Elvis Duran Phone Taps

A caller asks us to phone tap her dad after he turned down a group of Girl Scouts selling cookies at his door.

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A caller's friends set him up when Skeery calls pretending to be a lawyer accusing him of secretly reselling pizzas from the Amish Market.

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A caller asks Danielle to call her bingo-loving grandpa from the church and accuse him of cheating after he wins one too many games.

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Garrett calls Christy's boyfriend pretending their neighbor is furious about their chihuahua barking all night.

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Skeery, the telemarketer, taps someone's brother who HATES telemarketers!

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Skeery helps a listener prank her boyfriend by calling him with some very unexpected houseguests who might be moving in.

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Danielle calls a Mom and Pop pharmacy with a spicy problem...

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A guy on vacation freaks out when his mom and girlfriend both fall for a scam pretending to be him—and things spiral fast when a fake “scammer” jumps on the call asking for even more info.

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A woman gets roped into a bizarre “radio trivia game” that quickly spirals from simple questions to wildly inappropriate ones—until she realizes it’s Skeery.

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A dad completely loses it when his son lies to a cop while borrowing his car—only to find out the “officer” was Garrett.

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A man trying to stay patient completely loses it when Danielle, "the telemarketer", won't stop pushing a ridiculous "eggstractor" product!

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A "dad" pushes his daughter to the edge by convincing her she lost her car because she ignored a traffic ticket...

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Debra has yet to pay a dental bill, so Danielle calls to rudely collect!

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He won’t hang up the phone until you buy something from him, it’s Mr. Michael Oppenheimer!

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Joyce is the last person on earth to get a texting plan, so Garrett calls with a huge surprise over-charge!

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Danielle wants to babysit Keith’s daughter, as the incapable Mrs. Mashgalopsis!

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Juliet’s mom thinks she parties at college too much, so she calls with a very questionable classmate, Skeery.

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A dad spirals when Danielle, the “nun”, calls claiming his daughter was caught with scandalous Snapchat pics at Catholic school...

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Happy Henry (Froggy) tries to move Robert’s vacation—and Robert is NOT having it!

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A Super Bowl TV delivery disaster sends Carl into panic mode before his big party!

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Danielle, a “guidance counselor”, calls Mom to report her daughter streaked across the field!

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Michael Oppenheimer, a fake auto insurance salesman, pushes the wrong buttons with a mom who HATES telemarketers!

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Scott’s fantasy football secret is exposed when a $500 buy-in call goes straight to his dad!

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Danielle calls Crystal saying her maid-of-honor, Chelsea, is ditching her duties for a Bahamas trip with her boyfriend!

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Danielle calls Cal as the girl he drunkenly hooked up with, and invited to Miami!!

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Cheryl returned the leased car early, so Skeery calls from the dealership calling out some issues with it.

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Mark’s neighbors have been using his private dumpster, and his wife calls after catching Garrett in the act!

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Annie calls her husband and says she’s in trouble at the grocery store for sneaking too many items in the “10 items or less” lane!

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JR is obsessed with his Ford truck, so Skeery calls as the lumberjack who flattened it!

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Joey is waiting for his deposit back from his recent vacay, so Garrett calls to let him know he’s not getting it after the massive dump he took! 

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Troy is convinced his information was sold, so Skeery calls him as Mr. Michel Oppenheimer.

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George hired a cleaning service to finally clean up his home, but his wife calls to say they broke his favorite recliner!

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It’s a wonder Mrs. Mashgalopsis can get anything done, but today she calls a hotel and tries to find her husband’s teeth. 

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Joe owns a pizzeria and Garrett records his voice, and plays it back to him for the most confusing pizza order ever.

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Brianna’s dad is so protective of his daughter so mom calls with a little issue involving another kid from school!

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Mrs. Mashgalopsis can hardly hear, but now she wants to take piano lessons!

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No one is safe from the sales pushing of Mr. Michael Oppenheimer, including Kelsey!

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Jamie hates telemarketers, so of course Skeery has to call as Mr. Michael Oppenheimer!

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Kiera had holiday party last week and blacked out, so Garrett calls as the guy she hooked up with!

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Mary’s husband dresses up as Santa, and Danielle calls as a dissatisfied customer from a party he attended.

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Nick expects his kids to hang the Christmas lights this year, but Garrett calls as the guy they hired!

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Jen’s parents are throwing her a sweet 16, and Garrett calls to let her know the surprise SANTA appearance is all set!

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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer has no down season, so you bet he’s selling Patrick something for the holidays!

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Dayna is going to miss Christmas this year, she’s just not being honest with mom as to why!

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Mr. Leto works from home, so Skeery thought this was a perfect opportunity to call as Rod Phillips and sell Boy Band Bonanza, Christmas edition!

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Bruce put out Christmas decor and some people have been putting them in compromising positions, so Garrett plays the kid who’s been doing it!

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Danielle returns as the incompetent Mrs. Mashgalopsis, who wants to book a last minute holiday party!

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A classic Brody tap, he plays the magician the Magnificent Murray and is ready to ruin a holiday party!

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Skeery calls our front desk and bothers them for Jingle Ball tickets!

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Froggy’s son Caden pranks the sales floor, asking for Jingle Ball tickets!

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Megan’s kindergarten teacher calls dad to say, her Elf on the Shelf may know a liiiiittle too much about mom and dad’s relationship.

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Tony has a very important inflatable Santa on his front lawn, and Garrett is the neighbor who has a problem with it.

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Dayna keeps growing his Christmas decoration display, so Froggy calls from the HOA to say it’s too much!

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Danielle calls Christie to let her know she slept with her boyfriend last night and wants to start dating him!

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Natalie is trying to set her sister Stacy up, so Garrett calls as the next potential candidate….who Natalie already slept with!

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Art was wrongfully charged by a Vegas hotel, so Skeery calls from the hotel to reverse the reversal.

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The incredibly incompetent Mrs. Mashgalopsis tries to book an appointment at a hair salon.

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Froggy calls Paige’s mom with the surprise LIVE turkey delivery her daughter is sending her!

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Trevor gets a call from Garrett as the PROFESSOR his college daughter is dating and bringing home this Thanksgiving!

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Steven is not psyched when his wife says his mother-in-law is stuck staying with them longer than planned.

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Throwback! Linda is so stressed about cooking for Thanksgiving, so her husband decides to make it a lliiiittttle harder with a food delivery call.

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Paul is FURIOUS when he finds out his wife offered to have Thanksgiving at their house. This year!

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Olivia’s mom gets a call to say not only has she not been attending college, but the tuition money is going towards something crafty….

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Myra had a warrant out for her arrest after refusing to pay a parking ticket, so she calls her boyfriend while Danielle is getting ready to arrest her!

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Carmen’s dog just had puppies, and Skeery calls as the father to the dog-dad and wants half the puppies!

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Al’s daughter is about to get married, and dad gets a call with some bacd news from the church.

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Kenny hates spending Monday, so his wife lets him know she’s ordering an exterminator to come check out there house AGAIN!

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Tyler’s in a bit of trouble at school, so Danielle calls mom as the difficult teacher.

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Amy paid some parking tickets due, but Garrett calls from the DMV to say payment was never received!

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Neil parks in a private lot, so Skeery calls as the lot owner ready to collect rent!

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Sabine offered to help her sister pay for school if she needs, so her sister charged 7k without asking!

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Eric is about to head to the airport for a big trip with his girlfriend, so Garrett calls form the booking company to let him know the trip was a scam!

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Danielle calls Jamie as her boyfriend’s coworker, who’s going to a Halloween party with him dressed as a playboy bunny!

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Allen gets a call from Garrett, informing him that his (surprise) Dora costume is ready to be picked up!

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Mary bought a new GTO forever ago and it STILL hasn’t arrived, so Skeery calls to delay delivery even longer!

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Danielle terrorizes a tanning salon as Mrs. Mashgalopsis, looking to book a hair appointment.

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Lorenzo owns a meatball truck that his daughter is driving for him this week, so she calls dad after Garrett tows it!

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Nick left candy out for Halloween and yelled at a kid for taking all of it, so Danielle calls as the angry mom!

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A shady guy from the wedding hall is canceling Lauren’s big Halloween party!

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Fay is attending a Halloween party and just got her costume canceled by another guest!

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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer is a pain in the ass, trying to sell Halloween candy!

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Mrs. Mashgalopsis thinks she has a ghost, but is otherwise completely clueless!

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Allen gets a call from Garrett, informing him that his (surprise) Dora costume is ready to be picked up!

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Brandon has to audition to be a zombie at a haunted house, over the phone! 

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Skeery is a questionable postman who’s caught stealing Halloween decorations!

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Warren booked the entertainment for his kid's party, and it's SEXY Cat Woman!

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Nicole is getting married next year and her mom is so into the plans, so Danielle calls from the hall with a huge issue!

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Rayna babysat Scott’s kids as a favor, and Skeery calls as Scott with some questionable tv charges from the day she babysat!

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Tim left a mean comment on a kid’s YouTube video, and Garrett calls as his angry brother!

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John keeps dirty photos of his wife in his phone, so Danielle calls from his daughter’s school saying she’s been showing them off!

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The world’s most beloved salesperson pesters Jason with the One Glove!

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Danielle is a substitute teacher reporting for duty.......but is sounding like absolute garbage!

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Richard loves to argue with people over the phone…..so Garrett makes him argue himself!

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Skeery calls a bunch of businesses using sound clips for Tony Soprano.

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Danielle calls Jim to say his wife has been accepted to be on a naked TV show!

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Sharon said no more dogs in the house, so her daughter thought it would be funny is Garrett called to let her know their new rescue puppy is on its way! 

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Skeery returns as the famous salesman, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer!

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Martin’s daughter has been borrowing his car without him knowing, and unfortunately for him, it’s getting repossessed! 

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Vanessa has some jealousy issues. With another mom at their kid’s school, so Danielle calls as that mom asking dad for a favor!

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