Twenty Questions Tuesday with David & David

In this Guestisode, David & David ask: Is he on a bicycle-horse, what's a Constitutional originalist snack, and does he have something naughty under his robes?

In this episode, David asks: Is it a Hive Mind, is it Dennis, the man who gives me my bagel every morning, and is it BOAPS?

In this episode, David asks: Is it a fictional dead person, are they stalking the streets of London, and is this crime perpetrated in print?

In this episode, David asks: Is it eagles, did somebody fill all the tubas with water, and does asking if that counted as one of my questions count as one of my questions?

In this episode, David asks: Is it made by aliens, is it a Shakespearean tragedy, and is this all some ridiculous put-on by the Jimmy Kimmel Show to create viral content?

In this Guestisode, David & David ask: Are they primates, is it a mythical creature, and what kind of bear looks like John Lennon?

In this episode, David asks: Is it an amnimnerl, is that how drugs work, and is he playing with John McCain?

In this episode, David asks: Is she astride a white charger, is she about to be burned at the stake, and is this from a fictional religion?

In this episode, David asks: Is it a bag a' rocks, is it raised for fighting, and yo bro, how sick is this tat?

In this episode, David asks: Is she forcibly ousting noted strongman leader Robert Mugabe, is it Topsy-Turvy Land, and are they just straight-up slappin’ each other in the face?

In this episode, David asks: Are they morphologically similar to hippo teeth, is it a car, and what’s a bigger rodent than a beaver?

In this episode, David asks: Is it the Lumière Brothers, is it a cyberpunk heist film, and is it Bad Boys II by Michael Bay?

In this Independisode, David asks: Do you use it to make Knowledge, does George Washington have hams for hands, and is Nicolas Cage involved?

In this episode, David asks: Are they trying to affect panspermia, does it take place in the electronic aqua-warrens of Triple Mexico, and what if I don’t know enough about trees?

In this episode, David asks: Is this person a sailor, do you rub it on yourself, and is it pants?

In this episode, David asks: Is it The Internet, does it have chocolate in it, and is it an apocalypse show about Y2K that takes place in American Samoa?

In this episode, David asks: Is it Animorphs, is it a pile of rocks, and why am I blanking on this?

In this episode, David asks: Is it bigger than a dachshund, are they in a particular part of Australia, and do they dance?

In this episode, David asks: Is it furniture, does it turn you into a goat, and is the noise obnoxious or do you like the noise?

In this episode, David asks: Do they wanna invent a thing, is it a Siamese Fighting Shrimp, and have we ever talked about the Canadian dog show "The Littlest Hobo"?

In this episode, David asks: Does it go fast, Is it able to be purchased or do you have to inherit it, and is it in Provo, Utah?

In this Guestisode, David & David ask: Is it a person you can put in the mail, is the apocalypse an alien invasion, and does the baby have powers?

In this episode, David asks: Is it a male man, is this guy from television, and what if somebody snuck kryptonite into an egg?

In this episode, David asks: Is it cuter than a warthog, is it an ungulate, and is this a grimdark future for llamas?

In this Guestisode, David & David ask: Is it mole men, would you describe it as filled with ichor, and did he try to eat something too big?

In this Guestisode, David & Alex ask: Is it Roy Orbison, have we sent robots there, and do you have to become more bear than human?

In this episode, David asks: Is it squishy, is it doing something to a submarine, and when do you think ninja smoke clouds are going to become trendy among the youth?

In this episode, David asks: Are they circus folk, is there some weird sort of beach cult happening right now, and is Jackie Chan on the beach?

In this episode, David asks: Is he a scrimshaw artist, does it have hooves, and is it Adnan?

In this episode, David asks: Does she fight crime, is there a bicoastal rap feud between the Wicked Witch of the West and the Wicked Witch of the East, and by God, what else is there!?

In this episode, David asks: Didja poop in it, is it made of rocks, and how does gravity work?

In this episode, David asks: Is it pudding, does it concern a great pharaonic work, and is it a husband and wife architecture firm?

In this episode, David asks: Is it Double Sherlock Holmes, is it something that you would normally do in a library, and what the hell is north of Boston?

In this episode, David asks: Do we eat the flower, is the protagonist a human being, and can you win this game?

In this episode, David asks: Is it a three-legged animal, is it an ethnic group from Belgium, and is it former Polish president Lech Wałęsa?

In this episode, David asks: Are they spreading diseases, is it 1936, year of Poltergeist, and is the pie made of boots?

In this episode, David asks: Is it currently on a conveyor belt of some kind, is something wrong with it beyond the fact of its sentience, and is it going into the air conditioning system?

In this Christmasode, David asks: Does it wear a coat, is the snow unnecessarily high, and is it something that goes in a cookie?

In this episode, David asks: Is it white because it's the depths of horrible Russian winter and we're all dying, did he steal a bunch of salmon or something, and is it a vengeful bird?

In this episode, David asks: Is he in Tbilisi or something, who does The Devil answer to, and goat?

In this Thanksgivisode, David asks: Do they eat people for Thanksgiving, is he wearing decorative gourds and garlands of corn, and is there something terrible in the pumpkin pie?

In this episode, David asks: Where is Burning Man, is murder its sole function, and is the cheese sentient?

In this episode, David asks: Does it concern a mislaid scone, is it in the Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual, and is it a full-sized pig with tiny little sparrow wings?

In this episode, David asks: Is it GOJIRA, do you rub it on yourself, and how close did I get the name pronunciation?

In this Halloweenisode, David asks: Is it Lawrence Olivier, how many jello molds are there, and didn't you know my backstory where I was frozen in a mountain?

In this episode, David asks: Is he scaling it like Spider-Man, is it funk equipment, and can I sing the name to the tune of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme?

In this episode, David asks: Does it transform him into a pile of chili, is it one of those King Balls, and did a wizard do it?

In this episode, David asks: Are they a race of cat people, is it something that has been impregnated by mold, and are they in tubs?

In this episode, David asks: Is it a thylacine, does it have a knife coming out of its butt, and have you ever seen a car?