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On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids wrap up another chaotic Premier League season… but not before getting distracted by AI-generated football conspiracies, military dolphins, and Declan Rice answering a FaceTime call LIVE on the podcast the morning after his 5am title celebrations.

The lads dive into Arsenal finally getting over the line after 22 years of waiting, with an emotional live chat from Declan Rice fresh off the back of the celebrations, plus debate whether guards of honour have officially become the most awkward tradition in football.

There’s also discussion around Liverpool’s uncertain future, Mohamed Salah’s comments, Spurs surviving the drop, and the absolute madness surrounding Southampton’s playoff controversy.

Elsewhere, the pod spirals beautifully into conversations about fake AI football news, Jose Mourinho rumours, and whether anyone can actually trust the internet anymore. Plus, the Football League season finally comes to an end as Sids is crowned champion… and receives one of the most outrageous prizes the podcast has ever seen.

It’s the final Premier League episode of the season — and naturally, it completely loses the plot.

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00:00 - Pete opens for a brief remote segment after being called away urgently

01:24 - Crouchy’s ridiculous new BBQ setup

03:24 - Plans for a future podcast BBQ episode

04:00 - End of season reflections begin

04:26 - Guards of honour debate kicks off

05:12 - Bernardo Silva & John Stones discussion

06:01 - “Where does it end?” with football send-offs

06:58 - Nobody actually likes guards of honour

08:18 - Arsenal title win reactions

09:20 - Spurs surviving relegation and West Ham going down

10:41 - Bizarre celebrations get called out

11:20 - Odegaard dragging Arteta into the celebrations

11:53 - Ollie Watkins partying before scoring a brace at Man City

12:51 - End of season review officially starts

14:31 - Players mentally switching off after the season ends

15:33 - Why footballers are told to completely rest

16:15 - How Arsenal balance title celebrations with Champions League prep

17:30 - The Arsenal celebrations outside the Emirates

17:58 - Declan Rice joins live on FaceTime after winning the league

18:59 - Rice admits the pressure was huge this season: “it can’t happen again”

20:16 - Why Declan Rice “makes you love Arsenal”

20:55 - Arteta finally gets credit for Arsenal’s rebuild

21:56 - Liverpool’s uncertain future and Salah’s comments

24:07 - Has Salah’s relationship with Liverpool broken down?

25:08 - Southampton playoff controversy explained

26:13 - Would players feel robbed by the playoff punishment?

27:51 - Middlesbrough accidentally benefiting from the chaos

29:13 - AI football rumours start fooling everyone

29:53 - Crouchy gets completely tricked by fake Dua Lipa photos

31:05 - “Dua Lipa” joins the podcast

31:12 - “Game is gone” as AI takes over football discourse

31:52 - Mourinho, Xabi Alonso & fake football news

32:18 - Crouchy somehow ends up discussing military dolphins

34:38 - Spurs fan asks how to present Player of the Year award

35:34 - Why relegated clubs shouldn’t even hold awards nights

37:20 - Final Football League standings revealed

38:21 - Paddy Power’s brutal final message to Chris Stark

40:09 - Sids receives an outrageous custom championship ring

41:36 - The dramatic “ring ceremony” begins

43:26 - Final reflections on the football season

44:04 - Crouchy delivers emotional end-of-season speech

44:56 - “Please continue to kiss the ring”

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids are joined by one of England’s toughest ever players… Terry Butcher.

From THAT iconic blood-soaked shirt to facing Diego Maradona at the height of his powers, Terry takes us right inside the chaos, passion, and brutality of football in the 80s and 90s.

The lads dive deep into Italia 90, the legendary England dressing room, Gazza stories, Bobby Robson’s management style, and why Terry believes modern football has “gone soft”. There’s also incredible insight into what it actually felt like playing against Maradona during the infamous Hand of God match in 1986 — including what happened when Terry confronted him afterwards.

Away from football, Terry opens up emotionally about his son Christopher, his battle with PTSD after serving in Iraq and Afghanistan, and the powerful ITV documentary Invisible Wounds. It’s one of the most honest and moving conversations we’ve ever had on the podcast.

Plus: shirt-swapping disasters, Escape To Victory, Dwight Yorke in Australia, and why footballers should stop pulling their socks down.

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00:00 - Eurovision chat and Wembley FA Cup stories

02:04 - Chris and Sids wind Pete up about Wembley

03:55 - John Terry sends Pete a Ruud Gullit surprise video

05:26 - Terry Butcher joins the podcast

06:25 - Inside the legendary Italia 90 England camp

08:03 - Why England never expected to win Italia 90

09:24 - England training sessions were “harder than matches”

11:28 - Terry explains his mentality playing for England

13:23 - “The game’s gone soft” starts here

14:00 - The full story behind the bloodied shirt

15:34 - Why Terry refused to come off injured

17:28 - “Every header felt like a squelch”

18:20 - Terry reacts to fans dressing up as him

19:47 - Life at Rangers and Old Firm madness

22:46 - Terry relives the Hand of God match

24:21 - Hearing England scream “HANDBALL!” at Maradona

25:30 - Terry confronted Maradona after the game

26:40 - Was Maradona the greatest ever?

28:11 - What made Bobby Robson special

29:34 - Terry’s issues with modern footballers

30:40 - Can England finally win another World Cup?

31:33 - Finding out England call-ups on Ceefax

32:10 - Why Terry hates energy gels on the pitch

33:04 - Terry opens up about his son Christopher

35:13 - PTSD, grief, and the struggles veterans face

37:19 - How “Combat 2 Coffee” helps veterans talk

40:29 - Terry speaks honestly about grief and crying

42:38 - Listener questions begin

42:59 - Why Terry turned down Escape To Victory

44:11 - The only Argentina shirt Terry ever kept

44:41 - John Terry’s question: best centre-back partner?

46:04 - Managing Sydney FC and Dwight Yorke stories

48:07 - Highland derby chaos with Derek Adams

50:28 - Terry explains what wearing the England shirt means

51:04 - Terry’s final rant about modern football

51:47 - The lads reflect on Terry’s emotional interview

54:20 - End of Terry segment / football roundup begins

01:02:43 - Why FA Cup managers should wear suits again

01:06:10 - Listener story about referees and fancy dress

01:12:00 - Paddy Power predictions

01:28:11 - End

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FROM THE VAULT: In this classic clip, Les Ferdinand looks back on the surprise move to Turkey that completely transformed his career. 

After struggling with injuries and self-doubt following his move from non-league football to QPR, Les explains how a loan spell at Besiktas changed his mentality forever.

The former England striker opens up on dealing with imposter syndrome, adapting to life in Turkey, and the pressure of suddenly playing in front of packed stadiums after coming from reserve football.

Les also reveals the incredible story behind scoring over 20 goals in Turkey, how the experience gave him the confidence to believe he belonged at the top level, and the bizarre moment the Turkish Prime Minister reportedly tried to help keep him at the club permanently by writing a letter to Margaret Thatcher!

If you enjoyed this clip, you can catch the full episode here: https://youtu.be/AZzBk2lPovg?si=9XtpMNguwcQC3-GA 

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids and Chris dive headfirst into one of the wildest Listener Mail episodes yet — and absolutely nothing is off limits. From pink eye, polyps and footballers wearing makeup on live TV… to whether finishing SECOND deserves an open-top bus parade, the lads somehow manage to cover it all.

There’s chaos as the boys debate if modern football has officially gone soft, including refs with trendy haircuts, xG nerds, shirt-off celebrations, and whether heading could eventually disappear from the game entirely. Plus, a listener’s all-time “Games Gone” rant sparks one of the funniest football debates they’ve had in ages.

Elsewhere, Pete reveals his secret childhood career working in his grandad’s butcher shop, the Wealdstone Raider officially dumps Chris for Crouchy, and there’s an unbelievable story involving someone legally named after the entire 1979 Liverpool team.

The lads also react to bizarre old-school footballer tweets, discuss marathon punishments for the Football League, rank Aussie icons in a “Down Under Vanarama,” and preview the FA Cup Final with the help of Chris’ wife Ria — who might actually be better at predictions than all three of them combined.

It’s listener mail at its absolute finest: ridiculous football chat, nostalgia, complete nonsense, and plenty of classic pod chaos.

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00:00 - Intro, makeup chat & Chris’ pink eye reveal

03:15 - Polyps, bllocks & why the lads do this to themselves

04:27 - Fans listening to the pod on the London Underground

05:12 - Shin pad injury update & the listener who got slashed

06:02 - Does SECOND place deserve an open-top bus parade?

07:18 - Playoff winners vs automatic promotion debate

08:50 - The Wealdstone Raider officially dumps Chris

10:22 - Will the Wealdstone Raider come on the podcast?

11:45 - Sponsored Segment with England

15:52 - Download the England app!

19:01 - Listener Mail officially begins

19:21 - The unbelievable football shirt sent from Vanuatu

20:48 - The lads decide to give the shirt away

21:24 - Aussie caravans & the “Down Under Vanarama”

25:31 - Steve Irwin, Alf Stewart & Toadfish in a Vanarama

26:51 - Sids loses it at “Beanpole, Fire Pbes and One Ball”

27:18 - Serious chat about checking yourself & men’s health

29:31 - A listener legally named after Liverpool’s 1979 team

30:43 - Charlie Otway’s insane full name explained

31:58 - Marathon punishment ideas for the Football League

34:58 - The funniest accidental footballer tweets ever

36:44 - “Games Gone” mega-rant begins

37:11 - Referees with trendy haircuts debate

37:29 - xG, “big chances” & football nerd culture

38:19 - Shirt-off celebrations & VAR frustrations

39:00 - Why clubs keep buying young foreign players

39:20 - Is football removing physical contact from the game?

40:23 - Players showing personality vs media backlash

42:49 - Football League table update & Ria’s prediction success

45:24 - FA Cup Final preview: Chelsea vs Manchester City

47:42 - Paddy Power’s Minister of Mischief returns

49:32 - Has Chris replaced the listeners with his wife?

50:53 - Ria gives her FA Cup predictions

52:28 - The lads react to Ria outperforming them

54:30 - Why the FA Cup Final morning feels special

57:00 - Predictions: Man United vs Forest & Newcastle vs West Ham

58:37 - Paddy’s Boost selections

01:01:18 - Outro

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FROM THE VAULT: In this clip, Joe Cole joins the lads to reflect on the ruthless standards set by Jose Mourinho during Chelsea’s glory years, including the brutal lesson he learned after facing Ronaldinho and Barcelona at the Nou Camp.

Joe opens up on Mourinho’s obsession with tactical discipline, the fear factor inside the dressing room, and the savage man-management techniques that kept Chelsea’s squad on edge.

The former England international also shares hilarious stories from his first ever England call-up at just 18 years old, including meeting legends like David Beckham, Paul Scholes and Tony Adams, as well as witnessing Kevin Keegan resign after England’s defeat to Germany at the old Wembley. 

Elsewhere, Joe breaks down one of football’s most painful and underappreciated jobs — being the designated “charger” in the wall — and why taking a free-kick to the face was sometimes the easy option.

If you enjoyed this clip, you can catch the full episode here: https://youtu.be/jBJh3GjgFUE 

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On this week’s 401st episode special of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris celebrate hitting an unbelievable milestone… by completely losing control of the show.

First up is Portsmouth legend and cult hero Kit Man Kev, who delivers an all-time segment. From washing players’ kits for cash, to lifting sofas over balconies, to wild dressing room stories and boxing sessions with players — Kev gives a brutally honest take on how football has changed, why “the game’s gone,” and what modern players are missing.

Next in is Nortei Nortey, where the lads are immediately apologetic for a previous episode’s “funny name” antics… Nortei brings a different footballing perspective with stories from his career, connections to the lads, and a look into Dagenham & Redbridge’s recent takeover.

Then things take another left turn as Felix White (The Maccabees) joins — blending football, music, and podcasting worlds. There’s talk of FA Cup obsession, crossover culture, and even a cheeky callback to Crouchy previously slagging off his podcast… before Felix quite literally plays the episode out with a fantastic live musical moment.

No script, no structure — just three surprise guests, unbelievable stories, and a 401st episode special that proves sometimes the best episodes are the ones where nobody knows what’s coming next.

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00:00 - Intro & 401 episode milestone explained

03:00 - Reflecting on podcast origins & early days

04:00 - The “Peteroni” glass reveal (long pint glass)

05:00 - First pour attempt goes horribly wrong

06:30 - Cheers to 401!

07:30 - Classic podcast memories & catchphrases

08:30 - Story: Crouch getting recognised post-retirement

09:30 - Glass-making video & behind-the-scenes reaction

11:30 - Attempting to “split the P” 

13:00 - Format reveal: mystery guests with blindfolds

14:00 - Old VHS footage introduced

14:30 - Young Crouchy’s Chelsea interview clip reaction

15:30 - Ball boy footage & early career nostalgia

16:50 - Transition to first mystery guest

18:30 - Blindfold guessing begins

20:30 - Kev revealed: “heartbeat of Portsmouth”

23:00 - Early Crouch days: living alone & being looked after

24:30 - Sofa lifting through balcony story

26:00 - Kev’s backstory

30:30 - Stories about legendary players

32:30 - Dressing room fights & boxing stories

37:00 - “Game’s gone” discussion begins

38:30 - Modern football vs old-school mentality

40:00 - Smoking, culture & changes in football

41:30 - Tribute to Portsmouth fans & emotional goodbye

43:30 - Kev leaves & reaction from the lads

44:30 - Second guest teased

46:00 - Clues: football links, connections to hosts

48:00 - Identity slowly pieced together

49:00 - Nortei Nortey revealed

50:00 - Football journey & connections discussion

51:30 - Talking career paths & recent football experiences

53:00 - Banter about mutual links & teams

54:30 - Short but lively segment wraps up

55:30 - Third guest teased (non-football world hints)

56:00 - Clues: podcast, music, crossover with sport

57:45 - Big clue: FA Cup book reference

58:10 - Felix White revealed (The Maccabees)

01:05:00 - Felix White segment continues: football + music crossover chat

01:07:00 - Podcast banter & shared industry stories

01:08:30 - Felix reflects on football culture & storytelling

01:09:00 - Felix plays live music / plays the episode out🎶

01:10:20 - Reactions to the performance & wrap-up with Felix

01:11:10 - Transition into Paddy Power segment

01:12:00 - “Wives Called” segment introduced

01:24:30 - Final laughs & wrapping the segment

01:28:11 - End of episode

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FROM THE VAULT: In this clip, former Arsenal goalkeeper Aaron Ramsdale joined the lads to break down the evolving role of the modern goalkeeper and how the position has become more influential than ever. Ramsdale lifted the lid on his relationship with manager Mikel Arteta, explaining how he’s given responsibility to dictate play and make key decisions during build-up phases.

The conversation dives into the tactical details behind set pieces, including the increasingly popular “draft excluder” role, with Ramsdale offering a goalkeeper’s perspective on why it’s used, when it matters, and how it can impact the outcome of free kicks.

He also shares insight into communication within the squad, the intelligence of teammates like Martin Ødegaard, and the growing importance of goalkeepers in shaping a team’s overall strategy.

But most importantly… who was the most parched?

If you like this clip, you can catch the full episode here: https://youtu.be/b9ftLa8_nDU?si=ieykWFS-X11g78Sp

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids are joined by Premier League legend James Milner — and it’s every bit as honest, chaotic, and insightful as you’d expect. From breaking appearance records to being labelled “boring,” Milner opens up on the mentality that’s kept him at the top for over two decades.

He takes us right back to his Leeds debut at just 16, the brutal dressing room culture that shaped him, and the surreal transition from academy kid to first-team regular. The conversation dives deep into his time at Newcastle and Aston Villa, before lifting the lid on the madness at Manchester City — big egos, training ground bust-ups, and the relentless fight to stay in the team amid £30m signings every summer.

Milner also shares incredible insight into Liverpool’s transformation under Jürgen Klopp — from early disappointments to building a title-winning machine — revealing the intensity, leadership, and culture that powered one of the most dominant teams in Premier League history.

There’s also plenty of classic pod chaos: dressing room pranks, wild fines, and stories that perfectly sum up why Milner is one of football’s most respected pros. After Milner departs, the lads wrap things up with a Paddy Power segment and this week’s Chaos Card, making some very questionable “phone a friend” calls…

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00:00 - Intro, chaos & podcast return

00:14 - Testicular cancer awareness message

00:48 - Giveaway winner & merch chat

02:26 - Milner joins the pod

03:00 - “Boring Milner” label explained

03:38 - Breaking the appearance record

05:16 - Dealing with attention & praise

06:44 - Avoiding the limelight

08:12 - Fitness, longevity & elite standards

10:03 - Dad’s influence & mentality

10:36 - Old-school Leeds dressing room culture

12:18 - Leadership & helping younger players

14:46 - Debut at 16 for Leeds

16:01 - First team training shock

00:17:37 - Premier League debut story

19:29 - Dressing room pranks & chaos

21:41 - Earning respect as a young player

24:15 - Aston Villa move & failed transfer

26:29 - Villa form & career progression

29:00 - Playing 7 positions in one game

30:56 - Man City move & title-winning journey

33:25 - Big egos, fights & training chaos

37:02 - Aguero title moment reaction

39:11 - Liverpool move explained

42:19 - First impressions of Liverpool

45:51 - Klopp’s arrival & ruthless standards

47:19 - Intensity of Klopp training

50:10 - Personal connection & leadership

1:05:00 - Listener messages & wrap up

1:18:46 - Milner leaves the podcast

1:20:30 - Post-interview debrief with the lads

1:25:10 - Paddy Power segment

1:30:15 - Chaos Card: Phone a Friend begins

1:35:40 - Celebrity calls chaos & wrap-up

1:38:50 - Outro

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FROM THE VAULT: In this classic clip, former England international and Premier League striker Jermain Defoe joins the lads to break down the fine margins that define elite goal scorers. 

Widely regarded as one of the most natural finishers of his generation, Defoe reflects on his early days at West Ham, where he learned crucial lessons from club legend Ian Wright.

Defoe reveals the specific training ground drills that shaped his movement in the box, including a brutal but effective method Wright used to improve his timing and composure.

He explains why most young forwards make the same costly mistake—arriving too early—and how mastering movement and patience can dramatically increase goal-scoring chances.

The conversation also touches on modern strikers like Erling Haaland, the evolution of the game, and how Defoe began transitioning into coaching at Tottenham’s academy.

Since this episode was recorded, Defoe has taken the next step in his journey and is now the manager of Woking—making this a fascinating look back at the early ideas and influences shaping his approach to management today.

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids are joined by former Watford, Wrexham, Man Utd and England goalkeeper turned YouTube trailblazer Ben Foster — and it’s safe to say this one is packed with absolute chaos.

Fozzy lifts the lid on life inside some of football’s biggest dressing rooms, from the relentless intensity of Sir Alex Ferguson’s Manchester United to the pressure of making one mistake at the very top level. He opens up about the moments that shaped his career, including refusing to play in an FA Cup final, getting battered 6–0… and somehow still finding a way to laugh about it.

We also dive deep into the story behind the GoPro — the idea that changed football content forever — including the backlash, dressing room reactions, and the fines he received from clubs for showing too much.

There’s also incredible insight into Wrexham’s rise under Ryan Reynolds & Rob Mac, including promotion celebrations, behind-the-scenes stories, and one of the most iconic penalty saves in recent football history.

Plus, we get into goalkeeper psychology, “parched” players, dressing room politics, and what really separates those who make it at the very top… from those who don’t.

And there’s this week’s Chaos Card, and a slightly chaotic solo finish from Crouchy himself to top it all off.

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00:00 - Intro, holidays & random chat

02:15 - Crouchy’s old VHS tapes & ball boy story

04:30 - Fear of what’s recorded on old tapes

06:40 - Introducing Ben Foster

10:30 - Podcasting as a footballer & inspiration

13:30 - “Parched” players & dressing room stories

15:00 - England camps & squad dynamics

18:30 - Refusing to play in FA Cup final

20:30 - Kepa situation & goalkeeper decisions

21:30 - Origin of the GoPro idea

24:50 - Players reacting to the camera

25:50 - Hiding bad performances from YouTube

27:00 - Getting fined for GoPro content

28:30 - Social media evolution in football

29:30 - Retirement & Wrexham return

31:00 - Ryan Reynolds & Wrexham behind the scenes

32:30 - Vegas promotion party stories

33:30 - Iconic Notts County penalty save

34:30 - Penalty mind games explained

35:30 - Career highlights & cup final win

36:30 - Obafemi Martins madness

38:00 - Crazy football contracts & wages

39:30 - Man United move story

41:00 - First day at Man United & Sir Alex

42:30 - Training intensity at United

44:00 - Fear of making mistakes at top level

45:30 - Dressing room mentality & leadership

47:00 - Players who can’t handle pressure

48:30 - Big club mentality explained

50:00 - Confidence vs hiding on the pitch

56:00 - Career reflections & mindset

01:00:00 - Football culture changes over time

01:04:00 - Foster segment ends

01:06:00 - Absolute shambles of a remote record! 

01:08:30 - Chaos Card segment

01:12:30 - Connection issues & wrap-up

01:14:00 - Crouchy’s solo predictions

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FROM THE VAULT: In this clip, former Chelsea, Manchester City and England left-back Wayne Bridge joins the lads to reveal some of the most unbelievable stories from his career.

Bridge opens up on the horrific leg break that sidelined him, the superstitions he swore by, and the surreal moment Roman Abramovich flew him home on a private jet.

He also shares a chaotic behind-the-scenes story from his time at Man City, admitting he once drank the minibar dry the night before a game—only to be unexpectedly called into action.

From dressing room banter to fines, injuries, and wild off-pitch moments, this is a brutally honest look at life as a Premier League footballer.

If you like this clip, you can catch the full episode here: https://youtu.be/PhrF_CMIjUc?si=wMm1v8fvNz4iwrd8 

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On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, it’s a full-blown Liverpool legends special as Crouchy parks up in the iconic Liverpool Sky Bar for a series of unforgettable chats with some of the biggest names in football.

First up, Thiago Alcântara — former Barcelona, Bayern Munich, and Liverpool midfielder — breaks down the art of controlling a game, reveals why modern football might be over-coached, and names the greatest players he’s shared a pitch with, including Andrés Iniesta and Bobby Firmino. His insight into tempo, creativity, and football intelligence is as sharp as you’d expect from one of the most technically gifted midfielders of his generation.

Next, Liverpool cult hero Pepe Reina joins the lads to reflect on his incredible Anfield career, from Golden Glove dominance to dressing room culture. Now a coach, Reina shares what it really takes to build team spirit, adapt to new environments, and why Liverpool’s atmosphere is unlike anything else in football.

We also hear from Matt Parish, Director of the LFC Foundation, who lifts the lid on the staggering impact the club is having off the pitch — supporting tens of thousands of people, tackling inequality, and raising over £1 million through the legends match alone.

Finally, Liverpool’s all-time top scorer and Welsh icon Ian Rush sits down to talk legacy, goal scoring records, and why the Premier League era has changed how greatness is remembered. From Salah comparisons to global fandom, Rush gives a fascinating perspective on what it means to represent Liverpool.

Back in the studio, the lads react to the chats, all hell breaks loose in the Paddy Power predictions with the introduction of “Chaos Cards,” and they somehow manage to circle it all back to omelettes, shin pads, and classic Crouchy nonsense…

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00:00 - Holiday catch-up & elite omelette appreciation

02:04 - Wine tasting nonsense & restaurant rituals

04:12 - Easter break, golf & beach football recap

05:06 - Giffgaff chaos & becoming “the brand”

06:17 - 5-a-side tournament idea: settling debates once and for all

07:12 - Massive episode preview: Liverpool legends lineup

08:09 - Shin pad debate heats up again

09:18 - Testing “ultimate shin pads” idea

10:08 - Taking kicks for science?!

11:11 - Thiago interview begins

12:02 - Comparing Liverpool to Europe’s elite clubs

13:01 - How Thiago controls tempo in games

14:27 - Coaching vs freedom in modern football

16:03 - Thiago names best players he’s played with

17:15 - Why Firmino is so underrated

18:48 - Spain’s chances & international football chat

19:31 - Shin pads gift moment with Thiago

20:24 - Pepe Reina interview begins

21:12 - Reina’s brutal first impression of Liverpool weather

22:18 - Building dressing room culture & respect

23:49 - Greatest Liverpool memories & atmosphere

25:14 - Golden Glove dominance explained

26:06 - Falling short of the Premier League title

27:47 - Life after football: Reina the coach

29:11 - Shin pads return (again!)

30:22 - Matt Parish interview begins

31:04 - Selling out 60,000 for legends games

31:37 - LFC Foundation’s mission explained

32:07 - Tackling inequality through football

33:21 - £1M fundraising impact revealed

35:10 - Ian Rush interview begins

35:50 - Premier League era vs old records

37:00 - Where Rush ranks among the greats

38:12 - Global size of Liverpool fanbase

39:01 - Salah comparisons & goal scoring legacy

43:18 - Back to the studio: debrief begins

45:00 - Reactions to Thiago, Reina & Rush

48:32 - Chaos Cards introduced

52:00 - Paddy Power predictions chaos

55:28- Final thoughts & listener shoutouts

01:02:02 - Wrapping up the madness with banana bread…

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FROM THE VAULT: In this clip from last year’s Liverpool Legends episode, Steven Gerrard joins the lads to reflect on the realities of life at the very top with Liverpool—and what it truly cost him.

The Liverpool icon opens up on the relentless pressure of representing his boyhood club, admitting he may not have fully appreciated his career in the moment due to the intensity and expectations that came with it. Gerrard also shares how stepping away from management has allowed him to rediscover normal life, from spending time with family to simply enjoying the freedom he rarely had during his playing days.

He looks back on the unforgettable highs—including his Anfield debut and iconic moments like Istanbul—while also revealing the mental toll of living and breathing football in a city where “everything is red.” Gerrard also discusses leadership, setting standards at Liverpool, and the responsibility he felt as captain to uphold the club’s elite mentality.

With this year’s Liverpool Legends episode just around the corner, this is a perfect chance to revisit one of the game’s greatest midfielders in a rare, honest reflection on career, pressure, and life after football.

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete sits down with one of football’s most iconic managers… Jurgen Klopp.

From arriving in Liverpool to building one of the most exciting teams the Premier League has ever seen, Klopp opens up on EVERYTHING — the highs, the heartbreak, and the moments that defined his legacy.

He reflects on falling in love with the city, the reality of “failing big,” and how togetherness became the foundation of Liverpool’s success. There’s insight into THAT front three, the importance of players like James Milner, and the relentless mentality that drove Mo Salah to world-class levels.

Klopp also gives a rare look into life as a manager — dealing with unhappy players, creating belief, and why sometimes… you need to make players angry to make them better.

We also ask the big question.. do you miss it all?

Plus, we get stuck into World Cup predictions, Harry Kane’s evolution, and of course… things take a classic Crouchy turn with shin pads, mobile networks, and some unexpected Giffgaff slander.

After the Klopp chat, Pete, Sids and Chris break it all down — from what makes Klopp so special, to just how close Liverpool came to complete domination.

This is a MASSIVE episode. Insight, laughs, and one of football’s greatest personalities at his very best.

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00:00 - Intro: Klopp special announced

00:31 - Jurgen Klopp joins the podcast

01:35 - First impressions of Liverpool & the city

02:56 - Klopp’s early days and being recognised instantly

04:09 - Falling in love with Liverpool

05:28 - Reflecting on success, failure & legacy

06:43 - The pressure of winning the Premier League

07:09 - Why success takes time in football

08:10 - The Coutinho sale & building the squad

09:11 - How Liverpool’s midfield held everything together

10:49 - Squad depth & “big moment” players

11:36 - Managing unhappy players & keeping morale high

12:47 - Klopp on mentality monsters

13:00 - Why James Milner was so important

14:29 - The evolution of Salah, Mane & Firmino

15:49 - “They all surprised me” – Klopp on his squad

16:20 - Togetherness & what made Liverpool special

17:04 - Losing the league with 97 points

18:01 - Champions League heartbreak & perspective

19:00 - Klopp on Mo Salah’s greatness

20:00 - Salah’s insane work ethic revealed

21:07 - Managing elite players & tough decisions

21:50 - Does Klopp miss management?

22:40 - Watching Liverpool Legends & post-career life

23:25 - World Cup chat begins

24:20 - Favourite teams & tournament predictions

25:11 - The global growth of football

26:00 - Young German talents to watch

27:01 - Klopp on Harry Kane’s evolution

28:02 - Life as a global football superstar

28:59 - Shin pads debate 😂

30:02 - The “network provider” question

31:17 - Klopp reacts to Giffgaff 🤣

31:32 - End of Klopp interview

31:36 - Crouch, Sids & Chris react

32:19 - Klopp stories & behind-the-scenes moments

33:02 - Breaking down Klopp’s legacy

34:02 - Why Klopp loved the podcast vibe

35:04 - Klopp watching Crouch’s other content

36:18 - Klopp’s aura & presence explained

37:06 - Dressing room stories & leadership

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FROM THE VAULT: In this clip, Niall Horan sits down with the lads to reflect on the surreal rise from “wonderkid” expectations to global superstardom with One Direction, and the unique pressures that come with being compared to icons like The Beatles. 

Niall opens up about how there was “no blueprint” for handling that level of fame, especially when breaking America at such a young age, and recalls the exact moment he realised just how big things had become.

The conversation dives into the realities of life on tour, from the chaos of constant travel to staying grounded and present while performing across the world. Niall also shares his ambitions beyond music — including what a Grammy nomination would mean to him — and how he measures success in an industry often compared to football’s biggest prizes.

Away from the spotlight, Niall explains how golf became his “great escape” from fame, offering rare moments of peace away from fans and media frenzy. With funny behind-the-scenes stories, reflections on pressure, and honest insight into life at the top, this clip reveals a side of global stardom few get to see.

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris are joined by global chart-topper Dermot Kennedy for a wide-ranging chat that blends football culture with life on the road as one of the world’s biggest touring artists. From busking on the streets of Dublin to selling out the Aviva Stadium, Dermot opens up about the grind behind his rise, the self-doubt before album releases, and why live performances still mean everything to him.

The lads dive into Dermot’s deep love for football, growing up as a Manchester United fan inspired by Roy Keane, and his unforgettable experiences playing Soccer Aid alongside legends like Wayne Rooney, Rivaldo, and Carlos Tevez. There’s also a brilliant crossover between music and football as they compare elite mentality, confidence, and what separates the very best from the rest.

We also get a hilarious (and slightly chaotic) guitar lesson for Sids as he prepares for a potential live performance at Finsbury Park, plus a stunning live acoustic performance from Dermot that completely stops the room.

After Dermot heads off, Pete and Sids regroup to debrief Pete’s participation in another Liverpool Legends match, the Paddy Power predictions, and life without Chris—who’s conveniently on holiday…

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00:00 - Podcast intro & Sid’s “popstar” identity crisis

03:10 - Wild guest booking stories & big names teased

05:10 - Phone network XI & absurd football chat

07:45 - Dermot Kennedy joins the podcast

09:00 - Touring with global superstars & live show pressure

10:45 - New album nerves & self-doubt before release

12:00 - Busking in Dublin & early arrogance

14:00 - Music industry vs old-school artistry debate

16:00 - Irish music culture & live performance roots

17:30 - Football fandom & Roy Keane stories

19:00 - Meeting Roy Keane & brutal fan encounters

22:00 - Playing football growing up & mental escape

23:30 - Soccer Aid stories & facing elite pros

27:30 - Playing Old Trafford & halftime performance nerves

29:00 - The moment his career exploded overnight

31:30 - Talent vs hard work in music

33:00 - Sid’s chaotic guitar journey begins

35:00 - Sid plays guitar (and survives)

36:30 - Dermot performs live acoustic (incredible moment)

38:30 - Fan questions & bizarre phone plan reveal

40:30 - Songs he nearly didn’t release

42:00 - Touring life & favourite cities

44:00 - Musicians who can actually play football

45:00 - “Game’s Gone” – VAR & modern football rants

48:30 - Dermot leaves & shin pad campaign chaos

50:00 - Liverpool Legends match debrief

55:00 - Paddy Power predictions & football catch-up

01:05:00 - Chris on holiday & podcast wrap-up

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FROM THE VAULT: In this clip, Rio Ferdinand reflects on his unforgettable first meeting with Sir Alex Ferguson, revealing the intimidation, psychology, and presence that defined Manchester United’s legendary manager.

From a surreal hotel encounter that felt carefully staged, to Ferguson’s surprisingly warm pitch that convinced Rio to join the club, this is a rare insight into how one conversation helped secure a British record transfer.

Rio also opens up on the reality of life under Sir Alex — from the shift in personality once you crossed onto the training pitch, to the ruthless standards, explosive half-time bollockings, and the relentless winning mentality that drove Manchester United’s dominance.

He shares behind-the-scenes details on dressing room culture, training ground intensity, and why respect for Ferguson went far beyond fear.

This is a fascinating look at what it truly took to succeed under one of football’s greatest managers, and the mindset required to survive at the very top.

If you like this clip, you can catch the full episode here:

https://youtu.be/OYMXtCgwtS0?si=jvSL3g6uLrs8uV2S 

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive headfirst into another chaotic round of your “Game’s Gone” submissions—and nothing is safe.

From Chelsea’s baffling centre-circle huddle (with the referee somehow stuck in the middle of it) to the death of printed matchday programmes, the lads dissect the modern game’s strangest trends with their usual mix of nostalgia and disbelief.

There’s outrage over “starter and finisher” terminology, confusion around American-style commentary creeping into football, and a proper debate on whether football is quietly losing its identity.

The boys also stumble into some all-time ridiculous footballer names, explore bizarre football simulator games, and question whether players today are a bit too… well moisturised.

Plus, Crouchy gears up for a Liverpool Legends return at Anfield—with big plans to bring back proper shin pads.

Packed with listener submissions, strong opinions, and plenty of laughs, this episode asks the big question once again: has the game well and truly gone?

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00:00 - Podcast intro & chaotic start

02:10 - The bespoke pint glass debate begins

04:12 - Glassblowing idea takes over

06:05 - Urban Dictionary football names chat

08:05 - “Have a look at yourself” card

09:05 - Chelsea’s centre-circle huddle controversy

11:00 - Referee standing in the huddle debate

12:45 - Why players might start disrupting it

14:05 - Worst footballer names ever

15:40 - American-style commentary in football

17:10 - “Power play” confusion story

18:40 - Season ticket pricing idea discussion

20:05 - Kick-off traditions disappearing

22:10 - Bizarre kick-off tactics breakdown

24:05 - VAR simulator game discovery

27:15 - Referee merch… who is buying it?!

30:20 - Souvenir ticket controversy

32:05 - Death of matchday programmes

34:10 - “Starters and finishers” debate

35:30 - Old-school defenders vs modern game

37:10 - Hair products & “Lego helmet” players

38:40 - Face cream in football debate

40:05 - Game’s Gone leaderboard update

41:20 - Man City players at train station story

42:20 - Crouchy’s Liverpool Legends return

44:10 - Shin pads campaign returns

46:00 - International fixtures predictions

49:10 - Bet builder picks

51:00 - Wales vs Bosnia predictions

52:20 - Italy vs Northern Ireland predictions

53:15 - Outro & next week teaser

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FROM THE VAULT: In this clip, Crouchy dives into the details of his contract during his time at Stoke City, revealing the realities behind goal bonuses in top-flight football.

Crouch breaks down a clause that rewarded him for hitting double figures in a season, and reflects on the pressure, mentality, and decision-making that comes with it — including whether players ever act selfishly in pursuit of financial incentives. He opens up on dressing room dynamics, the psychology of strikers in front of goal, and why he insists money was never his primary motivation on the pitch.

The conversation also expands into how modern football has changed, with astronomical wages and bonuses potentially shifting player motivations, as well as a hilarious debate on whether defenders deserve bonuses at all — and why football contracts might be more complicated than they seem.

If you like this clip, you can catch the full episode here:

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids are joined by actor, lifelong West Ham fan, and all-round football obsessive Danny Dyer—and it gets properly lively.

From the moment he walks in, Danny brings unfiltered opinions on modern football, tearing into everything from agents and player loyalty to the state of fan culture today. He opens up about his latest film, where he plays a ruthless football agent, revealing just how accurate (and brutal) that world really is behind the scenes.

The conversation dives deep into West Ham’s rollercoaster journey, including that unforgettable Conference League win, the pain of leaving Upton Park, and why some players simply don’t care enough when relegation is on the line. Danny doesn’t hold back either on fans switching clubs, calling out what he sees as a growing disconnect in the game.

There’s also chaos, of course—caravan parks, phone networks, McDonald’s debates, and one of the most random tangents the pod has ever seen.

And once Danny heads off, the lads wrap things up with Cheltenham stories, Premier League predictions, and the usual end-of-show madness.

If you like your football chat honest, raw, and very funny… this one’s for you.

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00:00 - Intro & Cris’ birthday chaos

02:10 - McDonald’s XI & football banter

04:12 - Captain armbands in everyday jobs

06:25 - Best motorway services debate

08:30 - McDonald’s horror stories & late-night cravings

09:31 - Danny Dyer joins the podcast

10:45 - New film explained: football agent role

12:05 - “Agents are powerful… and not nice”

13:30 - Acting method & career reflections

15:10 - Filming alone for 10 days straight

16:40 - Singing scene chaos & improvisation

18:00 - Football Factory & early career impact

21:10 - Growing up around football culture

23:00 - “You can’t choose your football club”

24:40 - Modern football fan criticism

27:30 - West Ham Conference League win reaction

29:10 - West Ham ownership & club frustrations

33:10 - Jarrod Bowen, family & media pressure

35:30 - “He should be in the England squad”

38:00 - England chances at major tournaments

39:30 - Favourite West Ham players ever

42:20 - Best Upton Park memories

44:00 - Caravan parks & random fan questions

45:20 - Phone networks debate (chaos segment)

46:40 - Spurs relegation debate

48:20 - Millwall rivalry & fan culture

52:05 - Danny Dyer leaves the podcast

53:00 - Paddy Power Cheltenham stories

55:00 - Fancy dress & Wolf of Wall Street moment

56:30 - Premier League run-in analysis

59:00 - Spurs, Liverpool & relegation talk

01:03:00 - Final predictions & mini-league pressure

01:07:00 - Closing thoughts & outro

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SNEAK PEEK: In this clip, Danny Dyer joins the lads to break down his latest film role, where he plays a desperate football agent fighting to keep his career alive.

Danny explains how his new film explored the darker side of the football agent world — the ruthless negotiations, the lack of loyalty in the game, and the pressure that comes with chasing the next big deal.

He lifts the lid on the character he plays: a man fresh out of rehab, clinging onto his final client while his life slowly unravels over the course of a tense, one-room drama shot in Dublin. Danny also reflects on the craft of acting after more than three decades in the industry, addressing the perception that he “just plays himself” and why, for him, the real measure of an actor is simple — getting hired and delivering the job.

From the brutal realities of football agents to the challenge of carrying an entire film largely alone on screen, Danny reveals why this role pushed him in ways he hadn’t experienced before — and why it might be one of the performances he’s most proud of.

Be sure to go and see ‘One Last Deal’ in cinemas now!

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are joined by Fulham’s in-form winger and Welsh international Harry Wilson — and there are some unbelievable stories behind his rise.

Harry opens up about the incredible moment his grandad placed a £50 bet on him to play for Wales when he was just 18 months old — a punt that eventually paid out £125,000 when Harry made his debut years later. It’s a story so good it genuinely sounds like a film.

The conversation also dives into Harry’s journey through Liverpool’s academy, signing his first contract at just nine years old, and learning from elite players like James Milner, Adam Lallana, Mohamed Salah, and Roberto Firmino in Jurgen Klopp’s first-team training sessions.

Harry explains the reality of the loan system in football, including the tough spell that nearly derailed his career before a confidence rebuild back at Liverpool helped turn things around.

There are also brilliant insights into the Wales national team, including what it was like playing alongside Gareth Bale and Aaron Ramsey, the electric atmosphere of the Welsh anthem, how Craig Bellamy’s strict standards are shaping the new generation, and Harry reveals his personal favourite goal ever — a stunning free kick at Old Trafford for Derby County.

On top of that, there are of course some classic Crouch pod shenanigans, such as Sid’s surreal story about drinking Bollinger with Brazilian Ronaldo on a ski trip, debating the correct size of shin pads, and Crouchy settles the confusion around a recently surfaced video of him and Messi’s 1v1 in Croydon…

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00:00 - Subscribe song & Intro

01:21 - The “wrong glass for drinks” debate

03:30 - Sid’s ski trip and meeting Brazilian Ronaldo

06:20 - Asking Ronaldo what phone network he’s on

08:45 - Ski trip stories continue

10:48 - Harry Wilson joins the podcast

11:30 - Harry’s incredible season at Fulham

12:50 - Palace or Spurs goal – his favourite this season

13:45 - Listening to the podcast & life with a newborn

14:40 - Shin pad debate: modern footballers wear tiny ones

18:05 - Signing for Liverpool at just 9 years old

20:10 - Growing up in rural Wales

21:45 - The call from Ian Rush

22:50 - Wales debut at 16 years old

23:50 - The famous £50 bet from his grandad

26:30 - Passion & playing for your country 

28:30 - Michael Sheen’s team speech

31:10 - The harsh reality of loan spells in football

33:00 - Injury setbacks and rebuilding confidence

33:50 - Training with Klopp’s Liverpool first team

36:40 - Best player in Liverpool training?

38:20 - England’s chances at the World Cup

40:00 - Craig Bellamy’s strict standards with Wales

42:10 - Bellamy’s dressing room rules

44:40 - What players do on Wales international camps

46:05 - Marco Silva’s impact at Fulham

47:55 - Harry reveals which phone network he uses

49:20 - Favourite goal ever: free kick at Old Trafford

51:00 - Set-piece tactics in modern football

55:00 - Listener questions & football stories

01:03:19 - Harry Wilson leaves the podcast

01:04:20 - Paddy Power’s Cheltenham segment

01:07:00 - Score predictions begin

01:10:30 - Spurs’ struggles discussed

01:16:10 -Crouchy and Messi in Croydon?

01:17:00 - Outro

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FROM THE VAULT: In this classic clip, Jamie Carragher and Peter Crouch share hilarious stories from inside the Liverpool dressing room, including the moment Crouchy embarrassed himself by unknowingly fancying Xabi Alonso’s partner.

The lads also dive into the elite mentality required to succeed at the very top of football. Carragher reflects on the relentless standards at Liverpool and with England, playing alongside legends like Steven Gerrard, John Terry, Frank Lampard and Wayne Rooney, and why winning games was never enough when the ultimate goal was lifting trophies in May.

They relive the pressure of competing for Champions League glory, giving a brilliant insight into the mindset and culture inside one of football’s biggest clubs.

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads hand over the reins completely… because you asked, and we answered EVERYTHING.

From the real story behind how the podcast first began at the BBC (yes, it was basically football’s version of One Direction), to nearly hitting 400 episodes and planning something huge for the 10-year anniversary — Pete, Sids and Chris take a proper trip down memory lane.

We dive into the one game Crouchy would replay forever (and the medal that still stings), Sids relives promotion chaos and post-match beers, and the boys get brutally honest about whether they would’ve taken the Saudi payday at the end of their careers.

There’s also Cheltenham madness, Harry Redknapp tip stories, footballers calling their jobs “appearances”, shocking dressing room nicknames, the worst Premier League kits of all time… and somehow, a serious debate about double pudding etiquette.

Plus — is Crouchy officially a free agent in the phone network transfer window?

As always, let us know in the comments:

- What game would YOU replay?

- Would you take the Saudi move?

- And how many “appearances” have you made at your job? 👀

00:00 - The “67% Don’t Subscribe” Plea

01:26 - The Great Phone Network Debate Begins (Again)

03:06 - Signing a 3-Year Deal… For £1 More?

04:02 - Vodafone Price Hike Rant

06:09 - “I Might Become a Free Agent”

06:49 - Giffgaff’s £10 for 40GB Offer

10:22 - Cheltenham Plans & Guinness Village Chaos

11:52 - Harry Redknapp’s Legendary Tip Story

14:13 - How The Podcast Actually Started

16:46 - The First Ever Photo

17:24 - 400 Episodes & 10-Year Anniversary Plans

18:01 - CrouchFest… On Tour in Pubs?

21:58 - Radio Stations We’d Love to Host

28:35 - Why Footballers “Train” For Their Job

31:17 - Sh*g, Marry, Avoid: Allardyce, Pardew, Pulis

32:37 - The One Game We’d Replay Forever

34:21 - Promotion, Beers & The Best Week Ever

43:05 - Would We Have Taken the Saudi Money?

49:38 - FA Cup Jackets & Macclesfield Moment

51:07 - Worst Premier League Kits of All Time

54:52 - Double Puddings/Kunis Confession

56:47 - Best Dressing Room Nicknames Ever

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FROM THE VAULT: In this clip, we look back at when Rod Stewart joined the lads to discuss his lifelong love of football, growing up in a football-obsessed household, and the hilarious rivalry he shared with fellow music icon Elton John.

Rod opens up about their competitive friendship in the 70s, outrageous Christmas presents, wild nights before heading off to watch Watford F.C., and the legendary moment Elton had his “Blondes Have More Fun” balloons shot down. He also reflects on scoring a hat-trick at Stamford Bridge during Soccer Six — much to the delight of his mate George Best.

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Les Ferdinand is back — and this one goes everywhere.

From the pressure of wearing the iconic number nine shirt to why modern football has drifted away from two-striker partnerships, Les doesn’t hold back. There’s a proper centre-forward masterclass in here — plus a full dissection of diving, simulation, and why shin pads have basically disappeared.

Yes… we’re starting the campaign to Make Shin Pads Great Again.

We also get stuck into the “blue card” debate, inverted wingers, why no one attacks crosses anymore, and whether football’s gone a bit too nice. Then it’s straight into predictions, the wife’s score calls, and one of the strangest deep dives into mobile phone providers you’ll ever hear on a football podcast.

Part 2 delivers.

If you love proper striker chat, nostalgia, and a bit of chaos — this one’s for you.

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00:00 – Beer in the Wrong Glass (Game’s Gone Already) 

02:45 – “Memorabilia” vs Theft… Bus Stop Confessions 

05:58 – Half-Term Chaos & Dad Life 

07:34 – Ed Still: sniper’s dream

09:45 – Les returns for part 2

11:45 – Dressing room standards & how far respect actually travels

17:30 – Transition into deeper football chat before tactics debate

23:45 – Build-up to striker system discussion

31:12 – Why Football Needs Two Strikers Again 

32:36 – Inverted Wingers & The Death of Crossing 

33:25 – Shin Pads Are Getting Smaller?! 

33:57 – “Make Shin Pads Great Again” 

48:31 – The Pressure of Wearing the Number 9 Shirt 

49:09 – Helicopters, Cup Finals & Big Moments 

50:04 – Double-Strap Shin Pads Return 

53:26 – Diving, Simulation & The “Blue Card” 

54:22 – The “Have a Look at Yourself” Card 

55:24 – Paddy Power Segment Begins 

55:45 – Arsenal vs Chelsea Preview 

1:08:16 – Listener Predictions & Service Provider Debate 

1:15:05 – Giffgaff vs The Big Networks 

1:17:26 – Final Premier League Predictions

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FROM THE VAULT: One clash. One superstar. One reputation that followed him everywhere.

In this clip, Duncan Ferguson revisits his attitude on-pitch towards David Beckham — and explains what really went through his mind in such heated moments. Known as one of football’s ultimate hard men, Big Dunc doesn’t shy away from the aggression that defined his playing days… but he does open up about the consequences.

Does a former enforcer get judged differently? And can you switch off that mentality once it’s part of who you are?

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, we’re joined by one of the Premier League’s original centre-forward royalty… Les Ferdinand.

Before the goal compilations, before the Sky Sports montages, before strikers were measured by pressing data and heat maps, there was “Sir Les”. 

QPR icon. Newcastle hero. The man leading the line when the Premier League still felt brand new. A proper No.9. Power, presence, goals everywhere he went. If you grew up in the 90s, you knew exactly what Les Ferdinand meant.

He joins Pete, Sids and Chris to talk about the journey from West London non-league graft to becoming one of the most feared forwards in the country. There’s the unbelievable story of starting out as a goalkeeper, the Turkey move that changed his mentality forever, and the sliding doors moment with Manchester United that could have rewritten football history. 

We get into loyalty, ambition, dressing room politics and the brutal advice from Ray Wilkins that stuck with him for life. It’s honest, funny, reflective and packed with the kind of insight only someone who’s lived it can give.

We’ve split our conversation Les into two parts, and after we transition out of the nostalgia fuelled Part 1, things immediately descend into remote chaos.

We build up to Macclesfield’s FA Cup tie and what it could mean for the pod, update the leaderboard as the pressure ramps up, and dive into this week’s Paddy Power predictions with a North London Derby thrown into the mix. There’s a live package opened on air that nobody fully understands, some technical mishaps, a bit of shouting about scores, and the sort of disorder that only seems to happen when we’re not all in the same room.

Part 2 with Les drops next week. Trust us, you’ll want it.

00:00 – Intro: One of the Premier League’s original No.9s

02:12 – Early career doubts & never expecting to go pro

05:48 – Growing up in West London & early football influences

08:36 – Playing as a GOALKEEPER for three years

11:04 – The hat-trick that changed his position forever

14:22 – Non-league graft & the reality of rejection

17:10 – FA Vase Final at Wembley before the big time

20:45 – The move to Turkey: why he said yes

23:58 – First training session… 30,000+ fans watching

26:41 – Battling imposter syndrome abroad

29:55 – The mindset shift that transformed him

33:18 – Returning to QPR a completely different striker

37:42 – Becoming one of the Premier League’s most feared forwards

41:06 – Manchester United interest becomes real…

43:45 - Part 1 with Les ends

44:00 – Macclesfield FA Cup update ahead of kick-off

46:50 – Instagram shoutout (Greatest Kits)

50:30 – Catchphrase encounters in Soho

54:07 – Paddy Power segment begins

1:08:50 – On-air package chaos!

1:10:40 – Sign off… tune in for part 2 next week

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FROM THE VAULT: One line. One press conference. One football meme that refuses to die. It can't go on like this, can it?

It can.

In this clip, Mick McCarthy revisits the now-legendary moment that gave us one of football’s most quoted phrases. What started as an honest, off-the-cuff response during a tough run of results quickly became a viral classic — and a brutally accurate summary of life as a football manager.

Mick explains the real meaning behind the words, lifting the lid on the pressure, fatigue, and mental battles that come with managing when results aren’t going your way. From dealing with the media to keeping belief inside the dressing room, this is a candid insight into how quickly things can spiral — and how, sometimes, football just keeps finding new ways to surprise you.

The lads reflect on why the quote struck such a nerve with fans, managers, and players alike, and why it still perfectly captures the chaos, humour, and harsh reality of the game today.

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids and Chris open the floodgates on everything that makes fans mutter those three sacred words… “the game’s gone.” From goalkeepers stubbornly playing out from the back to laser shows, forced atmospheres, half-and-half scarves and walking around the club badge, nothing is off limits.

The lads debate whether modern football presentation has gone too far, question where respect actually begins and ends, and ask if tradition is slowly being replaced by gimmicks. There’s also a passionate rant about why Transfer Deadline Day has lost its magic, why phones on the pitch should be banned, and whether celebrating against your old club is actually disrespectful.

So… what do you think belongs on the “Game’s Gone” board? Let us know in the comments.

00:00 - Podcast intro & Ian Holloway’s explosive rant

04:57 - The birth of the “Game’s Gone” board

09:02 - Goalkeepers playing out from the back debate

13:29 - Laser shows, pyrotechnics & forced atmospheres

19:08 - Walking around the club badge controversy

23:06 - Should players celebrate against former clubs?

25:03 - Half-and-half scarves… illegal or acceptable?

27:47 - Player messages & phones on the pitch

30:04 - Transfer Deadline Day has lost its magic

34:47 - Remote recording chaos & league table chat

38:13 - FA Cup predictions & betting chat

47:40 - Listener mail: referees warming up & socks

50:33 - David Moyes booked for celebrating

56:41 - Referee mascots… has football gone too far?

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FROM THE VAULT: In this clip, we relive one of the most iconic moments in Premier League history — Sergio Aguero’s last-minute goal that won Manchester City the league — through the eyes of the man who was right there behind it all: Joe Hart.

Joe takes us inside the chaos, tension and sheer disbelief of that unforgettable day, explaining exactly what it felt like as the clock ticked down, the panic set in, and then… everything changed in an instant. From the raw emotion on the pitch to the scenes in the dressing room afterwards, this is the full, unfiltered story of football’s most dramatic title finish.

The lads also dig into the surreal aftermath — celebrating while Manchester United were hosting their own awards night, the media madness that followed, and how that single moment reshaped Manchester City forever.

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids and Chris dive headfirst into one of football’s most nostalgic — and surprisingly controversial — topics: kits. From childhood shirt disasters and knock-off classics to the shirts that made entire generations fall in love with the game, the lads break down what makes a kit truly iconic.

Crouchy shares first-hand memories of his earliest football strips (including one that didn’t survive warm-ups), while the boys debate whether people genuinely look better in football shirts, which kits should never make a comeback, and where wearing a jersey in public officially becomes unacceptable behaviour.

There’s also chat about vintage gold, England shirts in everyday life, the unspoken rules footballers live by, and a reminder that some fashion trends really were best left in the past. Plus, a detour into Mila Kunis, Watford shirts, and why manifesting football dreams might actually work…

Let us know in the comments: What’s the greatest football kit of all time — and would you wear it on a night out?

00:00 – Subscribe plea and opening chaos

01:10 – Birthday chat and unexpected messages

03:05 – “HBD” texts and why the game’s gone

04:00 – Another Watford manager sacked

05:00 – Could the podcast actually manage Watford?

06:30 – Training with Macclesfield and FA Cup buzz

07:55 – Sponsoring walk-out jackets on live TV

09:10 – The Mila Kunis interview resurfaces

10:40 – Giving Ashton Kutcher a Watford shirt

12:50 – Are people hotter in football kits?

16:00 – First ever football kits (and ruining them)

18:45 – Knock-off shirts and iron-on badges

21:30 – Being “given” better kits as a kid

24:00 – Arsenal schoolboy days and iconic kits

26:10 – Chelsea kits everyone wanted

28:30 – The worst kits of the 90s

31:00 – Wearing football shirts on a night out

33:20 – Vintage kits as fashion statements

35:45 – Iconic England kits and forgotten classics

38:10 – Can footballers wear kits casually?

41:00 – Penalty heartbreak memories and iconic shirts

44:10 – Legendary teams making kits iconic

47:00 – Should England ever have a shirt sponsor?

50:00 – Injury-time chaos and modern football debates

53:30 – Extra time, late goals and “Fergie time”

56:30 – Weekend results and prediction league drama

59:30 – Messages and closing banter

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FROM THE VAULT: In this clip, Gary Oldman opens up about his lifelong love for Manchester United — from being mesmerised by George Best as a kid to watching the modern game lose its sense of loyalty and identity.

The Oscar winner reflects on the era of the first XI, players who stayed for decades, and why today’s constant churn has changed the relationship between fans and clubs.

He also shares why texting Sir Alex Ferguson still feels surreal, and critique's that infamous Casillero del Diablo advert starring Wayne Rooney; Ryan Giggs and Patrick Evra... and the Oscar goes to who?

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris are joined by the one and only Marcus Mumford for a wide-ranging, hilarious, and surprisingly football-obsessed chat. From charity matches and penalty shootouts with José Mourinho, to growing up as a die-hard AFC Wimbledon fan, Marcus opens up on how deeply football is woven into his life and music.

The lads dive into unforgettable stories from the Grenfell charity match, playing alongside Premier League legends, and why grassroots football still hits harder than the modern game. Marcus also lifts the lid on life at the very top of music — from Glastonbury and Hyde Park to playing at the White House, meeting Barack Obama, and getting a no-nonsense songwriting pep talk from Noel Gallagher.

There’s chaos too, as Crouchy’s Spanish guitar challenge gathers pace, gigs are planned (and refused) around England kick-offs, and Marcus explains why hearing his music on Match of the Day was a bigger moment than almost anything else.

Music, football, side quests, and a proper debate about whether the game really has gone — this one has it all.

00:00 – Subscribe song, intro & opening chaos

02:15 – Sid’s holiday, previous guests & missing episodes

05:10 – Guitar chat, New Year resolutions & festival fantasies

08:40 – Kasabian, Finsbury Park & learning guitar late in life

11:55 – Marcus Mumford joins the podcast

14:30 – Grenfell charity match & scoring past José Mourinho

19:05 – Visiting Mourinho at home & the “pantomime villain” role

23:10 – Playing with football legends

27:55 – New album Prizefighter & why it’s his favourite record

32:40 – Hyde Park, Glastonbury & refusing to gig during England games

37:10 – AFC Wimbledon, grassroots football & fan ownership

41:45 – Football chants, Match of the Day & music in stadiums

46:20 – Noel Gallagher’s brutal songwriting advice

50:05 – Touring chaos, Mexico gigs & running into the sea mid-show

54:30 – “Games Gone”, VAR & what football has lost

57:10 – Chris serenades Marcus Mumford as a farewell

58:05 – Paddy Power segment

01:02:40 – Listener messages

01:08:20 – Final thoughts, teasers & episode wrap-up

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete and Chris are holed up in a fancy hotel room ahead of a Hollywood-style chat with none other than John Bishop. From ball boy chaos at Watford to AFCON towel-gate madness, the lads kick things off with some classic football nonsense before diving into an incredible life story.

John opens up about the sliding doors moment that changed everything - missing Istanbul, walking away from a secure job, and somehow ending up with a Hollywood film based on his life, directed by Bradley Cooper. We hear how stand-up comedy nearly went wrong in front of the England squad, what it takes to win over a hostile room, and why being relaxed might be the most powerful weapon of all.

There’s Liverpool chat, Anfield directors’ box madness, iconic songs making their way into movies, and a reminder that football - just like life - can turn on one tiny moment. Plus, awkward hotel goodbyes, junket disasters, and proof that ball boys are officially on one.

As always, let us know in the comments - what’s your biggest sliding doors moment?

00:00 - Hotel room chaos and setting the scene

02:10 - Crouchy’s “ultra-professional” car collection story

04:45 - Why golf is boring… until it isn’t

06:05 - Watford vs Millwall and the ball boy disaster

08:00 - AFCON final madness and towel-gate

10:30 - Introducing John Bishop

13:45 - How a film about John Bishop even happened

16:25 - Bradley Cooper gets involved

18:45 - How true the film is to John’s real life

20:05 - John Bishop vs the England dressing room

24:10 - The art of winning a hostile crowd

26:40 - Growing up a Liverpool fan

30:15 - Sitting in the Anfield directors’ box

33:30 - The Liverpool song moment in the film

40:05 - Istanbul, missed finals and sliding doors

46:20 - Could John Bishop do stand-up for England again?

49:10 - Awkward goodbyes and junket chaos

51:40 - Butterfly effects and career-defining moments

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On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris dive headfirst into the magic — and madness — of the FA Cup. Fresh off an unforgettable third round, the lads break down one of the greatest underdog stories you’ll ever hear, as non-league Macclesfield stun Crystal Palace and remind everyone why this competition still matters.

Crouchy opens up about why these moments genuinely move him, sharing his love for the underdog and why football stories like this never lose their power. We hear firsthand from FA Cup hero Sam Heathcote — a PE teacher by day — as he joins the pod straight from the car en route to his next game, still buzzing from the biggest moment of his life.

Elsewhere, the conversation turns darker as the lads unpack the brutal realities of the January transfer window. Sids delivers a painfully honest story about a training-ground moment that changed everything, revealing just how quickly confidence, careers, and clubs can turn… From muddy six-yard boxes to that infamous line — “we won’t stop you” — this episode has it all.

FA Cup magic, transfer trauma, darts obsession, Spanish songs, and absolute chaos. This is football in all its glory.

00:00 - Welcome back, energy and settling in

03:42 - Crouchy’s holiday glow and chaotic catch-up

06:40 - Back in the studio and the pod’s evolving setup

09:27 - FA Cup third-round draw reactions

10:16 - The Macclesfield vs Palace shock explained

12:14 - Why non-league FA Cup stories hit harder

14:57 - Calling FA Cup hero Sam Heathcote and teammates live

18:00 - A PE teacher by day, giant-killer by night

21:35 - Was there belief before the upset?

24:00 - The aftermath: celebrations, chaos and reality

26:30 - Coming down from the FA Cup emotional high

29:23 - FA Cup fallout and Tottenham reaction

32:10 - Sidwell’s January transfer experiences

36:54 - The training-ground moment that changed everything

39:06 - “I’ve never felt so degraded” — career crossroads

42:10 - The phrase players fear: “We won’t stop you”

46:30 - Why January transfers mess with your head

47:20 - Paddy Power segment

53:40 - Will the heat affect our World Cup?

58:40 - Final reflections on FA Cup magic and January reality

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New year, same chaos. Crouchy's dialling in from Dubai, Sid’s gone full flamenco, and Chris is still reeling from missing the greatest night in Ally Pally history.

In this episode, the boys catch up post-Christmas and somehow end up covering robot massages, dodgy gift-giving, Sidwell’s ambition to become a Spanish guitar-playing Gypsy King, and whether the pod should launch a residency at Finsbury Park.

Crouchy talks us through meeting Ronaldo at the World Sports Summit (yes, that Ronaldo), putting the podcast on the global stage, and why there’s a very real chance we could become PSG’s shirt sponsor.

There’s also a very passionate rant about the FA Cup, a long-overdue roasting of Tottenham’s home form, and Chris has an existential breakdown over kids dressing as referees for Christmas.

Darts. Destiny. Desmonds. Let’s go."

00:00 – Welcome back: robot hands, bad presents & Sid’s groans

04:30 – Sidwell's musical ambitions: Finsbury Park warm-up act?

05:00 – Crouchy’s Busted moment at the O2 (yes, really)

10:00 – Ronaldo finally meets his hero (kind of)

20:00 – Pod in Paris? Crouchy makes big moves in Dubai

25:00 – “You’ve put us on the world stage”

33:00 – Chris’s extreme darts FOMO

34:00 – Sidwell tips the bar staff: total Ally Pally carnage

38:00 – Darts of Destiny: £5K, nine darts and one Curtis

53:30 – FA Cup fever: Crouchy’s rallying cry

1:07:00 – The game’s gone: kids with VAR screens for Christmas

1:08:30 – Are referees becoming influencers now?

1:10:00 – Ref talk, tights, and a gladiator future

1:42:00 – The annual missionary predictions: Spurs v Villa

1:56:00 – Dubai days & Crouchy’s global glow-up

1:59:00 – Arsenal, Wrexham and third-round mayhem

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On this New Year’s special episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris kick back with a relaxed end-of-year pod with listener messages, reflections on a huge year, and absolutely no pressure… until bowling enters the conversation.

The lads look back on some unforgettable podcast moments, react to thoughtful listener questions about football pressure, injuries, and dressing room dynamics, and share a genuinely moving message about prostate health awareness.

Then, in true Crouchy fashion, things take a sharp turn as a simple listener question sparks a full-blown debate about ten-pin bowling.

Is a perfect bowling game harder than a hole-in-one? Why does everyone think they’re better at bowling than they actually are? What’s the most embarrassing thing you can do on a bowling date — and when did bowling shoes quietly disappear forever?

It’s light-hearted, nostalgic, unexpectedly philosophical, and the perfect way to see in the New Year with the pod.

Happy New Year from the lads — and yes, most of the episode really does end up being about bowling.

00:00 - New Year’s Eve pod begins & relaxed holiday vibes

01:02 - Reflecting on podcast highlights from the year

02:05 - Wild journey home stories & “investment opportunities” tease

03:29 - Listener question: are managers hiding injuries?

04:16 - Emotional prostate health message from a listener

05:27 - Can players really fake injuries? Dressing room reality

06:46 - Playing through illness & injections in football

08:10 - Listener sparks the bowling debate: how hard is a perfect game?

09:24 - Is a hole-in-one actually easier than bowling 300?

11:21 - Worst possible bowling behaviour on a date

12:41 - Why getting a strike is still somehow awkward

14:04 - The mystery of bowling shoes disappearing

16:15 - Where do bowling pins actually go?

18:20 - The embarrassment of owning a bowling ball

20:00 - Realising the whole episode became about bowling

20:26 - Happy New Year & Darts of Destiny intro

21:19 - Darts of Destiny finale drama

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On this week’s Christmas special of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris fully embrace the festive spirit — with a twist only football could provide. Forget the traditional nativity, because the lads bring you a football-themed retelling of the Christmas story, featuring familiar faces like Mary Earps, Angel Di Maria, Dean Windass, Peter Schmeichel, and a baby Gabriel Jesus born not in Bethlehem… but firmly in football folklore.

With festive jumpers on, beers flowing, and absolutely no attempt to take things seriously, Crouchy leads the lads through a chaotic, laugh-out-loud Christmas tale that somehow manages to celebrate football heritage and the true meaning of Christmas all at once. There’s donkey impressions, questionable accents, proud dad moments, and just enough sentimentality to remind everyone what the season is all about.

To round things off, the Darts of Destiny makes its Christmas return, with league points, pressure throws, and big regrets on the line — all in support of a brilliant cause.

Merry Christmas from all of us at That Peter Crouch Podcast 🎄⚽

Chumbawamba 

00:00 - Festive jumpers, beers & Christmas vibes

01:29 - Christmas Eve traditions & pub confessions

02:50 - “The true meaning of Christmas” football-style

03:32 - Introducing the football Nativity story

03:45 - The Nativity begins: Mary Earps & Joseph Cole

04:15 - Angel Di Maria delivers the big news

05:03 - King Ledley’s decree & the journey begins

05:42 - Dean Windass enters as the donkey

06:33 - No room at the inn… Manuel Neuer says no

07:10 - Peter Schmeichel offers the stable

07:56 - Gabriel Jesus is born in the Nicky Banger

08:35 - Shepherds receive the heavenly announcement

09:17 - The Three Kings arrive with gifts

09:47 - “What Christmas is all about”

10:26 - Proud dad energy & jumper appreciation

12:44 - Darts of Destiny returns

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids and Chris are joined by a former teammate - with spells at Arsenal, Liverpool, Stoke and Portsmouth (as well as being a long-time friend of the pod!) winger Jermaine Pennant for one of the most honest and equally hilarious conversations the pod has ever had.

Jermaine opens up about being labelled “wasted talent”, growing up with zero structure, and how a late ADHD diagnosis finally helped him understand the chaos, impulsive decisions and moments that defined his career. From becoming a £2m teenager at Arsenal to playing in a Champions League final with Liverpool, Pennant reflects on the highs, the lows, and the managers who either got the best out of him — or completely missed the mark.

The lads also dig into dressing-room dynamics, the importance of man-management, why Steve Bruce got it right, why Rafa Benítez didn’t, and how football ultimately became Jermaine’s escape from childhood trauma. There are laugh-out-loud stories (including one unforgettable pair of Liverpool boots), emotional moments, and a powerful reminder that success isn’t always as simple as trophies and appearances.

Plus, we’ve got darts chaos, Christmas plans, league twists and classic Crouchy tangents.

As always — get involved in the comments. 🎯⚽

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Welcome back & Sids’ birthday chaos

02:45 – Four-day celebrations and golf madness

05:12 – Christmas elves, parenting panic & festive pressure

08:01 – Lingerie shopping: why men shouldn’t attempt it

11:04 – Premier League predictions fallout

13:18 – Sunderland sh*thousery & relegation worries

15:42 – Christmas football, darts & festive fancy dress fears

18:28 – Darts of Destiny explained

20:41 – Jermaine Pennant joins the podcast

22:06 – Life after football & media work

24:38 – Pennant opens up on ADHD diagnosis

27:12 – Understanding past mistakes through ADHD

29:44 – Football as an escape from childhood trauma

32:18 – Signing for Arsenal at 15 with zero structure

35:01 – Unreal talent in the Arsenal youth setup

38:22 – Why Pennant thrived when he was playing

41:04 – Steve Bruce vs Rafa Benítez: man-management clash

44:06 – Liverpool dressing room stories & boot chaos

47:12 – Champions League final regrets

50:01 – Turning down Everton to chase Liverpool dream

53:18 – Birmingham relegation & waiting for the big move

56:02 – Why first spells at clubs were always the best

59:14 – What managers misunderstood about Pennant

1:03:22 – Redefining success, legacy & self-acceptance

1:07:48 – Jermaine Pennant wraps up & farewells

1:09:30 – Darts of Destiny challenge begins

1:11:52 – Chris’ pressure & final darts reactions

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On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids and Chris dive head-first into the biggest football flashpoint of the weekend — Mohamed Salah’s explosive post-match comments.

The lads break down exactly what he said, what he meant, and why this moment could signal a major turning point in his relationship with Liverpool. From dressing-room dynamics to how senior players should handle being benched.

The boys also react to the World Cup 2026 group draw, sharing their early predictions, fears, and inevitable chaos ahead of the tournament. 

There’s also an emotional fan-gift reveal, nostalgic tales of Jose Enrique’s shoes, surprise cameos from a dubiously named road, and a proper Premier League roundup including Arsenal-Villa madness, Chelsea-Everton history, Palace-City patterns, and more.

What do you make of Salah’s interview? And how are we feeling about England’s route to 2026?

Also, please let us know what YOU’D like us to do for the World Cup down in the comments, or via our socials below!

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Cold open & subscribe push 

03:00 – Jingle Bell Ball stories & backstage chaos 

06:00 – Fan gifts, Jose Enrique’s shoes talk returns 

08:20 – First deep dive into Salah’s controversial interview 

10:40 – Salah press-officer moment & grainy clip discussion 

13:15 – Arsenal/Villa reaction + Crouchy in the crowd chaos 

15:50 – Lando Norris shoutout & superstition around the pod 

17:40 – Predictions scoreboard argument + maths accusations 

19:30 – Chelsea vs Everton preview & stat shock of 1994 drought 

22:45 – “Five” / CrouchFest music segment

25:00 – Palace vs Man City history & Townsend volley memories 

27:10 – Haier sponsorship

29:40 – World Cup draw production chaos & Donald Trump’s cameo 

32:00 – Kickoff times controversy & USA trip ideas (road trip?) 

35:00 – Tailgating, BBQ on tour & “rubbing your meat across America” 

40:00 – England’s group, early confidence, and knockout path chat 

45:00 – Which nations could surprise? Outsider picks debated 

50:30 – Heat in North America & players suffering—historic Ireland stories return 

55:00 – Substitutes in the dressing room due to heat?! 

58:00 – Emotional listener email (Hayley) + Crouchy sorts darts tickets (feel-good ending)

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This week on That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are joined by musician, Liverpool fan and long-time friend of the pod Miles Kane for an episode full of nostalgia, chaos and unbelievable storytelling. From the early days knocking about in Belsize Park to creating his brand-new album Sunlight in the Shadows with Dan Auerbach of the Black Keys, Miles lifts the lid on the madness, the music and the moments that shaped him.

We get into FIFA soundtracks, Sky Sports montages and why football and music share the same obsessive mindset. Miles also tells the incredible story of how his childhood hero Roberto Baggio inspired one of his most emotional tracks — and how that song led him all the way to Baggio’s house in Italy for one of the most surreal lunches of his life.

There’s backstage mayhem with Arctic Monkeys, broken ribs in five-a-side, fashion eras gone wrong, and a whole lot of love for the city of Liverpool. It’s a proper journey through the highs, the lessons and the moments that stay with you forever.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Blockbuster nostalgia & video shop memories

04:00 – VHS rentals, Soho shops & Warhammer confusion

06:00 – Crouchy’s weekend: Andy Carroll hat trick & The Greatest Showman

08:11 – Tribute to Billy Bonds & West Ham memories

09:37 – Predictions league: Sid pulls away

11:49 – Palace V United reaction & Amorim tunnel reaction

12:02 – Leeds v Liverpool preview (Paddy Power’s Big Weekend)

14:33 – Are Liverpool turning a corner?

18:24 – Bet builder decisions & odds boost

20:26 – Brighton v Villa preview & the ‘horny draw’ debate

22:31 – Sponsored segment (Haier) & discount code

24:33 – Miles Kane arrives on the pod

25:27 – Recording the new album in Nashville with Dan Auerbach

31:06 – The Roberto Baggio song story begins

34:01 – Miles meets Baggio in Italy

37:10 – The aftermath: calling his mum & crying in the car

41:05 – Arctic Monkeys Roundhouse story & mid-gig cameo

44:13 – Why Miles quit five-a-side after breaking ribs & elbows

54:00 – Gig crowds, global touring & life post-album release

01:00:25 – The live musical performance & reaction from the lads 

01:10:15 – Susie Dent breaks down the surname origin ‘Tancock’ 

01:14:41 – Listener message: she becomes “Mrs Corner” & the lads lose it

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris and Sids sit down with Joe Cole, former England international, Premier League winner and Champions League finalist, to dive into the untold stories behind his new book Luxury Player.

The lads get stuck into Joe’s early rise as a teenage sensation, the madness of being splashed across the papers at 15, and how fame shaped him long before he stepped onto a Premier League pitch. Joe opens up about the pressure, the jealousy, the misconceptions, and how he found his way through it.

The conversation also takes us inside Chelsea during the Mourinho revolution — the moment Joe realised everything had changed, what training was really like under Jose, and how that era set the foundations for years of dominance. There’s plenty of England nostalgia too: World Cups, quarter-finals, dressing room pranks, and the gut-punch reality of injuries cutting short international dreams.

It’s honest, funny, nostalgic and full of elite-level insight — a proper football chat with one of the game’s most naturally gifted players. And yes, there’s tales wine-tasting chaos, mascot scandals, and insight into a black cab driver giving massages at Chelsea… Strap in.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 — Crouchy opens the pod

01:15 — Crouchy, Carragher & Roy Keane at Football For Change

03:45 — Roy Keane art gallery story

05:00 — Richarlison goal & prediction chaos

09:50 — Hole-in-one vs 147 debate

15:30 — Arsenal vs Chelsea predictions

20:50 — FA Cup memories & Haier ad read

22:40 — Introducing Joe Cole

23:30 — Nick Collins falling-off-ladder clip

25:55 — Joe’s Sunday Brunch wine-tasting disaster

32:10 — Reconstructing memories for the book

33:50 — Being on the front page at 15

35:15 — Teacher mocking Joe about money

36:10 — Being a target at away grounds

43:00 — Joe’s dad turning down Sir Alex’s mascot invite

45:30 — West Ham principles & giving tickets away

53:00 — Discussion about “Luxury Player” label

01:03:50 — Desailly & the World Cup at Chelsea

01:04:20 — Mourinho arrives & changes everything

01:21:00 — England heartbreak & final reflections

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads sit down with Premier League and England goalkeeping legend Joe Hart for an unbelievably honest, funny and revealing chat about the wildest moments of his career. From the chaotic early days at Manchester City and their takeover era, to the surreal Aguero title-winner scenes, Joe takes us inside the dressing room, the pressure, and the mentality of surviving as a top-level No.1.

He opens up on the brutal moment Pep Guardiola told him he wasn’t part of the new City vision, the emotional rollercoaster of being England’s first-choice keeper, and the madness of shooting sessions with Beckham, Rooney, Gerrard, Lampard and Crouchy himself. The lads also go deep on team culture, loans, being replaced, punditry life, and even why goalkeepers should be allowed to wear hats again.

And of course, there are stories from the 2010 World Cup dartboard battles, arguments with Declan Rice, and Joe’s new extreme-challenge podcast. Let us know in the comments — what would YOU have done in Joe’s position when Pep arrived?

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – England negativity & international break chat 

00:08:58 – Joe Hart introduced; 2010 World Cup darts stories 

00:13:36 – Quick-fire round: stadiums, managers & teammates 

00:18:34 – Goalkeeper hats, towels & old-school traditions 

00:36:02 – The Man City takeover & Robinho signing shock 

00:37:24 – Loan to Birmingham; rivalry with Shay Given 

00:38:02 – Paddy Power’s Big Weekend Fixture and predictions break

00:45:16 – Becoming City No.1 with Shay Given on the bench 

00:51:14 – Pep Guardiola arrives & drops Joe Hart 

00:52:53 – Joe explains talking with Pep afterwards 

00:54:40 – Aguero moment & iconic celebration behind the scenes 

00:59:30 – Title-winning night & surreal Man United awards 

01:01:19 – Being England No.1 & dealing with constant changes 

01:05:41 – England shooting sessions with elite attackers 

01:23:48 – Working on Match of the Day as a pundit 

01:25:39 – Joe Hart’s new podcast & the “mind over everything” concept

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Steve are joined by two of football’s most iconic gaffers — Tony Pulis and Mick McCarthy. 

Between them, they’ve seen it all: Premier League survival battles, international tournaments, and the changing face of English football. The lads dig deep into what it really means to be a manager — from adapting your tactics to your players, to dealing with the press, to that gut-wrenching moment when you know “the game’s gone.”

Tony opens up about his no-nonsense days at Stoke, why long grass was a tactical weapon, and the dark art of winning ugly. Mick recalls his highs with Ireland, his time at Wolves, and the unforgettable press conference moment that went viral for all the wrong reasons. Together, they share hilarious behind-the-scenes stories, harsh truths about modern football, and surprisingly tender reflections on what they miss — and don’t miss — about life in the dugout.

It’s a masterclass in management, packed with wisdom, wit, and a few classic gaffer blow-ups. Strap in for old-school honesty and some brilliant football nostalgia — and let us know in the comments… has the game really gone?

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Intro chaos: Zoom setup and the “reverse Planet Earth” start

00:12 – Chris’s story from the Wicked premiere with Ariana Grande

00:07:50 – The lads debrief Sids’ FA Cup draw

00:12:59 – Mick & Tony join the show — “Two legendary managers in the room”

00:15:20 – Respect between rival managers and the old-school pos match wine

00:17:00 – McCarthy tells the story of losing a Sids to Fulham — “I told him to f*** off!”

00:20:00 – Growing up in South Wales and fighting to make it in football

00:23:00 – Tony’s tactical evolution: from Stoke’s long throws to Palace’s flair

00:30:00 – The philosophy debate: tactics vs adapting to players

00:33:00 – Managing upwards and the modern football hierarchy

00:36:00 – Sids asks: “When did the game go?” (VAR, grass length, overprotection)

00:43:00 – Mick & Tony on VAR killing the emotion of football

00:49:00 – Viral fame: Mick McCarthy’s “it can!” meme

00:53:00 – “Never slate your players”: The golden rule of press conferences

00:55:00 – Would they ever return to management?

01:00:00 - GW12 predictions

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Sids, and Chris sit down with Mary Earps — 2022 Euros winner with England’s Lionesses, World Cup finalist, and Golden Glove winner — for an incredibly raw and inspiring chat.

Mary opens up about her toughest career moments, including being dropped from the England squad, struggling to pay rent, and nearly walking away from football altogether. 

The lads dig into how she bounced back to become one of the world’s best, her move to Paris, and what it’s really like living life under the spotlight after the Euros win. Plus, the usual chaos: Sids’s FA Cup draw dilemma, tough gameweek 11 predictions, and why Erling Haaland’s robot dance might be crossing the line...

This one’s part football, part life lesson — and fully That Peter Crouch Podcast.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – 02:00 | Crouchy & the lads debate Haaland’s “robot” celebration

04:00 – 07:00 | Crouchy’s Orlando trip and the “67” mystery

10:00 – 11:20 | Breaking news: Do we get a paint sponsor deal live?

12:00 – 13:10 | The lads’ “What Three Words” discoveries

14:00 – 19:30 | Man City vs Liverpool predictions and robot outrage

22:00 – 24:00 | Sids’s Arsenal rant — “They think they invented football!”

25:00 – 27:00 | Spurs vs Man United — “Is it time to panic?”

29:00 – 30:30 | Sids’s FA Cup draw nerves and “one ball” plan

32:30 – 33:00 | Introduction of guest Mary Earps

34:00 – 36:00 | Mary on being dropped by England and struggling during Covid

37:00 – 38:00 | “I was in debt — selling stuff on eBay to survive.”

40:00 – 41:30 | The Euros win and how it changed her life

43:00 – 45:00 | Mary on her dad, her upbringing, and young girls in football

47:00 – 49:00 | Sir Alex Ferguson’s praise — “He remembered my save!”

50:00 – 52:00 | Mary on fame, fear, and adjusting to life after success

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids take a hilariously chaotic deep dive into how football has evolved — from Sunday League chaos to Pep-inspired tactical revolutions. The lads debate how analytics, player freedom, and “DNA” have changed the game forever, reminiscing about the days when defenders could “absolutely destroy” someone without a hundred cameras watching.

Expect sidetracks galore — from Center Parcs chaos, dodgy camera angles, and “missionary” score predictions to the invention of Crouchy’s Skill of the Week. There’s also a serious football chat about how big clubs influence playing styles, why corners are “ruined forever,” and how long throws are making a comeback.

To top it all off, the boys pitch their next big idea: turning their paint colours into reality… any paint companies out there fancy it?

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Chris’ chaotic intro from the floor at home

02:00 – Sidwell’s “in memoriam” photo mix-up

07:00 – The new time-wasting punishment no one understands

09:00 – Why Brits go wild for corners (and why Crouchy won’t stand anymore)

14:00 – United’s fan who won’t cut his hair until 5 wins in a row

16:40 – Shoutouts and hilarious name readings from Instagram

24:00 – A profound metaphor about “trusting your first wipe”

34:30 – The changing face of football and Pep’s influence

36:30 – Why copying City’s system ruins smaller clubs

38:30 – Club DNA vs Manager DNA – has football lost its roots?

45:00 – Have players lost freedom because of over-analysis?

51:30 – The ‘Skill of the Week’ idea is born

55:30 – The lads pitch a Peter Crouch football training camp

01:03:20 – Why long throws are making a comeback

01:12:00 – The ‘Tancock’ paint idea takes over the podcast

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris are joined by James Tarkowski, the no-nonsense centre-back for Everton Football Club. Known for his leadership, resilience, and heart-on-sleeve playing style, Tarkowski opens up about life at Goodison Park, Sean Dyche’s influence, and what it’s really like to play in Merseyside derbies.

He shares stories from Burnley’s golden years, the chaos of Everton’s survival seasons, and his thoughts on football’s return to big number 9’s, directness, and long balls.

 The lads also dive into dressing room psychology, VAR frustrations, and post-football plans — from coaching to business ventures. Expect honest football chat, great banter, and a few unexpected laughs (including Tarky’s Frozen piano moment).

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Tribute to Stuart Pearce’s son

00:35 – Opening banter and intro with the lads

08:45 – Sunday League chaos & Crouchy’s DM prank

16:20 – Dyche and managing “grenade” club owners

18:40 – Maguire’s redemption & tournament talk

35:00 – James Tarkowski joins the pod

36:10 – Settling into Everton and the chaotic seasons

38:31 – Goodison Park vs. the new stadium

41:10 – Grealish’s form and personality off the pitch

44:05 – Tarkowski vs. Van Dijk: The Derby Battle

48:06 – The famous last-minute volley and the wild celebrations

50:35 – Tarkowski’s journey from non-league to Premier League

54:05 – Inside Burnley’s dressing room culture

57:25 – Sean Dyche’s mind games and Burnley mentality

1:03:10 – Life after football & finding new passions

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids are joined by free agent and Crystal Palace legend Joel Ward. From lifting the FA Cup to living in a Bible college, Joel dives deep into the highs, lows, and surprises of his footballing journey.

The lads chat about Ward’s free agent life, what it’s really like being on the sidelines after a long stint at a club, and how he's mentoring the next generation at Palace. They also get stuck into proper dressing room stories, the real power of player faith groups, and one of the most intense atmospheres in football — Fratton Park on a European night.

Oh, and things take a serious left turn into 18-hour brisket smoking sessions and barbecuing like a pro. Is Joel Ward the best footballing pitmaster in the country? You'll have to listen to find out.

Chumbawamba 

00:00:00 – Episode opens: remote setup and Ibiza hangover chat

00:02:14 – Sids explains how bad weather justified a heavier night out

00:03:08 – McDonald's recovery mode: international break confessions

00:04:34 – “Three nights in a row is heavy at this age” – big night consequences

00:06:10 – Fantasy football standings update: Sid storming into the lead

00:07:09 – Cheating Chris out of points?

00:10:17 – Ange & Forest: “It’s not going to end well”

00:12:54 – Arsenal's mental hurdle: “They have to win a league title NOW”

00:19:11 – Crouch’s bet builder: Mo Salah to score first

00:25:11 – Steve Bruce story: “His dad asked, ‘How do you stand in that box?’”

00:30:53 – Joel Ward joins the pod

00:31:15 – Life as a free agent and staying fit at Palace

00:33:13 – Winning the FA Cup: “You couldn’t write it”

00:34:46 – “I knew we were going to win” – the surreal moment before victory

00:35:48 – What it meant for lifelong Palace fans

00:36:03 – How the team mentally prepared for a once-in-a-lifetime shot

00:38:17 – Why the Palace system works, even without stars

00:40:01 – Ward on changing roles and mentoring at Palace

00:42:34 – Coaching, faith, and media aspirations

00:43:24 – Growing up in a Bible college with 30+ residents

00:45:42 – Faith in football: pre-game prayers and support groups

00:49:04 – WhatsApp groups with Eze, Trent, and other believers

00:52:00 – Coming through the ranks at Portsmouth

01:00:00 – Facing AC Milan: “I saw Maldini in the tunnel”

01:04:09 – The great football BBQ debate begins

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids welcome Kasabian frontman Sergio Pizzorno, the creative force behind one of Britain’s most iconic rock bands. The lads dive deep into Sergio’s world — from his legendary songwriting process in “The Sergery,” to the chaos and glory of performing Fire in front of tens of thousands.

Serge opens up about Kasabian’s new music, what drives him as a frontman, and his unique parallels between music and football. They also relive Leicester City’s miraculous Premier League triumph, wild gigs at CrouchFest, and why Sean Dyche might owe him for Crouch’s transfer to Burnley.

Expect stories of flares, service station meetups, and rock ‘n’ roll philosophy — all with that unmistakable Crouch Pod banter.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Intro banter & Sid’s hair chat

02:00 – Pete teases the arrival of Sergio Pizzorno

03:00 – Crouch’s “Home Olympics” with Serge

06:00 – The lads’ league and “horny draws”

17:00 – Sergio Pizzorno joins the pod

18:00 – Memories of listening to Kasabian’s album on a yacht in France

20:00 – Chaos at CrouchFest & performing Fire live

21:00 – Writing “Hippie Sunshine” and the Elton John-inspired breakdown

23:00 – How Kasabian blend rock and rave into one sound

25:00 – The art of reading a crowd & touring America

27:00 – Life on tour, staying sober, and “living life backwards”

30:00 – How Fire became the soundtrack to football

33:00 – Glastonbury, flares, and Kasabian’s stadium moments

36:00 – Sean Dyche, service stations, and transfer stories

41:00 – Leicester City’s miracle season memories

45:00 – Jamie Vardy stories & the Champions League trophy moment

50:00 – Football trivia battles & the “3-day question” saga

53:00 – Sergio on the new album and what’s next

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids sit down with Sir Gary Oldman – one of Britain’s greatest actors, an Oscar and BAFTA winner, and the man behind unforgettable roles in Dracula, Harry Potter, The Darkest Hour, and Slow Horses.

A lifelong Manchester United fan, Oldman opens up about his first experiences watching football in the 1960s, his friendship with Sir Alex Ferguson, and why he misses the old-school loyalty of players who stayed at clubs for decades.

He also dives deep into the craft of acting – from the grueling physical toll of roles like Churchill, to getting nicotine poisoning while filming, to his pride in movies like JFK. Along the way, Gary shares stories about recent knighthood, Oscar night nerves, fart gags on Slow Horses, and his admiration for George Best.

This one’s a proper crossover of football and film.

00:00:00 – Intro: Pete, Chris & Sids kick things off

00:01:12 – Sitting with Turkish fans & reminiscing at Anfield

00:03:29 – Debate over Ryder Cup crowds & respect in golf

00:05:03 – Golfers celebrating like Sunday league lads with beers

00:08:32 – Football tactics going “full circle”: long throws & direct play

00:10:23 – Newcastle heartbreak & Premier League predictions league

00:12:04 – Sunderland shoutout

00:13:09 – Gareth Southgate rumours & whether he’d suit Man United

00:18:11 – Big preview: Chelsea vs Liverpool

00:22:13 – Bournemouth vs Fulham preview & stadium expansion chat

00:32:24 – Score predictions: United vs Sunderland

00:32:45 – Introduction of special guest: Sir Gary Oldman

00:33:43 – The infamous farting scene in Slow Horses explained

00:39:01 – Oldman on The Firm & 1980s hooliganism

00:40:51 – Where Gary was when he found out about his knighthood

00:42:17 – Gary’s most proud film role

00:43:17 – Playing Churchill & winning the Oscar

00:53:02 – Gary’s football roots & becoming a Man United fan

00:55:22 – Nostalgia: Best, Charlton, Giggs, and loyalty in football

00:59:29 – The loss of “first eleven” continuity

01:02:01 – Sir Alex nearly cameoing in Slow Horses

01:03:30 – Critiquing Rooney & Giggs’ acting in adverts

01:05:01 – Which Oldman character could rescue Man United’s dressing room

01:07:46 – What’s next for Gary: more Slow Horses

Chumbawamba 

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Peter Crouch, Chris Stark, and Steve Sidwell dive into the ins and outs of loan moves: the good, the bad, and the brutally honest. Drawing from personal experience, Sids opens up about being sent out on loan early in his career and how it shaped his future, while Crouchy shares the highs and harsh realities of being loaned to clubs to fight for game time. The lads also get into the unique pressure young players face, the role of managers during these periods, and how loan spells can make, or break, careers.

The lads dissect a big weekend of Premier League action, including Arsenal vs Man City and Liverpool vs Everton, while unpacking the bizarre booking of Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall for taking a quick free kick and why sprinting around the back of the goal is a tactical masterpiece.

Fourth official respect, a genius Sunday League campaign featuring Sids himself, surprise matchday moments next to Joe Gomez, and a deeper dive into the wild plan to make Refs famous.

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On this week’s bonus episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids dive into a big batch of brilliant listener messages — from unfortunate road names and tall-teen fashion dilemmas, to the mystery behind why players get booked for taking their shirts off.

Alongside the laughs, the lads give their predictions and analysis on a huge weekend of Premier League fixtures, including Arsenal vs Man City, Liverpool vs Everton, and United vs Chelsea. Expect bold calls, heated debates, and some outrageous analogies…

Elsewhere, Sids reveals his chaotic Lime bike journey, gasps at a surprise message from NBA legend Steve Nash, and why Fulham handed him “the keys to the cottage.” There’s even soap star walk-ons and comparisons to Messi and Ronaldo, plus a cheeky free-agent chat which we’ve decided will be best left to a full episode with a current free-agent… stay tuned for that one.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Crouchy’s Lime bike chaos on the way to City Airport

00:02:15 – Surprise shout-out from Steve Nash and Fulham Forever Fulham day

00:04:13 – Fulham vs Leeds horror show & Portsmouth-Southampton derby memories

00:05:37 – Chris at Doncaster races and Crouchy’s BBQ weekend

00:06:14 – Guest-free episode twist: talking free agents

00:12:18 – Tottenham’s MLS free agent training story

00:13:32 – The awkward reality of running contracts down

00:15:44 – Leaving Reading for Chelsea & Fulham negotiations

00:18:35 – The “romantic” idea of finishing your career at a smaller club

00:20:33 – Mental battles of training alone while waiting for a call

00:24:53 – Prediction league update & hilarious “tight as a raccoon’s nutsack” moment

00:29:14 – Crouchy on Ted Lasso cameos & behind-the-scenes chaos

00:34:47 – “Mike Bassett” meltdown comparisons in football management

00:41:22 – Salah shirt-off celebration predictions

00:49:16 – The debate on shirt-off bookings being about sponsors vs football

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This week on That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids welcome Owen Hargreaves — former England international, Champions League winner with both Bayern Munich and Manchester United, and one of the few players to represent England after developing abroad.

Known for his versatility and tireless midfield work, Owen opens up about growing up in Canada, life at Bayern, sharing a dressing room with Cristiano Ronaldo, Beckham, Scholes, and Gerrard, and the brutal realities of top-flight football. 

The lads dig into forgotten legacies, dressing room cliques, and Champions League glory, while Owen reflects on injuries, criticism, and what it takes to compete with the very best.

Expect candid stories from training bust-ups to iconic finals, plus the usual mix of laughs, tangents, and behind-the-scenes honesty only this pod delivers.

Chumbawamba 

00:00:00 – Opening banter: mascot forfeit, selfies, crossbar challenge at Farnham Town

00:06:02 – Sidwell’s Indian restaurant photo wall spotted by fans

00:11:28 – Predictions league table update (Crouch, Chris, Sids)

00:13:35 – Crouch recalls being ruthlessly told he was leaving Tottenham

00:17:12 – Owen’s teenage Golden Boot feats remembered

00:19:19 – Sponsored segment: City vs United derby odds and predictions

00:25:00 – Arsenal vs Forest preview and predictions

00:27:04 – Everton vs Villa preview and predictions

00:31:21 – Hargreaves enters – first meetings with Crouchy, Milk Cup memory

00:38:04 – First trial in Germany, arriving at Bayern aged 15

00:46:03 – Brutal Bayern training: bust-ups, tear-ups, winners only

00:47:14 – Manager Ottmar Hitzfeld’s advice: “They must hate you to respect you”

00:48:12 – Effenberg’s respect moment: “You’ll be my successor”

00:55:22 – Playing with Beckham, Scholes, Gerrard, Lampard – the impossible midfield balance

01:05:25 – Facing Zidane, Ronaldinho, and Brazil’s 2002 side

01:10:32 – 2001 Champions League Final at 20 years old

01:13:23 – Celebrations after winning Champions League (or lack of)

01:18:28 – Beating Chelsea and Barcelona with Manchester United

01:22:07 – Playing with Ronaldo: training habits and obsessive mindset

01:25:42 – United dressing room: Rooney, Scholes, Giggs, Tevez

01:30:15 – Ronaldo’s Ballon d’Or hunger – “he was obsessed with being the best”

01:33:02 – Why Ronaldo left United for Madrid

01:35:11 – Quickfire round: favourite stadiums, toughest opponents, best players

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris and Sid welcome former Arsenal goalkeeper Graham Stack, who enjoyed a wild career with clubs including Reading, Wolves, Hibs, Barnet, and Kerala Blasters. Known as much for his no-nonsense style as his shot-stopping, Stack lifts the lid on some of football’s most infamous behind-the-scenes moments, including what really happened in the dressing room during Arsenal’s 03/04 season.

Stack reflects on the chaos and camaraderie of his playing days, including infamous training ground bust-ups, dressing-room scraps, and wild fan encounters abroad. He also reveals his latest venture—organising a one-of-a-kind boxing night where ex-footballers swap the pitch for the ring, raising funds for charities close to his heart such as the Willow Foundation. 

Expect Stack’s infamously outrageous stories, brutal honesty, and the kind of behind-the-scenes insight only a journeyman goalkeeper with tales from Arsenal’s Invincibles to non-league can deliver.

Chumbawamba 

00:00:00 – Opening banter: moths, holidays & random chaos

00:09:52 – Alan Shearer vs. Crouchy on the golf course

00:16:40 – The lads debate VAR decisions & refereeing standards

00:24:18 – How player fines spiral out of control

00:29:14 – Graham Stack joins the show

00:30:00 – Stack explains his footballers’ boxing night idea

00:34:55 – The charity causes behind the boxing event

00:41:42 – Arsenal days: Invincibles training scraps & bust-ups

00:46:08 – Thierry Henry vs. Lauren fight story

00:49:15 – The “dark side” of Dennis Bergkamp

00:50:32 – Crouchy’s worst fight ever told

00:51:36 – Comparing modern goalkeepers to his era

00:53:21 – Stack’s career journeys: from Arsenal to Barnet & beyond

01:00:42 – Kerala Blasters: the madness of Indian football crowds

01:09:55 – Lower-league realities: brutal scraps & survival mode

01:17:38 – Crouchy recalls his nastiest on-pitch fight

01:24:12 – Final reflections & push for Stack’s charity boxing night

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids are all recording remotely – and it shows. With Chris juggling kids, a house move, and a wife in A&E after a freak avocado incident, the lads start with sincere apologies to our listeners. 

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From there, it’s classic chaos: Crouch’s dodgy pink headphones, festival stories, and the announcement of Pete’s a ridiculous forfeit…

The football chat gets lively with breakdowns of Liverpool’s comeback against Newcastle, predictions for Arsenal vs Liverpool, and reflections on stadium atmospheres – from dodgy sound systems to legendary announcers. The lads also go deep on traditions, Bovril vs modern food trends, and the unspoken bonds between fans who see each other every week but never exchange names.

Expect tangents on circular beds, waterbeds, half-time Coldplay gigs, and even hypothetical transfer “sliding doors” moments like Shearer at United or Gerrard at Chelsea.

It’s loose, funny, chaotic – and feels like being back in the pub with your mates.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Lads open remotely, Chris apologises for chaos.

00:01:36 – Chris reveals wife’s avocado accident and A&E trip.

00:04:05 – Pete talks about hosting Alex James’ Big Feastival.

00:07:16 – Forfeit revealed: mascot appearance at Farnham Town.

00:12:07 – Liverpool’s dramatic late comeback against Newcastle.

00:14:05 – Chat on Max Dalman’s debut and rising star potential.

00:15:34 – Paddy Power predictions: Liverpool vs Arsenal debate.

00:24:19 – Big shout: Burnley upset incoming?

00:29:16 – Stadium acoustics and dodgy sound systems.

00:34:14 – Fallen giants: Crouchy on quiet stadiums like Reading.

00:36:10 – Pre-match hype: Chelsea’s “blue carpet” and DJ.

00:39:15 – Worst away days: QPR’s cramped stands and pillars.

00:45:10 – The underrated job of stadium announcers.

00:55:12 – Mad idea: watching football from a stadium swimming pool.

00:59:01 – Campaign to bring Bovril back for kids.

01:03:27 – Fans who see each other weekly but never ask names.

01:12:16 – Sliding doors: Shearer at United, Gerrard at Chelsea.

01:16:25 – Chris’ new bed arrives mid-recording.

01:22:03 – Throwback to chaotic, boozy Covid-era pods.

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On this week’s bonus episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive headfirst into the chaos and comedy of pre-season. From Oasis gigs in Dublin to dodgy roly-polys after a last-minute winner, the lads unpack the highs and lows of football’s return.

Pete relives opening-day nightmares, bizarre pre-match routines, and superstitions about kits and boots, while Chris and Sids share the fan’s perspective on renewing season tickets, spotting familiar characters in the stands, and suffering the agony of “that one voice” in the crowd that cuts through everything.

We also hear about disastrous goal celebrations, iconic supporters who deserve cult hero status, and whether football has gone too far with grip socks and fashionable penalties.

It’s all pre-season nostalgia, outrageous stories, and plenty of laughs as the boys gear up for another season.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Pete’s return and Oasis in Dublin story

00:06:17 – First impressions of Villa vs Newcastle opening-day clash

00:07:42 – Brighton v Fulham result and Pete’s league bragging rights

00:12:07 – Sunderland and Leeds back in the Premier League spotlight

00:14:02 – Being alone vs family life balance

00:17:12 – Hilarious story of sneaking over the gate

00:21:42 – The speculation around players clapping fans and transfer rumours

00:25:35 – Pete on West Ham’s struggles and survival battles

00:29:23 – Big weekend preview: Man City vs Spurs

00:42:29 – Pre-season discussion officially begins

00:47:06 – Pete’s nightmare opening day at Stoke City

00:49:03 – Getting battered at Stamford Bridge by Deco’s Chelsea

00:52:11 – The fan who haunted Pete every week at Spurs

00:55:15 – Season ticket traditions and football friendships

01:03:22 – Stories of players injured during wild goal celebrations

01:08:58 – Pete’s infamous failed roly-poly celebration unearthed

01:18:05 – Rant on grip socks, referees, and fashionable penalties

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Welcome back for this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast! We return from our summer break with a very special episode featuring reigning PDC World Champion Luke "The Nuke" Littler. At just 18 years old, Luke has taken the darts world by storm, rising from pub leagues to global stardom in record time.

Pete, Chris, and Sids dive into Luke’s rapid journey, from his first throws as a kid to competing — and winning — on the biggest stages.

Luke talks candidly about dealing with sudden fame, staying grounded with his mates, meeting sporting heroes like Sir Alex Ferguson and Wayne Rooney, and the surreal moment he took the World Championship trophy to Old Trafford.

Plus, we hear about his love for KP nuts, his driving theory test nerves, and the mindset tricks that keep him calm at the oche. Expect big laughs, surprising confessions, and a few dartboard challenges thrown in for good measure.

We also catch up on the latest transfers, our first week of predictions, and issue a brief reminder to Pete that he has an outstanding IOU on a forfeit…

Oh it’s good to be back.

Chumbawamba 

00:00:00 – Back from summer break; lads catch up and talk about the new podcast format.

00:04:16 – Sad news: Samira restaurant closes, with funny and nostalgic stories from visits.

00:09:29 – Transfer gossip kicks off – Sunderland’s announcement video, player knowledge, and awkward intros.

00:12:05 – Jack Grealish to Everton rumours and how the system could suit him.

00:14:33 – Crystal Palace discussion: key players, Conference League drama, and unfair rulings.

00:17:12 – Will Hughes shout-out and Conference League chances.

00:18:06 – Predictions segment starts with Arsenal v Man United and Tucker’s 19 involvement.

00:23:01 – Debate over managers coaching from opposite touchlines.

00:26:21 – Tucker’s 19 predictions revealed for upcoming fixtures.

00:28:05 – Villa v Newcastle preview and more predictions.

00:34:21 – Brighton v Fulham predictions before Luke Littler joins.

00:35:54 – Luke Littler arrives – warm welcome and first dart throws with the lads.

00:37:26 – Luke on going from pub darts to global fame and dealing with attention.

00:41:24 – How Luke copes with media, stays grounded, and avoids showing frustration.

00:43:00 – Meeting sporting heroes – Rooney, Ferguson, and surreal fan moments.

00:46:05 – Luke’s early days in darts, playing pub leagues from the age of 9.

00:50:16 – Talking favourite legs, nine-darters, and the mental edge in competition.

00:56:09 – Life on tour: food, travel, and the realities of the darts circuit.

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are joined by former Arsenal and Nottingham Forest midfielder Henri Lansbury—a man known for his composed playmaking style, his Premier League journey, and now, his unexpected new life as a lawn-care entrepreneur.

Henri gets candid about a life-changing diagnosis—testicular cancer—and opens up on how he discovered it, why he kept it quiet during his career, and how football dressing room culture shaped his response. In a powerful, funny, and refreshingly honest chat, Henri explains the moment he realised something was wrong, the speed of his surgery, and how football banter helped him process it all.

The lads also dive into Henri’s career journey through Arsenal’s elite youth system, wild loan spells at Scunthorpe and Norwich, and his glory years at Forest. There’s even time to talk about robot lawn mowers, silent discos, and how Henri went from footballer to founder of Grass Gains, the fertiliser brand making waves in Premier League stadiums and home gardens alike.

Stick around to hear some top-class football nostalgia, locker room laughs, and the kind of heartfelt real talk that this podcast delivers best.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Intro

02:30 – Crouchfest at Glastonbury?

06:00 – Henri Lansbury’s Arsenal roots and elite youth training

13:00 – Loan life at Scunthorpe: “Where the f*** is Scunthorpe?”

20:30 – Training on a farmer’s field with rats

24:10 – Life-changing moment: discovering the lump

25:40 – Immediate surgery and hiding the truth from his club

26:50 – The football banter that helped him heal

28:30 – Why he didn’t tell anyone and why he’s speaking now

34:20 – Lansbury’s best football years: Forest and Villa

38:00 – The unexpected rise of Grass Gains fertiliser

41:30 – Supplying professional stadiums (secretly)

45:00 – Billy Davies’ paranoia and man management

47:20 – Jack Grealish at Villa vs now: “He just took the piss!”

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris Stark, and Steve Sidwell reunite to discuss the state of modern football—and it’s safe to say, the game has well and truly gone. From nostalgic takes on goal celebrations to fuming over financial fair play, the lads aren’t holding back.

Chris discusses his injury from a rogue five-year-old’s high five, Steve shares his story about proposing again on his 20th wedding anniversary, and Crouchy flexes his new golf trophy win, sparking a movement to secure him VIP parking across the UK.

But it’s the main debate that steals the show—“has football officially lost the plot?” The team deep dive into everything that grinds their gears about the modern game: players filming with phones on the pitch, soulless shirt sponsors, managers refusing to adapt tactics, and the death of spontaneity in football moments thanks to VAR. 

Plus, we use AI to generate Sids a FAKE girlfriend in the Chumbawumbar… trust us, this one's a belter.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Reunion and travel debreif

01:04 – Steve’s second wedding proposal

08:22 – Chris’s bizarre injury from a child

09:00 – Crouchy wins a golf tournament (and calls for VIP parking)

12:51 – Episode theme: “The Game’s Gone”

14:02 – Has VAR killed the magic of football?

16:57 – Rant about players filming with phones on the pitch

22:14 – Fake AI girlfriend?!

25:26 – Financial Fair Play and club punishments

28:09 – Selling homegrown players to game the system

33:11 – Why do all managers now play the same tactics?

39:06 – Crouchy wants the return of the magic sponge

45:03 – Throw-ins vs. kick-ins: the lads reimagine the game

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete and Chris welcome Welsh legend Hal Robson-Kanu on the pod!

From youth football rejection to that unforgettable Cruyff turn goal at Euro 2016, Hal opens up about his rollercoaster of a career—one that includes two ACL ruptures, founding a multi-million pound wellness brand, and becoming Wales’ unlikely hero on the global stage.

The lads dig deep into Hal’s journey, how his homemade turmeric shots went from his dad’s blender to supermarket shelves, and why inflammation might be the root of most modern-day health issues.

There’s talk of brutal Premier League realities, the dressing room dynamics no one sees, and how football still fails players when it comes to mental health.

Plus, what it’s really like being a boot boy for the one and only Steve Sidwell, why David Ginola was tight at Christmas, and the story behind how a promised £50-a-goal bonus proved surprisingly lucrative for a young Robson-Kanu.

It's a brutally honest, hilarious, and inspiring insight into a career that's anything but ordinary.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Introduction

02:39 – Hal explains the brutal knee injuries that nearly ended his career

05:31 – How a homemade turmeric blend made Hal pain-free in 6 weeks

10:22 – Discovering other turmeric drinks were “glorified apple juice”

13:05 – The transition from footballer to founder of The Turmeric Co

18:14 – Arsenal rejection: Hal’s emotional first career setback

21:08 – Why boot boys mattered and how that’s now lost in modern football

25:17 – Going head-to-head with Coca-Cola: Hal’s startup battles the giants

27:19 – “The Wales of wellness” – Euro 2016 and the underdog mentality

35:08 – The legacy of Gary Speed and changing Welsh football forever

38:36 – Breaking down that Euro 2016 goal vs Belgium—step by step

44:18 – The hidden sacrifices of being a professional footballer

47:02 – Depression in football: “There’s more than in any other industry”

55:00 – What’’s Gareth Bale really like?

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are joined by none other than Martin Tyler – the legendary commentator affectionately known across the world as the voice of football.

With a career spanning over five decades, Martin reflects on iconic moments behind the mic – from “Collymore closing in!” to Aguero’s title-winning goal. He shares the unseen prep behind a commentator’s job, how he once nearly turned down the TV gig entirely, and the surreal reality of being more recognised for his voice than his face.

Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dig into Tyler’s personal story: from his grassroots beginnings, non-league coaching adventures, close friendships with legendary managers, and why even now, aged 78, he’s still chasing energy and the joy of football.

It’s a nostalgic, surprisingly emotional, and often hilarious look at the man behind some of football’s most spine-tingling moments.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Intro

01:30 – Martin Tyler reflects on first meeting Crouch during Youth Cup

04:00 – Ron Atkinson’s phone call about teenage Crouchy

06:30 – Tyler’s first football memory: Woking in 1953

08:30 – Nearly turning down a career in television

10:40 – “Collymore closing in!” and Aguero’s title winner

17:00 – Why Tyler still does all his own research

25:00 – On staying neutral and reacting to big moments

33:00 – Sir Alex Ferguson calls him at home after Sunderland match

41:00 – Working with Thomas Frank & the beauty of access

45:00 – Tyler’s favourite football day: Woking at Wembley and Blackburn’s title

51:00 – Still chasing the energy: Tyler on love, ageing, and staying relevant

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids are joined by Nigerian football icon John Obi Mikel—AFCON & Champions League winner, Olympic medalist, and a legend of Chelsea’s golden era.

Mikel opens up about everything: from the infamous tackle Crouchy dished out on him, to going toe-to-toe with Roy Keane in Manchester, Mourinho’s ruthless tactics, and why he turned down Manchester United after signing with them.

The lads dive into Mikel’s explosive transfer saga—complete with missing persons reports and undercover meetings with Roman Abramovich—his unfiltered take on the corruption in African football, and the moment he personally funded a flight for Nigeria’s Olympic squad to keep their dreams alive.

You’ll hear stories about Didier Drogba, Frank Lampard, Mo Salah, Kevin De Bruyne, and why Mourinho made Salah cry. This one’s full of heavyweight moments from one of the coolest heads ever to grace a football pitch.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Introduction

03:00 – Power of podcasting and reconnecting with football friends

00:04:00 – Peter Crouch apologises for the worst tackle he’s ever made

00:08:00 – Mikel reflects on the brutal Chelsea vs Liverpool battles

00:12:00 – Training ground fights at Chelsea and Kalou vs Ballack bust-up

00:16:00 – Mourinho's demand: “Defend your teammates—or else”

00:18:00 – Mourinho breaks Mo Salah: “He started crying in the dressing room”

00:20:00 – “Mourinho sent me to train with the reserves”

00:26:00 – Mikel’s kidnap story and smuggling out of Norway

00:33:00 – Roman Abramovich’s undercover meeting with Mikel

00:35:00 – Winning AFCON for Nigeria and the pressure from the entire country

00:43:00 – “I paid for our Olympic team’s flight myself”

00:46:00 – Mikel’s Champions League final: “I bossed that midfield”

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are let loose on a (questionable) pub quiz, taking on the ultimate test of football knowledge—and things go completely off-script.

With producer Jamie stepping in as quizmaster, Pete, Chris, and Sids are thrown into a whirlwind of Premier League trivia, bizarre football stats, and the kind of curveball questions that make you question everything you thought you knew about the beautiful game.

But in true pod fashion, it’s far from plain sailing. There's chaos over pancake maths, debates about walking stats, a very public golfing humiliation, and an absolutely mental story involving a premier league legend gifting Chris Stark’s mum some cheese (yes, really).

There are shoutouts to podcast icon Tucker’s 19, beefs with rival podcasts, and even a passionate debate on gas vs. charcoal.

Play along, keep score, and let us know in the comments how you did. But be warned—some of these questions will do you in.

Chumbawamba 

02:25 – the golf swing fail seen ‘round the internet.

07:03 – The surprise quiz episode.

00:08:11 – Are quizzes… erotic?

00:09:43 – Quiz begins: Who kept a clean sheet against Liverpool?

00:14:13 – 3 clean sheets leaves the lads stumped

00:20:03 – “Tucker’s 19” becomes an elite in-joke.

00:23:07 – Revealing the Premier League’s top walker…

00:26:05 – Who is the slowest player in the league?

00:30:02 – Can you trigger a speed camera on foot?

00:42:24 – The UK eats HOW many pancakes in one day?!

00:46:11 – Chris reveals who used to send his mum cheese.

00:52:49 – Listener idea: Golden Goal with a twist – remove a player every 3 minutes!

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AD | In this very special Father’s Day bonus episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, made possible by Courvoisier, Peter Crouch is joined solo by his mentor, former boss, and true father figure in football - the legendary football manager Harry Redknapp. From Spurs, Portsmouth, and Southampton, Harry managed Crouchy across three decades of his career.

The two dive deep into the moments that defined their journeys together: transfers that almost didn’t happen, career-saving confidence boosts, Premier League relegation battles, Champions League highs, and Redknapp's unique man-management style that helped turn raw talent into England internationals.

They share stories of Defoe, Modrić, Bale, Di Canio, and the changing face of football management, from player recruitment to youth development.

It’s a laugh-filled, honest, and nostalgic look at the beautiful game, and a heartfelt tribute to the managers and father figures who shape careers—and lives, thanks to Courvoisier! Please drink responsibly.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Introducing the Courvoisier Father’s Day Special

02:00 – Golf with Tony Pulis

03:07 – Crouch = Basketball Player?

04:23 – Premier League Struggles

08:14 – England Calling

12:04 – Champions League Qualification

14:10 – Sent Off in Madrid

20:26 – Modern Football Rant

25:05 – Academy Disconnect

27:41 – Signing Di Canio

28:20 – The Bournemouth Revolution

32:30 – Signing off

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete and Chris (with Sids still on the beach) dive headfirst into the hilarious and often cringe world of footballers in adverts. From Crouchy’s proudest Pringles moment to the beauty of the Jamie Vardy Thailand ad, nothing is off limits.

The boys reminisce over iconic commercials—from the Carlsberg Sunday League masterpiece to Owen’s iconic Dubai helicopter advert—and question whether footballers should ever really act again.

Crouchy shares tales from the set with Fabregas and Anelka, while the lads dissect Cristiano Ronaldo’s truly bewildering Shopee ad and discuss the genius of Burger King's Stevenage FIFA hack.

We also hear from listeners: should clubs pick players based on acting skills? And what really is the greatest beer of all time? Airport beer? Train beer? Christmas Guinness? The debate gets rowdy, nostalgic, and weirdly emotional.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – The Glastonbury news incident…

00:02:40 – The saga of “Bugger Me Thrice” continues

00:04:44 – Crouchy introduces the footballers-in-adverts theme

00:05:42 – Carlsberg's legendary Sunday League ad breakdown

00:10:12 – Crouchy’s FIFA Street cover story

00:11:12 – Crouchy’s Pringles ad story w/ Fabregas, Kuyt, & Anelka

00:15:04 – The lads’ marketing brainstorm for the podcast

00:18:17 – That Michale Owen ad breakdown

00:20:30 – Giggs, Evra & Rooney: accidentally hilarious wine advert

00:23:36 – Jamie Vardy’s Thai stadium commercial

00:27:26 – How Beckham changed footballer endorsements forever

00:43:00 – The greatest beer of all time debate gets real

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In this season’s final Friday episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris Stark, and a not-so-present Steve Sidwell round off the Prediction League with drama, controversy, and heartfelt reflection.

The episode dives into the emotional rollercoaster of the last day of the Premier League season—from the bizarre to the biblical—as Crouchy opens up about the powerful Eriksen moment at Old Trafford and reflects on his final days as a footballer.

The banter is at its peak as Crouchy faces a dreaded forfeit for finishing bottom of the league. With suggestions ranging from being a Premier League mascot to becoming a shop window mannequin, the podcast leans into full chaos mode.

There's also a touching tribute to Gary Lineker’s final Match of the Day appearance, a cheeky analysis at Wayne Lineker's managerial legacy, and even some poetic thoughts on football retirement.

Plus: Tucker’s 19 becomes an internet cult hero, Inter vs PSG predictions get wild, and the lads debate the weirdest and most humiliating forfeits ever submitted.

And yes—Sidwell might already be on the beach.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – A heartfelt message to Liverpool following tragic events

01:42 – Sidwell accused of “going to the beach early”

02:19 – Wayne Lineker dubbed “second best club manager”

03:56 – Emotional tribute to Gary Lineker’s Match of the Day exit

07:03 – Crouchy suggests live final-day coverage next season

08:04 – The boldest Liverpool fan stunt at Old Trafford

09:07 – Crouch’s “biblical” moment watching Christian Eriksen

12:00 – Crouch reflects on his own football retirement

14:37 – Prediction League results: who takes the forfeit?

18:06 – Forfeit ideas: from mannequins to mascots

21:14 – Champions League final banter & predictions

35:05 – Listeners’ wildest forfeit suggestions get revealed

38:00 – It’s time to say goodbye…

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It’s the Rodcast baby.

On this very special episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids make a pilgrimage to the stately home of none other than Sir Rod Stewart—rock legend, model train aficionado, and die-hard Celtic fan.

Recorded inside Rod’s private gym and overlooking his personal football pitch, this episode is a goldmine of outrageous stories and charming confessions. From Elton John gifting him a Rembrandt painting, to the infamous drunken Scottish Cup draw, Rod holds nothing back.

He opens up about his lifelong love affair with football, his competitive friendship with Elton, and how his model railway obsession helps him stay grounded (and vocally fit!) while touring the world.

Whether he’s reminiscing about pitch invasions at Wembley, revealing the secrets behind his Vegas shows, or naughty 70's antics, this is Rod Stewart at his most raw and relatable.

Chumbawamba

00:00 – The lads arrive at Rod’s house

00:57 – First glimpses into Rod’s estate, football pitch, and gym setup.

02:25 – Rod arrives

05:04 – Rod’s football upbringing, trial at Brentford, and passion for the game.

07:10 – Competitive Christmases with Sir Elton John

11:17 – Rod’s sprint training

12:00 – The iconic drunken Scottish Cup draw explained.

14:11 – His dad turning off England’s World Cup win—Scottish loyalties run deep.

21:11 – Recounting the pitch invasion at Wembley in 1977.

25:50 – Singing in front of the Queen and Prince Philip.

31:13 – Rod’s touring secrets, including building train factories in hotel rooms.

35:24 – How “Maggie May” accidentally became a worldwide hit.

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In this Friday edition of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Chris Stark, Steve Sidwell, and Peter Crouch return from a boozy golf break and jump straight into the chaos of final-day football madness.

From traditional Irish pub singalongs and mysterious ‘dark diary’ golf trips, to Rod Stewart’s house tour, this episode has it all. The lads dish out wild Premier League predictions, reflect on Crystal Palace’s emotional FA Cup win, and debate the fate of Ipswich and Everton.

There’s banner tributes, Sean Dyche's tactical accuracy, and a Crystal Palace moment that brought everyone to tears. Plus, the crew finally settles on the one prediction source to trust… (shoutout to @tucker19) Who will be doing the forfeit?

📺 CHAPTERS

00:00 – That Friday Pod

03:26 – The ‘Rodcast’ Is Coming

06:25 – The Premier League Predictions Table Gets Tense

09:00 – Crystal Palace FA Cup Glory

13:26 – Sean Dyche’s Prophecy Came True

15:37 – Goodbye to Goodison Park

17:38 – Forest v Chelsea: The Missionary Derby

21:45 – tucker19: A Legend is Born

25:53 – Can Ipswich Pull Off a Miracle?

30:28 – Final Bets

33:20 – Wrap-Up

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids embrace the upcoming off-season mood and dive headfirst into all things holiday mode.

Crouchy reminisces about intense training sessions in Swiss mountains, awkward dressing room introductions after summer transfers, and the chaos of sneaking out for that cheeky “lads trip” before your partner notices.

Sids reveals the behind-the-scenes stress of holiday planning as a footballer, including dodging club fines, wild weddings in June, and dealing with furious managers missing out on top-ten bonuses.

There’s barbecue chat, dodgy decking drama, “Big Brother” moments via home surveillance, and even a hysterical pitch for the next podcast-branded spirit: Bonfire Spiced Rum.

From backyard grill battles to full-blown football psychology and summer transfers, this episode is your perfect companion for pre-season nostalgia and post-season relief.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – BBQ Battles Begin

04:00 – Wayne Bridge’s Green Egg Saga

05:00 – Chris vs. House Viewers

10:00 – ‘On the Beach’ Mindset & End-of-Season Slump

13:00 – Did They Deliberately Miss Europe?

18:00 – Lads Trips, Weddings, and the June Chaos

23:00 – Pre-Season Training Camps: Brutal or Bliss?

27:00 – Football’s Mental Toll & Needing to Escape

30:00 – Holiday Interrupted: Crouch’s Liverpool Call

32:00 – Moving Clubs, Nervous Dressing Rooms, and School Flashbacks

36:00 – Bonfire Spiced Rum

40:00 – Two Pucks in Football & The Conclave XI

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads go into one of the juiciest debates of the season — if Spurs win the Europa League… have they had a BETTER season than Arsenal?

Pete, Sids and Chris weigh up silverware vs second place, and whether finishing runners-up in the league without a trophy holds a candle to lifting something in Europe — even if it comes with a 17th place finish. The Arsenal-Spurs dynamic is shifting, and the boys aren’t sitting on the fence.

Away from the football, there’s plenty of nonsense… we get stories of seagull muggings in Cornwall, monkeys raiding hotel fridges, and Chris’ recent dolphin safari. Plus, one listener’s mum is not letting him attend Spurs’ potential big night, and the pod receives its first ever official fishmonger application.

To top it all off, there's a very serious warning: never go full ‘Rod’ unless you’re medically cleared.

Chumbawamba 

00:02:00 – Chris’ dolphin safari?! 🐬

00:03:30 – Seagull madness in Cornwall🍦

00:06:05 – Monkeys raiding fridges 🐒

00:07:00 – Pack of dogs chase story in Tuscany 🐕

00:11:00 – Forest owner storms pitch – what really happened? ⚽️

00:13:00 – Chairman emotions and losing control during big games 😤

00:17:35 – Arsenal’s top-two meltdown and Premier League madness 🔥

00:21:00 – “Parading of the Wives” – last home game madness 👩‍👧‍👦

00:24:00 – Listener: Fishmonger wants to sponsor the pod 🐟

00:34:45 – “96 shirt instead of 69” and the upside-down debate 🔄

00:37:00 – Listener asks for permission to watch Spurs glory live 📺

00:40:00 – “Never go full Rod” – finger-breaking story 🤕

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids kick back with a glass of cognac as they dive into some of your listener messages.

From awkward handshakes and cultural greeting rituals to the ultimate pub chat: could a relegation playoff transform the Premier League? The lads unpack a genius listener suggestion for turning end-of-season misery into box office gold.

They also spotlight a football league where weight loss adds goals, discuss the tragicomic reality of football freestyle stars not making it pro, and weigh in on Arsenal’s growing rep for “Spursiness.” There’s a heartfelt moment too, as a listener shares how Chris’s cancer story helped during his own diagnosis—reminding everyone to check their balls.

With a powerful mix of humour, nostalgia, and top-tier pub debate, this is a classic “messages” episode—and maybe the start of a Premier League revolution.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Cognac-fuelled kickoff

00:04:34 – Meeting Harry Redknapp & the evolution of the handshake

00:10:27 – Listener Jack invents relegation playoffs

00:14:16 – “Walk past a mirror of shame” – brutal ideas for playoff losers

00:22:18 – Weight loss football leagues: genius motivation and brilliant team names

00:25:00 – “Ballers” vs real footballers: the truth behind freestyle stars not making it pro

00:29:10 – Peter and Sids’ unplayable 5-a-side legends

00:32:35 – Joe Taylor: the non-league striker outscoring Haaland

00:35:56 – Are Arsenal more Spursy than Spurs?

00:39:00 – The All or Nothing curse: how documentaries changed Arsenal's rep

00:40:13 – Listener’s cancer diagnosis inspired by Chris Stark’s story

00:51:00 – The Sandwich XI

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In this week’s Friday edition of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive into the madness of managerial meltdowns, controversial club decisions, and the best kind of sh*thousery the Premier League has to offer.

Chris unpacks the sacking of Tom Cleverley at Watford and the brutal cycle of losing the dressing room, before the boys weigh in on Trent Alexander-Arnold’s now officially confirmed Real Madrid move, the emotional weight of leaving your boyhood club, and how it plays out among loyal fans.

From wild predictions and Wolves’ revival to Oktoberfest fantasies and Jamie Vardy’s hilarious whistle blow, this is one to enjoy sat back with a Cognac - with your families very well regarded. 

Plus, there’s a Gogglebox moment with Unai Emery watching the pod while prepping for match day… you’ve got to hear it to believe it.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Cognac Fridays begin with a bang

00:58 – Tom Cleverley’s Watford exit sparks emotional debate

02:52 – Chris opens up on receiving a message from Tom during tough times

06:01 – Trent’s Real Madrid move – reactions from a Liverpool POV

10:19 – Crouchy reflects on Trent’s contribution to Liverpool’s rise

12:06 – Unai Emery watches the pod to prep for his match – wild moment

15:32 – Jamie Vardy blows ref’s whistle – tactical genius or foul play?

16:52 – Oktoberfest plans - Peter Crouch in Lederhosen?

20:25 – This week’s predictions with plenty of twists

30:01 – 100 seagulls vs 1 wolf debate

33:12 – New forfeit ideas: Rename your house after the winner?!

38:32 – Double-row van sighting: the Matrix of motor vehicles

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are joined by a bona fide football hardman—Duncan Ferguson. The former Everton, Newcastle United, and Rangers striker, who later managed Everton, sits down with Pete, Chris, and Sids for a wild ride through his explosive football career. Known for his aggressive style of play, legendary scraps, and deeply loyal fanbase, “Big Dunc” doesn’t hold back.

From prison time to on-field battles, Duncan shares jaw-dropping stories from his time in the game—headbutts, red cards, and what it was really like behind the scenes at Goodison Park. He opens up about managing Everton, the modern player, and his scariest moments on and off the pitch.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Prepping for Big Dunc

02:14 – Duncan Ferguson Joins the Pod

03:10 – Growing Up Fighting in Stirling

06:12 – Becoming Britain’s Most Expensive Teenager

09:40 – The ‘Headbutt’ That Landed Him in Jail.

13:20 – What Prison Was Really Like

16:58 – Why He Fell in Love with Everton

20:45 – He Turned Down Who?!

24:33 – Becoming Everton Manager

29:05 – Forest Green Rovers & Learning as a Gaffer

33:10 – Football Has Changed... But Has He?

37:42 – When Burglars Picked the Wrong House

41:20 – Toughest Opponents & Dressing Room Chaos

46:02 – Legacy, Regrets & Big Dunc’s Final Word

1:01:00 – Wrapping Up the Madness

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This week on That Peter Crouch Podcast, the Friday Edition, Pete, Sids, and Chris serve up some fresh football takes, and nipple cream controversy as they unpack Sid’s London Marathon, chaotic VAR decisions, and the bizarre world of stadium announcer catchphrases.

Fresh from running 26.2 miles, Sids brings medal-in-hand reflections on the sheer madness and magic of the marathon, with touching shout-outs from fans, and revisiting the surprise phone call from John Terry during the recent live stream where he revealed his own nipple struggles mid-run.

The lads also reflect on their first-ever livestream watchalong (think Gogglebox meets CrouchFest) and dream up where it could go next — Boxpark half-time shows, anyone?

Elsewhere, they dive into Liverpool's dominant win, the TNT “False Two” launch, and Klopp's potential return. There's also talk about Cheavon Clarke’s recent trolling of Spurs in their own stadium, thunderous nicknames at Leeds, and the most iconic stadium shouts in the UK.

It’s football analysis, marathon madness, and complete nonsense… all in a day’s pod.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Sids on the London Marathon: “Best thing I’ve ever done.”

02:00 – Fans shout “Back Stronger!” during the run

03:10 – John Terry called us live on the livestream?!

05:00 – Watchalong madness and ideas

06:00 – The infamous “False Two” TNT moment

08:10 – Klopp’s Real Madrid rumours

10:00 – Michael Buffer’s million-pound catchphrase

13:00 – Lookalike ring card people (Sheeran, Beckham… WHAT?!)

14:00 – Arsenal anthem played at Spurs Stadium = SCENES

17:00 – Rescinded red cards

35:00 – Golf trip motivational speech request

39:00 – Hospital XI

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are knee-deep in Championship chaos as Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive headfirst into the beautiful unpredictability of the Play-Offs.

They explore what makes this stage of the season the most thrilling—and brutal—event in English football. With firsthand stories from their own careers, including Crouchy’s brief stint at Norwich, to Sid’s heartbreak at Brighton, they discuss how the psychological rollercoaster of the Play-Offs impacts clubs, fans, and players alike.

From debating whether staying in the Championship is actually more fun than promotion, to reminiscing on iconic moments like Troy Deeney’s miracle goal and Bobby Zamora’s last-gasp winner, the episode blends nostalgia, insider insight, and hilarious tangents—including sandwich debates, shared lawn feuds, and the real meaning behind "gulf in class."

Whether you're a football purist or just in it for the playoff mayhem, this episode delivers everything you love about the pod—laughs, heart, and a serious nod to what football means beyond the pitch.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Acknowledging that Ashley Cole episode title… 

02:00 – Golf hole-in-one idea and potential podcast-branded hole

04:20 – The Championship: best or most chaotic league in the world?

06:10 – Watford in the Premier League vs. Championship

11:22 – Mental health in football – Talk More Than Football campaign

17:00 – Steve Sidwell on his forced retirement

20:03 – Iconic Play-Off memories – Charlton vs. Sunderland

23:05 – Brighton’s brutal loss and the emotional impact of playoffs

25:06 – Bobby Zamora’s last-minute goal & legendary QPR moment

29:11 – “One game away from £120 million” – The insane business side

33:29 – Reading’s shock Premier League run with just £2.5M spent

40:07 – Will Burnley or Leeds survive the Premier League next season?

Football chat? Easy. Talking about how you actually feel? That’s where it gets tough. #TalkMoreThanFootball.

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids dive in with some pre-marathon chat, as Sids gears up for the London Marathon with a torn calf and a point to prove. The lads rally behind him and address what turned out to be a not-so-accurate slogan—‘Quid for Sids’ (actually a fiver).

They unpack this week’s outrageous Premier League predictions, the form of teams like Liverpool and Arsenal, and what’s going on at Chelsea and Spurs. Plus, wild tangents ensue—from Jamie Vardy memes, to middle-seat van etiquette, to a riotous reinvention of football jargon with concepts like ‘false one’ and ‘fraudulent five’.

It’s classic chaos, with hot takes on Harry Maguire up front, Rimmel London’s football insight (kind of), and just enough stats to keep it somewhat legit.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Introduction to the Friday Pod

01:08 – Sids reveals calf tear just weeks before the marathon

03:05 – Sids commits to running the marathon despite injury

05:14 – Crouch, Chris & Sids’ Premier League predictions

09:18 – Arsenal’s Champions League chances—real or hype?

11:14 – Faking Liverpool winning the title… sort of

13:12 – Championship drama and promotion praise

19:04 – Crouch on Harry Maguire: “Get him up front!”

24:10 – Ridiculous predictions for Liverpool v Spurs

31:12 – Neutral stand? Games gone. 

48:10 – “Fraudulent One” and the rise of fake football positions

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, something totally unexpected happens—Ashley Cole drops in for an impromptu visit while out in Portugal with Crouchy, catching the lads completely off guard!

With Chris still away and sunning himself on a well-earned holiday, and Sids dialing in from the Chumbawum-bar, this one turns into an unplanned but surprisingly insightful deep dive.

Ashley shares his behind-the-scenes coaching insight from his time with England's U21s, analysing the most exciting young players in English football right now—including Myles Lewis-Skelly, Ethan Nwaneri, and Morgan Gibbs-White—explaining what separates arrogance from confidence in the next generation. 

The group also debates whether the Championship-to-Prem gap is now impossible to cross, and whether the so-called ‘mid-table’ teams are actually leveling up faster than you think…

Oh, and it wouldn’t be a classic Pod without a bit of chaos: limbs chat, golf games, and an eBay XI that nobody asked for featuring David “Buy Now” and Erik Ten Haggle.

As ever, absolutely no structure, but loads of laughs.

Chumbawamba 

00:00– Intro

00:01:22 – Ashley Cole casually walks past?

00:03:02 – Ashley about standout U21 player

00:04:12 – Ashley on Myles Lewis-Skelly's maturity

00:05:27 – Man City’s interest in Morgan Gibbs-White: Is he ready?

00:09:07 – Ashley on Max Dowman and how early hype = pressure

00:11:10 – Lewis-Skelly’s confidence vs arrogance debate—Ashley reacts to the Haaland celebration

00:13:30 – Is the Championship-to-Premier League gap too big now? 

00:15:25 – Can Nottingham Forest sustain their rise?

00:17:17 – Ashley’s potential future as a manager

00:26:31 – Fan celebrations and “limbs”

00:30:34 – Crouchy’s dad literally fell into a pit!

00:32:00 – Andy Carroll: playing for love, not money

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On this week’s That Peter Crouch Podcast, Sids continues to hold down the chumbawum-bar as Chris enjoys his well-earned holiday, and Crouchy joins live from Portugal, diving deep into the wildest twists from this week’s football action: shocking Chelsea slip-ups, outrageous comebacks, and top-six goalkeeper debates.

They go in hard on the Real Madrid vs Arsenal second leg (is a 3–0 lead ever really safe?), and things get juicy as they discuss behind-the-scenes bonus culture, Premier League moles, and who’s REALLY leaking stories at Spurs.

Plus, is Mo Salah Liverpool’s greatest ever player? The debate rages on. Add to that the ultimate parent sports day drama, Portuguese Easter egg hunts, and some serious match predictions for the weekend. Get involved.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – The boys kick off

00:54 – Hands-free mic??

02:27 – Weekend results chaos: “Chelsea let us all down”

06:43 – Arsenal’s 3–0 lead: “The Bernabéu is different”

08:27 – Real Madrid prediction shocker: 2-1 comeback?

09:17 – Goalkeeper debate: Pickford vs. Onana

13:34 – Bonus culture in football: “Even if you didn’t play, you might get paid”

14:12 – The mole at Spurs: Is someone leaking to the press?

18:56 – Mo Salah debate: Greatest ever Liverpool player?

23:06 – Newcastle vs Villa preview: “This game is absolutely huge”

33:35 – “Justice done on parched!”: Arsenal’s set-piece coach antics

48:09 – Parents racing at Sports Day: Crouchy’s take on secret rivalries

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This week on That Peter Crouch Podcast, the boys get deep into the topic of loyalty—and all the chaos that comes with it in football. The lads unpack the messiest transfers, the fan backlash, the manager betrayals, and the true legends who stayed loyal to one badge their whole careers.

From personal stories about Crouchy's days at Southampton and Portsmouth, to Sids’ move from Reading to Chelsea, the lads lay it all out: when loyalty means staying, when it means going, and when the fans don’t forgive. Plus, they shout out the proper one-club legends like Maldini, Totti, and Giggs—was their loyalty heroic or career-limiting?

You’ll also get outrageous stories about coins passed through the human body, bacon sandwiches thrown in anger, football kits as walking billboards, and a surprise battle of the lawns in suburban Lancashire…

Chumbawamba 

00:00:00 -Introduction

00:05:16 – Loyalty in football.

00:10:23 – Sids gets booed

00:13:15 – Crouchy being one of the”Redknapp’s Babes”

00:17:00 – The Sol Campbell move that shook football.

00:18:00 – Andy Cole’s shocking transfer to Manchester United.

00:23:03 – Discussion on one-club legends: Maldini, Giggs, Totti.

00:25:11 – Crouchy reflects on modern players and staying loyal.

00:28:12 – Fans’ loyalty vs. clubs’ decisions and price hikes.

00:32:11 – Newcastle's Carabao Cup celebrations show true fan passion.

00:47:13 – Throwback to old-school football gear and nostalgia.

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On this week’s Fridayepisode, The notorious Steve Sidwell holds down the fort, filling in for Crouchy and the absent Chris Stark on their holidays. Despite almost completely losing control — the lads still find their groove…

Crouchy dials in from Qatar with tales of belly-flop surfing, and the boys break down the weird energy of the Manchester derby, Premier League power shifts, and if De Bruyne makes an all-time Premier League XI.

There’s a proper fan-boy moment from producer Jamie over one of the most outrageous free kicks of the season, before moving into the lengths a club could take to allow a player to retire at the club shirt you started at.

And of course, it wouldn't be Friday without a spicy Dogfight League update, and a Ski XI full of powder puns and alpine banter. Plus, the eternal question: who’s sitting in the middle van seat this time… and why?

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Crouch forgets to press record!

00:03:00 – Technical issues spark SD card/“siddy card” banter.

00:05:00 – Man City vs Man United derby chat — “Just not the same anymore.”

00:07:00 – Crouchy applauds the opponent by accident while on the bench.

00:11:00 – That outrageous free kick — “Postage stamp!”

00:18:07 – “Onana might be United’s worst keeper…” — reaction to viral quote.

00:30:00 – One-day contracts to retire at your first club? Crouchy’s brutal take.

00:36:00 – The Vanorama Middle Seat Debate.

00:40:00 – The PodSki XI — the return of Lucas PodSki.

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In this nostalgia-packed episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads welcome

Premier League icon Peter Schmeichel, and the result is nothing short of legendary.

Widely considered one of the greatest goalkeepers of all time, Peter Schmeichel shares extraordinary stories from his journey, growing up in Denmark, sneaking in football behind his pianist father's back, and the shocking spy story of his dad defecting from Poland during the Cold War.

From bringing handball instincts into the Premier League to transforming goalkeeping

with his iconic throws and psychological tactics, Schmeichel gives fans unmatched

behind-the-scenes insight into Man United’s dominance, Sir Alex Ferguson’s trust in the

Class of ’92, and the unbelievable run that led to the famous 1999 treble.

He even talks about his love-hate relationship with baked beans, his time on Strictly

Come Dancing, and how he may have nearly joined Liverpool on a night out with Ian Rush!

This one is for the diehard football romantics. Bacon sandwiches at the ready—this is the

Schmeichel episode you didn’t know you needed.

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00:04:06 – Schmeichel on Denmark and his connection to England.

00:12:33 – Schmeichel’s Cold War double agent story.

00:24:22 – The influence of handball on his goalkeeping style.

00:29:06 – Sir Alex showing up in Denmark with a promise.

00:34:12 – What it meant to win the first-ever Premier League title.

00:41:13 – Dwight Yorke’s underrated role and dressing room magic.

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On this episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive into absolute chaos. The speech-breaker game provides hilarious slurred impressions, before the lads dive in to some serious football analysis, with their unfiltered thoughts on everything from Forest's FA Cup charge to the latest Man United woes.

Crouchy relives the Anfield Legends Game, and Sids goes deep with heartfelt news about his marathon fundraiser for two causes very close to his heart.

To donate to Sid's London Marathon challenge for BHF and MND, head over to https://gofund.me/372ef803 and #givesidsaquid. One quid is all it takes!

There’s talk of semis at Wembley (yes, those ‘semis’ too), Haaland’s injury fallout, and the never-ending United vs City saga.

And yes, there’s even a debate about what football scoreline prediction counts as missionary, and which counts as ‘the wheelbarrow’.

Chumbawamba

00:00:00 – Speech Breaker chaos—lads lose it laughing

00:05:34 – Premier League predictions

00:10:27 – Manchester Derby preview: Haaland’s injury fallout

00:28:14 – Sidwell speaks on his Marathon

00:37:15 – Balotelli, Vinnie & Bowyer Vanarama

00:39:23 – Erik Ten Haagen-Dazs

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, we’re coming to you straight from the Liverpool team hotel on the morning of the Liverpool Legends Match at Anfield.

Crouchy is joined by an all-star lineup of former Reds, including Steven Gerrard, John Barnes, Djibril Cissé, Yossi Benayoun, Ryan Babel, and Jay Spearing, for an exclusive behind-the-scenes chat about what it really means to pull on the famous red shirt.

The lads reminisce about unforgettable Champions League nights, legendary team talks, and share hilarious behind-the-scenes stories.

From Gerrard’s best Liverpool memories to Cissé’s injury recovery, and Barnes on the evolution of the modern game, this episode is packed with iconic moments.

Let us know in the comments – who’s the greatest Liverpool legend of all time?

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Intro

00:35 – Pre-match nerves

02:34 – Can Jay Spearing play for LFC now?

04:50 – Young player’s poor communication

08:36 – Babel’s favourite LFC memory

10:10 – From Madrid to Warrington

13:31– Dirk Kuyt & the go-kart incident

15:45 – Working with Arne Slot

19:54 – The Liverpool connection

23:10 – Benayoun’s only podcast!

25:41 – Yossi’s time in England

28:45 – Best in the dressing room

31:10 – Cisse arrives

33:27 – Signing for LFC

35:11 – Cisse’s injury recovery

38:14 – Dalglish’s team talks

39:39– Barnes & Pete catch-up

42:09 – From Watford to Merseyside

44:45 – “It’s a Liverpool thing”

47:20 – Pete’s night out with Barnes

47:53 – Steven Gerrard on the pod!

49:03 – the Liverpool Foundation

50:42 – Elite player mentality

52:08 – Gerrard’s favourite LFC memories

54:24 – Setting standards

55:58 – Great to be back (stronger)

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Chris Stark opens up about his deeply personal and challenging experience—his recent battle with testicular cancer.

In an honest and emotional conversation, Chris shares how he discovered the diagnosis, the whirlwind of emotions that followed, and the treatment process, including surgery and chemotherapy.

The lads discuss the importance of early detection, the impact of health scares on mental resilience, and the role of humour in dealing with life’s toughest moments.

This episode is about more than just Chris’s journey; it’s a conversation about awareness, support, and the importance of looking out for yourself and those around you. A serious subject, tackled with the openness and camaraderie that defines this podcast.

If you are affected by any of the topics discussed in this weeks episode, and for more information on testicular cancer, symptoms, and support, please visit the NHS website: https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/testicular-cancer

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive headfirst into

the wild world of football’s finest personalities. From legendary road rage contenders to unexpected

musical performances, the boys leave no stone unturned.

Crouchy reminisces about the highs and lows of Cheltenham, while the gang debates who you’d

least want to encounter in a van showdown. Plus, there’s a surprise musical guest delivering a

Vanarama anthem for the ages…

Expect laughs, shocking confessions, and enough football banter to keep you going all week. And

remember, if you’ve got stories to share, the comments section is wide open!

00:00 - Quick catch-up with Crouchy, Chris, and Sids

10:00 - Peter’s latest antics on social media

16:00 - Vanarama: Who’s driving?

24:00 - Recording the Vanarama anthem

33:00 - Special guest appearance and the anthem debut

40:00 - Crouchy prepares for a return to the pitch

47:00 - Can Crouchy survive in the doghouse?

52:00 - The lads’ funniest fan-submitted stories

58:00 - Wrap-up and teaser for next week’s chaos

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive into the wildest

marathon stories—both on and off the pitch. Sids reveals the highs and lows of training for the

London Marathon, while Pete shares an unexpected encounter from his own race experience. The

lads also react to an incredible story from a listener who ran 95 marathons in 61 days (yes, really!).

The conversation takes a turn as they discuss luck vs. talent in football—does being in the right

place at the right time matter more than skill? Crouchy reflects on the moments that made (and

nearly broke) his career, while Sids shares his experience at Arsenal, where he might have been at

the right club at the wrong time.

Elsewhere, they tackle live TV chaos (including Joe Hart’s accidental on-air blunder), Chris’s roast

dinner that led to an impromptu session on the pints, and the latest pod invention—an actual That

Peter Crouch Podcast board game! The concept? Stay out of the doghouse and survive the ultimate

pub crawl. Would you play it?

Let us know in the comments—what’s the luckiest moment in your career? Would you take on the

95-marathon challenge? And most importantly… should Sids actually run the marathon dressed as a

pudding?!

Don't forget to subscribe, drop us a review, and stay tuned for more podcast chaos next week!

00:00:00 – Marathon Training Updates

00:09:50 – He ran Across Australia Listening to the Pod

00:22:00 – How Luck Shapes a Footballer’s Career

00:31:30 – Crouchy’s QPR Breakthrough

00:42:15 – A Cutthroat World: Football Academies

00:55:30 – “Doghouse" - The Board Game

01:02:02 – Closing Thoughts & Fan Messages

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Peter

Arsenal 2 - 0 Chelsea

Everton 1 - 0 West Ham

Southampton 1 - 3 Wolves

Chris

Arsenal 2 - 1 Chelsea

Everton 2 - 1 West Ham

Southampton 1 - 2 Wolves

Sids

Arsenal 2 - 2 Chelsea

Everton 1 - 1 West Ham

Southampton 0 - 0 WolvesPeter

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive into one of the biggest football debates of the week, has Arteta completely lost the plot? After his dramatic press conference walkout, the lads break down the pressures of managing a Premier League club and the mind games involved.

Elsewhere, they discuss the madness of Gazza, Stack, and Ruddock, legendary players who defined chaos on and off the pitch.But that’s not all, Salah’s future at Liverpool is under the microscope, with rumours of an unbelievable exit plan.

Meanwhile, Cheltenham fever is in full swing, and the boys discuss the wildest betting stories, the unexpected connection between Cheltenham and Benidorm, and whether Saint Patrick’s Day celebrations get too out of hand for footballers.

Got a Cheltenham tip or a story about a footballer meltdown? Drop it in the comments!

00:00 | Intro

08:45 | Arteta Walks Out!

16:20 | Salah’s Leaving Liverpool?!

22:40 | The Forgotten Football Rule

31:50 | Last Night’s Football Drama Analyzed

43:15 | Gazza, Stack & Ruddock Madness

47:25 | The Link Between Cheltenham & Benidorm

56:00 | Closing Thoughts & Next Episode Tease

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive

into one of football’s biggest challenges… longevity.

What does it take to keep playing at the highest level for years? Is it down to fitness,

mentality, or just plain luck? The lads break down the secrets behind long careers,

from training regimens to dressing room power struggles. 

They also reveal the telltale

signs that a player’s time is up, plus the legends who somehow defied the clock.

And of course, there are plenty of ridiculous stories along the way. If you think footballers have it easy, this one might change your mind.

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[00:00:00] – What does longevity mean?

[00:05:30] – The biggest factor for a long career

[00:10:15] – The players who defied time

[00:20:20] – The modern approach to longevity

[00:25:50] – How football veterans stay motivated

[00:30:00] – Dressing room dynamics

[00:35:45] – Knowing when it’s time to retire

[00:40:10] – Is longevity harder now?

[00:47:00] – The key to a long football career

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Pete - 47

Sids - 46

Chris - 42

Final Scores from the weekend

Man Utd 1-1 Fulham

Bournemouth 1-1 Wolves

Newcastle 1-2 Brighton

Predictions (at 90 mins)

Pete

Man Utd 1-3 Fulham (0pts)

Bournemouth 1-1 Wolves (3pts)

Newcastle 3-2 Brighton (0pts)

Chris

Man Utd 1- 2 Fulham (0pts)

Bournemouth 2-1 Wolves (0pts)

Newcastle 2-0 Brighton (0pts)

Sids

Man Utd 0-2 Fulham (0pts)

Bournemouth 3-1 Wolves (0pts)

Newcastle 2-3 Brighton (0pts)

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive deep into the

madness that is Vanarama, the game that’s taken over football! The lads discuss the hilarious chaos

it’s brought to the pod and even pitch getting a major pop star to record the theme song.

Elsewhere, the boys break down the biggest FA Cup shocks, discuss Wayne Rooney’s savage take

on Manchester United, and question whether Arsenal’s attack is strong enough to win the league.

Plus, Pete shares the story of a tackle so bad he had to apologise to Fabregas after the game!

And of course, it wouldn’t be That Peter Crouch Podcast without some top-tier Doghouse stories,

including a pre-written poem for a girlfriend who’s about to find out her fella has definitely messed

up.

Oh, and if you’ve ever wondered what a game of Vanarama with animals would look like… well,

let’s just say you’re in for a treat.

Let us know in the comments—who’s got the worst football fine story? 👀

00:00 - Welcome to That Peter Crouch Podcast

00:01 - Vanarama Game Takes Over Football!

00:07 - FA Cup Predictions

00:18 - Peter Crouch’s Shocking Tackle

00:26 - The Key to Forest’s Success

00:32 - The Ultimate Doghouse Dilemma

00:36 - Playing Vanarama with Animals?!

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive headfirst into

the world of football rivalries—from the biggest derby days to the strangest grudges you never

knew existed. 

The lads relive their personal experiences of playing in heated matches, including the

madness of Brighton vs. Palace, the infamous Stoke vs. Arsenal clash, and the sheer hatred of Villa

vs. Birmingham.

But rivalries aren’t just for the pitch—managers, pundits, and even mascots get involved too.

Sidwell shares his nightmare journey through hostile Palace fans, while Pete breaks down why

some players never let things go (yes, Roy Keane, we’re looking at you). 

Plus, we dive into the weirdest football club owners and uncover the hidden rivalries in football punditry.

Let us know in the comments—who is your biggest footballing rival? And if you're currently locked

in a personal or workplace rivalry, we want to hear about it!

00:00 – Intro 

04:30 – Second Clubs

07:30 – Dressing Room Drama

18:00 – Getting Personal

27:10 – The angriest tackles in football

30:45 – Dion Dublin

39:20 – Off the Pitch

50:15 – Club Owners

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Current standings:

Pete - 44

Sids - 46

Chris - 42

Scores from weekend:

Man City 0-2 Liverpool

Aston Villa 2-1 Chelsea

Newcastle 4-3 Forest

Petes Predictions

Man City 1-2 Liverpool (1pts)

Aston Villa 3-1 Chelsea (1pts)

Newcastle 2-1 Forest (1pts)

Sids Predictions

Mancity 1-3 Liverpool (1pts)

Aston Villa 2-0 Chelsea (1pts)

Newcastle 1-0 Forest (1pts)

Chris Predictions

Man City 2-1 Liverpool (0pts)

Aston Villa 2-1 Chelsea (3pts)

Newcastle 1-1 Forest (0pts)

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sid’s go head-to-head with their FA Cup predictions—who’s getting knocked out, and who’s pulling off the biggest upset?

The lads also introduce the world to the Vanaramagame, the latest football-themed debate that’s taking over group chats everywhere. Plus, Liverpool’s dominance, Man City’s struggles, and why the forgotten backpass rule never gets punished.

Finally, a few legendary listener stories and the biggest talking points from the weekend’s matches. Don’t forget to subscribe and drop your FA Cup predictions in the comments!

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sid delve into one of the most compelling themes in football—Redemption. Whether it’s a player bouncing back from a career-threatening injury, a manager proving the doubters wrong, or a team rising from the ashes, the lads explore what it truly means to have a comeback story. From Peter Crouch’s own redemption after a red card against Real Madrid to Stuart Pearce’s iconic penalty redemption for England, the episode is packed with gripping tales of resilience. The boys also take a deep dive into legendary redemption arcs like Ronaldo R9’s triumphant return to win the 2002 World Cup and David Beckham’s transformation from national villain to England’s hero. Plus, they discuss Marcus Rashford’s current struggles, Gareth Southgate’s managerial journey, and the most shocking comebacks in football history.

But it wouldn’t be That Peter Crouch Podcast without a bit of chaos—expect tales of marathon training, pub crawls, and, of course, an outrageous listener email about a reverse cowgirl toilet disaster. Buckle up for a wild ride through football’s greatest redemption arcs and let us know in the comments—what’s your biggest football redemption story?

00:00:00 – Crouchy, Sid, and Chris kick things off (Marathon training & pub crawl idea)

00:03:02 – Introducing the theme of Redemption: What does it really mean?

00:05:18 – Crouchy’s own redemption story—Red card in Madrid to hero at Stoke

00:08:10 – How players deal with failure and bounce back stronger

00:12:23 – Harry Redknapp’s brilliant man-management after Crouchy’s mistake

00:15:05 – Sidwell’s nightmare: Back-to-back red cards and a season ruined

00:22:51 – Ronaldo R9’s incredible return from near career-ending injury

00:31:07 – David Beckham’s redemption arc—From villain to national hero

00:34:59 – Managers who’ve had redemption arcs—Postecoglou & Southgate

00:37:06 – What would true redemption for Gareth Southgate look like?

00:40:01 – The chaotic listener email about a toilet disaster

00:45:18 – The weekly Crouchy quote & final thoughts on Redemption

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In this episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy checks in from a ski trip while Chris Stark and Steve Sidwell hold down the fort, with Sidwell performing an unexpected power move by claiming Crouch’s seat, stirring tension just as he surges to the top of their fantasy football league—raising the stakes on the brutal forfeit looming for the loser.

They dive into major Premier League clashes Manchester City vs. Liverpool and Aston Villa vs. Chelsea as well as the reactions from last weekends football.

Off the pitch, Chris shares a jaw-dropping fan encounter that helped him skip a two-hour queue at the Natural History Museum—showing the unexpected power of the pod community. The gang also brainstorms the most humiliating forfeits yet, including live poetry readings at football stadiums and a wild card idea involving apology cards for Moonpig’s "Dog House" section.

00:00:00 – Crouch Calls In from the Slopes

00:01:00 – The Power Move: Sidwell Takes the Throne

00:03:00 – Sidwell Surges Ahead

00:06:00 – Chris Stark’s Fan Encounter at the Natural History Museum

00:09:00 – Valentine’s 11: The Filthy Guess They Can’t Say Out Loud

00:11:00 – Man City vs. Liverpool: The Most Divisive Prediction Yet

00:18:00 – Aston Villa vs. Chelsea: Why Villa Might Destroy Them

00:23:00 – Newcastle vs. Forest: The Home Advantage Debate

00:26:00 – Sidwell’s Stag-Do Pep Talk: “No One Gets Left Behind”

00:28:00 – The Dog House Card: Crouch’s Genius Apology Hack

00:34:00 – The Forfeit From Hell: Live Poetry at a Football Stadium?

00:37:00 – The Secret Life of Stewards: Tactical Geniuses or Glorified Traffic Cones?

00:42:00 – Pub 11 & The New Game: Who Sits in the Middle of the Van?

00:44:00 – Wrap-Up: More Chaos Coming Next Week

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What really separates great football managers from the rest? In this episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Peter Crouch, Notorious SID, and Chris Stark dive deep into the hidden skill that defines success in football management. From Graham Potter’s bizarre motivational tactics—including getting players to take part in theatre and musical productions—to managers who completely lost the dressing room, they reveal how the best leaders get inside players' heads and inspire peak performance.

Crouchy shares inside stories from the England squad, including how Sven-Göran Eriksson’s team sheet mistake left him fuming, and why some players simply don’t care about football. The lads also discuss other strange motivation techniques, from factory visits to unexpected dressing room speeches, and debate whether footballers today lack the same hunger as past generations.

00:00 - Welcome to the Show

03:00 - Sven-Göran Eriksson’s Team Sheet Blunder

08:30 - The Hidden Messages in Manager’s Team Talks

12:45 - Why Do Footballers Cover Their Mouths?

17:10 - Graham Potter’s Bizarre Motivation Tactics

22:40 - The Factory Visit That Changed Players’ Perspectives

27:15 - “Some Players Just Don’t Care”

33:50 - What It’s Like to Play Under a Truly Motivational Manager

38:20 - The Dressing Room Speech That Left Players Speechless

43:10 - How Managers Use Mind Games to Get the Best Out of Players

48:05 - The Most Important Skill for a Football Manager

52:30 - The Power of Motivation in Every Job

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Current standings: 

Pete - 39

Sids - 40

Chris - 37

Scores from the weekend

Villa 2-1 Spurs 

Everton 0-2 Bournemouth

Brighton 2-1 Chelsea

Pete 

Villa 2-2 Spurs (0pts)

Everton 1-1 Bournemouth (0pts)

Brighton 1-3 Chelsea (0pts)

Chris

Villa 2-1 Spurs (3pts)

Everton 1-2 Bournemouth (1pts)

Brighton 2-2 Chelsea (0pts)

Sids

Villa 2-0 Spurs (1pts)

Everton 2-0 Bournemouth (0pts)

Brighton 1-2 Chelsea (0pts)

On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy Chris and Sids are giving their reactions to what was possibly the greatest derby ever played!!

In the final Merseyside Derby ever to be played at Goodison, the lads look how Tarkowski’s last second, thrilling equaliser may have inadvertently landed all the Everton faithful in the doghouse…

In what was also a thrilling week for the lads own league, Chris’ trust in the process has helped flip the league completely on it’s head and left the big man’s bum well and truly squeaking as Sid’s propelled himself into the lead with a MASSIVE 4 POINTER!!

And stay tuned, as the lads give their predictions for this weekends big clashes, including Spurs v Man Utd, Palace v Everton and Leicester v Arsenal. 

Let us know your predictions in the comments!

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On this week’s episode, the lads dive into the madness of the Premier League’s mid-season—who’s smashing it, who’s collapsing, and who’s just clinging on for dear life…

With the transfer window firmly shut, we break down the biggest winners and losers. Has Chelsea completely lost the plot? Are Man United beyond saving? And have Aston Villa quietly becoming a powerhouse?

Plus, there’s a heated debate about the most controversial sock choice, an absolutely legendary fan story featuring an awkward encounter at an airport Wetherspoons, and a look at how footballers actually unwind after those high-adrenaline night games.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Intro

02:26 – White socks or no socks?

05:00 – Winding down after a night game

12:41 – Transfer window roundup

15:23 – Manchester City’s spending

20:38 – Chelsea’s transfers

27:06 – The Rashford dilemma

30:33 – Arsenal’s window a failure?

32:14 – Have United gone backwards?

35:07 – Forest and Liverpool’s quiet January

40:58 – The airport photo

43:23 – Airline XI

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