 – Life updates

02:25 – Redefining the donkey

11:05 – The underdog appeal

12:50 – Leicester City’s title

19:25 – Wimbledon and Greece.

27:40 – Losing the office

28:55 – Personal underdog stories

33:25 – Lower league upsets

36:49 – the football pyramid

43:24 – Stealing a win

47:36 – Closing thoughts

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On this week’s Friday edition of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete and Sids are left holding the fort again without Chris, who’s off on a family holiday. But Chris still manages to stir the pot, sending in his Premier League predictions. As usual, the guys tackle the big questions and make some bold calls on match outcomes for the weekend’s most anticipated fixtures—highlighting an upcoming clash between Manchester United and Chelsea…

The lads dive into the recent “Ballon d’Or” controversy, and the surprising no-show from Real Madrid players. They even explore the “new manager bounce” potential for Manchester United, as well as speculate on some iconic names who might be up for the role.

Sids is flabbergasted by some attempted entertainment, and an ice cream truck causes quite possibly one of the funniest moments on the podcast! Finally, we check-in on the “Hand of Pod” as it begins its global journey from a local pub to none other than… next to the Ballon d’Or! 

Enjoy this football Friday episode!

Chumbawamba

00:00 - Intro

01:34 - Chris’s Holiday Check-in

02:56 - Score Recap

04:59 - Ten Hag's Exit

06:34 - Arsenal’s Cultural Shift

08:33 - Managerial Options

10:04 - Balon d'Or Controversy and Rodri’s Win

12:56 - Upcoming Fixtures: Manchester United vs. Chelsea

13:30 - Cole Palmer’s Role

18:50 - Forest’s Surprising Success

23:27 - Spurs vs. Villa

27:50 - Xylophone teeth

31:48 - 9 Inches Shirt

35:18 - Hand of Pod

38:08 - Diminutive XI

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete dials in on his holidays and Sids is left holding the fort while Chris is away. The fans have taken over with their questions in an "Ask Us Anything" free-for-all! From wild hypotheticals to inside stories, the lads tackle it all.

Peter and Sids debate who would make the best strike partner between Tottenham legends Teddy Sheringham and Dimitar Berbatov, and things get creative as they decide who’d be easiest to tape to a lamppost… There’s also the heated question of which club has the loudest anthem – Delilah at Stoke or You’ll Never Walk Alone at Anfield?

Finally, Sids reflects on the quirks of footballer group chats, Crouchy shares his frustration with social media “catfish” players, and the lads wonder why long-range bangers have all but disappeared from the game. Expect plenty of laughs, some surprisingly serious takes, and a few answers you’d never expect!

Enjoy this special episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast!

Chumbawamba

00:00 - Intro

01:32 - Sheringham or Berbatov?

06:15 - Lampard or Gerrard

08:32 - Lamppost Dilemma

11:19 - Referee Driving Habits

13:04 - Leaving Group Chats

16:15 - Loudest Atmospheres

18:48 - Pre-Match Meals

21:53 - Club Chefs

24:54 - Pre-Season Challenge

25:54 - Catfish Players

28:08 - Long-Range Goals

31:19 -Manager Penalties

33:11 - Final Reflections

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On this week’s Friday episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouch dials in from his holidays to join Chris and Sids in the Chumbawam-bar, and there’s plenty to talk about after a great week of football.

The lads give their thoughts on David James’ fantastic full-stretch saves against a young lad with dreams of scoring in front of The Kop, Arsenal seeing red yet again, and the revelation of former Man United striker Diego Forlán’s professional tennis debut… but could Crouchy really take him on and win?

Finally, Sids talks about his return from a ludicrous “loan deal” to another podcast - but has he come back stronger?

Enjoy this football Friday episode!

Chumbawamba

00:00 Intro

01:00 Sidwell’s loan

03:05 German exchange

04:44 David James Penalties

08:43 Forlán’s tennis debut

11:22 Crouch vs Forlán

12:33 Predictions recap

17:14 Arsenal’s red cards

19:57 Arsenal vs Arsenal

27:32 Everton vs Fulham

31:22 Brighton vs Wolves

33:36 Listener messages

27:02 Hand of pod

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On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive into the world of football technology and discuss how it’s changing the modern game—starting with the always controversial VAR!

The lads give their verdict on whether VAR is improving football or completely killing the joy for fans and players alike. They also debate if we’re heading toward an American-style football experience with fan parks and half-time entertainment getting bigger every season…

But it’s not all serious chat - Chris reveals the hilarious tale of the “Muff Diving Association,” in Muff, a real place in Northern Ireland, and the lads are keen to sign up!

Plus, the lads explore how clubs like Brighton and Brentford are using data and algorithms to scout players and stay ahead of the competition.

Get ready for football insights, loads of laughs, and some outrageous stories—all on this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast!

Chumbawamba

00:00 – Intro

00:50 – Muff Diving Association

04:01 – Back Injury

08:51 – Sneezing

15:18 – VAR: Love or Hate?

19:03 – Ditch VAR?

22:31 – Technology

30:55 – Brighton’s Database

43:45 – Half-Time Shows

50:02 – Wi-Fi at Stadiums

52:00 – Closing Remarks

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On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris and Sids are in the Chumbawam-bar, reacting to the BOMBSHELL news that Thomas Tuchel has been appointed the new England manager

The lads give their verdict on how they think this new appointment will pan out and also react to some of the more controversial points of view that only an English manager should manage the England National squad.

In other news, we hear about how Crouchy has both literally and figuratively been back in the saddle this week all in a bid to keep San Marino happy….

The lads also discuss the massive 4 pointer Crouchy was able to nab after Greece’s last minute winner in the Nations Cup, which has propelled him to 1st position in the league tables.

In the immortal words of the big man himself, the cream will always rise to the top!

Enjoy this football Friday edition of That Peter Crouch Podcast!

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00:40 Rugby and horses

07:27 World Tour Planning

9:46 Football Predictions

13:13 Tuchel Reaction

23:23 English managers said no?

31:32 Post-International Predictions

38:03 Premier League Analysis

53:34 Hand of Pod

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On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris get real about one of the biggest turning points in a football manager's career… when they lose the dressing room.

The lads, who’ve been there before, share firsthand examples of managers letting it slip, as well as the ripple effect this has on team morale, communication, and performance. Senior players hold incredible sway, and their support (or lack of it) can make or break a manager’s fate.

We also delve into Aston Villa’s OUTRAGEOUS fines, sharing notes on the pitch, and send a call out to all of the managers out there - have you lost the office? Let us know in the comments and we can help you get it back!

Finally to top it all off, do we FINALLY have a paella for one?! Surely not…

Chumbawamba

00:00 Introduction and catch up

08:40 Gerrard’s Villa fines

18:57 What it means when a manager "loses the dressing room"

33:33 Changes in young players' attitudes and management styles

39:08 How the captain unites the dressing room

42:55 How captains communicate tactical information discreetly

50:51 Listeners messages, paella for one!

56:17 The Crystal Palace wedding shirt

57:14 Sleep XI and how to fall asleep

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On today’s Friday edition of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads sit down to rue another disappointing weekend in terms of scores on the doors which has left the leaderboard unchanged, but has brought Crouchy a tantalising 1 point from safety. 

Before the lads get into their ‘Internationals week’ predictions, Starky has some updates of his own, mainly around him popping his golf trip cherry - which went as well as expected!

We also have some MASSIVE news when it comes to Crouchy and Notorious’ sensational statistics from their playing days, which has left us all wondering, is Steve Sidwell the greatest Champion’s League player of all time?!

And hang around until the end for a game changing announcement that we want you, the listener, to get involved in #HandofPod

Let us know your predictions for the Greece v Ireland, Iceland v Wales and Croatia v Scotland games in the comments below!

Chumbawamba

00:00 Introduction

02:15 Golf Trip

10:11 Internationals

17:27 What a Donkey!

20:11 Fantasy Football 

20:53 Greece vs. Ireland 

24:44 Iceland vs. Wales 

27:00 Croatia vs. Scotland 

31:02 STATS!

35:18 The Custard Fist

41:21 Hand of Pod 

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On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris and Sids are talking all things Brits abroad as they look at some of the best exports to come out of the UK playing in foreign leagues. 

The boys look at cultural collisions, language barriers and how brits abroad have to adapt their game when it comes to playing further afield. 

We also have a very special guest appearance from none other than Luther Blissett, former AC Milan and Watford legend who spills the beans on just what it was like breaking into Serie A during the 80s. 

And stay tuned for Crouchy’s bombshell revelation of how he tried to strong arm himself into the galacticos side, as well as the perfect praise none other than Pep Guardiola lavished upon Peter during his playing days. 

Chumbawamba

00:00 Introduction and technical difficulties

05:55 Exploring new sports: Hobby horsing

09:01 Brits abroad: Players who played in foreign leagues

21:08 Luther Blissett interview about his time at AC Milan

35:59 Discussing best goals scored against them

41:35 Nostalgia for old football TV shows and montages

46:07 Remembering classic football kit sponsors

52:04 Worst away dressing rooms in the Premier League

54:34 Farming-themed football team lineup

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On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris and Sids are back ramping things up with their football friday podcast as Peter finds himself falling further and further behind the other lads in the race to avoid the forfeit. 

This week, the lads look at the impact Rodri’s absence is having on the Man City squad and how much this will impact rivals Chelsea’s title hopes. 

The lads also look at some of the more quirky tactics being used in the modern game including notorious’ personal favourite ‘the false draft excluder’ and Chris comes out with the bombshell revelation that Crouchy that Crouchy has a lost Wurzel anthem named after him!

And hang around to hear back from the lovely Susie Dent who is giving Chris some tips of his own ahead of his first lads golf trip!

Enjoy this week’s instalment of That Peter Crouch Podcast:: Football Fridays!

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**Episode recorded before the lads moved back to Chumbawambar**

On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris and Sids are very excited to be joined by world renowned sports psychologist, author and professional golfer Dan Abrahams. 

Having worked alongside some titans of the sporting world including Eddie Jones, Steve Mclaren and Gareth Bale, it is safe to say that Dan brings a unique insight into how the mind of professional athletes function and has plenty of pearls of wisdom on how to maintain high level, psychological performance. 

Dan and the lads explore some of the theories discussed in his book ‘Soccer tough’ which has been described as hugely influential by former Wales Captain Bale and has advice on how you can set up mental frameworks to maximise your potential. 

Dan also dives deep into the performance of current Liverpool manager Arne Slot and sheds light on how he believes he can unlock the maximum potential of his current squad through his high-intensity and human-centric coaching style.

This episode was a real eye opener for all the lads with plenty of big takeaways - be sure not to miss it! 

Chumbawamba 

00:00 Introduction 

03:55 Dan Abrahams

09:41 High Performance

18:27 It’s A State of Mind

24:12 Psychological Skills

28:24 Football Performance

37:35 Drop It Like It’s Slot

42:37 Pre-Game

48:09 Personal Challenges

52:47 Upcoming Work 

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On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy Chris and Sids are very proud to unveil the brand new CHUMBAWAM-BAR in all its glory as they reflect on another huge week in football. 

Whilst the scores on the doors were disappointing for Peter this week, a massive 3 pointer for Steve Sidwell has put him joint top of the table alongside Chris and his army of instagram loyalists. 

The lads look back at last week’s performances on and off the pitch and give their reaction to the drama laden clash between Man City and Arsenal last week. 

Pete reveals why he was not present on his punditry duties last week and the lengths he is going to get match fit once again and things get heated when the lads talk about their differing opinions on fantasy football tactics. 

This week, the boys give their not so expert opinions on the United v Spurs, Newcastle v City and Chelsea v Brighton games. 

Want to get involved in the pod? Leave your predictions in the comments below!

00:00 Introduction

03:16 Bad backs

07:19 Current Scores

20:12 Fantasy Football

24:48 United v Spurs

30:48 City v Newcastle

34:02 Chelsea v Brighton

38:40 Are you Entertained?

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On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Sids and Chris are at Wentworth Club, for the BMW PGA Championship Celebrity Pro-Am, where they sat down with the some of the biggest names in golf, sport and entertainment including Robbie Fowler, Jordan Pickford, Tony Bellew, Jamie George, Ollie Pope and more!

The lads also get to chat with tour champion and massive hammers fan Billy Horschel who has a very surprising revelation on how the beautiful game became his second favourite sport, and Michael McIntyre exposes Crouchy for not adhering to the age old adage of mates rates. 

This episode is full of huge names from all around the world of sport so there really is something for everyone - let us know in the comments if there is anyone else you would enjoy the lads chatting to on the pod!

Huge thanks to J.Lindeberg, Official Clothing Supplier of the DP World Tour, for bringing the style; and working with the DP World Tour to make it all happen.

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