Elvis Duran Phone Taps

Amy owes her hometown library their Twilight book back from a millions years ago, so Danielle calls from the library ready to collect!

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He won’t take no for an answer, it’s the horribly persistent salesperson, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer!

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Teresa is so close with her dad and says he will do anything for her, so she calls him stuck in a Wendy’s bathroom without toilet paper! 

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Mandy wants to sell their house but her husband doesn’t, so Danielle calls him as the agent who already put it on the market!

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Megan is an online gambler and her mom hates it. She doesn’t play with real money, BUT Skeery calls mom saying she owes a bunch!

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Max loves mini golf and just won a tournament, but Garrett suspects he was cheating!

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David's grandmother had her washing machine fixed, and apparently the repair man complained about her!

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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer tries to sell Ann on a bank she already withdrew all her funds from, and she is NOT a fan!

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Danielle went on vacation with her friend with mom's credit card, and promised no mini bar. So Garrett calls mom to let her know HOW MUCH was spent!

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Ralph and his wife were on vacation and she stole the placemats. So Danielle calls from the hotel to call her out!

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Gerald wants to get rid of the tree in his yard, so Garrett calls from the HOA saying he can't touch it.

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Everyone's favorite old lady- Mrs. Mashgalopsis- calls a nail salon and tries to book an appointment for a service they don't provide!

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Eileen and her sister own a restaurant and just had a visit from the health department, so Skeery calls as the inspector with some questionable findings!

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Dina's uncle planned a huge family trip to the happiest place on earth, so Froggy calls from the hotel with some scheduling issues.

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AJ is out on spring break, and calls mom after getting himself into some major trouble at the hotel!

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Danielle's son Ryan went to an Easter Egg Hunt at the church, and Danielle calls as another mom with some complaints about his behavior.

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Jen's mom keeps a giant plastic cow in their yard, so Garrett calls as the neighbor's real estate agent and tries to get her to toss it!

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Skeery calls Steven from the church looking for a donation, after he complains that the school kids are littering on his lawn!

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Sandy's daughter is a new driver and a good girl, and calls mom in a panic after running over someone's garden!

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Andy asked his friend to pick up his son's birthday cake, so she calls to tell him there is a liiiiiittle typo with his name!

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Narmeen's wedding is coming up, and Danielle calls from the catering hall to bump their date for a celebrity wedding!

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Allie's mom collects animals and it's getting out of hand. So Skeery calls as a neighbor who's had enough!

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Henry just went on a first date with Marissa, so she thought it would be appropriate to get a tattoo to commemorate the occasion.

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Robin has been going THROUGH IT with her luggage and the airport. So Skeery calls from the airline, sending her an extra bill for their mistake!

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Felicia roasts at the tanning salon and it's a bad look for the brand, so Danielle calls to cancel her membership!

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Melissa helps mom out during the week by taking her brother to piano lessons. So Garrett calls mom as the instructor, wondering where her son is!

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Azari tells his mom he bought a car, using unsavory methods, and Skeery is the car dealer!

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Jake is dating a lot of girls in college, so Danielle calls his mom as a girl he just dumped!

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Colleen left her coat at the restaurant last night, so Garrett lets her know it's been given away!

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Ervin just got his car back, so Skeery calls from the dealership to say it's STILL missing all its parts and is incredibly dangerous! 

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Jennifer "missed" her court date, so Garrett calls her boyfriend to let her know there's a warrant out for her arrest!

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Rosanne is late on a credit card payment so Danielle calls with a huge penalty.

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The world's most obnoxious salesperson, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer, tries to sell a questionably branded wine.

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Alicia gets a call from her neighbor's realtor, who says he can't sell the house because she keeps spitting in the neighborhood.

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Joe likes to sing when he gets ready in the morning, so Danielle calls as an annoyed neighbor!

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James and Elaine have a new sex toy shop in their neighborhood and have been complaining, so Skeery calls as the owner with some thoughts of his own!

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Rachel is a germaphobe who now thinks she has lice, thanks to her officemate! 

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Emily volunteered her dad to model for her college sculpting class, and once Danielle calls to tell him what he's (not) wearing......he's not too psyched about it!

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Skeery and our friend Bald Freak Ronnie tag team as an impossible customer service duo, Patrick FitzGerald and Gerald FitzPatrick!

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Darren works overnights and sleeps in, so his girlfriend wanted to surprise him with a special wakeup call service!

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Alex was just given her first credit card from mom, who keeps telling her not to overspend. So Garrett calls mom from the credit card company, after a HUGE purchase!

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Jamie's boyfriend is always doing strange things for money, so Danielle calls from his newest inappropriate undertaking!

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Betty has been fighting refrigerator insurance for weeks, and Skeery calls her as a rep from the appliance store.

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Bobby likes to make haircut appointments and then cancel them at the last second. So Garrett calls from the salon to tell him that's no longer an option to him!

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Maddison has her mom's heirloom ring, so Danielle calls as the person who just bought it off her!

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Richard doesn't like when his son is with a babysitter, so Skeery calls as the surprise CRAPPY babysitter that his wife hired!

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Garrett mixes up how we do Phone Taps by calling Erica, recording her, and then playing her back to herself!

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Shannon ordered a birth announcement, but the cards came out wrong! So Danielle calls from the shop to say, tough, there's nothing they can do!

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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer, Skeery's infamous salesmen, tries to sell his Zone Pilates schtick to not one but TWO unsuspecting souls!

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Mateo dropped his laptop off it be fixed, and Garrett calls to let him know there is a sliiiiight problem....

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Jackie's Hummer-driving-husband beeps bye to the kids every morning at 7:30, so Danielle calls as an irritated neighbor!

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Jackie recently got a Mercedes and her boyfriend has been telling her be careful about parking near the meat trucks....so that's exactly what she did!

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Stacy hates cats, so her sister asked Garrett to call her from the adoption agency- THANKING her for accepting a new cat!!

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Irene still uses mom's credit card, so Danielle calls mom with the balance due from her brand new HUGE furniture set!

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He doesn't take "no" for an answer, it's Mr. Michael Oppenheimer and today he's selling the HOT NEW Haragami tool!

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