BEER & BIKINI

Road Trip Part #2 starts exactly how you’d expect from Beer & Bikini… with J. topless again. 😂 Hey, it’s HOT and humid in Central Florida! And what are they drinking? Cigar City Brewing’s Florida Man Double IPA — a dangerously delicious 9% ABV! 🍺🔥 Strong, hoppy and AMAZING. First, they reminisce about Night #2 at the legendary Flora-Bama in Orange Beach, Alabama — live music, way too many beers and some overly friendly girls who seemed very interested in hooking up with J. 😏 Then i...

Beer & Bikini is hitting the road! 🚗🍺👙 The road trip is officially underway! 🚗🍺 recapping the first leg of their adventure, they crack open Ghost in the Machine IPA from Parish Brewing in Lafayette, Louisiana—by far one of her favorites. After a quick night in Lafayette, it’s back on the road—and of course, no Southern road trip is complete without a stop (or two!) at Buc-ee’s! 🦫 First up: Pass Christian, Mississippi. Then it’s on to Orange Beach, Alabama, with one very famous...

While A. & J. are off enjoying a little vacay 🌴🍹, they are bringing back one of our most popular past episodes! “New to Desire Riviera Maya? Let’s Chat” 🔥 If you’re planning your first trip to Desire Riviera Maya—or just curious about what it’s really like—this one’s for you. We share our experiences, tips, and plenty of honest talk about what to expect. So grab a drink, kick back, and enjoy this Beer & Bikini favorite while we’re out making some new vacation stories of our own!...

A shorty episode before we hit the road! 🍺👙 This week, we’re switching things up and trading the beer for rum and vodka. He’s perfectly happy with the cheap stuff, while J. apparently has much more expensive taste when it comes to her spirits. 🍹😂 J. also shares her latest adventure—selling feet pics on FeetFinder! 👣😈 She’s just getting started, but give her a little time… because you know she’ll have stories to tell. Plus, J. got a message from someone who loved her 'Desire Diaries' book and&...

This week on Beer & Bikini, things get a little weird, a little sexy, and—as usual—a little inappropriate. 🍺👙 Does J. have a secret stalker sending her Victoria’s Secret? 👀 A. isn’t exactly concerned… especially after seeing the outfit. 😂 Then J. shares how she helped A. survive a brutal three-hour Zoom call—by sending him new bikini pics from the bedroom, of course. She posted a couple pics on their Instagram and was completely confused by the unusually large number of likes. A. had to e...

We PIVOT like a stripper on a pole! 😂💃 When J. found out their upcoming adults-only fall getaway would be under renovation—and CLOSING the main pool while they were there—she said, “Oh, HELL nah!” 😳 So what did they do? The took a leap and booked a trip back to DESIRE RIVIERA MAYA! 🔥 📚 And speaking of Desire… J. is SHOCKED that sales of her book, Desire Diaries, have taken off! It’s all about A. & J.’s very first trip to Desire—the clothing-optional adult Disneyland. 😈👉 ...

Boobs are baaaack! (.)(.) And A. & J. are VERY excited about it. 😂 🤓📚In this episode, J. breaks out his favorite sexy librarian look —glasses included—and he quickly gets reprimanded for being way too loud. 🤫 Then they dive into the latest trend: boobs are officially back 🙌and J. couldn’t be happier that his favorite assets are finally having their moment again. 😏 But first… BEER! 🍺 J. puts A. to the test with a blind tasting of two Saint Arnold Brewing beers. Can he actually ...

This week on Beer & Bikini, it's all about 2 cans for her cans! 😏 A. puts J.'s taste buds to the test with two big, bold Texas imperial stout craft beers: 🍺 Raspberry Temptress Imperial Stout from Lakewood Brewing (Garland, TX) 🍺 Ridiculous AF Peanut Butter Chocolate Imperial Stout from Saloon Door Brewing (Pearland, TX) Will J. discover a new favorite... or will it be a big ol' EWWWW!? You'll have to listen to find out. The duo also recaps a laid-back redneck blow-up pool day with nice c...

They hit the road once again for another unforgettable getaway to the San Antonio River Walk, and let's just say... this trip brought even more laughs, questionable decisions, and legendary stories! 🍀 They kicked things off at Dirty Nelly's Irish Pub, where A. convinced J. to rock a tiny top while they enjoyed drinks on the River Walk patio. Between the Guinness, the Jäger shots, and Pinthouse Brewery Electric Jelly Fish IPA, A. was having way too much fun watching people's...

It's a beer trifecta... or should we say a ménage à trois? 😏 A. & J. crack open three of the oldest beers brewed in the U.S. for a blind taste test. Can they tell which classic brew is which, or will their taste buds betray them? 🍻 Then it's time to nerd out over science, and classic Westerns. A is beyond excited about the upcoming Re-Animator remake, which convinces J. to finally watch the cult-favorite 1985 original. Surprisingly, she actually liked it... but wait... did that crazy scie...

🍺🎸 A. & J. RUSHED to see RUSH! YEP… THE famous band RUSH on their “Fifty Something” Tour! 🤘🎶 When the third stop on the tour landed not too far from home, A. & J. packed up and did Fort Worth RIGHT. 🍺 First stop… Twin Peaks! Delicious food, ice-cold 29-degree craft beer, and let's just say- J.'s low-cut top fit right in. 😂 Even the waitresses couldn't stop complimenting it! Next stop: one of their favorite breweries, Martin House Brewing for what they're...

🎙️🍺 This week on Beer & Bikini... 🍻 He kicks things off with a conversation about guilty pleasures... think massage tables... and happy endings? 😏 🥤 But first, they're cooling off with an ice-cold Shiner Raspberry Lemonade Shandy from Spoetzl Brewery in Shiner, Texas, on a scorching 99° Texas day! 🌎 Listener Shout-Outs! Our biggest U.S. audience last week came from Upstate New York—thanks y'all up north and listening! And worldwide, we're raising a glass to Spain! She has always dr...

🍺 We kick things off with a cold one from our favorite Fort Worth brewery, Martin House Brewing Company, cracking open a "Frank the Tank Hazy IPA for a nice little Saturday." If you get the Old School movie reference, congratulations—you've officially earned your membership card to the 🎬 Old School Cool Kids Club. If you haven't seen it yet... go stream it right away! ☀️ A. & J. recap their scorching hot adventure to the PNW, where the temperatures were high, the sunscreen was working ove...

🦫Yep... it's a Beaver Challenge. Now get your mind out of the gutter! 😆 This week, J. and A. put their taste buds to the test as they compare Belching Beaver Brewery's Phantom Bride IPA 🍺 against the Imperial Phantom Bride IPA 🍻. Could J. tell which was which, or did the beaver win this round? 😡 Then they get fired uptalking about a US State trying to get rid of fishing, hunting, and rodeo 🤠. They have some thoughts... and let's just say she's not exactly staying quiet about it. ...

After getting rocked by classic Texas thunderstorms the night before ⛈️⚡ J. is running on fumes. If you've never experienced a Texas thunderstorm, you simply don't understand the level of chaos that comes with thunder shaking your house at 3 a.m. To recover, they crack open a cold 🍺 Lone Star Light. Is it craft beer? Nope. Is it fancy? Also nope. But it's Texas, it's cold, and it gets the job done. Meanwhile, A. debuts his brand-new 🚤 "Motor Boatin' Captain" t-shirt... and yes, it means exact...

On this episode of Beer & Bikini™, A. & J. crack open some Deschutes Brewing Fresh Haze IPA while talking about Never Have I Ever, Truth or Dare, questionable dares, and the kind of stories that probably should’ve stayed private… but definitely make for a better podcast. 🍻👙 J. shimmy-shakes her way into interactions with some of her favorite beer Instagram accounts including Bud’s Beer Blurb, Craft Beer Bob, and The Beerded Brewer all the way from Australia and New Zealand. Which natu...

J. and A. are back reliving their wild Vegas getaway and their stay at the Hilton Resorts World Las Vegas. The good, the bad, the ugly... but would they actually go back? 😂 They sure did like the Dawg House Saloon Vegas, cold drinks, and the dangerously delicious Revision Brewing Vegas As F*ck Hazy IPA that may or may not have caused questionable decisions. 🍻😈 This episode’s beer review? 🍺 Voodoo Ranger G-Force Supercharged IPA — a reckless little 11% ABV situation that hits harder than...

Viva Las Vegas, baby! 🎰🍻 Today A & J are sipping on “Love Letters IPA” from Beer Zombies Brewing Co.—a total happy accident after A grabbed a 16oz single at the store… only to realize right before recording that this badass brew is straight outta Vegas. 🍺💌 So they hit Sin City for a wild ride packed with craft beer, cheeky moments, and just the right amount of naughty fun. From the electric chaos of the Fremont Street Experience—with its mind-blowing 49 million LED lights—to late-ni...

A. & J. are back and things go… off the rails real fast. 🍻 A. thinks he grabbed a classic 90 Minute IPA… but ends up with something a little more… experimental from Dogfish Head Brewery. Was it a happy accident—or a full-blown betrayal in a can? 😳 🤡 J. confesses her very strong (and slightly concerning) hatred of clowns… and let’s just say the conversation spirals into some unexpected territory . 🌶️ Speaking of unexpected… fetishes come up and suddenly we’re asking: hot tamale...

A. is back at it… and this time, he’s unlocked a whole new level of chaos with Grok 🤖 What started as “just messing around” quickly turns into J. being transformed into some very questionable (and wildly hilarious) photos that definitely push the line between funny and oh my… did you really just do that?! 😂 But before the AI mischief even begins… we’ve got the abacus boob shirt 🔢👀 Yep, she shows up wearing it, and A. absolutely cannot handle himself. The beads, the curiosity, the temptation—i...

Have you ever wondered just how naughty Grok AI can get with your photos? 😏 Well… J. is about to find out. In this episode, A spills his secrets on how he’s been playing around with her photos using the latest Grok magic… and let’s just say… things escalate quickly. Is this the Grok + Hustler edition we didn’t know we needed? Buckle up. 🚗💨 Meanwhile, we’re keeping things juicy with a boozy showdown: St. Arnold’s Brewing Tropical Boom 🍍 (Triple IPA) vs. Citrus Boom 🍊 — Can J. actually ...

Warning: this episode may cause spontaneous thirst, bad decisions, and possibly a sudden urge to book a flight… 🍺👙✈️ We’re cracking open Prairie Artisan Ales’ Swede Dreams—a lingonberry sour that’s tart, juicy, and a little bit dangerous… kinda like that one ex you swore you were done with. And then—out of nowhere—we go full Dateline. Did you know how roadrunners (yes, real ones, not the cartoon) take out their prey?! J. witnessed it live outside her window and is still recovering. Equal part...

🎉 EPISODE 100, BABY!! 🎉 We honestly didn’t think we’d make it this far… but here we are—Season 3, Episode 100 and still causing a little trouble 😏 The beer we are celebrating with is Sea Legs Double IPA from Bold Republic Brewing — and WOW… she’s strong, smooth, and dangerously good 🔥We took a road trip to the brewery earlier and fell in love with the whole vibe—killer atmosphere, and a food menu we’re 100% going back for. ✨ We reminisce about how this whole podcast st...

… sounds like the beginning of a joke, right? 😂 Well… it kind of is. In this episode, A. & J. recap their latest getaway to the Hyatt Vivid Grand Island adults only in Cancun, Mexico. Rooftop pool twelve floors up, the views were incredible, the beers were ice cold, and J. may or may not have caused a few double-takes while rocking her thong bikini by the pool. 😏 But the real highlight? Encountering what can only be described as a very snooty “twaffle.” (Yes… you’ll definitely want ...

We’re back with Part 2 of our return to the iconic Desire Riviera Maya Resort — the clothing-optional resort in Mexico — and the stories just keep getting better. In this episode, we continue our naughty little adventure and share the good, the bad, and the slightly indecent moments from our trip… including our thoughts on the new Eden addition to the resort. We also talk about some of the interesting couples we met, the hilarious moments that had us laughing all night, the “boob-...

We finally did it… we made our way back to Desire Riviera Maya Resort — the iconic, clothing-optional, adults-only playground in the heart of Mexico’s Riviera Maya. And let’s just say… things are not exactly the same. This is only Part #1 because, honestly… there was no way we could fit all the sexy fun into one episode. So grab a drink, loosen up, and come back to Desire Riviera Maya Resort with us. 🔥🔥 And don’t forget to grab J’s book, "DESIRE DIARIES" — the real-life story of ...

A. & J. do the unthinkable… hosting a full-blown funeral — or celebration of life — for Gallo Wines. Yes, THE Gallo. Founded in 1932. The largest wine producer by volume. Allegedly closing up shop after a historic Gallup poll revealed that 54% of Americans aren’t drinking anymore. A 90-year historic low. Cue dramatic violin music. Naturally, we honor the occasion the only way we know how: by drinking a cheap (and slightly questionable) bottle of Gallo Zinfandel that will absolutely ...

At the time this episode drops, J. is probably drunk, topless on a beach in Mexico—as one should be. For the actual recording, however, she is fully dressed… technically… rocking her stilettos and launching into a passionate debate about just how dangerous those things really are - Dateline, if you’re listening: stiletto murders ;-)~ They’re sipping 512 Brewing’s Seventeen Double IPA from Austin in celebration of the brewery’s 17-year anniversary. J. also shouts out a few of her favorit...

What do you get when Icemegeddon hits Central Texas, a raccoon is very clearly drunk, and pink tacos enter the conversation? We’re not saying. You’ll just have to listen. This episode spirals fast—from ice storms and power outages to wildlife behaving badly and somehow landing on Teletubbies… yet here we are. It’s unfiltered, slightly inappropriate, and proof that when everything freezes over, common sense goes right out the window. Grab a drink, brace yourself, and press play. So...

Texas is cold, the weather has chosen chaos, and J is personally offended by all of it (because it is definitely not bikini weather). So naturally, the beer had to match the mood. In this episode, they crack open “Peace Be the Journey,” a hazy IPA brewed with coconut and lactose from Martin House Brewing —with a playful nod to the Cool Runnings movie. They also dive into some of their favorite Instagram beer accounts—everything from porch bombs and surprise drops to dancing with b...

This episode, A. & J. crack open Clown Shoes “Rainbows Are Real” Hazy IPA and dive into one of their favorite topics ever: Belize. They’re answering all the questions you’ve been getting about their travels—from cruising around on the island of Ambergris Caye on golf carts (because that’s just how you do it) to hanging out at overwater bars where you float in the sea and pull a rope so they’ll lower buckets of beer straight to you. Yes, that’s real life. Yes, it’s perfect. Som...

Happy New Year’s Eve, y’all! 🥂 What An F-in Year! A & J are popping the beer and the bourbon and looking back at the highs, the lows, and the dirty little moments in between. From unforgettable trips and tiny bikinis to cold beers and great breweries... reliving all 365 days—laughs, lessons, and a little bit of trouble included. 😉 Grab a drink and come relive it with us. 🍻✨ 🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauche...

Prepare yourself—because A. & J. are back answering the burning (and slightly unhinged) questions they’ve been asked after the release of J’s book, "DESIRE DIARIES" 📖✨ — the real, unfiltered story of their first trip to Desire Resorts in Mexico 🇲🇽 where clothing is optional 👙🚫 and curiosity is strongly encouraged 😏 If you’ve ever wondered what really happens on a first visit… yeah, they’re talking about that 👀. 👉📚 Grab your copy: www.MyDesireDiaries.com Things escalate q...

Where else can you get unlimited drinks, endless food, nonstop entertainment, wild water slides, and adults-only vibes in Mexico for under $300 a night? Yep—less than some not-so-great hotels here in the U.S. 😏 In this episode, we spill all the tea (and maybe a few cocktails) from our stay at RIU Latino Costa Mujeres, Mexico. Think multiple bikini changes, tipsy laps down the water slides, and the infamous RIU Pink Pool Party—because subtlety was never the goal. 😂 Add in some Tupps Brew...

This week on Beer & Bikini, J. & A. take you straight into their wildly unhinged San Antonio River Walk weekend—where the bar count disappeared somewhere between karaoke, dueling pianos, and “just one more” round of tequila shots. J. swears she lost count of how many bars they hit (Irish pubs, British pubs, 80s/90s throwback bars… honestly, if it had a door and booze, they went in). nd let’s not forget the chaos at Coyote Ugly—yep, it’s exactly like the movie… loud & wild! J...

Do you know what a queening chair is? 👑 If not… you’re about to, and trust us—your woman will thank you. J. might be a little too excited about this one, but hey, she’s living her best queen life. (Warning: Do not listen if you’re prudish. 😂) We’re sipping on Saint Arnold’s Hazy Imperial IPA 🍺—Texas’s oldest craft brewery, repping Houston since 1994—while diving into our time at the famous RIU Pool Party at RIU Caribe in Cancun. 🎉🔥 It’s a full 3-hour party from 1–4 PM, and J. absolutely shook...

It’s almost Thanksgiving! 🦃 Whether you love it, hate it, or just survive it… it’s here. We’re sipping on ice-cold Sam Adams Oktoberfest 🍺 and talking all things Turkey Day—the good, the bad, and the downright ugly. From food gluttony to family chaos. But the BEST part? J’s favorite Thanksgiving tradition: whiskey. 🥃 Lots of whiskey. We’re sharing our favorite Thanksgiving trips, the memories that still make us laugh (or cringe), and of course… J’s new book! Her spicy, hilarious, ...

We honestly cannot believe we’ve made it this far — TWO YEARS of Beer & Bikini, podcast, listened to in countries all around the world! Thank you for every download, every laugh, every message, and every wild story you've shared with us. We’re celebrating BIG today… in two very on-brand ways. **HUGE NEWS: A NEW BOOK RELEASE!** J. did something massive: she wrote, published, and officially released her brand-new Kindle book about—yep—Desire Riviera Maya & Pearl ...

🌞Pack your sunscreen, your sarcasm, and maybe your imagination—because we just got back from Breathless Riviera Cancun, and ohhh do we have stories. Yes, it was sunny, sexy, and full of tiny bikinis 👙, cold beer 🍺, and that signature “we’re too old for this but absolutely living for this” energy. BUT… The real entertainment? The guests. Some classy 💁‍♀️, some trashy 🗑️, and some… well, let’s just say full-on c*nts 🫠. ✔️ Yes. REAL LIFE. ❌ No. We were not prepared. Between dodging flying br...

It’s Halloween season, y’all—and J’s had a few too many sips of Kraken spiced rum, so the giggles and mispronounced words are flying like candy from a trick-or-treat bag. 🍬 Meanwhile, A’s getting in the spooky spirit with a Krabash Brewing Rodeo Clown Double IPA, while J rocks her favorite French maid outfit. 🧹 They dive into why Halloween is the perfect excuse for ladies to dress a little slutty (and own it!), chat about “sexy horror” flicks, and J. spills about her own real-life ghost...

🌴Vacay vibes, baby! At the time you’re listening, we’re sipping cold beers on a sunny Mexican beach—adult-only resort style wink wink. But don’t worry, we didn’t leave you hanging—we pre-recorded this fun episode just for you! We shared a cold Meanwood Brewery Double IPA from Austin, chat about J’s teeny-tiny sporty top (thank you very much), dive into the joys of sex (yep, the book 👀), and A. is on a mission to get J. into those “nipply shirts” he packed for vaca… will she wear them? And who...

Get ready for giggles and maybe a little blush 😏—J. is sharing an article with the top sex facts you didn’t know you needed. 🍑🔥 And hey, you might even learn something about your girl 😉. So, crack open a cold one 🍻, press play ▶️, and join us for a flirty, fun, and oh-so-educational episode you won’t forget. 🎧✨ 🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🎥 Be sure to check out our YouTube channel f...

She says no boob talk today, but A has other plans. 😉 This week they crack open a beer that J. really didn’t like—cue gag noises—so tune in to find out why! They also dish on the infamous poop cruise (have you seen the Netflix special yet?), and with a Mexico vacation just around the corner, the burning question is: how many bikinis is she really packing? 👙☀️ Grab a cold one and join the laughs in this episode! 🍻🔥 🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boo...

Things get a little tight this week when A. finally figures out what camel toe really is 👀 … while J.’s outfit is serving double trouble with a camel-toe-and-underboob combo that refuses to be ignored. The mics are hot, the outfit is sexy, and they crack open a cold Festbier from Spindletap Brewery 🍻 (spoiler: J. is not a fan—wheat beer is straight-up ew, gross). It’s also J.’s 2-year boobiversary 🎉—she’s sharing tips on how guys need to support their girls if they want a boob job, and why sh...

Fueled by cold pours from Maple Branch Brewery, A & J rolled into the Fort Worth Stockyards ready for trouble. J was rockin’ her ripped-front sexy shirt—and had bartender ladies straight-up drooling, wishing they could snag it for themselves. 🔥 The drinks kept flowing—beer, whiskey, and Jäger on repeat—until they hit Billy Bob’s, the world’s largest honky tonk. Between country jams, rowdy dance floors, and J getting her country on, the night was pure Texas chaos: wild, naughty, and unforg...

This episode, we’re answering a whole new round of ridiculous questions—diving deep (well, our version of deep) into what’s really on people’s minds. 🍻 Fueled by ice-cold Treehouse Brewing Haze—because if you’ve had it, you already know it’s basically liquid happiness—we get a little loose, a little loud, and a lot hilarious. 🍬 A. throws down the gummy worm whipped cream challenge (yes, it’s as messy and inappropriate as it sounds) and somehow it peaks at… a nipple. Don’t ask, just listen. Me...

In this cheeky episode of Beer & Bikini, J, slips into a barely-there knit micro bikini—complete with dangling cherries between the girls 🍒—while we sip on Martin House Brewing’s The Serac Stout and spill the hops on our recent trip to their Fort Worth taproom. Let’s just say: she’s already planning the return. We stayed at the Hilton Southlake just outside of Dallas/Fort Worth, where J. stunned in her little green bikini top and served full-on RBF energy poolside. But the real fun starte...

🎉Can you believe it? SEVENTY-FIVE episodes of wild stories, ridiculous banter, and absolute chaos—and y’all are still listening?! We’re just as shocked as you are. But seriously… THANK YOU to all of our world-wide listeners for being part of this deliciously inappropriate ride. 💋 To celebrate our diamond-sparkly, beer-soaked 75th episode, we’re cracking open some Cellarman's Revenge IPA from Martin House Brewing. Expect: 🍺 Cold beers 👙 Tiny bikinis 🍈 Big… opinions  ...

🔥 Our most-listened-to episodes? Yep, all about Desire Resorts in Riviera Maya—and trust us, people are very curious. 😏 Lately, our DMs have been poppin’ with questions from new IG followers—most of whom have never been to a clothing-optional resort (yet 👀) and aren’t in the lifestyle like us… but are absolutely looking to turn up the heat in their relationship or marriage. 🔥 So in this episode, we’re baring it all (literally and figuratively)—spilling the sexy, cheeky, must-know details on D...

Grab a cold one—specifically a Bill Pickett Porter from Texas Beer Company—and pull up a chair, y’all. This week we’re drenched in Texas pride (and actual rain) 🌧️, thanks to every dang 4th of July party getting canceled. But who needs fireworks 🎆 when you’ve got dark roast porter 🍻, porch vibes 🪑, and a deep love of ‘Merica ❤️🤍💙 morphing right into our undying obsession with Texas 🤠. Then Al drops a very unexpected Texas fact:: 👀 The first fake boobs? Invented right down the road ...

We packed our bags for a getaway to the adult wonderland known as The Villages, Florida — aka Disney World for grownups. 🏊‍♂️ 100+ pools 🍸 Bars & restaurants 🎶 Live music 365 days a year 🏌️‍♂️ 50+ golf courses 🛺 Golf carts that outnumber cars In this episode, we spill the crack open a Cigar City Brewing Florida Man Double IPA, and chat about our boozy adventures, J.’s sudden golf obsession (midlife crisis alert? 😏), and a very sexy golf shirt idea 👕🔥. ✅ Fun?...

This one’s got a tangy twist! Thanks to a daring Instagram suggestion, A & J crack open some pickle beer 🥒🍻 —live on the mic. the cracked open a cold "Best Maid Sour Pickle Beer" from Martin House Brewing Company in Fort Worth, TX and J. was convinced she’d hate it… but surprise: she LOVED it. He took one sip and said, “Absolutely not.” Now J. is already planning full-on pairings— 🍔 burgers, 🍟 fries, 🌭 hot dog, maybe even a red beer remix. She’s all in. 🔥 She even showed...

Light-hearted and proud—because there’s no better time than Memorial Day weekend to raise a glass in support of our amazing U.S. military💪. We’re sipping on Drekker Brewing Company’s 3 Greg Tomlette IPA 🍺 (seriously, what a name!) and laughing about the Memorial Day barbecue we somehow got invited to. It was one of those gatherings full of people we didn’t really know… and didn’t really want to know. Between the catty side-eyes 🙄 and the obvious (jealous) tit-stares 👀 from the women, let’s ju...

J. is a Texas girl, but if she could escape to one place —it’d be this sun-drenched, non-stop party paradise 🏝️👙. She’s ready to pack all her bikinis and live her best poolside life year-round 🍹🌴 A. is just along for the ride, sipping endless Radlers 🍺 and—let’s be honest—enjoying the view 👀😏 (yes, he’s a boob guy and he’s not hiding it 🫦). 🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🎥 Be sure to c...

Why is it so hard to just be normal these days? In this episode, we’re diving into the wild world of obnoxious neighbors—from driveway dominators to the ones who just might have hidden cameras (seriously, what is wrong with people?). Is it narcissism? A lack of basic manners? Or are we all just one loud leaf blower away from snapping? 😤 Come laugh, vent, and maybe feel a little less alone—I mean, we love Beer, Bikini, and BBQ... who wouldn’t want to be our neighbor? 🍻We’re A. & J.—just a ...

You may have noticed things got quiet around here… In this episode, we pull back the curtain on what really happened to J. We’re talking about why the mic went silent—and what’s next. Spoiler: It’s raw, it’s real, and it’s a comeback you won’t want to miss. 🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🎥 Be sure to check out our YouTube channel for travel reviews: https://www.youtube.com/@Bee...

Let Me See Your Pickles Bounce! Don’t sleep in the cheese! And if you're rocking slippers after 10pm… better watch out—you might just end up in cuffs. Is this the aftermath of a wild drunken night, or are these actual state laws? Spoiler alert: they're real (unfortunately), even the no donkeys in the bathtub! Join us as we dive into the bizarre and hilarious world of weird state laws that’ll make you say, “WTF… seriously?” J. can’t stop giggling (blame the apple cinnamon whiskey), and she jus...

Things heat up right away as A. can’t help but gush (and maybe drool a little) over J.’s nipply, peach-poppin’ shirt—perfectly matched with the dreamy can art on a cold, crisp Hop Sprocket Hazy IPA from Real Ale Brewing. It’s a whole vibe, and we are here for it. The duo spills the spicy details of their return to Hilton Playa Del Carmen Adults Only All-Inclusive - think: top-shelf cocktails in a bali bed cabana, sexy tips to elevate your beachside lounging, a wild silent disco under the star...

🍻 As they crack open a cold one with A. & J. as they recap their unforgettable week-long vacation, starting with a tall boy of Kilt Switch Scottish Ale from 903 Brewers. After a whirlwind trip, J. is rehydrating with a little Liquid IV (and maybe a splash of vodka—😉). 🏖️ Their adventure kicked off at the stunning JOIA Paraíso by Iberostar adults-only all-inclusive resort, where they scored an unbelievable upgrade from a base garden view room to one of the top-tier oceanfront walkout butle...

It finally arrived—the custom boudoir photo book, and let’s just say... his work productivity just took a serious hit. 😏 Should he casually flip through it during work Zooms? Probably not. Will he? TBD. 🤣 Meanwhile, we crack open a Real Ale Brewing Co. Blanco, TX Black Quad Ale and get deep into our preferred perfect brewing conditions—no kids, good vibes, and zero responsibility. We also dive into the Bearded Monk bottle shop in Denton, their legendary social media game, and of course, our p...

A. & J. kick things off with Destihl Brewery’s Steal Your Haze IPA, complete with pirate vibes that spark a wild debate—did pirates really get their fair share of T&A while pillaging and forging? J. even volunteers to be A.’s dirty wench to find out. 😏 Speaking of pirates, they dive back into their Belize obsession after a listener thinks it’s out of reach for them. Spoiler alert: It’s more affordable than you think, and the adventure is so worth it! From golf cart cruising around the...

Join us as we sip a Mystic Mutant IPA 🍺 from Oskar Blues Brewery and compare two irresistible travel vibes: Hawaii’s laid-back charm 🌺 versus Mexico’s sizzling sexiness 🇲🇽. In this episode, he scores a giant digital frame so he can binge on rotating boudoir snaps of her 📸—prompting her hilarious reaction, “Holy shit, is that really my ass?!” 😂 And with a cool breeze blowing through the boobies 🍃, on a chilly Texas day, she turns up the heat in a wild, boobie-baring sweater 🔥. Tune in for beer...

Finally! The BIG reveal and they get to see all of her boudoir photos, and let’s just say, choosing which ones to order wasn’t easy—kind of like walking into a brewery and wanting to try every beer! 🍺✨ We kicked back with a Catacomb Master IPA from Hubbard’s Cave Brewing while diving into all the details—J’s excitement, her nerves before the big reveal, and the entire boudoir experience. 🍺📸 His biggest takeaway for the guys? If your lady wants to do a boudoir shoot… let her. Trust us, y...

She spills the details and spares no secrets! This episode turns up the heat as J. reveals the sultry, unfiltered story of her ultimate fantasy come to life—a steamy, leather-clad boudoir photo shoot featuring whips, bondage, and pure seduction. But what really goes down in a boudoir session? From the anticipation and nerves to the moment the photographer sprays your boobies down with water while you’re wearing little to nothing, J. shares every sizzling detail. Join A. & J. ...

A. surprises J. with a gift she’s always dreamed of—no, not the centerfold spread (yet) 😉—but a sultry boudoir photoshoot that's every bit as naughty 🔥📸. Join the duo as J. gushes over leather, straps, and an overdue trip to the naughty store to prep for her steamy session💋. From glam squads to sexy sets, the anticipation is sizzling🔥. With beer in hand and a buzz in the air, they spill some naughty secrets 🤫 about a potential Patreon account featuring peeks 👀 of J’s boudoir photos and ...

Buckle Up Buttercup—it’s a sexy Q & A kinda podcast day! 🍺 As they sip on a refreshing Cigar City Brewing Jai Alai IPA, they dive into the burning sexy questions sent in by loyal podcast listeners and Instagram followers. 💌 J. asks the saucy, naughty questions, and A. doesn’t hold back, offering honest (and hilariously candid) answers from a man’s perspective. Expect things to get spicy, steamy, and oh-so-entertaining. You won’t want to miss this episode! 🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple ...

Grab a beer (or three), because things are about to get fun 🔥 In this wild wrap-up episode, A. &J. are spilling all the tea (aka beers and vodka) as they celebrate an epic 1st season and toast to Season 2! From a boozy beach trip to Belize to late-night shenanigans in Mexico, they’re reminiscing on the adventures that made this season unforgettable, 😈🍹 , and drop hints about the next wild destinations they’ve got in their sights. So, buckle up (or maybe unbuckle a little 😉) — ...

✨🎉 New Year’s Eve—a night for reflection, resolutions, and a touch of playful rebellion. In this special episode, we’re looking back at the highs and lows of the year and getting a little naughty with ideas to spice up the year ahead. 🍾🔥 From steamy whipped cream games to sizzling intentions, this short episode delivers a long-lasting dose of heat to kick off your celebrations. 💋🍬 Let’s ring in the new year with a wink, a laugh, and plenty of spark. 🎆🥂 🍻We’re A. & J.—just a co...

🍺 Ever cracked open a beer and thought, "WTF?!" Join A. and J. as they dive into the unexpected, starting with a surprising twist on A.'s go-to brew, Karbach Brewing Rodeo Clown Imperial IPA. 🚗 This episode takes you on a whirlwind adventure to Dallas, where the duo splurges at Total Wine for party prep and discovers J.'s sexy happy place at the legendary "Meat Church," snagging her much-anticipated holiday spices 5-pack, just in time for A. to smoke the holiday meats. 👣 Amidst fo...

Fresh off a whirlwind escape to the gorgeous Hilton Playa Del Carmen, A & J spill all the steamy details from their sun-soaked, cocktail-fueled vacation. From J's jaw-dropping moves in a skin-tight red dress at the silent disco to a little cheeky fun on the Bali bed (and maybe some questionable directions back to their suite), it's a trip they'll never forget—and one they'll definitely repeat. Three bikinis a day, endless Tito's vodka, and games that got real by the poolside... Tune in fo...

🍺 J. turns up the heat on this frosty episode, kicking things off in a 👙 micro bikini while braving the chill and sipping on a tasty brew from Brazos Valley Brewing Company in Brenham, TX. 🌨️ 📬 Diving into an old question from Instagram follower The Beer Sith, J. explores the world of craft beer in Europe. To get the scoop, she reaches across the 🌍 pond to the cheerful crew at Meanwood Brewing in chilly Leeds, Yorkshire, UK, uncovering their favorite beers and the latest trends in European cr...

🦃 Join us as we recap our wild and festive Thanksgiving, featuring a tiny 5-liter keg of Shiner Bock Holiday Cheer 🍻, a little naughty whipped cream 🍦, and plenty of laughs 😂. 📻 We revisit hilarious moments from recent podcasts that gave us shoutouts, like Craft Beer Republic (revealing the Trader Joe's single cans secret 🍺) and The Neighborhood Beer Club, which hilariously confirmed J.’s keen eye 👀 for spotting boobs and butts 🍑🍒 on a beer can label (she totally did!). 🌍 She gushes abou...

Our previous podcasts on Desire Riviera Maya and Desire Riviera Maya Pearl in Puerto Morelos, Mexico, continue to be our most popular downloaded episodes. Clearly, people are searching on Spotify and Apple for podcasts to learn more about these incredible, one-of-a-kind resorts. So, A. & J. are back to talk all things Desire — the vibe, the atmosphere, the sexy energy, what actually happens there, and the big question: Are Desire Resorts really worth the money? A. & J. aren't swinge...

Pour yourself a pint and get ready for a wild ride! This week, J. isn’t just sipping Pecan Pie Porter by Clown Shoes Brewing—she’s also slapping around some A.I., pushing its limits like the digital domme she knew she was. Meanwhile, A. drops the mic (and J.’s jaw) with a lesson in “queening” that leaves J. blushing, bewildered, and maybe a little curious. From funny A.I. postings on their Instagram account to downright dirty tech talk, we’re here to bring the laughs, the sh...

What’s better than flames and an adrenaline rush? Nothing... except maybe J’s dangerously tiny, flame-patterned top peeking over that perfectly paired Evel Knievel Imperial IPA from Destihl Brewery! Whew, is it getting hot in here, or is it just us?! This week, things get wild as we spill the details on who got a hands-on experience with J’s "DD assets" and we debate whether it’s time to launch our “Free Beer and Happy Endings” campaign for office. Grab your cold brew and brace ...

Set sail with us for a playful and unforgettable episode as we dish on our favorite cruise port stops! Including the story of when A. got a little handsy with J. at our top recommended island spot. We’re bringing you beauty, beer, and some naughty insights. PLUS we tackle a male listener question that made J. blush and stumble—it's naughty, it’s funny, and you might even learn a thing or two! Tune in for travel tips, steamy moments, and a boatload of giggles as we navigate through this...

Get ready as we dive into some hands-on manscaping discussion (J. insists she’s the right one for the job!), Halloween party antics, and the groping Skeletor. We’ll also spill J's first make out memory, scary movie thrills, and serve up some fun, unsolicited relationship advice. Grab a cold drink and come laugh along with us in this flirty, spooky, and a little-too-fun episode! 🎃👻 🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for ...

What do you do when you’re stuck in a dreary, rainy city, far from the blazing Texas sun? You find the nearest brewery, dive into some hot sausages, and sip your way through the gloom with tasty beer! 🍺 Join us as we recap our trip to Portland, Oregon—complete with shock, rain-induced wardrobe changes, and a desperate longing for tiny tops. We were shocked by the amount of dirtiness and homelessness around the city, which made us appreciate Texas even more. We kissed the ground the second we ...

This week, we dive into the wild world of Karbach Brewing Co. Rodeo Clown Double IPA, answer fun and quirky questions from our listeners, and take a nostalgic trip down memory lane. Oh, and things get spicy when J shares a little about her love for going topless on vacation! Add a splash of tequila in the mix, and you've got one unforgettable, slightly sexy, and hilariously fun episode. Cheers to good brews, good vibes, and a whole lot of J's giggles. 🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple ch...

We're BAAACK...AGAIN - and sounding better than ever! After struggles with our podcast equipment post-move, we have our fellow podcast friend Greg from Craft Beer Republic Podcast to give a HUGE thanks to for the product tips. And...we’re now sounding slicker and sexier than ever. Join us for some laughs as we dive into Oktoberfest celebrations, J's hilarious mishap with red wine on her see-through white Oktoberfest shirt, and best of all, we start tackling some of our amazing follower...

We are baaaack! After a couple weeks podcast hiatus, and a year-long hunt for their perfect Texas paradise, A. & J. finally made the big move from Austin to their new slice of Texas heaven—and there’s a bonus! Their new house comes with a little surprise… hint: it’s the perfect spot for a stripper pole! Life’s too short, folks—drink the beer, take the risks, and find your own slice of paradise. In this episode, we’re also spilling the secrets on their recent sexy getaway to Cabo San...

Curious about what it's like to roll on the high seas for a couple of weeks? Or maybe you're itching to learn about rock' and rollin' on Holland America Nieuw Statendam and dreaming of a steamy 14-night escape through the Caribbean. Join us as we dive into our long, sexy voyage, where we dish on the perks of Club Orange, how we couldn't resist the delicious food (and the extra pounds that came with it), and our top tips for maximizing your drinking power. Come aboard and relive our unfo...

It's the "Uh Oh, Better Get Waco" episode! We're cracking open an ice-cold Community Beer Kush Super Dank Double Hazy IPA and diving into the fun and flirty details of our recent trip to Waco, Texas. And guess what? Waco isn't just about Chip and Joanna Gaines—it's also about the sexy, fun places to hit up late at night. We explored the famous Magnolia Market, chatted up the pit boys at Terry Black's BBQ after stuffing ourselves, and then headed to the Backyard Bar for drinks and laughs. Thin...

Get ready for a rollercoaster of shocking surprises in this week’s episode! Ever wondered what happens when a store goes out of business? Well, J. scored big—21 sexy and naughty tops for a steal! As they kick back and sip on Pinthouse Brewing’s Southern Hemi Emilio TIPA, with a bold 10.5% ABV, you know it’s going to be a fun night. But that’s not all— A. reveals why he loves seeing J. in skirts and dresses. It’s all about the “hope” that comes with the mystery—panties or no panties? And just ...

Get ready for a wild ride! J can't get enough of the new Deadpool and Wolverine movie, and she's rocking her spicy red outfit (with ball gag?!) to prove it. While sipping on Belching Beaver's Orange Vanilla Imperial IPA, she gets frisky and nostalgic, reminiscing about cold beers at the movies. J is even considering being an extra on a well-known show being filmed right here in Austin—will she do it? And J makes an "educated wish" .. wink, wink ;-) Tune in as A&J share thei...

I will take epic fails for $100, please, Pat! On this episode we've got some epic fail tales to share with you. Picture this: J. flying off the stripper pole as it came tumbling down, bruising her lil tush in the process—ouch! From "trick" fails to beer fails that ended in hilarity, we're spilling all the funny details as we partake in some Melvin Brewing Asterisk IPA brews. We recap our trip to the new Club Cabana Pool club and bar in Austin, and J. may or may not have spilled s...

This is part 3 of when J. asked Beer & Bikini Instagram followers to suggest podcast topics, beer reviews, and wild questions! In this episode, we dive into all the juicy questions from our "anonymous" followers. Ever wondered how often we "get it on" each week? Or our go-to cheap beer choices? We spill our crazy drunken escapades as young adults, share stories of cars getting towed, and reveal their favorite meats he smokes for her on the Pitboss. J. even dishes on her preference...

When Hurricane Beryl comes stormin' in, A. & J. pivot like J. does on her at home stripper pole, swapping their 4th of July Mexico getaway for a good ol' Texas staycation. They embrace a hell-raising good time in Fredericksburg, Texas, with tiny tops in Luckenbach, Texas with "♫ Waylon, Willie and the boys♫", J. dances on the stage at Old 290 Brewing while savoring Hell Raiser IPA, and knocking back cold ones at Fat Ass Brewing. They sneak in some cheeky drive-by boobie looks at Alstadt B...

On Fridays, we wear pink! ... and J's pink top is seriously see-through! A. dares her to wear it out in public, turning up the heat on an already steamy episode. J. gets extra frisky after a Shiner Shandy, while A. dives into the Eggo Brunch in a Jar.. she isn't a fan, but she's all about A's creamy goodness. This episode is part 2 of when J. asked Beer & Bikini Instagram followers to suggest podcast topics, beer reviews, and wild questions... and they did not disappoint! From risqué ta...

Oh, this one is fun! J asked Beer & Bikini Instagram followers to suggest podcast topics, beer reviews, questions... anything goes! And our followers did not disappoint... which is how J discovers in the delicious Dogfish Head World Wide Stout and instantly falls in love with this rich, dark dimensional brew. The questions and topics include being stranded on a deserted island, bikinis, "who would you (___)" scenarios, and more! Grab a cold one, sit back, and join us for a fun-fille...

Welcome to our wild and witty chat where we tackle the real questions in life! Where can we find small tank tops for J with hilarious sayings like "Billy Bob's Boobs"? We'll dive into her favorite crazy high heels she wore to Hop Thief Taphouse and the wall of beer taps. Her new obsession with Clown Shoes Beers Space Cake Double IPA, and J says it’s so good it tastes like "you're getting lucky in a few minutes!" Join us for a fun and cheeky episode filled with laughs, style tips, ...

She's not just tired; she's fabulously fatigued from burning the candle at both ends with looong hours of hustle. So, we grabbed a much-needed big beer in an Oktoberfest glass, and A went on a hilarious explanation as why you should never mess with muffins. We rant about sh$tty bosses and J drops some serious wisdom with her favorite quote: "Mediocrity always attacks excellence." And oh boy, did she quit her job?! Sip on a cold brew and join us for laughs, rants as we navigate the ups and dow...

In this episode, we recount our trip to Dallas, Texas, diving into topics that are dumb, smelly, and all about beavers. We share our favorite moments, including a visit to Truck Yard The Colony, encounters with hilariously bad customer service, and an unforgettable smelly story. Plus, we rave about the Pinthouse Brewing Lost Wild Triple Hazy IPA—it's as wild as J! Tune in for a fun and chaotic recap of our Dallas adventures! 🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, he...

Our 4th and final episode of trip to Ambergris Caye, Belize, we take you on an adventure to the stunning Mahogany Bay Resort. We share insider secrets to securing an overwater Bali bed on their exclusive and gorgeous island. J. had several bikini wardrobe changes, including some sneaky swaps in the Bali bed! This might just be our favorite island yet, and we've been to plenty. With hammocks in the water, a beautiful beach, delicious food, and a mix of sexy relaxation and fun...

In this episode #3 on our beautiful Belize trip, we share the magic of Matachica Resort, as J falls in love and lust with this stunning looker, even with a cute peeping Tom watching her every move in the shower. From endless drinks on the Pier Pods, to J's 47 bikinis, beaches, pools, and sexy serenity, plus a schmooze cruise thrown in, it's a secret J wants to keep to herself! 🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening,...

She brought her 47 bikinis to Belize, and we drank buckets of cold Belikin beers on hot beaches, and bars over the blue waters. Want to know the coolest bars to hit up while on the beautiful island of Ambergris Caye, Belize? Grab a cold one and join us for a journey through the land of B's.. bikinis, beaches, beers, bars and.. boobs! But wait! She entertains him with 7 minutes to Heaven?! 🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and o...

Join J and A as they kick off the podcast with J playing the role of A's fluffer! Then, embark on a journey to the stunning and sexy destination of Belize, specifically the enchanting Ambergris Caye , or as Madonna sings it "La Isla Bonita", in the first installment of our four-part trip to Belize series. Savor the flavors of Hercules Imperial IPA from Great Divide Brewing as J gives it a thumbs up! Discover how to reach Ambergris Caye via small plane, including J's experience as a co-pilot o...

Join us on a flight of memories as we jet back to past Mexico travels in the stunning Puerto Vallarta! J fondly recalls buckets of ice-cold Pacifico beers, stumbling upon mango margaritas, and her newfound appreciation for the bartender's nuts. Then, hop aboard our virtual catamaran trip to the picturesque village of Yelapa, where we uncover a hidden waterfall, indulge in unlimited drinks, and stumble upon a little Secrets adventure. 🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft ...

Get ready for a wild ride as we tackle the burning question from a social media follow: Is she A.I? Spoiler alert: She is definitely not artificial intelligence – those Instagram posts are as real as they come! Well, except maybe for her New Double D's... but let's keep that between us. Join us as we put the Tesla Full Self-Driving mode to the test and delve into J's trust issues with autonomous vehicles. And of course, what's a podcast without cracking open a cold one? This time, we're sippi...